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	[[Image:Haskell.png \|thumb\|Hail to the king, baby.]]		[[Image:Haskell.png \|thumb\|Hail to the king, baby.]]

	~~{{haxor}}~~

	'''Haskell''' is a [[autistic\|functional]] committee-planned programming language that wants everything done its way and no one else's. Although it claims to play well with others, this is a complete lie, and it never leaves its mother's [[basement]]. Haskell's codebase is [[Dat ass\|fucking huge]], weighing in at almost a gigabyte for the main compiler and other [[useless\|essential]] [[bullshit\|utilities]].		'''Haskell''' is a [[autistic\|functional]] committee-planned programming language that wants everything done its way and no one else's. Although it claims to play well with others, this is a complete lie, and it never leaves its mother's [[basement]]. Haskell's codebase is [[Dat ass\|fucking huge]], weighing in at almost a gigabyte for the main compiler and other [[useless\|essential]] [[bullshit\|utilities]].
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	* [http://learnyouahaskell.com/ LearnYouAHaskell.com] - Stop being a [[bitch]] and ''learn'' it.		* [http://learnyouahaskell.com/ LearnYouAHaskell.com] - Stop being a [[bitch]] and ''learn'' it.

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imported>Goddamnitall: Rewrote the article, k?

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Rewrote the article, k?

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imported>Otend at 02:14, 16 July 2013

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	'''Haskell''' is the world's leading <s>functional</s> not-functional gay toy language. It was created when a fat [[pedobear\|guy]], that constantly ate curry, smoked too much pot and started saying stuff like [[lol wut\|"a proof is a program; the formula it proves is a type for the program"]]. Then he [[raped\|met]] a bunch of [[gay\|lambda]]-calculus [[13-year-old boys\|expressions]] and thus, haskell was born.		'''Haskell''' is the world's leading <s>functional</s> not-functional gay toy language. It was created when a fat [[pedobear\|guy]], that constantly ate curry, smoked too much pot and started saying stuff like [[lol wut\|"a proof is a program; the formula it proves is a type for the program"]]. Then he [[raped\|met]] a bunch of [[gay\|lambda]]-calculus [[13-year-old boys\|expressions]] and thus, haskell was born.

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	'''Haskell''' is the world's leading <s>functional</s> not-functional gay toy language. It was created when a fat [[pedobear\|guy]] that constantly ate curry smoked too much pot and started saying stuff like [[lol wut\|"a proof is a program; the formula it proves is a type for the program"]]. Then he [[raped\|met]] a bunch of [[gay\|lambda]]-calculus [[13-year-old boys\|expressions]] and thus, haskell was born.		'''Haskell''' is the world's leading <s>functional</s> not-functional gay toy language. It was created when a fat [[pedobear\|guy]], that constantly ate curry, smoked too much pot and started saying stuff like [[lol wut\|"a proof is a program; the formula it proves is a type for the program"]]. Then he [[raped\|met]] a bunch of [[gay\|lambda]]-calculus [[13-year-old boys\|expressions]] and thus, haskell was born.

			One of the main [[Is not a bug, it's a feature\|features]] of Haskell is [[nazi\|the strong type system]] which ensures that when a haskell program is compiled, it will [[gimp\|behave exactly as you want]]. It also ensures that your program will [[fail\|never compile]]. This is achieved by enforcing strict rules prohibiting integers to mix with reals, numbers with lists etc. This is supervised by the [[Big_Brother\|type checker]] that not only checks your type but [[perez hilton\|he]] can also can figure it out in case [[Tom_Cruise\|you]] didnt declare it.


	One of the main [[Is not a bug, it's a feature\|features]] of Haskell is [[nazi\|the strong type system]] which ensures that when a haskell program is compiled it will [[gimp\|behave exactly as you want]]. It also ensures that your program will [[fail\|never compile]]. To achieve this it enforces strict rules prohibiting integers to mix with reals, numbers with lists etc. This is supervised by the [[Big_Brother\|type checker]] that not only checks your type but [[perez hilton\|he]] can also can figure out it in case [[Tom_Cruise\|you]] didnt declare it.

	==Typical Haskell Code==		==Typical Haskell Code==
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	As everybody knows, functions in haskell are those that couldnt be accepted by any other programming language (mostly because they are [[lazy]] and [[retarded\|slow]]).		As everybody knows, the only functions in haskell are those that couldnt be accepted by any other programming language (mostly because they are [[lazy]] and [[retarded\|slow]]).
	It wasnt long before a group of anonymous functions managed to intrude the haskell type system with the sole purpose of trolling the other functions and [[idiot\|anyone ~~that would try~~ to read ~~the~~ haskell code]]		It wasnt long before a group of anonymous functions managed to intrude the haskell type system with the sole purpose of trolling the other functions and [[idiot\|anyone trying to read haskell code]]

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	'''Haskell''' is the world's leading <s>functional</s> not-functional gay toy language. It was created when a fat guy that constantly ate curry smoked too much pot and started saying stuff like [[lol wut\|"a proof is a program; the formula it proves is a type for the program"]]. Then he [[raped\|met]] a bunch of [[gay\|lambda-calculus]] ~~expressions~~ and thus, haskell was born.		'''Haskell''' is the world's leading <s>functional</s> not-functional gay toy language. It was created when a fat [[pedobear\|guy]] that constantly ate curry smoked too much pot and started saying stuff like [[lol wut\|"a proof is a program; the formula it proves is a type for the program"]]. Then he [[raped\|met]] a bunch of [[gay\|lambda]]-calculus [[13-year-old boys\|expressions]] and thus, haskell was born.



	One of the main [[Is not a bug, it's a feature\|features]] of Haskell is [[nazi\|the strong type system]] which ensures that when a haskell program is compiled it will [[gimp\|behave exactly as you want]]. It also ensures that your program will [[fail\|never compile]]. To achieve this it enforces strict rules prohibiting integers to mix with reals, numbers with lists etc. This is supervised by the [[~~perez hilton~~\|type checker]] that not only checks your ~~types~~ but [[~~Big_Brother~~\|he]] can also can figure out ~~your type~~ in case [[Tom_Cruise\|you]] didnt declare it.		One of the main [[Is not a bug, it's a feature\|features]] of Haskell is [[nazi\|the strong type system]] which ensures that when a haskell program is compiled it will [[gimp\|behave exactly as you want]]. It also ensures that your program will [[fail\|never compile]]. To achieve this it enforces strict rules prohibiting integers to mix with reals, numbers with lists etc. This is supervised by the [[Big_Brother\|type checker]] that not only checks your type but [[perez hilton\|he]] can also can figure out it in case [[Tom_Cruise\|you]] didnt declare it.

	==Typical Haskell Code==		==Typical Haskell Code==

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[[Image:Gay_lambda_sticker-p217460008713382091tr4z_152.jpg‎ |thumb|[[gay|haskell]] symbol]]

'''Haskell''' is the world's leading <s>functional</s> not-functional gay toy language. It was created when a fat guy that constantly ate curry smoked too much pot and started saying stuff like [[lol wut|"a proof is a program; the formula it proves is a type for the program"]]. Then he [[raped|met]] a bunch of [[gay|lambda-calculus]] expressions and thus, haskell was born.

One of the main [[Is not a bug, it's a feature|features]] of Haskell is [[nazi|the strong type system]] which ensures that when a haskell program is compiled it will [[gimp|behave exactly as you want]]. It also ensures that your program will [[fail|never compile]]. To achieve this it enforces strict rules prohibiting integers to mix with reals, numbers with lists etc. This is supervised by the [[perez hilton|type checker]] that not only checks your types but [[Big_Brother|he]] can also can figure out your type in case [[Tom_Cruise|you]] didnt declare it.

==Typical Haskell Code==
[[Image:pedohaskell.png|thumb|[[pedobear|haskell]], trying to [[rape|approach]] children. it's fun fun fun!]]

module Main where{import List;import System;
import Data.HashTable as H;(???????)=(concat
);(??????)(???)(????)=((groupBy)(???)(????))
;(??????????????????????)(????)=((??????????
)((tail).(???????))((????????????????????)((
??????)(?????????????????????)(????))));(??)
=([' ']);(??????????????)=((hashString));(?)
=((>>=));(???????????????????????)([((???)),
(????)])=((?????????????)(???))?(\(?????)->(
(????????????????)(==)(??????????????))?(\((
???))->((??????????????????)(???????????????
)(???)(?????))>>((?????????????????)(???))?(
\((?????))->((((???????????????????)((????))
((??????????????????????))((?????))))))));((
???????????????????????))(??)=(????????????)
("usage f dic out");(?????????????????????)(
(???),(??????))((????),(????????????????????
))=((???)==(????));(?????????????????)(???)=
(toList)(???);(????????????????????)(????)=(
((??????????)(((??????????)(snd)))((????))))
;(??????????????????)(???????????????)(???)(
(?????))=(((mapM)(((???????????????)(???)))(
(lines)(?????))));(???????????????????)(????
)(???????????????????????)(?????)=(?????????
)(????)((unlines)((???????????????????????)(
?????)));(????????????????)(???)((????))=(((
new)(???)(????)));(main)=((???????????)?(((\
(???)->((???????????????????????)(???))))));
(???????????????)(???)(????)=((????????)(???
)((sort)(????))((??)++(????)));(???????????)
=(getArgs);(????????????)(???)=((((print))((
???))));(??????????)(???)(????)=(((map)(???)
(????)));(????????)((???))(????)(?????)=((((
H.insert))((???))(????)(?????)));(?????????)
((???))((????))=(((writeFile)(???)((????))))
;(?????????????)(???)=(((readFile)((???))))}

{{haxor}}
== Anonymous Functions ==

As everybody knows, functions in haskell are those that couldnt be accepted by any other programming language (mostly because they are [[lazy]] and [[retarded|slow]]).
It wasnt long before a group of anonymous functions managed to intrude the haskell type system with the sole purpose of trolling the other functions and [[idiot|anyone that would try to read the haskell code]]

== Currying ==

Since every haskell fan is bulimic they have developed a way to make every function edible (even the shitty haskell functions) by adding their favourite curry sauce.
They simply take one function and substitute one or more variables with [[shit|curry]] and then they proceed to eat it.

== Gallery ==
<gallery>
Image:lambda_twins.jpg|haskell [[lesbian|fans]]
Image:haskell_shop.jpg|typical haskell bookstore
Image:illuhaskell.png|illuminati support haskell
Image:curry.jpg|eating a curried function
</gallery>