Harrison Digfoot - Revision history

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	Harrison Digfoot ([[Powerword\|John Harrison King]] irl) is a bumbling [[NAMBLA]] member and [[Tamias the Chipmunk]] impersonator from Georgia who once had [[Unrealistic Expectations\|high hopes]] of being a country singer. When poor Harrison couldn't find ''that one venue'' that would skyrocket him to country music fame (on account of being [[batshit insane]] and looking like [[The Simpsons\|Homer Simpson]] on [[meth]]), he retreated to the armpit of online gaming that is [[Second Life]] where he hoped he could somehow salvage his failure of a music career. Harrison of course got [[Trolled\|more than he bargained for]]. Have a seat right over there now, dear reader, and bear witness the next guest star of [http://www.hansenvpredator.com/ Hansen vs Predator].		Harrison Digfoot ([[Powerword\|John Harrison King]] irl) is a bumbling [[NAMBLA]] member and [[Tamias the Chipmunk]] impersonator from Georgia who once had [[Unrealistic Expectations\|high hopes]] of being a country singer. When poor Harrison couldn't find ''that one venue'' that would skyrocket him to country music fame (on account of being [[batshit insane]] and looking like [[The Simpsons\|Homer Simpson]] on [[meth]]), he retreated to the armpit of online gaming that is [[Second Life]] where he hoped he could somehow salvage his failure of a music career. Harrison of course got [[Trolled\|more than he bargained for]]. Have a seat right over there now, dear reader, and bear witness the next guest star of [http://www.hansenvpredator.com/ Hansen vs Predator].

			== Attempted Incest ==
			John King's life took a bad turn one day when he was arrested for the attempted rape of his sister Jenny Lynn King in Rome Georgia. When Secondlife Residents found his mugshot online it was pretty much over for Harrison Digfoot.

	== The Failed Musician turned Pedophile ==		== The Failed Musician turned Pedophile ==

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	*<strike>'''[https://my.secondlife.com/dirtyharrii dirtyharrii]'''</strike> - B&		*<strike>'''[https://my.secondlife.com/dirtyharrii dirtyharrii]'''</strike> - B&
			John Harrison King has now been banned from Secondlife more than 300 times

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	== The Failed Musician turned Pedophile ==		== The Failed Musician turned Pedophile ==
	Harrison initially came to Second Life in a last ditch effort to revive is previously failed dream of becoming a country music singer. He unfortunatly began spending time in a drama-laden sim called Violet and like [[Manlytears\|other would be "entertainers"]], he soon succumbed to the environment and found himself deep in drama. Due to his inability to resist fighting with people on the internet and his clumsiness with keeping his [[dox\|personal information]] guarded, Harrison's true colors were revealed and he was quickly ousted as the deranged pedophile that he is. Harrison's infamy finally hit a breaking point when it was discovered that his sister had him arrested for making threats of violence against her and her family.		Harrison initially came to Second Life in a last ditch effort to revive is previously failed dream of becoming a country music singer. He unfortunatly began spending time in a drama-laden sim called Violet and like [[Manlytears\|other would be "entertainers"]], he soon succumbed to the environment and found himself deep in drama. Due to his inability to resist fighting with people on the internet and his clumsiness with keeping his [[dox\|personal information]] guarded, Harrison's true colors were revealed and he was quickly ousted as the deranged pedophile that he is. Harrison's infamy finally hit a breaking point when it was discovered that his sister had him arrested for making threats of violence against her and her family.

	~~== Angry Sim Crasher ==~~
	~~Recently, John King has become so angry at the other chatters on Secondlife that he's taken to crashing the entire server when their taunts start getting to him.~~


	=== "Have a Seat Right over There" ===		=== "Have a Seat Right over There" ===
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			== Angry Sim Crasher ==
			Recently, John King has become so angry at the other chatters on Secondlife that he's taken to crashing the entire server when their taunts start getting to him.

imported>AgentOfReason at 15:14, 20 February 2017

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	== The Failed Musician turned Pedophile ==		== The Failed Musician turned Pedophile ==
	Harrison initially came to Second Life in a last ditch effort to revive is previously failed dream of becoming a country music singer. He unfortunatly began spending time in a drama-laden sim called Violet and like [[Manlytears\|other would be "entertainers"]], he soon succumbed to the environment and found himself deep in drama. Due to his inability to resist fighting with people on the internet and his clumsiness with keeping his [[dox\|personal information]] guarded, Harrison's true colors were revealed and he was quickly ousted as the deranged pedophile that he is. Harrison's infamy finally hit a breaking point when it was discovered that his sister had him arrested for making threats of violence against her and her family.		Harrison initially came to Second Life in a last ditch effort to revive is previously failed dream of becoming a country music singer. He unfortunatly began spending time in a drama-laden sim called Violet and like [[Manlytears\|other would be "entertainers"]], he soon succumbed to the environment and found himself deep in drama. Due to his inability to resist fighting with people on the internet and his clumsiness with keeping his [[dox\|personal information]] guarded, Harrison's true colors were revealed and he was quickly ousted as the deranged pedophile that he is. Harrison's infamy finally hit a breaking point when it was discovered that his sister had him arrested for making threats of violence against her and her family.

			== Angry Sim Crasher ==
			Recently, John King has become so angry at the other chatters on Secondlife that he's taken to crashing the entire server when their taunts start getting to him.

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			{{notice\|''Don't accept inferior imitations. There's a far more famous fan of underage sex who goes by [[Jonathan King\|the same name.]]''}}<br>
	[[File:John_Harrison_King_Mug_Shot.jpg\|thumb\|If you're too [[Mexico\|lazy]] to skim through the entire article, this image will sum up Harrison's life story in a nardshell for you.]]		[[File:John_Harrison_King_Mug_Shot.jpg\|thumb\|If you're too [[Mexico\|lazy]] to skim through the entire article, this image will sum up Harrison's life story in a nardshell for you.]]
	Harrison Digfoot ([[Powerword\|John Harrison King]] irl) is a bumbling [[NAMBLA]] member and [[Tamias the Chipmunk]] impersonator from Georgia who once had [[Unrealistic Expectations\|high hopes]] of being a country singer. When poor Harrison couldn't find ''that one venue'' that would skyrocket him to country music fame (on account of being [[batshit insane]] and looking like [[The Simpsons\|Homer Simpson]] on [[meth]]), he retreated to the armpit of online gaming that is [[Second Life]] where he hoped he could somehow salvage his failure of a music career. Harrison of course got [[Trolled\|more than he bargained for]]. Have a seat right over there now, dear reader, and bear witness the next guest star of [http://www.hansenvpredator.com/ Hansen vs Predator].		Harrison Digfoot ([[Powerword\|John Harrison King]] irl) is a bumbling [[NAMBLA]] member and [[Tamias the Chipmunk]] impersonator from Georgia who once had [[Unrealistic Expectations\|high hopes]] of being a country singer. When poor Harrison couldn't find ''that one venue'' that would skyrocket him to country music fame (on account of being [[batshit insane]] and looking like [[The Simpsons\|Homer Simpson]] on [[meth]]), he retreated to the armpit of online gaming that is [[Second Life]] where he hoped he could somehow salvage his failure of a music career. Harrison of course got [[Trolled\|more than he bargained for]]. Have a seat right over there now, dear reader, and bear witness the next guest star of [http://www.hansenvpredator.com/ Hansen vs Predator].

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	Digfoot went so far as to send her some very unfortunate nude photos of himself, [followed by partner requests and other professions of his love] on Secondlife, leaving Smith with no choice but to contact her High School guidance councilor for help on how to force this online predator to stop contacting her.		Digfoot went so far as to send her some very unfortunate nude photos of himself, [followed by partner requests and other professions of his love] on Secondlife, leaving Smith with no choice but to contact her High School guidance councilor for help on how to force this online predator to stop contacting her.

	[http://imgur.com/a/XKrMG\|Pedophile John Harrison King Professes His Love For A 16 Year Old High School Girl]		[http://imgur.com/a/XKrMG \|Pedophile John Harrison King Professes His Love For A 16 Year Old High School Girl]

	=== Harrison attempts damage control (Threatening teenage girls who reject him) ===		=== Harrison attempts damage control (Threatening teenage girls who reject him) ===

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	Digfoot went so far as to send her some very unfortunate nude photos of himself, [followed by partner requests and other professions of his love] on Secondlife, leaving Smith with no choice but to contact her High School guidance councilor for help on how to force this online predator to stop contacting her.		Digfoot went so far as to send her some very unfortunate nude photos of himself, [followed by partner requests and other professions of his love] on Secondlife, leaving Smith with no choice but to contact her High School guidance councilor for help on how to force this online predator to stop contacting her.

	Pedophile John Harrison King Professes His Love For A 16 Year Old High School Girl~~[http://imgur.com/a/XKrMG~~]		[http://imgur.com/a/XKrMG\|Pedophile John Harrison King Professes His Love For A 16 Year Old High School Girl]

	=== Harrison attempts damage control (Threatening teenage girls who reject him) ===		=== Harrison attempts damage control (Threatening teenage girls who reject him) ===

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	Digfoot went so far as to send her some very unfortunate nude photos of himself, [followed by partner requests and other professions of his love] on Secondlife, leaving Smith with no choice but to contact her High School guidance councilor for help on how to force this online predator to stop contacting her.		Digfoot went so far as to send her some very unfortunate nude photos of himself, [followed by partner requests and other professions of his love] on Secondlife, leaving Smith with no choice but to contact her High School guidance councilor for help on how to force this online predator to stop contacting her.

	[Pedophile John Harrison King Professes His Love For A 16 Year Old High School Girl]		Pedophile John Harrison King Professes His Love For A 16 Year Old High School Girl[http://imgur.com/a/XKrMG]

	=== Harrison attempts damage control (Threatening teenage girls who reject him) ===		=== Harrison attempts damage control (Threatening teenage girls who reject him) ===

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	Digfoot went so far as to send her some very unfortunate nude photos of himself, [followed by partner requests and other professions of his love] on Secondlife, leaving Smith with no choice but to contact her High School guidance councilor for help on how to force this online predator to stop contacting her.		Digfoot went so far as to send her some very unfortunate nude photos of himself, [followed by partner requests and other professions of his love] on Secondlife, leaving Smith with no choice but to contact her High School guidance councilor for help on how to force this online predator to stop contacting her.

			[Pedophile John Harrison King Professes His Love For A 16 Year Old High School Girl]

	=== Harrison attempts damage control (Threatening teenage girls who reject him) ===		=== Harrison attempts damage control (Threatening teenage girls who reject him) ===

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	=== "High School Girls" ===		=== "High School Girls" ===
	Harrison has a distinct preference for High School girls. Recently the police contacted him about harassment of a 13 year old girl. The next day, a Junior in High School came forward to admit she addd him to KIK a year ago and he sent her a horrifying photo of his penis. [http://imgur.com/a/UZDXt]		Harrison has a distinct preference for High School girls. Recently the police contacted him about harassment of a 13 year old girl. The next day, a Junior in High School came forward to admit she addd him to KIK a year ago and he sent her a horrifying photo of his penis. [http://imgur.com/a/UZDXt]

			John Harrison King's lust for children knows no end. Recently he fell in love with a frightened and unwilling sixteen year old girl from Secondlife named Ellie Smith.

			Digfoot went so far as to send her some very unfortunate nude photos of himself, [followed by partner requests and other professions of his love] on Secondlife, leaving Smith with no choice but to contact her High School guidance councilor for help on how to force this online predator to stop contacting her.

	=== Harrison attempts damage control (Threatening teenage girls who reject him) ===		=== Harrison attempts damage control (Threatening teenage girls who reject him) ===