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GirlOnInternet at 20:39, 27 August 2024

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	[[Image:Fuuuuuu.png\|thumb\|right]]'''Hard Gay''' (~~Pronounced~~ ''Hâdo Gei, [[desu\|hoo]]~'') is a [[Japanese]] [[IRL]] [[troll]] and [[unwarranted self importance\|person of public interest]]. He is shown getting himself into awkward situations with the [[Japanese\|Fapanese]] general public, then doing a "good deed" of sorts on [[shit nobody cares about\|a major variety TV show]]. In the past, he has been known to [[almost raped\|facehump]] [[old\|elderly]] women, act as [[pedo\|a crossing guard]] for a group of children, and pose for pictures with [[retard\|tourists]]. He is already married and [[not gay]] [[irl]], however true [[fags]] know he plays for [[bisexual\|both teams]].		[[Image:Fuuuuuu.png\|thumb\|right]]'''Hard Gay''' (Moonspeak: '''ハードゲイ''', pronounced ''Hâdo Gei, [[desu\|hoo]]~''), real name '''Masaki Sumitani''', is a [[Japanese]] [[IRL]] [[troll]] and [[unwarranted self importance\|person of public interest]]. He is shown getting himself into awkward situations with the [[Japanese\|Fapanese]] general public, then doing a "good deed" of sorts on [[shit nobody cares about\|a major variety TV show]]. In the past, he has been known to [[almost raped\|facehump]] [[old\|elderly]] women, act as [[pedo\|a crossing guard]] for a group of children, and pose for pictures with [[retard\|tourists]]. He is already married and [[not gay]] [[irl]], however true [[fags]] know he plays for [[bisexual\|both teams]].
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CLU: Reverted edit by Smiggles (talk) to last revision by imported>Caku

2024-08-25T17:59:53Z

Reverted edit by Smiggles (talk) to last revision by [[User:imported>Caku|imported>Caku]]

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2024-08-25T14:48:53Z

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imported>Caku at 22:27, 2 November 2021

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	==Sad Truth==		==Sad Truth==

	[[Image:Fuuu.jpg~~\|left~~\|thumb\|Hard Gay is so prolific in Japan, people make their dogs into miniature HG's kawaii!!!1!]]		[[Image:Fuuu.jpg\|thumb\|Hard Gay is so prolific in Japan, people make their dogs into miniature HG's kawaii!!!1!]]

	Sadly, the gay domination of Gayminator Hard Gay was shortlived. Before he could fuck the mids of Fapan even further, he was cured of his [[faggotry]] by [[Jesus]] through [[shoop da whoop\|SALVATION!]], and he married a native [[Japanese\|Fapanese]] [[wimmin]][[your mom\|swimsuit model]] who took control of him thanks to [[Limecat]]. Looking back, he claims he has no regrets, and is quoted as saying, "[[I did it for the lulz\|I'd still do it for the lulz]]." That hasn't stopped him from a slashin' and a burnin' everything associated with his fame, in an "IRL [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING]]" rampage of sorts. He is succeeded by the boring version of his incarnate, the Gayminator M.K.II who isn't as win as the original.		Sadly, the gay domination of Gayminator Hard Gay was shortlived. Before he could fuck the mids of Fapan even further, he was cured of his [[faggotry]] by [[Jesus]] through [[shoop da whoop\|SALVATION!]], and he married a native [[Japanese\|Fapanese]] [[wimmin]][[your mom\|swimsuit model]] who took control of him thanks to [[Limecat]]. Looking back, he claims he has no regrets, and is quoted as saying, "[[I did it for the lulz\|I'd still do it for the lulz]]." That hasn't stopped him from a slashin' and a burnin' everything associated with his fame, in an "IRL [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING]]" rampage of sorts. He is succeeded by the boring version of his incarnate, the Gayminator M.K.II who isn't as win as the original.

imported>Caku: /* Fooooooo!!!! */

2021-11-02T22:26:39Z

Fooooooo!!!!

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	==Fooooooo!!!!==		==Fooooooo!!!!==
	Razor Ramon, as he was known, donned some black PVC and was born as Hard Gay. Ecstatic, he runs out onto the streets and started emitting his gay mating call, ''Fooooo~!!'', humping every man that responded. This culminated in a cocksucking rampage that encompassed all of Tokyo, as well as much of [[Europe\|Englandistan]]. [[Desu\|He has a verbal tick and IRL spams Hoooooooo since he says this after every sentence he finishes]].		Razor Ramon, as he was known, donned some black PVC and was born as Hard Gay. Ecstatic, he runs out onto the streets and started emitting his gay mating call, ''Fooooo~!!'', humping every man that responded. This culminated in a cocksucking rampage that encompassed all of Tokyo, as well as much of [[Europe\|Englandistan]]. [[Desu\|He has a verbal tick and IRL spams Hoooooooo since he says this after every sentence he finishes]].
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	'''Hard Gay just wants to ''hailp!!!!'' make the world a better place!'''		'''Hard Gay just wants to ''hailp!!!!'' make the world a better place!'''<br>
	<youtube>igC4bPDp6cU</youtube>		<youtube>igC4bPDp6cU</youtube>
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	He then traveled all over Japan by TV, turning every man on the entire island gay despite there being millions of stumpy-legged domineering [[azn]] chicks. In regards to this, he's often called "[[wut\|The Johnny Appleseed of Gayness]]".		He then traveled all over Japan by TV, turning every man on the entire island gay despite there being millions of stumpy-legged domineering [[azn]] chicks. In regards to this, he's often called "[[wut\|The Johnny Appleseed of Gayness]]".

imported>Caku at 22:26, 2 November 2021

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	[[Image:Fuuuuuu.png\|thumb\|right]]'''Hard Gay''' (Pronounced ''Hâdo Gei, [[desu\|hoo]]~'') is a [[Japanese]] [[IRL]] [[troll]] and [[unwarranted self importance\|person of public interest]]. He is shown getting himself into awkward situations with the [[Japanese\|Fapanese]] general public, then doing a "good deed" of sorts on [[shit nobody cares about\|a major variety TV show]]. In the past, he has been known to [[almost raped\|facehump]] [[old\|elderly]] women, act as [[pedo\|a crossing guard]] for a group of children, and pose for pictures with [[retard\|tourists]]. He is already married and [[not gay]] [[irl]], however true [[fags]] know he plays for [[bisexual\|both teams]].		[[Image:Fuuuuuu.png\|thumb\|right]]'''Hard Gay''' (Pronounced ''Hâdo Gei, [[desu\|hoo]]~'') is a [[Japanese]] [[IRL]] [[troll]] and [[unwarranted self importance\|person of public interest]]. He is shown getting himself into awkward situations with the [[Japanese\|Fapanese]] general public, then doing a "good deed" of sorts on [[shit nobody cares about\|a major variety TV show]]. In the past, he has been known to [[almost raped\|facehump]] [[old\|elderly]] women, act as [[pedo\|a crossing guard]] for a group of children, and pose for pictures with [[retard\|tourists]]. He is already married and [[not gay]] [[irl]], however true [[fags]] know he plays for [[bisexual\|both teams]].
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	==Fooooooo!!!!==		==Fooooooo!!!!==
	Razor Ramon, as he was known, donned some black PVC and was born as Hard Gay. Ecstatic, he runs out onto the streets and started emitting his gay mating call, ''Fooooo~!!'', humping every man that responded. This culminated in a cocksucking rampage that encompassed all of Tokyo, as well as much of [[Europe\|Englandistan]]. [[Desu\|He has a verbal tick and IRL spams Hoooooooo since he says this after every sentence he finishes]].		Razor Ramon, as he was known, donned some black PVC and was born as Hard Gay. Ecstatic, he runs out onto the streets and started emitting his gay mating call, ''Fooooo~!!'', humping every man that responded. This culminated in a cocksucking rampage that encompassed all of Tokyo, as well as much of [[Europe\|Englandistan]]. [[Desu\|He has a verbal tick and IRL spams Hoooooooo since he says this after every sentence he finishes]].

imported>Sidecar: Reverted edits by Readpwlugotdoxed (talk) to last revision by MJ2.0

2018-10-26T12:28:33Z

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-GO READ PWL BECAUSE NOT ONLY DID I JUST DOX YOU BUT THE PWL ARMY IS GOING TO RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK AND FUCK YOUR MOTHER AND SHUT THIS SITE DOWN SOONER OR LATER. MARK MY WORD I PROMISE YOU FAGGOT. STRAIGHTS ALWAYS WIN AND YOU HOMO COWARDS ALWAYS LOSE AND END UP DYING OF AIDS!
+{{clear}}
-ATTENTION PWL ARMY: I am interested in personal info of ED “Encyclopedia Dramatica” Editors! http://www.pornwikileaks.com/i-am-interested-in-personal-info-of-ed-encyclopedia-dramatica-editors/
+==Fooooooo!!!!==
-TOP POST OF PORNWIKILEAKS.COM FAGGOT NOW DANCE AND BAN ME AND RUN BLOCK AND HIDE LIKE THE BITCH ASS COWARD YOU ARE HIDING BEHIND MAMAS KEYBOARD PUNK.
+'''Hard Gay just wants to ''hailp!!!!'' make the world a better place!'''

imported>Readpwlugotdoxed: GO READ PWL BECAUSE NOT ONLY DID I JUST DOX YOU BUT THE PWL ARMY IS GOING TO RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK AND FUCK YOUR MOTHER AND SHUT THIS SITE DOWN SOONER OR LATER. MARK MY WORD I PROMISE YOU FAGGOT. STRAIGHTS ALWAYS WIN AND YOU HOMO COWAR

2018-10-26T12:28:27Z

GO READ PWL BECAUSE NOT ONLY DID I JUST DOX YOU BUT THE PWL ARMY IS GOING TO RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK AND FUCK YOUR MOTHER AND SHUT THIS SITE DOWN SOONER OR LATER. MARK MY WORD I PROMISE YOU FAGGOT. STRAIGHTS ALWAYS WIN AND YOU HOMO COWAR

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+GO READ PWL BECAUSE NOT ONLY DID I JUST DOX YOU BUT THE PWL ARMY IS GOING TO RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK AND FUCK YOUR MOTHER AND SHUT THIS SITE DOWN SOONER OR LATER. MARK MY WORD I PROMISE YOU FAGGOT. STRAIGHTS ALWAYS WIN AND YOU HOMO COWARDS ALWAYS LOSE AND END UP DYING OF AIDS!
-==Fooooooo!!!!==
+ATTENTION PWL ARMY: I am interested in personal info of ED “Encyclopedia Dramatica” Editors! http://www.pornwikileaks.com/i-am-interested-in-personal-info-of-ed-encyclopedia-dramatica-editors/
-'''Hard Gay just wants to ''hailp!!!!'' make the world a better place!'''
+TOP POST OF PORNWIKILEAKS.COM FAGGOT NOW DANCE AND BAN ME AND RUN BLOCK AND HIDE LIKE THE BITCH ASS COWARD YOU ARE HIDING BEHIND MAMAS KEYBOARD PUNK.

imported>MJ2.0: Reverted edits by Havingfun (talk) to last revision by ElSegCunt

2018-10-25T14:12:58Z

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-Truth is I want to be just like my hero straight male porn god Donny Long and have a monster cock like his and get paid to fuck whores but I can only dream in my photoshop http://www.pornwikileaks.com/wiki/Donny_Long
+{{clear}}
-I made the Donny Long wiki and OWNED YOU ALL!!!!
+==Fooooooo!!!!==
-You dumb sponge dick poopy pants Donny Long Lover. Edwards big cock is stuck right up your gay asses. Edward is a god!
+'''Hard Gay just wants to ''hailp!!!!'' make the world a better place!'''
-I love tiny tight young pussies https://tinyurl.com/y9ebcnuo
+==The True Gay Mission He was Sent for==
-KEEP DANCING SPENDING HOURS UNDOING MY EDIT YOU DUMB QUEER PIECES OF COWARD SHIT. GET OUT OF MAMAS BASEMENT AND COME SEE ME IN BEVERLY HILLS!
+Gay's calling to be the gayest icon in Japan (another gay icon of Japan would be the "[[yaranaika]]" man featured a lot on stoopid and cheezy yaoi comics for [[16-year old girls]] who are mostly [[azn]] with no life and wanted something to [[fap]] to.)began when he was in college and got interested in [[secks|gayist-wrestling]]. This prompted him to create the 'professional name "Razor Ramone" for himself, but later in 2005 his name later evolved into Razor Ramon RG ("RG" meaning "Real Gay"), ironically stating his true motive to be on [[Earth|Planet Earth]], to spread the gospel of Gay. He was brought in on the gimmick after the fail but win name gained immense popularity amongst [[16 year old girls|fapping fappanese fatsochickos]]. It was through [[secks|wrestling]] in his so called college years, that the Gayminator met Makoto Izubuchi a.k.a Hard Gay M.K.II, with whom he would later form the comedy duo Razor Ramon in 1997. During their pretentious college years which was basically [[portal|a lie]], the gay bastard won the Fukuwarai award in the Imamiya Kids’ Ebisu Manzai Contest and gained pedo experience worthy of a [[Pedobear|Pedobear Award Recognotion]] on the stage through the audition liverape performance SABUKI at 2chome-gekijo, an Osaka Gayist-Anonymous Pretending to be Stand-Up Comedians club opened by the Yoshimoto Kogyo gayish comedy troupe at which many amateur gay comedians from the Kansai area <s>start their career.</s>[[fail]] miserably during the course of time when the Two Gays dominated the turf and were forced on the streets to either act liek [[emo|emo-like furries that would be]] [[kill it with fire|burned on the stake]] or start a career pretending to be [[soulja boy| failed Soulja boy wannabes]]