Hans Reiser - Revision history

LordGrimThInvincible: denied parole

2025-12-09T19:48:06Z

denied parole

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	Actually the judge only needed one word to describe him. Guilty. In a display of massive fail, Reiser's reaction to the verdict was "[[What\|I've been the best father that I know how]]" "Although", he added, "I probably could have been a better husband." Like say, by not killing your wife?		Actually the judge only needed one word to describe him. Guilty. In a display of massive fail, Reiser's reaction to the verdict was "[[What\|I've been the best father that I know how]]" "Although", he added, "I probably could have been a better husband." Like say, by not killing your wife?

	Hans is currently an inmate at Pleasant Valley State Prison, California; admission date 09/05/2008. His California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation number is G31008 which you can search [https://inmatelocator.cdcr.ca.gov/search.aspx here](warning: will complain about invalid certificate, add the exception), prison address on [[Jewgle]] maps [https://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=24863+West+Jayne+Avenue,+Coalinga,+CA+93210&sll=41.853196,-124.157867&sspn=0.241406,0.439453&ie=UTF8&safe=on&hq=&hnear=24863+W+Jayne+Ave,+Coalinga,+Fresno,+California+93210&ll=36.332828,-120.19043&spn=3.004489,4.630737&z=8 here]. The [[cunt]] is 50 years old now.		Hans is currently an inmate at Pleasant Valley State Prison, California; admission date 09/05/2008. His California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation number is G31008 which you can search [https://inmatelocator.cdcr.ca.gov/search.aspx here](warning: will complain about invalid certificate, add the exception), prison address on [[Jewgle]] maps [https://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=24863+West+Jayne+Avenue,+Coalinga,+CA+93210&sll=41.853196,-124.157867&sspn=0.241406,0.439453&ie=UTF8&safe=on&hq=&hnear=24863+W+Jayne+Ave,+Coalinga,+Fresno,+California+93210&ll=36.332828,-120.19043&spn=3.004489,4.630737&z=8 here]. The [[cunt]] is 50 years old now. In 2020, 2022, and 2025, he was denied parole.[https://ciris.mt.cdcr.ca.gov/details?cdcrNumber=G31008]

	===Reaction to verdict===		===Reaction to verdict===

LordGrimThInvincible: Dead linkkk repair.

2025-12-09T19:34:01Z

Dead linkkk repair.

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	He could not cope with the rejection of his Reiser4 file system by the [[Lunix]] [[basement dweller\|community]] and thus killed his wife.		He could not cope with the rejection of his Reiser4 file system by the [[Lunix]] [[basement dweller\|community]] and thus killed his wife.

	He also [http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2008/01/oakland-califor.html#more farted in a police officer's face].		He also [https://web.archive.org/web/20080202010159/http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2008/01/oakland-califor.html#more farted in a police officer's face].

	'''PASTA''':"The officer also testified the defendant flatulated in his face when the authorities were snapping nude photos of him Sept. 28, 2006. The officer said Reiser told him: "’You’re about to experience chaos’ and, for lack of a better term, he farted in my face."		'''PASTA''':"The officer also testified the defendant flatulated in his face when the authorities were snapping nude photos of him Sept. 28, 2006. The officer said Reiser told him: "’You’re about to experience chaos’ and, for lack of a better term, he farted in my face."

imported>Ajrs: /* LOL Convicted */

2014-04-10T13:37:08Z

LOL Convicted

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imported>Ajrs: /* LOL Convicted */

2014-04-10T13:37:08Z

LOL Convicted

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imported>Ajrs: /* LOL Convicted */

2014-04-10T13:37:08Z

LOL Convicted

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imported>Ajrs: /* LOL Convicted */

2014-04-10T13:37:08Z

LOL Convicted

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	Actually the judge only needed one word to describe him. Guilty. In a display of massive fail, Reiser's reaction to the verdict was "[[What\|I've been the best father that I know how]]" "Although", he added, "I probably could have been a better husband." Like say, by not killing your wife?		Actually the judge only needed one word to describe him. Guilty. In a display of massive fail, Reiser's reaction to the verdict was "[[What\|I've been the best father that I know how]]" "Although", he added, "I probably could have been a better husband." Like say, by not killing your wife?

	Hans is currently an inmate at Pleasant Valley State Prison, California. His California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation number is G31008 which you can search [https://inmatelocator.cdcr.ca.gov/search.aspx here](warning: will complain about invalid certificate, add the exception), prison address on [[Jewgle]] maps [https://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=24863+West+Jayne+Avenue,+Coalinga,+CA+93210&sll=41.853196,-124.157867&sspn=0.241406,0.439453&ie=UTF8&safe=on&hq=&hnear=24863+W+Jayne+Ave,+Coalinga,+Fresno,+California+93210&ll=36.332828,-120.19043&spn=3.004489,4.630737&z=8 here]. The [[cunt]] is 50 years old now.		Hans is currently an inmate at Pleasant Valley State Prison, California; admission date 09/05/2008. His California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation number is G31008 which you can search [https://inmatelocator.cdcr.ca.gov/search.aspx here](warning: will complain about invalid certificate, add the exception), prison address on [[Jewgle]] maps [https://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=24863+West+Jayne+Avenue,+Coalinga,+CA+93210&sll=41.853196,-124.157867&sspn=0.241406,0.439453&ie=UTF8&safe=on&hq=&hnear=24863+W+Jayne+Ave,+Coalinga,+Fresno,+California+93210&ll=36.332828,-120.19043&spn=3.004489,4.630737&z=8 here]. The [[cunt]] is 50 years old now.

	===Reaction to verdict===		===Reaction to verdict===

imported>Ajrs: /* LOL Convicted */

2014-04-10T13:32:38Z

LOL Convicted

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	Actually the judge only needed one word to describe him. Guilty. In a display of massive fail, Reiser's reaction to the verdict was "[[What\|I've been the best father that I know how]]" "Although", he added, "I probably could have been a better husband." Like say, by not killing your wife?		Actually the judge only needed one word to describe him. Guilty. In a display of massive fail, Reiser's reaction to the verdict was "[[What\|I've been the best father that I know how]]" "Although", he added, "I probably could have been a better husband." Like say, by not killing your wife?

	Hans is currently an inmate at Pleasant Valley State Prison, California. His California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation number is G31008 which you can search [https://inmatelocator.cdcr.ca.gov/search.aspx here](warning: will complain about invalid certificate, add the exception), prison address on [[Jewgle]] maps [https://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=24863+West+Jayne+Avenue,+Coalinga,+CA+93210&sll=41.853196,-124.157867&sspn=0.241406,0.439453&ie=UTF8&safe=on&hq=&hnear=24863+W+Jayne+Ave,+Coalinga,+Fresno,+California+93210&ll=36.332828,-120.19043&spn=3.004489,4.630737&z=8 here].		Hans is currently an inmate at Pleasant Valley State Prison, California. His California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation number is G31008 which you can search [https://inmatelocator.cdcr.ca.gov/search.aspx here](warning: will complain about invalid certificate, add the exception), prison address on [[Jewgle]] maps [https://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=24863+West+Jayne+Avenue,+Coalinga,+CA+93210&sll=41.853196,-124.157867&sspn=0.241406,0.439453&ie=UTF8&safe=on&hq=&hnear=24863+W+Jayne+Ave,+Coalinga,+Fresno,+California+93210&ll=36.332828,-120.19043&spn=3.004489,4.630737&z=8 here]. The [[cunt]] is 50 years old now.

	===Reaction to verdict===		===Reaction to verdict===

imported>Ajrs: Updated dox.

2014-04-10T13:29:41Z

Updated dox.

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	Actually the judge only needed one word to describe him. Guilty. In a display of massive fail, Reiser's reaction to the verdict was "[[What\|I've been the best father that I know how]]" "Although", he added, "I probably could have been a better husband." Like say, by not killing your wife?		Actually the judge only needed one word to describe him. Guilty. In a display of massive fail, Reiser's reaction to the verdict was "[[What\|I've been the best father that I know how]]" "Although", he added, "I probably could have been a better husband." Like say, by not killing your wife?

	~~You~~ can ~~follow Hans through~~ the prison ~~system~~ [~~http~~://~~www~~.~~acgov~~.~~org~~/~~sheriff_app/inmateSearch~~.do here] ~~(Enter BFP563)~~.		Hans is currently an inmate at Pleasant Valley State Prison, California. His California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation number is G31008 which you can search [https://inmatelocator.cdcr.ca.gov/search.aspx here](warning: will complain about invalid certificate, add the exception), prison address on [[Jewgle]] maps [https://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=24863+West+Jayne+Avenue,+Coalinga,+CA+93210&sll=41.853196,-124.157867&sspn=0.241406,0.439453&ie=UTF8&safe=on&hq=&hnear=24863+W+Jayne+Ave,+Coalinga,+Fresno,+California+93210&ll=36.332828,-120.19043&spn=3.004489,4.630737&z=8 here].

	===Reaction to verdict===		===Reaction to verdict===

imported>Ajrs: Added full name (Src is from Cal Dep Cor Rehab # G31008)

2014-04-10T13:19:42Z

Added full name (Src is from Cal Dep Cor Rehab # G31008)

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	[[Image:Wowthatsfuckedup.gif\|frame\|right\|Actual footage of his wife Nina Reiser with her boyfriend]]		[[Image:Wowthatsfuckedup.gif\|frame\|right\|Actual footage of his wife Nina Reiser with her boyfriend]]

	'''Hans Reiser''', a bankrupt Junior High dropout getting buttfucked in prison, invented ReiserFS, the worst filesystem for [[Linux]] ever. The fact that he named the filesystem after himself proves that he is a tool like [[Linus Torvalds]], only crazier. It has been verified on several occasions that this Jew has social skills equivalent to an eggplant.		'''Hans Thomas Reiser''', a bankrupt Junior High dropout getting buttfucked in prison, invented ReiserFS, the worst filesystem for [[Linux]] ever. The fact that he named the filesystem after himself proves that he is a tool like [[Linus Torvalds]], only crazier. It has been verified on several occasions that this Jew has social skills equivalent to an eggplant.
	He could not cope with the rejection of his Reiser4 file system by the [[Lunix]] [[basement dweller\|community]] and thus killed his wife.		He could not cope with the rejection of his Reiser4 file system by the [[Lunix]] [[basement dweller\|community]] and thus killed his wife.

imported>JuniusThaddeus: Style.

2014-02-25T21:32:18Z

Style.

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	==Comparison of ReiserFS to other file systems==		==Comparison of ReiserFS to other file systems==
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	! File system !! Hardlinks !! Block journaling !! Case sensitive !! File change log !! Murders your wife		! File system !! Hardlinks !! Block journaling !! Case sensitive !! File change log !! Murders your wife