HamletMachine - Revision history

imported>Ilovemenandwomen: /* "Originality" */

2018-05-11T06:22:41Z

"Originality"

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	[[File:Bearfighter.png\|200px\|thumb\|right\|the cover for the [http://bearfightercomic.tumblr.com/ Bearfighter] parody comic]] Michelle apparently has a hard time coming up with original ideas, as her comic alone is pretty much a scene-by-scene parody of the 1996 ~~yaoi~~ movie [http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/encyclopedia/anime.php?id=4077 Legend of the Blue Wolves], which is essentially about a space military fighting some alien race and it's loaded with rape and castration and other super fucked up abuse. You know, the kind of stuff Michelle [[sick fuck\|is totally into]]. [[sarcasm\|That sure doesn't sound familiar at all]]. Some people have even drawn striking similarities between Starfighter and Ender's Game, in which Cain and Abel are essentially [[rip-off\|a parody]] of Ender and Bean fighting in the Formic Wars, except with gay raep.		[[File:Bearfighter.png\|200px\|thumb\|right\|the cover for the [http://bearfightercomic.tumblr.com/ Bearfighter] parody comic]] Michelle apparently has a hard time coming up with original ideas, as her comic alone is pretty much a scene-by-scene parody of the 1996 bara movie [http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/encyclopedia/anime.php?id=4077 Legend of the Blue Wolves], which is essentially about a space military fighting some alien race and it's loaded with rape and castration and other super fucked up abuse. You know, the kind of stuff Michelle [[sick fuck\|is totally into]]. [[sarcasm\|That sure doesn't sound familiar at all]]. Some people have even drawn striking similarities between Starfighter and Ender's Game, in which Cain and Abel are essentially [[rip-off\|a parody]] of Ender and Bean fighting in the Formic Wars, except with gay raep.

	Any other "ideas" she's come up with are based off of [[star wars\|Star Wars]] and other [[fuck you\|god awful bullshit]] like every other yaoi ever written in the first place. Even her online handle, HamletMachine, she totally ganked from the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamletmachine German play] of the same name. She uses her friends for her golden nuggets - even [[Media:Hamlet_ideas.jpg\|the basic idea to give her characters names]] came from her friend. lol r u srs, bro? Not to mention, her characters [[lazy\|all look the fucking same]] with exception of different hairstyles, and they all have the exact same body type. She's seriously trying, guys!		Any other "ideas" she's come up with are based off of [[star wars\|Star Wars]] and other [[fuck you\|god awful bullshit]] like every other yaoi ever written in the first place. Even her online handle, HamletMachine, she totally ganked from the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamletmachine German play] of the same name. She uses her friends for her golden nuggets - even [[Media:Hamlet_ideas.jpg\|the basic idea to give her characters names]] came from her friend. lol r u srs, bro? Not to mention, her characters [[lazy\|all look the fucking same]] with exception of different hairstyles, and they all have the exact same body type. She's seriously trying, guys!

imported>AbominableIntelligence: domain change, replaced: dramatica.se → dramatica.rs (3)

2017-03-24T01:50:18Z

domain change, replaced: dramatica.se → dramatica.rs (3)

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	===Hamlet at conventions===		===Hamlet at conventions===

	[[File:Hamlet_fans.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|right\|Hambrat with a bunch of fugly Sturgfurtard fans at [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Yaoi#Yaoi-Con/ Yaoi-con]. [[This is why we can't have nice things]].]]In early 2013, HamletMachine was invited all the way out to the Netherlands to give this boring panel on her comic at YaYCon. We don't know what's worse - the fact that she actually had a panel and that people could stand listening to this bitch, or the fact that the convention actually ''sponsored her'' to fly all the way to the Netherlands, and then paid for her accommodations and her entrance fee. To speak for 30 minutes about gay rape comics. wtf, world		[[File:Hamlet_fans.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|right\|Hambrat with a bunch of fugly Sturgfurtard fans at [https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Yaoi#Yaoi-Con/ Yaoi-con]. [[This is why we can't have nice things]].]]In early 2013, HamletMachine was invited all the way out to the Netherlands to give this boring panel on her comic at YaYCon. We don't know what's worse - the fact that she actually had a panel and that people could stand listening to this bitch, or the fact that the convention actually ''sponsored her'' to fly all the way to the Netherlands, and then paid for her accommodations and her entrance fee. To speak for 30 minutes about gay rape comics. wtf, world


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	She has and still does [[thief\|reference]] a lot of largely unknown artists with particularly innovative, edgy and unique stuff, and [[cunt\|takes full credit for their ideas]]. What's sad is, her fans are so goddamn obsessed with her, they don't bother to give a shit about it.		She has and still does [[thief\|reference]] a lot of largely unknown artists with particularly innovative, edgy and unique stuff, and [[cunt\|takes full credit for their ideas]]. What's sad is, her fans are so goddamn obsessed with her, they don't bother to give a shit about it.

	As previously stated, she hasn't improved in any way for more than 10 years, in fact, she's gotten [[lazy\|noticeably worse]], as you can clearly see from [[shitty art\|years and years of the garbage she calls "art"]]. This has been attributed to the vast amounts of ass-kissing given by her [[autism\|mentally handicapped]] fans assuring her that her artwork is [[bullshit\|already perfect]] and in no way needs improvement. Another interesting fact is Hamlet has gotten so incredibly lazy she actually relies largely on [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/HamletMachine#onorobo her lapdog onorobo] to do most of her comic flats and toning. As for her knowledge of anatomy, [[internet famous\|many parody fanarts]] exist on the amazing hate machine that is the internet, illustrating the many fundamental flaws that exist in her understanding of basic anatomies.		As previously stated, she hasn't improved in any way for more than 10 years, in fact, she's gotten [[lazy\|noticeably worse]], as you can clearly see from [[shitty art\|years and years of the garbage she calls "art"]]. This has been attributed to the vast amounts of ass-kissing given by her [[autism\|mentally handicapped]] fans assuring her that her artwork is [[bullshit\|already perfect]] and in no way needs improvement. Another interesting fact is Hamlet has gotten so incredibly lazy she actually relies largely on [https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/HamletMachine#onorobo her lapdog onorobo] to do most of her comic flats and toning. As for her knowledge of anatomy, [[internet famous\|many parody fanarts]] exist on the amazing hate machine that is the internet, illustrating the many fundamental flaws that exist in her understanding of basic anatomies.

	Michelle is also almost never seen drawing non-porn. Everything she does is injected with her mind-raping, nightmare fueling fetishes, which include [[no\|men being anally penetrated by slime]], young bishie men [[sick fuck\|having their dicks milked as part of some fucked up cult ritual]], gagged and bound young boys fucking double-ended dildos that are bigger than their own heads -- need I list more?		Michelle is also almost never seen drawing non-porn. Everything she does is injected with her mind-raping, nightmare fueling fetishes, which include [[no\|men being anally penetrated by slime]], young bishie men [[sick fuck\|having their dicks milked as part of some fucked up cult ritual]], gagged and bound young boys fucking double-ended dildos that are bigger than their own heads -- need I list more?
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	*Offer her constructive criticism in public, and let the shitstorm 9000 begin.		*Offer her constructive criticism in public, and let the shitstorm 9000 begin.
	*Ask her if she gets paid to be an [[internet tough guy\|internet bully]].		*Ask her if she gets paid to be an [[internet tough guy\|internet bully]].
	*If you have balls the size of the empire state building, try approaching her IRL at [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Yaoi#Yaoi-Con/ Yaoi-con] and tell her you're a huge fan her comic, [http://bearfightercomic.tumblr.com/ Bearfighter].		*If you have balls the size of the empire state building, try approaching her IRL at [https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Yaoi#Yaoi-Con/ Yaoi-con] and tell her you're a huge fan her comic, [http://bearfightercomic.tumblr.com/ Bearfighter].

	===How to troll onorobo===		===How to troll onorobo===

imported>Archivist: "the the" -> the

2016-06-19T20:28:34Z

"the the" -> the

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	[[tl;dr]]: The "story" consists of a bunch of nearly identical characters with lego hair constantly having bitch fits when they're around each other and the jellies become srsly obvious, and a couple random space battles strewn throughout - because we can't forget those! There is what can only be described as a [[clusterfuck\|love hexagon]] going on between all of the apparently gay military men, and then some more catty bullshit between said men about sex and relationships and stuff that the [[attention whore\|Sex and the City]] hags bitch about. Because [[bullshit\|that's totally what they do in the military]], obviously.		[[tl;dr]]: The "story" consists of a bunch of nearly identical characters with lego hair constantly having bitch fits when they're around each other and the jellies become srsly obvious, and a couple random space battles strewn throughout - because we can't forget those! There is what can only be described as a [[clusterfuck\|love hexagon]] going on between all of the apparently gay military men, and then some more catty bullshit between said men about sex and relationships and stuff that the [[attention whore\|Sex and the City]] hags bitch about. Because [[bullshit\|that's totally what they do in the military]], obviously.

	[[File:Starfighter top gun style.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|right\|Wait, is this gay rape comics or [[Tom Cruise\|Top Gun]]? Highway to the Faggot Zone, mother fuckers.]]There is mention of some kind of story, maybe? going on, but we can't really tell because not only is it so drowned out by all the gay sex and drama, but it's so poorly written we wouldn't be able to follow it anyways. And this is supposed to be [[fail\|an epic sci-fi action comic]], [[lol]]. As any [[intelligent\|smart person]] will tell you, science fiction is always story driven, yet there is none in Hamlet's poor excuse of a comic. In other words, her comic is to science fiction what the atomic bomb was to ~~the~~ the [[Japanese]].		[[File:Starfighter top gun style.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|right\|Wait, is this gay rape comics or [[Tom Cruise\|Top Gun]]? Highway to the Faggot Zone, mother fuckers.]]There is mention of some kind of story, maybe? going on, but we can't really tell because not only is it so drowned out by all the gay sex and drama, but it's so poorly written we wouldn't be able to follow it anyways. And this is supposed to be [[fail\|an epic sci-fi action comic]], [[lol]]. As any [[intelligent\|smart person]] will tell you, science fiction is always story driven, yet there is none in Hamlet's poor excuse of a comic. In other words, her comic is to science fiction what the atomic bomb was to the [[Japanese]].

imported>Nack: /* Starfighter "soundtrack" fan contest */

2014-12-08T23:00:24Z

Starfighter "soundtrack" fan contest

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imported>Nack: /* Starfighter "soundtrack" fan contest */

2014-12-08T23:00:24Z

Starfighter "soundtrack" fan contest

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imported>Nack: /* Starfighter "soundtrack" fan contest */

2014-12-08T23:00:24Z

Starfighter "soundtrack" fan contest

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imported>Nack: /* Starfighter "soundtrack" fan contest */

2014-12-08T23:00:24Z

Starfighter "soundtrack" fan contest

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	'''Reliant''' - With its booming and shooting mixed with light bubbly sounds is most definitely about the male orgasm and ejaculating.		'''Reliant''' - With its booming and shooting mixed with light bubbly sounds is most definitely about the male orgasm and ejaculating.

	'''Among the stars''' - With seemingly two dueling musical sides that is both strong but joyful is about when two dudes rub wieners.		'''Among the stars''' - With seemingly two dueling musical sides that is both strong but joyful, this track is about when two dudes rub wieners.

	'''Cockpit the Reliant''' - Music starts out unsure with its breaks and warbling sounds but leads into solid beats. It occasionally drops out as well. This is Abel’s competing thoughts about what a shitball of a human being Cain is but that only makes him hotter so its awight for Cain to do what he wants with Abel.		'''Cockpit the Reliant''' - Music starts out unsure with its breaks and warbling sounds but leads into solid beats. It occasionally drops out as well. This is Abel’s competing thoughts about what a shitball of a human being Cain is but that only makes him hotter so its awight for Cain to do what he wants with Abel.

imported>CUNTZILLA: /* onorobo's comic */

2014-03-18T01:25:30Z

onorobo's comic

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	Olivia [http://onorobo.deviantart.com/gallery/39150421 writes a comic] that indulges in her [[sick fuck\|sick bully fetish]]. Not sure how common that is, but [[rule 34\|it obviously exists]]. She gets ~~turned on~~ by [[shota\|bishie schoolboys]] violently beating the shit out of each other and then [[raep\|raep tiem]]. We figure her comic is yet another physical manifestation of her [[retard\|severe mental retardation]] and sociopathic tendencies. I can't believe I'm saying this but... her comic [[holy shit\|might actually be worse]] than Starfurdurp.		Olivia [http://onorobo.deviantart.com/gallery/39150421 writes a comic] that indulges in her [[sick fuck\|sick bully fetish]]. Not sure how common that is, but [[rule 34\|it obviously exists]]. She gets her [[rustles my jimmies\|jimmies rustled]] by [[shota\|bishie schoolboys]] violently beating the shit out of each other and then [[raep\|raep tiem]]. We figure her comic is yet another physical manifestation of her [[retard\|severe mental retardation]] and sociopathic tendencies. I can't believe I'm saying this but... her comic [[holy shit\|might actually be worse]] than Starfurdurp.

	If this cunt could add any more crazy points to her crazy meter, she'd be in a mental hospital right about now. Or... maybe she already is? [[OH SHI-]]		If this cunt could add any more crazy points to her crazy meter, she'd be in a mental hospital right about now. Or... maybe she already is? [[OH SHI-]]

imported>CUNTZILLA: /* onorobo's comic */ fixed again

2014-03-18T01:24:19Z

onorobo's comic: fixed again

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	====onorobo's comic====		====onorobo's comic====

	~~Katie~~ [http://onorobo.deviantart.com/gallery/39150421 writes a comic] that indulges in her [[sick fuck\|sick bully fetish]]. Not sure how common that is, but [[rule 34\|it obviously exists]]. She gets turned on by [[shota\|bishie schoolboys]] violently beating the shit out of each other and then [[raep\|raep tiem]]. We figure her comic is yet another physical manifestation of her [[retard\|severe mental retardation]] and sociopathic tendencies. I can't believe I'm saying this but... her comic [[holy shit\|might actually be worse]] than Starfurdurp.		Olivia [http://onorobo.deviantart.com/gallery/39150421 writes a comic] that indulges in her [[sick fuck\|sick bully fetish]]. Not sure how common that is, but [[rule 34\|it obviously exists]]. She gets turned on by [[shota\|bishie schoolboys]] violently beating the shit out of each other and then [[raep\|raep tiem]]. We figure her comic is yet another physical manifestation of her [[retard\|severe mental retardation]] and sociopathic tendencies. I can't believe I'm saying this but... her comic [[holy shit\|might actually be worse]] than Starfurdurp.

	If this cunt could add any more crazy points to her crazy meter, she'd be in a mental hospital right about now. Or... maybe she already is? [[OH SHI-]]		If this cunt could add any more crazy points to her crazy meter, she'd be in a mental hospital right about now. Or... maybe she already is? [[OH SHI-]]

imported>CUNTZILLA: /* The parody comic incident */ fixed

2014-03-18T01:23:39Z

The parody comic incident: fixed

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	====The parody comic incident====		====The parody comic incident====

	[[File:SPACEBATTLES.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|left\|the now infamous and painfully un-funny parody comic]]In 2010, ~~Katie~~ made a parody fanart of some random sci-fi comic which we think was another shitty comic called [http://atomic-horse.com/digital-ninja Digital Ninja], but we're not positive since she never publicly confirmed what she was parodying. The parody was basically an 8 panel comic where she drew Hamlet's characters in Hamlet's art style but with mustaches. In the description, she vehemently claimed the comic she was parodying was a piece of shit and a TOTAL RIP-OFF (of her favorite comic Starfighter, obviously). However, ~~Katie~~ doesn't understand [[trolling\|satire]] or [[fail\|how parodies work in the first place]] so, hilariously, not only did nobody know what she was parodying, but everybody - including other fans of Hamlet - thought she was making fun of Starfighter.		[[File:SPACEBATTLES.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|left\|the now infamous and painfully un-funny parody comic]]In 2010, Olivia made a parody fanart of some random sci-fi comic which we think was another shitty comic called [http://atomic-horse.com/digital-ninja Digital Ninja], but we're not positive since she never publicly confirmed what she was parodying. The parody was basically an 8 panel comic where she drew Hamlet's characters in Hamlet's art style but with mustaches. In the description, she vehemently claimed the comic she was parodying was a piece of shit and a TOTAL RIP-OFF (of her favorite comic Starfighter, obviously). However, Olivia doesn't understand [[trolling\|satire]] or [[fail\|how parodies work in the first place]] so, hilariously, not only did nobody know what she was parodying, but everybody - including other fans of Hamlet - thought she was making fun of Starfighter.

	[[Lulz]] ensued when people began saying shit like'' "omg it's not nice to be calling Starfighter a shitty comic"'' and ''"yeah, I hate that piece of shit Starfighter comic, too"'', because ~~Katie~~ went full-out batshit on them and constantly reminded people how she is ~besties~ with Hamlet and would never bad-mouth her goddess. She ended up getting so [[rage\|assmad]] about it backfiring on her ass, she [[BALEETED\|baleeted]] the parody from the face of the interbutts.		[[Lulz]] ensued when people began saying shit like'' "omg it's not nice to be calling Starfighter a shitty comic"'' and ''"yeah, I hate that piece of shit Starfighter comic, too"'', because ono went full-out batshit on them and constantly reminded people how she is ~besties~ with Hamlet and would never bad-mouth her goddess. She ended up getting so [[rage\|assmad]] about it backfiring on her ass, she [[BALEETED\|baleeted]] the parody from the face of the interbutts.

	===Chris Stearns, a.k.a. ThisbeMachine===		===Chris Stearns, a.k.a. ThisbeMachine===