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imported>Meepsheep: Redirected page to Fat

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imported>Fromtheinternet at 02:41, 23 September 2011

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	<div style="text-align:center; font-size:150%; font-weight:bold;">For those [[offended]] by this page, please click [http://bacolicio.us/%20http://www.encyclopediadramatica.ch/Fat here] to view our [[factual]] content. Thank you.</div><br>		<div style="text-align:center; font-size:150%; font-weight:bold;">For those [[offended]] by this page, please click [http://bacolicio.us/%20http://www.encyclopediadramatica.ch/Fat here] to view our [[factual]] content. Thank you.</div><br>
	[[Image:Fattymess.jpg\|thumb\|300px\|[[I came\|He came.]]]]		[[Image:Fattymess.jpg\|thumb\|300px\|[[I came\|He came.]]]]
	'''Hambeast''' (aka '''Fat''', '''Fatass''', '''Lardass''') is a word that describes [[you]], [[Anonymous]], and about [[95%]] of all [[LiveJournal]]; actually, about 95% of all on the [[internets]]. Also, one who cannot fit into [[MRI]]s. Fatties, along with rednecks, are the only people it is politically correct to make fun of, although [[transsexual]]s have no legal protections in most jurisdictions and can be freely harassed. Finding a fat tranny to harass would be an [[epic win]]. Finding a fat, redneck tranny to harass would be a once in a lifetime chance for extreme [[lulz]].		'''Hambeast''' (aka '''Fat''', '''Fatass''', '''Lardass''') is a word that describes [[you]], [[Anonymous]], [[Liz Shaw]] and about [[95%]] of all [[LiveJournal]]; actually, about 95% of all on the [[internets]]. Also, one who cannot fit into [[MRI]]s. Fatties, along with rednecks, are the only people it is politically correct to make fun of, although [[transsexual]]s have no legal protections in most jurisdictions and can be freely harassed. Finding a fat tranny to harass would be an [[epic win]]. Finding a fat, redneck tranny to harass would be a once in a lifetime chance for extreme [[lulz]].

	Fat people are abominations, the filthiest eye-sores known to mankind, [[justice\|they deserve to be slaughtered like the pigs they are and roasted on a spit to feed the starving people they stole life-saving food from.]] A fatty is without exception [[angry]], bitter, and cynical. They like to eat, talk trash with their [[hugbox\|fat friends]], eat, act petty, eat in secret, eat in public, [[BAW\|cry]] about how this shallow and materialistic world is so unjust to [[cow\|their kind]], and most importantly, eat while crying. Although in some cases, there are people who are naturally born fat. And even then, there is sometimes a [[abortion\|solution.]]		Fat people are abominations, the filthiest eye-sores known to mankind, [[justice\|they deserve to be slaughtered like the pigs they are and roasted on a spit to feed the starving people they stole life-saving food from.]] A fatty is without exception [[angry]], bitter, and cynical. They like to eat, talk trash with their [[hugbox\|fat friends]], eat, act petty, eat in secret, eat in public, [[BAW\|cry]] about how this shallow and materialistic world is so unjust to [[cow\|their kind]], and most importantly, eat while crying. Although in some cases, there are people who are naturally born fat. And even then, there is sometimes a [[abortion\|solution.]]

imported>Glenda Jackson: /* Weight Loss Advice for Fatties */ red lk

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Weight Loss Advice for Fatties: red lk

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	* Aid [[Japanese]] [[Fishing Cat\|fishermen]] by [[camwhore\|attracting]] some whales of the opposite sex.		* Aid [[Japanese]] [[Fishing Cat\|fishermen]] by [[camwhore\|attracting]] some whales of the opposite sex.
	* Stop eating.		* Stop eating.
	* [[Throw up]].		* [[Eating disorder\|Throw up]].
	* Stop eating.		* Stop eating.
	* Eat less.		* Eat less.
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	* Become [[An Hero]].		* Become [[An Hero]].
	* Did we mention... [[ALL CAPS\|STOP EATING]]?		* Did we mention... [[ALL CAPS\|STOP EATING]]?


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	==Reactions to this Article==		==Reactions to this Article==
	As with most of the content on [[Encyclopædia Dramatica]], this page has caused quite a few [[angry]] reactions and [[Lulz\|lulzy]] rants from [[butthurt]] readers. And since the [[offended]] party in this case is comprised of fatasses, it makes everything just a little bit lulzier. For examples of the aforementioned [[whining]], see this article's [[Talk:~~Fat~~\|talk page]].		As with most of the content on [[Encyclopædia Dramatica]], this page has caused quite a few [[angry]] reactions and [[Lulz\|lulzy]] rants from [[butthurt]] readers. And since the [[offended]] party in this case is comprised of fatasses, it makes everything just a little bit lulzier. For examples of the aforementioned [[whining]], see this article's [[Talk:Hambeast\|talk page]].

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