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	[[Image:Half Life House.jpg\|thumb\|When Jean-Luc manages to get lupus, House often takes on the burden of covering for him, and memorizing the many lines spoken throughout the game.]]		[[Image:Half Life House.jpg\|thumb\|When Jean-Luc manages to get lupus, House often takes on the burden of covering for him, and memorizing the many lines spoken throughout the game.]]

	'''''Half-Life''''', a term used to describe a first person shooter computer game, as well as the amount of life the basement dwelling nerds who play it often possess. Also, how long it'll take for that radioactive sludge to degrade into half. A first person shooter that for some reason stars film director [[Picard\|Jean-Luc Godard]]. The ''Half-Life'' games are universally regarded as the second best first-person shooting game ever, despite being repetitive, linear, overblown and almost as bad as ''[[Halo]]''.		'''''Half-Life''''', a term used to describe a first person shooter computer game, as well as the amount of life the basement dwelling nerds who play it often possess. Also, how long it'll take for that radioactive sludge to degrade into half. A [[Valve]] physics tech demo disguised as a first-person shooter that for some reason stars film director [[Picard\|Jean-Luc Godard]]. The ''Half-Life'' games are universally regarded as the second best first-person shooting game ever, despite being repetitive, linear, overblown and almost as bad as ''[[Halo]]''.

	In this, the player takes control of Jean-Luc, who plays a personality-free bespectacled physicist called Gordon who works in some lab in the desert. After [[Lie\|accidentally]] pushing a shopping trolley into a laser beam, Gordon fucks up the lab, steals a special [[robot]]ic battle suit and kills hundreds of soldiers and innocent aliens.		In this, the player takes control of Jean-Luc, who plays a personality-free bespectacled physicist called Gordon who works in some lab in the desert. After [[Lie\|accidentally]] pushing a shopping trolley into a laser beam, Gordon fucks up the lab, steals a special [[robot]]ic battle suit and kills hundreds of soldiers and innocent aliens.

imported>Writ0r: /* Weapons */

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	* '''Machine Gun''': A oddly-shaped MP5 with a left-over suppressor from the Half-Life Alpha days, with extended magazines, which all army grunts carry (If you're using the HD model package with the M4, kindly fuck off). It's basically the most useful gun in the game. It also comes with a [[Call of Duty\|n00b tube]] that can actually kill stuff and [[awesome\|make gibs fly everywhere]].		* '''Machine Gun''': A oddly-shaped MP5 with a left-over suppressor from the Half-Life Alpha days, with extended magazines, which all army grunts carry (If you're using the HD model package with the M4, kindly fuck off). It's basically the most useful gun in the game. It also comes with a [[Call of Duty\|n00b tube]] that can actually kill stuff and [[awesome\|make gibs fly everywhere]].

	* '''Grenades''': ~~Usually~~ useless, ~~dueto~~ Gordon failing at PE and the highest distance ~~you~~ can throw one would be 10 feet. It also feels like you're throwing huge coconuts. Hold the trigger for suicide bombing funtimes.		* '''Grenades''': Most of the time useless, due to Gordon failing at PE and the highest distance he can throw one would be 10 feet. It also feels like you're throwing huge coconuts. Hold the trigger for suicide bombing funtimes.

	* '''Satchel Charges''': C4 that people place on spawn points for spawncamping. [[lulz\|You can drop this at elevators in MP to ~~not~~ make it ~~work~~ until you leave]].		* '''Satchel Charges''': C4 that people place on spawn points for spawncamping. [[lulz\|You can drop this on elevators in MP to make it stop working until you leave]].

	* '''Laser mines''': ~~Mostly~~ placed by assholes somewhere in the water areas where you can't see the blue beam.		* '''Laser mines''': Pointless in singleplayer. In multiplayer they are mostly placed by assholes somewhere in the water areas where you can't see the blue beam.

	* '''Crossbow''': A makeshift [[~~call~~ of ~~duty~~\| MLG PRO xXxXxSNIPERxXxXx]] that is for some reason everywhere in a scientific research facility. ~~The only way to kill with is to use the scope, and click on anyone for~~ instant 1-hit ~~kill~~. You can't no-scope with it, because without the scope it's basically a revolver with explosive bullets (in ~~Multiplayer~~).		* '''Crossbow''': A makeshift [[Call of Duty\| MLG PRO xXxXxSNIPERxXxXx]] weapon that is, for some reason, available everywhere in a scientific research facility. Usually instant 1-hit kills anything while scoped. You can't no-scope with it, because without the scope it's basically a revolver with explosive bullets (in multiplayer).

	* '''RPG''': [[Metal Slug\|Rawkit Lawnchair]] with a LASER. ~~Unfortunately it~~ spawns everywhere in MP, and most people will shoot others with an RPG, [[an hero\|even if they are in narrow corridors or right in front of them.]]		* '''RPG''': [[Metal Slug\|Rawkit Lawnchair]] with a LASER. It spawns everywhere in MP, and most people will shoot others with an RPG, [[an hero\|even if they are in narrow corridors or right in front of them.]]

	* '''Tau Cannon''': Epic gun that is a deadly killing tool in the hands of a [[no life\|pro]]. Only has to charge up 0.5 seconds to kill anything, and if fully charged, goes through walls. It's also used for ~~tau~~ jumping which is done by charging it and firing it the opposite direction where you want to go to evade all the [[faggotry]] happening down there. It's primary fire is used by [[idiot\|dumbasses]] who suck using this gun.		* '''Tau Cannon''': Epic gun that is a deadly killing tool in the hands of a [[no life\|pro]]. Only has to charge up 0.5 seconds to kill anything, and if fully charged, goes through walls. It's also used for Tau jumping which is done by charging it and firing it in the opposite direction where you want to go to evade all the [[faggotry]] happening down there. It's primary fire is used by [[idiot\|dumbasses]] who suck using this gun.

	* '''Gluon Gun''': The overpowered gun you need to [[win]] that anyone can use. It fires a [[lazor\|DEADLY LAZOR OF MASS DESTRUCTION]] which guarantees to disintegrate anyone being hit by it for longer than 1 second, and it's super fucking accurate.		* '''Gluon Gun''': The overpowered gun you need to [[win]], that anyone can use. It fires a [[lazor\|DEADLY LAZOR OF MASS DESTRUCTION]] which guarantees to disintegrate anyone being hit by it for longer than 1 second, and it's super fucking accurate.

	* '''Hive Gun''': Useless gun which regenerates ammo, don't ask us how. [[Xenu]]'s servants drop this. The little hornets make pretty colors, though.		* '''Hive Gun''': Useless gun which regenerates ammo, don't ask us how. [[Xenu]]'s servants drop this. The little hornets make pretty colors, though.

imported>TabbyGarf: /* External Links */

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External Links

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			{{Valve}}
	[[Category:Gaming]]		[[Category:Gaming]]
	~~[[Category:Valve]]~~

imported>Killerratte: /* Weapons */

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Weapons

imported>Cobaltcat: /* Gallery */

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	File:halflifecolumbine.jpg\|[[Eric and Dylan]] co-op together		File:halflifecolumbine.jpg\|[[Eric and Dylan]] co-op together
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imported>AlGore: /* Gallery */

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Gallery

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	==Videos==		==Videos==

imported>AlGore: /* External Links */

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External Links

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	==Teh Gman==		==Teh Gman==
	[[image:Gman_half_life.gif\|right\|thumb\|Prepare for unforeseen consequences.]]		[[image:Gman_half_life.gif\|right\|thumb\|Prepare for unforeseen consequences.]]
	The Gman is ultimately, the koolest kid evar. He has the ability to shift through time and [[drugs\|space]], influencing every event that goes on in the mothafucking universe. He is like g0d in a way, except instead of a robe he wears a shitty value village suit. [[9000\|Around 9000 years ago]], had a meeting with [[satan\|Santa]] himself and when asked why he was letting that fuckwit Freeman run around, he replied extravagantly; "My good sir, for what other reason does mankind do anything, other than to generate the life energy known as ''[[lulz]]''". He is rumored to be at Xenus house right now, discussing ''ménage à trois'' over an intricate game of [[gay\|backgammon]], ~~whilst~~ enjoying the finest of treats, chunks of spotted [[you\|fetus-dick]].		The Gman is ultimately, the koolest kid evar. He has the ability to shift through time and [[drugs\|space]], influencing every event that goes on in the mothafucking universe. He is like g0d in a way, except instead of a robe he wears a shitty value village suit. [[9000\|Around 9000 years ago]], had a meeting with [[satan\|Santa]] himself and when asked why he was letting that fuckwit Freeman run around, he replied extravagantly; "My good sir, for what other reason does mankind do anything, other than to generate the life energy known as ''[[lulz]]''". He is rumored to be at Xenus house right now, discussing ''ménage à trois'' over an intricate game of [[gay\|backgammon]], while enjoying the finest of treats, chunks of spotted [[you\|fetus-dick]].

	==Teh [[Lulz]]==		==Teh [[Lulz]]==

imported>Killerratte: /* Weapons */

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Weapons

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	== Weapons ==		== Weapons ==
	* '''Crowbar''': Melee weapon that is used by every [[n00b]] who has realized that the pistol does no damage, and going up close to the enemy		* '''Crowbar''': Melee weapon that is used by every [[n00b]] who has realized that the pistol does no damage, and going up close to the enemy with an RPG is suicide. It's also weird how the player swings it with one hand as if it was hammer.
	with an RPG is suicide. ~~Its~~ also weird how the player swings it with one hand as if it was hammer.

	* '''Pistol''': Puny gun, only used for killing headcrabs, zombies or sniping soldiers at long range. Your starting gun in multiplayer. TOTAL SHIT.		* '''Pistol''': Puny gun, only used for killing headcrabs, zombies or sniping soldiers at long range. Your starting gun in multiplayer. TOTAL SHIT.

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	[[Image:Half Life House.jpg\|thumb\|When Jean-Luc manages to get lupus, House often takes on the burden of covering for him, and memorizing the many lines spoken throughout the game.]]		[[Image:Half Life House.jpg\|thumb\|When Jean-Luc manages to get lupus, House often takes on the burden of covering for him, and memorizing the many lines spoken throughout the game.]]

	'''''Half-Life''''', a term used to describe a first person shooter computer game, as well as the amount of life the basement dwelling nerds who play it often possess. Also, how long it'll take for that radioactive sludge to degrade into half. A first person shooter that for some reason stars film director [[Picard\|Jean-Luc Godard]]. The ''Half-Life'' games are universally regarded as the second best first-person shooting game ever, despite being repetitive, linear, overblown and almost as bad as ''[[Halo]]''.		'''''Half-Life''''', a term used to describe a first person shooter computer game, as well as the amount of life the basement dwelling nerds who play it often possess. Also, how long it'll take for that radioactive sludge to degrade into half. A [[Valve]] physics tech demo disguised as a first-person shooter that for some reason stars film director [[Picard\|Jean-Luc Godard]]. The ''Half-Life'' games are universally regarded as the second best first-person shooting game ever, despite being repetitive, linear, overblown and almost as bad as ''[[Halo]]''.

	In this, the player takes control of Jean-Luc, who plays a personality-free bespectacled physicist called Gordon who works in some lab in the desert. After [[Lie\|accidentally]] pushing a shopping trolley into a laser beam, Gordon fucks up the lab, steals a special [[robot]]ic battle suit and kills hundreds of soldiers and innocent aliens.		In this, the player takes control of Jean-Luc, who plays a personality-free bespectacled physicist called Gordon who works in some lab in the desert. After [[Lie\|accidentally]] pushing a shopping trolley into a laser beam, Gordon fucks up the lab, steals a special [[robot]]ic battle suit and kills hundreds of soldiers and innocent aliens.

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	* '''Machine Gun''': A oddly-shaped MP5 with a left-over suppressor from the Half-Life Alpha days, with extended magazines, which all army grunts carry (If you're using the HD model package with the M4, kindly fuck off). It's basically the most useful gun in the game. It also comes with a [[Call of Duty\|n00b tube]] that can actually kill stuff and [[awesome\|make gibs fly everywhere]].		* '''Machine Gun''': A oddly-shaped MP5 with a left-over suppressor from the Half-Life Alpha days, with extended magazines, which all army grunts carry (If you're using the HD model package with the M4, kindly fuck off). It's basically the most useful gun in the game. It also comes with a [[Call of Duty\|n00b tube]] that can actually kill stuff and [[awesome\|make gibs fly everywhere]].

	* '''Grenades''': ~~Usually~~ useless, ~~dueto~~ Gordon failing at PE and the highest distance ~~you~~ can throw one would be 10 feet. It also feels like you're throwing huge coconuts. Hold the trigger for suicide bombing funtimes.		* '''Grenades''': Most of the time useless, due to Gordon failing at PE and the highest distance he can throw one would be 10 feet. It also feels like you're throwing huge coconuts. Hold the trigger for suicide bombing funtimes.

	* '''Satchel Charges''': C4 that people place on spawn points for spawncamping. [[lulz\|You can drop this at elevators in MP to ~~not~~ make it ~~work~~ until you leave]].		* '''Satchel Charges''': C4 that people place on spawn points for spawncamping. [[lulz\|You can drop this on elevators in MP to make it stop working until you leave]].

	* '''Laser mines''': ~~Mostly~~ placed by assholes somewhere in the water areas where you can't see the blue beam.		* '''Laser mines''': Pointless in singleplayer. In multiplayer they are mostly placed by assholes somewhere in the water areas where you can't see the blue beam.

	* '''Crossbow''': A makeshift [[~~call~~ of ~~duty~~\| MLG PRO xXxXxSNIPERxXxXx]] that is for some reason everywhere in a scientific research facility. ~~The only way to kill with is to use the scope, and click on anyone for~~ instant 1-hit ~~kill~~. You can't no-scope with it, because without the scope it's basically a revolver with explosive bullets (in ~~Multiplayer~~).		* '''Crossbow''': A makeshift [[Call of Duty\| MLG PRO xXxXxSNIPERxXxXx]] weapon that is, for some reason, available everywhere in a scientific research facility. Usually instant 1-hit kills anything while scoped. You can't no-scope with it, because without the scope it's basically a revolver with explosive bullets (in multiplayer).

	* '''RPG''': [[Metal Slug\|Rawkit Lawnchair]] with a LASER. ~~Unfortunately it~~ spawns everywhere in MP, and most people will shoot others with an RPG, [[an hero\|even if they are in narrow corridors or right in front of them.]]		* '''RPG''': [[Metal Slug\|Rawkit Lawnchair]] with a LASER. It spawns everywhere in MP, and most people will shoot others with an RPG, [[an hero\|even if they are in narrow corridors or right in front of them.]]

	* '''Tau Cannon''': Epic gun that is a deadly killing tool in the hands of a [[no life\|pro]]. Only has to charge up 0.5 seconds to kill anything, and if fully charged, goes through walls. It's also used for ~~tau~~ jumping which is done by charging it and firing it the opposite direction where you want to go to evade all the [[faggotry]] happening down there. It's primary fire is used by [[idiot\|dumbasses]] who suck using this gun.		* '''Tau Cannon''': Epic gun that is a deadly killing tool in the hands of a [[no life\|pro]]. Only has to charge up 0.5 seconds to kill anything, and if fully charged, goes through walls. It's also used for Tau jumping which is done by charging it and firing it in the opposite direction where you want to go to evade all the [[faggotry]] happening down there. It's primary fire is used by [[idiot\|dumbasses]] who suck using this gun.

	* '''Gluon Gun''': The overpowered gun you need to [[win]] that anyone can use. It fires a [[lazor\|DEADLY LAZOR OF MASS DESTRUCTION]] which guarantees to disintegrate anyone being hit by it for longer than 1 second, and it's super fucking accurate.		* '''Gluon Gun''': The overpowered gun you need to [[win]], that anyone can use. It fires a [[lazor\|DEADLY LAZOR OF MASS DESTRUCTION]] which guarantees to disintegrate anyone being hit by it for longer than 1 second, and it's super fucking accurate.

	* '''Hive Gun''': Useless gun which regenerates ammo, don't ask us how. [[Xenu]]'s servants drop this. The little hornets make pretty colors, though.		* '''Hive Gun''': Useless gun which regenerates ammo, don't ask us how. [[Xenu]]'s servants drop this. The little hornets make pretty colors, though.

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	== Weapons ==		== Weapons ==
	* '''Crowbar''': Melee weapon that is used by every [[n00b]] who has realized that the pistol does no damage, and going up close to the enemy with an RPG is suicide. It's also weird how the player swings it with one hand as if it was hammer.		* '''Crowbar''': Melee weapon that is used by every [[n00b]] who has realized that the pistol does no damage, and going up close to the enemy with an RPG is suicide. It's also weird how the player swings it with one hand as if it was a hammer.

	* '''Pistol''': Puny gun, only used for killing headcrabs, zombies or sniping soldiers at long range. Your starting gun in multiplayer. TOTAL SHIT.		* '''Pistol''': Puny gun, only used for killing headcrabs, zombies or sniping soldiers at long range. Your starting gun in multiplayer. TOTAL SHIT.

	* '''Revolver''': Good weapon in SP, shit in MP. The only way to kill people is with a headshot. It has an unnecessary zoom function that replaces your accurate crosshair with a nearly invisible ~~red~~ dot.		* '''Revolver''': Good weapon in SP, shit in MP. The only way to kill people is with a headshot. It has an unnecessary zoom function that replaces your accurate crosshair with a nearly invisible laser dot.

	* '''Shotgun''': A Spas-12 that~~'s used to fuck~~ up anything 6 ~~inch~~ in front of ~~you~~. It has a super-awesome logic-defying double-barrel blast function to make sure anything standing in in front of you dies. It also has a fuckton of ammo.		* '''Shotgun''': A Spas-12 that fucks up anything 6 inches in front of it. It has a super-awesome logic-defying double-barrel blast function to make sure anything standing in front of you dies. It also has a fuckton of ammo.

	* '''Machine Gun''': A oddly-shaped MP5 with a left-over suppressor from the Half-Life Alpha days, with extended magazines, which all army grunts carry (If you're using the HD model package with the M4, kindly fuck off). It's basically the most useful gun in the game. It also comes with a [[Call of Duty\|n00b tube]] that can actually kill stuff and [[awesome\|make gibs fly everywhere]].		* '''Machine Gun''': A oddly-shaped MP5 with a left-over suppressor from the Half-Life Alpha days, with extended magazines, which all army grunts carry (If you're using the HD model package with the M4, kindly fuck off). It's basically the most useful gun in the game. It also comes with a [[Call of Duty\|n00b tube]] that can actually kill stuff and [[awesome\|make gibs fly everywhere]].
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	* '''Crossbow''': A makeshift [[call of duty\| MLG PRO xXxXxSNIPERxXxXx]] that is for some reason everywhere in a scientific research facility. The only way to kill with is to use the scope, and click on anyone for instant 1-hit kill. You can't no-scope with it, because without the scope it's basically a revolver with explosive bullets (in Multiplayer).		* '''Crossbow''': A makeshift [[call of duty\| MLG PRO xXxXxSNIPERxXxXx]] that is for some reason everywhere in a scientific research facility. The only way to kill with is to use the scope, and click on anyone for instant 1-hit kill. You can't no-scope with it, because without the scope it's basically a revolver with explosive bullets (in Multiplayer).

	* '''RPG''': [[Metal Slug\|Rawkit Lawnchair]] with ~~LASERS~~. Unfortunately it spawns everywhere in MP, and most people will shoot others with an RPG, [[an hero\|even if they are in narrow corridors or right in front of them.]]		* '''RPG''': [[Metal Slug\|Rawkit Lawnchair]] with a LASER. Unfortunately it spawns everywhere in MP, and most people will shoot others with an RPG, [[an hero\|even if they are in narrow corridors or right in front of them.]]

	* '''Tau Cannon''': Epic gun that is a deadly killing tool in the hands of a [[no life\|pro]]. Only has to charge up 0.5 seconds to kill anything, and if fully charged, goes through walls. It's also used for tau jumping which is done by charging it and firing it the opposite direction where you want to go to evade all the [[faggotry]] happening down there. It's primary fire is used by [[idiot\|dumbasses]] who suck using this gun.		* '''Tau Cannon''': Epic gun that is a deadly killing tool in the hands of a [[no life\|pro]]. Only has to charge up 0.5 seconds to kill anything, and if fully charged, goes through walls. It's also used for tau jumping which is done by charging it and firing it the opposite direction where you want to go to evade all the [[faggotry]] happening down there. It's primary fire is used by [[idiot\|dumbasses]] who suck using this gun.

	* '''Gluon Gun''': The overpowered gun you need to [[win]] that anyone can use. It fires a [[lazor\|DEADLY LAZOR OF MASS DESTRUCTION]] which guarantees to disintegrate anyone being hit by ~~the lazor~~ longer than 1 second, and it's fucking accurate.		* '''Gluon Gun''': The overpowered gun you need to [[win]] that anyone can use. It fires a [[lazor\|DEADLY LAZOR OF MASS DESTRUCTION]] which guarantees to disintegrate anyone being hit by it for longer than 1 second, and it's super fucking accurate.

	* '''Hive Gun''': Useless gun which regenerates ammo, don't ask us how. [[Xenu]]'s servants drop this. The little hornets make pretty colors, though.		* '''Hive Gun''': Useless gun which regenerates ammo, don't ask us how. [[Xenu]]'s servants drop this. The little hornets make pretty colors, though.
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	For more ~~cannonfodder~~ in "Crossfire", press the big red button in the back of the bunker (sometimes it takes time to open if it already has been pressed, or the admins [[butthurt\|disabled it]]). A loud ~~sirene~~ will sound in the whole map~~, hopefully~~ you have a long-range weapon to snipe, but if you don't, use the mortar to keep everyone away from the bunker. After a while the doors close off the bunker and people will fall through the lookout trapdoors to enter the bunker. Keep going until everyone but you is dead, and watch as the chat explodes in vulgarities.		For more cannon fodder in "Crossfire", press the big red button in the back of the bunker (sometimes it takes time to open if it already has been pressed, or the admins [[butthurt\|disabled it]]). A loud siren will sound in the whole map. Hopefully you have a long-range weapon to snipe, but if you don't, use the mortar to keep everyone away from the bunker. After a while the doors close off the bunker and people will fall through the lookout trapdoors to enter the bunker. Keep going until everyone but you is dead, and watch as the chat explodes in vulgarities.

	==The Modding Community==		==The Modding Community==