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{{quote|A haiku is just like a normal American poem except it doesn't rhyme and it's totally stupid.|[[south park|Mr Garrison]]}}

'''Haiku''' (俳句) is a fucking [[stupid]] form of [[Japanese]], consisting of 17 moras, in three phrases of 5, 7, and 5 moras respectively. In Japanese, every letter of the alphabet is a single syllable, hence the emergence of syllable-play as an art form. This means that the only reason to ever, ever, ever, EVER write a haiku in English is as a desperate attempt to be arty and [[Wapanese]] inbetween cursing the roundness of your eyes and shoving [[Pocky]] down your urethra.

Examples below:
I hate you fuckers.
Why so angry? Cause I am.
I fuckin' you guys.

Sick on a journey
Over parched fields
Dreams wander on.

Lightening
Heron's cry
Stabs the darkness

Dead bitches don't scream.
A cold tight cunt makes me hot.
[[Necrophilia|Mortician school rocks!]]

Don't count the syllables, you [[fucktard]], they are translated.

And now the [[original]]:

ですですで
ですですですで
ですですで

(Translation)
Desu desu de
Desu desu desu de
desu desu de.

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