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PooF9 at 10:09, 27 April 2026

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PooF9: made it more readable, i hope at least. the links are a problem though

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made it more readable, i hope at least. the links are a problem though

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imported>CurtainMan: monospace instead of courier new for readability

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monospace instead of courier new for readability

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imported>CurtainMan: code tags

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	Hackers communicate in an encrypted language called [[Leet\|leetspeak]]. ROT13 is also a common way for hackers to talk in "codes". If there is gibberish on your screen, you are getting haxed and you should immediately turn your computer off. Typical hacker cool coding could possibly look like this: '''a3900adc9800said90fi()lulz%A)&)$)@iov*7o;osaidjfoijioi -- .>/aslkdk'''.		Hackers communicate in an encrypted language called [[Leet\|leetspeak]]. ROT13 is also a common way for hackers to talk in "codes". If there is gibberish on your screen, you are getting haxed and you should immediately turn your computer off. Typical hacker cool coding could possibly look like this: '''a3900adc9800said90fi()lulz%A)&)$)@iov*7o;osaidjfoijioi -- .>/aslkdk'''.

	You too can [[lie\|become an hacker]] simply by copypasting ~~'''~~javascript: document.body.contentEditable = 'true'; document.designMode = 'on'; void 0~~'''~~ in your address bar.		You too can [[lie\|become an hacker]] simply by copypasting <code>javascript: document.body.contentEditable = 'true'; document.designMode = 'on'; void 0</code> in your address bar.

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imported>Rvdog815 at 00:56, 21 August 2023

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	*'''Black Hat Hacker''' - Evil sentient beings, similar to [[ninja\|ninjas]] that have only one purpose: Writing hundreds of viruses and hacking the [[Government\|Pentagon]]. They hack in secret, often [[basement_dweller\|in the dark]], and do not always need a computer to hack something - They can hack using cellphones, calculators, gameboys, oxygen, microwaves, [[Fuckin Magnets\|magnets]], televisions, gum, and of course axes. They are always ahead of White Hat nerds because they do not have to write reports or follow direction due to not actually having jobs. "1337" hackers who know [[at least 100 years ago\|at least 100]] programming languages.		*'''Black Hat Hacker''' - Evil sentient beings, similar to [[ninja\|ninjas]] that have only one purpose: Writing hundreds of viruses and hacking the [[Government\|Pentagon]]. They hack in secret, often [[basement_dweller\|in the dark]], and do not always need a computer to hack something - They can hack using cellphones, calculators, gameboys, oxygen, microwaves, [[Fuckin Magnets\|magnets]], televisions, gum, and of course axes. They are always ahead of White Hat nerds because they do not have to write reports or follow direction due to not actually having jobs. "1337" hackers who know [[at least 100 years ago\|at least 100]] programming languages.

	*'''Grey Hat Hackers''' - White Hat retards that think that they can still be [[ninja\|cool]] like real hackers, but always fail when their ethos collapses in on itself with a logical paradox; [[Divide by 0\|They must ultimately hack themselves to stop themselves from hacking]]. Grey Hat Hackers are prone to [[emo\|self-harm]] and there are no great Grey Hat Hackers because to achieve greatness they must [[an_hero\|suicides]]. Such types of hackers would include ~~[http://www.youtube.com/user/~~TheInfectedSource TheInfectedSource]		*'''Grey Hat Hackers''' - White Hat retards that think that they can still be [[ninja\|cool]] like real hackers, but always fail when their ethos collapses in on itself with a logical paradox; [[Divide by 0\|They must ultimately hack themselves to stop themselves from hacking]]. Grey Hat Hackers are prone to [[emo\|self-harm]] and there are no great Grey Hat Hackers because to achieve greatness they must [[an_hero\|suicides]]. Such types of hackers would include {{yt\|TheInfectedSource\|TheInfectedSource}}

	*'''rm Monkey''' - A rm Monkey wears no hat because he has <del>eaten</del> deleted it. A rm Monkey will always destroy what it hacks by deleting everything on the system whether it is of value or not. Often a rm Monkey will go on a rm'ing spree, a nihilistic rampage whereby he hacks and rm's everything in sight. Often the only reason a rm Monkey will break into a system is so that he may delete everything on it.		*'''rm Monkey''' - A rm Monkey wears no hat because he has <del>eaten</del> deleted it. A rm Monkey will always destroy what it hacks by deleting everything on the system whether it is of value or not. Often a rm Monkey will go on a rm'ing spree, a nihilistic rampage whereby he hacks and rm's everything in sight. Often the only reason a rm Monkey will break into a system is so that he may delete everything on it.
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	*'''Youtube Hackers''' - Although some contain actual skill to cause widespread panic, most of the "hackers" on YouTube are people who take hacking to a non-existent level their method of "hacking" involves doing stupid shit to house hold items which 99% of the time have nothing to do with computers. Such "1337 hacks" include:		*'''Youtube Hackers''' - Although some contain actual skill to cause widespread panic, most of the "hackers" on YouTube are people who take hacking to a non-existent level their method of "hacking" involves doing stupid shit to house hold items which 99% of the time have nothing to do with computers. Such "1337 hacks" include:

	<center>{{frame\|{{fv\|hacks~~\|background-color: lightgray;~~\|font-weight: bold;
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	\|<youtube>PvkgnnuzyyI</youtube>		\|<youtube>PvkgnnuzyyI</youtube>
			;1
	\|<youtube>cZuOPH2YsjE</youtube>		\|<youtube>cZuOPH2YsjE</youtube>
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	\|<youtube>JdYksVGKBZ0</youtube>		\|<youtube>JdYksVGKBZ0</youtube>
			;3
	\|<youtube>2_hnwEvgdXU</youtube>		\|<youtube>2_hnwEvgdXU</youtube>
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	== Hacker Culture ==		== Hacker Culture ==
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	If your child is at this point already, there is nothing to do but strangle them with their computer power cable. Once they are this far along, the only cure is the sweet release of [[death]].		If your child is at this point already, there is nothing to do but strangle them with their computer power cable. Once they are this far along, the only cure is the sweet release of [[death]].

	~~<center>~~<youtube>nkLtXfsPqVQ</youtube>~~</center>~~
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	==Respect==		==Respect==
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	*If you are unsure whether to address the hacker as a hacker for fear that they will hack you, a simple "my liege" or "god" will suffice.		*If you are unsure whether to address the hacker as a hacker for fear that they will hack you, a simple "my liege" or "god" will suffice.
	[[Real Life Super Hero#DANGERMAN\|DANGERMAN]] is a [[Retard\|guy]] with no respect for hackers:		[[Real Life Super Hero#DANGERMAN\|DANGERMAN]] is a [[Retard\|guy]] with no respect for hackers:
	~~<center>~~<youtube>-5RB4NH6rVI</youtube>~~</center>~~

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	==Gallery==		==Gallery==
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	*[[Password]]s		*[[Password]]s
	*[[Phreak\|Phones]]		*[[Phreak\|Phones]]
	*~~[http://www.honeypots.net~~ Honeypots]		*'''{{archive\|XYDLD\|Honeypots}}'''
	*[http://www.dogchannel.com/blog/viewbio.aspx?apid=37611/ This place on the Dog Channel]		*<s>[http://www.dogchannel.com/blog/viewbio.aspx?apid=37611/ This place on the Dog Channel]</s> (gone)
	*~~[http://forums.gorillaz.com~~ The Gorillaz Official messageboards]		*'''{{archive\|ogP90\|The Gorillaz Official messageboards}}'''
	*[[YouTube]] Channels		*[[YouTube]] Channels
	*[[Iceland]]		*[[Iceland]]
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	==External Links==		==External Links==

	[~~http~~://www.proprofs.com/quiz-school/story.php?title=what-kind-of-hacker-are-you What kind of faggot are you?]		[https://www.proprofs.com/quiz-school/story.php?title=what-kind-of-hacker-are-you What kind of faggot are you?]

	{{serious}}		{{serious}}

imported>4ourty: 1337% more LEET

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1337% more LEET

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2023-06-09T11:50:02Z

1337% more LEET

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	[[Image:H4x0r.jpeg\|thumb\|150px\|One of the characteristics of a '''h4X0r''' is the crazed look in his eye, that [[1337\|amazing typing speed]], and the hunched back that overcomes him when he is in the vicinity of a [[computer]].]]		[[Image:H4x0r.jpeg\|thumb\|150px\|One of the characteristics of a '''h4X0r''' is the crazed look in his eye, that [[1337\|amazing typing speed]], and the hunched back that overcomes him when he is in the vicinity of a [[computer]].]]