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	== Gunz: The Duel ==		== Gunz: The Duel ==
	~~[[Image:Gunz_fanart.jpg\|thumb\|Gunz fanart. Notice the immense [[furry]] [[faggotry]]!]]~~
	''Gunz: The Duel'' is a Korean game that has no story or any plausible explanation as to why you and a whole bunch of people are trying to [[rape\|kill]] each other. Played by mainly [[anime]] fans, the game has grown into a huge [[cult]] with followers from [[Brazil]] to [[Europe]] and has even begun to infect the minds of our [[retarded\|poor]] [[American]] youth.		''Gunz: The Duel'' is a Korean game that has no story or any plausible explanation as to why you and a whole bunch of people are trying to [[rape\|kill]] each other. Played by mainly [[anime]] fans, the game has grown into a huge [[cult]] with followers from [[Brazil]] to [[Europe]] and has even begun to infect the minds of our [[retarded\|poor]] [[American]] youth.

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	==Dantastic==		==Dantastic==
	Dantastic is the descendant and the result of incest. He has his degree in Computer Science III and applies his 1337 copypasta skillz in real life(Note, real life=online, because in reality he has no life). He came into the Gunz hacking scene out of nowhere in a spaceship launched from his father's vagina at over 9000 miles per hour. His natural habitat is inside a cave located in Africa which he inhabits in along with other black person.		Dantastic is the descendant and the result of incest. He has his degree in Computer Science III and applies his 1337 copypasta skillz in real life(Note, real life=online, because in reality he has no life). He came into the Gunz hacking scene out of nowhere in a spaceship launched from his father's vagina at over 9000 miles per hour. His natural habitat is inside a cave located in Africa which he inhabits in along with other black person.
	~~[[Image:Asm2clip.jpg\|thumb\|Dantastic in RL]]~~
	Along with GunZ, Dantastic is a great source of lulz and is known to be a grammar [[nazi]]. This practice is known to be brogramming. Grammar, bro. However, he fails at being a grammar nazi, which ultimately causes epic lulz and butthurt-ness.		Along with GunZ, Dantastic is a great source of lulz and is known to be a grammar [[nazi]]. This practice is known to be brogramming. Grammar, bro. However, he fails at being a grammar nazi, which ultimately causes epic lulz and butthurt-ness.
	~~[[Image:Dantasticamazingfail.jpg\|thumb\|Dantastic grammar raging. Notice the irony]]~~
	~~[[Image:DanPerfetd.jpg\|thumb\|The after math of the above. RAGEQUIT. He also misspelled "Benefits", [[lol]].]]~~

	~~[[Image:Blimptastic.gif\|True story, bro]]~~


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imported>Axmann: /* Trolling Gunz */

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Trolling Gunz

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	== Trolling Gunz ==		== Trolling Gunz ==

	Gunz is a perfect source of [[Lulz]], and vitamin [[Emo\|D:]]. Thousands of [[Wapanese\|Weeaboos]], [[Furry\|furries]], and other [[Internet tough guy\|faggots]] gathered in an online game where hacking and other bullshit is easily pulled off. ~~Ego's~~ are easily [[rape\|bruised]] in the land of Gunz...		Gunz is a perfect source of [[Lulz]], and vitamin [[Emo\|D:]]. Thousands of [[Wapanese\|Weeaboos]], [[Furry\|furries]], and other [[Internet tough guy\|faggots]] gathered in an online game where hacking and other bullshit is easily pulled off. Egos are easily [[rape\|bruised]] in the land of Gunz...

	*KSing: No, not kissing, you fag. Kill Stealing. A trolling technique that will provide many lulz in any mmo, especially one like this. Simply watch two fags "Duel" for a while (JUST LIEK IN [[Animu\|ANIME]], LOLS!), and jump in near the end and kill the weaker one. [[orgy\|Or kill them both]], whatever...		*KSing: No, not kissing, you fag. Kill Stealing. A trolling technique that will provide many lulz in any mmo, especially one like this. Simply watch two fags "Duel" for a while (JUST LIEK IN [[Animu\|ANIME]], LOLS!), and jump in near the end and kill the weaker one. [[orgy\|Or kill them both]], whatever...

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	== Gunz: The Duel ==		== Gunz: The Duel ==
	[[Image:Gunz_fanart.jpg\|thumb\|Gunz fanart. Notice the immense [[furry]] [[faggotry]]!]]		[[Image:Gunz_fanart.jpg\|thumb\|Gunz fanart. Notice the immense [[furry]] [[faggotry]]!]]
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	== The people who play Gunz ==		== The people who play Gunz ==
	People who play this shitty game usually have no real friends except for their equally [[fail\|lame]] clan mates who together enjoy [[sodomy]] over the interwebz, [[muddy dicks]] and [[gay]] [[pr0n]]. That and [[azn]]s, who spend hours "perfecting their [[hax\|K-style]]". Most of the people who play this game think they're actually pretty smart, but unfortunately the entire community's IQ combined isn't greater than that of [[~~George Bush~~]].		People who play this shitty game usually have no real friends except for their equally [[fail\|lame]] clan mates who together enjoy [[sodomy]] over the interwebz, [[muddy dicks]] and [[gay]] [[pr0n]]. That and [[azn]]s, who spend hours "perfecting their [[hax\|K-style]]". Most of the people who play this game think they're actually pretty smart, but unfortunately the entire community's IQ combined isn't greater than that of [[Obama]].

	== What this shit is all about ==		== What this shit is all about ==
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	== Trolling Gunz ==		== Trolling Gunz ==

	Gunz is a perfect source of [[Lulz]], and vitamin [[Emo\|D:]]. Thousands of [[Wapanese\|~~Weeaboo's~~]], [[Furry\|furries]], and other [[Internet tough guy\|faggots]] gathered in an online game where hacking and other bullshit is easily pulled off. Ego's are easily [[rape\|bruised]] in the land of Gunz...		Gunz is a perfect source of [[Lulz]], and vitamin [[Emo\|D:]]. Thousands of [[Wapanese\|Weeaboos]], [[Furry\|furries]], and other [[Internet tough guy\|faggots]] gathered in an online game where hacking and other bullshit is easily pulled off. Ego's are easily [[rape\|bruised]] in the land of Gunz...

	*~~KS'ing~~: No, not kissing, you fag. Kill Stealing. A trolling technique that will provide many lulz in any mmo, especially one like this. Simply watch two fags "Duel" for a while (JUST LIEK IN [[Animu\|ANIME]], LOLS!), and jump in near the end and kill the weaker one. [[orgy\|Or kill them both]], whatever...		*KSing: No, not kissing, you fag. Kill Stealing. A trolling technique that will provide many lulz in any mmo, especially one like this. Simply watch two fags "Duel" for a while (JUST LIEK IN [[Animu\|ANIME]], LOLS!), and jump in near the end and kill the weaker one. [[orgy\|Or kill them both]], whatever...

	*~~TK'ing~~: Should mean [[Counter-Strike\|Team Killing]], but [[Bullshit\|Gunz doesn't allow team damage]], so this instead means Type Killing. Whenever a player is typing, a helpful little bubble appears over their head in an attempt to make you [[mary sue\|back off]]. This is a fucking given, [[Falcon Punch\|GO FOR IT!!!!1111!!!!11!!~~!!ELEVENTY~~!!]]		*TKing: Should mean [[Counter-Strike\|Team Killing]], but [[Bullshit\|Gunz doesn't allow team damage]], so this instead means Type Killing. Whenever a player is typing, a helpful little bubble appears over their head in an attempt to make you [[mary sue\|back off]]. This is a fucking given, [[Falcon Punch\|GO FOR IT!!!!1111!!!!11!!!!]]

	*[[Hacking]]: This game has an [[shit\|anti-hacking shield thing]], but it really doesn't do anything. It's like [[AOL]] anti virus, or [[God]]. Scary to fucktards, but altogether useless. If you really need help, go [http://www.gunzfactor.com/hacks.php here]. [[Computer Science III\|When using hacks]], be sure to remind the other players what talentless fags they are, and insult their style/moms/face. Don't worry about getting kicked, though. In order to kick you, they'd first have to hold a [[Democracy\|vote]], and then [[America\|a majority must vote yes]]. No one on Gunz knows how to start a vote though. Fan-Fucking-Tastic.		*[[Hacking]]: This game has an [[shit\|anti-hacking shield thing]], but it really doesn't do anything. It's like [[AOL]] anti virus, or [[God]]. Scary to fucktards, but altogether useless. If you really need help, go [http://www.gunzfactor.com/hacks.php here]. [[Computer Science III\|When using hacks]], be sure to remind the other players what talentless fags they are, and insult their style/moms/face. Don't worry about getting kicked, though. In order to kick you, they'd first have to hold a [[Democracy\|vote]], and then [[America\|a majority must vote yes]]. No one on Gunz knows how to start a vote though. Fan-Fucking-Tastic.

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	== The people who run Gunz ==		== The people who run Gunz ==
	At first there was a [[fag]] named "Venister" who [[at least 100]] years ago was born to create his gay little game. After spending his gay [[Starcraft\|Korean]] adult life as a shitty game [[Starcraft\|programmer]] and [[So i herd u liek mudkip\|Pokemon]] episode animator, he decided that the world REALLY fuckin' needed another shitty MMORPG. After determining that a [[Chink\|Viet-Cong]] MMORPG was very necessary, [[Zerg rush\|he took immediate action]], hiring "Guntrix" to be the official 'Fag-scot' for ''Gunz: The Duel''. ~~<del>[[No_shit\|~~It is to be noted that Guntrix uses a girl character in-game, even though in real life he is, in fact]], a [[shemale\|dude]]~~.</del> 99.99% of gunz does that~~.		At first there was a [[fag]] named "Venister" who [[at least 100]] years ago was born to create his gay little game. After spending his gay [[Starcraft\|Korean]] adult life as a shitty game [[Starcraft\|programmer]] and [[So i herd u liek mudkip\|Pokemon]] episode animator, he decided that the world REALLY fuckin' needed another shitty MMORPG. After determining that a [[Chink\|Viet-Cong]] MMORPG was very necessary, [[Zerg rush\|he took immediate action]], hiring "Guntrix" to be the official 'Fag-scot' for ''Gunz: The Duel''. It is to be noted that Guntrix uses a girl character in-game, even though in real life he is, in fact, a [[shemale\|dude]].

	== The people who play Gunz ==		== The people who play Gunz ==
	People who play this shitty game usually have no real friends except for their equally [[fail\|lame]] clan mates who together enjoy [[sodomy]] over the interwebz, [[muddy dicks]] and [[gay]] [[pr0n]]. That and [[azn]]s, who spend hours "perfecting their [[hax\|K-style]]". Most of the people who play this game think they're actually pretty smart, but unfortunately the entire community's IQ combined isn't greater than that of [[George Bush]]. The community tends to like [[gay\|things with colors]] and will always tend to defend their [[ego\|internet pride]] with true colors. Therefore, they tend to use shit like ^6 ^1 with every letter they talk. Always TK them on that.		People who play this shitty game usually have no real friends except for their equally [[fail\|lame]] clan mates who together enjoy [[sodomy]] over the interwebz, [[muddy dicks]] and [[gay]] [[pr0n]]. That and [[azn]]s, who spend hours "perfecting their [[hax\|K-style]]". Most of the people who play this game think they're actually pretty smart, but unfortunately the entire community's IQ combined isn't greater than that of [[George Bush]].

	== What this shit is all about ==		== What this shit is all about ==
	In Gunz, one of the main strategies was formed by some dickhead [[last Thursday]] who realized that by canceling the in-game animations, you would perform many actions without any delay at all. This technique is called [[unwarranted Self-Importance\|K-style]]. Another well-known (albeit LESS-USED) strategy is to NOT exploit the tons of glitches and bugs in this shitty game. The name of this strategy is "Losing", usage of this strategy is unrecommended as not only will you be instantaneously [[raep\|raeped]], but also by being an honest player you, your family, your friends, your grandparents, your third cousin twice-removed, your dog, and even your mail-man will be labeled noobs and be told to GTFO. To be the most 1337 person on Gunz you need to waste all of your hard earned money on "Premiums". Premiums are unbalanced game items that you buy with real money (which automatically counts you as someone with no life) and you need to be able to hit keys faster than a spastic monkey on speed, as well as having the required 1337 H4><oR 5Ki77z that can only be obtained by graduating from [[Computer Science III]].		In Gunz, one of the main strategies was formed by some dickhead [[last Thursday]] who realized that by canceling the in-game animations, you would perform many actions without any delay at all. This technique is called [[unwarranted Self-Importance\|K-style]]. Another well-known (albeit LESS-USED) strategy is to NOT exploit the tons of glitches and bugs in this shitty game. The name of this strategy is "Losing", usage of this strategy is unrecommended as not only will you be instantaneously [[raep\|raeped]], but also by being an honest player you, your family, your friends, your grandparents, your third cousin twice-removed, your dog, and even your mail-man will be labeled noobs and be told to GTFO. To be the most 1337 person on Gunz you need to waste all of your hard earned money on "Premiums". Premiums are unbalanced game items that you buy with real money (which automatically counts you as someone with no life) and you need to be able to hit keys faster than a spastic monkey on speed, as well as having the required 1337 H4><oR 5Ki77z that can only be obtained by graduating from [[Computer Science III]].

	~~<del>~~[[Shit nobody cares about\|It is a known fact that female characters can perform K-style moves better than male characters can.]] This is because the female characters slash their swords like complete [[attention whores]], thus making for easier canceling and [[Epilepsy\|K-style]]~~.</del> Lies, they just come up with such shit like this one is better than the other so they can hide that they just suck~~.		[[Shit nobody cares about\|It is a known fact that female characters can perform K-style moves better than male characters can.]] This is because the female characters slash their swords like complete [[attention whores]], thus making for easier canceling and [[Epilepsy\|K-style]].

	== Trolling Gunz ==		== Trolling Gunz ==

	Gunz is a perfect source of [[Lulz]], and vitamin [[Emo\|D:]]. Thousands of [[Wapanese\|Weeaboo's]], [[Furry\|furries]], and other [[Internet tough guy\|faggots]] gathered in an online game where hacking and other bullshit is easily pulled off. Ego's are easily [[rape\|bruised]] in the land of Gunz...		Gunz is a perfect source of [[Lulz]], and vitamin [[Emo\|D:]]. Thousands of [[Wapanese\|Weeaboo's]], [[Furry\|furries]], and other [[Internet tough guy\|faggots]] gathered in an online game where hacking and other bullshit is easily pulled off. Ego's are easily [[rape\|bruised]] in the land of Gunz...

	*Being an Egonerd: Here are a few examples of how to be an egonerd and irritate the living shit out of gunz players. 1. Go to Gladiator(Preferable battle arena) 2. Stand on any pillar or where people can't hit you 3. Talk about all the [[basement_dweller\|pros]] you fought, basically showing off your e-dick. 4.??? 5. [[Profshit\|Profit]]

	*KS'ing: No, not kissing, you fag. Kill Stealing. A trolling technique that will provide many lulz in any mmo, especially one like this. Simply watch two fags "Duel" for a while (JUST LIEK IN [[Animu\|ANIME]], LOLS!), and jump in near the end and kill the weaker one. [[orgy\|Or kill them both]], whatever...		*KS'ing: No, not kissing, you fag. Kill Stealing. A trolling technique that will provide many lulz in any mmo, especially one like this. Simply watch two fags "Duel" for a while (JUST LIEK IN [[Animu\|ANIME]], LOLS!), and jump in near the end and kill the weaker one. [[orgy\|Or kill them both]], whatever...
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	*Kill a [[Elitist\|K-styler]]		*Kill a [[Elitist\|K-styler]]

	*Use daggers in [[srs_bsns\|Gladiator]]		*Marcos and Vulgar Language: You can make Macro's, and only a few curse words are blocked. Even the blocked ones can still be used, you just gotta use a 1 instead of an i or something like that. Keep the Gunz fanbase in mind when you make a macro, though. "Yiff in hell, Furfags" won't be as effective as you're used to. Try something like "SWORDS ARE FOR FAGS!" or "THIS GAME IS FOR VIRGIN QUEERS!"

	*Marcos and Vulgar Language: You can make Macro's, and only a few curse words are blocked. ~~[[cool_story_bro\|~~Even the blocked ones can still be used, you just gotta use a 1 instead of an i or something like that]]. Keep the Gunz fanbase in mind when you make a macro, though. "Yiff in hell, Furfags" won't be as effective as you're used to. Try something like "SWORDS ARE FOR FAGS!" or "THIS GAME IS FOR VIRGIN QUEERS!" ~~or "I OWN YOU WITH HACKS".~~

	* Use any type of machine gun, be labeled a "SPRAYR111!2!!!one" and have fun.		* Use any type of machine gun, be labeled a "SPRAYR111!2!!!one" and have fun.

	*Always tell people that you are recording them and will put their fail on youtube(If serious about this matter, hit F11). This will provoke comments like: "PAPARAZZI MUCH!!1?" or "LOLSTALKER" or "[[Internet_lawyer\|I'LL SUE YOU]]" or "[[Lies\|mhm do it, i don't care]]"

	All caps, damnit! [[ALL CAPS\|CAPS LOCK!]]		All caps, damnit! [[ALL CAPS\|CAPS LOCK!]]

imported>GeneG0dhand: /* The people who run Gunz */

2011-12-18T11:38:59Z

The people who run Gunz

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	== The people who run Gunz ==		== The people who run Gunz ==
	At first there was a [[fag]] named "Venister" who [[at least 100]] years ago was born to create his gay little game. After spending his gay [[Starcraft\|Korean]] adult life as a shitty game [[Starcraft\|programmer]] and [[So i herd u liek mudkip\|Pokemon]] episode animator, he decided that the world REALLY fuckin' needed another shitty MMORPG. After determining that a [[Chink\|Viet-Cong]] MMORPG was very necessary, [[Zerg rush\|he took immediate action]], hiring "Guntrix" to be the official 'Fag-scot' for ''Gunz: The Duel''. It is to be noted that Guntrix uses a girl character in-game, even though in real life he is, in fact, a [[shemale\|dude]].		At first there was a [[fag]] named "Venister" who [[at least 100]] years ago was born to create his gay little game. After spending his gay [[Starcraft\|Korean]] adult life as a shitty game [[Starcraft\|programmer]] and [[So i herd u liek mudkip\|Pokemon]] episode animator, he decided that the world REALLY fuckin' needed another shitty MMORPG. After determining that a [[Chink\|Viet-Cong]] MMORPG was very necessary, [[Zerg rush\|he took immediate action]], hiring "Guntrix" to be the official 'Fag-scot' for ''Gunz: The Duel''. <del>[[No_shit\|It is to be noted that Guntrix uses a girl character in-game, even though in real life he is, in fact]], a [[shemale\|dude]].</del> 99.99% of gunz does that.

	== The people who play Gunz ==		== The people who play Gunz ==

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	== The people who run Gunz ==		== The people who run Gunz ==
	At first there was a [[fag]] named "Venister" who [[at least 100]] years ago was born to create his gay little game. After spending his gay [[Starcraft\|Korean]] adult life as a shitty game [[Starcraft\|programmer]] and [[So i herd u liek mudkip\|Pokemon]] episode animator, he decided that the world REALLY fuckin' needed another shitty MMORPG. After determining that a [[Chink\|Viet-Cong]] MMORPG was very necessary, [[Zerg rush\|he took immediate action]], hiring "Guntrix" to be the official 'Fag-scot' for ''Gunz: The Duel''. ~~<del>[[No_shit\|~~It is to be noted that Guntrix uses a girl character in-game, even though in real life he is, in fact]], a [[shemale\|dude]]~~.</del> 99.99% of gunz does that~~.		At first there was a [[fag]] named "Venister" who [[at least 100]] years ago was born to create his gay little game. After spending his gay [[Starcraft\|Korean]] adult life as a shitty game [[Starcraft\|programmer]] and [[So i herd u liek mudkip\|Pokemon]] episode animator, he decided that the world REALLY fuckin' needed another shitty MMORPG. After determining that a [[Chink\|Viet-Cong]] MMORPG was very necessary, [[Zerg rush\|he took immediate action]], hiring "Guntrix" to be the official 'Fag-scot' for ''Gunz: The Duel''. It is to be noted that Guntrix uses a girl character in-game, even though in real life he is, in fact, a [[shemale\|dude]].

	== The people who play Gunz ==		== The people who play Gunz ==
	People who play this shitty game usually have no real friends except for their equally [[fail\|lame]] clan mates who together enjoy [[sodomy]] over the interwebz, [[muddy dicks]] and [[gay]] [[pr0n]]. That and [[azn]]s, who spend hours "perfecting their [[hax\|K-style]]". Most of the people who play this game think they're actually pretty smart, but unfortunately the entire community's IQ combined isn't greater than that of [[George Bush]]. The community tends to like [[gay\|things with colors]] and will always tend to defend their [[ego\|internet pride]] with true colors. Therefore, they tend to use shit like ^6 ^1 with every letter they talk. Always TK them on that.		People who play this shitty game usually have no real friends except for their equally [[fail\|lame]] clan mates who together enjoy [[sodomy]] over the interwebz, [[muddy dicks]] and [[gay]] [[pr0n]]. That and [[azn]]s, who spend hours "perfecting their [[hax\|K-style]]". Most of the people who play this game think they're actually pretty smart, but unfortunately the entire community's IQ combined isn't greater than that of [[George Bush]].

	== What this shit is all about ==		== What this shit is all about ==
	In Gunz, one of the main strategies was formed by some dickhead [[last Thursday]] who realized that by canceling the in-game animations, you would perform many actions without any delay at all. This technique is called [[unwarranted Self-Importance\|K-style]]. Another well-known (albeit LESS-USED) strategy is to NOT exploit the tons of glitches and bugs in this shitty game. The name of this strategy is "Losing", usage of this strategy is unrecommended as not only will you be instantaneously [[raep\|raeped]], but also by being an honest player you, your family, your friends, your grandparents, your third cousin twice-removed, your dog, and even your mail-man will be labeled noobs and be told to GTFO. To be the most 1337 person on Gunz you need to waste all of your hard earned money on "Premiums". Premiums are unbalanced game items that you buy with real money (which automatically counts you as someone with no life) and you need to be able to hit keys faster than a spastic monkey on speed, as well as having the required 1337 H4><oR 5Ki77z that can only be obtained by graduating from [[Computer Science III]].		In Gunz, one of the main strategies was formed by some dickhead [[last Thursday]] who realized that by canceling the in-game animations, you would perform many actions without any delay at all. This technique is called [[unwarranted Self-Importance\|K-style]]. Another well-known (albeit LESS-USED) strategy is to NOT exploit the tons of glitches and bugs in this shitty game. The name of this strategy is "Losing", usage of this strategy is unrecommended as not only will you be instantaneously [[raep\|raeped]], but also by being an honest player you, your family, your friends, your grandparents, your third cousin twice-removed, your dog, and even your mail-man will be labeled noobs and be told to GTFO. To be the most 1337 person on Gunz you need to waste all of your hard earned money on "Premiums". Premiums are unbalanced game items that you buy with real money (which automatically counts you as someone with no life) and you need to be able to hit keys faster than a spastic monkey on speed, as well as having the required 1337 H4><oR 5Ki77z that can only be obtained by graduating from [[Computer Science III]].

	~~<del>~~[[Shit nobody cares about\|It is a known fact that female characters can perform K-style moves better than male characters can.]] This is because the female characters slash their swords like complete [[attention whores]], thus making for easier canceling and [[Epilepsy\|K-style]]~~.</del> Lies, they just come up with such shit like this one is better than the other so they can hide that they just suck~~.		[[Shit nobody cares about\|It is a known fact that female characters can perform K-style moves better than male characters can.]] This is because the female characters slash their swords like complete [[attention whores]], thus making for easier canceling and [[Epilepsy\|K-style]].

	== Trolling Gunz ==		== Trolling Gunz ==

	Gunz is a perfect source of [[Lulz]], and vitamin [[Emo\|D:]]. Thousands of [[Wapanese\|Weeaboo's]], [[Furry\|furries]], and other [[Internet tough guy\|faggots]] gathered in an online game where hacking and other bullshit is easily pulled off. Ego's are easily [[rape\|bruised]] in the land of Gunz...		Gunz is a perfect source of [[Lulz]], and vitamin [[Emo\|D:]]. Thousands of [[Wapanese\|Weeaboo's]], [[Furry\|furries]], and other [[Internet tough guy\|faggots]] gathered in an online game where hacking and other bullshit is easily pulled off. Ego's are easily [[rape\|bruised]] in the land of Gunz...

	*Being an Egonerd: Here are a few examples of how to be an egonerd and irritate the living shit out of gunz players. 1. Go to Gladiator(Preferable battle arena) 2. Stand on any pillar or where people can't hit you 3. Talk about all the [[basement_dweller\|pros]] you fought, basically showing off your e-dick. 4.??? 5. [[Profshit\|Profit]]

	*KS'ing: No, not kissing, you fag. Kill Stealing. A trolling technique that will provide many lulz in any mmo, especially one like this. Simply watch two fags "Duel" for a while (JUST LIEK IN [[Animu\|ANIME]], LOLS!), and jump in near the end and kill the weaker one. [[orgy\|Or kill them both]], whatever...		*KS'ing: No, not kissing, you fag. Kill Stealing. A trolling technique that will provide many lulz in any mmo, especially one like this. Simply watch two fags "Duel" for a while (JUST LIEK IN [[Animu\|ANIME]], LOLS!), and jump in near the end and kill the weaker one. [[orgy\|Or kill them both]], whatever...
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	*Kill a [[Elitist\|K-styler]]		*Kill a [[Elitist\|K-styler]]

	*Use daggers in [[srs_bsns\|Gladiator]]		*Marcos and Vulgar Language: You can make Macro's, and only a few curse words are blocked. Even the blocked ones can still be used, you just gotta use a 1 instead of an i or something like that. Keep the Gunz fanbase in mind when you make a macro, though. "Yiff in hell, Furfags" won't be as effective as you're used to. Try something like "SWORDS ARE FOR FAGS!" or "THIS GAME IS FOR VIRGIN QUEERS!"

	*Marcos and Vulgar Language: You can make Macro's, and only a few curse words are blocked. ~~[[cool_story_bro\|~~Even the blocked ones can still be used, you just gotta use a 1 instead of an i or something like that]]. Keep the Gunz fanbase in mind when you make a macro, though. "Yiff in hell, Furfags" won't be as effective as you're used to. Try something like "SWORDS ARE FOR FAGS!" or "THIS GAME IS FOR VIRGIN QUEERS!" ~~or "I OWN YOU WITH HACKS".~~

	* Use any type of machine gun, be labeled a "SPRAYR111!2!!!one" and have fun.		* Use any type of machine gun, be labeled a "SPRAYR111!2!!!one" and have fun.

	*Always tell people that you are recording them and will put their fail on youtube(If serious about this matter, hit F11). This will provoke comments like: "PAPARAZZI MUCH!!1?" or "LOLSTALKER" or "[[Internet_lawyer\|I'LL SUE YOU]]" or "[[Lies\|mhm do it, i don't care]]"

	All caps, damnit! [[ALL CAPS\|CAPS LOCK!]]		All caps, damnit! [[ALL CAPS\|CAPS LOCK!]]