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	!Class		!Class
	!~~Included~~ in		!Payable in GW1
			!Payable in GW2
	!Description		!Description
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	\|<center>'''Warrior'''</center>		\|<center>'''Warrior'''</center>
	\|[[File:Guild Wars 1 Logo.png\|30px]]~~ ~~[[File:Guild Wars 2 Logo.png\|30px]]		\|<center>[[File:Guild Wars 1 Logo.png\|30px]]</center>
			\|<center>[[File:Guild Wars 2 Logo.png\|30px]]</center>
	\|You can axe,sword,hammer fellas to death, but [[srsly]] though, you suffer from low [[self-esteem]]. Muscle-bound men in tight ass armor love you long time. Due to constant balancing patched released over the last few years this class has become effectively useless in game, which players will constantly point out to you as you play.		\|You can axe,sword,hammer fellas to death, but [[srsly]] though, you suffer from low [[self-esteem]]. Muscle-bound men in tight ass armor love you long time. Due to constant balancing patched released over the last few years this class has become effectively useless in game, which players will constantly point out to you as you play.
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	\|<center>'''Ranger'''</center>		\|<center>'''Ranger'''</center>
	\|[[File:Guild Wars 1 Logo.png\|30px]]~~ ~~[[File:Guild Wars 2 Logo.png\|30px]]		\|<center>[[File:Guild Wars 1 Logo.png\|30px]]</center>
			\|<center>[[File:Guild Wars 2 Logo.png\|30px]]</center>
	\|Other than the fact that you wield a bow with unlimited arrows, you can order a variety of animals to [[rape]] your enemies. If you happen to love rangers you are most likely a [[fag]] who runs around with your dick up your ass. Rangers are in fact [[homeless]]. If you happen to meet one [[irl]] (which is unlikely since you have never been outside), kick them in the nuts and see if they are able to block it.		\|Other than the fact that you wield a bow with unlimited arrows, you can order a variety of animals to [[rape]] your enemies. If you happen to love rangers you are most likely a [[fag]] who runs around with your dick up your ass. Rangers are in fact [[homeless]]. If you happen to meet one [[irl]] (which is unlikely since you have never been outside), kick them in the nuts and see if they are able to block it.
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	\|<center>'''Elementalist'''</center>		\|<center>'''Elementalist'''</center>
	\|[[File:Guild Wars 1 Logo.png\|30px]]~~ ~~[[File:Guild Wars 2 Logo.png\|30px]]		\|<center>[[File:Guild Wars 1 Logo.png\|30px]]</center>
			\|<center>[[File:Guild Wars 2 Logo.png\|30px]]</center>
	\|Use magical powers to kill people with fire. Also the most energetic class. When you see a naked female elementalist with a name like "Cute And Hor Ny" running around, you can always assume that, that is an actual girl is playing that character. They are the syborhoars of Guild Wars.		\|Use magical powers to kill people with fire. Also the most energetic class. When you see a naked female elementalist with a name like "Cute And Hor Ny" running around, you can always assume that, that is an actual girl is playing that character. They are the syborhoars of Guild Wars.
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	\|<center>'''Monk'''</center>		\|<center>'''Monk'''</center>
	\|[[File:Guild Wars 1 Logo.png\|30px]]		\|<center>[[File:Guild Wars 1 Logo.png\|30px]]</center>
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	\|Bald midgets who are always on your team (if you luv random arenas) that heals like a bitch. If you ever see more than one monk on the enemy's team, pull the plug and watch porn. If you ever have a monk on your team, quit the game and go suck a dick for it is most likely that monk will never heal your faggy ass. If you ever play a monk, be prepared by bending over and getting bitched at by teammates and enemies. But wait ! You don't always have to heal your allies, you can cast the infamous Ray Of Judgement/Jesus beam/Ion cannon or summon God's punishment on your targets and earn even more bitching by your allies. Are you running a monk in PVE? If you are then congratulations, not only are you actually wasting more time on your life than necessary, you have become the baddest bad-ass in the game.		\|Bald midgets who are always on your team (if you luv random arenas) that heals like a bitch. If you ever see more than one monk on the enemy's team, pull the plug and watch porn. If you ever have a monk on your team, quit the game and go suck a dick for it is most likely that monk will never heal your faggy ass. If you ever play a monk, be prepared by bending over and getting bitched at by teammates and enemies. But wait ! You don't always have to heal your allies, you can cast the infamous Ray Of Judgement/Jesus beam/Ion cannon or summon God's punishment on your targets and earn even more bitching by your allies. Are you running a monk in PVE? If you are then congratulations, not only are you actually wasting more time on your life than necessary, you have become the baddest bad-ass in the game.
	*Arenanet is so stupid, they named this profession "Monk", even though they are not monks, but are Clerics.		*Arenanet is so stupid, they named this profession "Monk", even though they are not monks, but are Clerics.
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	\|<center>'''Necromancer'''</center>		\|<center>'''Necromancer'''</center>
	\|[[File:Guild Wars 1 Logo.png\|30px]]~~ ~~[[File:Guild Wars 2 Logo.png\|30px]]		\|<center>[[File:Guild Wars 1 Logo.png\|30px]]</center>
			\|<center>[[File:Guild Wars 2 Logo.png\|30px]]</center>
	\|By far the most fucked up of all characters, you have [[over 9000]] sexually transmitted diseases, despite the fact that you have never been laid. You cut yourself in order to cast spells and hexes to damage your enemies. And hopefully if that actually kills someone(or something) you can insert your dick into that corpse to gain energy and make zombies(?!) or wells full of revolting [[shit]]. Necromancers are [[emofags]] very much like [[you]] who think [[My Chemical Romance]], [[buttsecks]] and bleeding wrists are awesome. Their dresscode is so indescribable, its like fashion for [[Transvestite\|transvestites]]. No matter how you look at Necromancers, you will picture [[sick fucks]] in your mind having shit down your eye sockets and cutting themselves while they do it.		\|By far the most fucked up of all characters, you have [[over 9000]] sexually transmitted diseases, despite the fact that you have never been laid. You cut yourself in order to cast spells and hexes to damage your enemies. And hopefully if that actually kills someone(or something) you can insert your dick into that corpse to gain energy and make zombies(?!) or wells full of revolting [[shit]]. Necromancers are [[emofags]] very much like [[you]] who think [[My Chemical Romance]], [[buttsecks]] and bleeding wrists are awesome. Their dresscode is so indescribable, its like fashion for [[Transvestite\|transvestites]]. No matter how you look at Necromancers, you will picture [[sick fucks]] in your mind having shit down your eye sockets and cutting themselves while they do it.
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	\|<center>'''Mesmer'''</center>		\|<center>'''Mesmer'''</center>
	\|[[File:Guild Wars 1 Logo.png\|30px]]~~ ~~[[File:Guild Wars 2 Logo.png\|30px]]		\|<center>[[File:Guild Wars 1 Logo.png\|30px]]</center>
			\|<center>[[File:Guild Wars 2 Logo.png\|30px]]</center>
	\|Mesmers are [[fugly]] people who wear masks to hide their identities(gayness). They operate by thinking out loud in order to screw [[n00bs]] up real good. People who play mesmers are usually veterans, so you can tell instantly that they have [[no life]]. Mesmers are really smart, for the fact that wearing a gay-ass shirt with a pair of pants(thank god), will make them impervious to all damage despite realizing that everyone is fighting a war on terror. All male mesmers have a mouthstache and a charming smile that'll make all the boys and girls want to get into their truck for free candy. Despite looking like the sexiest, and smartest [[whores]] of the sex industry, all female mesmers are [[trap\|traps]]. Female mesmers are actually big, fat, hairy men who cross-dress and are most likely furries who would gladly wear strap-ons and prey upon all their next unsuspecting victims. Players who choose this class worship <s>two lesbian sisters</s> lesbians.		\|Mesmers are [[fugly]] people who wear masks to hide their identities(gayness). They operate by thinking out loud in order to screw [[n00bs]] up real good. People who play mesmers are usually veterans, so you can tell instantly that they have [[no life]]. Mesmers are really smart, for the fact that wearing a gay-ass shirt with a pair of pants(thank god), will make them impervious to all damage despite realizing that everyone is fighting a war on terror. All male mesmers have a mouthstache and a charming smile that'll make all the boys and girls want to get into their truck for free candy. Despite looking like the sexiest, and smartest [[whores]] of the sex industry, all female mesmers are [[trap\|traps]]. Female mesmers are actually big, fat, hairy men who cross-dress and are most likely furries who would gladly wear strap-ons and prey upon all their next unsuspecting victims. Players who choose this class worship <s>two lesbian sisters</s> lesbians.
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	\|<center>'''Assassin'''</center>		\|<center>'''Assassin'''</center>
	\|[[File:Guild Wars 1 Logo.png\|30px]]'''*'''		\|<center>[[File:Guild Wars 1 Logo.png\|30px]]'''*'''</center>
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	\|Narutards that can hax and kill you with daggers. The [[shit]] part is, even though Assassins wield the tiniest weapons and weigh as much as [[Lindsay Lohan]], they are still able you knock you the fuck down and fuck you up real good. If you ever play as an Assassin, [[you]] have a [[Narutard]] fetish, suffer from smalldick syndrome and will most likely [[die alone]]. Note that all female assassins are flat, skanky [[whores]] and male assassins are pussy deflectors. Ninjas have already earned a bad reputation thanks to [[Naruto]] and Assasins in Guild Wars successfully tore another orifice and made ninjas even more awesome. This is the most overplayed class.		\|Narutards that can hax and kill you with daggers. The [[shit]] part is, even though Assassins wield the tiniest weapons and weigh as much as [[Lindsay Lohan]], they are still able you knock you the fuck down and fuck you up real good. If you ever play as an Assassin, [[you]] have a [[Narutard]] fetish, suffer from smalldick syndrome and will most likely [[die alone]]. Note that all female assassins are flat, skanky [[whores]] and male assassins are pussy deflectors. Ninjas have already earned a bad reputation thanks to [[Naruto]] and Assasins in Guild Wars successfully tore another orifice and made ninjas even more awesome. This is the most overplayed class.
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	\|<center>'''Ritualist'''</center>		\|<center>'''Ritualist'''</center>
	\|[[File:Guild Wars 1 Logo.png\|30px]]'''*'''		\|<center>[[File:Guild Wars 1 Logo.png\|30px]]'''*'''</center>
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	\|Effeminate men or Ugly women that wear Bondage gear, they can Commune with the dead to get their help in battle. They make ghost-whores, coffins of [[shit]] to break, and [[STD]]s for your weapon so you can share the [[fucktard]]ery.<br />		\|Effeminate men or Ugly women that wear Bondage gear, they can Commune with the dead to get their help in battle. They make ghost-whores, coffins of [[shit]] to break, and [[STD]]s for your weapon so you can share the [[fucktard]]ery.<br />
	If you are still as [[poor]] as fuck you might be able to afford this game [[shit\|''Nightfall'']], you can play as this '''black person''' class from the rich land of Elona. But [[srsly\|seriously]], who wants to play a game full of black person in a subcontinent recently plagued by [[AIDS]] caused by [[Satan]]? Sure, you get new skills but that only concludes that you have no life and barely enough money to afford a decent game.		If you are still as [[poor]] as fuck you might be able to afford this game [[shit\|''Nightfall'']], you can play as this '''black person''' class from the rich land of Elona. But [[srsly\|seriously]], who wants to play a game full of black person in a subcontinent recently plagued by [[AIDS]] caused by [[Satan]]? Sure, you get new skills but that only concludes that you have no life and barely enough money to afford a decent game.
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	\|<center>'''Paragon'''</center>		\|<center>'''Paragon'''</center>
	\|[[File:Guild Wars 1 Logo.png\|30px]]'''**'''		\|<center>[[File:Guild Wars 1 Logo.png\|30px]]'''**'''</center>
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	\|Spearchuckers that throw spears at people and shouts at people to make them fight better. <b>No one plays this class.</b>		\|Spearchuckers that throw spears at people and shouts at people to make them fight better. <b>No one plays this class.</b>
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	\|<center>'''Dervish'''</center>		\|<center>'''Dervish'''</center>
	\|[[File:Guild Wars 1 Logo.png\|30px]]'''**'''		\|<center>[[File:Guild Wars 1 Logo.png\|30px]]'''**'''</center>
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	\|Man-in-a-dress-wielding-a-mother-fucking-huge-sycthe. That's right, you get to wield a scythe and wear a hood which makes you [[cool]]. But in truth, despite having a scythe, you can't knock anyone the fuck down. [[Srsly]]. Makes the game ever more realistic. Despite trying to look like one bad-ass-motherfucker through that outfit which looks like a dress, [[you]] are a bedwetter,[[virgin]],coward,[[luser]], etc. etc..		\|Man-in-a-dress-wielding-a-mother-fucking-huge-sycthe. That's right, you get to wield a scythe and wear a hood which makes you [[cool]]. But in truth, despite having a scythe, you can't knock anyone the fuck down. [[Srsly]]. Makes the game ever more realistic. Despite trying to look like one bad-ass-motherfucker through that outfit which looks like a dress, [[you]] are a bedwetter,[[virgin]],coward,[[luser]], etc. etc..
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	\|<center>'''Engineer'''</center>		\|<center>'''Engineer'''</center>
	\|[[File:Guild Wars 2 Logo.png\|30px]]		\|
			\|<center>[[File:Guild Wars 2 Logo.png\|30px]]</center>
	\|Not to be confused with the WoW profession known as engineering, even though they are the same.		\|Not to be confused with the WoW profession known as engineering, even though they are the same.
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	\|<center>'''Thief'''</center>		\|<center>'''Thief'''</center>
	\|[[File:Guild Wars 2 Logo.png\|30px]]		\|
			\|<center>[[File:Guild Wars 2 Logo.png\|30px]]</center>
	\|Class commonly played by niggers, as it emulates their regular lifestyle of stealing.		\|Class commonly played by niggers, as it emulates their regular lifestyle of stealing.
	\|}		\|}

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	**Playing as either a Luxon or Kurzick		**Playing as either a Luxon or Kurzick

	*'''Nightfall''' - The third and final full campaign released, set in what appears to be a very white interpretation of ~~[[Negro\|~~Africa]], the game added the ability to add heroes, which act as a customizable character that is controlled by A.I, officially removing any reason to play with other human beings.		*'''Nightfall''' - The third and final full campaign released, set in what appears to be a very white interpretation of Africa, the game added the ability to add heroes, which act as a customizable character that is controlled by A.I, officially removing any reason to play with other human beings.

	*'''Eye of the North''' - The only true expansion to the game, having only content designed for fully leveled characters. The game is notable for adding next to nothing to the actual game, and being a huge waste of time.		*'''Eye of the North''' - The only true expansion to the game, having only content designed for fully leveled characters. The game is notable for adding next to nothing to the actual game, and being a huge waste of time.
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	\|[[File:Guild Wars 1 Logo.png\|30px]]'''*'''		\|[[File:Guild Wars 1 Logo.png\|30px]]'''*'''
	\|Effeminate men or Ugly women that wear Bondage gear, they can Commune with the dead to get their help in battle. They make ghost-whores, coffins of [[shit]] to break, and [[STD]]s for your weapon so you can share the [[fucktard]]ery.<br />		\|Effeminate men or Ugly women that wear Bondage gear, they can Commune with the dead to get their help in battle. They make ghost-whores, coffins of [[shit]] to break, and [[STD]]s for your weapon so you can share the [[fucktard]]ery.<br />
	If you are still as [[poor]] as fuck you might be able to afford this game [[shit\|''Nightfall'']], you can play as this '''black person''' class from the ~~[[LOL WUT\|~~rich]] land of ~~[[Africa\|~~Elona]]. But [[srsly\|seriously]], who wants to play a game full of black person in a subcontinent recently plagued by [[AIDS]] caused by [[Satan]]? Sure, ~~[[Shit nobody cares about\|~~you get new skills]] but that ~~[[fail\|~~only concludes that you have no life and barely enough money to afford a decent game.]]		If you are still as [[poor]] as fuck you might be able to afford this game [[shit\|''Nightfall'']], you can play as this '''black person''' class from the rich land of Elona. But [[srsly\|seriously]], who wants to play a game full of black person in a subcontinent recently plagued by [[AIDS]] caused by [[Satan]]? Sure, you get new skills but that only concludes that you have no life and barely enough money to afford a decent game.
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	\|<center>'''Paragon'''</center>		\|<center>'''Paragon'''</center>
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	While s/he was community manager, s/he mastered the art of spewing out endless bullshit and lying at every opportunity. To date, every statement s/he has ever made has been a lie, but [[narutard]]s and ugly fat chicks still believe everything s/he says.<sup>1</sup>		While s/he was community manager, s/he mastered the art of spewing out endless bullshit and lying at every opportunity. To date, every statement s/he has ever made has been a lie, but [[narutard]]s and ugly fat chicks still believe everything s/he says.<sup>1</sup>

	<s>Gaile</s> Fatass is now Support Liason and uses her GM powers to [[ban]] whoever she wants from the game at any time. Her [[banhammer]] powers even extend into the official Guild Wars Wiki, which fails more than the game. She also helps two [[ass pirate~~\|ass pirates~~]] named White Wasabi and Fall avoid bans in return for sucking her dick and kissing her asses. Since she took over support, Gaile converted ArenaNet into a [[Nazi]] training camp which perma-bans players for simply logging in.		<s>Gaile</s> Fatass is now Support Liason and uses her GM powers to [[ban]] whoever she wants from the game at any time. Her [[banhammer]] powers even extend into the official Guild Wars Wiki, which fails more than the game. She also helps two [[ass pirate]]s named White Wasabi and Fall avoid bans in return for sucking her dick and kissing her asses. Since she took over support, Gaile converted ArenaNet into a [[Nazi]] training camp which perma-bans players for simply logging in.

	<sup>1</sup>It is unknown whether or not Gaile is male or female. She has boobs that hang to the floor, but also has a dick for white wasabi to suck on. To be safe, refer to Gaile as "it".		<sup>1</sup>It is unknown whether or not Gaile is male or female. She has boobs that hang to the floor, but also has a dick for white wasabi to suck on. To be safe, refer to Gaile as "it".
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	*You can play as multiple, original races, including charr, white black person called Norn, Asura, and some things that were born from a tree.		*You can play as multiple, original races, including charr, white black person called Norn, Asura, and some things that were born from a tree.
	*You can jump.		*You can jump.
	*~~[[truth\|~~It's a WoW clone]]		*It's a WoW clone

	In addition, gracious owners of base Guild Wars will be entitled to exchange their years worth of ~~[[basement dweller\|~~wasting lives over claiming 'achievements']] for some useless GW2 ~~[[Crap\|~~titles]] that don't affect gameplay or make your character better in any way.		In addition, gracious owners of base Guild Wars will be entitled to exchange their years worth of wasting lives over claiming 'achievements' for some useless GW2 titles that don't affect gameplay or make your character better in any way.

	===IGN's best looking game of 2012===		===IGN's best looking game of 2012===
	[[File:Guild Wars 2 Shit Graphics.jpg\|thumb\|left\|Almost as good looking as Final Fantasy.. 6]][[File:Guild Wars 2 Shit Graphics4.jpg\|thumb\|Groundbreaking graphics. Except the ground which looks unconvincing like all hell.]]Since NCsoft couldn't develop a good looking game they decided that they would pay off the retards at IGN so that they would make it the best looking game of ~~[[lolwut\|~~2012]]. GW2 fags try to defend this shit, despite the gaming actually sporting worse textures than WoW and generally just looking like vomit. The character models are so poorly done that even the original [[Quake]] is laughing.		[[File:Guild Wars 2 Shit Graphics.jpg\|thumb\|left\|Almost as good looking as Final Fantasy.. 6]][[File:Guild Wars 2 Shit Graphics4.jpg\|thumb\|Groundbreaking graphics. Except the ground which looks unconvincing like all hell.]]Since NCsoft couldn't develop a good looking game they decided that they would pay off the retards at IGN so that they would make it the best looking game of 2012. GW2 fags try to defend this shit, despite the gaming actually sporting worse textures than WoW and generally just looking like vomit. The character models are so poorly done that even the original [[Quake]] is laughing.
	<center>[[File:Guild Wars 2 Shit Graphics2.jpg]]<br />		<center>[[File:Guild Wars 2 Shit Graphics2.jpg]]<br />
	'''Compare the face models and the ground textures, and the shit-ugly WoW is still victor'''<br /><br />		'''Compare the face models and the ground textures, and the shit-ugly WoW is still victor'''<br /><br />
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	==Guild Wars vs World of Warcraft==		==Guild Wars vs World of Warcraft==
	There are a few notable differences between Guild Wars and World of Warcraft:		There are a few notable differences between Guild Wars and World of Warcraft:
	#World of Warcraft ~~[[lie\|~~doesn't suck ass]].		#World of Warcraft doesn't suck ass.
	#People actually play World of Warcraft.		#People actually play World of Warcraft.
	#RuneScape is actually better than both of these. In all departments.		#RuneScape is actually better than both of these. In all departments.
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	==Grouping==		==Grouping==
	The ~~[[An Hero\|~~grouping system]] in Guild Wars is ~~[[Retarded\|~~totally awesome]], but ~~[[Truth\|~~nobody uses it because saying LFG in chat is easier.]] Actually, JewNet ripped off ~~[[Satan\|~~Diablo 2]]'s grouping system. Towns are actually [[Chat~~\|Chat Rooms~~]], and once you enter an area with your ~~[[LOLWUT\|~~8 man MMORPG team]], nobody else can come with you.		The grouping system in Guild Wars is totally awesome, but nobody uses it because saying LFG in chat is easier. Actually, JewNet ripped off Diablo 2's grouping system. Towns are actually [[Chat]] Rooms, and once you enter an area with your 8 man MMORPG team, nobody else can come with you.

	Most guilds in guild wars are filled with so many stupid shitters, they run overpowered ~~[[Nuke\|~~PvE skills]] and still lose at the first mob. This is because Guild Wars features ~~[[Internet\|~~technology that makes you stupid due to prolonged exposure.]] If Guild Wars was a Mario Bros game, most guilds wouldn't be smart enough to find the start button.		Most guilds in guild wars are filled with so many stupid shitters, they run overpowered PvE skills and still lose at the first mob. This is because Guild Wars features technology that makes you stupid due to prolonged exposure. If Guild Wars was a Mario Bros game, most guilds wouldn't be smart enough to find the start button.

	A typical workaround of playing with other dumbshit players is to hire [[Prostitute]]s to [[Rape]] the enemies for you while you [[Fap]]. The second advantage of using this strategy is that when Anet gives their fail servers [[Buttsecks]] and ~~[[Truth\|~~kick everybody out of the game]], your heroes ~~[[Exploding Van\|~~blow everything the fuck up]], and in the ~~[[Never\|~~rare chance the game lets you reconnect]], you can Jew.		A typical workaround of playing with other dumbshit players is to hire [[Prostitute]]s to [[Rape]] the enemies for you while you [[Fap]]. The second advantage of using this strategy is that when Anet gives their fail servers [[Buttsecks]] and kick everybody out of the game, your heroes blow everything the fuck up, and in the rare chance the game lets you reconnect, you can Jew.

	==Speed Clears==		==Speed Clears==
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	'''''Alternative method:'''''		'''''Alternative method:'''''

	1. Make a build centered around nothing but keeping ~~[[hax\|~~yourself alive via self heals, teleports, and resurrecting people]].		1. Make a build centered around nothing but keeping yourself alive via self heals, teleports, and resurrecting people.

	2. Go to Random arena		2. Go to Random arena

	3. ~~[[troll\|~~Force matches to go on for as long as possible]]; refer to the following [[Youtube\|Jewtube]] for an example of this in action.		3. Force matches to go on for as long as possible]]; refer to the following [[Youtube\|Jewtube]] for an example of this in action.
	<center><youtube>VQ0NeyUgYQw</youtube></center>		<center><youtube>VQ0NeyUgYQw</youtube></center>

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	Chat trolling:		Chat trolling:
	*Usual occasion for this type of entertainment relies on the flow of inexperienced/new players. You can find these lying around all over Pre-searing Ascalon(GW Prophecies), Shing-Jea monastery(GW Factions) and ~~[[Ghetto\|~~Kamadan]](Nightfall). Sole action of honest commenting on retarded posts should be enough to ignite a shitstorm.		*Usual occasion for this type of entertainment relies on the flow of inexperienced/new players. You can find these lying around all over Pre-searing Ascalon(GW Prophecies), Shing-Jea monastery(GW Factions) and Kamadan(Nightfall). Sole action of honest commenting on retarded posts should be enough to ignite a shitstorm.
	*Pre-Searing Ascalon, due to its detached and hermetic nature, is full of players who prefer to remain in that one place forever as it is the only place where they can actually get anyone to talk with them. For that reason this section of Guild Wars resembles a forum, only this time cybersex receives graphic dimension. Use your knowledge gained upon trolling usual forums. Same effect, only enriched with a 3D hint on what your casual trolling might be causing on the other side of tubes.		*Pre-Searing Ascalon, due to its detached and hermetic nature, is full of players who prefer to remain in that one place forever as it is the only place where they can actually get anyone to talk with them. For that reason this section of Guild Wars resembles a forum, only this time cybersex receives graphic dimension. Use your knowledge gained upon trolling usual forums. Same effect, only enriched with a 3D hint on what your casual trolling might be causing on the other side of tubes.
	*Visit American districts and unleash any topic regarding religion and politics.		*Visit American districts and unleash any topic regarding religion and politics.
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	Team trolling:		Team trolling:
	*<s>While on mission, pay attention to the minimap. It is useful to determine the location of enemy, as well as ~~[[oh exploitable\|~~drawing marks such as further route]]. Now use your awesome MS-paint art skills and draw some meaningless shit on the minimap! For maximum effect try to scribble all over it up to the point of making entire map impossible to read. Bonus points if it becomes the only reason for failing entire mission.</s> A fucking 8-year-old noob wrote that. These people LOVE IT when you mess with the mini map. IT MAKES THEIR FUCKING DAY! These people can't get enough of that shit. Don't even bother.		*<s>While on mission, pay attention to the minimap. It is useful to determine the location of enemy, as well as drawing marks such as further route. Now use your awesome MS-paint art skills and draw some meaningless shit on the minimap! For maximum effect try to scribble all over it up to the point of making entire map impossible to read. Bonus points if it becomes the only reason for failing entire mission.</s> A fucking 8-year-old noob wrote that. These people LOVE IT when you mess with the mini map. IT MAKES THEIR FUCKING DAY! These people can't get enough of that shit. Don't even bother.
	*Do everything that disables people from claiming elite skills from fallen bosses (players will usually inform the team that they want to claim this or that skill while on mission).\		*Do everything that disables people from claiming elite skills from fallen bosses (players will usually inform the team that they want to claim this or that skill while on mission).\
	*Go to Random Arenas on a ~~[[Emo\|~~necro]]. Bring Aura of the Lich (It ~~[[LOLWUT\|~~spawns skeletons out of thin air]]) and ~~[[Terrorist\|~~Illusion of Weakness]]. When you get a group, summon your minions, then kill yourself and watch your minions kill your team. Call them noobs for dying before the gates even open. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jNkRaLlwiU&feature=related Here is an example].		*Go to Random Arenas on a necro. Bring Aura of the Lich (It spawns skeletons out of thin air) and Illusion of Weakness. When you get a group, summon your minions, then kill yourself and watch your minions kill your team. Call them noobs for dying before the gates even open. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jNkRaLlwiU&feature=related Here is an example].

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	'''''Guild Wars''''' is a structured PvP [[MMORPG]] that Arenanet decided to mainly market as a casual PvE game because making these two groups play together is a good idea. To alleviate the shitness of the game, Arena-net placed a hotkey that links specifically to the Guild Wars Wiki which in turn links to PvX wiki, which when combined will remove all responsibility to form a coherent thought since there is no gameplay.		'''''Guild Wars''''' is a structured PvP [[MMORPG]] that Arenanet decided to mainly market as a casual PvE game because making these two groups play together is a good idea. To alleviate the shitness of the game, Arena-net placed a hotkey that links specifically to the Guild Wars Wiki which in turn links to PvX wiki, which when combined will remove all responsibility to form a coherent thought since there is no gameplay.

	Effectively [[dead]] since the day it was released, the games PvP is now structured around a skilled playerbase of 15 people, causing guild battles to be uneven (minimum of 16 players required, unless you use bots, in which case you only need 8 people), and championship matches to contain players from the same guild on opposite sides. The company who created Guild Wars, Arena Net swears that they will keep Guild Wars servers open for as long as even one person is playing. Speaking of this eventuality as though it is a distant reality~~, this declaration~~ has further proven that ~~Arena Net~~ is staffed by monkeys who shit their pants at least four times per day as they have lost control of all bodily functions and live their lives rolling round in their own [[ shit \|feces]].		Effectively [[dead]] since the day it was released, the games PvP is now structured around a skilled playerbase of 15 people, causing guild battles to be uneven (minimum of 16 players required, unless you use bots, in which case you only need 8 people), and championship matches to contain players from the same guild on opposite sides. The company who created Guild Wars, Arena Net swears that they will keep Guild Wars servers open for as long as even one person is playing. Speaking of this eventuality as though it is a distant reality has further proven that ArenaNet is staffed by monkeys, who shit their pants at least four times per day; as they have lost control of all bodily functions and live their lives rolling round in their own [[shit\|feces]].

	== The Campaigns ==		== The Campaigns ==
	In an effort to force people to buy the same game 3 times, Guild wars is classed into three completely distinct campaigns, during the development of the fourth campaign, they realized that they could make more money by instead slapping together what they ~~[[ \|~~had~~]] now~~ and releasing it as an "expansion", and then promise that they were developing a whole new game that would require the new expansion to receive bonuses, effectively making people buy two products.		In an effort to force people to buy the same game 3 times, Guild wars is classed into three completely distinct campaigns, during the development of the fourth campaign, they realized that they could make more money by instead slapping together what they had and releasing it as an "expansion", and then promise that they were developing a whole new game that would require the new expansion to receive bonuses, effectively making people buy two products.

	*'''Prophecies''' - The first game released, originally ~~titles~~ Guild wars, the prophecies moniker was later added when they realized that instead of releasing free content like most MMO's, they could just repackage the ~~game~~ game but give it a different backdrop. The game is set primarily in the continent Kryta, which is also the name of the planet that the games are set on because they didn't have enough foresight to write in the possibility that the game would be expanded.		*'''Prophecies''' - The first game released, originally titled Guild wars, the prophecies moniker was later added when they realized that instead of releasing free content like most MMO's, they could just repackage the same game but give it a different backdrop. The game is set primarily in the continent Kryta, which is also the name of the planet that the games are set on, because they didn't have enough foresight to write in the possibility that the game would be expanded.

	*'''Factions''' - The second campaign released, it added cutting edge innovations into the game including		*'''Factions''' - The second campaign released, it added cutting edge innovations into the game including
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	== How to Win at Guild Wars ==		== How to Win at Guild Wars ==
	~~<center>~~		# Ask your parents for an allowance so you can afford WoW.
	~~<youtube>UEeDT928m5E</youtube>~~		# That is it.

	~~Literally everything you need to know about Guild Wars~~ is ~~summed up in this video~~.
	~~</center>~~

	== Common Beliefs Among GW Players ==		== Common Beliefs Among GW Players ==

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imported>Cobaltcat: Sorted the classes a bit. Needs a bit of work, but I don't know anything about the game. Also too many Pipelines. I am looking at you Nujen.

2014-01-13T14:35:27Z

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	==Classes==		==Classes==
	*'''[[Internet Tough Guy\|Warrior]]''' ~~- You can axe~~,sword,hammer fellas to death, but [[srsly]] though, you suffer from low [[self-esteem]]. Muscle-bound men in tight ass armor love you long time. Due to constant balancing patched released over the last few years this class has become effectively [[Truth\|useless]] in game, which [[Fag\|players]] will constantly point out to you as you play.		{\| class="wikitable"
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	*'''[[Hippie\|Ranger]]''' - Other than the fact that you wield a bow with [[fap\|unlimited arrows]], you can order a variety of animals to [[rape]] your enemies. If you happen to love rangers you are most likely a [[fag]] who runs around with your dick up your ass. Rangers are in fact [[homeless]]. If you happen to meet one [[irl]] (which is unlikely since you have never been outside), kick them in the nuts and see if they are able to block it.		!Class
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	*'''[[A_frank_discussion_of_mental_illness\|Elementalist]]''' - Use [[lame\|magical]] powers to [[Kill it with fire\|kill people with fire]]. Also the most [[ADHD\|energetic]] class. When you see a naked female elementalist with a name like "Cute And Hor Ny" running around, you can always assume that, that is an actual girl is playing that character. They are the syborhoars of Guild Wars.		!Description
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	*'''[[Christian\|Monk]]''' - Bald midgets who are [[never\|always]] on your team (if you luv random arenas) that heals like a bitch. If you ever see more than one monk on the enemy's team, [[win\|pull the plug and watch porn]]. If you ever have a monk on your team, [[win\|quit the game and go suck a dick]] for it is most likely that monk will never heal your faggy ass. If you ever play a monk, be prepared by [[Buttsecks\|bending over and getting bitched at by teammates and enemies]]. But wait ! You don't always have to heal [[you don't have any friends\|your allies]], you can cast the infamous [[IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER\|Ray Of Judgement/Jesus beam/Ion cannon]] or [[Pope Benedict XVI\|summon God's punishment]] on your targets and earn even more bitching by [[you don't have any friends\|your allies]]. Are you running a monk in [[real life\|PVE]]? If you are then congratulations, not only are you actually wasting more time on your life than necessary, you have become [[Fuck My Life\|the baddest bad-ass in the game]].		\|<center>'''[[Internet Tough Guy\|Warrior]]'''</center>
	**[[Shit nobody cares about\|Arenanet is so stupid, they named this profession "Monk", even though they are not monks, but are Clerics]].		\|[[File:Guild Wars 1 Logo.png\|30px]] [[File:Guild Wars 2 Logo.png\|30px]]
			\|You can axe,sword,hammer fellas to death, but [[srsly]] though, you suffer from low [[self-esteem]]. Muscle-bound men in tight ass armor love you long time. Due to constant balancing patched released over the last few years this class has become effectively [[Truth\|useless]] in game, which [[Fag\|players]] will constantly point out to you as you play.
	*'''[[Emo\|Necromancer]]''' ~~- By far~~ the most fucked up of all characters, you have [[over 9000]] sexually transmitted diseases, despite the fact that [[virgin\|you have never been laid.]] You [[emo\|cut yourself]] in order to [[attention whore\|cast spells and hexes]] to damage [[you\|your enemies]]. And hopefully if that actually kills someone(or something) you can insert your dick into that [[necrophilia\|corpse]] to gain energy and make zombies(?!) or wells full of revolting [[shit]]. Necromancers are [[emofags]] very much like [[you]] who think [[My Chemical Romance]], [[buttsecks]] and bleeding wrists are [[fail\|awesome]]. Their dresscode is so indescribable, its like fashion for [[Transvestite\|transvestites]]. No matter how you look at Necromancers, you will picture [[sick fucks]] in your mind having [[Vomit\|shit down your eye sockets]] and [[emo\|cutting themselves]] while they do it.		\|-
			\|<center>'''[[Hippie\|Ranger]]'''</center>
	*'''[[Mindfuck\|Mesmer]]''' - Mesmers are [[fugly\|good looking]] people who wear masks to [[/b/\|hide their identities(gayness)]]. They operate by thinking out loud in order to screw [[n00bs]] up real good. People who play mesmers are usually veterans, so you can tell instantly that they have [[no life]]. Mesmers are really [[retard\|smart]], for the fact that wearing a gay-ass shirt with a pair of pants(thank god), will make them impervious to all damage despite realizing that [[shit nobody cares about\|everyone is fighting a war on terror]]. All male mesmers have a mouthstache and a [[perverted\|charming]] smile that'll make all the [[loli\|boys and girls]] want to [[pedophile\|get into their truck for free candy]]. Despite looking like the sexiest, and smartest [[whores]] of the sex industry, all female mesmers are [[trap\|traps]]. [[U MAD\|Female mesmers are actually big, fat, hairy men who cross-dress and are most likely furries who would gladly wear strap-ons and prey upon all their next unsuspecting victims.]] Players who choose this class worship <s>two lesbian sisters</s> lesbians.		\|[[File:Guild Wars 1 Logo.png\|30px]] [[File:Guild Wars 2 Logo.png\|30px]]
			\|Other than the fact that you wield a bow with [[fap\|unlimited arrows]], you can order a variety of animals to [[rape]] your enemies. If you happen to love rangers you are most likely a [[fag]] who runs around with your dick up your ass. Rangers are in fact [[homeless]]. If you happen to meet one [[irl]] (which is unlikely since you have never been outside), kick them in the nuts and see if they are able to block it.
	*'''[[~~Lie~~\|~~Space Imp~~]]''' ~~- Space imps are arguably the most effective class in~~ Guild Wars~~, and also the most popular~~. Utilizing a series of explosives and rocket propelled weapons the space imp is one of the most devastating ranged classes available. Male Space Imps can be recognized by there large bowler hats and propensity for rather stylish attire, while female space imps generally wear a wide variety of Victorian era dresses and can be seen applying Mercury based Makeup.		\|-
			\|<center>'''[[A_frank_discussion_of_mental_illness\|Elementalist]]'''</center>
	*'''[[~~Naruto~~\|~~Assassin]]''' - Narutards that can [[hax\|teleport~~]] and kill you with [[penis\|daggers]]. The [[shit]] part is, even though Assassins wield the tiniest weapons and weigh as much as [[Lindsay Lohan]], they are still able you [[wtf\|knock you the fuck down]] and fuck you up real good. If you ever play as an Assassin, [[you]] have a [[Narutard]] fetish, suffer from smalldick syndrome and will most likely [[die alone]]. Note that all female assassins are flat, skanky [[whores\|trap]] and male assassins are pussy deflectors. Ninjas have already earned a bad reputation thanks to [[Naruto]] and Assasins in Guild Wars successfully tore another orifice and made ninjas even more [[lame\|awesome]]. This is the most overplayed class.		\|[[File:Guild Wars 1 Logo.png\|30px]] [[File:Guild Wars 2 Logo.png\|30px]]
			\|Use [[lame\|magical]] powers to [[Kill it with fire\|kill people with fire]]. Also the most [[ADHD\|energetic]] class. When you see a naked female elementalist with a name like "Cute And Hor Ny" running around, you can always assume that, that is an actual girl is playing that character. They are the syborhoars of Guild Wars.
	*'''[[Necrophilia\|Ritualist]]''' - [[~~Asian\|~~Effeminate men]] or [[Asian\|Ugly women]] that wear Bondage gear, they can [[Chat\|Commune]] with the dead to get their help in battle. They make ghost-whores, coffins of [[shit]] to break, and [[STD]]s for your weapon so you can share the [[fucktard]]ery.		\|-
			\|<center>'''[[Christian\|Monk]]'''</center>
	::If you are [[poor\|still as poor as fuck]] you might be able to afford this game [[shit\|''Nightfall'']], you can play as this '''black person''' class from the [[LOL WUT\|rich]] land of [[Africa\|Elona]]. But [[srsly\|seriously]], who wants to play a game full of black person in a subcontinent recently plagued by [[AIDS]] caused by [[Satan]]? Sure, [[Shit nobody cares about\|you get new skills]] but that [[fail\|only concludes that you have no life and barely enough money to afford a decent game.]]		\|[[File:Guild Wars 1 Logo.png\|30px]]
			\|Bald midgets who are [[never\|always]] on your team (if you luv random arenas) that heals like a bitch. If you ever see more than one monk on the enemy's team, [[win\|pull the plug and watch porn]]. If you ever have a monk on your team, [[win\|quit the game and go suck a dick]] for it is most likely that monk will never heal your faggy ass. If you ever play a monk, be prepared by [[Buttsecks\|bending over and getting bitched at by teammates and enemies]]. But wait ! You don't always have to heal [[you don't have any friends\|your allies]], you can cast the infamous [[IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER\|Ray Of Judgement/Jesus beam/Ion cannon]] or [[Pope Benedict XVI\|summon God's punishment]] on your targets and earn even more bitching by [[you don't have any friends\|your allies]]. Are you running a monk in [[real life\|PVE]]? If you are then congratulations, not only are you actually wasting more time on your life than necessary, you have become [[Fuck My Life\|the baddest bad-ass in the game]].
	*'''[[Penis\|Paragon]]''' - Spearchuckers that throw [[Dildo\|spears]] at people and [[LOL WUT\|shouts at people to make them fight better]]. <b>[[fact\|No one plays this class.]]</b>		*[[Shit nobody cares about\|Arenanet is so stupid, they named this profession "Monk", even though they are not monks, but are Clerics]].
	*'''[[Trap\|Dervish]]''' - Man-in-a-dress-wielding-a-mother-fucking-huge-sycthe. That's right, you get to wield a scythe and wear a hood which makes you [[cool]]. But in truth, despite having a scythe, you [[wtf\|can't knock anyone the fuck down]]. [[Srsly]]. Makes the game ever more [[fake\|realistic]]. Despite trying to look like one [[internet tough guy\|bad-ass-motherfucker]] through that outfit which looks like a dress, [[you]] are a bedwetter,[[virgin]],coward,[[luser]], etc. etc..		\|-
			\|<center>'''[[Emo\|Necromancer]]'''</center>
			\|[[File:Guild Wars 1 Logo.png\|30px]] [[File:Guild Wars 2 Logo.png\|30px]]
			\|By far the most fucked up of all characters, you have [[over 9000]] sexually transmitted diseases, despite the fact that [[virgin\|you have never been laid.]] You [[emo\|cut yourself]] in order to [[attention whore\|cast spells and hexes]] to damage [[you\|your enemies]]. And hopefully if that actually kills someone(or something) you can insert your dick into that [[necrophilia\|corpse]] to gain energy and make zombies(?!) or wells full of revolting [[shit]]. Necromancers are [[emofags]] very much like [[you]] who think [[My Chemical Romance]], [[buttsecks]] and bleeding wrists are [[fail\|awesome]]. Their dresscode is so indescribable, its like fashion for [[Transvestite\|transvestites]]. No matter how you look at Necromancers, you will picture [[sick fucks]] in your mind having [[Vomit\|shit down your eye sockets]] and [[emo\|cutting themselves]] while they do it.
			\|-
			\|<center>'''[[Mindfuck\|Mesmer]]'''</center>
			\|[[File:Guild Wars 1 Logo.png\|30px]] [[File:Guild Wars 2 Logo.png\|30px]]
			\|Mesmers are [[fugly\|good looking]] people who wear masks to [[/b/\|hide their identities(gayness)]]. They operate by thinking out loud in order to screw [[n00bs]] up real good. People who play mesmers are usually veterans, so you can tell instantly that they have [[no life]]. Mesmers are really [[retard\|smart]], for the fact that wearing a gay-ass shirt with a pair of pants(thank god), will make them impervious to all damage despite realizing that [[shit nobody cares about\|everyone is fighting a war on terror]]. All male mesmers have a mouthstache and a [[perverted\|charming]] smile that'll make all the [[loli\|boys and girls]] want to [[pedophile\|get into their truck for free candy]]. Despite looking like the sexiest, and smartest [[whores]] of the sex industry, all female mesmers are [[trap\|traps]]. [[U MAD\|Female mesmers are actually big, fat, hairy men who cross-dress and are most likely furries who would gladly wear strap-ons and prey upon all their next unsuspecting victims.]] Players who choose this class worship <s>two lesbian sisters</s> lesbians.
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			\|<center>'''[[Naruto\|Assassin]]'''</center>
			\|[[File:Guild Wars 1 Logo.png\|30px]]'''*'''
			\|Narutards that can [[hax\|teleport]] and kill you with [[penis\|daggers]]. The [[shit]] part is, even though Assassins wield the tiniest weapons and weigh as much as [[Lindsay Lohan]], they are still able you [[wtf\|knock you the fuck down]] and fuck you up real good. If you ever play as an Assassin, [[you]] have a [[Narutard]] fetish, suffer from smalldick syndrome and will most likely [[die alone]]. Note that all female assassins are flat, skanky [[whores\|trap]] and male assassins are pussy deflectors. Ninjas have already earned a bad reputation thanks to [[Naruto]] and Assasins in Guild Wars successfully tore another orifice and made ninjas even more [[lame\|awesome]]. This is the most overplayed class.
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			\|<center>'''[[Necrophilia\|Ritualist]]'''</center>
			\|[[File:Guild Wars 1 Logo.png\|30px]]'''*'''
			\|[[Asian\|Effeminate men]] or [[Asian\|Ugly women]] that wear Bondage gear, they can [[Chat\|Commune]] with the dead to get their help in battle. They make ghost-whores, coffins of [[shit]] to break, and [[STD]]s for your weapon so you can share the [[fucktard]]ery.<br />
			If you are [[poor\|still as poor as fuck]] you might be able to afford this game [[shit\|''Nightfall'']], you can play as this '''black person''' class from the [[LOL WUT\|rich]] land of [[Africa\|Elona]]. But [[srsly\|seriously]], who wants to play a game full of black person in a subcontinent recently plagued by [[AIDS]] caused by [[Satan]]? Sure, [[Shit nobody cares about\|you get new skills]] but that [[fail\|only concludes that you have no life and barely enough money to afford a decent game.]]
			\|-
			\|<center>'''[[Penis\|Paragon]]'''</center>
			\|[[File:Guild Wars 1 Logo.png\|30px]]'''**'''
			\|Spearchuckers that throw [[Dildo\|spears]] at people and [[LOL WUT\|shouts at people to make them fight better]]. <b>[[fact\|No one plays this class.]]</b>
			\|-
			\|<center>'''[[Trap\|Dervish]]'''</center>
			\|[[File:Guild Wars 1 Logo.png\|30px]]'''**'''
			\|Man-in-a-dress-wielding-a-mother-fucking-huge-sycthe. That's right, you get to wield a scythe and wear a hood which makes you [[cool]]. But in truth, despite having a scythe, you [[wtf\|can't knock anyone the fuck down]]. [[Srsly]]. Makes the game ever more [[fake\|realistic]]. Despite trying to look like one [[internet tough guy\|bad-ass-motherfucker]] through that outfit which looks like a dress, [[you]] are a bedwetter,[[virgin]],coward,[[luser]], etc. etc..
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			\|<center>'''[[Bomb\|Engineer]]'''</center>
			\|[[File:Guild Wars 2 Logo.png\|30px]]
			\|Not to be confused with the WoW profession known as engineering, even though they are the same.
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			\|<center>'''[[Nigger\|Thief]]'''</center>
			\|[[File:Guild Wars 2 Logo.png\|30px]]
			\|Class commonly played by niggers, as it emulates their regular lifestyle of stealing.
			\|}
			<nowiki>*</nowiki>'''You need to buy an expansion to play this class.'''<br />
			<nowiki>**</nowiki>'''You need to buy moar expansions to play this class.'''<br />

	==In game store==		==In game store==

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2014-01-12T20:22:35Z

Moved some shit from GW2 here, I will merge the articles later. I just need to figure out a clever way to include races and classes from 1&2 into a clever table or something.

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	==''Guild Wars 2''==		==''Guild Wars 2''==
	<table class="shortcutbox noprint" style="border: 1px solid #aaa; background: #fff; margin: .75em; padding: 3px; text-align: center;"><tr><th style="border: none; background: transparent;" class="plainlist"><small>Shortcut: [[Guild Wars ~~2\|<span style="color:#0000FF">Guild Wars 2</span>]]</small></th></tr></table>~~		Known as Guild Wars Electric Boogaloo as nobody wanted this shitty game released except the piss-poor WoW haters, who secretly wish they were playing that abomination instead, but their parents can't afford to buy it for them, so this is their only contact with the outside world.

	~~Arenanet announced ''Guild Wars 2'' [[last Thursday\|a while ago]]~~:		The game features the follow new exciting features:

	~~''Guild Wars 2'' will be the same as ''Guild Wars'' with a few exceptions:~~
	*You can jump.		*You can jump.
	*<s>You have one [[slave]] instead of 3 [[An hero\|heroes]].</s> This feature has reportedly been removed.		*<s>You have one [[slave]] instead of 3 [[An hero\|heroes]].</s> This feature has reportedly been removed.
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	In addition, gracious owners of base Guild Wars will be entitled to exchange their years worth of [[basement dweller\|wasting lives over claiming 'achievements']] for some useless GW2 [[Crap\|titles]] that don't affect gameplay or make your character better in any way.		In addition, gracious owners of base Guild Wars will be entitled to exchange their years worth of [[basement dweller\|wasting lives over claiming 'achievements']] for some useless GW2 [[Crap\|titles]] that don't affect gameplay or make your character better in any way.

			===IGN's best looking game of 2012===
			[[File:Guild Wars 2 Shit Graphics.jpg\|thumb\|left\|Almost as good looking as Final Fantasy.. 6]][[File:Guild Wars 2 Shit Graphics4.jpg\|thumb\|Groundbreaking graphics. Except the ground which looks unconvincing like all hell.]]Since NCsoft couldn't develop a good looking game they decided that they would pay off the retards at IGN so that they would make it the best looking game of [[lolwut\|2012]]. GW2 fags try to defend this shit, despite the gaming actually sporting worse textures than WoW and generally just looking like vomit. The character models are so poorly done that even the original [[Quake]] is laughing.
			<center>[[File:Guild Wars 2 Shit Graphics2.jpg]]<br />
			'''Compare the face models and the ground textures, and the shit-ugly WoW is still victor'''<br /><br />
			[[File:Guild Wars 2 Shit Graphics3.jpg\|400px]]<br />
			'''Wow so edgy. Looks almost like a bad-looking PS1 game'''<br /><br /></center>

	==Guild Wars vs World of Warcraft==		==Guild Wars vs World of Warcraft==

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	==Classes==		==Classes==
	*'''[[Internet Tough Guy\|Warrior]]''' ~~- You can axe~~,sword,hammer fellas to death, but [[srsly]] though, you suffer from low [[self-esteem]]. Muscle-bound men in tight ass armor love you long time. Due to constant balancing patched released over the last few years this class has become effectively [[Truth\|useless]] in game, which [[Fag\|players]] will constantly point out to you as you play.		{\| class="wikitable"
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	*'''[[Hippie\|Ranger]]''' - Other than the fact that you wield a bow with [[fap\|unlimited arrows]], you can order a variety of animals to [[rape]] your enemies. If you happen to love rangers you are most likely a [[fag]] who runs around with your dick up your ass. Rangers are in fact [[homeless]]. If you happen to meet one [[irl]] (which is unlikely since you have never been outside), kick them in the nuts and see if they are able to block it.		!Class
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	*'''[[A_frank_discussion_of_mental_illness\|Elementalist]]''' - Use [[lame\|magical]] powers to [[Kill it with fire\|kill people with fire]]. Also the most [[ADHD\|energetic]] class. When you see a naked female elementalist with a name like "Cute And Hor Ny" running around, you can always assume that, that is an actual girl is playing that character. They are the syborhoars of Guild Wars.		!Description
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	*'''[[Christian\|Monk]]''' - Bald midgets who are [[never\|always]] on your team (if you luv random arenas) that heals like a bitch. If you ever see more than one monk on the enemy's team, [[win\|pull the plug and watch porn]]. If you ever have a monk on your team, [[win\|quit the game and go suck a dick]] for it is most likely that monk will never heal your faggy ass. If you ever play a monk, be prepared by [[Buttsecks\|bending over and getting bitched at by teammates and enemies]]. But wait ! You don't always have to heal [[you don't have any friends\|your allies]], you can cast the infamous [[IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER\|Ray Of Judgement/Jesus beam/Ion cannon]] or [[Pope Benedict XVI\|summon God's punishment]] on your targets and earn even more bitching by [[you don't have any friends\|your allies]]. Are you running a monk in [[real life\|PVE]]? If you are then congratulations, not only are you actually wasting more time on your life than necessary, you have become [[Fuck My Life\|the baddest bad-ass in the game]].		\|<center>'''[[Internet Tough Guy\|Warrior]]'''</center>
	**[[Shit nobody cares about\|Arenanet is so stupid, they named this profession "Monk", even though they are not monks, but are Clerics]].		\|[[File:Guild Wars 1 Logo.png\|30px]] [[File:Guild Wars 2 Logo.png\|30px]]
			\|You can axe,sword,hammer fellas to death, but [[srsly]] though, you suffer from low [[self-esteem]]. Muscle-bound men in tight ass armor love you long time. Due to constant balancing patched released over the last few years this class has become effectively [[Truth\|useless]] in game, which [[Fag\|players]] will constantly point out to you as you play.
	*'''[[Emo\|Necromancer]]''' ~~- By far~~ the most fucked up of all characters, you have [[over 9000]] sexually transmitted diseases, despite the fact that [[virgin\|you have never been laid.]] You [[emo\|cut yourself]] in order to [[attention whore\|cast spells and hexes]] to damage [[you\|your enemies]]. And hopefully if that actually kills someone(or something) you can insert your dick into that [[necrophilia\|corpse]] to gain energy and make zombies(?!) or wells full of revolting [[shit]]. Necromancers are [[emofags]] very much like [[you]] who think [[My Chemical Romance]], [[buttsecks]] and bleeding wrists are [[fail\|awesome]]. Their dresscode is so indescribable, its like fashion for [[Transvestite\|transvestites]]. No matter how you look at Necromancers, you will picture [[sick fucks]] in your mind having [[Vomit\|shit down your eye sockets]] and [[emo\|cutting themselves]] while they do it.		\|-
			\|<center>'''[[Hippie\|Ranger]]'''</center>
	*'''[[Mindfuck\|Mesmer]]''' - Mesmers are [[fugly\|good looking]] people who wear masks to [[/b/\|hide their identities(gayness)]]. They operate by thinking out loud in order to screw [[n00bs]] up real good. People who play mesmers are usually veterans, so you can tell instantly that they have [[no life]]. Mesmers are really [[retard\|smart]], for the fact that wearing a gay-ass shirt with a pair of pants(thank god), will make them impervious to all damage despite realizing that [[shit nobody cares about\|everyone is fighting a war on terror]]. All male mesmers have a mouthstache and a [[perverted\|charming]] smile that'll make all the [[loli\|boys and girls]] want to [[pedophile\|get into their truck for free candy]]. Despite looking like the sexiest, and smartest [[whores]] of the sex industry, all female mesmers are [[trap\|traps]]. [[U MAD\|Female mesmers are actually big, fat, hairy men who cross-dress and are most likely furries who would gladly wear strap-ons and prey upon all their next unsuspecting victims.]] Players who choose this class worship <s>two lesbian sisters</s> lesbians.		\|[[File:Guild Wars 1 Logo.png\|30px]] [[File:Guild Wars 2 Logo.png\|30px]]
			\|Other than the fact that you wield a bow with [[fap\|unlimited arrows]], you can order a variety of animals to [[rape]] your enemies. If you happen to love rangers you are most likely a [[fag]] who runs around with your dick up your ass. Rangers are in fact [[homeless]]. If you happen to meet one [[irl]] (which is unlikely since you have never been outside), kick them in the nuts and see if they are able to block it.
	*'''[[~~Lie~~\|~~Space Imp~~]]''' ~~- Space imps are arguably the most effective class in~~ Guild Wars~~, and also the most popular~~. Utilizing a series of explosives and rocket propelled weapons the space imp is one of the most devastating ranged classes available. Male Space Imps can be recognized by there large bowler hats and propensity for rather stylish attire, while female space imps generally wear a wide variety of Victorian era dresses and can be seen applying Mercury based Makeup.		\|-
			\|<center>'''[[A_frank_discussion_of_mental_illness\|Elementalist]]'''</center>
	*'''[[~~Naruto~~\|~~Assassin]]''' - Narutards that can [[hax\|teleport~~]] and kill you with [[penis\|daggers]]. The [[shit]] part is, even though Assassins wield the tiniest weapons and weigh as much as [[Lindsay Lohan]], they are still able you [[wtf\|knock you the fuck down]] and fuck you up real good. If you ever play as an Assassin, [[you]] have a [[Narutard]] fetish, suffer from smalldick syndrome and will most likely [[die alone]]. Note that all female assassins are flat, skanky [[whores\|trap]] and male assassins are pussy deflectors. Ninjas have already earned a bad reputation thanks to [[Naruto]] and Assasins in Guild Wars successfully tore another orifice and made ninjas even more [[lame\|awesome]]. This is the most overplayed class.		\|[[File:Guild Wars 1 Logo.png\|30px]] [[File:Guild Wars 2 Logo.png\|30px]]
			\|Use [[lame\|magical]] powers to [[Kill it with fire\|kill people with fire]]. Also the most [[ADHD\|energetic]] class. When you see a naked female elementalist with a name like "Cute And Hor Ny" running around, you can always assume that, that is an actual girl is playing that character. They are the syborhoars of Guild Wars.
	*'''[[Necrophilia\|Ritualist]]''' - [[~~Asian\|~~Effeminate men]] or [[Asian\|Ugly women]] that wear Bondage gear, they can [[Chat\|Commune]] with the dead to get their help in battle. They make ghost-whores, coffins of [[shit]] to break, and [[STD]]s for your weapon so you can share the [[fucktard]]ery.		\|-
			\|<center>'''[[Christian\|Monk]]'''</center>
	::If you are [[poor\|still as poor as fuck]] you might be able to afford this game [[shit\|''Nightfall'']], you can play as this '''black person''' class from the [[LOL WUT\|rich]] land of [[Africa\|Elona]]. But [[srsly\|seriously]], who wants to play a game full of black person in a subcontinent recently plagued by [[AIDS]] caused by [[Satan]]? Sure, [[Shit nobody cares about\|you get new skills]] but that [[fail\|only concludes that you have no life and barely enough money to afford a decent game.]]		\|[[File:Guild Wars 1 Logo.png\|30px]]
			\|Bald midgets who are [[never\|always]] on your team (if you luv random arenas) that heals like a bitch. If you ever see more than one monk on the enemy's team, [[win\|pull the plug and watch porn]]. If you ever have a monk on your team, [[win\|quit the game and go suck a dick]] for it is most likely that monk will never heal your faggy ass. If you ever play a monk, be prepared by [[Buttsecks\|bending over and getting bitched at by teammates and enemies]]. But wait ! You don't always have to heal [[you don't have any friends\|your allies]], you can cast the infamous [[IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER\|Ray Of Judgement/Jesus beam/Ion cannon]] or [[Pope Benedict XVI\|summon God's punishment]] on your targets and earn even more bitching by [[you don't have any friends\|your allies]]. Are you running a monk in [[real life\|PVE]]? If you are then congratulations, not only are you actually wasting more time on your life than necessary, you have become [[Fuck My Life\|the baddest bad-ass in the game]].
	*'''[[Penis\|Paragon]]''' - Spearchuckers that throw [[Dildo\|spears]] at people and [[LOL WUT\|shouts at people to make them fight better]]. <b>[[fact\|No one plays this class.]]</b>		*[[Shit nobody cares about\|Arenanet is so stupid, they named this profession "Monk", even though they are not monks, but are Clerics]].
	*'''[[Trap\|Dervish]]''' - Man-in-a-dress-wielding-a-mother-fucking-huge-sycthe. That's right, you get to wield a scythe and wear a hood which makes you [[cool]]. But in truth, despite having a scythe, you [[wtf\|can't knock anyone the fuck down]]. [[Srsly]]. Makes the game ever more [[fake\|realistic]]. Despite trying to look like one [[internet tough guy\|bad-ass-motherfucker]] through that outfit which looks like a dress, [[you]] are a bedwetter,[[virgin]],coward,[[luser]], etc. etc..		\|-
			\|<center>'''[[Emo\|Necromancer]]'''</center>
			\|[[File:Guild Wars 1 Logo.png\|30px]] [[File:Guild Wars 2 Logo.png\|30px]]
			\|By far the most fucked up of all characters, you have [[over 9000]] sexually transmitted diseases, despite the fact that [[virgin\|you have never been laid.]] You [[emo\|cut yourself]] in order to [[attention whore\|cast spells and hexes]] to damage [[you\|your enemies]]. And hopefully if that actually kills someone(or something) you can insert your dick into that [[necrophilia\|corpse]] to gain energy and make zombies(?!) or wells full of revolting [[shit]]. Necromancers are [[emofags]] very much like [[you]] who think [[My Chemical Romance]], [[buttsecks]] and bleeding wrists are [[fail\|awesome]]. Their dresscode is so indescribable, its like fashion for [[Transvestite\|transvestites]]. No matter how you look at Necromancers, you will picture [[sick fucks]] in your mind having [[Vomit\|shit down your eye sockets]] and [[emo\|cutting themselves]] while they do it.
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			\|<center>'''[[Mindfuck\|Mesmer]]'''</center>
			\|[[File:Guild Wars 1 Logo.png\|30px]] [[File:Guild Wars 2 Logo.png\|30px]]
			\|Mesmers are [[fugly\|good looking]] people who wear masks to [[/b/\|hide their identities(gayness)]]. They operate by thinking out loud in order to screw [[n00bs]] up real good. People who play mesmers are usually veterans, so you can tell instantly that they have [[no life]]. Mesmers are really [[retard\|smart]], for the fact that wearing a gay-ass shirt with a pair of pants(thank god), will make them impervious to all damage despite realizing that [[shit nobody cares about\|everyone is fighting a war on terror]]. All male mesmers have a mouthstache and a [[perverted\|charming]] smile that'll make all the [[loli\|boys and girls]] want to [[pedophile\|get into their truck for free candy]]. Despite looking like the sexiest, and smartest [[whores]] of the sex industry, all female mesmers are [[trap\|traps]]. [[U MAD\|Female mesmers are actually big, fat, hairy men who cross-dress and are most likely furries who would gladly wear strap-ons and prey upon all their next unsuspecting victims.]] Players who choose this class worship <s>two lesbian sisters</s> lesbians.
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			\|<center>'''[[Naruto\|Assassin]]'''</center>
			\|[[File:Guild Wars 1 Logo.png\|30px]]'''*'''
			\|Narutards that can [[hax\|teleport]] and kill you with [[penis\|daggers]]. The [[shit]] part is, even though Assassins wield the tiniest weapons and weigh as much as [[Lindsay Lohan]], they are still able you [[wtf\|knock you the fuck down]] and fuck you up real good. If you ever play as an Assassin, [[you]] have a [[Narutard]] fetish, suffer from smalldick syndrome and will most likely [[die alone]]. Note that all female assassins are flat, skanky [[whores\|trap]] and male assassins are pussy deflectors. Ninjas have already earned a bad reputation thanks to [[Naruto]] and Assasins in Guild Wars successfully tore another orifice and made ninjas even more [[lame\|awesome]]. This is the most overplayed class.
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			\|<center>'''[[Necrophilia\|Ritualist]]'''</center>
			\|[[File:Guild Wars 1 Logo.png\|30px]]'''*'''
			\|[[Asian\|Effeminate men]] or [[Asian\|Ugly women]] that wear Bondage gear, they can [[Chat\|Commune]] with the dead to get their help in battle. They make ghost-whores, coffins of [[shit]] to break, and [[STD]]s for your weapon so you can share the [[fucktard]]ery.<br />
			If you are [[poor\|still as poor as fuck]] you might be able to afford this game [[shit\|''Nightfall'']], you can play as this '''black person''' class from the [[LOL WUT\|rich]] land of [[Africa\|Elona]]. But [[srsly\|seriously]], who wants to play a game full of black person in a subcontinent recently plagued by [[AIDS]] caused by [[Satan]]? Sure, [[Shit nobody cares about\|you get new skills]] but that [[fail\|only concludes that you have no life and barely enough money to afford a decent game.]]
			\|-
			\|<center>'''[[Penis\|Paragon]]'''</center>
			\|[[File:Guild Wars 1 Logo.png\|30px]]'''**'''
			\|Spearchuckers that throw [[Dildo\|spears]] at people and [[LOL WUT\|shouts at people to make them fight better]]. <b>[[fact\|No one plays this class.]]</b>
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			\|<center>'''[[Trap\|Dervish]]'''</center>
			\|[[File:Guild Wars 1 Logo.png\|30px]]'''**'''
			\|Man-in-a-dress-wielding-a-mother-fucking-huge-sycthe. That's right, you get to wield a scythe and wear a hood which makes you [[cool]]. But in truth, despite having a scythe, you [[wtf\|can't knock anyone the fuck down]]. [[Srsly]]. Makes the game ever more [[fake\|realistic]]. Despite trying to look like one [[internet tough guy\|bad-ass-motherfucker]] through that outfit which looks like a dress, [[you]] are a bedwetter,[[virgin]],coward,[[luser]], etc. etc..
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			\|<center>'''[[Bomb\|Engineer]]'''</center>
			\|[[File:Guild Wars 2 Logo.png\|30px]]
			\|Not to be confused with the WoW profession known as engineering, even though they are the same.
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			\|<center>'''[[Nigger\|Thief]]'''</center>
			\|[[File:Guild Wars 2 Logo.png\|30px]]
			\|Class commonly played by niggers, as it emulates their regular lifestyle of stealing.
			\|}
			<nowiki>*</nowiki>'''You need to buy an expansion to play this class.'''<br />
			<nowiki>**</nowiki>'''You need to buy moar expansions to play this class.'''<br />

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	[build prof=Warrior/Elementalist][Glyph of Essence][Frenzy][Eviscerate][Executioner's Strike][Phoenix][Rush][Lion's Comfort][Resurrection Signet][/build]		[build prof=Warrior/Elementalist][Glyph of Essence][Frenzy][Eviscerate][Executioner's Strike][Phoenix][Rush][Lion's Comfort][Resurrection Signet][/build]
	[build prof=Warrior/Elementalist][Glyph of Essence][Frenzy][Backbreaker][Crushing Blow][Phoenix][Rush][Lion's Comfort][Resurrection Signet][/build]		[build prof=Warrior/Elementalist][Glyph of Essence][Frenzy][Backbreaker][Crushing Blow][Phoenix][Rush][Lion's Comfort][Resurrection Signet] [/build]
	[build prof=Mesmer/Monk][Echo][Arcane Echo][Arcane Mimicry][Arcane Thievery][Arcane Larceny][Diversion][Power Drain][Resurrection Signet][/build]		[build prof=Mesmer/Monk][Echo][Arcane Echo][Arcane Mimicry][Arcane Thievery][Arcane Larceny][Diversion][Power Drain][Resurrection Signet] [/build]
	[build prof=Mesmer/Monk][Echo][Arcane Echo][Arcane Mimicry][Arcane Thievery][Arcane Larceny][Diversion][Power Drain][Resurrection Chant][/build]		[build prof=Mesmer/Monk][Echo][Arcane Echo][Arcane Mimicry][Arcane Thievery][Arcane Larceny][Diversion][Power Drain][Resurrection Chant][/build]
	[build prof=Ranger/Mesmer][Apply Poison][Archer's Signet][Concussion Shot][Distracting Shot][Pin Down][Hunter's Shot][Troll Unguent][Dryder's Defenses][/build]		[build prof=Ranger/Mesmer][Apply Poison][Archer's Signet][Concussion Shot][Distracting Shot][Pin Down][Hunter's Shot][Troll Unguent][Dryder's Defenses][/build]
	[build prof=Assassin/Monk][Shadow Form][Deadly Paradox][Heart of Shadow][Dismiss Condition][Infuse Health][Gift of Health][Signet of Rejuvenation][Signet of Devotion][/build]		[build prof=Assassin/Monk][Shadow Form][Deadly Paradox][Heart of Shadow][Dismiss Condition][Infuse Health][Gift of Health][Signet of Rejuvenation][Signet of Devotion][/build]
	[build prof=Assassin/Monk][Shadow Form][Deadly Paradox][Heart of Shadow][Dismiss Condition][Infuse Health][Gift of Health][Signet of Rejuvenation][Remove Hex][/build]		[build prof=Assassin/Monk][Shadow Form][Deadly Paradox][Heart of Shadow][Dismiss Condition][Infuse Health][Gift of Health][Signet of Rejuvenation][Remove Hex][/build]
	[build prof=Warrior/Necromancer][Sever Artery][Gash][Distracting Blow][Sprint][Riposte][Deadly Riposte][Healing Signet][Grenth's Balance][/build]		[build prof=Warrior/Necromancer][Sever Artery][Gash][Distracting Blow][Sprint][Riposte][Deadly Riposte][Healing Signet][Grenth's Balance][/build]

	or this:		or this:

	[build prof=Dervish/Monk][Onslaught][Rending Aura][Rending Sweep][Rending Touch][Sand Shards][Shield of Force][Signet of Mystic Speed][Resurrection Signet][/build]		[build prof=Dervish/Monk][Onslaught][Rending Aura][Rending Sweep][Rending Touch][Sand Shards][Shield of Force][Signet of Mystic Speed] [Resurrection Signet][/build]
	[build prof=Elementalist/Necromancer][Glimmering Mark][Glyph of Lesser Energy][Glyph of Restoration][Glyph of Sacrifice][Glyph of Swiftness][Grasping Earth][Ice Prison][Resurrection Signet][/build]		[build prof=Elementalist/Necromancer][Glimmering Mark][Glyph of Lesser Energy][Glyph of Restoration][Glyph of Sacrifice][Glyph of Swiftness] [Grasping Earth][Ice Prison][Resurrection Signet][/build]
	[build prof=Mesmer/Paragon][Visions of Regret][Ancestor's Visage][Aneurysm][Arcane Conundrum][Arcane Echo][Arcane Larceny][Arcane Mimicry][Resurrection Signet][/build]		[build prof=Mesmer/Paragon][Visions of Regret][Ancestor's Visage][Aneurysm][Arcane Conundrum][Arcane Echo][Arcane Larceny][Arcane Mimicry][Resurrection Signet][/build]
	[build prof=Monk/Ranger][Peace and Harmony][Purge Signet][Purifying Veil][Rebirth][Release Enchantments][Remove Hex][Renew Life][Resurrection Signet][/build]		[build prof=Monk/Ranger][Peace and Harmony][Purge Signet][Purifying Veil][Rebirth][Release Enchantments][Remove Hex][Renew Life][Resurrection Signet][/build]
	[build prof=Necromancer/Assassin][Contagion][Dark Bond][Dark Fury][Dark Pact][Death Nova][Deathly Chill][Deathly Swarm][Resurrection Signet][/build]		[build prof=Necromancer/Assassin][Contagion][Dark Bond][Dark Fury][Dark Pact][Death Nova][Deathly Chill][Deathly Swarm][Resurrection Signet][/build]
	[build prof=Paragon/Dervish][Focused Anger][Hasty Refrain][Hexbreaker Aria][Holy Spear][Inspirational Speech][Leader's Comfort][Leader's Zeal][Resurrection Signet][/build]		[build prof=Paragon/Dervish][Focused Anger][Hasty Refrain][Hexbreaker Aria][Holy Spear][Inspirational Speech][Leader's Comfort][Leader's Zeal][Resurrection Signet][/build]
	[build prof=Ranger/Elementalist][Burning Arrow][Charm Animal][Choking Gas][Comfort Animal][Companionship][Concussion Shot][Conflagration][Resurrection Signet][/build]		[build prof=Ranger/Elementalist][Burning Arrow][Charm Animal][Choking Gas][Comfort Animal][Companionship][Concussion Shot][Conflagration] [Resurrection Signet][/build]
	[build prof=Assassin/Mesmer][Flashing Blades][Golden Fox Strike][Golden Lotus Strike][Golden Phoenix Strike][Heart of Shadow][Horns of the Ox][Impale][Resurrection Signet][/build]		[build prof=Assassin/Mesmer][Flashing Blades][Golden Fox Strike][Golden Lotus Strike][Golden Phoenix Strike][Heart of Shadow][Horns of the Ox][Impale][Resurrection Signet][/build]

	4. Explain why it's good		4. Explain why it's good