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Crow caw: /* Gringo Go Home */

2026-04-24T00:46:49Z

Gringo Go Home

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	Rather choosing to see themselves as the [[Victim complex\|Victim]] and being driven out by foreign invaders, the majority of your Mexicans, having only a [[School\|2nd grade education]], refuse to even try and understand the complexities of politics such as choosing to show up and [[Rick The Vote\|Vote]].		Rather choosing to see themselves as the [[Victim complex\|Victim]] and being driven out by foreign invaders, the majority of your Mexicans, having only a [[School\|2nd grade education]], refuse to even try and understand the complexities of politics such as choosing to show up and [[Rick The Vote\|Vote]].

	Much like the American [[Nigger]] that is always demanding [[Reparations]], the Mexican still hasn't gotten over from the fact that the US continually kicked their asses all through the early 1800s and took what would become the South West United States from their pathetic asses, because, seeing that they couldn't even kick a [[Fag\|~~Sissified~~]] ~~state like~~ [[~~Pennsylvania~~]]'s [[~~Ass~~]] on a good day for them, Mexico gave up the land on the promise that the US wouldn't come back and [[Bullying\|Smack them around]] just for [[Lulz\|Shits and Giggles]].		Much like the American [[Nigger]] that is always demanding [[Reparations]], the Mexican still hasn't gotten over from the fact that the US continually kicked their asses all through the early 1800s and took what would become the South West United States from their pathetic asses, because, seeing that they couldn't even kick the [[ass]] of one of the [[Fag\|divine exalted "swing states"]] the Americunt [[mainstream media]] is obsessed with like [[Pennsylvania]] on a good day for them, Mexico gave up the land on the promise that the US wouldn't come back and [[Bullying\|Smack them around]] just for [[Lulz\|Shits and Giggles]].

	Rather choosing to get the fuck over it and ice their sore [[Asshole]]s, [[Shit\|Mexicans]] choose to see themselves as being driven out of their apartments and homes by an invader because building owners would rather deal with White tenants that can pay their rent on time and not bring [[Bed bug]]s or Roaches into their buildings. Mexican land lords would rather deal with American and Europeans mostly because they're White and civilized, have deeper pockets and the owners can charge higher rents and still look like a bargain to people that are used to paying $1,700 a month for a one bedroom apartment in the DC Metro Area.		Rather choosing to get the fuck over it and ice their sore [[Asshole]]s, [[Shit\|Mexicans]] choose to see themselves as being driven out of their apartments and homes by an invader because building owners would rather deal with White tenants that can pay their rent on time and not bring [[Bed bug]]s or Roaches into their buildings. Mexican land lords would rather deal with American and Europeans mostly because they're White and civilized, have deeper pockets and the owners can charge higher rents and still look like a bargain to people that are used to paying $1,700 a month for a one bedroom apartment in the DC Metro Area.

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The PolishPrince: /* See Also */

2026-03-27T10:33:15Z

The PolishPrince at 10:22, 27 March 2026

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	Because of these unfair tax breaks for the [[Rich]] and the [[Asshole]] behavior that comes with Americans, Ricano aren't as uncivilized as Mexicans that want to bring death to foreigners because they have other options. About 45% of Puerto Rican citizens want to follow the bad example of [[Cuba]] and revolt against their Rich American oppressors, take back their land and send the squeeling back to the mainlaind US. The other 55%, that have just the right amount of white in them can see what a bad idea this would be because it would bring an end to American Welfare programs, Aid and Infrastructure and cause Puerto Rico to live in perpetual bankruptcy. Proper coservative sided Ricanos that can see more than 15 seconds into the future [[Wolverine\|Adamently]] oppose this [[Retard]]ed idea because they like knowing that there will be food on the grocery store shelves when they go shopping.		Because of these unfair tax breaks for the [[Rich]] and the [[Asshole]] behavior that comes with Americans, Ricano aren't as uncivilized as Mexicans that want to bring death to foreigners because they have other options. About 45% of Puerto Rican citizens want to follow the bad example of [[Cuba]] and revolt against their Rich American oppressors, take back their land and send the squeeling back to the mainlaind US. The other 55%, that have just the right amount of white in them can see what a bad idea this would be because it would bring an end to American Welfare programs, Aid and Infrastructure and cause Puerto Rico to live in perpetual bankruptcy. Proper coservative sided Ricanos that can see more than 15 seconds into the future [[Wolverine\|Adamently]] oppose this [[Retard]]ed idea because they like knowing that there will be food on the grocery store shelves when they go shopping.

			== See Also ==

			* [[Cuba]]

			* [[ICE]]

			* [[Immigration]]

			* [[Mexico]]

			* [[Politics]]

			* [[Puerto Rico]]

			* [[Reconquista]]

			* [[Spics]]




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			{{Trump}}

			{{Truth]]

			{{Spanish}}

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			[[Category:Hispanic_Community]]

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The PolishPrince: /* And Then There's Purto Rico */

2026-03-27T09:57:16Z

And Then There's Purto Rico

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	== And Then There's Purto Rico ==		== And Then There's Purto Rico ==

	[[File:Uma Blassini.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|<center>Near white Ricana Uma Blassini</center>		[[File:Uma Blassini.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|<center>Near white Ricana Uma Blassini</center>]]

	[[Puerto Rico colonizers.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|<center>They say - "This is what our colonizers look like"</center>]]		[[File:Puerto Rico colonizers.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|<center>They say - "This is what our colonizers look like"</center>]]

			[[File:Free us from Americans0.jpg\|right\|250px]]

			[[File:Man proud of grafitti.jpeg\|right\|250px]]

	Having slightly better tasting food and better looking [[Wimmins]], when compared to [[Mexico]], Ricanos can range from being near white like Uma Blasini, Soft Spic like Ingrid Marie Rivera, Soft Nigger like Jaana Santiago and full blown nigger like Amara La Negra. Because of this Puerto Ricans have no idea of what they really are. Still, they will agree with the Western heirarchy of colors as being true. On top is the respectable and trustworthy white person and at the bottom is the black man that will stab you in the gut and [[Bike\|steal your bike]].		Having slightly better tasting food and better looking [[Wimmins]], when compared to [[Mexico]], Ricanos can range from being near white like Uma Blasini, Soft Spic like Ingrid Marie Rivera, Soft Nigger like Jaana Santiago and full blown nigger like Amara La Negra. Because of this Puerto Ricans have no idea of what they really are. Still, they will agree with the Western heirarchy of colors as being true. On top is the respectable and trustworthy white person and at the bottom is the black man that will stab you in the gut and [[Bike\|steal your bike]].

The PolishPrince at 09:51, 27 March 2026

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	They whine louder than Native Americans bitching about how a Sports Club's name like [[Ohio\|The Cleveland Indians]] is offensive to them or how Chief Wahoo is a racist depiction of them because [[Cleveland]] has a [[Alcohol\|Drunk Indian]] sitting on the side of a road selling [[You\|Ugly]] ass jewelry as a mascot.		They whine louder than Native Americans bitching about how a Sports Club's name like [[Ohio\|The Cleveland Indians]] is offensive to them or how Chief Wahoo is a racist depiction of them because [[Cleveland]] has a [[Alcohol\|Drunk Indian]] sitting on the side of a road selling [[You\|Ugly]] ass jewelry as a mascot.

			== And Then There's Purto Rico ==

			[[File:Uma Blassini.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|<center>Near white Ricana Uma Blassini</center>

			[[Puerto Rico colonizers.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|<center>They say - "This is what our colonizers look like"</center>]]

			Having slightly better tasting food and better looking [[Wimmins]], when compared to [[Mexico]], Ricanos can range from being near white like Uma Blasini, Soft Spic like Ingrid Marie Rivera, Soft Nigger like Jaana Santiago and full blown nigger like Amara La Negra. Because of this Puerto Ricans have no idea of what they really are. Still, they will agree with the Western heirarchy of colors as being true. On top is the respectable and trustworthy white person and at the bottom is the black man that will stab you in the gut and [[Bike\|steal your bike]].

			The bad thing about this color pallet is that two soft spic looking parents can have [[Kids]] that range from near white to full blown nigger which, until [[Cum\|DNA]] paternity tests, was a boon for cheating [[Bitch\|Bitches]] but there is one thing in common with this divertity. They all [[Old\|Age]] like a leather wallet left out in a [[Nevada\|desert]] sun.

			Being 3 steps up from a Mexican, your average [[Puerto Rico\|Puerto Rican]] has a better [[Education]], up to the 6th grade, can speak English up to a 5th grade level and are all ready [[America\|American Citizens]] so you're not allowed to bitch when they steal your [[Job]].

			When Ricanos imigrate to the US mainland they all have one thing in common. They all like to move to cold [[Weathercat\|Weather]] regions like [[New York\|The Bronx]], [[Cleveland]] and [[Chicago]] to [[Crybaby\|Whine]] about how cold it always is.

			Having a bit more of an excuse to whine because the [[Rich\|American Elite]] bought Puerto Rican politicians to have [[Law\|Act 20 and Act 22]], which were later consolidated into [https://www.goldinglawyers.com/tax-overview-puerto-rico-act-60/ Act 60] passed that allow them not to have to pay state and federal [[IRS\|taxes]] so long as they, in return, buy property within two years of moving to Puerto Rico and become Naturalized Citizens. Since Puerto Rico is an American Territory, they don't need to give up their American Citizenship.

			This chance to be free from taxes has drop shippers, cryptocurrency traders, e-commerce firms, financial services, social media influencers, gentrifiers, real estate speculators, hedge fund managers, and investors living on passive income flocking to Purto Rico and buying up land thus causing Puerto Ricans to become homeless because they can no longer afford housing and has displaced others - causing them to have to move their plastic sheeting tents across the street so that they're not trespassing and living on property owned by people such as [[Logan Paul]]

			These tax haven laws for the rich have pissed off the near-white Ricanos that have just barely enough [[Intelligence]] to formulate an idea, the spic and nigger genes bring it down, and have them organizing the lesser beings into protest [[Army\|armies]] because, in the same [[Music\|song]] that can be heard in every [[Capitalism\|Capitalist]] country, they feel that the rich are getting away with not having to pay their [[Communism\| fair share]].

			Being $91 Billion dollars in debt to [[Wall Street]] investors and barely able to make the [[Credit card\|Minimum Payments]] each month, Puerto Rico went [[Baby\|Crying]] to [[Your Dad\|Big Daddy]] America and had their debt reduced to $35 Billion but had to reduce payments out to public pensions, put 30% of their budget towards their minimum payments and reduce [[Money]] spent towards higher education, some Junior High Schools had to close. This [[Lie\|absolutely fair reorganized budget plan]] was signed into being by that ultra fair, minority loving [[Nigger\|Black]] president of ours. that is also able to [[Jesus\|walk on water]], [[Barack Hussein Obama\|Saint Barack]] along with an oversight comittee made up of American Accounting firms and US Government agencies that get complete control over Puerto Rico's finances and have complete say in how Puerto Rico gets to spend its allowance.

			Buying up their land and the fact that they get to avoid paying taxes is 45% of the problem, Puerto Ricans will claim. It's the superiority complex that comes with Americans when they visit foreign countries and how they look down on the people, isolate themselves away in gated, American only communities and refuse to learn their language.

			Because of these unfair tax breaks for the [[Rich]] and the [[Asshole]] behavior that comes with Americans, Ricano aren't as uncivilized as Mexicans that want to bring death to foreigners because they have other options. About 45% of Puerto Rican citizens want to follow the bad example of [[Cuba]] and revolt against their Rich American oppressors, take back their land and send the squeeling back to the mainlaind US. The other 55%, that have just the right amount of white in them can see what a bad idea this would be because it would bring an end to American Welfare programs, Aid and Infrastructure and cause Puerto Rico to live in perpetual bankruptcy. Proper coservative sided Ricanos that can see more than 15 seconds into the future [[Wolverine\|Adamently]] oppose this [[Retard]]ed idea because they like knowing that there will be food on the grocery store shelves when they go shopping.

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The PolishPrince at 15:51, 25 March 2026

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The PolishPrince at 07:54, 25 March 2026

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	Seriously, you've definitely heard about how our sleepy friends down south are saying that they are in support of migration, just not in such large numbers.		Seriously, you've definitely heard about how our sleepy friends down south are saying that they are in support of migration, just not in such large numbers.

	If you haven't it's OK because you are just another victim of the [[Liberal\|Leftard]] run media that wants to keep such things on the [[Secret\|Down Low]] because [[College]] Journalism professors have taught our great truth seekers that the White Man should always be portrayed in the role of the [[Evil\|Villain]]. Since a story about how these one step up from a nigger dogs are whining about the same issues that are igniting political controversy in countries like The US, England, and [[Germany]], you can't keep calling [[White Nationalism\|Whitey]] a Nazi when the Spics are crying the same songs such as how crime has gone up [[Over 9000]] times since the [[Honkeys]] have moved in. You can't make claims that England is lying when they say that [[Muslim]] terrorists are kidnapping their 9-year-old daughters to use as fuck toys when Mexican [[Tv]] anchormen are trying to convince ~~the~~ uneducated, stinking masses that [[Sex]] starved Mexican [[12-year-old girl\|girls]], as young as 11, are being raped in alleys when we all know that they're selling their [[Pussy\|conchas]] for a few pesos and a Kid's Meal from [[Burger King]].		If you haven't it's OK because you are just another victim of the [[Liberal\|Leftard]] run media that wants to keep such things on the [[Secret\|Down Low]] because [[College]] Journalism professors have taught our great truth seekers that the White Man should always be portrayed in the role of the [[Evil\|Villain]]. Since a story about how these one step up from a nigger dogs are whining about the same issues that are igniting political controversy in countries like The US, England, and [[Germany]], you can't keep calling [[White Nationalism\|Whitey]] a Nazi when the Spics are crying the same songs such as how crime has gone up [[Over 9000]] times since the [[Honkeys]] have moved in. You can't make claims that England is lying when they say that [[Muslim]] terrorists are kidnapping their 9-year-old daughters to use as fuck toys when Mexican [[Tv]] anchormen are trying to convince their uneducated, stinking masses that [[Sex]] starved Mexican [[12-year-old girl\|girls]], as young as 11, are being raped in alleys when we all know that they're selling their [[Pussy\|conchas]] for a few pesos and a Kid's Meal from [[Burger King]].

	Once more, our [[Truth]], or our version of it, seeking staff here at [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] has sifted through all the facts and the [[Liar\|Lies]] to give you the story as we see fit.		Once more our [[Truth]], or our version of it, seeking staff here at [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] has sifted through all the facts and the [[Liar\|Lies]] to give you the story as we see fit.

	== Gringo Go Home ==		== Gringo Go Home ==
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	[[File:Mexican Graffiti.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|<center>Much like a baby with a rattle, your average Mexican is soothed by the sound of the ball bouncing around in a spray paint can</center>]]		[[File:Mexican Graffiti.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|<center>Much like a baby with a rattle, your average Mexican is soothed by the sound of the ball bouncing around in a spray paint can</center>]]

	'''''Gringo, vete o muere''''' (Gringo, leave now or die), '''''Mata a un gringo''''' (Kill a gringo) and our favorite, '''''Tira Barrio, Lincha un Gringo''''' (Save your neighborhood by lynching a gringo) or rather '''Gringo go home''' as the Mexican [[Politics\|Politicians]] want to sanitize and spin it so that they don't sound like the [[Marijuana\|Pot]] smoking. blood thirsty primates that want to [[Rape]] our white [[Wimmins]] that [[Rich\|William Randolph Hearst]] exposed them as in the [[Time\|1930s]], is a political movement that is starting to gain traction in large Mexican cities like the shit filled streets of [[Mexico\|Mexico's]] capital Mexico City.		'''''Gringo, vete o muere''''' (Gringo, leave now or die), '''''Mata a un gringo''''' (Kill a gringo) and our favorite, '''''Tira Barrio, Lincha un Gringo''''' (Save your neighborhood by lynching a gringo) or rather '''Gringo go home''' as the Mexican [[Politics\|Politicians]] want to sanitize and spin it so that they don't sound like the [[Marijuana\|Pot]] smoking. blood thirsty primates that want to [[Rape]] our white [[Wimmins]] that [[Rich\|William Randolph Hearst]] exposed them as being in the [[Time\|1930s]], is a political movement that is starting to gain traction in large Mexican cities like the shit filled streets of [[Mexico\|Mexico's]] capital Mexico City.

	Have you ever wanted to know what the differance between [[France\|Paris]] and Mexico City is? Paris has nicer buildings.		Have you ever wanted to know what the differance between [[France\|Paris]] and Mexico City is? Paris has nicer buildings.

	This great invasion, as our [[Mexico\|rice and ~~beaner~~ eaters]] want to call it, began during the [[Covid\|Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020]] when neighborhoods like Condesa were empty and [[House\|Land Lords]] were slashing rents as much as 45% - 60% in the hopes of attracting foreigners to move into these vacant apartments - in the hopes of filling them.		This great invasion, as our [[Mexico\|rice and bean eaters]] want to call it, began during the [[Covid\|Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020]] when neighborhoods like Condesa were empty and [[House\|Land Lords]] were slashing rents as much as 45% - 60% in the hopes of attracting foreigners to move into these vacant apartments - in the hopes of filling them.

	Since 2024, well past the age of the [[Toilet Paper Hoarding\|toilet paper shortage]] rents have gone back to normal, and at places 25% higher than the original rental prices because land lords would rather deal with American and Europen customers that are remote workers or who are just looking for short term rental spaces on the cheap.		Since 2024, well past the age of the [[Toilet Paper Hoarding\|toilet paper shortage]] rents have gone back to normal, and at places 25% higher than the original rental prices because land lords would rather deal with American and Europen customers that are remote workers or who are just looking for short term rental spaces on the cheap.
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	Seriously, put the whore on the line that can only speak in [[Baby]] talk because it's less frustrating to talk that phone operator with the thick accent from [[India]] when you need assistance with your [[Cell Phone\|Samsung Galaxy Fold]].		Seriously, put the whore on the line that can only speak in [[Baby]] talk because it's less frustrating to talk that phone operator with the thick accent from [[India]] when you need assistance with your [[Cell Phone\|Samsung Galaxy Fold]].

			== Pay Hour Taxes ==

			[[File:Get the fuck out of mexico.jpg\|right\|250px]]

			[[File:Ice message to illegals.jpg\|right\|250px]]

			I've seen Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate znd I've watched a [[Taco Bell]] get shut down for a week because [[ICE]]'s black [[Party Van\|SUVs]] rolled up and arrested the whole [[Kitchen]] staff because their [[Money\|Book Keeper]] wasn't creative enough to hide the fact that 90% of their employees were [[No Human Being is Illegal\|Illegal Aliens]] working under the table.

			Currently Mexico doesn't [[IRS\|tax]] people that don't work for Mexican corporations or companies because Mexican politicians want to make Mexico look attractive to short tetm residents and oeople looking to stay for more than 3 years. Their idea is if they can attract just 5% of these gypsys into Mexico every year they would inject close to $2 billion American dollars each year into the Mexican economy.

			Mexican politicizn are afraid that if they were yo start taxing these foreign short term immigrants that they will up and leave gor places that are much cheaper.

			The best way to look at this is how our Mexican baby making mackines jump the border and are given $250 a month in food stamps for every kid that they have even if they don't have a job and just want to leach off of the American welfare system. This is why [[Welfare\|Social Security]] will be bankrupt in 20 years. Because they're not paying their fair share because laws keep welfare programs from reporting illegals to ICE.

			We don't see Mexicans protesting that their illegal brethren aren't paying their fair share but they can sure whine about shit that current Mexican federal laws permit.

			They whine louder than Native Americans bitching about a Sports Club's name like [[Ohio\|The Clevrland Indians]]

The PolishPrince: /* Speak Spanish Or Die */

2026-03-25T06:57:57Z

Speak Spanish Or Die

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	[[File:Speak English bitch.jpg\|right\|250px]]		[[File:Speak English bitch.jpg\|right\|250px]]

			Perhaps the one thing we have in common with our Churro downing friends.

			In Mexico, there is a movement where our little [[Penis\|Burrito rollers]] are demanding from whitey, '''''Habla español o muere.''''' Or, ''Speak Spanish or Die''.

			This is kind of an unfair demand on the white man because anyone who has ever pulled up to a [[McDonalds]] drive through menu board and has received the response of '''"¿Qué?"''' when you've just finished making the order for the whole office you work at. Anyone that lives in or has ever lived in the DC Metro Area knows, you have to either go inside and use the [[iPad]] style order board at the entrance or simplify your order as much as possible by saying, '''"Quisiera tres números dos. Un número cinco y cuatro números seis. Coca-Colas grandes y papas fritas extra grandes."''' Yes, knowing the words for I want, Big, French Fries and being able to count up to ten in Spanish is a prerequisite for ordering lunch at a fast food restaurant in DC.

			The real joke is that you can call on your phone to order [[China\|Chinese]] food from a family that is still airsick from the plane ride over here and they can speak [[English]] better than you can.

			What's going on down in [[Mexico]] with our little Quesadilla folders is that they're bitching about how Americans and Europeans are coming to their country of shit that [[God]] scraped off from the bottom of his shoe and are making no effort in trying to learn their language or how their being excluded from English speaking stores because the [[Job\|Employees]] or owners don't speak a word of [[Spain\|Spanish]] or csn only speak a half assed version of it that we have become usdd to when we're trying to to tell a [[Wal-Mart]] employee that they rung up that window mounted air conditioner twice.

			They really need to see the frustration that a person has trying to order a [[Pizza]] with extra cheese and sausage from a [[Loli Haet Pizza\|Pizza Hut]] because their Blonde, [[Whore\|Bimbo]] 17-year-old girl
			Manager, that is only working there because their [[Your Dad\|Daddy]] said they'll match whatever they've saved so they csn buy that [[Car]] that they want and, not really giving a fuck they've decided to put Pablo on the phone because he wants practice speaking a language that he hasn't even achieved a first grade level of competence in.

			Seriously, put the whore on the line that can only speak in [[Baby]] talk because it's less frustrating to talk that phone operator with the thick accent from [[India]] when you need assistance with your [[Cell Phone\|Samsung Galaxy Fold]].

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	Rather choosing to see themselves as the [[Victim complex\|Victim]] and being driven out by foreign invaders, the majority of your Mexicans, having only a [[School\|2nd grade education]], refuse to even try and understand the complexities of politics such as choosing to show up and [[Rick The Vote\|Vote]].		Rather choosing to see themselves as the [[Victim complex\|Victim]] and being driven out by foreign invaders, the majority of your Mexicans, having only a [[School\|2nd grade education]], refuse to even try and understand the complexities of politics such as choosing to show up and [[Rick The Vote\|Vote]].

	Much like the American [[Nigger]] that is always demanding [[Reparations]], the Mexican still hasn't gotten over from the fact that the US continually kicked their asses all through the early 1800s and took what would become the South West United States from their pathetic asses, because, seeing that they couldn't even kick a [[Fag\|~~Sissified~~]] ~~state like~~ [[~~Pennsylvania~~]]'s [[~~Ass~~]] on a good day for them, Mexico gave up the land on the promise that the US wouldn't come back and [[Bullying\|Smack them around]] just for [[Lulz\|Shits and Giggles]].		Much like the American [[Nigger]] that is always demanding [[Reparations]], the Mexican still hasn't gotten over from the fact that the US continually kicked their asses all through the early 1800s and took what would become the South West United States from their pathetic asses, because, seeing that they couldn't even kick the [[ass]] of one of the [[Fag\|divine exalted "swing states"]] the Americunt [[mainstream media]] is obsessed with like [[Pennsylvania]] on a good day for them, Mexico gave up the land on the promise that the US wouldn't come back and [[Bullying\|Smack them around]] just for [[Lulz\|Shits and Giggles]].

	Rather choosing to get the fuck over it and ice their sore [[Asshole]]s, [[Shit\|Mexicans]] choose to see themselves as being driven out of their apartments and homes by an invader because building owners would rather deal with White tenants that can pay their rent on time and not bring [[Bed bug]]s or Roaches into their buildings. Mexican land lords would rather deal with American and Europeans mostly because they're White and civilized, have deeper pockets and the owners can charge higher rents and still look like a bargain to people that are used to paying $1,700 a month for a one bedroom apartment in the DC Metro Area.		Rather choosing to get the fuck over it and ice their sore [[Asshole]]s, [[Shit\|Mexicans]] choose to see themselves as being driven out of their apartments and homes by an invader because building owners would rather deal with White tenants that can pay their rent on time and not bring [[Bed bug]]s or Roaches into their buildings. Mexican land lords would rather deal with American and Europeans mostly because they're White and civilized, have deeper pockets and the owners can charge higher rents and still look like a bargain to people that are used to paying $1,700 a month for a one bedroom apartment in the DC Metro Area.

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	== And Then There's Purto Rico ==		== And Then There's Purto Rico ==

	[[File:Uma Blassini.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|<center>Near white Ricana Uma Blassini</center>		[[File:Uma Blassini.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|<center>Near white Ricana Uma Blassini</center>]]

	[[Puerto Rico colonizers.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|<center>They say - "This is what our colonizers look like"</center>]]		[[File:Puerto Rico colonizers.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|<center>They say - "This is what our colonizers look like"</center>]]

			[[File:Free us from Americans0.jpg\|right\|250px]]

			[[File:Man proud of grafitti.jpeg\|right\|250px]]

	Having slightly better tasting food and better looking [[Wimmins]], when compared to [[Mexico]], Ricanos can range from being near white like Uma Blasini, Soft Spic like Ingrid Marie Rivera, Soft Nigger like Jaana Santiago and full blown nigger like Amara La Negra. Because of this Puerto Ricans have no idea of what they really are. Still, they will agree with the Western heirarchy of colors as being true. On top is the respectable and trustworthy white person and at the bottom is the black man that will stab you in the gut and [[Bike\|steal your bike]].		Having slightly better tasting food and better looking [[Wimmins]], when compared to [[Mexico]], Ricanos can range from being near white like Uma Blasini, Soft Spic like Ingrid Marie Rivera, Soft Nigger like Jaana Santiago and full blown nigger like Amara La Negra. Because of this Puerto Ricans have no idea of what they really are. Still, they will agree with the Western heirarchy of colors as being true. On top is the respectable and trustworthy white person and at the bottom is the black man that will stab you in the gut and [[Bike\|steal your bike]].

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	They whine louder than Native Americans bitching about how a Sports Club's name like [[Ohio\|The Cleveland Indians]] is offensive to them or how Chief Wahoo is a racist depiction of them because [[Cleveland]] has a [[Alcohol\|Drunk Indian]] sitting on the side of a road selling [[You\|Ugly]] ass jewelry as a mascot.		They whine louder than Native Americans bitching about how a Sports Club's name like [[Ohio\|The Cleveland Indians]] is offensive to them or how Chief Wahoo is a racist depiction of them because [[Cleveland]] has a [[Alcohol\|Drunk Indian]] sitting on the side of a road selling [[You\|Ugly]] ass jewelry as a mascot.

			== And Then There's Purto Rico ==

			[[File:Uma Blassini.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|<center>Near white Ricana Uma Blassini</center>

			[[Puerto Rico colonizers.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|<center>They say - "This is what our colonizers look like"</center>]]

			Having slightly better tasting food and better looking [[Wimmins]], when compared to [[Mexico]], Ricanos can range from being near white like Uma Blasini, Soft Spic like Ingrid Marie Rivera, Soft Nigger like Jaana Santiago and full blown nigger like Amara La Negra. Because of this Puerto Ricans have no idea of what they really are. Still, they will agree with the Western heirarchy of colors as being true. On top is the respectable and trustworthy white person and at the bottom is the black man that will stab you in the gut and [[Bike\|steal your bike]].

			The bad thing about this color pallet is that two soft spic looking parents can have [[Kids]] that range from near white to full blown nigger which, until [[Cum\|DNA]] paternity tests, was a boon for cheating [[Bitch\|Bitches]] but there is one thing in common with this divertity. They all [[Old\|Age]] like a leather wallet left out in a [[Nevada\|desert]] sun.

			Being 3 steps up from a Mexican, your average [[Puerto Rico\|Puerto Rican]] has a better [[Education]], up to the 6th grade, can speak English up to a 5th grade level and are all ready [[America\|American Citizens]] so you're not allowed to bitch when they steal your [[Job]].

			When Ricanos imigrate to the US mainland they all have one thing in common. They all like to move to cold [[Weathercat\|Weather]] regions like [[New York\|The Bronx]], [[Cleveland]] and [[Chicago]] to [[Crybaby\|Whine]] about how cold it always is.

			Having a bit more of an excuse to whine because the [[Rich\|American Elite]] bought Puerto Rican politicians to have [[Law\|Act 20 and Act 22]], which were later consolidated into [https://www.goldinglawyers.com/tax-overview-puerto-rico-act-60/ Act 60] passed that allow them not to have to pay state and federal [[IRS\|taxes]] so long as they, in return, buy property within two years of moving to Puerto Rico and become Naturalized Citizens. Since Puerto Rico is an American Territory, they don't need to give up their American Citizenship.

			This chance to be free from taxes has drop shippers, cryptocurrency traders, e-commerce firms, financial services, social media influencers, gentrifiers, real estate speculators, hedge fund managers, and investors living on passive income flocking to Purto Rico and buying up land thus causing Puerto Ricans to become homeless because they can no longer afford housing and has displaced others - causing them to have to move their plastic sheeting tents across the street so that they're not trespassing and living on property owned by people such as [[Logan Paul]]

			These tax haven laws for the rich have pissed off the near-white Ricanos that have just barely enough [[Intelligence]] to formulate an idea, the spic and nigger genes bring it down, and have them organizing the lesser beings into protest [[Army\|armies]] because, in the same [[Music\|song]] that can be heard in every [[Capitalism\|Capitalist]] country, they feel that the rich are getting away with not having to pay their [[Communism\| fair share]].

			Being $91 Billion dollars in debt to [[Wall Street]] investors and barely able to make the [[Credit card\|Minimum Payments]] each month, Puerto Rico went [[Baby\|Crying]] to [[Your Dad\|Big Daddy]] America and had their debt reduced to $35 Billion but had to reduce payments out to public pensions, put 30% of their budget towards their minimum payments and reduce [[Money]] spent towards higher education, some Junior High Schools had to close. This [[Lie\|absolutely fair reorganized budget plan]] was signed into being by that ultra fair, minority loving [[Nigger\|Black]] president of ours. that is also able to [[Jesus\|walk on water]], [[Barack Hussein Obama\|Saint Barack]] along with an oversight comittee made up of American Accounting firms and US Government agencies that get complete control over Puerto Rico's finances and have complete say in how Puerto Rico gets to spend its allowance.

			Buying up their land and the fact that they get to avoid paying taxes is 45% of the problem, Puerto Ricans will claim. It's the superiority complex that comes with Americans when they visit foreign countries and how they look down on the people, isolate themselves away in gated, American only communities and refuse to learn their language.

			Because of these unfair tax breaks for the [[Rich]] and the [[Asshole]] behavior that comes with Americans, Ricano aren't as uncivilized as Mexicans that want to bring death to foreigners because they have other options. About 45% of Puerto Rican citizens want to follow the bad example of [[Cuba]] and revolt against their Rich American oppressors, take back their land and send the squeeling back to the mainlaind US. The other 55%, that have just the right amount of white in them can see what a bad idea this would be because it would bring an end to American Welfare programs, Aid and Infrastructure and cause Puerto Rico to live in perpetual bankruptcy. Proper coservative sided Ricanos that can see more than 15 seconds into the future [[Wolverine\|Adamently]] oppose this [[Retard]]ed idea because they like knowing that there will be food on the grocery store shelves when they go shopping.

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	Seriously, you've definitely heard about how our sleepy friends down south are saying that they are in support of migration, just not in such large numbers.		Seriously, you've definitely heard about how our sleepy friends down south are saying that they are in support of migration, just not in such large numbers.

	If you haven't it's OK because you are just another victim of the [[Liberal\|Leftard]] run media that wants to keep such things on the [[Secret\|Down Low]] because [[College]] Journalism professors have taught our great truth seekers that the White Man should always be portrayed in the role of the [[Evil\|Villain]]. Since a story about how these one step up from a nigger dogs are whining about the same issues that are igniting political controversy in countries like The US, England, and [[Germany]], you can't keep calling [[White Nationalism\|Whitey]] a Nazi when the Spics are crying the same songs such as how crime has gone up [[Over 9000]] times since the [[Honkeys]] have moved in. You can't make claims that England is lying when they say that [[Muslim]] terrorists are kidnapping their 9-year-old daughters to use as fuck toys when Mexican [[Tv]] anchormen are trying to convince ~~the~~ uneducated, stinking masses that [[Sex]] starved Mexican [[12-year-old girl\|girls]], as young as 11, are being raped in alleys when we all know that they're selling their [[Pussy\|conchas]] for a few pesos and a Kid's Meal from [[Burger King]].		If you haven't it's OK because you are just another victim of the [[Liberal\|Leftard]] run media that wants to keep such things on the [[Secret\|Down Low]] because [[College]] Journalism professors have taught our great truth seekers that the White Man should always be portrayed in the role of the [[Evil\|Villain]]. Since a story about how these one step up from a nigger dogs are whining about the same issues that are igniting political controversy in countries like The US, England, and [[Germany]], you can't keep calling [[White Nationalism\|Whitey]] a Nazi when the Spics are crying the same songs such as how crime has gone up [[Over 9000]] times since the [[Honkeys]] have moved in. You can't make claims that England is lying when they say that [[Muslim]] terrorists are kidnapping their 9-year-old daughters to use as fuck toys when Mexican [[Tv]] anchormen are trying to convince their uneducated, stinking masses that [[Sex]] starved Mexican [[12-year-old girl\|girls]], as young as 11, are being raped in alleys when we all know that they're selling their [[Pussy\|conchas]] for a few pesos and a Kid's Meal from [[Burger King]].

	Once more, our [[Truth]], or our version of it, seeking staff here at [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] has sifted through all the facts and the [[Liar\|Lies]] to give you the story as we see fit.		Once more our [[Truth]], or our version of it, seeking staff here at [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] has sifted through all the facts and the [[Liar\|Lies]] to give you the story as we see fit.

	== Gringo Go Home ==		== Gringo Go Home ==
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	[[File:Mexican Graffiti.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|<center>Much like a baby with a rattle, your average Mexican is soothed by the sound of the ball bouncing around in a spray paint can</center>]]		[[File:Mexican Graffiti.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|<center>Much like a baby with a rattle, your average Mexican is soothed by the sound of the ball bouncing around in a spray paint can</center>]]

	'''''Gringo, vete o muere''''' (Gringo, leave now or die), '''''Mata a un gringo''''' (Kill a gringo) and our favorite, '''''Tira Barrio, Lincha un Gringo''''' (Save your neighborhood by lynching a gringo) or rather '''Gringo go home''' as the Mexican [[Politics\|Politicians]] want to sanitize and spin it so that they don't sound like the [[Marijuana\|Pot]] smoking. blood thirsty primates that want to [[Rape]] our white [[Wimmins]] that [[Rich\|William Randolph Hearst]] exposed them as in the [[Time\|1930s]], is a political movement that is starting to gain traction in large Mexican cities like the shit filled streets of [[Mexico\|Mexico's]] capital Mexico City.		'''''Gringo, vete o muere''''' (Gringo, leave now or die), '''''Mata a un gringo''''' (Kill a gringo) and our favorite, '''''Tira Barrio, Lincha un Gringo''''' (Save your neighborhood by lynching a gringo) or rather '''Gringo go home''' as the Mexican [[Politics\|Politicians]] want to sanitize and spin it so that they don't sound like the [[Marijuana\|Pot]] smoking. blood thirsty primates that want to [[Rape]] our white [[Wimmins]] that [[Rich\|William Randolph Hearst]] exposed them as being in the [[Time\|1930s]], is a political movement that is starting to gain traction in large Mexican cities like the shit filled streets of [[Mexico\|Mexico's]] capital Mexico City.

	Have you ever wanted to know what the differance between [[France\|Paris]] and Mexico City is? Paris has nicer buildings.		Have you ever wanted to know what the differance between [[France\|Paris]] and Mexico City is? Paris has nicer buildings.

	This great invasion, as our [[Mexico\|rice and ~~beaner~~ eaters]] want to call it, began during the [[Covid\|Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020]] when neighborhoods like Condesa were empty and [[House\|Land Lords]] were slashing rents as much as 45% - 60% in the hopes of attracting foreigners to move into these vacant apartments - in the hopes of filling them.		This great invasion, as our [[Mexico\|rice and bean eaters]] want to call it, began during the [[Covid\|Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020]] when neighborhoods like Condesa were empty and [[House\|Land Lords]] were slashing rents as much as 45% - 60% in the hopes of attracting foreigners to move into these vacant apartments - in the hopes of filling them.

	Since 2024, well past the age of the [[Toilet Paper Hoarding\|toilet paper shortage]] rents have gone back to normal, and at places 25% higher than the original rental prices because land lords would rather deal with American and Europen customers that are remote workers or who are just looking for short term rental spaces on the cheap.		Since 2024, well past the age of the [[Toilet Paper Hoarding\|toilet paper shortage]] rents have gone back to normal, and at places 25% higher than the original rental prices because land lords would rather deal with American and Europen customers that are remote workers or who are just looking for short term rental spaces on the cheap.
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	Seriously, put the whore on the line that can only speak in [[Baby]] talk because it's less frustrating to talk that phone operator with the thick accent from [[India]] when you need assistance with your [[Cell Phone\|Samsung Galaxy Fold]].		Seriously, put the whore on the line that can only speak in [[Baby]] talk because it's less frustrating to talk that phone operator with the thick accent from [[India]] when you need assistance with your [[Cell Phone\|Samsung Galaxy Fold]].

			== Pay Hour Taxes ==

			[[File:Get the fuck out of mexico.jpg\|right\|250px]]

			[[File:Ice message to illegals.jpg\|right\|250px]]

			I've seen Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate znd I've watched a [[Taco Bell]] get shut down for a week because [[ICE]]'s black [[Party Van\|SUVs]] rolled up and arrested the whole [[Kitchen]] staff because their [[Money\|Book Keeper]] wasn't creative enough to hide the fact that 90% of their employees were [[No Human Being is Illegal\|Illegal Aliens]] working under the table.

			Currently Mexico doesn't [[IRS\|tax]] people that don't work for Mexican corporations or companies because Mexican politicians want to make Mexico look attractive to short tetm residents and oeople looking to stay for more than 3 years. Their idea is if they can attract just 5% of these gypsys into Mexico every year they would inject close to $2 billion American dollars each year into the Mexican economy.

			Mexican politicizn are afraid that if they were yo start taxing these foreign short term immigrants that they will up and leave gor places that are much cheaper.

			The best way to look at this is how our Mexican baby making mackines jump the border and are given $250 a month in food stamps for every kid that they have even if they don't have a job and just want to leach off of the American welfare system. This is why [[Welfare\|Social Security]] will be bankrupt in 20 years. Because they're not paying their fair share because laws keep welfare programs from reporting illegals to ICE.

			We don't see Mexicans protesting that their illegal brethren aren't paying their fair share but they can sure whine about shit that current Mexican federal laws permit.

			They whine louder than Native Americans bitching about a Sports Club's name like [[Ohio\|The Clevrland Indians]]

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	[[File:Speak English bitch.jpg\|right\|250px]]		[[File:Speak English bitch.jpg\|right\|250px]]

			Perhaps the one thing we have in common with our Churro downing friends.

			In Mexico, there is a movement where our little [[Penis\|Burrito rollers]] are demanding from whitey, '''''Habla español o muere.''''' Or, ''Speak Spanish or Die''.

			This is kind of an unfair demand on the white man because anyone who has ever pulled up to a [[McDonalds]] drive through menu board and has received the response of '''"¿Qué?"''' when you've just finished making the order for the whole office you work at. Anyone that lives in or has ever lived in the DC Metro Area knows, you have to either go inside and use the [[iPad]] style order board at the entrance or simplify your order as much as possible by saying, '''"Quisiera tres números dos. Un número cinco y cuatro números seis. Coca-Colas grandes y papas fritas extra grandes."''' Yes, knowing the words for I want, Big, French Fries and being able to count up to ten in Spanish is a prerequisite for ordering lunch at a fast food restaurant in DC.

			The real joke is that you can call on your phone to order [[China\|Chinese]] food from a family that is still airsick from the plane ride over here and they can speak [[English]] better than you can.

			What's going on down in [[Mexico]] with our little Quesadilla folders is that they're bitching about how Americans and Europeans are coming to their country of shit that [[God]] scraped off from the bottom of his shoe and are making no effort in trying to learn their language or how their being excluded from English speaking stores because the [[Job\|Employees]] or owners don't speak a word of [[Spain\|Spanish]] or csn only speak a half assed version of it that we have become usdd to when we're trying to to tell a [[Wal-Mart]] employee that they rung up that window mounted air conditioner twice.

			They really need to see the frustration that a person has trying to order a [[Pizza]] with extra cheese and sausage from a [[Loli Haet Pizza\|Pizza Hut]] because their Blonde, [[Whore\|Bimbo]] 17-year-old girl
			Manager, that is only working there because their [[Your Dad\|Daddy]] said they'll match whatever they've saved so they csn buy that [[Car]] that they want and, not really giving a fuck they've decided to put Pablo on the phone because he wants practice speaking a language that he hasn't even achieved a first grade level of competence in.

			Seriously, put the whore on the line that can only speak in [[Baby]] talk because it's less frustrating to talk that phone operator with the thick accent from [[India]] when you need assistance with your [[Cell Phone\|Samsung Galaxy Fold]].

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