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	'''"Grape Lady"''' (also known as Grape Fall Lady) was a perfect example of why you shouldn't [[retard\|fuck with grapes in front of a camera]]. Despite how unlikely it is for someone to actually get owned by a squished pile of grapes, Grape Lady appears before us to prove the possibility true with her [[epic fail\|daring feat]]. In [[2006]], an unknown Melissa Sander working for an even more obscure news channel (guess who [[Fox News\|turned out to own it]]) and having high aspirations of becoming a respected reporter unintentionally fell face-flat onto the internet trying to win herself a stupid prize before getting played off as a landmark in the long, unending history of [[fail]].		'''"Grape Lady"''' (also known as Grape Fall Lady) was a perfect example of why you shouldn't [[retard\|fuck with grapes in front of a camera]]. Despite how unlikely it is for someone to actually get owned by a squished pile of grapes, Grape Lady appears before us to prove the possibility true with her [[epic fail\|daring feat]]. In [[2006]], an unknown Melissa Sander working for an even more obscure news channel (guess who [[Fox News\|turned out to own it]]) and having high aspirations of becoming a respected reporter unintentionally fell face-flat onto the internet trying to win herself a stupid prize before getting played off as a landmark in the long, unending history of [[fail]].

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	<center>''Grape Lady: The Music Video''</center>		<center>''Grape Lady: The Music Video''</center>

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	<center>''Grape Lady vs. Family Guy''</center>		<center>''Grape Lady vs. Family Guy''</center>

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	~~[[File:Graperaep.jpg\|thumb\|right\|120px\|You just can~~'~~t spell Grape without it.]]~~
	'Grape Lady' (also known as Grape Fall Lady) was a perfect example of why you shouldn't [[retard\|fuck with grapes in front of a camera]]. Despite how unlikely it is for someone to actually get owned by a squished pile of grapes, Grape Lady appears before us to prove the possibility true with her [[epic fail\|daring feat]]. In [[2006]], an unknown Melissa Sander working for an even more obscure news channel (guess who [[Fox News\|turned out to own it]]) and having high aspirations of becoming a respected reporter unintentionally fell face-flat onto the internet trying to win herself a stupid prize before getting played off as a landmark in the long, unending history of [[fail]].		'''"Grape Lady"''' (also known as Grape Fall Lady) was a perfect example of why you shouldn't [[retard\|fuck with grapes in front of a camera]]. Despite how unlikely it is for someone to actually get owned by a squished pile of grapes, Grape Lady appears before us to prove the possibility true with her [[epic fail\|daring feat]]. In [[2006]], an unknown Melissa Sander working for an even more obscure news channel (guess who [[Fox News\|turned out to own it]]) and having high aspirations of becoming a respected reporter unintentionally fell face-flat onto the internet trying to win herself a stupid prize before getting played off as a landmark in the long, unending history of [[fail]].

	==Grape Lady Begins==		==Grape Lady Begins==

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	'Grape Lady' (also known as Grape Fall Lady) was a perfect example of why you shouldn't [[retard\|fuck with grapes in front of a camera]]. Despite how unlikely it is for someone to actually get owned by a squished pile of grapes, Grape Lady appears before us to prove the possibility true with her [[epic fail\|daring feat]]. In [[2006]], an unknown Melissa Sander working for an even more obscure news channel (guess who [[Fox News\|turned out to own it]]) and having high aspirations of becoming a respected reporter unintentionally fell face-flat onto the internet trying to win herself a stupid prize before getting played off as a landmark in the long, unending history of [[fail]].		'Grape Lady' (also known as Grape Fall Lady) was a perfect example of why you shouldn't [[retard\|fuck with grapes in front of a camera]]. Despite how unlikely it is for someone to actually get owned by a squished pile of grapes, Grape Lady appears before us to prove the possibility true with her [[epic fail\|daring feat]]. In [[2006]], an unknown Melissa Sander working for an even more obscure news channel (guess who [[Fox News\|turned out to own it]]) and having high aspirations of becoming a respected reporter unintentionally fell face-flat onto the internet trying to win herself a stupid prize before getting played off as a landmark in the long, unending history of [[fail]].
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	==Also known as==		==Also known as==
	*[[Graped]]		*[[Raped\|Graped]]

	==External Links==		==External Links==

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[[File:Graperaep.jpg|thumb|right|120px|You just can't spell Grape without it.]]
'Grape Lady' (also known as Grape Fall Lady) was a perfect example of why you shouldn't [[retard|fuck with grapes in front of a camera]]. Despite how unlikely it is for someone to actually get owned by a squished pile of grapes, Grape Lady appears before us to prove the possibility true with her [[epic fail|daring feat]]. In [[2006]], an unknown Melissa Sander working for an even more obscure news channel (guess who [[Fox News|turned out to own it]]) and having high aspirations of becoming a respected reporter unintentionally fell face-flat onto the internet trying to win herself a stupid prize before getting played off as a landmark in the long, unending history of [[fail]].

==Grape Lady Begins==

<center><youtube>pCTlhBhOAbg</youtube></center>
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The Grape Lady incident (now known as 'The Grape Lady Epic Fall', as well as 'Who the Fuck Still Names These') took place during a grape stomping competition in a no-name podunk town in the [[USA|US of A]]. Its two participants, Sander and some nobody started competing in a 30 second round on top of a wooden platform. Sander got really sneaky at the 25 second mark and told her [[skinny|advantaged]] opponent to [[safeword|STOP]]; once she did that, the reporter began to stomp like it was the end of world as we know it in order to get an extra edge, all for the sake of Jew to some uncharted island with a weirdass name in the middle of nowhere. While her contender kept her cool, Sander [[OH SHI-|lost]] total control of her [[fat|fat ass]], flew straight off the board and fell face-first to her doom. The following is a professional transcript detailing the [[lulz|aftermath]] of the disaster:

<pre>
Sander: Ow ... Oowww Owwww Owwwwwwwwww Owaaah! Oh, stop,stop, Ow Owwwww Owwwwwwwwwww!
Sander: Stop! I can't breathe!
Sander: Ow ... Oowwww Owwwwwwwwwwwww Owaaah! Ow ... Oowwww Owwwwwwwwwwwww Owaaah! Ow ... Oowwww Owwwwwwwwwwwww Owaaah! I can't breathe!
Concerned FOX Reporter: Wow, she looks hurt. We'll get back to her later; what's the ETA on those Korean nukes?
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==Spinoffs==

<center>{{frame|{{fv|vid1|||<center><youtube>tpZN2ajWx3s</youtube></center>

<center>''Grape Lady: The Music Video''</center>

|<center><youtube>peD7tc88K3s</youtube></center>

<center>''Grape Lady vs. Family Guy''</center>
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</center>

==The Ownage in Images==

<center><gallery>
Image:Grape Lady 1.JPG|Time's...
Image:Grape Lady 2.JPG|UP!
Image:Grape Lady 3.JPG|Grape Lady, contemplating a strategy for [[bullshit|clean victory]]
Image:Grape Lady 4.JPG|Smirking, Grape Lady steps down, assured of her success
Image:Grape Lady 5.JPG|Like all fatasses, Grape Lady [[stupid|decides against]] coordinating with her opponent
Image:Grape Lady 6.JPG|...and plunges straight to her doom for great justice
Image:Grape Lady 7.JPG|[[owned|The aftermath]]
Image:Grape Lady 8.JPG|Grape Lady getting looks of [[nobody cares|deepest concern]] from the kindly [[Old media|reporters]]
</gallery></center>

==Also known as==
*[[Graped]]

==External Links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCTlhBhOAbg The original video]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrxbdTOzk7w Grape Lady: The Animation]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqPjA21KNW4 Jailbait Re<s>mix</s>fail]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcRgk4Lx3fM Graepable Ladies]

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