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The PolishPrince: /* YouTubes */

2026-05-26T00:39:25Z

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	{{Timeline\|Article of the now May 22 to 24, [[2026]]\|[[Ebola-chan]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[~~TBA~~]]}}		{{Timeline\|Article of the now May 22 to 24, [[2026]]\|[[Ebola-chan]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[Brenda Ann Spencer]]}}



	[[Category:Subcultures]][[Category: Cliques]][[Category:Music Genres]]		[[Category:Subcultures]][[Category: Cliques]][[Category:Music Genres]]

LordGrimThInvincible: WHERE DID THE CUTE GOTH GIRLS GO? GOTHS ARE ALL FATASS TRANNIES NOW!!!!!!!

2026-05-24T00:51:54Z

WHERE DID THE CUTE GOTH GIRLS GO? GOTHS ARE ALL FATASS TRANNIES NOW!!!!!!!

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	*[[Nickolaus]]		*[[Nickolaus]]
	*[[Sophie Lancaster]]		*[[Sophie Lancaster]]
			*[[Sparx Traxx]]
	*[[Tara Gilesbie]]		*[[Tara Gilesbie]]
	*[[Voodoo devil doll]]		*[[Voodoo devil doll]]

The PolishPrince: /* YouTubes */

2026-05-20T01:56:55Z

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	{{timeline\|Featured article May 21 and 22, [[2023]]\|[[Vampire]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[Sexual Harassment]]}}		{{timeline\|Featured article May 21 and 22, [[2023]]\|[[Vampire]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[Sexual Harassment]]}}

			{{Timeline\|Article of the now May 22 to 24, [[2026]]\|[[Ebola-chan]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[TBA]]}}



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PooF9: links

2026-05-09T13:58:32Z

links

imported>CrackRabbit: /* World Goth Day */

2023-06-04T14:28:28Z

World Goth Day

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World Goth Day

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imported>Whiteglove at 00:35, 29 May 2023

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	[[Image:1314525388262.jpg\|thumb\|"[[Copypasta/Archive_11#Do_You_Catan?\|Do you Catan?]]"]]		[[Image:1314525388262.jpg\|thumb\|"[[Copypasta/Archive_11#Do_You_Catan?\|Do you Catan?]]"]]
	[[Image:GothOverboard.jpg\|250px\|thumb\|right\|Gothtard musicians.]]		[[Image:GothOverboard.jpg\|250px\|thumb\|right\|Gothtard musicians.]]
	'''Goths (Gawths, Goffs, Gawff)''' are a [[College\|self-aggrandizing]] bunch of attention whores, whose special talent is enjoying attention while pretending to disdain it. They especially revel in posturing to incite insult, so that they can say something deep and angsty. The elitist kick they get from this is visible under their pasty pale skin. If under some circumstance the color of something other than skin is in question, assume it's black.		'''Goths (Gawths, Goffs, Gawff)''' are a [[College\|self-aggrandizing]] bunch of attention whores, whose special talent is enjoying attention while pretending to disdain it. They especially revel in posturing to incite insult, so that they can say something deep and angsty. [[Oak And Cauldron\|The elitist kick they get from this is visible under their pasty pale skin.]] If under some circumstance the color of something other than skin is in question, assume it's black.

	[[Some argue\|Evolutionary social scientists postulate]] that the Goth represents an early nocturnal bifurcation from the [[Heavy Metal\|Greb or Greebo]] lineage, due to its similar preponderance of [[BDSM\|black clothing, leather, and spikes.]] However, this pussying-out from the well-established and resilient parent lifeform left Goths unfitted to the niche of moping around miserably in black, which has now been filled by the [[Emo]] subspecies. [[Some argue\|It seems inevitable, therefore,]] that Goths will become extinct within decades unless new breeding colonies are established.		[[Some argue\|Evolutionary social scientists postulate]] that the Goth represents an early nocturnal bifurcation from the [[Heavy Metal\|Greb or Greebo]] lineage, due to its similar preponderance of [[BDSM\|black clothing, leather, and spikes.]] However, this pussying-out from the well-established and resilient parent lifeform left Goths unfitted to the niche of moping around miserably in black, which has now been filled by the [[Emo]] subspecies. [[Some argue\|It seems inevitable, therefore,]] that Goths will become extinct within decades unless new breeding colonies are established.

imported>The PolishPrince: /* YouTubes */

2023-05-22T08:43:20Z

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	{{timeline\|Featured article May 21 and 22, [[2023]]\|[[Vampire]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[~~TBA~~]]}}		{{timeline\|Featured article May 21 and 22, [[2023]]\|[[Vampire]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[Sexual Harassment]]}}


	[[Category:Subcultures]][[Category: Cliques]][[Category:Music Genres]]		[[Category:Subcultures]][[Category: Cliques]][[Category:Music Genres]]

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	[[Image:1314525388262.jpg\|thumb\|"[[Copypasta/Archive_11#Do_You_Catan?\|Do you Catan?]]"]]		[[Image:1314525388262.jpg\|thumb\|"[[Copypasta/Archive_11#Do_You_Catan?\|Do you Catan?]]"]]
	[[Image:GothOverboard.jpg\|250px\|thumb\|right\|Gothtard musicians.]]		[[Image:GothOverboard.jpg\|250px\|thumb\|right\|Gothtard musicians.]]
	'''Goths (Gawths, Goffs, Gawff)''' are a [[College\|self-aggrandizing]] bunch of attention whores, whose special talent is enjoying attention while pretending to disdain it. They especially revel in posturing to incite insult, so that they can say something deep and angsty. The elitist kick they get from this is visible under their pasty pale skin. If under some circumstance the color of something other than skin is in question, assume it's black.		'''Goths (Gawths, Goffs, Gawff)''' are a [[College\|self-aggrandizing]] bunch of attention whores, whose special talent is enjoying attention while pretending to disdain it. They especially revel in posturing to incite insult, so that they can say something deep and angsty. [[Oak And Cauldron\|The elitist kick they get from this is visible under their pasty pale skin.]] If under some circumstance the color of something other than skin is in question, assume it's black.

	[[Some argue\|Evolutionary social scientists postulate]] that the Goth represents an early nocturnal bifurcation from the [[Heavy Metal\|Greb or Greebo]] lineage, due to its similar preponderance of [[BDSM\|black clothing, leather, and spikes.]] However, this pussying-out from the well-established and resilient parent lifeform left Goths unfitted to the niche of moping around miserably in black, which has now been filled by the [[Emo]] subspecies. [[Some argue\|It seems inevitable, therefore,]] that Goths will become extinct within decades unless new breeding colonies are established.		[[Some argue\|Evolutionary social scientists postulate]] that the Goth represents an early nocturnal bifurcation from the [[Heavy Metal\|Greb or Greebo]] lineage, due to its similar preponderance of [[BDSM\|black clothing, leather, and spikes.]] However, this pussying-out from the well-established and resilient parent lifeform left Goths unfitted to the niche of moping around miserably in black, which has now been filled by the [[Emo]] subspecies. [[Some argue\|It seems inevitable, therefore,]] that Goths will become extinct within decades unless new breeding colonies are established.

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	[[Image:1314525388262.jpg\|thumb\|"[[Copypasta/Archive_11#Do_You_Catan?\|Do you Catan?]]"]]		[[Image:1314525388262.jpg\|thumb\|"[[Copypasta/Archive_11#Do_You_Catan?\|Do you Catan?]]"]]
	[[Image:GothOverboard.jpg\|250px\|thumb\|right\|Gothtard musicians.]]		[[Image:GothOverboard.jpg\|250px\|thumb\|right\|Gothtard musicians.]]
	'''Goths (Gawths, Goffs, Gawff)''' are a [[College\|self-aggrandizing]] bunch of attention whores, whose special talent is enjoying attention while pretending to disdain it. They especially revel in posturing to incite insult, so that they can say something deep and angsty. [[Oak And Cauldron\|The elitist kick they get from this is visible under their pasty pale skin.]] If under some circumstance the color of something other than skin is in question, assume it's black.		'''Goths''' ('''Gawths''', '''Goffs''', '''Gawff''') are a [[College\|self-aggrandizing]] bunch of attention whores, whose special talent is enjoying attention while pretending to disdain it. They especially revel in posturing to incite insult, so that they can say something deep and angsty. [[Oak And Cauldron\|The elitist kick they get from this is visible under their pasty pale skin.]] If under some circumstance the color of something other than skin is in question, assume it's black.

	[[Some argue\|Evolutionary social scientists postulate]] that the Goth represents an early nocturnal bifurcation from the [[Heavy Metal\|Greb or Greebo]] lineage, due to its similar preponderance of [[BDSM\|black clothing, leather, and spikes.]] However, this pussying-out from the well-established and resilient parent lifeform left Goths unfitted to the niche of moping around miserably in black, which has now been filled by the [[Emo]] subspecies. [[Some argue\|It seems inevitable, therefore,]] that Goths will become extinct within decades unless new breeding colonies are established.		[[Some argue\|Evolutionary social scientists postulate]] that the Goth represents an early nocturnal bifurcation from the [[Heavy Metal\|Greb or Greebo]] lineage, due to its similar preponderance of [[BDSM\|black clothing, leather, and spikes.]] However, this pussying-out from the well-established and resilient parent lifeform left Goths unfitted to the niche of moping around miserably in black, which has now been filled by the [[Emo]] subspecies. [[Some argue\|It seems inevitable, therefore,]] that Goths will become extinct within decades unless new breeding colonies are established.
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	*'''Betty Page Goths''': They love 1940s pin-up girls. Don't get your hopes up; unlike like Rosie the Riveter, they are not strong, red-blooded American Amazons that make sandwiches and assemble Sherman tanks. Some of the stick-thin to pleasantly-plump ones are pretty fap-worthy, but fail at stimulating retro-porn fetishists.		*'''Betty Page Goths''': They love 1940s pin-up girls. Don't get your hopes up; unlike like Rosie the Riveter, they are not strong, red-blooded American Amazons that make sandwiches and assemble Sherman tanks. Some of the stick-thin to pleasantly-plump ones are pretty fap-worthy, but fail at stimulating retro-porn fetishists.
	*'''[[Black Metal]] Goth''': Takes mediocre bands way too seriously. Looks like a regular metalhead with black-light highlights. See '''Deathrocker'''.		*'''[[Black Metal]] Goth''': Takes mediocre bands way too seriously. Looks like a regular metalhead with black-light highlights. See '''Deathrocker'''.
	'''Club Goth''': Goths that twingle at dark industrial/electronic style music festivals/concerts. Many wear white or pastel loli outfits -not ironically- a pair of fuzzy balls on springs on top of their heads and suck pacifiers. When pacifiers are in quantity, the possibility of a furry appearance increases dramatically, leading some to suspect that there is non-cartoon gothic babyfur porn in existence even as this article is posted.(RULE 34 [http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3719834/])		*'''Club Goth''': Goths that twingle at dark industrial/electronic style music festivals/concerts. Many wear white or pastel loli outfits -not ironically- a pair of fuzzy balls on springs on top of their heads and suck pacifiers. When pacifiers are in quantity, the possibility of a furry appearance increases dramatically, leading some to suspect that there is non-cartoon gothic babyfur porn in existence even as this article is posted.([http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3719834/ RULE 34])
	*'''Criminal Goth''': Most of these Goth are from Inner-Cities and fight (or at rare occasions work alongside) the Wiggers, Skaters and Chavs wreak havoc and attack innocent civilians in the streets, most Criminal Goth hate anything and everything and are a close relative of a "Punk".		*'''Criminal Goth''': Most of these Goth are from Inner-Cities and fight (or at rare occasions work alongside) the Wiggers, Skaters and Chavs wreak havoc and attack innocent civilians in the streets, most Criminal Goth hate anything and everything and are a close relative of a "Punk".
	*'''Cyber Goth''': Otaku goth with glow in the dark hair and a Gothic.Net user account.		*'''Cyber Goth''': Otaku goth with glow in the dark hair and a Gothic.Net user account.
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	*Bauhaus - started the post-punk trend towards "goth" with their "spooky" and experimental music. If you're goth you've heard their song "Bela Lugosi's Dead" [[at least 100]] times.		*Bauhaus - started the post-punk trend towards "goth" with their "spooky" and experimental music. If you're goth you've heard their song "Bela Lugosi's Dead" [[at least 100]] times.
	*[[holocaust\|Bone Orchard]] - gothic-post-punk/deathrock/		*[[holocaust\|Bone Orchard]] - gothic-post-punk/deathrock/
	*The Bolshoi - not the faggy dance ballet stuff, but the post-punk-pop band. You've probably heard "~~[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=~~4FzFu-ze8pA Away]" or "~~[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=~~-pob1sW4AjY Sunday Morning]" on 1980s Alternative/New Wave YouTube Music playlists.		*The Bolshoi - not the faggy dance ballet stuff, but the post-punk-pop band. You've probably heard "{{Ytlink\|4FzFu-ze8pA\|Away}}" or "{{Ytlink\|-pob1sW4AjY\|Sunday Morning}}" on 1980s Alternative/New Wave YouTube Music playlists.
	*<strike>[[Chemo\|The Cure]]</strike> '''''"TECHNICALLY ALTERNATIVE ROCK, GUIS"'''''		*<strike>[[Chemo\|The Cure]]</strike> '''''"TECHNICALLY ALTERNATIVE ROCK, GUIS"'''''
	*Fields of The Nephilim - "yee-haw, im a cowboy" - Carl McCoy (FoTN frontman), ''probably''		*Fields of The Nephilim - "yee-haw, im a cowboy" - Carl McCoy (FoTN frontman), ''probably''
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	==Videos==		==Videos==
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	==See Also==		==See Also==
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	===External Links===		===External Links===
	*~~[https://www.reddit.com/r/~~goth/ /r/goth on reddit]		*{{Reddit\|goth\|/r/goth on reddit}}
	*[http://www.thebelfry.rip/ The Belfry Network]		*[http://www.thebelfry.rip/ The Belfry Network]
	*{{KYM\|memes/subcultures/goth\|Goth entry on KnowYourMeme}}		*{{KYM\|memes/subcultures/goth\|Goth entry on KnowYourMeme}}
	*[http://www.blackwaterfall.com/ Goth types]		*<s>[http://www.blackwaterfall.com/ Goth types]</s> {{Archive\|MVfCW}}
	*[https://www.gothicandamazing.com/ Gothic and Amazing magazine]		*[https://www.gothicandamazing.com/ Gothic and Amazing magazine]
	*[https://theblogginggoth.com/ The Blogging Goth]		*[https://theblogginggoth.com/ The Blogging Goth]