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imported>MarioMario456: /* The Video */ learn to HTML, retards

2021-11-15T23:49:40Z

The Video: learn to HTML, retards

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	'''WARNING: Do not watch unless you want your anus to feel really weird afterward. Seriously, your asshole will feel like it's leaking if you even think about it, after having seen it. (Just kidding. Gather your whole family around the computer to watch this funny cat video!)'''		'''WARNING: Do not watch unless you want your anus to feel really weird afterward. Seriously, your asshole will feel like it's leaking if you even think about it, after having seen it. (Just kidding. Gather your whole family around the computer to watch this funny cat video!)'''

	<center><youtube>TqeXMWEzROM</youtube>		<center><youtube>TqeXMWEzROM</youtube></center>

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imported>Enter your username1 at 01:00, 7 October 2018

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	'''WARNING: Do not watch unless you want your anus to feel really weird afterward. Seriously, your asshole will feel like it's leaking if you even think about it, after having seen it. (Just kidding. Gather your whole family around the computer to watch this funny cat video!)'''		'''WARNING: Do not watch unless you want your anus to feel really weird afterward. Seriously, your asshole will feel like it's leaking if you even think about it, after having seen it. (Just kidding. Gather your whole family around the computer to watch this funny cat video!)'''

	<center><youtube>~~W0Co408pyEM~~</youtube>		<center><youtube>TqeXMWEzROM</youtube>

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imported>Pandora: /* The Video */

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	'''WARNING: Do not watch unless you want your anus to feel really weird afterward. Seriously, your asshole will feel like it's leaking if you even think about it, after having seen it. (Just kidding. Gather your whole family around the computer to watch this funny cat video!)'''		'''WARNING: Do not watch unless you want your anus to feel really weird afterward. Seriously, your asshole will feel like it's leaking if you even think about it, after having seen it. (Just kidding. Gather your whole family around the computer to watch this funny cat video!)'''

	<center><youtube>v=W0Co408pyEM</youtube>		<center><youtube>W0Co408pyEM</youtube>

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imported>Pandora: /* The Video */

2013-12-21T16:28:07Z

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	'''WARNING: Do not watch unless you want your anus to feel really weird afterward. Seriously, your asshole will feel like it's leaking if you even think about it, after having seen it. (Just kidding. Gather your whole family around the computer to watch this funny cat video!)'''		'''WARNING: Do not watch unless you want your anus to feel really weird afterward. Seriously, your asshole will feel like it's leaking if you even think about it, after having seen it. (Just kidding. Gather your whole family around the computer to watch this funny cat video!)'''

	<center><youtube>~~T0hSLxRU-t8~~</youtube>		<center><youtube>v=W0Co408pyEM</youtube>

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imported>Akesgeroth at 14:28, 24 September 2011

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	'''WARNING: Do not watch unless you want your anus to feel really weird afterward. Seriously, your asshole will feel like it's leaking if you even think about it, after having seen it. (Just kidding. Gather your whole family around the computer to watch this funny cat video!)'''		'''WARNING: Do not watch unless you want your anus to feel really weird afterward. Seriously, your asshole will feel like it's leaking if you even think about it, after having seen it. (Just kidding. Gather your whole family around the computer to watch this funny cat video!)'''

	~~http://www.~~youtube~~.com/watch?v=~~T0hSLxRU-t8		<center><youtube>T0hSLxRU-t8</youtube>

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imported>Akesgeroth at 14:19, 24 September 2011

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	'''WARNING: Do not watch unless you want your anus to feel really weird afterward. Seriously, your asshole will feel like it's leaking if you even think about it, after having seen it. (Just kidding. Gather your whole family around the computer to watch this funny cat video!)'''		'''WARNING: Do not watch unless you want your anus to feel really weird afterward. Seriously, your asshole will feel like it's leaking if you even think about it, after having seen it. (Just kidding. Gather your whole family around the computer to watch this funny cat video!)'''

	~~<s>~~http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=~~x8nMOUxhydY</s>~~		http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0hSLxRU-t8

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imported>Hipcrime: dead vids

2011-08-29T21:58:27Z

dead vids

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	{{quote\|i'll fuck your arse to death\|[[OldDirtyBtard]]\|[[ED IRC]]}}		{{quote\|i'll fuck your arse to death\|[[OldDirtyBtard]]\|[[ED IRC]]}}

	{{shock}}'''Goosh Goosh''' is yet another [[Shock site\|shock video]], with the rare distinction of managing to stay up on [[YouTube]] for three fucking years ~~without~~ getting [[banned\|b&hammered]]. It is taken from some [[anime]] called <i>Tokyo Tribe II</i>, and depicts the violent, unlubricated [[rape\|anal rape]] of some unnamed character, while a bunch of Jiggers stand by. [[shit nobody cares about\|"Jiggers" is what you call Japanese wiggers, right? Whatever.]] Anyway, there's no real context for this. A grotesquely obese man is lying in a bath, being fellated, having his fingers sucked and his fat licked by random naked sluts. The [[wiggers\|jiggers]] show up with money and some vaguely effeminate boy. Fatty-san says something in moonspeak that translates to "this is very good", before he proceeds to '''FUCKING RAPE THE KID TO DEATH WHILE YELLING "GOOSH GOOSH! GOOSH GOOSH! GOOSH GOOSH!"'''		{{shock}}'''Goosh Goosh''' is yet another [[Shock site\|shock video]], with the rare distinction of managing to stay up on [[YouTube]] for three fucking years before getting [[banned\|b&hammered]]. It is taken from some [[anime]] called <i>Tokyo Tribe II</i>, and depicts the violent, unlubricated [[rape\|anal rape]] of some unnamed character, while a bunch of Jiggers stand by. [[shit nobody cares about\|"Jiggers" is what you call Japanese wiggers, right? Whatever.]] Anyway, there's no real context for this. A grotesquely obese man is lying in a bath, being fellated, having his fingers sucked and his fat licked by random naked sluts. The [[wiggers\|jiggers]] show up with money and some vaguely effeminate boy. Fatty-san says something in moonspeak that translates to "this is very good", before he proceeds to '''FUCKING RAPE THE KID TO DEATH WHILE YELLING "GOOSH GOOSH! GOOSH GOOSH! GOOSH GOOSH!"'''

	It's hard to make sense of any of it, because it's [[Japanese]], but that is definitely what happens. It is seen in silhouette, there is blood pooling out from under the curtain, and apparently the kid's spine breaks. There is a shot of his lifeless corpse dropping to the floor, and a pool of blood spreads out. '''WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN'''		It's hard to make sense of any of it, because it's [[Japanese]], but that is definitely what happens. It is seen in silhouette, there is blood pooling out from under the curtain, and apparently the kid's spine breaks. There is a shot of his lifeless corpse dropping to the floor, and a pool of blood spreads out. '''WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN'''

	What makes even less sense is that this has been on YouTube for at least a year, and, while it has been flagged,it has not been removed~~. Instead~~, ~~it's been~~ hidden behind a button and marked as "may be inappropriate for minors".		What makes even less sense is that this has been on YouTube for at least a year, and, while it has been repeatedly flagged, <s>it has not been removed</s> it stayed up for more than four years, previously hidden behind a button and marked as "may be inappropriate for minors".

	== The Video ==		== The Video ==
	'''WARNING: Do not watch unless you want your anus to feel really weird afterward. Seriously, your asshole will feel like it's leaking if you even think about it, after having seen it. (Just kidding. Gather your whole family around the computer to watch this funny cat video!)'''		'''WARNING: Do not watch unless you want your anus to feel really weird afterward. Seriously, your asshole will feel like it's leaking if you even think about it, after having seen it. (Just kidding. Gather your whole family around the computer to watch this funny cat video!)'''

	<~~center~~>		<s>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8nMOUxhydY</s>
	<youtube>x8nMOUxhydY</~~youtube~~>
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	According to [[TOW]], the plot of <i>Tokyo Tribe II</i> is this:		According to [[TOW]], the plot of <i>Tokyo Tribe II</i> is this:

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	Needless to say, the [[interwebs]] are incapable of not creating [[unfunny]] [[AMV\|remixes]] whenever there is a video clip that is even vaguely notable. In this case, most of them (that haven't been [[baleeted]] by [[Nazis\|YouTube]]) aren't even hidden behind the "you must be [[Chris Hansen\|18]] to watch this" button.		Needless to say, the [[interwebs]] are incapable of not creating [[unfunny]] [[AMV\|remixes]] whenever there is a video clip that is even vaguely notable. In this case, most of them (that haven't been [[baleeted]] by [[Nazis\|YouTube]]) aren't even hidden behind the "you must be [[Chris Hansen\|18]] to watch this" button.

	<center>{{fv\|0\|background-color: orange;\|font-weight: bold;~~\|<youtube>_4B5D2sEamY</youtube>\|<youtube>dE9uV63p9rE</youtube>~~\|<youtube>V8Xn7wOIgyA</youtube>\|<youtube>yWY4CYacxb0~~</youtube>\|<youtube>io534tMpqz4</youtube>\|<youtube>DxZzJjvMFA8~~</youtube>}}</center>		<center>{{fv\|0\|background-color: orange;\|font-weight: bold;\|<youtube>V8Xn7wOIgyA</youtube>\|<youtube>yWY4CYacxb0</youtube>}}</center>

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