Goku Vs Superman - Revision history

imported>JuniusThaddeus: Linking.

2016-06-30T16:05:46Z

Linking.

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	''Superman VS Goku''.... Where do we begin. Death Battle is enough of a clusterfuck of pedantic dicksucking and with Gamers at the helm, we'll be fair in that gamers prove this fact right- Give them more obviously exposed evidence pertaining to one side of an argument, they will up and rally over to one side faster than shit is to flies. Bonus points to anything regarding Atheism and Richard Dawkins; the two go as well as feces and urine in a toilet or neckbeards and trilbies. This is due to circumstantial evidence that gamers suck the dick of anyone who will look like they will obviously win; the mating rituals of the Gamer demand science and looking smart in attempts to put out with any slut that will come their way, over any social skills and such that they lack in their delusional, closed, bitter world.		''Superman VS Goku''.... Where do we begin. Death Battle is enough of a clusterfuck of pedantic dicksucking and with Gamers at the helm, we'll be fair in that gamers prove this fact right- Give them more obviously exposed evidence pertaining to one side of an argument, they will up and rally over to one side faster than shit is to flies. Bonus points to anything regarding Atheism and Richard Dawkins; the two go as well as feces and urine in a toilet or neckbeards and trilbies. This is due to circumstantial evidence that gamers suck the dick of anyone who will look like they will obviously win; the mating rituals of the Gamer demand science and looking smart in attempts to put out with any slut that will come their way, over any social skills and such that they lack in their delusional, closed, bitter world.

	This usually leads to Death Battle breaking down stats, examining weapons and skills, matching the veins of ''Fanboy's Deadliest Warrior''. Just like Deadliest Warrior, Screw Attack just pulls things out of their ass 90% of the time and the 10% of it goes to actual research- What, you expected something expert and well made? Even the local yearly Renaissance ~~Fair~~ has more entertainment AND educational value pairing up Samurai VS Knight light sparring battles exploring reasonable and fleshed out flexible possibility than this rejected History Network program that got aborted into the sewers of Crackhead L.A. before the first trimester. 100% of the time, Death Battle plays out like the worst weeaboo designed RPG where stats are everything- And it shows.		This usually leads to Death Battle breaking down stats, examining weapons and skills, matching the veins of ''Fanboy's Deadliest Warrior''. Just like Deadliest Warrior, Screw Attack just pulls things out of their ass 90% of the time and the 10% of it goes to actual research- What, you expected something expert and well made? Even the local yearly [[Renaissance fair]] has more entertainment AND educational value pairing up Samurai VS Knight light sparring battles exploring reasonable and fleshed out flexible possibility than this rejected History Network program that got aborted into the sewers of Crackhead L.A. before the first trimester. 100% of the time, Death Battle plays out like the worst weeaboo designed RPG where stats are everything- And it shows.

	Hell, in business perspective? Superman VS Goku is the kind of matchup in this monkey territory shitflinging ragefest that would get the ratings going sky high with enough audience exposure, '''not e-popularity''', meaning [[Aspergers\|"nerd demographic exclusive familiarity"]]. By the time this was released, '''''it was only the 25th episode of their FIRST FUCKING SEASON'''''. Donald Trump would have not just announced their termination of employment, but be rev'd with a flamethrower and enough hyped Spartans to kick these dumbfucks out of the top of Trump Tower if they ever worked for him. Obviously, they did not profit.		Hell, in business perspective? Superman VS Goku is the kind of matchup in this monkey territory shitflinging ragefest that would get the ratings going sky high with enough audience exposure, '''not e-popularity''', meaning [[Aspergers\|"nerd demographic exclusive familiarity"]]. By the time this was released, '''''it was only the 25th episode of their FIRST FUCKING SEASON'''''. Donald Trump would have not just announced their termination of employment, but be rev'd with a flamethrower and enough hyped Spartans to kick these dumbfucks out of the top of Trump Tower if they ever worked for him. Obviously, they did not profit.

imported>QuickSuckFuck: /* Death Battle */

2015-11-02T09:30:46Z

Death Battle

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	Hell, in business perspective? Superman VS Goku is the kind of matchup in this monkey territory shitflinging ragefest that would get the ratings going sky high with enough audience exposure, '''not e-popularity''', meaning [[Aspergers\|"nerd demographic exclusive familiarity"]]. By the time this was released, '''''it was only the 25th episode of their FIRST FUCKING SEASON'''''. Donald Trump would have not just announced their termination of employment, but be rev'd with a flamethrower and enough hyped Spartans to kick these dumbfucks out of the top of Trump Tower if they ever worked for him. Obviously, they did not profit.		Hell, in business perspective? Superman VS Goku is the kind of matchup in this monkey territory shitflinging ragefest that would get the ratings going sky high with enough audience exposure, '''not e-popularity''', meaning [[Aspergers\|"nerd demographic exclusive familiarity"]]. By the time this was released, '''''it was only the 25th episode of their FIRST FUCKING SEASON'''''. Donald Trump would have not just announced their termination of employment, but be rev'd with a flamethrower and enough hyped Spartans to kick these dumbfucks out of the top of Trump Tower if they ever worked for him. Obviously, they did not profit.

	The result? Well, obviously [[Lulz\|Superman wins]]. Western Gamerdom obviously needed their form of Viagra sometime soon. What, doing more research? You kinda expect too much out of dumbasses that make money off of playing video games and related trivia on a capitalist workweek agenda than an enjoyable hobby with flexible but determined devotion.		The result? Well, obviously [[Lulz\|Superman wins]]. Western Gamerdom obviously needed their form of Viagra sometime soon. What, doing more research? You kinda expect too much out of dumbasses that make money off of playing video games and related trivia on a capitalist workweek agenda than an enjoyable hobby with flexible but determined devotion. Well, that AND the fact that Superman is popular with White Supremacists- They are based in Texas you know.

	But on the other hand, mighty torrent of nerd rage and fanboy butthurt exploded in the comments with DBZ fanboys crying big crocodile tears that their favorite fictional character didnt beat the other fictional character. The butthurt was so great, and so intense people started boycotting Screwattack. They even made a facebook page dedicated to hating screwattack. Superman fanboys swooped in and proceeded to taste [[bawww\|delicious tears.]] HAW HAW HAW		But on the other hand, mighty torrent of nerd rage and fanboy butthurt exploded in the comments with DBZ fanboys crying big crocodile tears that their favorite fictional character didnt beat the other fictional character. The butthurt was so great, and so intense people started boycotting Screwattack. They even made a facebook page dedicated to hating screwattack. Superman fanboys swooped in and proceeded to taste [[bawww\|delicious tears.]] HAW HAW HAW

imported>QuickSuckFuck: /* Death Battle */

2015-11-02T09:22:57Z

Death Battle

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	This usually leads to Death Battle breaking down stats, examining weapons and skills, matching the veins of ''Fanboy's Deadliest Warrior''. Just like Deadliest Warrior, Screw Attack just pulls things out of their ass 90% of the time and the 10% of it goes to actual research- What, you expected something expert and well made? Even the local yearly Renaissance Fair has more entertainment AND educational value pairing up Samurai VS Knight light sparring battles exploring reasonable and fleshed out flexible possibility than this rejected History Network program that got aborted into the sewers of Crackhead L.A. before the first trimester. 100% of the time, Death Battle plays out like the worst weeaboo designed RPG where stats are everything- And it shows.		This usually leads to Death Battle breaking down stats, examining weapons and skills, matching the veins of ''Fanboy's Deadliest Warrior''. Just like Deadliest Warrior, Screw Attack just pulls things out of their ass 90% of the time and the 10% of it goes to actual research- What, you expected something expert and well made? Even the local yearly Renaissance Fair has more entertainment AND educational value pairing up Samurai VS Knight light sparring battles exploring reasonable and fleshed out flexible possibility than this rejected History Network program that got aborted into the sewers of Crackhead L.A. before the first trimester. 100% of the time, Death Battle plays out like the worst weeaboo designed RPG where stats are everything- And it shows.

	Hell, in business perspective? Superman VS Goku is the kind of matchup in this monkey territory shitflinging ragefest that would get the ratings going sky high with enough audience exposure, '''not e-popularity''', meaning [[Aspergers\|"nerd demographic exclusive familiarity"]]. By the time this was released, '''''it was only the 25th episode of their FIRST FUCKING SEASON'''''. Donald Trump would have not just ~~announce~~ their termination of employment, but be rev'd with a flamethrower and enough hyped Spartans to kick these dumbfucks out of the top of Trump Tower if they worked for him.		Hell, in business perspective? Superman VS Goku is the kind of matchup in this monkey territory shitflinging ragefest that would get the ratings going sky high with enough audience exposure, '''not e-popularity''', meaning [[Aspergers\|"nerd demographic exclusive familiarity"]]. By the time this was released, '''''it was only the 25th episode of their FIRST FUCKING SEASON'''''. Donald Trump would have not just announced their termination of employment, but be rev'd with a flamethrower and enough hyped Spartans to kick these dumbfucks out of the top of Trump Tower if they ever worked for him. Obviously, they did not profit.

	The result? Well, obviously [[Lulz\|Superman wins]]. Western Gamerdom obviously needed their form of Viagra sometime soon. What, doing more research? You kinda expect too much out of dumbasses that make money off of playing video games and related trivia on a capitalist workweek agenda than an enjoyable hobby with flexible but determined devotion.		The result? Well, obviously [[Lulz\|Superman wins]]. Western Gamerdom obviously needed their form of Viagra sometime soon. What, doing more research? You kinda expect too much out of dumbasses that make money off of playing video games and related trivia on a capitalist workweek agenda than an enjoyable hobby with flexible but determined devotion.

imported>QuickSuckFuck at 09:20, 2 November 2015

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	[[Image:GokuvsSuperman.jpg\|thumb\|right\|~~Will never actually look this cool.~~]]		[[Image:GokuvsSuperman.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Abandon all dignity, ye who debate here]]
	[[Image:GokuvsSuperman4.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Five seconds later, they started fucking.]]		[[Image:GokuvsSuperman4.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Five seconds later, they started fucking.]]

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	==Death Battle==		==Death Battle==

	~~The failures over at~~ [[Screwattack\|Screw Attack]] ~~actually made up a video to put this extremely stupid issue to rest~~. ~~Breaking down stats~~, ~~examining weapons~~ and ~~skills. Sort~~ of ~~like a fanboy version~~ of ~~Deadliest Warrior. The result?~~ [[~~Lulz\|Superman wins~~]]~~. Even the people researching the damned thing freely admitted that they skewed data in favor of Goku.~~ [[~~Fail\|And in~~ the ~~end he still wasn't even close~~ to ~~matching Superman~~.]]		Death Battle is essentially Video Game online show series hosting site [[Screwattack\|Screw Attack]]'s greatest scam and profiteering engine, which is fueled by the tears, sensationalist dickpulling, and 100% Grade A pure nerd virgin testosterone of hormone challenged nerds out in the US and anywhere where they speak english. Pitting two fictional characters from other series, and only ending in death of one combatant with quality story telling this side of any shitty "internet reviewing" show hosted by [[Doug Walker]] and anyone from [[That Guy With The Glasses]], you have yourself one of the greatest things made for frustrated insecure teenage boys since being introduced to the word "fuck" and Call of Duty.

	A mighty torrent of nerd rage and fanboy butthurt exploded in the comments with DBZ fanboys crying big crocodile tears that their favorite fictional character didnt beat the other fictional character. The butthurt was so great, and so intense people started boycotting Screwattack. They even made a facebook page dedicated to hating screwattack. Superman fanboys swooped in and proceeded to taste [[bawww\|delicious tears.]]		And in all inevitability, all of dickless fedora gamerdumb have come to this topic to put this extremely stupid issue to rest..... it seems. Due to Screw Attack being a site having broken down since Handsome Tom and Stuttering Craig's petty inane bullshit break up over monies, it has their quality shine to it!

			''Superman VS Goku''.... Where do we begin. Death Battle is enough of a clusterfuck of pedantic dicksucking and with Gamers at the helm, we'll be fair in that gamers prove this fact right- Give them more obviously exposed evidence pertaining to one side of an argument, they will up and rally over to one side faster than shit is to flies. Bonus points to anything regarding Atheism and Richard Dawkins; the two go as well as feces and urine in a toilet or neckbeards and trilbies. This is due to circumstantial evidence that gamers suck the dick of anyone who will look like they will obviously win; the mating rituals of the Gamer demand science and looking smart in attempts to put out with any slut that will come their way, over any social skills and such that they lack in their delusional, closed, bitter world.

			This usually leads to Death Battle breaking down stats, examining weapons and skills, matching the veins of ''Fanboy's Deadliest Warrior''. Just like Deadliest Warrior, Screw Attack just pulls things out of their ass 90% of the time and the 10% of it goes to actual research- What, you expected something expert and well made? Even the local yearly Renaissance Fair has more entertainment AND educational value pairing up Samurai VS Knight light sparring battles exploring reasonable and fleshed out flexible possibility than this rejected History Network program that got aborted into the sewers of Crackhead L.A. before the first trimester. 100% of the time, Death Battle plays out like the worst weeaboo designed RPG where stats are everything- And it shows.

			Hell, in business perspective? Superman VS Goku is the kind of matchup in this monkey territory shitflinging ragefest that would get the ratings going sky high with enough audience exposure, '''not e-popularity''', meaning [[Aspergers\|"nerd demographic exclusive familiarity"]]. By the time this was released, '''''it was only the 25th episode of their FIRST FUCKING SEASON'''''. Donald Trump would have not just announce their termination of employment, but be rev'd with a flamethrower and enough hyped Spartans to kick these dumbfucks out of the top of Trump Tower if they worked for him.

			The result? Well, obviously [[Lulz\|Superman wins]]. Western Gamerdom obviously needed their form of Viagra sometime soon. What, doing more research? You kinda expect too much out of dumbasses that make money off of playing video games and related trivia on a capitalist workweek agenda than an enjoyable hobby with flexible but determined devotion.

			But on the other hand, mighty torrent of nerd rage and fanboy butthurt exploded in the comments with DBZ fanboys crying big crocodile tears that their favorite fictional character didnt beat the other fictional character. The butthurt was so great, and so intense people started boycotting Screwattack. They even made a facebook page dedicated to hating screwattack. Superman fanboys swooped in and proceeded to taste [[bawww\|delicious tears.]] HAW HAW HAW

			Best off? This was done in a ''two parter''. That's right. One time to beat Goku down senseless, and another to fuck him up the ass. Superman fans then gathered at Screw Attack's next convention and had the biggest gay orgy ever (anyone that liked anime was forcibly held down and raped).

	[http://www.screwattack.com/shows/originals/death-battle/death-battle-goku-vs-superman The offending video]		[http://www.screwattack.com/shows/originals/death-battle/death-battle-goku-vs-superman The offending video]

imported>While at 05:51, 2 November 2015

2015-11-02T05:51:01Z

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	Superman fanboy: and how many times has superman died compared to goku??? oh wait thats right		Superman fanboy: and how many times has superman died compared to goku??? oh wait thats right

	Goku fanboy: Goku can fight ~~whilst~~ he's dad fgt. You just owned yourself.		Goku fanboy: Goku can fight while he's dad fgt. You just owned yourself.
	Goku fanboy: instant transmission to kryptonite supply. goku wins		Goku fanboy: instant transmission to kryptonite supply. goku wins

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	didn't own myself		didn't own myself

	Goku fanboy: He does fucking fight ~~WHILST~~ HE'S DEAD retard. In the buu series he was allowed to come		Goku fanboy: He does fucking fight WHILE HE'S DEAD retard. In the buu series he was allowed to come
	back to earth for a day ~~WHILST~~ HE WAS STILL DEAD, hence why he still had A FUCKING		back to earth for a day WHILE HE WAS STILL DEAD, hence why he still had A FUCKING
	HALO. Dipshit, research your shit before you start talking shit.		HALO. Dipshit, research your shit before you start talking shit.
	Goku fanboy: Supes can't fly at the speed of light, and goku can fly faster than the speed of light		Goku fanboy: Supes can't fly at the speed of light, and goku can fly faster than the speed of light

imported>Mr-ex777: removed unfunny doomsday 2012 joke that died out last year because it didn't happen.

2013-03-18T10:16:41Z

removed unfunny doomsday 2012 joke that died out last year because it didn't happen.

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imported>Mr-ex777: removed unfunny doomsday 2012 joke that died out last year because it didn't happen.

2013-03-18T10:16:41Z

removed unfunny doomsday 2012 joke that died out last year because it didn't happen.

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imported>Mr-ex777: removed unfunny doomsday 2012 joke that died out last year because it didn't happen.

2013-03-18T10:16:41Z

removed unfunny doomsday 2012 joke that died out last year because it didn't happen.

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imported>Mr-ex777: removed unfunny doomsday 2012 joke that died out last year because it didn't happen.

2013-03-18T10:16:41Z

removed unfunny doomsday 2012 joke that died out last year because it didn't happen.

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	[[Image:GokuvsSuperman4.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Five seconds later, they started fucking.]]		[[Image:GokuvsSuperman4.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Five seconds later, they started fucking.]]

	Since the beginning of the [[internets]], [[basement dwellers\|man]] has wondered who would win in an [[epic]] battle: '''[[DBZ\|Goku]] or [[Superman]]'''? Much debate has been had on the [[internets]] (hell, even [[4chan]] has argued on the subject) as to who is truly the greater [[an hero\|superhero]]. It has been prophesied for that the [[epic\|epic battle]] will take place on the [[2012\|21st December 2012]], [[divide by zero\|thus causing a rip in the Space-Time Continuum]], creating an imbalance of matter and we're definitely [[OMG\|all going to be fucked]] (except for Superman and Goku).		Since the beginning of the [[internets]], [[basement dwellers\|man]] has wondered who would win in an [[epic]] battle: '''[[DBZ\|Goku]] or [[Superman]]'''? Much debate has been had on the [[internets]] (hell, even [[4chan]] has argued on the subject) as to who is truly the greater [[an hero\|superhero]].

	Much more likely, however, is an unbelievably [[Faggot\|gay]] [[crossover]] hosted by '''DC''' and '''Shūeisha''', consisting of Goku pulled into Metropolis to help Superman defeat Lex Luthor, who will have stolen the [[Balls\|Dragon Balls]] to wish himself super powers so that he can take control of the entire multi-universe. Five pages will be devoted to the fan service duel which will, naturally, end in [[lulz\|a draw]].		Much more likely, however, is an unbelievably [[Faggot\|gay]] [[crossover]] hosted by '''DC''' and '''Shūeisha''', consisting of Goku pulled into Metropolis to help Superman defeat Lex Luthor, who will have stolen the [[Balls\|Dragon Balls]] to wish himself super powers so that he can take control of the entire multi-universe. Five pages will be devoted to the fan service duel which will, naturally, end in [[lulz\|a draw]].

imported>Oddguy: /* External Links */

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External Links

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	*[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/goku-vs-superman.php Something Awful's flawless debate]		*[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/goku-vs-superman.php Something Awful's flawless debate]

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	Hell, in business perspective? Superman VS Goku is the kind of matchup in this monkey territory shitflinging ragefest that would get the ratings going sky high with enough audience exposure, '''not e-popularity''', meaning [[Aspergers\|"nerd demographic exclusive familiarity"]]. By the time this was released, '''''it was only the 25th episode of their FIRST FUCKING SEASON'''''. Donald Trump would have not just announced their termination of employment, but be rev'd with a flamethrower and enough hyped Spartans to kick these dumbfucks out of the top of Trump Tower if they ever worked for him. Obviously, they did not profit.		Hell, in business perspective? Superman VS Goku is the kind of matchup in this monkey territory shitflinging ragefest that would get the ratings going sky high with enough audience exposure, '''not e-popularity''', meaning [[Aspergers\|"nerd demographic exclusive familiarity"]]. By the time this was released, '''''it was only the 25th episode of their FIRST FUCKING SEASON'''''. Donald Trump would have not just announced their termination of employment, but be rev'd with a flamethrower and enough hyped Spartans to kick these dumbfucks out of the top of Trump Tower if they ever worked for him. Obviously, they did not profit.

	The result? Well, obviously [[Lulz\|Superman wins]]. Western Gamerdom obviously needed their form of Viagra sometime soon. What, doing more research? You kinda expect too much out of dumbasses that make money off of playing video games and related trivia on a capitalist workweek agenda than an enjoyable hobby with flexible but determined devotion.		The result? Well, obviously [[Lulz\|Superman wins]]. Western Gamerdom obviously needed their form of Viagra sometime soon. What, doing more research? You kinda expect too much out of dumbasses that make money off of playing video games and related trivia on a capitalist workweek agenda than an enjoyable hobby with flexible but determined devotion. Well, that AND the fact that Superman is popular with White Supremacists- They are based in Texas you know.

	But on the other hand, mighty torrent of nerd rage and fanboy butthurt exploded in the comments with DBZ fanboys crying big crocodile tears that their favorite fictional character didnt beat the other fictional character. The butthurt was so great, and so intense people started boycotting Screwattack. They even made a facebook page dedicated to hating screwattack. Superman fanboys swooped in and proceeded to taste [[bawww\|delicious tears.]] HAW HAW HAW		But on the other hand, mighty torrent of nerd rage and fanboy butthurt exploded in the comments with DBZ fanboys crying big crocodile tears that their favorite fictional character didnt beat the other fictional character. The butthurt was so great, and so intense people started boycotting Screwattack. They even made a facebook page dedicated to hating screwattack. Superman fanboys swooped in and proceeded to taste [[bawww\|delicious tears.]] HAW HAW HAW

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	[[Image:GokuvsSuperman4.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Five seconds later, they started fucking.]]		[[Image:GokuvsSuperman4.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Five seconds later, they started fucking.]]

	Since the beginning of the [[internets]], [[basement dwellers\|man]] has wondered who would win in an [[epic]] battle: '''[[DBZ\|Goku]] or [[Superman]]'''? Much debate has been had on the [[internets]] (hell, even [[4chan]] has argued on the subject) as to who is truly the greater [[an hero\|superhero]]. It has been prophesied for that the [[epic\|epic battle]] will take place on the [[2012\|21st December 2012]], [[divide by zero\|thus causing a rip in the Space-Time Continuum]], creating an imbalance of matter and we're definitely [[OMG\|all going to be fucked]] (except for Superman and Goku).		Since the beginning of the [[internets]], [[basement dwellers\|man]] has wondered who would win in an [[epic]] battle: '''[[DBZ\|Goku]] or [[Superman]]'''? Much debate has been had on the [[internets]] (hell, even [[4chan]] has argued on the subject) as to who is truly the greater [[an hero\|superhero]].

	Much more likely, however, is an unbelievably [[Faggot\|gay]] [[crossover]] hosted by '''DC''' and '''Shūeisha''', consisting of Goku pulled into Metropolis to help Superman defeat Lex Luthor, who will have stolen the [[Balls\|Dragon Balls]] to wish himself super powers so that he can take control of the entire multi-universe. Five pages will be devoted to the fan service duel which will, naturally, end in [[lulz\|a draw]].		Much more likely, however, is an unbelievably [[Faggot\|gay]] [[crossover]] hosted by '''DC''' and '''Shūeisha''', consisting of Goku pulled into Metropolis to help Superman defeat Lex Luthor, who will have stolen the [[Balls\|Dragon Balls]] to wish himself super powers so that he can take control of the entire multi-universe. Five pages will be devoted to the fan service duel which will, naturally, end in [[lulz\|a draw]].