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Stooge: I do not deem this article too long.

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I do not deem this article too long.

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	~~{{Timeline\|Featured Article April 11-15,~~ [[~~2021~~]]\|[[~~The Royal Family~~]]~~\|[[Godzilla]]\|~~[[~~Dogecoin~~]]}}		*[[Japan]]
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			*[[King Kong]]
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imported>.wil: readability

2021-04-19T05:42:01Z

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imported>NodroG nameerF: /* Godzilla: Monster Planet */

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Godzilla: Monster Planet

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	===Godzilla: Monster Planet===		===Godzilla: Monster Planet===
	In Godzilla's first anime appearance, shit gets real. Godilla, now an ancient mutated plant standing 50 meters tall,appears in 2030 after a few years of monster attacks. Godzilla decided he was angry and killed 95% of humanity and most of the other kaiju to save Toho the cost of having to animate more characters. One of Humanity's allies created mechagodzilla to kill Godzilla, but for the same reason as the other dudes dying, Mechagodzilla decided it didn't want to start (Toho confirmed this) and let it's creators get shrekt by Godzilla.		In Godzilla's first anime appearance, shit gets real. Godilla, now an ancient mutated plant standing 50 meters tall,appears in 2030 after a few years of monster attacks. Godzilla decided he was angry and killed 95% of humanity and most of the other kaiju to save Toho the cost of having to animate more characters. One of Humanity's allies created mechagodzilla to kill Godzilla, but for the same reason as the other dudes dying, Mechagodzilla decided it didn't want to start (Toho confirmed this) and let it's creators get shrekt by Godzilla.
	we follow humanity and a bunch of completely original and totally non-human aliens on a spaceship 20 years after Godzilla killed 95% of earth's population and the other kaiju. An edgy blue-haired anime dude decides he wants revenge on Godzilla, and finds a way to kill him with electrified tent pegs. the other dudes agree and send the people back, only to find that they fucked up and 20,000 years has passed by (seriously, how do you do that with a super-advanced AI?). They decide to kill Godzilla anyway and after landing are immediately attacked by flying versions of Godzilla, because Legendary pictures currently has the rights to Rodan and they couldn't use him. Afterwards, they encounter Godzilla. After realizing that dive bombing him won't work after they try it 5,000 times or so they decide to enact the plan. they successfully kill Godzilla witht he electrified tent pegs. However, a nearby mountain that magically appears (it's not there in the previous scenes, so where did it come from?) rises up, revealing that the Godzilla they killed was actually minilla and that Godzilla is now 350 meters tall. Godzilla then proceeds to yell at the main characters so loudly that most of them die. the movie ends.		we follow humanity and a bunch of completely original and totally non-human aliens on a spaceship 20 years after Godzilla killed 95% of earth's population and the other kaiju. An edgy blue-haired anime dude decides he wants revenge on Godzilla, and finds a way to kill him with electrified tent pegs. the other dudes agree and send the people back, only to find that they fucked up and 20,000 years has passed by (seriously, how do you do that with a super-advanced AI?). They decide to kill Godzilla anyway and after landing are immediately attacked by flying versions of Godzilla, because Legendary pictures currently has the rights to Rodan and they couldn't use him. Afterwards, they encounter Godzilla. After realizing that dive bombing him won't work after they try it 5,000 times or so they decide to enact the plan. they successfully kill Godzilla witht he electrified tent pegs. However, a nearby mountain that magically appears (it's not there in the previous scenes, so where did it come from?) rises up, revealing that the Godzilla they killed was actually an actually scary version of minilla and that Godzilla is now 350 meters tall. Godzilla then proceeds to yell at the main characters so loudly that most of them die. the movie ends.
	Weebs were happy with this Godzilla, as were a good amount of the fans, and they are currently waiting for the next 2 films that will follow up on this one.		Weebs were happy with this Godzilla, as were a good amount of the fans, and they are currently waiting for the next 2 films that will follow up on this one.

imported>NodroG nameerF: /* Godzilla: Monster Planet */

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Godzilla: Monster Planet

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	===Godzilla: Monster Planet===		===Godzilla: Monster Planet===
	In Godzilla's first anime appearance, shit gets real. Godilla, now an ancient mutated plant standing 50 meters tall,appears in 2030 after a few years of monster attacks. Godzilla decided he was angry and killed 95% of humanity and most of the other kaiju to save Toho the cost of having to animate more characters. One of Humanity's allies created mechagodzilla to kill Godzilla, but for the same reason as the other dudes dying, Mechagodzilla decided it didn't want to start (Toho confirmed this) and let it's creators get shrekt by Godzilla.		In Godzilla's first anime appearance, shit gets real. Godilla, now an ancient mutated plant standing 50 meters tall,appears in 2030 after a few years of monster attacks. Godzilla decided he was angry and killed 95% of humanity and most of the other kaiju to save Toho the cost of having to animate more characters. One of Humanity's allies created mechagodzilla to kill Godzilla, but for the same reason as the other dudes dying, Mechagodzilla decided it didn't want to start (Toho confirmed this) and let it's creators get shrekt by Godzilla.
	we follow humanity and a bunch of completely original and totally non-human aliens on a spaceship 20 years after Godzilla killed 95% of earth's population and the other kaiju. An edgy blue-haired anime dude decides he wants revenge on Godzilla, and finds a way to kill him with electrified tent pegs. the other dudes agree and send the people back, only to find that they fucked up and 20,000 years has passed by (seriously, how do you do that with a super-advanced AI?). They decide to kill Godzilla anyway and after landing are immediately attacked by flying versions of Godzilla, because Legendary pictures currently has the rights to Rodan and they couldn't use him. Afterwards, they encounter Godzilla. After realizing that dive bombing him won't work after they try it 5,000 times or so they decide to enact the plan. they successfully kill Godzilla witht he electrified tent pegs. However, a nearby mountain that magically appears (it's not there in the previous scenes, so where did it come from?) rises up, revealing that the Godzilla they killed was actually minilla and that Godzilla is now 350 meters tall. Godzilla then proceeds to yell at the main characters so loudly that most of them die. the movie ends.		we follow humanity and a bunch of completely original and totally non-human aliens on a spaceship 20 years after Godzilla killed 95% of earth's population and the other kaiju. An edgy blue-haired anime dude decides he wants revenge on Godzilla, and finds a way to kill him with electrified tent pegs. the other dudes agree and send the people back, only to find that they fucked up and 20,000 years has passed by (seriously, how do you do that with a super-advanced AI?). They decide to kill Godzilla anyway and after landing are immediately attacked by flying versions of Godzilla, because Legendary pictures currently has the rights to Rodan and they couldn't use him. Afterwards, they encounter Godzilla. After realizing that dive bombing him won't work after they try it 5,000 times or so they decide to enact the plan. they successfully kill Godzilla witht he electrified tent pegs. However, a nearby mountain that magically appears (it's not there in the previous scenes, so where did it come from?) rises up, revealing that the Godzilla they killed was actually minilla and that Godzilla is now 350 meters tall. Godzilla then proceeds to yell at the main characters so loudly that most of them die. the movie ends.
	Weebs were happy with this Godzilla, as were a good amount of the fans, and they are currently waiting for the next 2 films that will follow up on this one.		Weebs were happy with this Godzilla, as were a good amount of the fans, and they are currently waiting for the next 2 films that will follow up on this one.

imported>NodroG nameerF: /* Movies */

2018-07-03T08:06:39Z

Movies

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	An amazing mindfuck, but what else would you expect from the man who created [[Neon Genesis Evangelion]]?		An amazing mindfuck, but what else would you expect from the man who created [[Neon Genesis Evangelion]]?

			===Godzilla: Monster Planet===
			In Godzilla's first anime appearance, shit gets real. Godilla, now an ancient mutated plant standing 50 meters tall,appears in 2030 after a few years of monster attacks. Godzilla decided he was angry and killed 95% of humanity and most of the other kaiju to save Toho the cost of having to animate more characters. One of Humanity's allies created mechagodzilla to kill Godzilla, but for the same reason as the other dudes dying, Mechagodzilla decided it didn't want to start (Toho confirmed this) and let it's creators get shrekt by Godzilla.
			we follow humanity and a bunch of completely original and totally non-human aliens on a spaceship 20 years after Godzilla killed 95% of earth's population and the other kaiju. An edgy blue-haired anime dude decides he wants revenge on Godzilla, and finds a way to kill him with electrified tent pegs. the other dudes agree and send the people back, only to find that they fucked up and 20,000 years has passed by (seriously, how do you do that with a super-advanced AI?). They decide to kill Godzilla anyway and after landing are immediately attacked by flying versions of Godzilla, because Legendary pictures currently has the rights to Rodan and they couldn't use him. Afterwards, they encounter Godzilla. After realizing that dive bombing him won't work after they try it 5,000 times or so they decide to enact the plan. they successfully kill Godzilla witht he electrified tent pegs. However, a nearby mountain that magically appears (it's not there in the previous scenes, so where did it come from?) rises up, revealing that the Godzilla they killed was actually minilla and that Godzilla is now 350 meters tall. Godzilla then proceeds to yell at the main characters so loudly that most of them die. the movie ends.
			Weebs were happy with this Godzilla, as were a good amount of the fans, and they are currently waiting for the next 2 films that will follow up on this one.

	==Television==		==Television==

imported>Pottis: /* Ghidorah the Three-Headed Monster (1964) */

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Ghidorah the Three-Headed Monster (1964)

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	===Ghidorah the Three-Headed Monster (1964)===		===Ghidorah the Three-Headed Monster (1964)===

	Some hot princess gets possessed by [[Mars\|Martians]] to warn people about a giant three headed dragon that destroyed their civilization. Unfortunately for them, a lot of people want to [[Murder\|kill]] this broad, so the dumbasses should have picked somebody less hated to spew their bullshit at. The government gets the fairies to call upon the last of Mothra's surviving larvae to fight a giant three-headed dragon that breathes ~~fire~~, thus proving the "saying all Japanese people are geniuses" isn't exactly true. Godzilla comes back from the ocean and gets into a fight with a giant pteranadon named Rodan because apparently the daikaiju population has some real anger issues. Mothra comes to recruit them for their fight, and, as any sensible monster would react, they tell her to piss off. Then they change their minds (but only after Rodan drops Godzilla on his dick and Godzilla swears at Mothra), whoop Ghidorah's ass and he retreats. The whole [[Space\|universe]] was safe until Planet X came along with their nonsense.		Some hot princess gets possessed by [[Mars\|Martians]] to warn people about a giant three headed dragon that destroyed their civilization. Unfortunately for them, a lot of people want to [[Murder\|kill]] this broad, so the dumbasses should have picked somebody less hated to spew their bullshit at. The government gets the fairies to call upon the last of Mothra's surviving larvae to fight a giant three-headed dragon that breathes lightning, thus proving the "saying all Japanese people are geniuses" isn't exactly true. Godzilla comes back from the ocean and gets into a fight with a giant pteranadon named Rodan because apparently the daikaiju population has some real anger issues. Mothra comes to recruit them for their fight, and, as any sensible monster would react, they tell her to piss off. Then they change their minds (but only after Rodan drops Godzilla on his dick and Godzilla swears at Mothra), whoop Ghidorah's ass and he retreats. The whole [[Space\|universe]] was safe until Planet X came along with their nonsense.

	===Invasion of Astro Monster (1965)===		===Invasion of Astro Monster (1965)===

imported>Pottis: Eiji Tsubaraya is not necessarily the sole creator of Godzilla

2017-05-10T03:18:42Z

Eiji Tsubaraya is not necessarily the sole creator of Godzilla

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	===Ultraman (and its sequels) (1966-)===		===Ultraman (and its sequels) (1966-)===
	Constructed by Eiji Tsuburaya, the ~~man behind~~ Godzilla ~~himself~~, ''Ultraman'' is what happens when you take the tried and tested formula for Kaiju films and place it on the small screen. This series is so expansive that it needs a page all to itself.		Constructed by Eiji Tsuburaya, co-creator and special effects director behind the original Godzilla, ''Ultraman'' is what happens when you take the tried and tested formula for Kaiju films and place it on the small screen. This series is so expansive that it needs a page all to itself.

	===Godzilla: the Series (1978-1981)===		===Godzilla: the Series (1978-1981)===

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Shin Godzilla (2016)

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	===Shin Godzilla (2016)===		===Shin Godzilla (2016)===
	The men from Japan decided that the 2014 film was so good, it ~~deserves~~ a sequel before Legendary finishes making their own~~! Filming has began~~, but ~~we can only speculate as~~ to what ~~this new film will be like.~~		The men from Japan decided that the 2014 film was so good, it deserved a sequel before Legendary finishes making their own. This time, EVERYTHING changes. Godzilla's no longer a nuked dinosaur, but a [[DBZ\|perfect]] organism who got mutated by eating radioactive waste. After coming ashore in a [[dog\|puppy]]-like form which fucks over Kamata and then mutates into a slightly bigger form, the government decide that they're going to bomb the shit out of it, and the [[USA\|Americans]] come in to join in the fun. As expected, Godzilla mutates into a fourth form that...completely ignores the army and the air force, until the Americans fuck everything up and result in Godzilla getting pissed off and obliterating Tokyo. A few days later, a plan is hatched that involves freezing Godzilla, and it works, but in the end it turns out that Godzilla's making [[human]]oids to fight the people who pissed him off up close, despite being frozen.

			An amazing mindfuck, but what else would you expect from the man who created [[Neon Genesis Evangelion]]?

	==Television==		==Television==