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Number9999999: Glocks are responsible for like 99% of gun violence across the world wtf wrong with their owners

2025-04-17T22:17:47Z

Glocks are responsible for like 99% of gun violence across the world wtf wrong with their owners

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	{{breaking\|Gaston Glock is dead!!!1}}		{{breaking\|Gaston Glock is dead!!!1}}
	Ain't no more generic word fo' a fir'arm den '''Glock''', fgt! Jus' bizniz yo!		{{Achtung\|Ain't no more generic word fo' a fir'arm den '''Glock''', fgt! Jus' bizniz yo!}}

			'''Glocks'''{{jew}} are overpriced, overrated generic heaps of [[slop\|plastic]] and [[metal]] owned by cops, [[MAGAts]], [[Niggers]], [[Mass shooter\|mass shooters]], and [[Algore\|mass shooting obsessed losers]] who are too in denial that they know about nothing about firearms and that they paid $500 for yet another specimen of the unending, bottomless pit of [[filth\|polymer-framed, striker fired, locked breech]] sorry goyslop excuses for a handgun.

	{{quote\|Gaston Glock, an Austrian curtain-rod manufacturer, designed the Glock 17 in his garage outside Vienna in the early 1980s. Soon it was a global bestseller. Alarmed by aspects of the pistol’s revolutionary polymer design — including the lack of a conventional safety mechanism — Congress held hearings on the Glock in 1986 and New York City banned it. Yet the Glock remains by far America’s most popular pistol — carried by two-thirds of police officers, immortalized by hip-hop and Hollywood and wielded by the perpetrators of the Virginia Tech, Tucson, Aurora and Charleston massacres.		{{quote\|Gaston Glock, an Austrian curtain-rod manufacturer, designed the Glock 17 in his garage outside Vienna in the early 1980s. Soon it was a global bestseller. Alarmed by aspects of the pistol’s revolutionary polymer design — including the lack of a conventional safety mechanism — Congress held hearings on the Glock in 1986 and New York City banned it. Yet the Glock remains by far America’s most popular pistol — carried by two-thirds of police officers, immortalized by hip-hop and Hollywood and wielded by the perpetrators of the Virginia Tech, Tucson, Aurora and Charleston massacres.
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imported>Genberg47 at 01:22, 29 December 2023

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imported>Genberg47 at 01:22, 29 December 2023

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			{{breaking\|Gaston Glock is dead!!!1}}
	Ain't no more generic word fo' a fir'arm den '''Glock''', fgt! Jus' bizniz yo!		Ain't no more generic word fo' a fir'arm den '''Glock''', fgt! Jus' bizniz yo!

imported>MJ2.0 at 08:38, 28 September 2018

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	“He’s got a lot of skeletons,” former Glock executive Peter Manown said in court after pleading guilty to stealing from the company. “He’s done, in my mind, a lot of things that are much worse than what Jannuzzo and I did. He makes roughly $200,000 a day — he personally. He spends money on mistresses, on houses, on sex, on cars. He bribes people. He’s just a bad guy.”\|http://billmoyers.com/story/fully-loaded-inside-shadowy-world-americas-10-biggest-gunmakers/}}		“He’s got a lot of skeletons,” former Glock executive Peter Manown said in court after pleading guilty to stealing from the company. “He’s done, in my mind, a lot of things that are much worse than what Jannuzzo and I did. He makes roughly $200,000 a day — he personally. He spends money on mistresses, on houses, on sex, on cars. He bribes people. He’s just a bad guy.”\|http://billmoyers.com/story/fully-loaded-inside-shadowy-world-americas-10-biggest-gunmakers/}}
	{{~~rainbow~~\|~~Did u hear that? He's~~ got a lot of ~~skeletons~~}}
			{{rainbowpyramid\|<small>“He’s got a lot of skeletons”</small>}}

	==Nuff sed==		==Nuff sed==

imported>MJ2.0 at 08:27, 28 September 2018

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	~~Pop a cap in yo' azz, [[Gun\|biaotch]]!~~ Ain't no more generic word ~~for~~ a fir'arm den '''Glock''', fgt! Jus' bizniz yo!		Ain't no more generic word fo' a fir'arm den '''Glock''', fgt! Jus' bizniz yo!

	{{quote\|Gaston Glock, an Austrian curtain-rod manufacturer, designed the Glock 17 in his garage outside Vienna in the early 1980s. Soon it was a global bestseller. Alarmed by aspects of the pistol’s revolutionary polymer design — including the lack of a conventional safety mechanism — Congress held hearings on the Glock in 1986 and New York City banned it. Yet the Glock remains by far America’s most popular pistol — carried by two-thirds of police officers, immortalized by hip-hop and Hollywood and wielded by the perpetrators of the Virginia Tech, Tucson, Aurora and Charleston massacres.		{{quote\|Gaston Glock, an Austrian curtain-rod manufacturer, designed the Glock 17 in his garage outside Vienna in the early 1980s. Soon it was a global bestseller. Alarmed by aspects of the pistol’s revolutionary polymer design — including the lack of a conventional safety mechanism — Congress held hearings on the Glock in 1986 and New York City banned it. Yet the Glock remains by far America’s most popular pistol — carried by two-thirds of police officers, immortalized by hip-hop and Hollywood and wielded by the perpetrators of the Virginia Tech, Tucson, Aurora and Charleston massacres.

imported>MJ2.0 at 08:26, 28 September 2018

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	Pop a cap in yo' azz, [[Gun\|biaotch]]! Ain't no more generic word for a fir'arm den Glock, fgt! Jus' bizniz yo!		Pop a cap in yo' azz, [[Gun\|biaotch]]! Ain't no more generic word for a fir'arm den '''Glock''', fgt! Jus' bizniz yo!
	~~[[image:Gun -image shack image 1.jpg\|right\|thumb\|shove it all the way in, whiteboy]]~~

	{{quote\|Gaston Glock, an Austrian curtain-rod manufacturer, designed the Glock 17 in his garage outside Vienna in the early 1980s. Soon it was a global bestseller. Alarmed by aspects of the pistol’s revolutionary polymer design — including the lack of a conventional safety mechanism — Congress held hearings on the Glock in 1986 and New York City banned it. Yet the Glock remains by far America’s most popular pistol — carried by two-thirds of police officers, immortalized by hip-hop and Hollywood and wielded by the perpetrators of the Virginia Tech, Tucson, Aurora and Charleston massacres.		{{quote\|Gaston Glock, an Austrian curtain-rod manufacturer, designed the Glock 17 in his garage outside Vienna in the early 1980s. Soon it was a global bestseller. Alarmed by aspects of the pistol’s revolutionary polymer design — including the lack of a conventional safety mechanism — Congress held hearings on the Glock in 1986 and New York City banned it. Yet the Glock remains by far America’s most popular pistol — carried by two-thirds of police officers, immortalized by hip-hop and Hollywood and wielded by the perpetrators of the Virginia Tech, Tucson, Aurora and Charleston massacres.
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imported>Lavrentiy Beria (Jr) at 04:07, 24 August 2016

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	Pop a cap in yo' azz, [[Gun\|biaotch]]! Ain't no more generic word for a fir'arm den Glock, fgt! Jus' bizniz yo!		Pop a cap in yo' azz, [[Gun\|biaotch]]! Ain't no more generic word for a fir'arm den Glock, fgt! Jus' bizniz yo!
	[[image:Gun -image shack image 1.jpg\|right\|thumb\|shove it all the way in, whiteboy]]		[[image:Gun -image shack image 1.jpg\|right\|thumb\|shove it all the way in, whiteboy]]
	~~{{rainbow\|He's got a lot of skeletons}}~~
	{{quote\|Gaston Glock, an Austrian curtain-rod manufacturer, designed the Glock 17 in his garage outside Vienna in the early 1980s. Soon it was a global bestseller. Alarmed by aspects of the pistol’s revolutionary polymer design — including the lack of a conventional safety mechanism — Congress held hearings on the Glock in 1986 and New York City banned it. Yet the Glock remains by far America’s most popular pistol — carried by two-thirds of police officers, immortalized by hip-hop and Hollywood and wielded by the perpetrators of the Virginia Tech, Tucson, Aurora and Charleston massacres.		{{quote\|Gaston Glock, an Austrian curtain-rod manufacturer, designed the Glock 17 in his garage outside Vienna in the early 1980s. Soon it was a global bestseller. Alarmed by aspects of the pistol’s revolutionary polymer design — including the lack of a conventional safety mechanism — Congress held hearings on the Glock in 1986 and New York City banned it. Yet the Glock remains by far America’s most popular pistol — carried by two-thirds of police officers, immortalized by hip-hop and Hollywood and wielded by the perpetrators of the Virginia Tech, Tucson, Aurora and Charleston massacres.

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	“He’s got a lot of skeletons,” former Glock executive Peter Manown said in court after pleading guilty to stealing from the company. “He’s done, in my mind, a lot of things that are much worse than what Jannuzzo and I did. He makes roughly $200,000 a day — he personally. He spends money on mistresses, on houses, on sex, on cars. He bribes people. He’s just a bad guy.”\|http://billmoyers.com/story/fully-loaded-inside-shadowy-world-americas-10-biggest-gunmakers/}}		“He’s got a lot of skeletons,” former Glock executive Peter Manown said in court after pleading guilty to stealing from the company. “He’s done, in my mind, a lot of things that are much worse than what Jannuzzo and I did. He makes roughly $200,000 a day — he personally. He spends money on mistresses, on houses, on sex, on cars. He bribes people. He’s just a bad guy.”\|http://billmoyers.com/story/fully-loaded-inside-shadowy-world-americas-10-biggest-gunmakers/}}
			{{rainbow\|Did u hear that? He's got a lot of skeletons}}

	==Nuff sed==		==Nuff sed==

imported>Lavrentiy Beria (Jr) at 04:07, 24 August 2016

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	Pop a cap in yo' azz, [[Gun\|biaotch]]! Ain't no more generic word for a fir'arm den Glock, fgt! Jus' bizniz yo!		Pop a cap in yo' azz, [[Gun\|biaotch]]! Ain't no more generic word for a fir'arm den Glock, fgt! Jus' bizniz yo!
	[[image:Gun -image shack image 1.jpg\|right\|thumb\|shove it all the way in, whiteboy]]		[[image:Gun -image shack image 1.jpg\|right\|thumb\|shove it all the way in, whiteboy]]
			{{rainbow\|He's got a lot of skeletons}}
	{{quote\|Gaston Glock, an Austrian curtain-rod manufacturer, designed the Glock 17 in his garage outside Vienna in the early 1980s. Soon it was a global bestseller. Alarmed by aspects of the pistol’s revolutionary polymer design — including the lack of a conventional safety mechanism — Congress held hearings on the Glock in 1986 and New York City banned it. Yet the Glock remains by far America’s most popular pistol — carried by two-thirds of police officers, immortalized by hip-hop and Hollywood and wielded by the perpetrators of the Virginia Tech, Tucson, Aurora and Charleston massacres.		{{quote\|Gaston Glock, an Austrian curtain-rod manufacturer, designed the Glock 17 in his garage outside Vienna in the early 1980s. Soon it was a global bestseller. Alarmed by aspects of the pistol’s revolutionary polymer design — including the lack of a conventional safety mechanism — Congress held hearings on the Glock in 1986 and New York City banned it. Yet the Glock remains by far America’s most popular pistol — carried by two-thirds of police officers, immortalized by hip-hop and Hollywood and wielded by the perpetrators of the Virginia Tech, Tucson, Aurora and Charleston massacres.

imported>Lavrentiy Beria (Jr) at 23:37, 18 June 2016

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	*[http://www.gastonglockstyle.com/shop Sells "fashun" too]		*[http://www.gastonglockstyle.com/shop Sells "fashun" too]
	*[http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/10/11/glock-family-goes-down-guns-blazing.html lol]		*[http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/10/11/glock-family-goes-down-guns-blazing.html lol]
			*[[Glocktalk]]

	{{politics}}		{{politics}}

imported>Lavrentiy Beria (Jr): /* Nuff sed */

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Nuff sed

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	*Almost none of the above is mentioned in the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaston_Glock TOW article]		*Almost none of the above is mentioned in the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaston_Glock TOW article]
	*[]		*[http://www.gastonglockstyle.com/shop Sells "fashun" too]
	*[]		*[http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/10/11/glock-family-goes-down-guns-blazing.html lol]


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	Pop a cap in yo' azz, [[Gun\|biaotch]]! Ain't no more generic word for a fir'arm den Glock, fgt! Jus' bizniz yo!		Pop a cap in yo' azz, [[Gun\|biaotch]]! Ain't no more generic word for a fir'arm den Glock, fgt! Jus' bizniz yo!
	[[image:Gun -image shack image 1.jpg\|right\|thumb\|shove it all the way in, whiteboy]]		[[image:Gun -image shack image 1.jpg\|right\|thumb\|shove it all the way in, whiteboy]]
	~~{{rainbow\|He's got a lot of skeletons}}~~
	{{quote\|Gaston Glock, an Austrian curtain-rod manufacturer, designed the Glock 17 in his garage outside Vienna in the early 1980s. Soon it was a global bestseller. Alarmed by aspects of the pistol’s revolutionary polymer design — including the lack of a conventional safety mechanism — Congress held hearings on the Glock in 1986 and New York City banned it. Yet the Glock remains by far America’s most popular pistol — carried by two-thirds of police officers, immortalized by hip-hop and Hollywood and wielded by the perpetrators of the Virginia Tech, Tucson, Aurora and Charleston massacres.		{{quote\|Gaston Glock, an Austrian curtain-rod manufacturer, designed the Glock 17 in his garage outside Vienna in the early 1980s. Soon it was a global bestseller. Alarmed by aspects of the pistol’s revolutionary polymer design — including the lack of a conventional safety mechanism — Congress held hearings on the Glock in 1986 and New York City banned it. Yet the Glock remains by far America’s most popular pistol — carried by two-thirds of police officers, immortalized by hip-hop and Hollywood and wielded by the perpetrators of the Virginia Tech, Tucson, Aurora and Charleston massacres.

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	“He’s got a lot of skeletons,” former Glock executive Peter Manown said in court after pleading guilty to stealing from the company. “He’s done, in my mind, a lot of things that are much worse than what Jannuzzo and I did. He makes roughly $200,000 a day — he personally. He spends money on mistresses, on houses, on sex, on cars. He bribes people. He’s just a bad guy.”\|http://billmoyers.com/story/fully-loaded-inside-shadowy-world-americas-10-biggest-gunmakers/}}		“He’s got a lot of skeletons,” former Glock executive Peter Manown said in court after pleading guilty to stealing from the company. “He’s done, in my mind, a lot of things that are much worse than what Jannuzzo and I did. He makes roughly $200,000 a day — he personally. He spends money on mistresses, on houses, on sex, on cars. He bribes people. He’s just a bad guy.”\|http://billmoyers.com/story/fully-loaded-inside-shadowy-world-americas-10-biggest-gunmakers/}}
			{{rainbow\|Did u hear that? He's got a lot of skeletons}}

	==Nuff sed==		==Nuff sed==

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	Pop a cap in yo' azz, [[Gun\|biaotch]]! Ain't no more generic word for a fir'arm den Glock, fgt! Jus' bizniz yo!		Pop a cap in yo' azz, [[Gun\|biaotch]]! Ain't no more generic word for a fir'arm den Glock, fgt! Jus' bizniz yo!
	[[image:Gun -image shack image 1.jpg\|right\|thumb\|shove it all the way in, whiteboy]]		[[image:Gun -image shack image 1.jpg\|right\|thumb\|shove it all the way in, whiteboy]]
			{{rainbow\|He's got a lot of skeletons}}
	{{quote\|Gaston Glock, an Austrian curtain-rod manufacturer, designed the Glock 17 in his garage outside Vienna in the early 1980s. Soon it was a global bestseller. Alarmed by aspects of the pistol’s revolutionary polymer design — including the lack of a conventional safety mechanism — Congress held hearings on the Glock in 1986 and New York City banned it. Yet the Glock remains by far America’s most popular pistol — carried by two-thirds of police officers, immortalized by hip-hop and Hollywood and wielded by the perpetrators of the Virginia Tech, Tucson, Aurora and Charleston massacres.		{{quote\|Gaston Glock, an Austrian curtain-rod manufacturer, designed the Glock 17 in his garage outside Vienna in the early 1980s. Soon it was a global bestseller. Alarmed by aspects of the pistol’s revolutionary polymer design — including the lack of a conventional safety mechanism — Congress held hearings on the Glock in 1986 and New York City banned it. Yet the Glock remains by far America’s most popular pistol — carried by two-thirds of police officers, immortalized by hip-hop and Hollywood and wielded by the perpetrators of the Virginia Tech, Tucson, Aurora and Charleston massacres.