Ghost in the Shell - Revision history

imported>Leanne: /* Trolling GITS fans */

2015-04-05T15:08:39Z

Trolling GITS fans

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imported>Leanne: /* Trolling GITS fans */

2015-04-05T15:08:39Z

Trolling GITS fans

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imported>Leanne: /* Trolling GITS fans */

2015-04-05T15:08:39Z

Trolling GITS fans

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imported>Leanne: /* Trolling GITS fans */

2015-04-05T15:08:39Z

Trolling GITS fans

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	*They talk too much. There's no action.		*They talk too much. There's no action.
	*There's too much shooting and no real plot.		*There's too much shooting and no real plot.
	*It's a [[rip-off]] of [[William Shatner]]'s ~~[[bad \|~~ Tek Wars]]		*It's a [[rip-off]] of [[William Shatner]]'s ''Tek Wars''
	*It was the last good film that both [[Demi Moore]] and [[Patrick Swayze]] made.		*It was the last good film that both [[ghost\|Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze]] made.


	~~Youtube user [[randomlaughingman]] is a major GITS fan, and explosivley autistic. Stop by and say "hi"~~.

	{{Anime}}		{{Anime}}

	~~[[Category:Anime\|*]]~~

imported>Thegreatamphibian: /* Trolling GITS fans */

2015-01-11T22:04:30Z

Trolling GITS fans

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	*They talk too much. There's no action.		*They talk too much. There's no action.
	*There's too much shooting and no real plot.		*There's too much shooting and no real plot.
			*It's a [[rip-off]] of [[William Shatner]]'s [[bad \| Tek Wars]]
			*It was the last good film that both [[Demi Moore]] and [[Patrick Swayze]] made.

imported>Thegreatamphibian: /* Characters */ added tachikoma

2015-01-11T21:59:38Z

Characters: added tachikoma

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	==Characters==		==Characters==
	[[Image:Lm_anonymous.jpg\|thumb\|The Laughing Man IRL]]		[[Image:Lm_anonymous.jpg\|thumb\|The Laughing Man IRL]]
	'''Major Motoko:''' A large breasted Japanese babe who is also a hacker. She is fantasy of every [[Wapanese\|Weeboo]], too bad for them she is a [[Lesbian\|LESBIAN]]! Nobody knows anything about her past because nobody can stay awake while watching Ghost in the shell.		'''Major Motoko:''' A large breasted Japanese babe who is also a hacker. She is fantasy of every [[Wapanese\|Weeboo]], too bad for them she is a [[Lesbian\|LESBIAN]]! Nobody knows anything about her past because nobody can stay awake while watching Ghost in the shell. The Major is [[feminist]] icon whose normal "plainclothes" outfit is a leather jacket worn over a [[thong]].

	[[image:BatouGITS.jpg\|thumb\|Batou - A real man's man.]]		[[image:BatouGITS.jpg\|thumb\|Batou - A real man's man.]]
	'''Batou:''' The beefy Jap version on Steven Seagal. Batou is there to make the [[Everyone\|homophobic]] audience feel less creeped out by the Majors rug munching. This [[Goggles\|does nothing]] other then provide another mouth for long winded lectures.		'''Batou:''' The beefy Jap version on Steven Seagal. Batou is there to make the [[Everyone\|homophobic]] audience feel less creeped out by the Majors rug munching. This [[Goggles\|does nothing]] other then provide another mouth for long winded lectures.
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	'''The Laughing Man:''' The only character that anyone gives a shit about, the Laughing Man is a rip off of [[Anonymous]]. Thus leading to Laughing Man [[IRL]].		'''The Laughing Man:''' The only character that anyone gives a shit about, the Laughing Man is a rip off of [[Anonymous]]. Thus leading to Laughing Man [[IRL]].

			'''The Tachikoma:''' The Major's army of [[sex toys]]. Heavily armed cutesy robot spider tanks with the voices and personalities of [[loli]].

	==Trolling GITS fans==		==Trolling GITS fans==

imported>Mike the Great at 00:07, 25 January 2012

2012-01-25T00:07:24Z

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	{{spoilers\|text=<del>Motoko</del> & Kuze die! No, Motoko had a backup at Windows SkyDrive}}		{{spoilers\|text=Kuze was the boy from the plane crash, Individual 11 was created by Gouda, and <del>Motoko</del> & Kuze die! No, Motoko had a backup at Windows SkyDrive}}
	~~{{spoilers\|text=Individual 11 was created by Gouda}}~~
	~~{{spoilers\|text=Kuze was the boy from the plane crash!~~}}
	[[Image:Lulzman.gif\|center\|The original logo]]		[[Image:Lulzman.gif\|center\|The original logo]]
	[[Image:Ghost in the shellcrap fpa.jpg\|thumb\|300\|Typical scene from Ghost in te shell]]		[[Image:Ghost in the shellcrap fpa.jpg\|thumb\|300\|Typical scene from Ghost in te shell]]
	Ghost in the shell is a [[Typical\|Original]] Anime series that takes the bold approach to try and depict the near future of humankind, like every other anime. Its main characters are [[Anonymous_Borg\|cybernetically enhanced]], like every other anime. It was based on a manga, like every other anime. The plot is a [[tl;dr\|long convoluted dialog]] about something but no one has stayed awake through the movies and TV episodes to remember what it was. The only reason why anyone watches it is because it obeys the cardinal rule of anime: [[Tits or gtfo\|Tits or GTFO]] (also called [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_service fan service]). The main character, Major Motoko, has gigantic tits. Thus making the Ghost in the shell watchable.		Ghost in the shell is a [[Typical\|Original]] Anime series that takes the bold approach to try and depict the near future of humankind, like every other anime. Its main characters are [[Anonymous_Borg\|cybernetically enhanced]], like every other anime. It was based on a manga, like every other anime. The plot is a [[tl;dr\|long convoluted dialog]] about something but no one has stayed awake through the movies and TV episodes to remember what it was. The only reason why anyone watches it is because it obeys the cardinal rule of anime: [[Tits or gtfo\|Tits or GTFO]] (also called [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_service fan service]). The main character, Major Motoko, has gigantic tits. Thus making the Ghost in the shell watchable.


	==The Movie(s)==		==The Movie(s)==
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	Once again, the original master piece that is the third film is nothing like one and two. Batou must work WITH the major to stop an evil hacker. Guess what! The hackers name is… “The Puppeteer” a clear cut away from the Puppet Master. In the end, it turns out the [[Old_people\|old people]] where behind these shenanigans.		Once again, the original master piece that is the third film is nothing like one and two. Batou must work WITH the major to stop an evil hacker. Guess what! The hackers name is… “The Puppeteer” a clear cut away from the Puppet Master. In the end, it turns out the [[Old_people\|old people]] where behind these shenanigans.
	[[Image:Motoko_DONOTWANT.jpg\|thumb\|300\|Proof Motoko is a lesbian. DO NOT WANT!]]		[[Image:Motoko_DONOTWANT.jpg\|thumb\|300\|Proof Motoko is a lesbian. DO NOT WANT!]]


	==The TV show: Talk-alot-Complex==		==The TV show: Talk-alot-Complex==
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	'''Season Two:''' The Major, Batou, and the n00bs try to catch a group of Hackers on Steroids called “The Individual 11”. The Individual 11 are trying to liberate war refugees by, I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP, killing them and [[9/11\|faking terrorist attacks]] to blame on them. Turns out they had viruses in their Cyberbrains… no shit. In the second season, the writers keep bring up [[World War 3\|WW3]] pretending Japan will win. This is because Japan is still [[Butthurt]] about losing [[WW2]].		'''Season Two:''' The Major, Batou, and the n00bs try to catch a group of Hackers on Steroids called “The Individual 11”. The Individual 11 are trying to liberate war refugees by, I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP, killing them and [[9/11\|faking terrorist attacks]] to blame on them. Turns out they had viruses in their Cyberbrains… no shit. In the second season, the writers keep bring up [[World War 3\|WW3]] pretending Japan will win. This is because Japan is still [[Butthurt]] about losing [[WW2]].


	==Characters==		==Characters==
	[[Image:Lm_anonymous.jpg\|thumb\|The Laughing Man IRL]]		[[Image:Lm_anonymous.jpg\|thumb\|The Laughing Man IRL]]
	'''Major Motoko:''' A large breasted Japanese babe who is also a hacker. She is fantasy of every [[Wapanese\|Weeboo]], too bad for them she is a [[Lesbian\|LESBIAN]]! Nobody knows anything about her past because nobody can stay awake while watching Ghost in the shell.		'''Major Motoko:''' A large breasted Japanese babe who is also a hacker. She is fantasy of every [[Wapanese\|Weeboo]], too bad for them she is a [[Lesbian\|LESBIAN]]! Nobody knows anything about her past because nobody can stay awake while watching Ghost in the shell.
			[[image:BatouGITS.jpg\|thumb\|Batou - A real man's man.]]
	'''Batou:''' The beefy Jap version on Steven Seagal. Batou is there to make the [[Everyone\|homophobic]] audience feel less creeped out by the Majors rug munching. This [[Goggles\|does nothing]] other then provide another mouth for long winded lectures.		'''Batou:''' The beefy Jap version on Steven Seagal. Batou is there to make the [[Everyone\|homophobic]] audience feel less creeped out by the Majors rug munching. This [[Goggles\|does nothing]] other then provide another mouth for long winded lectures.

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	'''The Laughing Man:''' The only character that anyone gives a shit about, the Laughing Man is a rip off of [[Anonymous]]. Thus leading to Laughing Man [[IRL]].		'''The Laughing Man:''' The only character that anyone gives a shit about, the Laughing Man is a rip off of [[Anonymous]]. Thus leading to Laughing Man [[IRL]].


	==Trolling GITS fans==		==Trolling GITS fans==
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	*I can’t wait for the live action remake; I hope they film it in New York		*I can’t wait for the live action remake; I hope they film it in New York
	*Ghost in the shell is so childish, its worse then Pokemon		*Ghost in the shell is so childish, its worse then Pokemon
			*They talk too much. There's no action.
			*There's too much shooting and no real plot.


	Youtube user [[randomlaughingman]] is a major GITS fan, and explosivley autistic. Stop by and say "hi".		Youtube user [[randomlaughingman]] is a major GITS fan, and explosivley autistic. Stop by and say "hi".

imported>Mike the Great at 06:44, 18 January 2012

2012-01-18T06:44:27Z

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	==Characters==		==Characters==
	[[Image:Lm_anonymous.jpg\|thumb\|The Laughing Man IRL]]		[[Image:Lm_anonymous.jpg\|thumb\|The Laughing Man IRL]]
	'''Major Motoko:''' A large breasted Japanese babe who is also a hacker. She is fantasy of every [[Wapanese\|Weeboo]], too bad for them she is a [[LESBIAN]]! Nobody knows anything about her past because nobody can stay awake while watching Ghost in the shell.		'''Major Motoko:''' A large breasted Japanese babe who is also a hacker. She is fantasy of every [[Wapanese\|Weeboo]], too bad for them she is a [[Lesbian\|LESBIAN]]! Nobody knows anything about her past because nobody can stay awake while watching Ghost in the shell.

	'''Batou:''' The beefy Jap version on Steven Seagal. Batou is there to make the [[Everyone\|homophobic]] audience feel less creeped out by the Majors rug munching. This [[Goggles\|does nothing]] other then provide another mouth for long winded lectures.		'''Batou:''' The beefy Jap version on Steven Seagal. Batou is there to make the [[Everyone\|homophobic]] audience feel less creeped out by the Majors rug munching. This [[Goggles\|does nothing]] other then provide another mouth for long winded lectures.

imported>Guillaume.r at 16:38, 1 August 2011

2011-08-01T16:38:23Z

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	'''Major Motoko:''' A large breasted Japanese babe who is also a hacker. She is fantasy of every [[Wapanese\|Weeboo]], too bad for them she is a [[LESBIAN]]! Nobody knows anything about her past because nobody can stay awake while watching Ghost in the shell.		'''Major Motoko:''' A large breasted Japanese babe who is also a hacker. She is fantasy of every [[Wapanese\|Weeboo]], too bad for them she is a [[LESBIAN]]! Nobody knows anything about her past because nobody can stay awake while watching Ghost in the shell.

	'''Batou:''' The beefy Jap version on ~~Arnold Shwartsnigger~~. Batou is there to make the [[Everyone\|homophobic]] audience feel less creeped out by the Majors rug munching. This [[Goggles\|does nothing]] other then provide another mouth for long winded lectures.		'''Batou:''' The beefy Jap version on Steven Seagal. Batou is there to make the [[Everyone\|homophobic]] audience feel less creeped out by the Majors rug munching. This [[Goggles\|does nothing]] other then provide another mouth for long winded lectures.

	'''Chief Aramaki:''' Possibly a monkey. Shouts orders and fills in plot holes when the story starts getting implausible. Aramaki is 3’ tall.		'''Chief Aramaki:''' Possibly a monkey. Shouts orders and fills in plot holes when the story starts getting implausible. Aramaki is 3’ tall.

imported>Bastard0 at 04:51, 11 June 2011

2011-06-11T04:51:53Z

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	{{spoilers\|text=Individual 11 was created by Gouda}}		{{spoilers\|text=Individual 11 was created by Gouda}}
	{{spoilers\|text=Kuze was the boy from the plane crash!}}		{{spoilers\|text=Kuze was the boy from the plane crash!}}
			[[Image:Lulzman.gif\|center\|The original logo]]
	[[Image:Ghost in the shellcrap fpa.jpg\|thumb\|300\|Typical scene from Ghost in te shell]]		[[Image:Ghost in the shellcrap fpa.jpg\|thumb\|300\|Typical scene from Ghost in te shell]]
	Ghost in the shell is a [[Typical\|Original]] Anime series that takes the bold approach to try and depict the near future of humankind, like every other anime. Its main characters are [[Anonymous_Borg\|cybernetically enhanced]], like every other anime. It was based on a manga, like every other anime. The plot is a [[tl;dr\|long convoluted dialog]] about something but no one has stayed awake through the movies and TV episodes to remember what it was. The only reason why anyone watches it is because it obeys the cardinal rule of anime: [[Tits or gtfo\|Tits or GTFO]] (also called [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_service fan service]). The main character, Major Motoko, has gigantic tits. Thus making the Ghost in the shell watchable.		Ghost in the shell is a [[Typical\|Original]] Anime series that takes the bold approach to try and depict the near future of humankind, like every other anime. Its main characters are [[Anonymous_Borg\|cybernetically enhanced]], like every other anime. It was based on a manga, like every other anime. The plot is a [[tl;dr\|long convoluted dialog]] about something but no one has stayed awake through the movies and TV episodes to remember what it was. The only reason why anyone watches it is because it obeys the cardinal rule of anime: [[Tits or gtfo\|Tits or GTFO]] (also called [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_service fan service]). The main character, Major Motoko, has gigantic tits. Thus making the Ghost in the shell watchable.

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	{{spoilers\|text=Individual 11 was created by Gouda}}		{{spoilers\|text=Individual 11 was created by Gouda}}
	{{spoilers\|text=Kuze was the boy from the plane crash!}}		{{spoilers\|text=Kuze was the boy from the plane crash!}}
			[[Image:Lulzman.gif\|center\|The original logo]]
	[[Image:Ghost in the shellcrap fpa.jpg\|thumb\|300\|Typical scene from Ghost in te shell]]		[[Image:Ghost in the shellcrap fpa.jpg\|thumb\|300\|Typical scene from Ghost in te shell]]
	Ghost in the shell is a [[Typical\|Original]] Anime series that takes the bold approach to try and depict the near future of humankind, like every other anime. Its main characters are [[Anonymous_Borg\|cybernetically enhanced]], like every other anime. It was based on a manga, like every other anime. The plot is a [[tl;dr\|long convoluted dialog]] about something but no one has stayed awake through the movies and TV episodes to remember what it was. The only reason why anyone watches it is because it obeys the cardinal rule of anime: [[Tits or gtfo\|Tits or GTFO]] (also called [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_service fan service]). The main character, Major Motoko, has gigantic tits. Thus making the Ghost in the shell watchable.		Ghost in the shell is a [[Typical\|Original]] Anime series that takes the bold approach to try and depict the near future of humankind, like every other anime. Its main characters are [[Anonymous_Borg\|cybernetically enhanced]], like every other anime. It was based on a manga, like every other anime. The plot is a [[tl;dr\|long convoluted dialog]] about something but no one has stayed awake through the movies and TV episodes to remember what it was. The only reason why anyone watches it is because it obeys the cardinal rule of anime: [[Tits or gtfo\|Tits or GTFO]] (also called [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_service fan service]). The main character, Major Motoko, has gigantic tits. Thus making the Ghost in the shell watchable.