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			[[File:We know drama billboard.jpg\|thumb\|The [[Dorian Thorn\|getoffmyspace billboard]] since 2008]]
	[[Image:Sassycassie6.jpg\|thumb\|'''Invisible Dignity?''' Your Typical MySpace user taking public transportation.]]		[[Image:Sassycassie6.jpg\|thumb\|'''Invisible Dignity?''' Your Typical MySpace user taking public transportation.]]
	[[Image:Pamelaicon.jpg\|thumb\|'''It is Me Pamela''' IT IS ME PAMELA IRENE. I AM SINGING.]]		[[Image:Pamelaicon.jpg\|thumb\|'''It is Me Pamela''' IT IS ME PAMELA IRENE. I AM SINGING.]]

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	{{ljcomm\|user=getoffmyspace}} is a [[LiveJournal]] [[community]] that has gained steady popularity since its creation in 2005. The community has regulary served [[Offensive\|positive]] awareness of lol-worthy MySpace accounts. GOMS explicitly points out the [[fail\|errors]] of trolls, sociopaths, douchebags, wankers and SIFs.		{{ljcomm\|user=getoffmyspace}} is a [[LiveJournal]] [[community]] that has gained steady popularity since its creation in 2005. The community has regulary served [[Offensive\|positive]] awareness of lol-worthy MySpace accounts. GOMS explicitly points out the [[fail\|errors]] of trolls, sociopaths, douchebags, wankers and SIFs.

	No thanks to butthurt [[First_Amendment\|First Amendment]] rights advocates, the community has been repeatedly threatened with the [[banhammer]] by [[Lj_abuse\|LJ Abuse]] and was once deleted by the moderators themselves. While undergoing several changes in its brief history, the community repeatedly goes through [[PMS\|cycles]] of closed/open membership sessions. This helps initiate an influx of [[noobs\|newbies]], which creates more [[drama]].		No thanks to butthurt [[First_Amendment\|First Amendment]] rights advocates, the community has been repeatedly threatened with the [[banhammer]] by [[Lj_abuse\|LJ Abuse]] and was once deleted by the moderators themselves. While undergoing several changes in its brief history, the community repeatedly goes through [[PMS\|cycles]] of closed/[[open membership]] sessions. This helps initiate an influx of [[noobs\|newbies]], which creates more [[drama]].

	Such [[fags\|MySpace users]] become infamous within the community are ones who find out their profiles have been featured. This results in many [[TLDR\|detailed]] warnings from [[Fascists\|LJ Abuse]].		Such [[fags\|MySpace users]] become infamous within the community are ones who find out their profiles have been featured. This results in many [[TLDR\|detailed]] warnings from [[Fascists\|LJ Abuse]].

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	[[Image:Sassycassie6.jpg\|thumb\|'''Invisible Dignity?''' Your Typical MySpace user taking public transportation.]]		[[Image:Sassycassie6.jpg\|thumb\|'''Invisible Dignity?''' Your Typical MySpace user taking public transportation.]]
	[[Image:Pamelaicon.jpg\|thumb\|'''It is Me Pamela''' IT IS ME PAMELA IRENE. I AM SINGING.]]		[[Image:Pamelaicon.jpg\|thumb\|'''It is Me Pamela''' IT IS ME PAMELA IRENE. I AM SINGING.]]
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	<li>The only notoriety GOMS has received was thanks to [[Pedo\|pedo]] [[Furry\|furry]] [[Maureen\|Maureen]], who believes pedophilia is a natural form of love. Her current whereabouts unknown and banned from the Internet forever, Maureen is suspected to be [[Molest\|teaching]] on an Indian reservation in Minnesota.		<li>The only notoriety GOMS has received was thanks to [[Pedo\|pedo]] [[Furry\|furry]] [[Maureen\|Maureen]], who believes pedophilia is a natural form of love. Her current whereabouts unknown and banned from the Internet forever, Maureen is suspected to be [[Molest\|teaching]] on an Indian reservation in Minnesota.
	<li>Everybody knows that dead babies are hilarious, even when [http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=153930271 Kaijana Rae has one]. In times of mourning, it is considered proper to dress your dead fetus-burger in [[Kkk\|KKK]] outfits. Most people are disgusted by such images but are also the same ones who secretly [~~http~~:~~//www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image~~:Thorn-cums-to-dead-baby.jpg masturbate] to it. Any proper parent would have cooked it until it was medium-rare. Kaijana Rae was the creation of two horny teenagers, ~Shailyn~ and John Thomas (aka T-Bagger). [[Wtf\|WTF?]]		<li>Everybody knows that dead babies are hilarious, even when [http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=153930271 Kaijana Rae has one]. In times of mourning, it is considered proper to dress your dead fetus-burger in [[Kkk\|KKK]] outfits. Most people are disgusted by such images but are also the same ones who secretly [[:File:Thorn-cums-to-dead-baby.jpg\|masturbate]] to it. Any proper parent would have cooked it until it was medium-rare. Kaijana Rae was the creation of two horny teenagers, ~Shailyn~ and John Thomas (aka T-Bagger). [[Wtf\|WTF?]]
	<li>Other than dead babies, MySpace is a haven for fat chicks such as [http://www.myspace.com/sassycassie86 SassyCassie86]. In her spare time, the Brooklyn native enjoys photography, Celebrity Rap Superstar, and furiously masturbating with a hot curling iron. Allegedly Cassie has ADHD but nobody cared. Last week, Cassie wanted to become [[An_hero\|an hero]] like any other [[Attention_whore\|attention whore]] and posted at least 100 photos of her holding suicide notes written on memo-pad paper. Again, nobody paid attention and she attempted to fill that empty void within with copious amounts of food.		<li>Other than dead babies, MySpace is a haven for fat chicks such as [http://www.myspace.com/sassycassie86 SassyCassie86]. In her spare time, the Brooklyn native enjoys photography, Celebrity Rap Superstar, and furiously masturbating with a hot curling iron. Allegedly Cassie has ADHD but nobody cared. Last week, Cassie wanted to become [[An_hero\|an hero]] like any other [[Attention_whore\|attention whore]] and posted at least 100 photos of her holding suicide notes written on memo-pad paper. Again, nobody paid attention and she attempted to fill that empty void within with copious amounts of food.
	<li>Sixteen-year-old Florida resident, [http://www.myspace.com/cr_loves_cb Wicka Navera Avalon,] attempts to convince MySpace users that her imaginary boyfriend in [[Russia\|Wyoming]], [http://www.myspace.com/teddy_bear_is_here_bitch Taylor Newton], is not fake. Every other day, Taylor encounters soap-opera tragedy, such as [[Lies\|being dead]], [[Lies\|not being dead]], [[Boring\|not being dead but only in a coma]], and other nauseating crap.		<li>Sixteen-year-old Florida resident, [http://www.myspace.com/cr_loves_cb Wicka Navera Avalon,] attempts to convince MySpace users that her imaginary boyfriend in [[Russia\|Wyoming]], [http://www.myspace.com/teddy_bear_is_here_bitch Taylor Newton], is not fake. Every other day, Taylor encounters soap-opera tragedy, such as [[Lies\|being dead]], [[Lies\|not being dead]], [[Boring\|not being dead but only in a coma]], and other nauseating crap.

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[[Image:Sassycassie6.jpg|thumb|'''Invisible Dignity?''' Your Typical MySpace user taking public transportation.]]
[[Image:Pamelaicon.jpg|thumb|'''It is Me Pamela''' IT IS ME PAMELA IRENE. I AM SINGING.]]
[[Image:Getoffmyspace assholes.jpg|thumb|Some people [[Serious_business|can't take a joke]].]]

{{ljcomm|user=getoffmyspace}} is a [[LiveJournal]] [[community]] that has gained steady popularity since its creation in 2005. The community has regulary served [[Offensive|positive]] awareness of lol-worthy MySpace accounts. GOMS explicitly points out the [[fail|errors]] of trolls, sociopaths, douchebags, wankers and SIFs.

No thanks to butthurt [[First_Amendment|First Amendment]] rights advocates, the community has been repeatedly threatened with the [[banhammer]] by [[Lj_abuse|LJ Abuse]] and was once deleted by the moderators themselves. While undergoing several changes in its brief history, the community repeatedly goes through [[PMS|cycles]] of closed/open membership sessions. This helps initiate an influx of [[noobs|newbies]], which creates more [[drama]].

Such [[fags|MySpace users]] become infamous within the community are ones who find out their profiles have been featured. This results in many [[TLDR|detailed]] warnings from [[Fascists|LJ Abuse]].

== Featured Fail ==
General MySpace targets include [[whores|overly-tanned daddy's girls]], [[Lolscenequeens|wannabe scene queens]], [[Infantilism|adult babies]], [[furries]], [[MILF|MILFs]], [[old_people|Foxy Grandmas]], [[fat|hambeasts]], [[fags|emos]], [[sellout|artists]], and whatever else is game.

<li>The only notoriety GOMS has received was thanks to [[Pedo|pedo]] [[Furry|furry]] [[Maureen|Maureen]], who believes pedophilia is a natural form of love. Her current whereabouts unknown and banned from the Internet forever, Maureen is suspected to be [[Molest|teaching]] on an Indian reservation in Minnesota.
<li>Everybody knows that dead babies are hilarious, even when [http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=153930271 Kaijana Rae has one]. In times of mourning, it is considered proper to dress your dead fetus-burger in [[Kkk|KKK]] outfits. Most people are disgusted by such images but are also the same ones who secretly [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Thorn-cums-to-dead-baby.jpg masturbate] to it. Any proper parent would have cooked it until it was medium-rare. Kaijana Rae was the creation of two horny teenagers, ~Shailyn~ and John Thomas (aka T-Bagger). [[Wtf|WTF?]]
<li>Other than dead babies, MySpace is a haven for fat chicks such as [http://www.myspace.com/sassycassie86 SassyCassie86]. In her spare time, the Brooklyn native enjoys photography, Celebrity Rap Superstar, and furiously masturbating with a hot curling iron. Allegedly Cassie has ADHD but nobody cared. Last week, Cassie wanted to become [[An_hero|an hero]] like any other [[Attention_whore|attention whore]] and posted at least 100 photos of her holding suicide notes written on memo-pad paper. Again, nobody paid attention and she attempted to fill that empty void within with copious amounts of food.
<li>Sixteen-year-old Florida resident, [http://www.myspace.com/cr_loves_cb Wicka Navera Avalon,] attempts to convince MySpace users that her imaginary boyfriend in [[Russia|Wyoming]], [http://www.myspace.com/teddy_bear_is_here_bitch Taylor Newton], is not fake. Every other day, Taylor encounters soap-opera tragedy, such as [[Lies|being dead]], [[Lies|not being dead]], [[Boring|not being dead but only in a coma]], and other nauseating crap.
<li>In October/ November of 2007 [[shit|artist]]/writer/[[shay|flubber]]/[[George_W_Bush|special needs person]] [http://www.myspace.com/artstarla Starla] aka Amanda Harris aka {{lj|user=prettypillz}} reported {{ljcomm|user=getoffmyspace}} for copyright infringment abuse against the community for posting her "[[Porn|artwork]]". During this period it became apparent to the community Starla was/is not onlly deluded about what any rational human could consider attractive, but completely [[batshit]] in general.
After successfully convincing someone from LJ Abuse that her FIRST AMMENDMENT RITES were in jeopardy, members who posted pictures of her [[vagina|cavernous meatflaps]] were forced to remove them or face suspension, causing Starla to shit herself with glee and post various declamations of triumph all over her lj and myspace, including one blog post which even contained a picture of her holding up her middle finger. Since viewing this the suicide rate amongst GOMS members has been uncountable but it's estimated at least 100 were [[shit nobody cares about|literally scared to death]]. <br>
 Starla's boyfriend {{lj|user=joedpunk}} wrote poetry about about the "e-gangs" stabs towards Starla and her saggy tits, but then he deleted the poetry and made a post claiming he was merely drunk- which really is not a surprise, as it is really the only humane way to be with Starla, considering Starla likes to stick Ipods and video tapes in her [[vagina|VAG OF DOOM]], and then she takes pictures and calls it [[shit|art]].
<li>Probaby the first person to be featured on GOMS that isn't actually human, [http://www.myspace.com/cobain27 'Nothing'] is probably a [[faggot|faggot]] but no one is really sure anymore. When not taking pictures of itsef smoking a cigarette; wanking over Kurt Cobain or [[slut|marrying various people]], you can find 'Nothing' practicing [[satan|Satanism]], which despite attempts at defending as a 'misunderstood religion' still makes you a [[douche|douche]] in the eyes of most people who aren't [[Bono|completely mentally retarded]].

== Members and Testimonials ==
{{ljcomm|user=getoffmyspace}}, despite being a community of mainly [[bullshit|well rounded, sensitive and caring individuals]] has its fair share of retards in its own population. One specific example surfaced sometime in April 2007 where {{lj|user=lynn_the_lycan}} posted a completely [[gay]] myspace as a vendetta against a random [[scene]] kid. When called out as being made of massive [[fail]], lynn appeared to have some sort of [[emo|nervous breakdown]] resulting in a [[TLDR|massive wall of text]] where she basically tried to defend herself whilst criticising every member of the community for "never knowing what its fucking like". This post was later replaced and edited by an equally long repitition of "BAN ME! BAN ME!" which only ended presumably when her penguin/probable sexual partner told her to [[stfu]] and stop being retarded. Despite flooding moderator {{lj|user=thebackstreets}} (who suggested psychiatric help to no avail) with requests to be banned, it never happened and she eventually died or something. Who cares?

Many responses to the community and its members have been thrown at {{ljcomm|user=getoffmyspace}}. Jessica fancy (who by the way is black) made a [http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=2036541225 video], whereas other members have taken to the more traditional method of writing 3 pages of criticism even though they "dont care wot u say" and then bahleeting when not even the waahmbulance gives a shit.

A good example of this is the since semi-rehabilitated trainwreck that is [http://www.myspace.com/_mindlessselfindulgence__ _mindlessselfindulgence], whose sentiments collaborate wonderfully with the current community [http://userpic.livejournal.com/57227874/8367946 icon]:

''[my teeth] are a little stained from where i drink alot of coffee and have braces. after you get your braces off, you get your teeth bleached. admit it, my teeth really arent that bad. my hair is amazing, and people tell me that everyday. i get a million comments a day on how good my makeup is...''

==BAHLEETED!11!!==
Early fall 2006 {{lj|user=death_shrub}} (whose lj account was just reinstated at the time) joined the community and began commenting and sucking up to mods, because he is so full of fail. {{lj|user=intarwebpolice}} called him out on his retardation and posted him in {{ljcomm|user=gogetoffmyspace}} which he got all butt hurt about. He began flaming mods and regular's of the community at [http://ljflamecup.com ljflamecup] by calling them "homos", "niggers", and "fat". He went as far to the extent of of having his own community {{ljcomm|user=ilovedeathshrub}} in which him and his [[virgin|flying monkeys]] would "laugh" at the flames they made and the ones that were made of them. [[Lj_abuse|LJ abuse]] got involved a little and did nothing as per usual. All of this lead of constant bitching and moaning on {{ljcomm|user=shitlist}} and constant trolling by {{lj|user=death_shrub}} lead to the great bahleetion of {{ljcomm|user=getoffmyspace}} of 2006. It was gone for 2 days, but returned. Currently {{lj|user=death_shrub}} is a suspended user for whatever reason.

==TRAGEDY==
[[Last Thursday]], the unofficial GOMS Mascot, Sassy Cassie, was killed in a tragic epileptic seizure accident, brought on by her boyfriend Shawn's girlfriend, because she was pregnant with Shawn's baby. Shawn's ex violated safespace and sent Cassie a colorful [[gif]] that killed her.

== DORIAN THORN ==
[[Image:Dorian-thorn-epic-fail.jpg|thumb|How Getoffmyspace sees [[Dorian Thorn]].]]
[[Image:THORNED.jpg|thumb|left|How [[Dorian Thorn]] sees himself.]]
Between August and <s>New Year's Eve of 2008</s> [[an hero|THE END OF FUCKING TIME]], [[Dorian Thorn]] brought Getoffmyspace to a stand still after [[mindfuck|mind-fucking]] and [[raping]] it's members so hard that every member was deleted, re-added and then deleted again. This was all part of his plan to seek revenge and [[lulz]] after a Myspace tribute page for his dead [[aids]] baby was posted and mocked because he's a [[sick fuck]]. Many LULZ were had followed by huge amounts of cock sucking and admits of defeat, but a select group of GOMS members known as the [[Amputee Milfs]] just couldn't leave things well enough alone, despite the fact that Dorian is still the one with a fugly wife, a dead baby, a loose asshole, nasty saggy balls, and "GOMS" written on his ass. The [[Amputee Milfs]] continued to harass Dorian after all the drama, which lead to [[Amputee Milfs|even MOAR drama]], and ultimately led to Getoffmyspace bahleeting [[over 9000]] members, locking down all its communities, and becoming a shadow of its former self. Then again, just because he [[epic win|did a little damage]] doesn't change the fact that he's [[insane|completely mental]].

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Image:Sassycassie7.jpg|Mmm... Tasty
Image:MyNecroSpace.jpg|Working at the morgue provides lulz.
Image:GothTurns40.gif|GTFO! DO NOT WANT.
Image:HEEHAW.jpg|'''Moar Goth Fail''' Mr. Ed impersonations do not work in color.
Image:Underoath2.jpg|'''FundaMENTALists, on my friends' list?''' Jesus is serious business.
Image:Miscarriage01MySpace153930271.jpg|Even miscarriages deserve clothes
Image:Miscarriage02MySpace153930271.jpg|FAIL
Image:StarlaTrollGina.jpg|'''Troll Vagina''' Fun Fact: Vaginas have copyrights.
Image:Cr loves cb02MySpace51403084.jpg|Boyfriends are meant to be blurry
Image:Sassycassie2.jpg|Goes where?
Image:GothDoingWrong.png|Try again.
Image:Amber02MySpace90662747.jpg|
Image:Starlacomic2.jpg|LOL Art.
Image:Starlamandacomic2.jpg|[[MOAR|MOAR]] Art.
Image:Starlamandacomic3.jpg|StarlaAmanda luvs you
Image:Starlamandacomic4.jpg|Support the [[crap|art]] community
Image:Cydcdhwueuid2.jpg|RIP Bukkit Walrus.
Image:CattyTasty.png|Hamfat should not have pets.
Image:Penguinsassycassie2.jpg|Holy Hell, Batman!
Image:Sassycassiesuicide05.jpg|Not an hero yet.
Image:Sassycassiesuicide04.jpg|Cry for help.
Image:RoboTurtle01MySpace284624.jpg|OMGZ! Racist!!!11eleven!!
Image:Safespace.gif|The image that brought about Sassy Cassie's untimely demise.
Image:Dlthorn13-dick-on-dead-fuck-trophy.jpg|[[Dorian Thorn|GOMS #1 fan]], cock-slapping his own dead baby to "play a prank".

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