Geometry Dash - Revision history

imported>YaroslavTV: /* 2.2 Update */

2024-01-27T19:56:44Z

2.2 Update

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imported>YaroslavTV: /* 2.2 Update */

2024-01-27T19:56:44Z

2.2 Update

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	==[[Never\|2.2 Update]]==		==[[Never\|2.2 Update]]==
	For 7 years, RobTop worked on 2.2, which was expected to be one of his biggest updates. Many in the community expected him to never release it, considering that many of the previous updates took much shorter to churn out. Aside from some shitty trailers every few years, these retards were left in the dark. However, this would change on December 19, 2023 when he would drop the long-awaited update on Steam (and mo. After several years of development, everyone finally gathered around to see what supposedly made them wait so long. Tl;dr: it was more level editor tools (such as level effects and sound effects), 2 new game modes (Swing and Platformer), more chests, shops, icons, and Gauntlets, a mini-collection of shitty platformer levels, and even more unecessary features that took up space in the online menu (with half of them not being implemented yet). Every single autist in the community would scramble to take advantage of the new features, creating [[Forced memes\|new and innovative jokes]] that would be circlejerked till no tommorrow, such as "FIRE IN THE HOLE" and "Lobotomy Dash". Besides that, it turns out that RobTop didn't exactly [[Lazy\|implement every new feature,]] as almost every new online mode is to be implemented in 2.21. Since [[YandereDev\|RobTop]] is too [[Lazy\|busy featuring levels instead of working on the game]], it's safe to assume [[Fact\|it's never, ever going to come out]].		For 7 years, RobTop worked on 2.2, which was expected to be one of his biggest updates. Many in the community expected him to never release it, considering that many of the previous updates took much shorter to churn out. Aside from some shitty trailers every few years, these retards were left in the dark. However, this would change on December 19, 2023 when he would drop the long-awaited update on Steam (and mobile phones). After several years of development, everyone finally gathered around to see what supposedly made them wait so long. [[TL;DR]]: it was more level editor tools (such as level effects and sound effects), 2 new game modes (Swing and Platformer), more chests, shops, icons, and Gauntlets, a mini-collection of shitty platformer levels, and even more unecessary features that took up space in the online menu (with half of them not being implemented yet). Every single autist in the community would scramble to take advantage of the new features, creating [[Forced memes\|new and innovative jokes]] that would be circlejerked till no tommorrow, such as "FIRE IN THE HOLE" and "Lobotomy Dash". Besides that, it turns out that RobTop didn't exactly [[Lazy\|implement every new feature,]] as almost every new online mode is to be implemented in 2.21. Since [[YandereDev\|RobTop]] is too [[Lazy\|busy featuring levels instead of working on the game]], it's safe to assume [[Fact\|it's never, ever going to come out]].

	==Rip-Off==		==Rip-Off==

imported>Jonxrelayed: Added 2.2 to the page. Needs more refinery but it can serve as a brief summary until someone else can help make this less shitty.

2024-01-27T16:32:49Z

Added 2.2 to the page. Needs more refinery but it can serve as a brief summary until someone else can help make this less shitty.

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imported>Jonxrelayed: Added 2.2 to the page. Needs more refinery but it can serve as a brief summary until someone else can help make this less shitty.

2024-01-27T16:32:49Z

Added 2.2 to the page. Needs more refinery but it can serve as a brief summary until someone else can help make this less shitty.

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	==[[Never\|2.2 Update]]==		==[[Never\|2.2 Update]]==
	~~The~~ 2.2 ~~Update is [[Sarcasm\|currently~~ in ~~development]]; and is planned~~ to be the ~~biggest update~~ the ~~game has ever seen~~. However, ~~{{#expr~~:~~{{CURRENTYEAR}}~~-~~2017}} years later~~, it ~~STILL hasn~~'t ~~come out~~. Since [[YandereDev\|RobTop]] is too [[Lazy\|busy featuring levels instead of working on the game]], it's safe to assume [[Fact\|it's never, ever going to come out]].		For 7 years, RobTop worked on 2.2, which was expected to be one of his biggest updates. Many in the community expected him to never release it, considering that many of the previous updates took much shorter to churn out. Aside from some shitty trailers every few years, these retards were left in the dark. However, this would change on December 19, 2023 when he would drop the long-awaited update on Steam (and mo. After several years of development, everyone finally gathered around to see what supposedly made them wait so long. Tl;dr: it was more level editor tools (such as level effects and sound effects), 2 new game modes (Swing and Platformer), more chests, shops, icons, and Gauntlets, a mini-collection of shitty platformer levels, and even more unecessary features that took up space in the online menu (with half of them not being implemented yet). Every single autist in the community would scramble to take advantage of the new features, creating [[Forced memes\|new and innovative jokes]] that would be circlejerked till no tommorrow, such as "FIRE IN THE HOLE" and "Lobotomy Dash". Besides that, it turns out that RobTop didn't exactly [[Lazy\|implement every new feature,]] as almost every new online mode is to be implemented in 2.21. Since [[YandereDev\|RobTop]] is too [[Lazy\|busy featuring levels instead of working on the game]], it's safe to assume [[Fact\|it's never, ever going to come out]].

	==Rip-Off==		==Rip-Off==

imported>MarioMario456 at 02:41, 18 December 2023

2023-12-18T02:41:50Z

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imported>MarioMario456 at 02:41, 18 December 2023

2023-12-18T02:41:50Z

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	~~{{BNA}}~~

imported>Sacho: moving the template so that the formatting doesnt shit itself

2023-08-30T15:42:08Z

moving the template so that the formatting doesnt shit itself

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imported>Sacho: moving the template so that the formatting doesnt shit itself

2023-08-30T15:42:08Z

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	{{potential}}		{{potential}}
			{{achtung\|After 6 years, the sperg making this shit game finally confirmed a release date for 2.2.}}
	[[File:Geometry_Dash_Logo.PNG\|right]]		[[File:Geometry_Dash_Logo.PNG\|right]]
	[[File:Lorem Ipsum Dashor.png\|thumb\|[[placeholder\|This screenshot just about sums up the development of the game.]]]]		[[File:Lorem Ipsum Dashor.png\|thumb\|[[placeholder\|This screenshot just about sums up the development of the game.]]]]
	[[File:GDAccountManagement.png\|right\|thumb\|Screenshot of the GD Account management page. It has no difference than the game itself.]]		[[File:GDAccountManagement.png\|right\|thumb\|Screenshot of the GD Account management page. It has no difference than the game itself.]]
	~~{{achtung\|After 6 years, the sperg making this shit game finally confirmed a release date for 2.2.}}~~
	'''Geometry Dash''' is an [[overrated]] game promoted by popular YouTubers for [[autistic]] kids (like [[Pewdiepie]]) where you click in tune with an audio beat, made by a [[swedish]] [[Asspie]] faggot called [[Robot\|RobTop]]. Geometry Dash has a grand total of [[Vine\|21]] badly-designed levels. There's also a level editor, in which everyone and their dog can make a level of their own, go figure. With this feature, [[kids]] and teenagers with [[Assburgers]] can make shitty levels using music they've stolen from [[Newgrounds]].		'''Geometry Dash''' is an [[overrated]] game promoted by popular YouTubers for [[autistic]] kids (like [[Pewdiepie]]) where you click in tune with an audio beat, made by a [[swedish]] [[Asspie]] faggot called [[Robot\|RobTop]]. Geometry Dash has a grand total of [[Vine\|21]] badly-designed levels. There's also a level editor, in which everyone and their dog can make a level of their own, go figure. With this feature, [[kids]] and teenagers with [[Assburgers]] can make shitty levels using music they've stolen from [[Newgrounds]].

imported>Gachalifesucks at 19:02, 25 August 2023

2023-08-25T19:02:28Z

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imported>Gachalifesucks at 19:02, 25 August 2023

2023-08-25T19:02:28Z

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	[[File:Lorem Ipsum Dashor.png\|thumb\|[[placeholder\|This screenshot just about sums up the development of the game.]]]]		[[File:Lorem Ipsum Dashor.png\|thumb\|[[placeholder\|This screenshot just about sums up the development of the game.]]]]
	[[File:GDAccountManagement.png\|right\|thumb\|Screenshot of the GD Account management page. It has no difference than the game itself.]]		[[File:GDAccountManagement.png\|right\|thumb\|Screenshot of the GD Account management page. It has no difference than the game itself.]]
			{{achtung\|After 6 years, the sperg making this shit game finally confirmed a release date for 2.2.}}
	'''Geometry Dash''' is an [[overrated]] game promoted by popular YouTubers for [[autistic]] kids (like [[Pewdiepie]]) where you click in tune with an audio beat, made by a [[swedish]] [[Asspie]] faggot called [[Robot\|RobTop]]. Geometry Dash has a grand total of [[Vine\|21]] badly-designed levels. There's also a level editor, in which everyone and their dog can make a level of their own, go figure. With this feature, [[kids]] and teenagers with [[Assburgers]] can make shitty levels using music they've stolen from [[Newgrounds]].		'''Geometry Dash''' is an [[overrated]] game promoted by popular YouTubers for [[autistic]] kids (like [[Pewdiepie]]) where you click in tune with an audio beat, made by a [[swedish]] [[Asspie]] faggot called [[Robot\|RobTop]]. Geometry Dash has a grand total of [[Vine\|21]] badly-designed levels. There's also a level editor, in which everyone and their dog can make a level of their own, go figure. With this feature, [[kids]] and teenagers with [[Assburgers]] can make shitty levels using music they've stolen from [[Newgrounds]].

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	{{potential}}		{{potential}}
			{{achtung\|After 6 years, the sperg making this shit game finally confirmed a release date for 2.2.}}
	[[File:Geometry_Dash_Logo.PNG\|right]]		[[File:Geometry_Dash_Logo.PNG\|right]]
	[[File:Lorem Ipsum Dashor.png\|thumb\|[[placeholder\|This screenshot just about sums up the development of the game.]]]]		[[File:Lorem Ipsum Dashor.png\|thumb\|[[placeholder\|This screenshot just about sums up the development of the game.]]]]
	[[File:GDAccountManagement.png\|right\|thumb\|Screenshot of the GD Account management page. It has no difference than the game itself.]]		[[File:GDAccountManagement.png\|right\|thumb\|Screenshot of the GD Account management page. It has no difference than the game itself.]]
	~~{{achtung\|After 6 years, the sperg making this shit game finally confirmed a release date for 2.2.}}~~
	'''Geometry Dash''' is an [[overrated]] game promoted by popular YouTubers for [[autistic]] kids (like [[Pewdiepie]]) where you click in tune with an audio beat, made by a [[swedish]] [[Asspie]] faggot called [[Robot\|RobTop]]. Geometry Dash has a grand total of [[Vine\|21]] badly-designed levels. There's also a level editor, in which everyone and their dog can make a level of their own, go figure. With this feature, [[kids]] and teenagers with [[Assburgers]] can make shitty levels using music they've stolen from [[Newgrounds]].		'''Geometry Dash''' is an [[overrated]] game promoted by popular YouTubers for [[autistic]] kids (like [[Pewdiepie]]) where you click in tune with an audio beat, made by a [[swedish]] [[Asspie]] faggot called [[Robot\|RobTop]]. Geometry Dash has a grand total of [[Vine\|21]] badly-designed levels. There's also a level editor, in which everyone and their dog can make a level of their own, go figure. With this feature, [[kids]] and teenagers with [[Assburgers]] can make shitty levels using music they've stolen from [[Newgrounds]].

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	[[File:Lorem Ipsum Dashor.png\|thumb\|[[placeholder\|This screenshot just about sums up the development of the game.]]]]		[[File:Lorem Ipsum Dashor.png\|thumb\|[[placeholder\|This screenshot just about sums up the development of the game.]]]]
	[[File:GDAccountManagement.png\|right\|thumb\|Screenshot of the GD Account management page. It has no difference than the game itself.]]		[[File:GDAccountManagement.png\|right\|thumb\|Screenshot of the GD Account management page. It has no difference than the game itself.]]
			{{achtung\|After 6 years, the sperg making this shit game finally confirmed a release date for 2.2.}}
	'''Geometry Dash''' is an [[overrated]] game promoted by popular YouTubers for [[autistic]] kids (like [[Pewdiepie]]) where you click in tune with an audio beat, made by a [[swedish]] [[Asspie]] faggot called [[Robot\|RobTop]]. Geometry Dash has a grand total of [[Vine\|21]] badly-designed levels. There's also a level editor, in which everyone and their dog can make a level of their own, go figure. With this feature, [[kids]] and teenagers with [[Assburgers]] can make shitty levels using music they've stolen from [[Newgrounds]].		'''Geometry Dash''' is an [[overrated]] game promoted by popular YouTubers for [[autistic]] kids (like [[Pewdiepie]]) where you click in tune with an audio beat, made by a [[swedish]] [[Asspie]] faggot called [[Robot\|RobTop]]. Geometry Dash has a grand total of [[Vine\|21]] badly-designed levels. There's also a level editor, in which everyone and their dog can make a level of their own, go figure. With this feature, [[kids]] and teenagers with [[Assburgers]] can make shitty levels using music they've stolen from [[Newgrounds]].