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imported>Investigator: part of the torah

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part of the torah

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			Genesis is the first of five loads of shit that comprise the [[Torah]].

	==What We're Told==		==What We're Told==
	According to [[the Bible\|some book]], God created the earth and [[you\|anything on it]] [http://law2.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials/scopes/ussher.html on October 23, 4004] according to some, or, more likely, [[last_thursday\|last Thursday]]. This is widely believed to be a hoax created by [[Moses]] and the [[Jews]] to make them feel more important then they [[shit_nobody_cares_about\|really are]].		According to [[the Bible\|some book]], God created the earth and [[you\|anything on it]] [http://law2.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials/scopes/ussher.html on October 23, 4004] according to some, or, more likely, [[last_thursday\|last Thursday]]. This is widely believed to be a hoax created by [[Moses]] and the [[Jews]] to make them feel more important then they [[shit_nobody_cares_about\|really are]].

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	==The [[lie\|Truth]]==		==The [[lie\|Truth]]==
	~~{{programming}}~~
	In the beginning there was the Computer. Here are the logs from the initial startup:		In the beginning there was the Computer. Here are the logs from the initial startup:

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	*[[South Park\|Phill Collins']] horrible band (actually an acronym for "Geriatric Eccentrics Now Expiring Slowly In Stadiums")		*[[South Park\|Phill Collins']] horrible band (actually an acronym for "Geriatric Eccentrics Now Expiring Slowly In Stadiums")

			{{programming}}
	{{religion}}		{{religion}}

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			{{Spoiler\|[[god\|GAWD]] is using [[DOS\|DOS]]!!}}
	{{Spoiler\|~~OH MY~~ [[god\|GAWD]] is using [[DOS\|DOS]]!!}}
	==What We're Told==		==What We're Told==
	According to [[the Bible\|some book]], God created the earth and [[you\|anything on it]] [http://law2.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials/scopes/ussher.html on October 23, 4004] according to some, or, more likely, [[last_thursday\|last Thursday]]. This is widely believed to be a hoax created by [[Moses]] and the [[Jews]] to make them feel more important then they [[shit_nobody_cares_about\|really are]].		According to [[the Bible\|some book]], God created the earth and [[you\|anything on it]] [http://law2.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials/scopes/ussher.html on October 23, 4004] according to some, or, more likely, [[last_thursday\|last Thursday]]. This is widely believed to be a hoax created by [[Moses]] and the [[Jews]] to make them feel more important then they [[shit_nobody_cares_about\|really are]].

2014-08-11T00:41:13Z

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2014-07-16T18:42:35Z

The Told Story

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	==~~The~~ Told ~~Story~~==		==What We're Told==
	According to [[the Bible\|some book]], God created the earth and [[you\|anything on it]] [http://law2.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials/scopes/ussher.html on October 23, 4004] according to some, or, more likely, [[last_thursday\|last Thursday]]. This is widely believed to be a hoax created by [[Moses]] and the [[Jews]] to make them feel more important then they [[shit_nobody_cares_about\|really are]].		According to [[the Bible\|some book]], God created the earth and [[you\|anything on it]] [http://law2.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials/scopes/ussher.html on October 23, 4004] according to some, or, more likely, [[last_thursday\|last Thursday]]. This is widely believed to be a hoax created by [[Moses]] and the [[Jews]] to make them feel more important then they [[shit_nobody_cares_about\|really are]].

2014-07-16T18:41:28Z

Edited typos, improved ==The Told Story==.

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	{{Spoiler\|OH MY [[god\|GAWD]] is using [[DOS\|DOS]]!!}}		{{Spoiler\|OH MY [[god\|GAWD]] is using [[DOS\|DOS]]!!}}
	==The ~~told story~~==		==The Told Story==
	~~Acoording~~ to ~~some books (~~[[~~bible~~\|~~bible~~]]) God created the earth and [[you\|anything on it]] [~~[at_least_100_years_ago\|at least 100 years ago]~~] or on [[last_thursday\|last ~~thursday~~]]. This is ~~ofcourse~~ a hoax, created by the ~~Christfags,~~ to make them feel more important then they [[shit_nobody_cares_about\|really are]].		According to [[the Bible\|some book]], God created the earth and [[you\|anything on it]] [http://law2.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials/scopes/ussher.html on October 23, 4004] according to some, or, more likely, [[last_thursday\|last Thursday]]. This is widely believed to be a hoax created by [[Moses]] and the [[Jews]] to make them feel more important then they [[shit_nobody_cares_about\|really are]].

	~~Luckely~~ for [[anon\|us]] ~~we uncovered~~ the original log files for the creation of ~~earth:~~		Luckily for [[anon\|us]], [[God]] left the original log files for the creation of the Earth in a server in [[Wisconsin]] where some [[faggot]] uncovered them.

	==The ~~real deal!!!~~==		==The [[lie\|Truth]]==
	{{programming}}		{{programming}}
	In the beginning there was the Computer.		In the beginning there was the Computer. Here are the logs from the initial startup:

	<br>And God said		<br>And God said

2011-05-17T21:24:17Z

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