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	It has been said that the internet requires no test to enter it. What this means is that most of the people you run into via web pages, chat, or email will be dumber than a sack full of soggy and cold White Castles, and they will be about as stimulating. Because of this very fact, many people may find themselves unable to formulate ideas into an article. This '''Generic Article''' is here to help users who are not bright, or, because of some genetic defect, believe that there is only one very limited form of humor: that of a 12 year old boy.		It has been said that the internet requires no test to enter it. What this means is that most of the people you run into via web pages, chat, or email will be dumber than a sack full of soggy and cold White Castles, and they will be about as stimulating. Because of this very fact, many people may find themselves unable to formulate ideas into an article. This '''Generic Article''' is here to help users who are not bright, or, because of some genetic defect, believe that there is only one very limited form of humor: that of a 12-year-old boy.

	==Start Here==		==Start Here==
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	*acts butthurt		*acts butthurt
	*uses sock puppets		*uses sock puppets
	*stalks 14 year old girls		*stalks 14-year-old girls

	===C===		===C===
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	*kittens		*kittens
	*~~voltron~~		*Voltron
	*asparagus		*asparagus

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	*in charge.		*in charge.
	*lying.		*lying.
	*double dealing.		*double-dealing.
	*banning fools and noobs alike.		*banning fools and noobs alike.
	*givin' props.		*givin' props.

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	~~<center>'''{{PAGENAME}}'''<br><br>is part of a mini-series involving huge amounts of [[USI]] that is called<br><br>'''''The Kazantzakis ED New Users Guide '''''.''<br /><br>~~
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	~~'''Mini-Series Articles:'''~~
	* [[Strategy Guide]]
	* [[Generic Article]]
	* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Internet Relevance\|Internet Relevance]]
	* [[Introduction to English]]
	* [[The Kazantzakis Guide to Article Building]]
	* [[Get On IRC Fgt]]
	* [[User Stress Syndrome]]
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	~~'''Drop by his [[User talk:Kazantzakis\|talk page]] to tell him what a douche bag he is!'''~~
	~~<br>~~
	~~</center>~~
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	It has been said that the internet requires no test to enter it. What this means is that most of the people you run into via web pages, chat, or email will be dumber than a sack full of soggy and cold White Castles, and they will be about as stimulating. Because of this very fact, many people may find themselves unable to formulate ideas into an article. This '''Generic Article''' is here to help users who are not bright, or, because of some genetic defect, believe that there is only one very limited form of humor: that of a 12 year old boy.		It has been said that the internet requires no test to enter it. What this means is that most of the people you run into via web pages, chat, or email will be dumber than a sack full of soggy and cold White Castles, and they will be about as stimulating. Because of this very fact, many people may find themselves unable to formulate ideas into an article. This '''Generic Article''' is here to help users who are not bright, or, because of some genetic defect, believe that there is only one very limited form of humor: that of a 12 year old boy.

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'''Mini-Series Articles:'''
* [[Strategy Guide]]
* [[Generic Article]]
* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Internet Relevance|Internet Relevance]]
* [[Introduction to English]]
* [[The Kazantzakis Guide to Article Building]]
* [[Get On IRC Fgt]]
* [[User Stress Syndrome]]
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'''Drop by his [[User talk:Kazantzakis|talk page]] to tell him what a douche bag he is!'''
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It has been said that the internet requires no test to enter it. What this means is that most of the people you run into via web pages, chat, or email will be dumber than a sack full of soggy and cold White Castles, and they will be about as stimulating. Because of this very fact, many people may find themselves unable to formulate ideas into an article. This '''Generic Article''' is here to help users who are not bright, or, because of some genetic defect, believe that there is only one very limited form of humor: that of a 12 year old boy.

==Start Here==
[[Image:Generic - cam-whore.png|thumb|Show the culprit. If they do not have a picture with a shoe on their head, use MSPaint to add one.]]
<big>'''''[SUBJECT]''' is a '''[A]''' who '''[B]''' on '''[C]'''.''</big>

Now select choices from the following columns that correspond with the letter choice above:

===A===

slut
whore
faggot (alternately, you can use kewl spelling here such as fagget or fgt)
camwhore
drama queen

===B===
[[Image:Generic - funny-graph.png|thumb|You may need insignificant proof about something that is important only to you.]]
cries
trolls
acts butthurt
uses sock puppets
stalks 14 year old girls

===C===

Encyclopedia Dramatica
LiveJournal
Twitter
DevianTART
YouTube

==Continue Here==
[[Image:Generic - screen-shot.png|thumb|Upload lots of screen shots. They look official, but nobody ever reads them.]]
[[Image:Generic - funny-picture.png|thumb|A reaction picture with your subject raging or being caught in a lie is always funny.]]
<big>'''''He/She/It''' caused '''[A]''' while '''[B]''' with '''[C]'''.''</big>

Now select choices from the following columns that correspond with the letter choice above:

===A===

drama
butthurt
pain
massive fail
a toothsome aroma to waft forth

===B===

using Photoshop
blogging
yelling into a vat
trolling
mincing

===C===

a large online community
some inside joke only you and three other people understand
kittens
voltron
asparagus

==Explain More Here==
[[Image:Generic - the-proof.png|thumb|By adding "the proof" nobody will argue with you.]]
[[Image:Generic - funny-picture.png|thumb|Put moar funny pictures up.]]
<big>''But '''[A]''' really '''[B]''' because '''[C]''' knew that '''[D]''' was '''[E]'''.''</big>

Now select choices from the following columns that correspond with the letter choice above:

===A===

nobody
somebody
only furries
the moderator
/b/

===B===

cared
saw it happen
worried
got annoyed
paid attention

===C===
[[Image:Generic - funny-picture.png|thumb|Don't forget to upload lots of pictures you found on /b/.]]
[[Image:Generic - funny-picture.png|thumb|Large animated gif images that have nothing to do with your article are awesome.]]
everybody
administrators
moot
the fan base
paying customers

===D===

a nice guy
shitstreak
his trusted friend
Sonic the Hedgehog
The Holy Bible

===E===

in charge.
lying.
double dealing.
banning fools and noobs alike.
givin' props.

==Example and Summation==
[[Image:Generic - funny-picture.png|thumb|A final, parting shot picture is always nice.]]
This is your introduction/informational section and could (possibly) go something like this:

<font color="blue">'''[SUBJECT]''' is a '''slut''' who '''acts butthurt''' on '''LiveJournal'''. She caused '''massive fail''' while '''mincing''' with '''a large online community'''. But '''only furries''' really '''saw it happen''' because '''paying customers''' knew that '''The Holy Bible''' was '''banning fools and noobs alike'''.</font>

By copying and pasting or repeating these sentences several times, and by adding numerous adjectives, you should have a well fleshed-out article within minutes.

Don't forget to pipe the following popular catchphrases into your article with rash abandon:

[[Faggotry]]
[[Cock]]
[[Shit nobody cares about]]
[[You]]
[[White Knight]]
[[Pedophile]]
[[Emo]]

You may wish to break up these sentences with images, tables, quotes, galleries, or embedded video, but since those things are rather complicated, it is probably not a good idea, and really isn't necessary because you probably didn't even make headers and sub-headers within the body of your text anyways.

And since you are only writing one silly little attack article about a moderator that banned you at some shitty, insignificant Nintendo forum, you probably will never return to Encyclopedia Dramatica anyways.

==Don't Bother Looking At Any Of These==

Links to Context or facts are really a stupid idea. Nobody checks any of that stuff.

* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Basic Rules]] - This page should be your first stop before you do anything on this site.

* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:About]] - A general idea of what is going on.

* [[Help:Contents]] - Everything you really need to know.

* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Templates/All]] - Some things to work with.

* [[Sandbox]] - A thing to work in.

* [[Categories]] - Narrow down your subject.

* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Collapsing Objects]] - Help streamline your page.

* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Morphing Objects]] - Further streamlining.

* [[HTML]] - A good working knowledge of HTML is a great help.

[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Formatting]] - the funky shit.

[[The Comprehensive Guide To Life]]

* [[User Stress Syndrome]]

==Stuff You Won't Use==

Don't bother adding a [[Special:Categories|Category]] or a [[Template:Series|Series]] to your article; nobody cares about that stuff anyway.

==See Also==

[[Random Page]]
[[Exhibit A]]
[[Exhibit B]]
[[Exhibit C]]

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{{Timeline|Featured article September 7, [[2009]]|[[Scene]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Contra]]}}

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