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	'''Geeks''' are [[nerd\|nerds]] that are ashamed of their own nerdiness and try to hide it from their real-life friends. In short, geeks are nerds who want to give the impression that they have a semi-social life and are fond of [[buttsecks]].		'''Geeks''' are [[nerd\|nerds]] that are ashamed of their own nerdiness and try to hide it from their real-life friends. In short, geeks are nerds who want to give the impression that they have a semi-social life and are fond of [[buttsecks]].

	[[Emo]] people wish they were geeks but will never be as [[dork]]y because the dumbasses ~~[[Cut\|~~slice themselves up]] before reaching the required level of nerdiness to become a geek. This is because they lack ~~[[Ubuntu\|~~Slackware]] knowledge and desecrate the wisdom of [[George Lucas]]. Their black eyeshadow and ~~[[Eunuch\|~~castrated]] looks will never make them measure up to the profound beauty that is geekery.		[[Emo]] people wish they were geeks but will never be as [[dork]]y because the dumbasses slice themselves up before reaching the required level of nerdiness to become a geek. This is because they lack Slackware knowledge and desecrate the wisdom of [[George Lucas]]. Their black eyeshadow and castrated looks will never make them measure up to the profound beauty that is geekery.

	==The music video that made the 1st place on the nerds top ten==		==The music video that made the 1st place on the nerds top ten==
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	==How to differentiate a nerd from a GEEK==		==How to differentiate a nerd from a GEEK==
	#True geeks specialize in a particular programming language whereas the nerd will claim top-knowledge in multiple computer related topics from ~~[[queer\|~~hardware]] to doing [[your mom]].		#True geeks specialize in a particular programming language whereas the nerd will claim top-knowledge in multiple computer related topics from hardware to doing [[your mom]].
	#A geek doesn't have to use a website to speak in binary or [[1337\|leet]]. The nerd's best friend is [http://nickciske.com/tools/binary/php Nick Ciscke] (Nerd test : 0111100101101111011101010 111001000100000011011010110111101101101) (LOL @ 8 bit ASCII).		#A geek doesn't have to use a website to speak in binary or [[1337\|leet]]. The nerd's best friend is [http://nickciske.com/tools/binary/php Nick Ciscke] (Nerd test : 0111100101101111011101010 111001000100000011011010110111101101101) (LOL @ 8 bit ASCII).
	#True geeks no longer live at home after college, they just use their parents' house to do their laundry. Nerds never see daylight.		#True geeks no longer live at home after college, they just use their parents' house to do their laundry. Nerds never see daylight.
	#Geeks read Sci-fi that isn't completely useless. <i>EXAMPLE</I>: geeks read "Hitchhikers Guide to the <U>Multi</U>verse." While nerds still read "Hitchikers Guide to the Universe."		#Geeks read Sci-fi that isn't completely useless. <i>EXAMPLE</I>: geeks read "Hitchhikers Guide to the <U>Multi</U>verse." While nerds still read "Hitchikers Guide to the Universe."

	~~[http://returnoftheking.ytmnd.com/ what a geek talks about]~~

	==Geeky activities==		==Geeky activities==
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	* [[Masturbating]] to Wil Wheaton.		* [[Masturbating]] to Wil Wheaton.
	* Pretending to know [[perl]]		* Pretending to know [[perl]]
	* Hanging out at ~~[[Geek Squad\|~~Best Buy]]		* Hanging out at Best Buy
	* Achieving [[Computer Science III]]		* Achieving [[Computer Science III]]
	* Being the [[cool]]est in any of the many [[Notcoolclub\|Notcoolclubs]] around.		* Being the [[cool]]est in any of the many [[Notcoolclub\|Notcoolclubs]] around.
	* Comparing chicks to their favourite superheroes. It often tends to be Superman, but I've heard Batman is just as queer. You heard me dude, I know all about ~~[[Faggotry\|~~why you and Robin live together in a secluded mansion]].		* Comparing chicks to their favourite superheroes. It often tends to be Superman, but I've heard Batman is just as queer. You heard me dude, I know all about why you and Robin live together in a secluded mansion.
	* Geek [[Music~~\|songs~~]]		* Geek [[Music]]
	<youtube>crPxC9HnXnM</youtube> <youtube>Ha6Z5RM0V68</youtube>		<youtube>crPxC9HnXnM</youtube> <youtube>Ha6Z5RM0V68</youtube>
	* Removing [[acne]] from their faces		* Removing [[acne]] from their faces
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	The '''RPG geek''' will never just memorize the spells that his characters are able to do. Instead, s/he utilizes their [[Procrastination\|procrastinating]]/lazy-ass abilities to get around the rules and min/max-es their weaknesses and strengths accordingly. Optimizes their attacks and knows how to roleplay versus just "knowing." Also interested in The Matrix star [[George Lucas]]' sex life and furry behavior.		The '''RPG geek''' will never just memorize the spells that his characters are able to do. Instead, s/he utilizes their [[Procrastination\|procrastinating]]/lazy-ass abilities to get around the rules and min/max-es their weaknesses and strengths accordingly. Optimizes their attacks and knows how to roleplay versus just "knowing." Also interested in The Matrix star [[George Lucas]]' sex life and furry behavior.

	Some nerds and geeks have been said to also be known as dorks,but recent studies show that dorks are actually ~~[[WTF\|~~cookie stealing mini skirt wearing sea monkeys from the planet xzorg]].		Some nerds and geeks have been said to also be known as dorks,but recent studies show that dorks are actually cookie stealing mini skirt wearing sea monkeys from the planet xzorg.

	The '''Nigga Geek''' is the one black kid that doesn't like [[rap]] and chikinz, if said chikinz are consumed however, a knife and fork will be used and no one will be stabbed??!. He typically takes karate, is bisexual, and writes crappy fanfiction with himself as the main character, except in his story he is [[white]]. [[IRL~~\|Real~~]] black people call him "nigger" to piss him off cos they know he gets offended by that word. He is also called an Uncle Tom, a race traitor, or an agent of whitey tryin to keep tha' [[black]] man down.		The '''Nigga Geek''' is the one black kid that doesn't like [[rap]] and chikinz, if said chikinz are consumed however, a knife and fork will be used and no one will be stabbed??!. He typically takes karate, is bisexual, and writes crappy fanfiction with himself as the main character, except in his story he is [[white]]. [[IRL]] black people call him "nigger" to piss him off cos they know he gets offended by that word. He is also called an Uncle Tom, a race traitor, or an agent of whitey tryin to keep tha' [[black]] man down.

	==Etymology==		==Etymology==
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	* [[QBASIC]]		* [[QBASIC]]
	* [[Esperanto]]		* [[Esperanto]]

			== External links ==
			[http://returnoftheking.ytmnd.com/ what a geek talks about]
	* [http://www.udolpho.com/weblog/?id=00712&title=Why-you-should-never-listen-to-geeks-and-in-fact-should-despise-them Why you should never listen to geeks, and in fact should despise them] [[ESR]] [http://esr.ibiblio.org/?p=628#comment-229330 shat] a small brick at this very accurate description of geeks.		* [http://www.udolpho.com/weblog/?id=00712&title=Why-you-should-never-listen-to-geeks-and-in-fact-should-despise-them Why you should never listen to geeks, and in fact should despise them] [[ESR]] [http://esr.ibiblio.org/?p=628#comment-229330 shat] a small brick at this very accurate description of geeks.

	[[Category:Subcultures]]		[[Category:Subcultures]]
	[[Category:People]]		[[Category:People]]

imported>Nujen: This photo was just too funny not to insert at the tope of the article. Made the intro more lulsy.

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This photo was just too funny not to insert at the tope of the article. Made the intro more lulsy.

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			[[Image:Aintafraidnoghosts.jpg\|thumb\|Guess which: geek or nerd? (Trick question, the answer is both)]]
	[[Image:Geek.jpg\|thumb\|Wil Wheaton, a geek's wet dream.]]		[[Image:Geek.jpg\|thumb\|Wil Wheaton, a geek's wet dream.]]
	'''Geeks''' are [[nerd\|nerds]] that almost get along and function non-awkwardly [[IRL\|in real life]]. Geeks can't help but associate with nerds because of common interests but often appear embarassed by the behavior of their nerd counterpart. The truth is that they are ashamed of their own nerdiness and try to hide it from their real-life friends. In short, geeks are nerds who have a semi-social life and are fond of [[buttsecks]].		'''Geeks''' are [[nerd\|nerds]] that are ashamed of their own nerdiness and try to hide it from their real-life friends. In short, geeks are nerds who want to give the impression that they have a semi-social life and are fond of [[buttsecks]].

	[[Emo]] people wish they were geeks but will never be as [[dork]]y because the dumbasses [[Cut\|slice themselves up]] before reaching the required level of nerdiness to become a geek. This is because they lack [[Ubuntu\|Slackware]] knowledge and desecrate the wisdom of [[George Lucas]]. Their black eyeshadow and [[Eunuch\|castrated]] looks will never make them measure up to the profound beauty that is geekery.		[[Emo]] people wish they were geeks but will never be as [[dork]]y because the dumbasses [[Cut\|slice themselves up]] before reaching the required level of nerdiness to become a geek. This is because they lack [[Ubuntu\|Slackware]] knowledge and desecrate the wisdom of [[George Lucas]]. Their black eyeshadow and [[Eunuch\|castrated]] looks will never make them measure up to the profound beauty that is geekery.
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	==How to differentiate a nerd from a GEEK==		==How to differentiate a nerd from a GEEK==
	~~[[Image:Aintafraidnoghosts.jpg\|thumb\|Guess which: geek or nerd? (Trick question, the answer is both)]]~~
	#True geeks specialize in a particular programming language whereas the nerd will claim top-knowledge in multiple computer related topics from [[queer\|hardware]] to doing [[your mom]].		#True geeks specialize in a particular programming language whereas the nerd will claim top-knowledge in multiple computer related topics from [[queer\|hardware]] to doing [[your mom]].
	#A geek doesn't have to use a website to speak in binary or [[1337\|leet]]. The nerd's best friend is [http://nickciske.com/tools/binary/php Nick Ciscke] (Nerd test : 0111100101101111011101010 111001000100000011011010110111101101101) (LOL @ 8 bit ASCII).		#A geek doesn't have to use a website to speak in binary or [[1337\|leet]]. The nerd's best friend is [http://nickciske.com/tools/binary/php Nick Ciscke] (Nerd test : 0111100101101111011101010 111001000100000011011010110111101101101) (LOL @ 8 bit ASCII).

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	* [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS\|Apple computers]]		* [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS\|Apple computers]]
	* Drinking [[alcohol]]		* Drinking [[alcohol]]
	* [[Masturbating]] to [[Wil Wheaton]].		* [[Masturbating]] to Wil Wheaton.
	* Pretending to know [[perl]]		* Pretending to know [[perl]]
	* Hanging out at [[Geek Squad\|Best Buy]]		* Hanging out at [[Geek Squad\|Best Buy]]

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	[[Image:Geek.jpg\|thumb\|[[Wil Wheaton]], a geek's wet dream.]]		[[Image:Geek.jpg\|thumb\|Wil Wheaton, a geek's wet dream.]]
	'''Geeks''' are [[nerd\|nerds]] that almost get along and function non-awkwardly [[IRL\|in real life]]. Geeks can't help but associate with nerds because of common interests but often appear embarassed by the behavior of their nerd counterpart. The truth is that they are ashamed of their own nerdiness and try to hide it from their real-life friends. In short, geeks are nerds who have a semi-social life and are fond of [[buttsecks]].		'''Geeks''' are [[nerd\|nerds]] that almost get along and function non-awkwardly [[IRL\|in real life]]. Geeks can't help but associate with nerds because of common interests but often appear embarassed by the behavior of their nerd counterpart. The truth is that they are ashamed of their own nerdiness and try to hide it from their real-life friends. In short, geeks are nerds who have a semi-social life and are fond of [[buttsecks]].

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	[[Category:Subcultures]]		[[Category:Subcultures]]
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			[[Image:Aintafraidnoghosts.jpg\|thumb\|Guess which: geek or nerd? (Trick question, the answer is both)]]
	[[Image:Geek.jpg\|thumb\|Wil Wheaton, a geek's wet dream.]]		[[Image:Geek.jpg\|thumb\|Wil Wheaton, a geek's wet dream.]]
	'''Geeks''' are [[nerd\|nerds]] that almost get along and function non-awkwardly [[IRL\|in real life]]. Geeks can't help but associate with nerds because of common interests but often appear embarassed by the behavior of their nerd counterpart. The truth is that they are ashamed of their own nerdiness and try to hide it from their real-life friends. In short, geeks are nerds who have a semi-social life and are fond of [[buttsecks]].		'''Geeks''' are [[nerd\|nerds]] that are ashamed of their own nerdiness and try to hide it from their real-life friends. In short, geeks are nerds who want to give the impression that they have a semi-social life and are fond of [[buttsecks]].

	[[Emo]] people wish they were geeks but will never be as [[dork]]y because the dumbasses [[Cut\|slice themselves up]] before reaching the required level of nerdiness to become a geek. This is because they lack [[Ubuntu\|Slackware]] knowledge and desecrate the wisdom of [[George Lucas]]. Their black eyeshadow and [[Eunuch\|castrated]] looks will never make them measure up to the profound beauty that is geekery.		[[Emo]] people wish they were geeks but will never be as [[dork]]y because the dumbasses [[Cut\|slice themselves up]] before reaching the required level of nerdiness to become a geek. This is because they lack [[Ubuntu\|Slackware]] knowledge and desecrate the wisdom of [[George Lucas]]. Their black eyeshadow and [[Eunuch\|castrated]] looks will never make them measure up to the profound beauty that is geekery.
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	==How to differentiate a nerd from a GEEK==		==How to differentiate a nerd from a GEEK==
	~~[[Image:Aintafraidnoghosts.jpg\|thumb\|Guess which: geek or nerd? (Trick question, the answer is both)]]~~
	#True geeks specialize in a particular programming language whereas the nerd will claim top-knowledge in multiple computer related topics from [[queer\|hardware]] to doing [[your mom]].		#True geeks specialize in a particular programming language whereas the nerd will claim top-knowledge in multiple computer related topics from [[queer\|hardware]] to doing [[your mom]].
	#A geek doesn't have to use a website to speak in binary or [[1337\|leet]]. The nerd's best friend is [http://nickciske.com/tools/binary/php Nick Ciscke] (Nerd test : 0111100101101111011101010 111001000100000011011010110111101101101) (LOL @ 8 bit ASCII).		#A geek doesn't have to use a website to speak in binary or [[1337\|leet]]. The nerd's best friend is [http://nickciske.com/tools/binary/php Nick Ciscke] (Nerd test : 0111100101101111011101010 111001000100000011011010110111101101101) (LOL @ 8 bit ASCII).

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	* [[QBASIC]]		* [[QBASIC]]
	* [[Esperanto]]		* [[Esperanto]]
			* [[King Of The Nerds]]

	== External links ==		== External links ==