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imported>Cobaltcat: Reverted edits by LONNY DONG (talk) to last revision by IvoRobotnik

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	[[File:~~I want you~~.~~png~~\|~~link~~=~~This user~~ is a ~~Donny Long sockpuppet~~]]		[[Image:Geebilloriginal.jpg\|thumb\|The original]]
	[[~~Category~~:~~Disease~~]][[~~Category~~:~~Doxed Individuals~~]][[~~Category~~:~~Dying Alone~~]][[~~Category~~:~~Faggotry~~]][[~~Category~~:~~Fellatio~~]][[~~Category~~:~~Gay Porn~~]][[~~Category~~:~~Penis~~]][[~~Category~~:~~Rage~~]][[~~Category~~:~~Sex~~]][[~~Category~~:~~Taking Down ED~~]][[~~Category:Whores~~]]		[[File:Diphallia.jpg\|thumb\|Pic related]]

			Created sometime around [[last thursday]], this [[meme]] made its way onto [[4chan]] in the form of an advertisement from a lost time where [[gay]] jokes were apparently taboo. Featuring two kids, the first kid is apparently shocked and appalled his adversary has exactly double the payload he is toting. The reason? Why, they're [[Circumcision\|skinless]] of course. But even so, this shouldn't be shocking. After all, the kid on the left is apparently a retard; most normal people understand he has the classic expression of the red-headed (and hence possessor of straaaange powers) [[ginger]] quiz kid who might have gotten his face shoved in and his glasses knocked off by a Leave it to Beaver bully, but eventually won the respect of the top bully by teaching him something that came in handy.

			Due to this occurrence, about [[over 9000\|9001]] renditions have been made regarding this meme.

			==Historical Origins==

			[[Image:AnimatedGeeBill.gif\|thumb\|Bill's Wiener.]]
			[[Image:Skinless_Wieners_nutfacts.jpg\|thumb\|As far as most hot dogs are concerned, these aren't as bad for you tbh.]]

			The ad itself is actually made by a now-dead company called Skinless Wieners. Truly, they were going for originality here. Anyway, little is actually known about this company, though there tends to be one common theme to their ad: kids fucking loving their wieners. It should be noted that most of these ads were created in the 1940's and 1950's in good ol' [[Americunt]], where there was an absence of sugar and where wearing a sweater vest and mowing a lawn were considered fun activities.

			The original purpose of this company was to get the American public to buy war bonds, ''bacon-flavored'' war bonds, to beat the skin-eating Huns into submission, because everyone knows that's cannibalism in some form or another. Their fist ad (what this article is about) was no different - read the bottom if you don't believe me, [[faggot]], or check out the little "V" badge on his Jugghead-esque hat.

			Other ads didn't fare much better, attempting (but failing) to capture the innocence of American culture. It's pointless to chase an illusion.

			But, how do they make skinless wieners, you ask? Well, check it out:

			{{squote\|
			In the production of wieners, the ground meat product (consisting mainly of intestinal gut) is first forced, in a relatively fluid state, into the tubular cellulose casing, after which the casing is tied into wiener-length sections and then passed through an oven for the curing or treating step. Skinless wieners are produced by treating them with an acid at a pH not more than 4 prior to cooking and subsequent processing. The acid can be sprayed over the wiener sections as they pass through a spray hood prior to entering an oven, and is preferably edible. The acid treatment causes a skin to be formed on the wiener product under the artificial casing which enhances the chewiness of the wiener and improves the peelability thereof. The oven may or may not include an atmosphere of smoke. After heating, the wiener product is cooled and chilled and the casing is removed and the wiener units are then separated and packed.}}
			''Mmmmmm-MM!''

			== Galleries ==

			{{cg\|Gallery of lulz\|Link\|center\|<gallery>
			Image:Geebillexploitable.jpg\|Gee Bill! Exploitable!
			Image:Geebilltwowieners.jpg\|TWO wieners?
			Image:Geebillopposite.png\|Gee Wiener, two Bills.
			Image:Geebillstemcell.png
			Image:Geebillacid.jpg
			Image:Geebillgentlemen.png\|[[Gentlemen\|GENTLEMEN]].
			Image:Geebillthreewieners.jpg\|Three Wieners.
			Image:Geebilldowns.jpg\|Bill has [[Aspergers\|Aspergers Syndrome]].</gallery>\|<gallery>
			Image:Geebillsuggestive.png\|Not the third one.
			Image:Geebillnohands.jpg\|No hands!
			Image:Geebillfap.jpg\|Fapping for great justice
			Image:Geebillbill.png\|BILL BILL BILL
			Image:GeebillIdklol.png\|[[over 9000]] wieners.
			File:1358361502454.jpg\|Gee Thom, two weiners?
			Image:Geebillnigger.png\|Bill shows he is [[white]]. And probably a Jew.
			Image:Geebillrape.jpg\|YOU GONNA GET RAPED!
			Image:Geebillyourmom.png\|[[Your mom]].
			Image:Geebillnorelco.png
			Image:Geebillanimu.png\|[[Animu]] version.
			Image:Geebilllazor.jpg\|[[Shoop da whoop\|Lazor]] version.
			Image:Geebillbattletoads.jpg\|[[Battletoads]] version.
			Image:Geebillhasnone.png\|Bill admits defeat.
			Image:Geebilljughead.jpg\|Shut the fuck up, Jughead.
			Image:Geebillywhargarbl.png\|WHAARGARBL.
			Image:Geebilljoker.png\|[[Why so serious?]]
			Image:Geebilltruth.png\|[[X Y is X\|Honest Bill is Honest]]
			Image:GeeBillWeegee.jpg\|[[Weegee]] version.
			Image:Geebillfffrustration.png\|[[Frustration\|Fffrustration]].
			Image:Geebillface.jpg
			Image:Geebillacid2.jpg
			Image:Geebill.jpg\|[[Xzibit]] cameo appearance.
			Image:Geebillhigh.jpg
			Image:GeeBillWienersWhat.jpg
			Image:Geebillwildbill.jpg\|Gee Wild Bill!
			Image:WienerFeelsgood.jpg\|FEELS GOOD MAN
			Image:WIENER.jpg
			Image:shiva.jpg\|Other Gods of Death only get ONE wiener.
			File:Gee_Bill_Gates.jpg\|Gee, [[Bill Gates]]...
			File:Zoe Five Guys 3.png\|[[GamerGate\|Gee]] [[Zoe Quinn]], five guys?!
			Image:Gee-Bitches-Two-Wieners.jpg\|[[Bitches Don't Know\|Gee bitches, two wieners]]!
			Image:Wienercrusher.jpg\|[[Card Crusher\|Wiener Crusher]]
			Image:GeeBillGuillermo.png\|Gee Guilermo, two Oscar awards?</gallery>}}{{clear}}

			=== Other Skinless Wiener Ads ===

			{{Center\|
			<gallery>
			Image:Skinless_Wiener_ad.jpg
			Image:Skinless_wiener_ad_2.jpg\|This one is just [[asking for it]].
			Image:Skinless_wiener_ad_3.jpg
			Image:Skinless_wieners_ad_4.jpg
			</gallery>
			}}

			==See also==

			*[[Cock\|Wieners]]
			*[[Oh exploitable]]
			*[[Not gay]]

			== External links ==

			{{4chanarchive\|78827542\|Origin and moar wieners\|align=right}}
			* {{KYM\|memes/gee-bill-how-come-your-mom-lets-you-eat-two-weiners\|On KYM}}


			{{memes}}

imported>LONNY DONG at 16:55, 1 November 2018

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imported>LONNY DONG: BLANKING IN PROGRESS

2018-11-01T16:55:23Z

BLANKING IN PROGRESS

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	~~[[Image:Geebilloriginal.jpg\|thumb\|The original]]~~
	~~[[File:Diphallia.jpg\|thumb\|Pic related]]~~

	Created sometime around [[last thursday]], this [[meme]] made its way onto [[4chan]] in the form of an advertisement from a lost time where [[gay]] jokes were apparently taboo. Featuring two kids, the first kid is apparently shocked and appalled his adversary has exactly double the payload he is toting. The reason? Why, they're [[Circumcision\|skinless]] of course. But even so, this shouldn't be shocking. After all, the kid on the left is apparently a retard; most normal people understand he has the classic expression of the red-headed (and hence possessor of straaaange powers) [[ginger]] quiz kid who might have gotten his face shoved in and his glasses knocked off by a Leave it to Beaver bully, but eventually won the respect of the top bully by teaching him something that came in handy.

	~~Due to this occurrence, about [[over 9000\|9001]] renditions have been made regarding this meme.~~

	~~==Historical Origins==~~

	~~[[Image:AnimatedGeeBill.gif\|thumb\|Bill's Wiener.]]~~
	~~[[Image:Skinless_Wieners_nutfacts.jpg\|thumb\|As far as most hot dogs are concerned, these aren't as bad for you tbh.]]~~

	The ad itself is actually made by a now-dead company called Skinless Wieners. Truly, they were going for originality here. Anyway, little is actually known about this company, though there tends to be one common theme to their ad: kids fucking loving their wieners. It should be noted that most of these ads were created in the 1940's and 1950's in good ol' [[Americunt]], where there was an absence of sugar and where wearing a sweater vest and mowing a lawn were considered fun activities.

	The original purpose of this company was to get the American public to buy war bonds, ''bacon-flavored'' war bonds, to beat the skin-eating Huns into submission, because everyone knows that's cannibalism in some form or another. Their fist ad (what this article is about) was no different - read the bottom if you don't believe me, [[faggot]], or check out the little "V" badge on his Jugghead-esque hat.

	~~Other ads didn't fare much better, attempting (but failing) to capture the innocence of American culture. It's pointless to chase an illusion.~~

	~~But, how do they make skinless wieners, you ask? Well, check it out:~~

	~~{{squote\|~~
	In the production of wieners, the ground meat product (consisting mainly of intestinal gut) is first forced, in a relatively fluid state, into the tubular cellulose casing, after which the casing is tied into wiener-length sections and then passed through an oven for the curing or treating step. Skinless wieners are produced by treating them with an acid at a pH not more than 4 prior to cooking and subsequent processing. The acid can be sprayed over the wiener sections as they pass through a spray hood prior to entering an oven, and is preferably edible. The acid treatment causes a skin to be formed on the wiener product under the artificial casing which enhances the chewiness of the wiener and improves the peelability thereof. The oven may or may not include an atmosphere of smoke. After heating, the wiener product is cooled and chilled and the casing is removed and the wiener units are then separated and packed.}}
	~~''Mmmmmm-MM!''~~

	~~== Galleries ==~~

	~~{{cg\|Gallery of lulz\|Link\|center\|<gallery>~~
	~~Image:Geebillexploitable.jpg\|Gee Bill! Exploitable!~~
	~~Image:Geebilltwowieners.jpg\|TWO wieners?~~
	~~Image:Geebillopposite.png\|Gee Wiener, two Bills.~~
	~~Image:Geebillstemcell.png~~
	~~Image:Geebillacid.jpg~~
	~~Image:Geebillgentlemen.png\|[[Gentlemen\|GENTLEMEN]].~~
	~~Image:Geebillthreewieners.jpg\|Three Wieners.~~
	~~Image:Geebilldowns.jpg\|Bill has [[Aspergers\|Aspergers Syndrome]].</gallery>\|<gallery>~~
	~~Image:Geebillsuggestive.png\|Not the third one.~~
	~~Image:Geebillnohands.jpg\|No hands!~~
	~~Image:Geebillfap.jpg\|Fapping for great justice~~
	~~Image:Geebillbill.png\|BILL BILL BILL~~
	~~Image:GeebillIdklol.png\|[[over 9000]] wieners.~~
	~~File:1358361502454.jpg\|Gee Thom, two weiners?~~
	~~Image:Geebillnigger.png\|Bill shows he is [[white]]. And probably a Jew.~~
	~~Image:Geebillrape.jpg\|YOU GONNA GET RAPED!~~
	~~Image:Geebillyourmom.png\|[[Your mom]].~~
	~~Image:Geebillnorelco.png~~
	~~Image:Geebillanimu.png\|[[Animu]] version.~~
	~~Image:Geebilllazor.jpg\|[[Shoop da whoop\|Lazor]] version.~~
	~~Image:Geebillbattletoads.jpg\|[[Battletoads]] version.~~
	~~Image:Geebillhasnone.png\|Bill admits defeat.~~
	~~Image:Geebilljughead.jpg\|Shut the fuck up, Jughead.~~
	~~Image:Geebillywhargarbl.png\|WHAARGARBL.~~
	~~Image:Geebilljoker.png\|[[Why so serious?]]~~
	~~Image:Geebilltruth.png\|[[X Y is X\|Honest Bill is Honest]]~~
	~~Image:GeeBillWeegee.jpg\|[[Weegee]] version.~~
	~~Image:Geebillfffrustration.png\|[[Frustration\|Fffrustration]].~~
	~~Image:Geebillface.jpg~~
	~~Image:Geebillacid2.jpg~~
	~~Image:Geebill.jpg\|[[Xzibit]] cameo appearance.~~
	~~Image:Geebillhigh.jpg~~
	~~Image:GeeBillWienersWhat.jpg~~
	~~Image:Geebillwildbill.jpg\|Gee Wild Bill!~~
	~~Image:WienerFeelsgood.jpg\|FEELS GOOD MAN~~
	~~Image:WIENER.jpg~~
	~~Image:shiva.jpg\|Other Gods of Death only get ONE wiener.~~
	~~File:Gee_Bill_Gates.jpg\|Gee, [[Bill Gates]]...~~
	~~File:Zoe Five Guys 3.png\|[[GamerGate\|Gee]] [[Zoe Quinn]], five guys?!~~
	~~Image:Gee-Bitches-Two-Wieners.jpg\|[[Bitches Don't Know\|Gee bitches, two wieners]]!~~
	~~Image:Wienercrusher.jpg\|[[Card Crusher\|Wiener Crusher]]~~
	~~Image:GeeBillGuillermo.png\|Gee Guilermo, two Oscar awards?</gallery>}}{{clear}}~~

	~~=== Other Skinless Wiener Ads ===~~

	~~{{Center\|~~
	~~<gallery>~~
	~~Image:Skinless_Wiener_ad.jpg~~
	~~Image:Skinless_wiener_ad_2.jpg\|This one is just [[asking for it]].~~
	~~Image:Skinless_wiener_ad_3.jpg~~
	~~Image:Skinless_wieners_ad_4.jpg~~
	~~</gallery>~~
	}}

	~~==See also==~~

	*[[Cock\|Wieners]]
	*[[Oh exploitable]]
	*[[Not gay]]

	~~== External links ==~~

	~~{{4chanarchive\|78827542\|Origin and moar wieners\|align=right}}~~
	* {{KYM\|memes/gee-bill-how-come-your-mom-lets-you-eat-two-weiners\|On KYM}}


	~~{{memes}}~~

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	Image:shiva.jpg\|Other Gods of Death only get ONE wiener.		Image:shiva.jpg\|Other Gods of Death only get ONE wiener.
	File:Gee_Bill_Gates.jpg\|Gee, [[Bill Gates]]...		File:Gee_Bill_Gates.jpg\|Gee, [[Bill Gates]]...
	File:Zoe Five Guys 3.png		File:Zoe Five Guys 3.png\|[[GamerGate\|Gee]] [[Zoe Quinn]], five guys?!
	Image:Gee-Bitches-Two-Wieners.jpg\|[[Bitches Don't Know\|Gee bitches, two wieners]]!		Image:Gee-Bitches-Two-Wieners.jpg\|[[Bitches Don't Know\|Gee bitches, two wieners]]!
	Image:Wienercrusher.jpg\|[[Card Crusher\|Wiener Crusher]]</gallery>}}{{clear}}		Image:Wienercrusher.jpg\|[[Card Crusher\|Wiener Crusher]]
			Image:GeeBillGuillermo.png\|Gee Guilermo, two Oscar awards?</gallery>}}{{clear}}

	=== Other Skinless Wiener Ads ===		=== Other Skinless Wiener Ads ===

imported>Lolyunohavgudsoftware at 04:56, 8 December 2015

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	[[Image:Geebilloriginal.jpg\|thumb~~\|right\|180px~~\|The original.]]		[[Image:Geebilloriginal.jpg\|thumb\|The original]]
	[[File:Diphallia.jpg\|thumb\|Pic related]]		[[File:Diphallia.jpg\|thumb\|Pic related]]

	Created sometime around [[last thursday]], this [[meme]] made its way onto [[4chan]] in the form of an advertisement from a lost time where [[gay]] jokes were apparently taboo. Featuring two kids, the first kid is apparently shocked and appalled his adversary has exactly double the payload he is toting. The reason? Why, they're [[Circumcision\|skinless]] of course. But even so, this shouldn't be shocking. After all, the kid on the left is apparently a retard; most normal people understand he has the classic expression of the red-headed (and hence possessor of straaaange powers) [[ginger]] quiz kid who might have gotten his face shoved in and his glasses knocked off by a Leave it to Beaver bully, but eventually won the respect of the top bully by teaching him something that came in handy.		Created sometime around [[last thursday]], this [[meme]] made its way onto [[4chan]] in the form of an advertisement from a lost time where [[gay]] jokes were apparently taboo. Featuring two kids, the first kid is apparently shocked and appalled his adversary has exactly double the payload he is toting. The reason? Why, they're [[Circumcision\|skinless]] of course. But even so, this shouldn't be shocking. After all, the kid on the left is apparently a retard; most normal people understand he has the classic expression of the red-headed (and hence possessor of straaaange powers) [[ginger]] quiz kid who might have gotten his face shoved in and his glasses knocked off by a Leave it to Beaver bully, but eventually won the respect of the top bully by teaching him something that came in handy.

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	==Historical Origins==		==Historical Origins==
	[[Image:AnimatedGeeBill.gif\|thumb~~\|180px\|right~~\|Bill's Wiener.]]
	[[Image:Skinless_Wieners_nutfacts.jpg\|thumb~~\|180px\|right~~\|As far as most hot dogs are concerned, these aren't as bad for you tbh.]]		[[Image:AnimatedGeeBill.gif\|thumb\|Bill's Wiener.]]
			[[Image:Skinless_Wieners_nutfacts.jpg\|thumb\|As far as most hot dogs are concerned, these aren't as bad for you tbh.]]

	The ad itself is actually made by a now-dead company called Skinless Wieners. Truly, they were going for originality here. Anyway, little is actually known about this company, though there tends to be one common theme to their ad: kids fucking loving their wieners. It should be noted that most of these ads were created in the 1940's and 1950's in good ol' [[Americunt]], where there was an absence of sugar and where wearing a sweater vest and mowing a lawn were considered fun activities.		The ad itself is actually made by a now-dead company called Skinless Wieners. Truly, they were going for originality here. Anyway, little is actually known about this company, though there tends to be one common theme to their ad: kids fucking loving their wieners. It should be noted that most of these ads were created in the 1940's and 1950's in good ol' [[Americunt]], where there was an absence of sugar and where wearing a sweater vest and mowing a lawn were considered fun activities.

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	''Mmmmmm-MM!''		''Mmmmmm-MM!''

	==~~Gee Gallery~~==		== Galleries ==

	{{cg\|Gallery of lulz\|Link\|center\|<gallery>		{{cg\|Gallery of lulz\|Link\|center\|<gallery>
	Image:Geebillexploitable.jpg\|Gee Bill! Exploitable!		Image:Geebillexploitable.jpg\|Gee Bill! Exploitable!
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	Image:shiva.jpg\|Other Gods of Death only get ONE wiener.		Image:shiva.jpg\|Other Gods of Death only get ONE wiener.
	File:Gee_Bill_Gates.jpg\|Gee, [[Bill Gates]]...		File:Gee_Bill_Gates.jpg\|Gee, [[Bill Gates]]...
			File:Zoe Five Guys 3.png
	Image:Gee-Bitches-Two-Wieners.jpg\|[[Bitches Don't Know\|Gee bitches, two wieners]]!		Image:Gee-Bitches-Two-Wieners.jpg\|[[Bitches Don't Know\|Gee bitches, two wieners]]!
	Image:Wienercrusher.jpg\|[[Card Crusher\|Wiener Crusher]]</gallery>}}{{clear}}		Image:Wienercrusher.jpg\|[[Card Crusher\|Wiener Crusher]]</gallery>}}{{clear}}
	===~~Gallery of other~~ Skinless Wiener Ads===
			=== Other Skinless Wiener Ads ===

			{{Center\|
	<gallery>		<gallery>
	Image:Skinless_Wiener_ad.jpg		Image:Skinless_Wiener_ad.jpg
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	Image:Skinless_wieners_ad_4.jpg		Image:Skinless_wieners_ad_4.jpg
	</gallery>		</gallery>
			}}

	==See also==		==See also==

	*[[Cock\|Wieners]]		*[[Cock\|Wieners]]
	*[[Oh exploitable]]		*[[Oh exploitable]]
	*[[Not gay]]		*[[Not gay]]

	{{4chanarchive\|78827542\|Origin and moar wieners}}		== External links ==
	{{~~template:~~memes}}
			{{4chanarchive\|78827542\|Origin and moar wieners\|align=right}}
			* {{KYM\|memes/gee-bill-how-come-your-mom-lets-you-eat-two-weiners\|On KYM}}


	~~[[category:~~memes]]		{{memes}}

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	==Gee Gallery==		==Gee Gallery==
	{{cg\|Gallery of lulz\|Link\|~~left~~\|<gallery>		{{cg\|Gallery of lulz\|Link\|center\|<gallery>
	Image:Geebillexploitable.jpg\|Gee Bill! Exploitable!		Image:Geebillexploitable.jpg\|Gee Bill! Exploitable!
	Image:Geebilltwowieners.jpg\|TWO wieners?		Image:Geebilltwowieners.jpg\|TWO wieners?

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	Image:Geebillyourmom.png\|[[Your mom]].		Image:Geebillyourmom.png\|[[Your mom]].
	Image:Geebillnorelco.png		Image:Geebillnorelco.png
	~~File:Gee Fatass.png~~
	Image:Geebillanimu.png\|[[Animu]] version.		Image:Geebillanimu.png\|[[Animu]] version.
	Image:Geebilllazor.jpg\|[[Shoop da whoop\|Lazor]] version.		Image:Geebilllazor.jpg\|[[Shoop da whoop\|Lazor]] version.

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	[[File:~~I want you~~.~~png~~\|~~link~~=~~This user~~ is a ~~Donny Long sockpuppet~~]]		[[Image:Geebilloriginal.jpg\|thumb\|The original]]
	[[~~Category~~:~~Disease~~]][[~~Category~~:~~Doxed Individuals~~]][[~~Category~~:~~Dying Alone~~]][[~~Category~~:~~Faggotry~~]][[~~Category~~:~~Fellatio~~]][[~~Category~~:~~Gay Porn~~]][[~~Category~~:~~Penis~~]][[~~Category~~:~~Rage~~]][[~~Category~~:~~Sex~~]][[~~Category~~:~~Taking Down ED~~]][[~~Category:Whores~~]]		[[File:Diphallia.jpg\|thumb\|Pic related]]

			Created sometime around [[last thursday]], this [[meme]] made its way onto [[4chan]] in the form of an advertisement from a lost time where [[gay]] jokes were apparently taboo. Featuring two kids, the first kid is apparently shocked and appalled his adversary has exactly double the payload he is toting. The reason? Why, they're [[Circumcision\|skinless]] of course. But even so, this shouldn't be shocking. After all, the kid on the left is apparently a retard; most normal people understand he has the classic expression of the red-headed (and hence possessor of straaaange powers) [[ginger]] quiz kid who might have gotten his face shoved in and his glasses knocked off by a Leave it to Beaver bully, but eventually won the respect of the top bully by teaching him something that came in handy.

			Due to this occurrence, about [[over 9000\|9001]] renditions have been made regarding this meme.

			==Historical Origins==

			[[Image:AnimatedGeeBill.gif\|thumb\|Bill's Wiener.]]
			[[Image:Skinless_Wieners_nutfacts.jpg\|thumb\|As far as most hot dogs are concerned, these aren't as bad for you tbh.]]

			The ad itself is actually made by a now-dead company called Skinless Wieners. Truly, they were going for originality here. Anyway, little is actually known about this company, though there tends to be one common theme to their ad: kids fucking loving their wieners. It should be noted that most of these ads were created in the 1940's and 1950's in good ol' [[Americunt]], where there was an absence of sugar and where wearing a sweater vest and mowing a lawn were considered fun activities.

			The original purpose of this company was to get the American public to buy war bonds, ''bacon-flavored'' war bonds, to beat the skin-eating Huns into submission, because everyone knows that's cannibalism in some form or another. Their fist ad (what this article is about) was no different - read the bottom if you don't believe me, [[faggot]], or check out the little "V" badge on his Jugghead-esque hat.

			Other ads didn't fare much better, attempting (but failing) to capture the innocence of American culture. It's pointless to chase an illusion.

			But, how do they make skinless wieners, you ask? Well, check it out:

			{{squote\|
			In the production of wieners, the ground meat product (consisting mainly of intestinal gut) is first forced, in a relatively fluid state, into the tubular cellulose casing, after which the casing is tied into wiener-length sections and then passed through an oven for the curing or treating step. Skinless wieners are produced by treating them with an acid at a pH not more than 4 prior to cooking and subsequent processing. The acid can be sprayed over the wiener sections as they pass through a spray hood prior to entering an oven, and is preferably edible. The acid treatment causes a skin to be formed on the wiener product under the artificial casing which enhances the chewiness of the wiener and improves the peelability thereof. The oven may or may not include an atmosphere of smoke. After heating, the wiener product is cooled and chilled and the casing is removed and the wiener units are then separated and packed.}}
			''Mmmmmm-MM!''

			== Galleries ==

			{{cg\|Gallery of lulz\|Link\|center\|<gallery>
			Image:Geebillexploitable.jpg\|Gee Bill! Exploitable!
			Image:Geebilltwowieners.jpg\|TWO wieners?
			Image:Geebillopposite.png\|Gee Wiener, two Bills.
			Image:Geebillstemcell.png
			Image:Geebillacid.jpg
			Image:Geebillgentlemen.png\|[[Gentlemen\|GENTLEMEN]].
			Image:Geebillthreewieners.jpg\|Three Wieners.
			Image:Geebilldowns.jpg\|Bill has [[Aspergers\|Aspergers Syndrome]].</gallery>\|<gallery>
			Image:Geebillsuggestive.png\|Not the third one.
			Image:Geebillnohands.jpg\|No hands!
			Image:Geebillfap.jpg\|Fapping for great justice
			Image:Geebillbill.png\|BILL BILL BILL
			Image:GeebillIdklol.png\|[[over 9000]] wieners.
			File:1358361502454.jpg\|Gee Thom, two weiners?
			Image:Geebillnigger.png\|Bill shows he is [[white]]. And probably a Jew.
			Image:Geebillrape.jpg\|YOU GONNA GET RAPED!
			Image:Geebillyourmom.png\|[[Your mom]].
			Image:Geebillnorelco.png
			Image:Geebillanimu.png\|[[Animu]] version.
			Image:Geebilllazor.jpg\|[[Shoop da whoop\|Lazor]] version.
			Image:Geebillbattletoads.jpg\|[[Battletoads]] version.
			Image:Geebillhasnone.png\|Bill admits defeat.
			Image:Geebilljughead.jpg\|Shut the fuck up, Jughead.
			Image:Geebillywhargarbl.png\|WHAARGARBL.
			Image:Geebilljoker.png\|[[Why so serious?]]
			Image:Geebilltruth.png\|[[X Y is X\|Honest Bill is Honest]]
			Image:GeeBillWeegee.jpg\|[[Weegee]] version.
			Image:Geebillfffrustration.png\|[[Frustration\|Fffrustration]].
			Image:Geebillface.jpg
			Image:Geebillacid2.jpg
			Image:Geebill.jpg\|[[Xzibit]] cameo appearance.
			Image:Geebillhigh.jpg
			Image:GeeBillWienersWhat.jpg
			Image:Geebillwildbill.jpg\|Gee Wild Bill!
			Image:WienerFeelsgood.jpg\|FEELS GOOD MAN
			Image:WIENER.jpg
			Image:shiva.jpg\|Other Gods of Death only get ONE wiener.
			File:Gee_Bill_Gates.jpg\|Gee, [[Bill Gates]]...
			File:Zoe Five Guys 3.png\|[[GamerGate\|Gee]] [[Zoe Quinn]], five guys?!
			Image:Gee-Bitches-Two-Wieners.jpg\|[[Bitches Don't Know\|Gee bitches, two wieners]]!
			Image:Wienercrusher.jpg\|[[Card Crusher\|Wiener Crusher]]
			Image:GeeBillGuillermo.png\|Gee Guilermo, two Oscar awards?</gallery>}}{{clear}}

			=== Other Skinless Wiener Ads ===

			{{Center\|
			<gallery>
			Image:Skinless_Wiener_ad.jpg
			Image:Skinless_wiener_ad_2.jpg\|This one is just [[asking for it]].
			Image:Skinless_wiener_ad_3.jpg
			Image:Skinless_wieners_ad_4.jpg
			</gallery>
			}}

			==See also==

			*[[Cock\|Wieners]]
			*[[Oh exploitable]]
			*[[Not gay]]

			== External links ==

			{{4chanarchive\|78827542\|Origin and moar wieners\|align=right}}
			* {{KYM\|memes/gee-bill-how-come-your-mom-lets-you-eat-two-weiners\|On KYM}}


			{{memes}}

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	~~[[Image:Geebilloriginal.jpg\|thumb\|The original]]~~
	~~[[File:Diphallia.jpg\|thumb\|Pic related]]~~

	Created sometime around [[last thursday]], this [[meme]] made its way onto [[4chan]] in the form of an advertisement from a lost time where [[gay]] jokes were apparently taboo. Featuring two kids, the first kid is apparently shocked and appalled his adversary has exactly double the payload he is toting. The reason? Why, they're [[Circumcision\|skinless]] of course. But even so, this shouldn't be shocking. After all, the kid on the left is apparently a retard; most normal people understand he has the classic expression of the red-headed (and hence possessor of straaaange powers) [[ginger]] quiz kid who might have gotten his face shoved in and his glasses knocked off by a Leave it to Beaver bully, but eventually won the respect of the top bully by teaching him something that came in handy.

	~~Due to this occurrence, about [[over 9000\|9001]] renditions have been made regarding this meme.~~

	~~==Historical Origins==~~

	~~[[Image:AnimatedGeeBill.gif\|thumb\|Bill's Wiener.]]~~
	~~[[Image:Skinless_Wieners_nutfacts.jpg\|thumb\|As far as most hot dogs are concerned, these aren't as bad for you tbh.]]~~

	The ad itself is actually made by a now-dead company called Skinless Wieners. Truly, they were going for originality here. Anyway, little is actually known about this company, though there tends to be one common theme to their ad: kids fucking loving their wieners. It should be noted that most of these ads were created in the 1940's and 1950's in good ol' [[Americunt]], where there was an absence of sugar and where wearing a sweater vest and mowing a lawn were considered fun activities.

	The original purpose of this company was to get the American public to buy war bonds, ''bacon-flavored'' war bonds, to beat the skin-eating Huns into submission, because everyone knows that's cannibalism in some form or another. Their fist ad (what this article is about) was no different - read the bottom if you don't believe me, [[faggot]], or check out the little "V" badge on his Jugghead-esque hat.

	~~Other ads didn't fare much better, attempting (but failing) to capture the innocence of American culture. It's pointless to chase an illusion.~~

	~~But, how do they make skinless wieners, you ask? Well, check it out:~~

	~~{{squote\|~~
	In the production of wieners, the ground meat product (consisting mainly of intestinal gut) is first forced, in a relatively fluid state, into the tubular cellulose casing, after which the casing is tied into wiener-length sections and then passed through an oven for the curing or treating step. Skinless wieners are produced by treating them with an acid at a pH not more than 4 prior to cooking and subsequent processing. The acid can be sprayed over the wiener sections as they pass through a spray hood prior to entering an oven, and is preferably edible. The acid treatment causes a skin to be formed on the wiener product under the artificial casing which enhances the chewiness of the wiener and improves the peelability thereof. The oven may or may not include an atmosphere of smoke. After heating, the wiener product is cooled and chilled and the casing is removed and the wiener units are then separated and packed.}}
	~~''Mmmmmm-MM!''~~

	~~== Galleries ==~~

	~~{{cg\|Gallery of lulz\|Link\|center\|<gallery>~~
	~~Image:Geebillexploitable.jpg\|Gee Bill! Exploitable!~~
	~~Image:Geebilltwowieners.jpg\|TWO wieners?~~
	~~Image:Geebillopposite.png\|Gee Wiener, two Bills.~~
	~~Image:Geebillstemcell.png~~
	~~Image:Geebillacid.jpg~~
	~~Image:Geebillgentlemen.png\|[[Gentlemen\|GENTLEMEN]].~~
	~~Image:Geebillthreewieners.jpg\|Three Wieners.~~
	~~Image:Geebilldowns.jpg\|Bill has [[Aspergers\|Aspergers Syndrome]].</gallery>\|<gallery>~~
	~~Image:Geebillsuggestive.png\|Not the third one.~~
	~~Image:Geebillnohands.jpg\|No hands!~~
	~~Image:Geebillfap.jpg\|Fapping for great justice~~
	~~Image:Geebillbill.png\|BILL BILL BILL~~
	~~Image:GeebillIdklol.png\|[[over 9000]] wieners.~~
	~~File:1358361502454.jpg\|Gee Thom, two weiners?~~
	~~Image:Geebillnigger.png\|Bill shows he is [[white]]. And probably a Jew.~~
	~~Image:Geebillrape.jpg\|YOU GONNA GET RAPED!~~
	~~Image:Geebillyourmom.png\|[[Your mom]].~~
	~~Image:Geebillnorelco.png~~
	~~Image:Geebillanimu.png\|[[Animu]] version.~~
	~~Image:Geebilllazor.jpg\|[[Shoop da whoop\|Lazor]] version.~~
	~~Image:Geebillbattletoads.jpg\|[[Battletoads]] version.~~
	~~Image:Geebillhasnone.png\|Bill admits defeat.~~
	~~Image:Geebilljughead.jpg\|Shut the fuck up, Jughead.~~
	~~Image:Geebillywhargarbl.png\|WHAARGARBL.~~
	~~Image:Geebilljoker.png\|[[Why so serious?]]~~
	~~Image:Geebilltruth.png\|[[X Y is X\|Honest Bill is Honest]]~~
	~~Image:GeeBillWeegee.jpg\|[[Weegee]] version.~~
	~~Image:Geebillfffrustration.png\|[[Frustration\|Fffrustration]].~~
	~~Image:Geebillface.jpg~~
	~~Image:Geebillacid2.jpg~~
	~~Image:Geebill.jpg\|[[Xzibit]] cameo appearance.~~
	~~Image:Geebillhigh.jpg~~
	~~Image:GeeBillWienersWhat.jpg~~
	~~Image:Geebillwildbill.jpg\|Gee Wild Bill!~~
	~~Image:WienerFeelsgood.jpg\|FEELS GOOD MAN~~
	~~Image:WIENER.jpg~~
	~~Image:shiva.jpg\|Other Gods of Death only get ONE wiener.~~
	~~File:Gee_Bill_Gates.jpg\|Gee, [[Bill Gates]]...~~
	~~File:Zoe Five Guys 3.png\|[[GamerGate\|Gee]] [[Zoe Quinn]], five guys?!~~
	~~Image:Gee-Bitches-Two-Wieners.jpg\|[[Bitches Don't Know\|Gee bitches, two wieners]]!~~
	~~Image:Wienercrusher.jpg\|[[Card Crusher\|Wiener Crusher]]~~
	~~Image:GeeBillGuillermo.png\|Gee Guilermo, two Oscar awards?</gallery>}}{{clear}}~~

	~~=== Other Skinless Wiener Ads ===~~

	~~{{Center\|~~
	~~<gallery>~~
	~~Image:Skinless_Wiener_ad.jpg~~
	~~Image:Skinless_wiener_ad_2.jpg\|This one is just [[asking for it]].~~
	~~Image:Skinless_wiener_ad_3.jpg~~
	~~Image:Skinless_wieners_ad_4.jpg~~
	~~</gallery>~~
	}}

	~~==See also==~~

	*[[Cock\|Wieners]]
	*[[Oh exploitable]]
	*[[Not gay]]

	~~== External links ==~~

	~~{{4chanarchive\|78827542\|Origin and moar wieners\|align=right}}~~
	* {{KYM\|memes/gee-bill-how-come-your-mom-lets-you-eat-two-weiners\|On KYM}}


	~~{{memes}}~~

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	Image:shiva.jpg\|Other Gods of Death only get ONE wiener.		Image:shiva.jpg\|Other Gods of Death only get ONE wiener.
	File:Gee_Bill_Gates.jpg\|Gee, [[Bill Gates]]...		File:Gee_Bill_Gates.jpg\|Gee, [[Bill Gates]]...
	File:Zoe Five Guys 3.png		File:Zoe Five Guys 3.png\|[[GamerGate\|Gee]] [[Zoe Quinn]], five guys?!
	Image:Gee-Bitches-Two-Wieners.jpg\|[[Bitches Don't Know\|Gee bitches, two wieners]]!		Image:Gee-Bitches-Two-Wieners.jpg\|[[Bitches Don't Know\|Gee bitches, two wieners]]!
	Image:Wienercrusher.jpg\|[[Card Crusher\|Wiener Crusher]]</gallery>}}{{clear}}		Image:Wienercrusher.jpg\|[[Card Crusher\|Wiener Crusher]]
			Image:GeeBillGuillermo.png\|Gee Guilermo, two Oscar awards?</gallery>}}{{clear}}

	=== Other Skinless Wiener Ads ===		=== Other Skinless Wiener Ads ===