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imported>Unknown: Created page with " [http://quizilla.com/users/GardenStatement GardenStatement], also known as Liz or Lizisforlovers, is possibly the dumbest bitch and worst fanfiction writer on..."

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Created page with " [http://quizilla.com/users/GardenStatement GardenStatement], also known as Liz or Lizisforlovers, is possibly the dumbest bitch and worst fanfiction writer on..."

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[http://quizilla.com/users/GardenStatement GardenStatement], also known as Liz or Lizisforlovers, is possibly the [[Stupid|dumbest]] [[bitch]] and worst [[fanfiction]] writer on [http://quizilla.com Quizilla.com]. She '[[idiot|considers herself royalty]]' which proves that she is nothing but a big [[attention whore]]. She is probably a [[vegetarian]] and most definitely a Jew. [[Image:DOINITWRONGAGAIN.jpg|thumb|Doing the [[fat girl angle shot]] wrong]]

She [[fangirls]] over bands like Panic! At The Disco and Fall Out Boy and writes fanfiction about them. Since the population of [[Quizilla]] is made up entirely of [[16 year old girls]] who have never read anything of actual intelligence, her works seem to be teh awesum even though all the same, with [[emo]] [[Mary-Sue]] characters and half-assed dialogue. She claims that her college professor told her that her writing was "[[shit|amazing]]", but he only said that after she blew him.

Her fanfiction has been praised [[over 9000|over 9000 times]] by her [[emo|whiny emo]] friends that kiss her ass, which ups her ego even though she is still just a [[fat dyke]] who fails to realize that [[Nobody gives a shit|no one really cares]].

==Drama and Lulz==
[[Image:WorstBandEvar.jpg|thumb|Liz's fav band [[EVAR]] obviously [[Homosexual|love the cock]]]]
During the summer of 2007, a Quizilla user of higher intellignce posted a mock-fanfiction about how much the subjects of user [http://quizilla.com/users/italicizedLIES italicizedLIES]' fics [[homosexual|love the cock]], and how the user herself and her friends were [[attention whore]]s. Overnight, most of italicizedLIES' [http://www.quizilla.com/users/lockdown. fat dyke friends] had gone [[batshit crazy]] with spam in the offending user's public chatbox about what a bitch she was for writing the mock-fic in the first place. After a while of [[pwn]]ing, the user and friends became bored until Liz came in sticking her [[fat]] Jew nose where it didn't belong, and the [[lulz]] ensued.[[Image:Uglybitch.jpg|thumb|Not ugly or fat. [[LOL]]]]

Not only did she get [[pwn]]ed to shit, but she proved to many other users that the internet is indeed [[serious business|serious fucking business]]. After realizing that attacks on others' fiction wouldn't work, the personal attacks began. Insults on intelligence were useless against her opponent's insults toward her [[fat girl angle shot|fat girl angle Myspace pictures]], to which she responded, "Hahaha. That's funny. I'm glad that I'm [[ugly]] and [[fat]]? Which both are definitely [[true|not true]]" when it is certain by looking at her one display picture alone that both are honest [[fact]]s. At least TRY to [[Photoshop]] that shit, [[amirite]]? [[Image:Lizisfat.jpg|thumb|Getting pwnt.]]

She only decided to [[stfu|shut her fat trap]] after telling one user that she would never have the [[balls]] to offend her in person because she is [[t3h]] [[jesus]], to which the user replied "No, if this was in person, I'd have probably just punched you out a long time ago." She then got offline to go tell her mommy (because [[IRL]] conflict is too scary) and to shave her [[Sand-filled vagina|balls]].
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imported>Mantequilla: Reverted edits by H64 (talk) to last revision by Unknown

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imported>H64: replacing :category:People with template:Slept with rubberduc

imported>Unknown: Created page with " [http://quizilla.com/users/GardenStatement GardenStatement], also known as Liz or Lizisforlovers, is possibly the dumbest bitch and worst fanfiction writer on..."