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imported>Argonz: /* The Return */

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The Return

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	Garchomp could never compare to the epitome of jizz-inducing lulz these two excreted upon release. Trust me, it can't.		Garchomp could never compare to the epitome of jizz-inducing lulz these two excreted upon release. Trust me, it can't.

	==== The Return ====		==== [[Electric boogaloo\|The Return]] ====
	Garchomp made its [[No\|great]] comeback in the Black and White post-game challenge with, GASP, the same blonde bitch from the previous generation! [[Sarcasm\|The horror]]! And, surprisingly, the battle was marginally harder; with the addition of the Pokémon Eelek[[Troll\|tross]] to her team of overpowered drones. Quite frankly, the eel posed more of a threat than the old chap. Getting soft are we, Garchomp? [[Shame]].		Garchomp made its [[No\|great]] comeback in the Black and White post-game challenge with, GASP, the same blonde bitch from the previous generation! [[Sarcasm\|The horror]]! And, surprisingly, the battle was marginally harder; with the addition of the Pokémon Eelek[[Troll\|tross]] to her team of overpowered drones. Quite frankly, the eel posed more of a threat than the old chap. Getting soft are we, Garchomp? [[Shame]].

imported>SaveTheWhales: /* Digging In Deep */

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Digging In Deep

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	As if that weren't enough, [[TR Wolf\|Giovanni]] was given one to freely abuse in Black 2 and White 2's [[Super Smash Bros.\|World Tournament]]...		As if that weren't enough, [[TR Wolf\|Giovanni]] was given one to freely abuse in Black 2 and White 2's [[Super Smash Bros.\|World Tournament]]...

			=== Out of the Ashes ===
			[[Last Thursday]], Pokemon XY were released, introducing a new type to pwn dragons: [[fairy\|fairies]], which were fully prepared to take none of the dragons' shit. Garchomp entered this generation prepared for war, armed with a new [[Digimon\|Mega Evolution]] to fight the new [[Fat furry\|Jigglypuff]], [[wtf\|cotton candy]], and [[gay\|jingling key]] menaces. Despite the obvious efforts to nerf dragons, Game Freak smiled upon Garchomp and basically made it what Mewtwo was in [[90s\|Red and Blue]], but slower and harder hitting. Our scaly friend will need all of the help he can get to punish the Clefairy heathens. Godspeed, Garchomp. Godspeed.

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imported>Darthrai: /* The Return */

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	==== The Return ====		==== The Return ====
	Garchomp made its [[No\|great]] comeback in the Black and White post-game challenge with, GASP, the same blonde bitch from the previous generation! [[Sarcasm\|The horror]]! And, surprisingly, the battle was marginally harder; with the addition of the Pokémon Eelek[[Troll\|tross]] to her team of overpowered drones. Quite frankly, the eel posed more of a threat than the old chap. Getting soft are we, Garchomp? [[Shame]].		Garchomp made its [[No\|great]] comeback in the Black and White post-game challenge with, GASP, the same blonde bitch from the previous generation! [[Sarcasm\|The horror]]! And, surprisingly, the battle was marginally harder; with the addition of the Pokémon Eelek[[Troll\|tross]] to her team of overpowered drones. Quite frankly, the eel posed more of a threat than the old chap. Getting soft are we, Garchomp? [[Shame]].

			As if that weren't enough, [[TR Wolf\|Giovanni]] was given one to freely abuse in Black 2 and White 2's [[Super Smash Bros.\|World Tournament]]...

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imported>Lulzist: é

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	[[Image:Chomp_goatse.jpg\|thumb\|right\|You fap to this.]]		[[Image:Chomp_goatse.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[You]] fap to this.]]
	[[Image:Cyn_chomp_fuck.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Your Choice: Fap or Leave]]		[[Image:Cyn_chomp_fuck.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Your Choice: Fap or Leave]]

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	===<center><b>The Gallery</b></center>===		===<center><b>The Gallery</b></center>===
	{{cg\|Gallery\|ChompGallery\|center\|<gallery perrow="6">		{{cg\|Gallery\|ChompGallery\|center\|<gallery perrow="6">
	Image:Chomp_fuck1.png\|You like it		Image:Chomp_fuck1.png\|[[You]] like it
	Image:Chompfuck2.jpg\|Sinnoh Threesome		Image:Chompfuck2.jpg\|Sinnoh Threesome
	Image:Chompfuck3.jpg\|[[Where is your god now?\|There is no god...]]		Image:Chompfuck3.jpg\|[[Where is your god now?\|There is no god...]]

imported>TylerRosenow: because pokemans

2012-01-02T21:11:31Z

because pokemans

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	{{pokedex}}		{{pokedex}}
	~~{{why is there an article}}~~
	{{gaming}}		{{gaming}}
	{{trolls}}		{{trolls}}
	[[Category:Drama-generating techniques]]		[[Category:Drama-generating techniques]]

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	===<center><b>The Gallery</b></center>===		===<center><b>The Gallery</b></center>===
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	Image:Chomp_fuck1.png\|You like it		Image:Chomp_fuck1.png\|[[You]] like it
	Image:Chompfuck2.jpg\|Sinnoh Threesome		Image:Chompfuck2.jpg\|Sinnoh Threesome
	Image:Chompfuck3.jpg\|[[Where is your god now?\|There is no god...]]		Image:Chompfuck3.jpg\|[[Where is your god now?\|There is no god...]]

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	{{warning\|Article contains severe amounts of [[butthurt]]. Viewer discretion is advised.}}		{{warning\|Article contains severe amounts of [[butthurt]]. Viewer discretion is advised.}}

	[[~~Image~~:Garchomp_pwn.png\|thumb\|right\|Man the fucking harpoons!!]]		[[File:Garchomp_pwn.png\|thumb\|right\|Man the fucking harpoons!!]]

	Lord of all cunts and personal pet of [[Jawsus\|JAWSUS]], Garchomp is the epitome of [[~~Rage\|~~rage]] amongst ~~Poke'Fags~~. It is quite possibly the single most rage-inducing motherfucker in the metagame, among other things. Known for its extremely overpowered Attack stat and near lack of weaknesses, Garchomp is quite possibly the most overused of all Dragon-types.		Lord of all cunts and personal pet of [[Jawsus\|JAWSUS]], Garchomp is the epitome of [[rage]] amongst Pokéfags. It is quite possibly the single most rage-inducing motherfucker in the metagame, among other things. Known for its extremely overpowered Attack stat and near lack of weaknesses, Garchomp is quite possibly the most overused of all Dragon-types.

	[[Image:Gar_Haters.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Haters gonna hate!]]		[[Image:Gar_Haters.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Haters gonna hate!]]

	== The Shitstorm Appears ==		== The Shitstorm Appears ==
	Hailing from a land of [[Mexico\|desolate terrain and poverty]], Garchomp was the [[Satan\|hell-wrought omen of destruction for all]]. It was said to bring with it death and destruction ([[Shit nobody cares about\|complete with a sandstorm for some reason]]). Garchomp's rise to popularity began with its introduction by the [[Cynthia\|pedophile blonde bimbo champ]] of the [[Japan\|Sinnoh Region]], and continued with introductions of stats and strategies by the fags on [[Smogon]]. Needless to say, its addition was a heralding of butthurt and clusterfucks of newfags wanting to finally break off that losing streak that had been haunting them since they descended into the [[Faggotry\|faggotry]] that was ~~Pokemon~~.		Hailing from a land of [[Mexico\|desolate terrain and poverty]], Garchomp was the [[Satan\|hell-wrought omen of destruction for all]]. It was said to bring with it death and destruction ([[Shit nobody cares about\|complete with a sandstorm for some reason]]). Garchomp's rise to popularity began with its introduction by the [[Cynthia\|pedophile blonde bimbo champ]] of the [[Japan\|Sinnoh Region]], and continued with introductions of stats and strategies by the fags on [[Smogon]]. Needless to say, its addition was a heralding of butthurt and clusterfucks of newfags wanting to finally break off that losing streak that had been haunting them since they descended into the [[Faggotry\|faggotry]] that was Pokémon.

	'''Note''': Because Smogfags hate Garchomp with a passion, the best way to troll Smogfags is to use Garchomp in a ~~Pokemon~~ battle		'''Note''': Because Smogfags hate Garchomp with a passion, the best way to troll Smogfags is to use Garchomp in a Pokémon battle

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	=== Introduction ===		=== Introduction ===
	Garchomp was brought in when the ~~Pokemon~~: Diamond and Pearl games hit the shelves of game stores around the world. This fucker wasn't seen at any point before the champion battle; where you face your fate against pedo-MILF Cynthia.		Garchomp was brought in when the Pokémon: Diamond and Pearl games hit the shelves of game stores around the world. This fucker wasn't seen at any point before the champion battle; where you face your fate against pedo-MILF Cynthia.

	Garchomp was notable for its possession of all-around great attacks and an ungodly amount of Speed, capable of raping entire teams faster than a sysop's deletion of an ED article. Nothing but Level 100's could ever hope to destroy this unstoppable force; though, even this was a slim chance. Here's the thing:		Garchomp was notable for its possession of all-around great attacks and an ungodly amount of Speed, capable of raping entire teams faster than a sysop's deletion of an ED article. Nothing but Level 100's could ever hope to destroy this unstoppable force; though, even this was a slim chance. Here's the thing:

	This fucker, along with all the other overpowered party members on the champion's team, has an IV of 31. In non-~~Pokefag~~, it means that all of your possible tricks to beat this motherfucker were null. Even with your best Ice-type, by which the nigger would be left rolling on the floor in ass-bleeding agony, [[All your base are belong to us\|it still outsped all of your shit]] and [[Rape\|claimed]] its [[Ass\|territory]] for the good of the [[Lulz\|lulz]].		This fucker, along with all the other overpowered party members on the champion's team, has an IV of 31. In non-Pokéfag, it means that all of your possible tricks to beat this motherfucker were null. Even with your best Ice-type, by which the nigger would be left rolling on the floor in ass-bleeding agony, [[All your base are belong to us\|it still outsped all of your shit]] and [[Rape\|claimed]] its [[Ass\|territory]] for the good of the [[Lulz\|lulz]].

	Quite frankly, there was almost no way to stop this unless the inevitable Dragon Rush missed; allowing you your Ice Beam critical [[For Great Justice\|for great justice]].		Quite frankly, there was almost no way to stop this unless the inevitable Dragon Rush missed; allowing you your Ice Beam critical [[For Great Justice\|for great justice]].
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	Quite the contrary, both are wrong; as both [[FYIAD\|Salamence and Garchomp]] fucking suck against the extremely agile [[Azn\|Froslass]].		Quite the contrary, both are wrong; as both [[FYIAD\|Salamence and Garchomp]] fucking suck against the extremely agile [[Azn\|Froslass]].

	Afterwards, the bullshit spread to Smogon; who had long since established "Tiers" and shit for ~~Pokemon~~. [[You\|Seriously, who cares about this shit anyways?]]		Afterwards, the bullshit spread to Smogon; who had long since established "Tiers" and shit for Pokémon. [[You\|Seriously, who cares about this shit anyways?]]

	=== [[Black Person\|Black]]/[[Cum\|White]] and Beyond ===		=== [[Black Person\|Black]]/[[Cum\|White]] and Beyond ===
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	The first of which sports an even more fuck awesome Attack than the Godzilla-Jaws abomination, and didn't puss out when hit by Ice moves. Plus, along with its ability to defy all fucking logic and hit you with all of its excessive might with its ability Mold Breaker, it sported two axes on its fucking <u>JAWS</u>. I think all non-[[Furfaggotry\|furfaggots]] will agree: <i><b>Axes > Shark Teeth</b></i>.		The first of which sports an even more fuck awesome Attack than the Godzilla-Jaws abomination, and didn't puss out when hit by Ice moves. Plus, along with its ability to defy all fucking logic and hit you with all of its excessive might with its ability Mold Breaker, it sported two axes on its fucking <u>JAWS</u>. I think all non-[[Furfaggotry\|furfaggots]] will agree: <i><b>Axes > Shark Teeth</b></i>.

	The second of which spurred an even larget shitstorm, the likes of which never seen before in ~~Pokemon~~ games. This stemmed from the final battle of Black and White; where you are pitted against [[Hippies\|Plasma's]] leader [[Hitler\|Ghetsis]]. No, it wasn't the rape of your team; [[Boss\|as Drei covered all of its weaknesses with its arsenal of powerhouse techniques]]. No, it wasn't its extremely high Speed, allowing it to rain down hell upon your party like [[Pedobear\|Pedobear]] to [[Loli\|loli ass]]. No... It was because of its fucking underlevelled state of <b>54</b>[[Oneoneone\|!!11!1oneone]]		The second of which spurred an even larget shitstorm, the likes of which never seen before in Pokémon games. This stemmed from the final battle of Black and White; where you are pitted against [[Hippies\|Plasma's]] leader [[Hitler\|Ghetsis]]. No, it wasn't the rape of your team; [[Boss\|as Drei covered all of its weaknesses with its arsenal of powerhouse techniques]]. No, it wasn't its extremely high Speed, allowing it to rain down hell upon your party like [[Pedobear\|Pedobear]] to [[Loli\|loli ass]]. No... It was because of its fucking underlevelled state of <b>54</b>[[Oneoneone\|!!11!1oneone]]

	Garchomp could never compare to the epitome of jizz-inducing lulz these two excreted upon release. Trust me, it can't.		Garchomp could never compare to the epitome of jizz-inducing lulz these two excreted upon release. Trust me, it can't.

	==== The Return ====		==== The Return ====
	Garchomp made its [[No\|great]] comeback in the Black and White post-game challenge with, GASP, the same blonde bitch from the previous generation! [[Sarcasm\|The horror]]! And, surprisingly, the battle was marginally harder; with the addition of the ~~Pokemon~~ Eelek[[Troll\|tross]] to her team of overpowered drones. Quite frankly, the eel posed more of a threat than the old chap. Getting soft are we, Garchomp? [[~~Shame\|~~Shame]].		Garchomp made its [[No\|great]] comeback in the Black and White post-game challenge with, GASP, the same blonde bitch from the previous generation! [[Sarcasm\|The horror]]! And, surprisingly, the battle was marginally harder; with the addition of the Pokémon Eelek[[Troll\|tross]] to her team of overpowered drones. Quite frankly, the eel posed more of a threat than the old chap. Getting soft are we, Garchomp? [[Shame]].

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	[[~~Image~~:Chomp_goatse.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[You]] fap to this.]]		[[File:Chomp_goatse.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[You]] fap to this.]]
	[[~~Image~~:Cyn_chomp_fuck.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Your Choice: Fap or Leave]]		[[File:Cyn_chomp_fuck.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Your Choice: Fap or Leave]]

	Quite possibly the most [[Tubgirl\|horrific]] [[Goatse\|display]] [[Guro\|of]] [[Offended\|immorality]] ever to grace this earth. This is posted by one of two people; the daring lulz warrior, searching the webz for these pics to surprise some unsuspecting [[Newfag\|newfag]] with; or the [[Basement dweller\|basement-dwelling]] [[Sick Fuck\|sickfucks]] [[You\|who wank their shit to it]].		Quite possibly the most [[Tubgirl\|horrific]] [[Goatse\|display]] [[Guro\|of]] [[Offended\|immorality]] ever to grace this earth. This is posted by one of two people; the daring lulz warrior, searching the webz for these pics to surprise some unsuspecting [[Newfag\|newfag]] with; or the [[Basement dweller\|basement-dwelling]] [[Sick Fuck\|sickfucks]] [[You\|who wank their shit to it]].