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imported>Glitchedblood: /* Items that can be stored in GameCube: */

2021-09-30T02:40:49Z

Items that can be stored in GameCube:

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	*[[longcat]]		*[[longcat]]
			*[[Pr0n]] (via homebrew)

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imported>Glitchedblood: /* Items that cannot be stored in GameCube: */ porn can be stored on it, you have to hack it with the homebrew Swiss

2021-09-30T02:40:01Z

Items that cannot be stored in GameCube:: porn can be stored on it, you have to hack it with the homebrew Swiss

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	*Good games		*Good games
	*A regular-sized penis		*A regular-sized penis
	*[[Pr0n]]

	== Architecture ==		== Architecture ==

imported>Ismayoausername: Tricky was bluntly that stupid

2018-09-21T07:24:47Z

Tricky was bluntly that stupid

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	*'''''[[Medal of Honor\|Medal of Honor: Rising Sun]]''''' - A WWII game with no replay value and shit multiplayer.		*'''''[[Medal of Honor\|Medal of Honor: Rising Sun]]''''' - A WWII game with no replay value and shit multiplayer.
	*'''''[[Soul Calibur\|Soul Calibur II]]''''' - It's like ''Mortal Kombat'', only for [[fags\|faggots]] and those wanting to brutally maim other faggots. BUTTAN MASHIN GAEM.		*'''''[[Soul Calibur\|Soul Calibur II]]''''' - It's like ''Mortal Kombat'', only for [[fags\|faggots]] and those wanting to brutally maim other faggots. BUTTAN MASHIN GAEM.
	*'''''[[Star Fox\|StarFox Adventures]]''''' - When you hear "Star Fox", you'd think you get flying shit shooting it out in OuterSpace with an space aircraft capable of fucking up nearly everything that moves. Instead, we get a fucking Legend Of Zelda ripoff mixed with a ~~bunch of furries and~~ dino ~~penis~~, along with [[furfags]] fapping to [[Krystal]] every fucking time she shows up. What the fuck they were they thinking.		*'''''[[Star Fox\|StarFox Adventures]]''''' - When you hear "Star Fox", you'd think you get flying shit shooting it out in OuterSpace with an space aircraft capable of fucking up nearly everything that moves. Instead, we get a fucking Legend Of Zelda ripoff mixed with a lame ass dino sidekick that somehow manages to be more [[retard\|retarded]] than Navi, along with [[furfags]] fapping to [[Krystal]] every fucking time she shows up. What the fuck they were they thinking.
	*'''''[[Tales of Symphonia]]''''' - A shitty JRPG with a shitty plot. Look for Sheena porn.		*'''''[[Tales of Symphonia]]''''' - A shitty JRPG with a shitty plot. Look for Sheena porn.
	*'''''[[Call of Duty\|Call of Duty: Finest Hour]]''''' - Another shitty WWII game that you can play through in two hours.		*'''''[[Call of Duty\|Call of Duty: Finest Hour]]''''' - Another shitty WWII game that you can play through in two hours.

imported>Hipcrime: Hipcrime moved page Gay M Cube to Gamecube over a redirect without leaving a redirect

2018-06-09T23:50:40Z

Hipcrime moved page Gay M Cube to Gamecube over a redirect without leaving a redirect

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imported>Fuck Encyclopedia Dramatica: Fuck Encyclopedia Dramatica moved page Gamecube to Gay M Cube

2018-06-09T22:53:27Z

Fuck Encyclopedia Dramatica moved page Gamecube to Gay M Cube

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imported>Morris at 15:32, 29 December 2016

2016-12-29T15:32:22Z

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	[[Category:Gaming]]		[[Category:Gaming]]

imported>Morris at 16:20, 5 December 2016

2016-12-05T16:20:37Z

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	[[Image:Gamecube.jpg\|thumb\|Typical Gamecube with controller and optional lipstick holder.]]		[[Image:Gamecube.jpg\|thumb\|Typical Gamecube with controller and optional lipstick holder.]]

	The '''Nintendo GameCube''' (a.k.a ''Dreamcast 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]]'') is [[Nintendo]]'s fourth home video game console released in [[9/11\|September, 2001]]. Supposedly designed to play games, Nintendo seemingly forgot to make any enjoyable games for the actual system, figuring that [[Satan\|Sony]] didn't either for the [[Playstation\|Playstation 2]]. Developed jointly by [[Alex Chiu]] & Gene Ray as a follow-up to Ray's successful [[Time Cube]]1, the system was popular with [[pedophiles]] seeking to lure children with brightly colored objects. It also played games, but this was quickly forgotten after the system was featured on America's Most Wanted. As of 2006, GameCube has been re-branded in North America as the [[Wii]], the portable shoeshine kit.		The '''Nintendo GameCube''' (a.k.a ''[[Dreamcast]] 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]]'') is [[Nintendo]]'s fourth home video game console released in [[9/11\|September, 2001]]. Supposedly designed to play games, Nintendo seemingly forgot to make any enjoyable games for the actual system, figuring that [[Satan\|Sony]] didn't either for the [[Playstation\|Playstation 2]]. Developed jointly by [[Alex Chiu]] & Gene Ray as a follow-up to Ray's successful [[Time Cube]]1, the system was popular with [[pedophiles]] seeking to lure children with brightly colored objects. It also played games, but this was quickly forgotten after the system was featured on America's Most Wanted. As of 2006, GameCube has been re-branded in North America as the [[Wii]], the portable shoeshine kit.

	== History ==		== History ==
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	== Games ==		== Games ==
	[[Image:Ssbmporn.jpg\|thumb\|A screenshot from the popular game ''Super Smash Bros. Melee''.]]		[[Image:Ssbmporn.jpg\|thumb\|A screenshot from the popular game ''Super Smash Bros. Melee''.]]
			[[Image:Super_Monkey_Ball_Closeup.gif\|thumb\|right\|180px\|Gamecube games are known for their in-game cameras to show [[Sick fuck\|upskirt shots of underage characters]].]]
	The only reason anyone would ever buy this shitty console is for ''Super Smash Bros. Melee''. The game has only found popularity because you can pause the game and look up Princess Peach's dress. For at least one hundred years, this was the only game available for the FailCube; and the prime reason why anyone purchased it during launch. However, after playing it for over 9,000 hours, it starts to get boring. [[B\|Nintenfags]] will shout '''"TEH GAEM DOESNT GET BORIN IF U HAEV FRENDS!!!1"''' which is a [[lie]].		The only reason anyone would ever buy this shitty console is for ''Super Smash Bros. Melee''. The game has only found popularity because you can pause the game and look up Princess Peach's dress. For at least one hundred years, this was the only game available for the FailCube; and the prime reason why anyone purchased it during launch. However, after playing it for over 9,000 hours, it starts to get boring. [[B\|Nintenfags]] will shout '''"TEH GAEM DOESNT GET BORIN IF U HAEV FRENDS!!!1"''' which is a [[lie]].

imported>Morris: /* Games */ Refering to Midna here.

2016-08-10T14:40:08Z

Games: Refering to Midna here.

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	*'''''Chibi Robo''''' - A game in which the player uses a [[Dildo\|tiny robotic vibrator]] to clean up shit smudges and condom wrappers. Also stars a [[Furry\|mute loli in a frog suit]] and her [[Wapanese\|fat, unemployed fuckwad of a father]].		*'''''Chibi Robo''''' - A game in which the player uses a [[Dildo\|tiny robotic vibrator]] to clean up shit smudges and condom wrappers. Also stars a [[Furry\|mute loli in a frog suit]] and her [[Wapanese\|fat, unemployed fuckwad of a father]].
	*'''''Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem''''' - A game made for the sole purpose of retorting the "GameCube has no M rated games" statement. The sanity meter makes it obvious when they'll start fucking with you, and you can make the hallucinations go away by walking in circles. Being really, really tiny or upside down isn't scary, it's just annoying.		*'''''Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem''''' - A game made for the sole purpose of retorting the "GameCube has no M rated games" statement. The sanity meter makes it obvious when they'll start fucking with you, and you can make the hallucinations go away by walking in circles. Being really, really tiny or upside down isn't scary, it's just annoying.
	*'''''[[Legend of Zelda\|Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess]]''''' - The GameCube's dying breath. A game where you spend half the time being a [[Furry\|fucking furry]] with some ugly alien infant thing bitching all the way through.		*'''''[[Legend of Zelda\|Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess]]''''' - The GameCube's dying breath. A game where you spend half the time being a [[Furry\|fucking furry]] with some [[Midna\|ugly alien infant thing]] bitching all the way through.
	*'''''[[Final Fantasy\|Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles]]''''' - A game so shitty, not even the loyal FF tards will pretend to like it.		*'''''[[Final Fantasy\|Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles]]''''' - A game so shitty, not even the loyal FF tards will pretend to like it.

imported>Morris: /* Games */ Added Super Monkey Ball to the list of games.

2016-08-10T14:36:30Z

Games: Added Super Monkey Ball to the list of games.

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	*'''''[[Spider-Man\|Spider Man 2]]''''' - Yes, it's out on all consoles, but with the GameCube it's one of the best you're going to get.		*'''''[[Spider-Man\|Spider Man 2]]''''' - Yes, it's out on all consoles, but with the GameCube it's one of the best you're going to get.
	*'''''SSX Tricky''''' - A snowboarding game that's actually pretty win because you can bitch slap people and do [[do a barrel roll\|barrel rolls]].		*'''''SSX Tricky''''' - A snowboarding game that's actually pretty win because you can bitch slap people and do [[do a barrel roll\|barrel rolls]].
			*'''''Super Monkey Ball''''' - A game about rolling [[Niggers\|monkeys]] trapped in transparent [[balls]] around an obstacle course. [[Lame\|It's as fun as it sounds]].
	*'''''Chibi Robo''''' - A game in which the player uses a [[Dildo\|tiny robotic vibrator]] to clean up shit smudges and condom wrappers. Also stars a [[Furry\|mute loli in a frog suit]] and her [[Wapanese\|fat, unemployed fuckwad of a father]].		*'''''Chibi Robo''''' - A game in which the player uses a [[Dildo\|tiny robotic vibrator]] to clean up shit smudges and condom wrappers. Also stars a [[Furry\|mute loli in a frog suit]] and her [[Wapanese\|fat, unemployed fuckwad of a father]].
	*'''''Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem''''' - A game made for the sole purpose of retorting the "GameCube has no M rated games" statement. The sanity meter makes it obvious when they'll start fucking with you, and you can make the hallucinations go away by walking in circles. Being really, really tiny or upside down isn't scary, it's just annoying.		*'''''Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem''''' - A game made for the sole purpose of retorting the "GameCube has no M rated games" statement. The sanity meter makes it obvious when they'll start fucking with you, and you can make the hallucinations go away by walking in circles. Being really, really tiny or upside down isn't scary, it's just annoying.

imported>LulzKiller at 21:56, 13 December 2015

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	== Games ==		== Games ==
	[[Image:Ssbmporn.jpg\|thumb\|A screenshot from the popular game ''Super Smash Bros. Melee''.]]		[[Image:Ssbmporn.jpg\|thumb\|A screenshot from the popular game ''Super Smash Bros. Melee''.]]
	The only reason anyone would ever buy this shitty console is for ''Super Smash Bros. Melee''. The game has only found popularity because you can pause the game and look up Princess Peach's dress. For at least one hundred years, this was the only game available for the FailCube; and the prime reason why anyone purchased it during launch. However, after playing it for over 9,000 hours, it starts to get boring. [[~~/b/~~\|Nintenfags]] will shout '''"TEH GAEM DOESNT GET BORIN IF U HAEV FRENDS!!!1"''' which is a [[lie]].		The only reason anyone would ever buy this shitty console is for ''Super Smash Bros. Melee''. The game has only found popularity because you can pause the game and look up Princess Peach's dress. For at least one hundred years, this was the only game available for the FailCube; and the prime reason why anyone purchased it during launch. However, after playing it for over 9,000 hours, it starts to get boring. [[B\|Nintenfags]] will shout '''"TEH GAEM DOESNT GET BORIN IF U HAEV FRENDS!!!1"''' which is a [[lie]].

	After Nintendo realized their console needed more than one fucking game, they released ''[[Metroid\|Metroid Prime]]'' and ''[[Zelda\|The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker]]''. ''Metroid Prime'', despite supposedly being the [http://www.metacritic.com/games/platforms/cube/metroidprime OMG BEST ACTION/ADVENTURE/SHOOTER/PUZZLE THINGY GAME EVA], fails because after defeating the ridiculously easy first boss, you lose all your fucking powers and you're then forced to explore this jungle place where nothing fucking happens. Nintenfags will argue that ''Wind Waker'' is the best Zelda game ever, even better than ''Twilight Princess''; even though it was the easiest Zelda game that was ever made and looked like a fucking Nickelodeon cartoon; also, Zelda was some fugly loli pirate bitch. Even their Mario game, ''Sunshine'', was utter fail. Then Nintendo decided their GameCube was an epic failure and decided to make ''Twilight Princess'' as a "sorry we fucked you and took all your money" note.		After Nintendo realized their console needed more than one fucking game, they released ''[[Metroid\|Metroid Prime]]'' and ''[[Zelda\|The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker]]''. ''Metroid Prime'', despite supposedly being the [http://www.metacritic.com/games/platforms/cube/metroidprime OMG BEST ACTION/ADVENTURE/SHOOTER/PUZZLE THINGY GAME EVA], fails because after defeating the ridiculously easy first boss, you lose all your fucking powers and you're then forced to explore this jungle place where nothing fucking happens. Nintenfags will argue that ''Wind Waker'' is the best Zelda game ever, even better than ''Twilight Princess''; even though it was the easiest Zelda game that was ever made and looked like a fucking Nickelodeon cartoon; also, Zelda was some fugly loli pirate bitch. Even their Mario game, ''Sunshine'', was utter fail. Then Nintendo decided their GameCube was an epic failure and decided to make ''Twilight Princess'' as a "sorry we fucked you and took all your money" note.

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	*'''''[[Medal of Honor\|Medal of Honor: Rising Sun]]''''' - A WWII game with no replay value and shit multiplayer.		*'''''[[Medal of Honor\|Medal of Honor: Rising Sun]]''''' - A WWII game with no replay value and shit multiplayer.
	*'''''[[Soul Calibur\|Soul Calibur II]]''''' - It's like ''Mortal Kombat'', only for [[fags\|faggots]] and those wanting to brutally maim other faggots. BUTTAN MASHIN GAEM.		*'''''[[Soul Calibur\|Soul Calibur II]]''''' - It's like ''Mortal Kombat'', only for [[fags\|faggots]] and those wanting to brutally maim other faggots. BUTTAN MASHIN GAEM.
	*'''''[[Star Fox\|StarFox Adventures]]''''' - When you hear "Star Fox", you'd think you get flying shit shooting it out in OuterSpace with an space aircraft capable of fucking up nearly everything that moves. Instead, we get a fucking Legend Of Zelda ripoff mixed with a ~~bunch of furries and~~ dino ~~penis~~, along with [[furfags]] fapping to [[Krystal]] every fucking time she shows up. What the fuck they were they thinking.		*'''''[[Star Fox\|StarFox Adventures]]''''' - When you hear "Star Fox", you'd think you get flying shit shooting it out in OuterSpace with an space aircraft capable of fucking up nearly everything that moves. Instead, we get a fucking Legend Of Zelda ripoff mixed with a lame ass dino sidekick that somehow manages to be more [[retard\|retarded]] than Navi, along with [[furfags]] fapping to [[Krystal]] every fucking time she shows up. What the fuck they were they thinking.
	*'''''[[Tales of Symphonia]]''''' - A shitty JRPG with a shitty plot. Look for Sheena porn.		*'''''[[Tales of Symphonia]]''''' - A shitty JRPG with a shitty plot. Look for Sheena porn.
	*'''''[[Call of Duty\|Call of Duty: Finest Hour]]''''' - Another shitty WWII game that you can play through in two hours.		*'''''[[Call of Duty\|Call of Duty: Finest Hour]]''''' - Another shitty WWII game that you can play through in two hours.

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	*'''''[[Spider-Man\|Spider Man 2]]''''' - Yes, it's out on all consoles, but with the GameCube it's one of the best you're going to get.		*'''''[[Spider-Man\|Spider Man 2]]''''' - Yes, it's out on all consoles, but with the GameCube it's one of the best you're going to get.
	*'''''SSX Tricky''''' - A snowboarding game that's actually pretty win because you can bitch slap people and do [[do a barrel roll\|barrel rolls]].		*'''''SSX Tricky''''' - A snowboarding game that's actually pretty win because you can bitch slap people and do [[do a barrel roll\|barrel rolls]].
			*'''''Super Monkey Ball''''' - A game about rolling [[Niggers\|monkeys]] trapped in transparent [[balls]] around an obstacle course. [[Lame\|It's as fun as it sounds]].
	*'''''Chibi Robo''''' - A game in which the player uses a [[Dildo\|tiny robotic vibrator]] to clean up shit smudges and condom wrappers. Also stars a [[Furry\|mute loli in a frog suit]] and her [[Wapanese\|fat, unemployed fuckwad of a father]].		*'''''Chibi Robo''''' - A game in which the player uses a [[Dildo\|tiny robotic vibrator]] to clean up shit smudges and condom wrappers. Also stars a [[Furry\|mute loli in a frog suit]] and her [[Wapanese\|fat, unemployed fuckwad of a father]].
	*'''''Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem''''' - A game made for the sole purpose of retorting the "GameCube has no M rated games" statement. The sanity meter makes it obvious when they'll start fucking with you, and you can make the hallucinations go away by walking in circles. Being really, really tiny or upside down isn't scary, it's just annoying.		*'''''Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem''''' - A game made for the sole purpose of retorting the "GameCube has no M rated games" statement. The sanity meter makes it obvious when they'll start fucking with you, and you can make the hallucinations go away by walking in circles. Being really, really tiny or upside down isn't scary, it's just annoying.