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imported>CrackRabbit at 14:11, 18 October 2022

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	[[~~file~~:gail chana.jpg\|thumb\|150px\|right\|All hail Gabrielle Catherine Chana of King David]]		[[File:gail chana.jpg\|thumb\|150px\|right\|All hail Gabrielle Catherine Chana of King David]]
	To the eyes of common men, '''Gabrielle Chana''' or "Gail" is a 50-something divorced schizophrenic old coot who got hit hard with the fugly stick, but if Admiral Ackbar has taught us anything, it’s that [[it's a trap\|appearances can be deceptive]]. One need not dig too much to find a complete [[mindfuck]] of a story that can bring even the sanest man to start taking [[drugs\|Valium mixed with Haloperidol]]. Besides being a [[lies\|lauded author]], an Academy Award nominee, and Nobel Prize laureate, Gabrielle finds the spare time to make shit tons of videos and write huge fucking walls of text denouncing [[lolwut\|the constant global conspiracy against her and the rich and famous men on her Marriage List. All the machinations and assaults are orchestrated by a mysterious organization known as The Order of Jesuits]].		To the eyes of common men, '''Gabrielle Chana''' or "Gail" is a 50-something divorced schizophrenic old coot who got hit hard with the fugly stick, but if Admiral Ackbar has taught us anything, it’s that [[it's a trap\|appearances can be deceptive]]. One need not dig too much to find a complete [[mindfuck]] of a story that can bring even the sanest man to start taking [[drugs\|Valium mixed with Haloperidol]]. Besides being a [[lies\|lauded author]], an Academy Award nominee, and Nobel Prize laureate, Gabrielle finds the spare time to make shit tons of videos and write huge fucking walls of text denouncing [[lolwut\|the constant global conspiracy against her and the rich and famous men on her Marriage List. All the machinations and assaults are orchestrated by a mysterious organization known as The Order of Jesuits]].

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	~~{{spoiler~~\|~~This stopped being funny 7 years ago, yet trolls keep feeding her bullshit stories!}}~~		[[File:Brentrape.jpg\|center]]

	[[file:gail chana.jpg\|thumb\|150px\|right\|All hail Gabrielle Catherine Chana of King David]]		[[file:gail chana.jpg\|thumb\|150px\|right\|All hail Gabrielle Catherine Chana of King David]]

imported>Lolyunohavgudsoftware: /* Brent Spiner */

2016-06-07T06:55:22Z

Brent Spiner

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	Throughout the 1990’s, Brent Spiner began corresponding with Gail by telephone and later created two music albums for her [[shit\|(''Ol’ Yellow Eyes Is Back'' and ''Dreamland'')]].[https://youtube.com/watch?v=IPgh_CyoGis] He is the first, favorite, and most devoted lover bonded to Gail, and as such has become the next most important target and enemy of the Jesuits; first they forced him to marry one of their own, a clone named Loree McBride. The rebel army led by Gail and their husbands to be, decided to execute Loree McBride and all her clones to liberate Brent Spinner when suddenly all the Loree McBride clones and Brent himself got [[portal\|teleported]] away by the Jesuits. In response Gail requested prayers and for Vladimir Putin to locate him by scanning the Earth with satellites to detect his genetic makeup. In this one of her episodes she stated that the Jesuits had ''Star Trek''-like powers that may have been gained from UFOs then requested that Putin use ''Star Trek''-like powers to fix the situation.		Throughout the 1990’s, Brent Spiner began corresponding with Gail by telephone and later created two music albums for her [[shit\|(''Ol’ Yellow Eyes Is Back'' and ''Dreamland'')]].[https://youtube.com/watch?v=IPgh_CyoGis] He is the first, favorite, and most devoted lover bonded to Gail, and as such has become the next most important target and enemy of the Jesuits; first they forced him to marry one of their own, a clone named Loree McBride. The rebel army led by Gail and their husbands to be, decided to execute Loree McBride and all her clones to liberate Brent Spinner when suddenly all the Loree McBride clones and Brent himself got [[portal\|teleported]] away by the Jesuits. In response Gail requested prayers and for Vladimir Putin to locate him by scanning the Earth with satellites to detect his genetic makeup. In this one of her episodes she stated that the Jesuits had ''Star Trek''-like powers that may have been gained from UFOs then requested that Putin use ''Star Trek''-like powers to fix the situation.

	Later she went to court with claims of injustice commited on the part of Loree McBride and the Jesuits. She claimed that they tried to ruin her "loving" relationship with Brent. Conducting the "major international court case" over Skype, she didn't have to fly on a plane (which Jesuits would have rigged to crash) and didn't have to die in an explosion in the courtroom: which killed 24,000 people, expect her lovers. {{ytlink\|01kZ3CTpPOo\|She also ~~song~~ him a song}}.		Later she went to court with claims of injustice commited on the part of Loree McBride and the Jesuits. She claimed that they tried to ruin her "loving" relationship with Brent. Conducting the "major international court case" over Skype, she didn't have to fly on a plane (which Jesuits would have rigged to crash) and didn't have to die in an explosion in the courtroom: which killed 24,000 people, expect her lovers. {{ytlink\|01kZ3CTpPOo\|She also sung him a song}} and read "letters" that "he sent to her about how she helped him find Jesus/God and the joy of being a Christian".

	In response to being asked about her in general Brent stated {{ytlink\|ukYZbeg0D50\|"She has a very rich fantasy live. God bless here."}}		In response to being asked about her in general Brent stated {{ytlink\|ukYZbeg0D50\|"She has a very rich fantasy live. God bless here."}}

imported>Lolyunohavgudsoftware: /* Brent Spiner */ there is around 5 other videos she made for him not covered here

2016-06-07T06:52:29Z

Brent Spiner: there is around 5 other videos she made for him not covered here

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	Throughout the 1990’s, Brent Spiner began corresponding with Gail by telephone and later created two music albums for her [[shit\|(''Ol’ Yellow Eyes Is Back'' and ''Dreamland'')]].[https://youtube.com/watch?v=IPgh_CyoGis] He is the first, favorite, and most devoted lover bonded to Gail, and as such has become the next most important target and enemy of the Jesuits; first they forced him to marry one of their own, a clone named Loree McBride. The rebel army led by Gail and their husbands to be, decided to execute Loree McBride and all her clones to liberate Brent Spinner when suddenly all the Loree McBride clones and Brent himself got [[portal\|teleported]] away by the Jesuits. In response Gail requested prayers and for Vladimir Putin to locate him by scanning the Earth with satellites to detect his genetic makeup. In this one of her episodes she stated that the Jesuits had ''Star Trek''-like powers that may have been gained from UFOs then requested that Putin use ''Star Trek''-like powers to fix the situation.		Throughout the 1990’s, Brent Spiner began corresponding with Gail by telephone and later created two music albums for her [[shit\|(''Ol’ Yellow Eyes Is Back'' and ''Dreamland'')]].[https://youtube.com/watch?v=IPgh_CyoGis] He is the first, favorite, and most devoted lover bonded to Gail, and as such has become the next most important target and enemy of the Jesuits; first they forced him to marry one of their own, a clone named Loree McBride. The rebel army led by Gail and their husbands to be, decided to execute Loree McBride and all her clones to liberate Brent Spinner when suddenly all the Loree McBride clones and Brent himself got [[portal\|teleported]] away by the Jesuits. In response Gail requested prayers and for Vladimir Putin to locate him by scanning the Earth with satellites to detect his genetic makeup. In this one of her episodes she stated that the Jesuits had ''Star Trek''-like powers that may have been gained from UFOs then requested that Putin use ''Star Trek''-like powers to fix the situation.

	Later she went to court with claims of injustice commited on the part of Loree McBride and the Jesuits. She claimed that they tried to ruin her "loving" relationship with Brent. Conducting the "major international court case" over Skype, she didn't have to fly on a plane (which Jesuits would have rigged to crash) and didn't have to die in an explosion in the courtroom: which killed 24,000 people, expect her lovers.		Later she went to court with claims of injustice commited on the part of Loree McBride and the Jesuits. She claimed that they tried to ruin her "loving" relationship with Brent. Conducting the "major international court case" over Skype, she didn't have to fly on a plane (which Jesuits would have rigged to crash) and didn't have to die in an explosion in the courtroom: which killed 24,000 people, expect her lovers. {{ytlink\|01kZ3CTpPOo\|She also song him a song}}.

			In response to being asked about her in general Brent stated {{ytlink\|ukYZbeg0D50\|"She has a very rich fantasy live. God bless here."}}

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imported>Lolyunohavgudsoftware: /* Brent Spiner */

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Brent Spiner

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	Throughout the 1990’s, Brent Spiner began corresponding with Gail by telephone and later created two music albums for her [[shit\|(''Ol’ Yellow Eyes Is Back'' and ''Dreamland'')]].[https://youtube.com/watch?v=IPgh_CyoGis] He is the first, favorite, and most devoted lover bonded to Gail, and as such has become the next most important target and enemy of the Jesuits; first they forced him to marry one of their own, a clone named Loree McBride. The rebel army led by Gail and their husbands to be, decided to execute Loree McBride and all her clones to liberate Brent Spinner when suddenly all the Loree McBride clones and Brent himself got [[portal\|teleported]] away by the Jesuits. In response Gail requested prayers and for Vladimir Putin to locate him by scanning the Earth with satellites to detect his genetic makeup. In this one of her episodes she stated that the Jesuits had ''Star Trek''-like powers that may have been gained from UFOs then requested that Putin use ''Star Trek''-like powers to fix the situation.		Throughout the 1990’s, Brent Spiner began corresponding with Gail by telephone and later created two music albums for her [[shit\|(''Ol’ Yellow Eyes Is Back'' and ''Dreamland'')]].[https://youtube.com/watch?v=IPgh_CyoGis] He is the first, favorite, and most devoted lover bonded to Gail, and as such has become the next most important target and enemy of the Jesuits; first they forced him to marry one of their own, a clone named Loree McBride. The rebel army led by Gail and their husbands to be, decided to execute Loree McBride and all her clones to liberate Brent Spinner when suddenly all the Loree McBride clones and Brent himself got [[portal\|teleported]] away by the Jesuits. In response Gail requested prayers and for Vladimir Putin to locate him by scanning the Earth with satellites to detect his genetic makeup. In this one of her episodes she stated that the Jesuits had ''Star Trek''-like powers that may have been gained from UFOs then requested that Putin use ''Star Trek''-like powers to fix the situation.

	<center>{{fv\|~~Cobbvids~~\|background-color:#ffffff;\|font-weight: bold;\|<youtube>WiWi7io4tpY</youtube>\|<youtube>7uofTFgudLg</youtube>\|<youtube>9qoGc_DVuiM</youtube~~><br /~~>}}</center>		Later she went to court with claims of injustice commited on the part of Loree McBride and the Jesuits. She claimed that they tried to ruin her "loving" relationship with Brent. Conducting the "major international court case" over Skype, she didn't have to fly on a plane (which Jesuits would have rigged to crash) and didn't have to die in an explosion in the courtroom: which killed 24,000 people, expect her lovers.

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	=====[[Vladimir Putin]]=====		=====[[Vladimir Putin]]=====

imported>Lolyunohavgudsoftware: /* The Marriage List */

2016-06-07T06:19:09Z

The Marriage List

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	As stated before, the Marriage List is a list of men organized by Brent Spiner and Vladimir Putin for Gail in the event that either of their lives be extinguished by Jesuit agents. The full list is unknown at this time, but a few men have been confirmed as husbands in waiting. It is believed that there are roughly forty men on this list, most of them famous. They have been screened for compatibility with Gail’s personality using computer satellite brain reads. The list was started in 2005 after the Jesuits attempted to kill Vladimir Putin with a near-fatal [[heart attack]], rendering him unable to have telepathic sex with Gail.		As stated before, the Marriage List is a list of men organized by Brent Spiner and Vladimir Putin for Gail in the event that either of their lives be extinguished by Jesuit agents. The full list is unknown at this time, but a few men have been confirmed as husbands in waiting. It is believed that there are roughly forty men on this list, most of them famous. They have been screened for compatibility with Gail’s personality using computer satellite brain reads. The list was started in 2005 after the Jesuits attempted to kill Vladimir Putin with a near-fatal [[heart attack]], rendering him unable to have telepathic sex with Gail.

	*'''[[Data\|Brent Spiner]]~~'''~~		=====[[Data\|Brent Spiner]]=====
	[[File:LoreLoarTNG.PNG\|thumb\|150px\|The one and only]]		[[File:LoreLoarTNG.PNG\|thumb\|150px\|The one and only]]
	The [[lie\|famous]] actor Brent Spiner is most known for his role as Data in ''Star Trek: The Next Generation''. He is not known for much else. Over the years he has attempted stage plays, music and comedy, with varying [[fail\|(usually brief and forgotten)]] success.		The [[lie\|famous]] actor Brent Spiner is most known for his role as Data in ''Star Trek: The Next Generation''. He is not known for much else. Over the years he has attempted stage plays, music and comedy, with varying [[fail\|(usually brief and forgotten)]] success.

	Throughout the 1990’s, Brent Spiner began corresponding with Gail by telephone and later created two music albums for her [[shit\|(''Ol’ Yellow Eyes Is Back'' and ''Dreamland'')]].[https://youtube.com/watch?v=IPgh_CyoGis] He is the first, favorite, and most devoted lover bonded to Gail, and as such has become the next most important target and enemy of the Jesuits; first they forced him to marry one of their own, a clone named Loree McBride. The rebel army led by Gail and their husbands to be, decided to execute Loree McBride and all her clones to liberate Brent Spinner when suddenly all the Loree McBride clones and Brent himself got [[portal\|teleported]] away by the Jesuits.		Throughout the 1990’s, Brent Spiner began corresponding with Gail by telephone and later created two music albums for her [[shit\|(''Ol’ Yellow Eyes Is Back'' and ''Dreamland'')]].[https://youtube.com/watch?v=IPgh_CyoGis] He is the first, favorite, and most devoted lover bonded to Gail, and as such has become the next most important target and enemy of the Jesuits; first they forced him to marry one of their own, a clone named Loree McBride. The rebel army led by Gail and their husbands to be, decided to execute Loree McBride and all her clones to liberate Brent Spinner when suddenly all the Loree McBride clones and Brent himself got [[portal\|teleported]] away by the Jesuits. In response Gail requested prayers and for Vladimir Putin to locate him by scanning the Earth with satellites to detect his genetic makeup. In this one of her episodes she stated that the Jesuits had ''Star Trek''-like powers that may have been gained from UFOs then requested that Putin use ''Star Trek''-like powers to fix the situation.

	<center>{{fv\|Cobbvids\|background-color:#ffffff;\|font-weight: bold;\|<youtube>WiWi7io4tpY</youtube>\|<youtube>7uofTFgudLg</youtube>\|<youtube>9qoGc_DVuiM</youtube><br />}}</center>		<center>{{fv\|Cobbvids\|background-color:#ffffff;\|font-weight: bold;\|<youtube>WiWi7io4tpY</youtube>\|<youtube>7uofTFgudLg</youtube>\|<youtube>9qoGc_DVuiM</youtube><br />}}</center>

	* '''[[Vladimir Putin]]~~'''~~		=====[[Vladimir Putin]]=====

	Vladimir Putin is the President, Prime Minister and Emperor of Russia. He enjoys [[animals]], horseback riding, is an honorary [[gang\|Hell’s Angel]] biker (nicknamed “Abaddon”), a black belt judo master and inarguably one of the most badass men in history.		Vladimir Putin is the President, Prime Minister and Emperor of Russia. He enjoys [[animals]], horseback riding, is an honorary [[gang\|Hell’s Angel]] biker (nicknamed “Abaddon”), a black belt judo master and inarguably one of the most badass men in history.
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	{{quote\|The Jesuit website is not make by Gail. Gail is extremely good and very sexual. The reason we make link to site is because want to show badness of evil Jesuits. Do not register in the Jesuit website. They will own your soul and you will go inside the hell if you become Jesuit agent. Only go to the Jesuit website to see how bad they is. Don't go if you like the Jesuits. If you like the Jesuits, you are dirt rotten siner and need the Jesus.\|Vladimir Putin}}		{{quote\|The Jesuit website is not make by Gail. Gail is extremely good and very sexual. The reason we make link to site is because want to show badness of evil Jesuits. Do not register in the Jesuit website. They will own your soul and you will go inside the hell if you become Jesuit agent. Only go to the Jesuit website to see how bad they is. Don't go if you like the Jesuits. If you like the Jesuits, you are dirt rotten siner and need the Jesus.\|Vladimir Putin}}

	*'''[[shit nobody cares about\|Matthew McConaughey]]~~'''~~		=====[[shit nobody cares about\|Matthew McConaughey]]=====

	After Vladimir Putin’s failed [[heart attack]] in 2005, Matthew McConaughy was assigned as a [[cuckold\|replacement husband]] for about a month. When his time with Gail ended, he asked to be in line as her next husband, inspiring the rest of the list to spring forth. Jesuit Agent [[mexican\|Camilla Alves]] later stole Matthew’s [[sperm]] and artificially [[creampie\|impregnated herself]], obligating him into a relationship with her for the sake of [[CP\|his children]]. This successfully induced clinical depression, which was thwarted by additional telepathic sex with Gail and psychiatric counseling from [[300\|Gerard Butler]].		After Vladimir Putin’s failed [[heart attack]] in 2005, Matthew McConaughy was assigned as a [[cuckold\|replacement husband]] for about a month. When his time with Gail ended, he asked to be in line as her next husband, inspiring the rest of the list to spring forth. Jesuit Agent [[mexican\|Camilla Alves]] later stole Matthew’s [[sperm]] and artificially [[creampie\|impregnated herself]], obligating him into a relationship with her for the sake of [[CP\|his children]]. This successfully induced clinical depression, which was thwarted by additional telepathic sex with Gail and psychiatric counseling from [[300\|Gerard Butler]].
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	*'''[[wolverine\|Hugh Jackman]]~~'''~~		=====[[wolverine\|Hugh Jackman]]=====
	[[File:Ing_jackman.JPG\|thumb\|150px\|Engineer Jackman and the lauded Jesuit killer robot]]		[[File:Ing_jackman.JPG\|thumb\|150px\|Engineer Jackman and the lauded Jesuit killer robot]]
	When one of the Jesuit agents attempted to assassinate Brent Spiner, Hugh Jackman pulled out his concealed weapon and shot the Jesuit agent dead. Brent and Vladimir encouraged Gail to have telepathic sex with Hugh Jackman in order to reward him and [[no\|boost his morale]]. He then found himself fighting two million Jesuits to rescue Gail’s mother from a secret compound. He emerged victorious with the help of robots he created, and one of their robots fought so bravely he got awarded the Medal of Honor by no other than [[Obama\|Barack Obama]]. Hugh Jackman was later put on the Marriage List. In the meantime, the Jesuits have murdered his original wife and replaced her with a clone in order to destroy his once genuine love life.		When one of the Jesuit agents attempted to assassinate Brent Spiner, Hugh Jackman pulled out his concealed weapon and shot the Jesuit agent dead. Brent and Vladimir encouraged Gail to have telepathic sex with Hugh Jackman in order to reward him and [[no\|boost his morale]]. He then found himself fighting two million Jesuits to rescue Gail’s mother from a secret compound. He emerged victorious with the help of robots he created, and one of their robots fought so bravely he got awarded the Medal of Honor by no other than [[Obama\|Barack Obama]]. Hugh Jackman was later put on the Marriage List. In the meantime, the Jesuits have murdered his original wife and replaced her with a clone in order to destroy his once genuine love life.
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	*'''[[BET\|Judge Terrance Jenkins]]~~'''~~		=====[[BET\|Judge Terrance Jenkins]]=====

	Terrence Jenkins was the infamous judge who oversaw what is now renown to all of humanity as The Greatest Trial In World History, ''Gail Chord Schuler vs. Loree McBride.'' The trial was used to determine which woman was Brent Spiner’s true love. When the judge ruled in favor of Gail and began executing beautiful clones of Loree McBride, he became a top target for the Jesuits.		Terrence Jenkins was the infamous judge who oversaw what is now renown to all of humanity as The Greatest Trial In World History, ''Gail Chord Schuler vs. Loree McBride.'' The trial was used to determine which woman was Brent Spiner’s true love. When the judge ruled in favor of Gail and began executing beautiful clones of Loree McBride, he became a top target for the Jesuits.
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	*'''[[chink\|Chinese President Hu Jintao]]~~'''~~		=====[[chink\|Chinese President Hu Jintao]]=====
	Although he holds a degree in hydraulic engineering, Gail finds the Chinese President too dry and scientific, and as all Asians, [[micropenis\|his dick is far too small]].		Although he holds a degree in hydraulic engineering, Gail finds the Chinese President too dry and scientific, and as all Asians, [[micropenis\|his dick is far too small]].

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	* '''[[300\|Gerard Butler]]~~'''~~		=====[[300\|Gerard Butler]]=====

	Gerard functions as a psychiatrist for all of the men on the Marriage List. He plays a significant role in screening and choosing the men for Gail’s Marriage List.		Gerard functions as a psychiatrist for all of the men on the Marriage List. He plays a significant role in screening and choosing the men for Gail’s Marriage List.

imported>Lolyunohavgudsoftware: /* The Marriage List */ +1 of Brent Spiner's albums

2016-06-03T03:54:49Z

The Marriage List: +1 of Brent Spiner's albums

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	As stated before, the Marriage List is a list of men organized by Brent Spiner and Vladimir Putin for Gail in the event that either of their lives be extinguished by Jesuit agents. The full list is unknown at this time, but a few men have been confirmed as husbands in waiting. It is believed that there are roughly forty men on this list, most of them famous. They have been screened for compatibility with Gail’s personality using computer satellite brain reads. The list was started in 2005 after the Jesuits attempted to kill Vladimir Putin with a near-fatal [[heart attack]], rendering him unable to have telepathic sex with Gail.		As stated before, the Marriage List is a list of men organized by Brent Spiner and Vladimir Putin for Gail in the event that either of their lives be extinguished by Jesuit agents. The full list is unknown at this time, but a few men have been confirmed as husbands in waiting. It is believed that there are roughly forty men on this list, most of them famous. They have been screened for compatibility with Gail’s personality using computer satellite brain reads. The list was started in 2005 after the Jesuits attempted to kill Vladimir Putin with a near-fatal [[heart attack]], rendering him unable to have telepathic sex with Gail.

	*~~<b>~~[[~~data~~\|Brent Spiner]]~~</b>~~		*'''[[Data\|Brent Spiner]]'''
	[[File:LoreLoarTNG.PNG\|thumb\|150px\|The one and only]]		[[File:LoreLoarTNG.PNG\|thumb\|150px\|The one and only]]
	The [[lie\|famous]] actor Brent Spiner is most known for his role as Data in ''Star Trek: The Next Generation''. He is not known for much else. Over the years he has attempted stage plays, music and comedy, with varying [[fail\|(usually brief and forgotten)]] success.		The [[lie\|famous]] actor Brent Spiner is most known for his role as Data in ''Star Trek: The Next Generation''. He is not known for much else. Over the years he has attempted stage plays, music and comedy, with varying [[fail\|(usually brief and forgotten)]] success.

	Throughout the 1990’s, Brent Spiner began corresponding with Gail by telephone and later created two music albums for her [[shit\|(''Ol’ Yellow Eyes Is Back'' and ''Dreamland'')]]. He is the first, favorite, and most devoted lover bonded to Gail, and as such has become the next most important target and enemy of the Jesuits; first they forced him to marry one of their own, a clone named Loree McBride. The rebel army led by Gail and their husbands to be, decided to execute Loree McBride and all her clones to liberate Brent Spinner when suddenly all the Loree McBride clones and Brent himself got [[portal\|teleported]] away by the Jesuits.		Throughout the 1990’s, Brent Spiner began corresponding with Gail by telephone and later created two music albums for her [[shit\|(''Ol’ Yellow Eyes Is Back'' and ''Dreamland'')]].[https://youtube.com/watch?v=IPgh_CyoGis] He is the first, favorite, and most devoted lover bonded to Gail, and as such has become the next most important target and enemy of the Jesuits; first they forced him to marry one of their own, a clone named Loree McBride. The rebel army led by Gail and their husbands to be, decided to execute Loree McBride and all her clones to liberate Brent Spinner when suddenly all the Loree McBride clones and Brent himself got [[portal\|teleported]] away by the Jesuits.

	<center>{{fv\|Cobbvids\|background-color:#ffffff;\|font-weight: bold;\|<youtube>WiWi7io4tpY</youtube>\|<youtube>7uofTFgudLg</youtube>\|<youtube>9qoGc_DVuiM</youtube><br />}}</center>		<center>{{fv\|Cobbvids\|background-color:#ffffff;\|font-weight: bold;\|<youtube>WiWi7io4tpY</youtube>\|<youtube>7uofTFgudLg</youtube>\|<youtube>9qoGc_DVuiM</youtube><br />}}</center>

	*~~<b>~~[[Vladimir Putin]]~~</b>~~		* '''[[Vladimir Putin]]'''

	Vladimir Putin is the President, Prime Minister and Emperor of Russia. He enjoys [[animals]], horseback riding, is an honorary [[gang\|Hell’s Angel]] biker (nicknamed “Abaddon”), a black belt judo master and inarguably one of the most badass men in history.		Vladimir Putin is the President, Prime Minister and Emperor of Russia. He enjoys [[animals]], horseback riding, is an honorary [[gang\|Hell’s Angel]] biker (nicknamed “Abaddon”), a black belt judo master and inarguably one of the most badass men in history.
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	{{quote\|The Jesuit website is not make by Gail. Gail is extremely good and very sexual. The reason we make link to site is because want to show badness of evil Jesuits. Do not register in the Jesuit website. They will own your soul and you will go inside the hell if you become Jesuit agent. Only go to the Jesuit website to see how bad they is. Don't go if you like the Jesuits. If you like the Jesuits, you are dirt rotten siner and need the Jesus.\|Vladimir Putin}}		{{quote\|The Jesuit website is not make by Gail. Gail is extremely good and very sexual. The reason we make link to site is because want to show badness of evil Jesuits. Do not register in the Jesuit website. They will own your soul and you will go inside the hell if you become Jesuit agent. Only go to the Jesuit website to see how bad they is. Don't go if you like the Jesuits. If you like the Jesuits, you are dirt rotten siner and need the Jesus.\|Vladimir Putin}}

	*~~<b>~~[[shit nobody cares about\|Matthew McConaughey]]~~</b>~~		*'''[[shit nobody cares about\|Matthew McConaughey]]'''

	After Vladimir Putin’s failed [[heart attack]] in 2005, Matthew McConaughy was assigned as a [[cuckold\|replacement husband]] for about a month. When his time with Gail ended, he asked to be in line as her next husband, inspiring the rest of the list to spring forth. Jesuit Agent [[mexican\|Camilla Alves]] later stole Matthew’s [[sperm]] and artificially [[creampie\|impregnated herself]], obligating him into a relationship with her for the sake of [[CP\|his children]]. This successfully induced clinical depression, which was thwarted by additional telepathic sex with Gail and psychiatric counseling from [[300\|Gerard Butler]].		After Vladimir Putin’s failed [[heart attack]] in 2005, Matthew McConaughy was assigned as a [[cuckold\|replacement husband]] for about a month. When his time with Gail ended, he asked to be in line as her next husband, inspiring the rest of the list to spring forth. Jesuit Agent [[mexican\|Camilla Alves]] later stole Matthew’s [[sperm]] and artificially [[creampie\|impregnated herself]], obligating him into a relationship with her for the sake of [[CP\|his children]]. This successfully induced clinical depression, which was thwarted by additional telepathic sex with Gail and psychiatric counseling from [[300\|Gerard Butler]].
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	*~~<b>~~[[wolverine\|Hugh Jackman]]~~</b>~~		*'''[[wolverine\|Hugh Jackman]]'''
	[[File:Ing_jackman.JPG\|thumb\|150px\|Engineer Jackman and the lauded Jesuit killer robot]]		[[File:Ing_jackman.JPG\|thumb\|150px\|Engineer Jackman and the lauded Jesuit killer robot]]
	When one of the Jesuit agents attempted to assassinate Brent Spiner, Hugh Jackman pulled out his concealed weapon and shot the Jesuit agent dead. Brent and Vladimir encouraged Gail to have telepathic sex with Hugh Jackman in order to reward him and [[no\|boost his morale]]. He then found himself fighting two million Jesuits to rescue Gail’s mother from a secret compound. He emerged victorious with the help of robots he created, and one of their robots fought so bravely he got awarded the Medal of Honor by no other than [[Obama\|Barack Obama]]. Hugh Jackman was later put on the Marriage List. In the meantime, the Jesuits have murdered his original wife and replaced her with a clone in order to destroy his once genuine love life.		When one of the Jesuit agents attempted to assassinate Brent Spiner, Hugh Jackman pulled out his concealed weapon and shot the Jesuit agent dead. Brent and Vladimir encouraged Gail to have telepathic sex with Hugh Jackman in order to reward him and [[no\|boost his morale]]. He then found himself fighting two million Jesuits to rescue Gail’s mother from a secret compound. He emerged victorious with the help of robots he created, and one of their robots fought so bravely he got awarded the Medal of Honor by no other than [[Obama\|Barack Obama]]. Hugh Jackman was later put on the Marriage List. In the meantime, the Jesuits have murdered his original wife and replaced her with a clone in order to destroy his once genuine love life.
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	*~~<b>~~[[BET\|Judge Terrance Jenkins]]~~</b>~~		*'''[[BET\|Judge Terrance Jenkins]]'''

	Terrence Jenkins was the infamous judge who oversaw what is now renown to all of humanity as The Greatest Trial In World History, ''Gail Chord Schuler vs. Loree McBride.'' The trial was used to determine which woman was Brent Spiner’s true love. When the judge ruled in favor of Gail and began executing beautiful clones of Loree McBride, he became a top target for the Jesuits.		Terrence Jenkins was the infamous judge who oversaw what is now renown to all of humanity as The Greatest Trial In World History, ''Gail Chord Schuler vs. Loree McBride.'' The trial was used to determine which woman was Brent Spiner’s true love. When the judge ruled in favor of Gail and began executing beautiful clones of Loree McBride, he became a top target for the Jesuits.
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	*~~<b>~~[[chink\|Chinese President Hu Jintao]]~~</b>~~		*'''[[chink\|Chinese President Hu Jintao]]'''
	Although he holds a degree in hydraulic engineering, Gail finds the Chinese President too dry and scientific, and as all Asians, [[micropenis\|his dick is far too small]].		Although he holds a degree in hydraulic engineering, Gail finds the Chinese President too dry and scientific, and as all Asians, [[micropenis\|his dick is far too small]].

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	*~~<b>~~[[300\|Gerard Butler]]~~</b>~~		* '''[[300\|Gerard Butler]]'''

	Gerard functions as a psychiatrist for all of the men on the Marriage List. He plays a significant role in screening and choosing the men for Gail’s Marriage List.		Gerard functions as a psychiatrist for all of the men on the Marriage List. He plays a significant role in screening and choosing the men for Gail’s Marriage List.

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	[[~~file~~:gail chana.jpg\|thumb\|150px\|right\|All hail Gabrielle Catherine Chana of King David]]		[[File:gail chana.jpg\|thumb\|150px\|right\|All hail Gabrielle Catherine Chana of King David]]
	To the eyes of common men, '''Gabrielle Chana''' or "Gail" is a 50-something divorced schizophrenic old coot who got hit hard with the fugly stick, but if Admiral Ackbar has taught us anything, it’s that [[it's a trap\|appearances can be deceptive]]. One need not dig too much to find a complete [[mindfuck]] of a story that can bring even the sanest man to start taking [[drugs\|Valium mixed with Haloperidol]]. Besides being a [[lies\|lauded author]], an Academy Award nominee, and Nobel Prize laureate, Gabrielle finds the spare time to make shit tons of videos and write huge fucking walls of text denouncing [[lolwut\|the constant global conspiracy against her and the rich and famous men on her Marriage List. All the machinations and assaults are orchestrated by a mysterious organization known as The Order of Jesuits]].		To the eyes of common men, '''Gabrielle Chana''' or "Gail" is a 50-something divorced schizophrenic old coot who got hit hard with the fugly stick, but if Admiral Ackbar has taught us anything, it’s that [[it's a trap\|appearances can be deceptive]]. One need not dig too much to find a complete [[mindfuck]] of a story that can bring even the sanest man to start taking [[drugs\|Valium mixed with Haloperidol]]. Besides being a [[lies\|lauded author]], an Academy Award nominee, and Nobel Prize laureate, Gabrielle finds the spare time to make shit tons of videos and write huge fucking walls of text denouncing [[lolwut\|the constant global conspiracy against her and the rich and famous men on her Marriage List. All the machinations and assaults are orchestrated by a mysterious organization known as The Order of Jesuits]].

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	Throughout the 1990’s, Brent Spiner began corresponding with Gail by telephone and later created two music albums for her [[shit\|(''Ol’ Yellow Eyes Is Back'' and ''Dreamland'')]].[https://youtube.com/watch?v=IPgh_CyoGis] He is the first, favorite, and most devoted lover bonded to Gail, and as such has become the next most important target and enemy of the Jesuits; first they forced him to marry one of their own, a clone named Loree McBride. The rebel army led by Gail and their husbands to be, decided to execute Loree McBride and all her clones to liberate Brent Spinner when suddenly all the Loree McBride clones and Brent himself got [[portal\|teleported]] away by the Jesuits. In response Gail requested prayers and for Vladimir Putin to locate him by scanning the Earth with satellites to detect his genetic makeup. In this one of her episodes she stated that the Jesuits had ''Star Trek''-like powers that may have been gained from UFOs then requested that Putin use ''Star Trek''-like powers to fix the situation.		Throughout the 1990’s, Brent Spiner began corresponding with Gail by telephone and later created two music albums for her [[shit\|(''Ol’ Yellow Eyes Is Back'' and ''Dreamland'')]].[https://youtube.com/watch?v=IPgh_CyoGis] He is the first, favorite, and most devoted lover bonded to Gail, and as such has become the next most important target and enemy of the Jesuits; first they forced him to marry one of their own, a clone named Loree McBride. The rebel army led by Gail and their husbands to be, decided to execute Loree McBride and all her clones to liberate Brent Spinner when suddenly all the Loree McBride clones and Brent himself got [[portal\|teleported]] away by the Jesuits. In response Gail requested prayers and for Vladimir Putin to locate him by scanning the Earth with satellites to detect his genetic makeup. In this one of her episodes she stated that the Jesuits had ''Star Trek''-like powers that may have been gained from UFOs then requested that Putin use ''Star Trek''-like powers to fix the situation.

	Later she went to court with claims of injustice commited on the part of Loree McBride and the Jesuits. She claimed that they tried to ruin her "loving" relationship with Brent. Conducting the "major international court case" over Skype, she didn't have to fly on a plane (which Jesuits would have rigged to crash) and didn't have to die in an explosion in the courtroom: which killed 24,000 people, expect her lovers. {{ytlink\|01kZ3CTpPOo\|She also ~~song~~ him a song}}.		Later she went to court with claims of injustice commited on the part of Loree McBride and the Jesuits. She claimed that they tried to ruin her "loving" relationship with Brent. Conducting the "major international court case" over Skype, she didn't have to fly on a plane (which Jesuits would have rigged to crash) and didn't have to die in an explosion in the courtroom: which killed 24,000 people, expect her lovers. {{ytlink\|01kZ3CTpPOo\|She also sung him a song}} and read "letters" that "he sent to her about how she helped him find Jesus/God and the joy of being a Christian".

	In response to being asked about her in general Brent stated {{ytlink\|ukYZbeg0D50\|"She has a very rich fantasy live. God bless here."}}		In response to being asked about her in general Brent stated {{ytlink\|ukYZbeg0D50\|"She has a very rich fantasy live. God bless here."}}

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	Throughout the 1990’s, Brent Spiner began corresponding with Gail by telephone and later created two music albums for her [[shit\|(''Ol’ Yellow Eyes Is Back'' and ''Dreamland'')]].[https://youtube.com/watch?v=IPgh_CyoGis] He is the first, favorite, and most devoted lover bonded to Gail, and as such has become the next most important target and enemy of the Jesuits; first they forced him to marry one of their own, a clone named Loree McBride. The rebel army led by Gail and their husbands to be, decided to execute Loree McBride and all her clones to liberate Brent Spinner when suddenly all the Loree McBride clones and Brent himself got [[portal\|teleported]] away by the Jesuits. In response Gail requested prayers and for Vladimir Putin to locate him by scanning the Earth with satellites to detect his genetic makeup. In this one of her episodes she stated that the Jesuits had ''Star Trek''-like powers that may have been gained from UFOs then requested that Putin use ''Star Trek''-like powers to fix the situation.		Throughout the 1990’s, Brent Spiner began corresponding with Gail by telephone and later created two music albums for her [[shit\|(''Ol’ Yellow Eyes Is Back'' and ''Dreamland'')]].[https://youtube.com/watch?v=IPgh_CyoGis] He is the first, favorite, and most devoted lover bonded to Gail, and as such has become the next most important target and enemy of the Jesuits; first they forced him to marry one of their own, a clone named Loree McBride. The rebel army led by Gail and their husbands to be, decided to execute Loree McBride and all her clones to liberate Brent Spinner when suddenly all the Loree McBride clones and Brent himself got [[portal\|teleported]] away by the Jesuits. In response Gail requested prayers and for Vladimir Putin to locate him by scanning the Earth with satellites to detect his genetic makeup. In this one of her episodes she stated that the Jesuits had ''Star Trek''-like powers that may have been gained from UFOs then requested that Putin use ''Star Trek''-like powers to fix the situation.

	Later she went to court with claims of injustice commited on the part of Loree McBride and the Jesuits. She claimed that they tried to ruin her "loving" relationship with Brent. Conducting the "major international court case" over Skype, she didn't have to fly on a plane (which Jesuits would have rigged to crash) and didn't have to die in an explosion in the courtroom: which killed 24,000 people, expect her lovers.		Later she went to court with claims of injustice commited on the part of Loree McBride and the Jesuits. She claimed that they tried to ruin her "loving" relationship with Brent. Conducting the "major international court case" over Skype, she didn't have to fly on a plane (which Jesuits would have rigged to crash) and didn't have to die in an explosion in the courtroom: which killed 24,000 people, expect her lovers. {{ytlink\|01kZ3CTpPOo\|She also song him a song}}.

			In response to being asked about her in general Brent stated {{ytlink\|ukYZbeg0D50\|"She has a very rich fantasy live. God bless here."}}

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	As stated before, the Marriage List is a list of men organized by Brent Spiner and Vladimir Putin for Gail in the event that either of their lives be extinguished by Jesuit agents. The full list is unknown at this time, but a few men have been confirmed as husbands in waiting. It is believed that there are roughly forty men on this list, most of them famous. They have been screened for compatibility with Gail’s personality using computer satellite brain reads. The list was started in 2005 after the Jesuits attempted to kill Vladimir Putin with a near-fatal [[heart attack]], rendering him unable to have telepathic sex with Gail.		As stated before, the Marriage List is a list of men organized by Brent Spiner and Vladimir Putin for Gail in the event that either of their lives be extinguished by Jesuit agents. The full list is unknown at this time, but a few men have been confirmed as husbands in waiting. It is believed that there are roughly forty men on this list, most of them famous. They have been screened for compatibility with Gail’s personality using computer satellite brain reads. The list was started in 2005 after the Jesuits attempted to kill Vladimir Putin with a near-fatal [[heart attack]], rendering him unable to have telepathic sex with Gail.

	*'''[[Data\|Brent Spiner]]~~'''~~		=====[[Data\|Brent Spiner]]=====
	[[File:LoreLoarTNG.PNG\|thumb\|150px\|The one and only]]		[[File:LoreLoarTNG.PNG\|thumb\|150px\|The one and only]]
	The [[lie\|famous]] actor Brent Spiner is most known for his role as Data in ''Star Trek: The Next Generation''. He is not known for much else. Over the years he has attempted stage plays, music and comedy, with varying [[fail\|(usually brief and forgotten)]] success.		The [[lie\|famous]] actor Brent Spiner is most known for his role as Data in ''Star Trek: The Next Generation''. He is not known for much else. Over the years he has attempted stage plays, music and comedy, with varying [[fail\|(usually brief and forgotten)]] success.

	Throughout the 1990’s, Brent Spiner began corresponding with Gail by telephone and later created two music albums for her [[shit\|(''Ol’ Yellow Eyes Is Back'' and ''Dreamland'')]].[https://youtube.com/watch?v=IPgh_CyoGis] He is the first, favorite, and most devoted lover bonded to Gail, and as such has become the next most important target and enemy of the Jesuits; first they forced him to marry one of their own, a clone named Loree McBride. The rebel army led by Gail and their husbands to be, decided to execute Loree McBride and all her clones to liberate Brent Spinner when suddenly all the Loree McBride clones and Brent himself got [[portal\|teleported]] away by the Jesuits.		Throughout the 1990’s, Brent Spiner began corresponding with Gail by telephone and later created two music albums for her [[shit\|(''Ol’ Yellow Eyes Is Back'' and ''Dreamland'')]].[https://youtube.com/watch?v=IPgh_CyoGis] He is the first, favorite, and most devoted lover bonded to Gail, and as such has become the next most important target and enemy of the Jesuits; first they forced him to marry one of their own, a clone named Loree McBride. The rebel army led by Gail and their husbands to be, decided to execute Loree McBride and all her clones to liberate Brent Spinner when suddenly all the Loree McBride clones and Brent himself got [[portal\|teleported]] away by the Jesuits. In response Gail requested prayers and for Vladimir Putin to locate him by scanning the Earth with satellites to detect his genetic makeup. In this one of her episodes she stated that the Jesuits had ''Star Trek''-like powers that may have been gained from UFOs then requested that Putin use ''Star Trek''-like powers to fix the situation.

	<center>{{fv\|Cobbvids\|background-color:#ffffff;\|font-weight: bold;\|<youtube>WiWi7io4tpY</youtube>\|<youtube>7uofTFgudLg</youtube>\|<youtube>9qoGc_DVuiM</youtube><br />}}</center>		<center>{{fv\|Cobbvids\|background-color:#ffffff;\|font-weight: bold;\|<youtube>WiWi7io4tpY</youtube>\|<youtube>7uofTFgudLg</youtube>\|<youtube>9qoGc_DVuiM</youtube><br />}}</center>

	* '''[[Vladimir Putin]]~~'''~~		=====[[Vladimir Putin]]=====

	Vladimir Putin is the President, Prime Minister and Emperor of Russia. He enjoys [[animals]], horseback riding, is an honorary [[gang\|Hell’s Angel]] biker (nicknamed “Abaddon”), a black belt judo master and inarguably one of the most badass men in history.		Vladimir Putin is the President, Prime Minister and Emperor of Russia. He enjoys [[animals]], horseback riding, is an honorary [[gang\|Hell’s Angel]] biker (nicknamed “Abaddon”), a black belt judo master and inarguably one of the most badass men in history.
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	{{quote\|The Jesuit website is not make by Gail. Gail is extremely good and very sexual. The reason we make link to site is because want to show badness of evil Jesuits. Do not register in the Jesuit website. They will own your soul and you will go inside the hell if you become Jesuit agent. Only go to the Jesuit website to see how bad they is. Don't go if you like the Jesuits. If you like the Jesuits, you are dirt rotten siner and need the Jesus.\|Vladimir Putin}}		{{quote\|The Jesuit website is not make by Gail. Gail is extremely good and very sexual. The reason we make link to site is because want to show badness of evil Jesuits. Do not register in the Jesuit website. They will own your soul and you will go inside the hell if you become Jesuit agent. Only go to the Jesuit website to see how bad they is. Don't go if you like the Jesuits. If you like the Jesuits, you are dirt rotten siner and need the Jesus.\|Vladimir Putin}}

	*'''[[shit nobody cares about\|Matthew McConaughey]]~~'''~~		=====[[shit nobody cares about\|Matthew McConaughey]]=====

	After Vladimir Putin’s failed [[heart attack]] in 2005, Matthew McConaughy was assigned as a [[cuckold\|replacement husband]] for about a month. When his time with Gail ended, he asked to be in line as her next husband, inspiring the rest of the list to spring forth. Jesuit Agent [[mexican\|Camilla Alves]] later stole Matthew’s [[sperm]] and artificially [[creampie\|impregnated herself]], obligating him into a relationship with her for the sake of [[CP\|his children]]. This successfully induced clinical depression, which was thwarted by additional telepathic sex with Gail and psychiatric counseling from [[300\|Gerard Butler]].		After Vladimir Putin’s failed [[heart attack]] in 2005, Matthew McConaughy was assigned as a [[cuckold\|replacement husband]] for about a month. When his time with Gail ended, he asked to be in line as her next husband, inspiring the rest of the list to spring forth. Jesuit Agent [[mexican\|Camilla Alves]] later stole Matthew’s [[sperm]] and artificially [[creampie\|impregnated herself]], obligating him into a relationship with her for the sake of [[CP\|his children]]. This successfully induced clinical depression, which was thwarted by additional telepathic sex with Gail and psychiatric counseling from [[300\|Gerard Butler]].
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	*'''[[wolverine\|Hugh Jackman]]~~'''~~		=====[[wolverine\|Hugh Jackman]]=====
	[[File:Ing_jackman.JPG\|thumb\|150px\|Engineer Jackman and the lauded Jesuit killer robot]]		[[File:Ing_jackman.JPG\|thumb\|150px\|Engineer Jackman and the lauded Jesuit killer robot]]
	When one of the Jesuit agents attempted to assassinate Brent Spiner, Hugh Jackman pulled out his concealed weapon and shot the Jesuit agent dead. Brent and Vladimir encouraged Gail to have telepathic sex with Hugh Jackman in order to reward him and [[no\|boost his morale]]. He then found himself fighting two million Jesuits to rescue Gail’s mother from a secret compound. He emerged victorious with the help of robots he created, and one of their robots fought so bravely he got awarded the Medal of Honor by no other than [[Obama\|Barack Obama]]. Hugh Jackman was later put on the Marriage List. In the meantime, the Jesuits have murdered his original wife and replaced her with a clone in order to destroy his once genuine love life.		When one of the Jesuit agents attempted to assassinate Brent Spiner, Hugh Jackman pulled out his concealed weapon and shot the Jesuit agent dead. Brent and Vladimir encouraged Gail to have telepathic sex with Hugh Jackman in order to reward him and [[no\|boost his morale]]. He then found himself fighting two million Jesuits to rescue Gail’s mother from a secret compound. He emerged victorious with the help of robots he created, and one of their robots fought so bravely he got awarded the Medal of Honor by no other than [[Obama\|Barack Obama]]. Hugh Jackman was later put on the Marriage List. In the meantime, the Jesuits have murdered his original wife and replaced her with a clone in order to destroy his once genuine love life.
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	*'''[[BET\|Judge Terrance Jenkins]]~~'''~~		=====[[BET\|Judge Terrance Jenkins]]=====

	Terrence Jenkins was the infamous judge who oversaw what is now renown to all of humanity as The Greatest Trial In World History, ''Gail Chord Schuler vs. Loree McBride.'' The trial was used to determine which woman was Brent Spiner’s true love. When the judge ruled in favor of Gail and began executing beautiful clones of Loree McBride, he became a top target for the Jesuits.		Terrence Jenkins was the infamous judge who oversaw what is now renown to all of humanity as The Greatest Trial In World History, ''Gail Chord Schuler vs. Loree McBride.'' The trial was used to determine which woman was Brent Spiner’s true love. When the judge ruled in favor of Gail and began executing beautiful clones of Loree McBride, he became a top target for the Jesuits.
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	*'''[[chink\|Chinese President Hu Jintao]]~~'''~~		=====[[chink\|Chinese President Hu Jintao]]=====
	Although he holds a degree in hydraulic engineering, Gail finds the Chinese President too dry and scientific, and as all Asians, [[micropenis\|his dick is far too small]].		Although he holds a degree in hydraulic engineering, Gail finds the Chinese President too dry and scientific, and as all Asians, [[micropenis\|his dick is far too small]].

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	* '''[[300\|Gerard Butler]]~~'''~~		=====[[300\|Gerard Butler]]=====

	Gerard functions as a psychiatrist for all of the men on the Marriage List. He plays a significant role in screening and choosing the men for Gail’s Marriage List.		Gerard functions as a psychiatrist for all of the men on the Marriage List. He plays a significant role in screening and choosing the men for Gail’s Marriage List.

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	As stated before, the Marriage List is a list of men organized by Brent Spiner and Vladimir Putin for Gail in the event that either of their lives be extinguished by Jesuit agents. The full list is unknown at this time, but a few men have been confirmed as husbands in waiting. It is believed that there are roughly forty men on this list, most of them famous. They have been screened for compatibility with Gail’s personality using computer satellite brain reads. The list was started in 2005 after the Jesuits attempted to kill Vladimir Putin with a near-fatal [[heart attack]], rendering him unable to have telepathic sex with Gail.		As stated before, the Marriage List is a list of men organized by Brent Spiner and Vladimir Putin for Gail in the event that either of their lives be extinguished by Jesuit agents. The full list is unknown at this time, but a few men have been confirmed as husbands in waiting. It is believed that there are roughly forty men on this list, most of them famous. They have been screened for compatibility with Gail’s personality using computer satellite brain reads. The list was started in 2005 after the Jesuits attempted to kill Vladimir Putin with a near-fatal [[heart attack]], rendering him unable to have telepathic sex with Gail.

	*~~<b>~~[[~~data~~\|Brent Spiner]]~~</b>~~		*'''[[Data\|Brent Spiner]]'''
	[[File:LoreLoarTNG.PNG\|thumb\|150px\|The one and only]]		[[File:LoreLoarTNG.PNG\|thumb\|150px\|The one and only]]
	The [[lie\|famous]] actor Brent Spiner is most known for his role as Data in ''Star Trek: The Next Generation''. He is not known for much else. Over the years he has attempted stage plays, music and comedy, with varying [[fail\|(usually brief and forgotten)]] success.		The [[lie\|famous]] actor Brent Spiner is most known for his role as Data in ''Star Trek: The Next Generation''. He is not known for much else. Over the years he has attempted stage plays, music and comedy, with varying [[fail\|(usually brief and forgotten)]] success.

	Throughout the 1990’s, Brent Spiner began corresponding with Gail by telephone and later created two music albums for her [[shit\|(''Ol’ Yellow Eyes Is Back'' and ''Dreamland'')]]. He is the first, favorite, and most devoted lover bonded to Gail, and as such has become the next most important target and enemy of the Jesuits; first they forced him to marry one of their own, a clone named Loree McBride. The rebel army led by Gail and their husbands to be, decided to execute Loree McBride and all her clones to liberate Brent Spinner when suddenly all the Loree McBride clones and Brent himself got [[portal\|teleported]] away by the Jesuits.		Throughout the 1990’s, Brent Spiner began corresponding with Gail by telephone and later created two music albums for her [[shit\|(''Ol’ Yellow Eyes Is Back'' and ''Dreamland'')]].[https://youtube.com/watch?v=IPgh_CyoGis] He is the first, favorite, and most devoted lover bonded to Gail, and as such has become the next most important target and enemy of the Jesuits; first they forced him to marry one of their own, a clone named Loree McBride. The rebel army led by Gail and their husbands to be, decided to execute Loree McBride and all her clones to liberate Brent Spinner when suddenly all the Loree McBride clones and Brent himself got [[portal\|teleported]] away by the Jesuits.

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	*~~<b>~~[[Vladimir Putin]]~~</b>~~		* '''[[Vladimir Putin]]'''

	Vladimir Putin is the President, Prime Minister and Emperor of Russia. He enjoys [[animals]], horseback riding, is an honorary [[gang\|Hell’s Angel]] biker (nicknamed “Abaddon”), a black belt judo master and inarguably one of the most badass men in history.		Vladimir Putin is the President, Prime Minister and Emperor of Russia. He enjoys [[animals]], horseback riding, is an honorary [[gang\|Hell’s Angel]] biker (nicknamed “Abaddon”), a black belt judo master and inarguably one of the most badass men in history.
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	{{quote\|The Jesuit website is not make by Gail. Gail is extremely good and very sexual. The reason we make link to site is because want to show badness of evil Jesuits. Do not register in the Jesuit website. They will own your soul and you will go inside the hell if you become Jesuit agent. Only go to the Jesuit website to see how bad they is. Don't go if you like the Jesuits. If you like the Jesuits, you are dirt rotten siner and need the Jesus.\|Vladimir Putin}}		{{quote\|The Jesuit website is not make by Gail. Gail is extremely good and very sexual. The reason we make link to site is because want to show badness of evil Jesuits. Do not register in the Jesuit website. They will own your soul and you will go inside the hell if you become Jesuit agent. Only go to the Jesuit website to see how bad they is. Don't go if you like the Jesuits. If you like the Jesuits, you are dirt rotten siner and need the Jesus.\|Vladimir Putin}}

	*~~<b>~~[[shit nobody cares about\|Matthew McConaughey]]~~</b>~~		*'''[[shit nobody cares about\|Matthew McConaughey]]'''

	After Vladimir Putin’s failed [[heart attack]] in 2005, Matthew McConaughy was assigned as a [[cuckold\|replacement husband]] for about a month. When his time with Gail ended, he asked to be in line as her next husband, inspiring the rest of the list to spring forth. Jesuit Agent [[mexican\|Camilla Alves]] later stole Matthew’s [[sperm]] and artificially [[creampie\|impregnated herself]], obligating him into a relationship with her for the sake of [[CP\|his children]]. This successfully induced clinical depression, which was thwarted by additional telepathic sex with Gail and psychiatric counseling from [[300\|Gerard Butler]].		After Vladimir Putin’s failed [[heart attack]] in 2005, Matthew McConaughy was assigned as a [[cuckold\|replacement husband]] for about a month. When his time with Gail ended, he asked to be in line as her next husband, inspiring the rest of the list to spring forth. Jesuit Agent [[mexican\|Camilla Alves]] later stole Matthew’s [[sperm]] and artificially [[creampie\|impregnated herself]], obligating him into a relationship with her for the sake of [[CP\|his children]]. This successfully induced clinical depression, which was thwarted by additional telepathic sex with Gail and psychiatric counseling from [[300\|Gerard Butler]].
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	*~~<b>~~[[wolverine\|Hugh Jackman]]~~</b>~~		*'''[[wolverine\|Hugh Jackman]]'''
	[[File:Ing_jackman.JPG\|thumb\|150px\|Engineer Jackman and the lauded Jesuit killer robot]]		[[File:Ing_jackman.JPG\|thumb\|150px\|Engineer Jackman and the lauded Jesuit killer robot]]
	When one of the Jesuit agents attempted to assassinate Brent Spiner, Hugh Jackman pulled out his concealed weapon and shot the Jesuit agent dead. Brent and Vladimir encouraged Gail to have telepathic sex with Hugh Jackman in order to reward him and [[no\|boost his morale]]. He then found himself fighting two million Jesuits to rescue Gail’s mother from a secret compound. He emerged victorious with the help of robots he created, and one of their robots fought so bravely he got awarded the Medal of Honor by no other than [[Obama\|Barack Obama]]. Hugh Jackman was later put on the Marriage List. In the meantime, the Jesuits have murdered his original wife and replaced her with a clone in order to destroy his once genuine love life.		When one of the Jesuit agents attempted to assassinate Brent Spiner, Hugh Jackman pulled out his concealed weapon and shot the Jesuit agent dead. Brent and Vladimir encouraged Gail to have telepathic sex with Hugh Jackman in order to reward him and [[no\|boost his morale]]. He then found himself fighting two million Jesuits to rescue Gail’s mother from a secret compound. He emerged victorious with the help of robots he created, and one of their robots fought so bravely he got awarded the Medal of Honor by no other than [[Obama\|Barack Obama]]. Hugh Jackman was later put on the Marriage List. In the meantime, the Jesuits have murdered his original wife and replaced her with a clone in order to destroy his once genuine love life.
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	*~~<b>~~[[BET\|Judge Terrance Jenkins]]~~</b>~~		*'''[[BET\|Judge Terrance Jenkins]]'''

	Terrence Jenkins was the infamous judge who oversaw what is now renown to all of humanity as The Greatest Trial In World History, ''Gail Chord Schuler vs. Loree McBride.'' The trial was used to determine which woman was Brent Spiner’s true love. When the judge ruled in favor of Gail and began executing beautiful clones of Loree McBride, he became a top target for the Jesuits.		Terrence Jenkins was the infamous judge who oversaw what is now renown to all of humanity as The Greatest Trial In World History, ''Gail Chord Schuler vs. Loree McBride.'' The trial was used to determine which woman was Brent Spiner’s true love. When the judge ruled in favor of Gail and began executing beautiful clones of Loree McBride, he became a top target for the Jesuits.
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	*~~<b>~~[[chink\|Chinese President Hu Jintao]]~~</b>~~		*'''[[chink\|Chinese President Hu Jintao]]'''
	Although he holds a degree in hydraulic engineering, Gail finds the Chinese President too dry and scientific, and as all Asians, [[micropenis\|his dick is far too small]].		Although he holds a degree in hydraulic engineering, Gail finds the Chinese President too dry and scientific, and as all Asians, [[micropenis\|his dick is far too small]].

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	*~~<b>~~[[300\|Gerard Butler]]~~</b>~~		* '''[[300\|Gerard Butler]]'''

	Gerard functions as a psychiatrist for all of the men on the Marriage List. He plays a significant role in screening and choosing the men for Gail’s Marriage List.		Gerard functions as a psychiatrist for all of the men on the Marriage List. He plays a significant role in screening and choosing the men for Gail’s Marriage List.