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CLU: Reverted edit by Smiggles (talk) to last revision by Stooge

2024-08-25T17:58:36Z

Reverted edit by Smiggles (talk) to last revision by Stooge

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	[[Image:Fatkid.jpg\|140px\|thumb\|right\|Typical GTAForums member.]]		[[Image:Fatkid.jpg\|140px\|thumb\|right\|Typical GTAForums member.]]

	For the most part, the average Grand Theft Auto loving [[douchebag]] would see GTAForums as a community, with values. '''Wrong.''' Upon inspection, lol, there was to be a plethora of teenage boys just waiting to have penises thrust into their [[Goatse\|anuses]], as well as a 40 year-old [[~~windar~~]] who lives in his basement [[fapping]] to the thought. There are also a couple of [[Fatty\|fat]] chicks who linger around once in a while, who ''love'' the [[Penis\|caulk]]. [[Niggers]] aren't welcome.		For the most part, the average Grand Theft Auto loving [[douchebag]] would see GTAForums as a community, with values. '''Wrong.''' Upon inspection, lol, there was to be a plethora of teenage boys just waiting to have penises thrust into their [[Goatse\|anuses]], as well as a 40 year-old [[gaydar]] who lives in his basement [[fapping]] to the thought. There are also a couple of [[Fatty\|fat]] chicks who linger around once in a while, who ''love'' the [[Penis\|caulk]]. [[Niggers]] aren't welcome.

	[[Last Thursday]], the server hosting GTANet/GTAForums went down after several mods [[Cum\|ejaculated]] into the server's air ducts, immediately causing the server to explode into a fiery vortex of doom and menstrual blood which in turn vaporized half of Waddy's penis. [[Niggers\|People]] got pissed, and several race riots were held in Guatemala. And like the [[media]], this forum being controlled by Jew who their [[old\|ancestors]] Jew and makes the [[normal]] humans want to destroy the stupid forum. if [[you]]'ll go there, [[god]] will kill you.		[[Last Thursday]], the server hosting GTANet/GTAForums went down after several mods [[Cum\|ejaculated]] into the server's air ducts, immediately causing the server to explode into a fiery vortex of doom and menstrual blood which in turn vaporized half of Waddy's penis. [[Niggers\|People]] got pissed, and several race riots were held in Guatemala. And like the [[media]], this forum being controlled by Jew who their [[old\|ancestors]] Jew and makes the [[normal]] humans want to destroy the stupid forum. if [[you]]'ll go there, [[god]] will kill you.
			<br> <br> <br>




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	===OGA Gangs===		===OGA Gangs===

	Andolini Mafia Family - The forum racists and xenophobes. Also known for kitty pictures and ~~win~~ buttfucking orgies.		Andolini Mafia Family - The forum racists and xenophobes. Also known for kitty pictures and gay buttfucking orgies.

	Zaibatsu - Lame tweens. Not worth a wank.		Zaibatsu - Lame tweens. Not worth a wank.
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	[[Image:Waddysecks.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Getting violated anally never looked so good!]]		[[Image:Waddysecks.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Getting violated anally never looked so good!]]

	Becoming a [[~~mod~~]]~~erator~~ at GTAForums isn't easy, in the slightest bit. But with the right guidance, you'll be able to [[cocksucker\|suck]] your way right to the top.		Becoming a [[Mod\|moderator]] at GTAForums isn't easy, in the slightest bit. But with the right guidance, you'll be able to [[cocksucker\|suck]] your way right to the top.

	# Have an avatar of a middle-aged actor like [[Italy\|Robert De Niro or Al Pacino]].		# Have an avatar of a middle-aged actor like [[Italy\|Robert De Niro or Al Pacino]].
	# Use an advanced vocabulary to come across as smart to the dim-witted community.		# Use an advanced vocabulary to come across as smart to the dim-witted community.
	# Get a ton of thumbs up points by [[~~shit~~]]~~ting~~ on GTA V.		# Get a ton of thumbs up points by [[Shit\|shitting]] on GTA V.
	# Add mods to your respect list and [[~~win~~\|suck their cocks]] at every opportunity.		# Add mods to your respect list and [[Gay\|suck their cocks]] at every opportunity.
	# [[????]]		# [[????]]
	# PROFIT!!!		# PROFIT!!!
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	==See ~~also~~==		==See Also==
	* [[Homosexuality]]		* [[Homosexuality]]
	* [[Buttsecks]]		* [[Buttsecks]]
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	* [[San Andreas Roleplay]]		* [[San Andreas Roleplay]]

	==External ~~links~~==		==External Links==
	* [http://www.gtaforums.com/ GTAForums.com]		* [http://www.gtaforums.com/ GTAForums.com]

Smiggles: win, replaced: gay → win (3)

2024-08-25T14:54:02Z

win, replaced: gay → win (3)

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	[[Image:Fatkid.jpg\|140px\|thumb\|right\|Typical GTAForums member.]]		[[Image:Fatkid.jpg\|140px\|thumb\|right\|Typical GTAForums member.]]

	For the most part, the average Grand Theft Auto loving [[douchebag]] would see GTAForums as a community, with values. '''Wrong.''' Upon inspection, lol, there was to be a plethora of teenage boys just waiting to have penises thrust into their [[Goatse\|anuses]], as well as a 40 year-old [[~~gaydar~~]] who lives in his basement [[fapping]] to the thought. There are also a couple of [[Fatty\|fat]] chicks who linger around once in a while, who ''love'' the [[Penis\|caulk]]. [[Niggers]] aren't welcome.		For the most part, the average Grand Theft Auto loving [[douchebag]] would see GTAForums as a community, with values. '''Wrong.''' Upon inspection, lol, there was to be a plethora of teenage boys just waiting to have penises thrust into their [[Goatse\|anuses]], as well as a 40 year-old [[windar]] who lives in his basement [[fapping]] to the thought. There are also a couple of [[Fatty\|fat]] chicks who linger around once in a while, who ''love'' the [[Penis\|caulk]]. [[Niggers]] aren't welcome.

	[[Last Thursday]], the server hosting GTANet/GTAForums went down after several mods [[Cum\|ejaculated]] into the server's air ducts, immediately causing the server to explode into a fiery vortex of doom and menstrual blood which in turn vaporized half of Waddy's penis. [[Niggers\|People]] got pissed, and several race riots were held in Guatemala. And like the [[media]], this forum being controlled by Jew who their [[old\|ancestors]] Jew and makes the [[normal]] humans want to destroy the stupid forum. if [[you]]'ll go there, [[god]] will kill you.		[[Last Thursday]], the server hosting GTANet/GTAForums went down after several mods [[Cum\|ejaculated]] into the server's air ducts, immediately causing the server to explode into a fiery vortex of doom and menstrual blood which in turn vaporized half of Waddy's penis. [[Niggers\|People]] got pissed, and several race riots were held in Guatemala. And like the [[media]], this forum being controlled by Jew who their [[old\|ancestors]] Jew and makes the [[normal]] humans want to destroy the stupid forum. if [[you]]'ll go there, [[god]] will kill you.
	~~<br> <br> <br>~~




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	===OGA Gangs===		===OGA Gangs===

	Andolini Mafia Family - The forum racists and xenophobes. Also known for kitty pictures and ~~gay~~ buttfucking orgies.		Andolini Mafia Family - The forum racists and xenophobes. Also known for kitty pictures and win buttfucking orgies.

	Zaibatsu - Lame tweens. Not worth a wank.		Zaibatsu - Lame tweens. Not worth a wank.
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	[[Image:Waddysecks.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Getting violated anally never looked so good!]]		[[Image:Waddysecks.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Getting violated anally never looked so good!]]

	Becoming a [[~~Mod\|moderator~~]] at GTAForums isn't easy, in the slightest bit. But with the right guidance, you'll be able to [[cocksucker\|suck]] your way right to the top.		Becoming a [[mod]]erator at GTAForums isn't easy, in the slightest bit. But with the right guidance, you'll be able to [[cocksucker\|suck]] your way right to the top.

	# Have an avatar of a middle-aged actor like [[Italy\|Robert De Niro or Al Pacino]].		# Have an avatar of a middle-aged actor like [[Italy\|Robert De Niro or Al Pacino]].
	# Use an advanced vocabulary to come across as smart to the dim-witted community.		# Use an advanced vocabulary to come across as smart to the dim-witted community.
	# Get a ton of thumbs up points by [[~~Shit\|shitting~~]] on GTA V.		# Get a ton of thumbs up points by [[shit]]ting on GTA V.
	# Add mods to your respect list and [[~~Gay~~\|suck their cocks]] at every opportunity.		# Add mods to your respect list and [[win\|suck their cocks]] at every opportunity.
	# [[????]]		# [[????]]
	# PROFIT!!!		# PROFIT!!!
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	{{clear}}		{{clear}}

	==See ~~Also~~==		==See also==
	* [[Homosexuality]]		* [[Homosexuality]]
	* [[Buttsecks]]		* [[Buttsecks]]
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	* [[San Andreas Roleplay]]		* [[San Andreas Roleplay]]

	==External ~~Links~~==		==External links==
	* [http://www.gtaforums.com/ GTAForums.com]		* [http://www.gtaforums.com/ GTAForums.com]

Stooge: Cleaned up the article.

2024-08-08T07:36:35Z

Cleaned up the article.

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	[[Image:Gtaforumspride.png\|thumb\|right\|GTAForums.com: Loving the Cock since 2001!]]		[[Image:Gtaforumspride.png\|thumb\|right\|GTAForums.com: Loving the Cock since 2001!]]
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	'''GTAForums.com''' is an internet forum dedicated to the ''[[Grand Theft Auto]]'' series of [[video games]]. The forum is dominated by [[13 year olds\|13 year-old]] [[fanboys]] and [[pedophiles]], and has a staff consisting of closeted [[homosexuals]] and men who work at local fish depots. The forum is typically seen as a place for [[pedo baiting]] and [[trolling]], which makes for much [[lulz]]. Mods are constantly active, and will stop at nothing to ensure that there are no shenanigans and/or disorderly conduct, because ''Grand Theft Auto'' are [[The Internet is serious business\|serious business]].		'''GTAForums.com''' is an internet forum dedicated to the ''[[Grand Theft Auto]]'' series of [[video games]]. The forum is dominated by [[13 year olds\|13 year-old]] [[fanboys]] and [[pedophiles]], and has a staff consisting of closeted [[homosexuals]] and men who work at local fish depots. The forum is typically seen as a place for [[pedo baiting]] and [[trolling]], which makes for much [[lulz]]. Mods are constantly active, and will stop at nothing to ensure that there are no shenanigans and/or disorderly conduct, because ''Grand Theft Auto'' are [[The Internet is serious business\|serious business]].

	==Fag Paradise==		==Overview==
			===Fag Paradise===
	[[Image:Fatkid.jpg\|140px\|thumb\|right\|Typical GTAForums member.]]		[[Image:Fatkid.jpg\|140px\|thumb\|right\|Typical GTAForums member.]]

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	==The forum bodyguard! Be careful!==		===The forum bodyguard! Be careful!===

	[[Image:The guards are cumming! Run!!!.jpg\|thumb\|If you'll be found as a 12 years old, this is what will happen....]]		[[Image:The guards are cumming! Run!!!.jpg\|thumb\|If you'll be found as a 12 years old, this is what will happen....]]
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	If you'll be found as a [[baby\|12 years old girl]], the [[pedo\|guards]] will come to hunt you!		If you'll be found as a [[baby\|12 years old girl]], the [[pedo\|guards]] will come to hunt you!

	==Forum Categories==		===Forum Categories===
	[[Image:Retractedmicrowang.jpg\|thumb\|left\|The moderator's penis.]]		[[Image:Retractedmicrowang.jpg\|thumb\|left\|The moderator's penis.]]
	*'''GTA V''' - The biggest spammed place where both 11year and 12 old faggots discuss about ponies, dicks and sex clubs in next gta release.		*'''GTA V''' - The biggest spammed place where both 11year and 12 old faggots discuss about ponies, dicks and sex clubs in next gta release.
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	==OGA Gangs==		===OGA Gangs===

	Andolini Mafia Family - The forum racists and xenophobes. Also known for kitty pictures and gay buttfucking orgies.		Andolini Mafia Family - The forum racists and xenophobes. Also known for kitty pictures and gay buttfucking orgies.

imported>Fagnum D. I. C. K.: /* External Links */

2021-11-03T00:36:37Z

External Links

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	{{GTA}}		{{GTA}}
	{{gaming}}		{{gaming}}
	{{Sites}}		{{Sites}}

imported>NKO: Protected "GTAForums" ([edit=autoconfirmed] (indefinite) [move=autoconfirmed] (indefinite))

2016-10-31T08:34:14Z

Protected "GTAForums" ([edit=autoconfirmed] (indefinite) [move=autoconfirmed] (indefinite))

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imported>NKO: Reverted edits by DTUMan (talk) to last revision by HelloToes

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 '''GTAForums.com''' is an internet forum dedicated to the ''[[Grand Theft Auto]]'' series of [[video games]]. The forum is dominated by [[13 year olds|13 year-old]] [[fanboys]] and [[pedophiles]], and has a staff consisting of closeted [[homosexuals]] and men who work at local fish depots. The forum is typically seen as a place for [[pedo baiting]] and [[trolling]], which makes for much [[lulz]]. Mods are constantly active, and will stop at nothing to ensure that there are no shenanigans and/or disorderly conduct, because ''Grand Theft Auto'' are [[The Internet is serious business|serious business]].
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 For the most part, the average Grand Theft Auto loving [[douchebag]] would see GTAForums as a community, with values. '''Wrong.''' Upon inspection, lol, there was to be a plethora of teenage boys just waiting to have penises thrust into their [[Goatse|anuses]], as well as a 40 year-old [[gaydar]] who lives in his basement [[fapping]] to the thought. There are also a couple of [[Fatty|fat]] chicks who linger around once in a while, who ''love'' the [[Penis|caulk]]. [[Niggers]] aren't welcome.
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 # PROFIT!!!
 # Another alternative option would be to be a snarky & sarcastic left-wing SJW with delusions of power and remember to berate people with opposing political views whenever you can, and just generally act like a superior narcissistic pseudo-intellectual wanker, and you will have it in the bag.

imported>DTUMan at 08:21, 31 October 2016

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 '''GTAForums.com''' is an internet forum dedicated to the ''[[Grand Theft Auto]]'' series of [[video games]]. The forum is dominated by [[13 year olds|13 year-old]] [[fanboys]] and [[pedophiles]], and has a staff consisting of closeted [[homosexuals]] and men who work at local fish depots. The forum is typically seen as a place for [[pedo baiting]] and [[trolling]], which makes for much [[lulz]]. Mods are constantly active, and will stop at nothing to ensure that there are no shenanigans and/or disorderly conduct, because ''Grand Theft Auto'' are [[The Internet is serious business|serious business]].
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 For the most part, the average Grand Theft Auto loving [[douchebag]] would see GTAForums as a community, with values. '''Wrong.''' Upon inspection, lol, there was to be a plethora of teenage boys just waiting to have penises thrust into their [[Goatse|anuses]], as well as a 40 year-old [[gaydar]] who lives in his basement [[fapping]] to the thought. There are also a couple of [[Fatty|fat]] chicks who linger around once in a while, who ''love'' the [[Penis|caulk]]. [[Niggers]] aren't welcome.
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 # PROFIT!!!
 # Another alternative option would be to be a snarky & sarcastic left-wing SJW with delusions of power and remember to berate people with opposing political views whenever you can, and just generally act like a superior narcissistic pseudo-intellectual wanker, and you will have it in the bag.

imported>DTUMan at 08:19, 31 October 2016

2016-10-31T08:19:55Z

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	[[~~Image:Gtaforumspride.png\|thumb\|right\|~~GTAForums.com: Loving the Cock since 2001!]]		[[GTAForums.com: Loving the Cock since 2001!]]

	'''GTAForums.com''' is an internet forum dedicated to the ''[[Grand Theft Auto]]'' series of [[video games]]. The forum is dominated by [[13 year olds\|13 year-old]] [[fanboys]] and [[pedophiles]], and has a staff consisting of closeted [[homosexuals]] and men who work at local fish depots. The forum is typically seen as a place for [[pedo baiting]] and [[trolling]], which makes for much [[lulz]]. Mods are constantly active, and will stop at nothing to ensure that there are no shenanigans and/or disorderly conduct, because ''Grand Theft Auto'' are [[The Internet is serious business\|serious business]].		'''GTAForums.com''' is an internet forum dedicated to the ''[[Grand Theft Auto]]'' series of [[video games]]. The forum is dominated by [[13 year olds\|13 year-old]] [[fanboys]] and [[pedophiles]], and has a staff consisting of closeted [[homosexuals]] and men who work at local fish depots. The forum is typically seen as a place for [[pedo baiting]] and [[trolling]], which makes for much [[lulz]]. Mods are constantly active, and will stop at nothing to ensure that there are no shenanigans and/or disorderly conduct, because ''Grand Theft Auto'' are [[The Internet is serious business\|serious business]].
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	==Forum Categories==		==Forum Categories==
	~~[[Image:Retractedmicrowang.jpg\|thumb\|left\|The moderator's penis.]]~~
	*'''GTA V''' - The biggest spammed place where both 11year and 12 old faggots discuss about ponies, dicks and sex clubs in next gta release.		*'''GTA V''' - The biggest spammed place where both 11year and 12 old faggots discuss about ponies, dicks and sex clubs in next gta release.
	*'''GTA IV''' - Where ''all'' of the [[wiggers]] and forum [[queers]] gather in mass orgies to discuss [[Shit Nobody Cares About\|how big Niko Bellic's and LUIS's crack. is]]. Also a place to talk how GTA IV is the DEEPESTEST GAME EVAR (fedora required).		*'''GTA IV''' - Where ''all'' of the [[wiggers]] and forum [[queers]] gather in mass orgies to discuss [[Shit Nobody Cares About\|how big Niko Bellic's and LUIS's crack. is]]. Also a place to talk how GTA IV is the DEEPESTEST GAME EVAR (fedora required).

imported>DTUMan at 08:18, 31 October 2016

2016-10-31T08:18:39Z

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		{{cleanup}}
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		[[Image:Gtaforumspride.png\|thumb\|right\|GTAForums.com: Loving the Cock since 2001!]]

		'''GTAForums.com''' is an internet forum dedicated to the ''[[Grand Theft Auto]]'' series of [[video games]]. The forum is dominated by [[13 year olds\|13 year-old]] [[fanboys]] and [[pedophiles]], and has a staff consisting of closeted [[homosexuals]] and men who work at local fish depots. The forum is typically seen as a place for [[pedo baiting]] and [[trolling]], which makes for much [[lulz]]. Mods are constantly active, and will stop at nothing to ensure that there are no shenanigans and/or disorderly conduct, because ''Grand Theft Auto'' are [[The Internet is serious business\|serious business]].

		==Fag Paradise==
		[[Image:Fatkid.jpg\|140px\|thumb\|right\|Typical GTAForums member.]]

		For the most part, the average Grand Theft Auto loving [[douchebag]] would see GTAForums as a community, with values. '''Wrong.''' Upon inspection, lol, there was to be a plethora of teenage boys just waiting to have penises thrust into their [[Goatse\|anuses]], as well as a 40 year-old [[gaydar]] who lives in his basement [[fapping]] to the thought. There are also a couple of [[Fatty\|fat]] chicks who linger around once in a while, who ''love'' the [[Penis\|caulk]]. [[Niggers]] aren't welcome.

		[[Last Thursday]], the server hosting GTANet/GTAForums went down after several mods [[Cum\|ejaculated]] into the server's air ducts, immediately causing the server to explode into a fiery vortex of doom and menstrual blood which in turn vaporized half of Waddy's penis. [[Niggers\|People]] got pissed, and several race riots were held in Guatemala. And like the [[media]], this forum being controlled by Jew who their [[old\|ancestors]] Jew and makes the [[normal]] humans want to destroy the stupid forum. if [[you]]'ll go there, [[god]] will kill you.
		<br> <br> <br>


		==The forum bodyguard! Be careful!==

		[[Image:The guards are cumming! Run!!!.jpg\|thumb\|If you'll be found as a 12 years old, this is what will happen....]]

		If you'll be found as a [[baby\|12 years old girl]], the [[pedo\|guards]] will come to hunt you!

		==Forum Categories==
		[[Image:Retractedmicrowang.jpg\|thumb\|left\|The moderator's penis.]]
		*'''GTA V''' - The biggest spammed place where both 11year and 12 old faggots discuss about ponies, dicks and sex clubs in next gta release.
		*'''GTA IV''' - Where ''all'' of the [[wiggers]] and forum [[queers]] gather in mass orgies to discuss [[Shit Nobody Cares About\|how big Niko Bellic's and LUIS's crack. is]]. Also a place to talk how GTA IV is the DEEPESTEST GAME EVAR (fedora required).
		*'''San Andreas''' - A place where you can be as [[fucktard\|special]] as you like without feeling any [[fag\|different]]. As user simsman2010 clearly stated when he logged in first time: "i cna has hot coffee LOL".
		*'''The Lounge/General Chat''' - Typically where all the forum [[douchebags]] go when they're not [[Buttsex\|screwing]] each other. Also contains houses award winning threads such as "The Official Forum Stoners" and "The alcohol topic" which has stolen [[at least 100]] users from [[420 chan]]. Most [[Bullshit\|forum drama]] goes down here, so don't be messin.
		*'''Expression''' - The best section overall of the forums. Where photoshop masterpieces are posted and future Picasso's and Van Gogh's are born.
		*'''Debates & Discussion''' - The place for idiots to argue about [[Shit Nobody Cares About\|edgy topics]], such as "Universal Healthcare" and "Bigfoot". Most posts here contain [[over 9,000]] words, and house most of the forum [[Internet asshole\|assholes.]]
		*'''Public Gang Chat''' - The place where all the [[faggot\|"important members"]] go to fuck each other in the ass. Mostly filled with mutual masturbation, people that hump Anime dolls, cock size competitions and hypocritical [[douche\|fuckwads]] who complain about people posting random shit while posting nothing but random shit themselves. Anyone who points out the shittery is banned by the [[asswipe\|gang leaders]], who are probably too busy bathing themselves in oceans of cock to see how fucking [[mental retardation\|retarded]] they are themselves.



		==OGA Gangs==

		Andolini Mafia Family - The forum racists and xenophobes. Also known for kitty pictures and gay buttfucking orgies.

		Zaibatsu - Lame tweens. Not worth a wank.

		The Precinct - Man children who have yet to move out of their parents basements. Can't have serious conversations to save their own skins because they're very very special.

		The Connection - The pretentious and pseudo-intellectual snobs. Do nothing but sit in their ivory tower and gossip cause they literally have nothing better to do with their lives. Half of them are transvestites.

		The Yardies - Wanna be druggie Jamacians but in reality White Europeans living in comfortable middle class suburbs.

		South Side Hoodz - The forum creeps and anime obsessed virgins. Keep blow up dolls in their basements.

		Feroci - Who?

		==Becoming a Mod==

		[[Image:Waddysecks.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Getting violated anally never looked so good!]]

		Becoming a [[Mod\|moderator]] at GTAForums isn't easy, in the slightest bit. But with the right guidance, you'll be able to [[cocksucker\|suck]] your way right to the top.

		# Have an avatar of a middle-aged actor like [[Italy\|Robert De Niro or Al Pacino]].
		# Use an advanced vocabulary to come across as smart to the dim-witted community.
		# Get a ton of thumbs up points by [[Shit\|shitting]] on GTA V.
		# Add mods to your respect list and [[Gay\|suck their cocks]] at every opportunity.
		# [[????]]
		# PROFIT!!!
		# Another alternative option would be to be a snarky & sarcastic left-wing SJW with delusions of power and remember to berate people with opposing political views whenever you can, and just generally act like a superior narcissistic pseudo-intellectual wanker, and you will have it in the bag.

		==Concept Threads==

		Starting [[Last Thursday]], an [[13-year-old boy\|intelligent poster]] decided that it would be an amazing idea to post ideas for a Grand Theft Auto game he called a "concept thread". The writers of these threads lack imagination, and will either ramble on about their "original characters" [[Insane\|shooting up army bases on a jetpack]], or put zero effort into their thread, [[RJ Bandsma\|borrowing vehicles, weapons, and even characters from other sources]], even "Grand Theft Auto" itself. The great irony of these threads are that they believe that their "original creation" will [[Unrealistic Expectations\|actually be made into a game]].


		While reading these, be sure to look out for:
		*Every single line being a different color, causing eye rape.
		*An [[Nigger\|African-American hoodlum]] as a protagonist.
		*Every single radio station being either a rap station or featuring [[shit nobody cares about]].
		*A truly [[No\|original]] story that only a [[Retard\|true literary genius]] can make.
		*Ignoring and butchering shit from the original games, because fuck Rockstar when they do it but when they do it it's fine, amirite?


		{{cg\|Concept Thread Hall of Fame\|galleryofgtaiV\|center\|
		<gallery>
		Image:Hoodproporty.jpg\|Ghetto gangbangers and spelling errors-the true ideals of a concept thread done correctly
		Image:Originalstory.jpg\|Only if [[No\|Shakespeare wrote this good!]]
		Image:Trytoreadthis.jpg\|Try to read this. I dare you.
		Image:Tryreadingthis.png\|Couldn't read the picture to the left? Then try this on for size.
		</gallery>\|<gallery perrow="4">
		Image:Eastereggs.jpg\|Look at all the original ideas! I'll be sure to look out for these when [[Unrealistic Expectations\|this game is finally made]].
		Image:Gtamap.jpg\|According to the writers, this is supposed to be [[Fail\|an accurate description of America]].
		Image:Notagain.jpg\|What every thread becomes. [[Srsly]].
		Image:Eyerape2.jpg\|A common trick to hide shoddy writing is to hide it with a barely readable color.
		</gallery>}}

		{{clear}}

		==See Also==
		* [[Homosexuality]]
		* [[Buttsecks]]
		* [[Forum]]
		* ''[[Grand Theft Auto]]''
		* [[Jew]]
		* [[San Andreas Roleplay]]

		==External Links==
		* [http://www.gtaforums.com/ GTAForums.com]

		{{stub}}
		{{GTA}}
		{{gaming}}
		{{Sites}}

imported>DTUMan: BLANKING IN PROGRESS

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BLANKING IN PROGRESS

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	~~[[Image:Gtaforumspride.png\|thumb\|right\|GTAForums.com: Loving the Cock since 2001!]]~~

	'''GTAForums.com''' is an internet forum dedicated to the ''[[Grand Theft Auto]]'' series of [[video games]]. The forum is dominated by [[13 year olds\|13 year-old]] [[fanboys]] and [[pedophiles]], and has a staff consisting of closeted [[homosexuals]] and men who work at local fish depots. The forum is typically seen as a place for [[pedo baiting]] and [[trolling]], which makes for much [[lulz]]. Mods are constantly active, and will stop at nothing to ensure that there are no shenanigans and/or disorderly conduct, because ''Grand Theft Auto'' are [[The Internet is serious business\|serious business]].

	~~==Fag Paradise==~~
	~~[[Image:Fatkid.jpg\|140px\|thumb\|right\|Typical GTAForums member.]]~~

	For the most part, the average Grand Theft Auto loving [[douchebag]] would see GTAForums as a community, with values. '''Wrong.''' Upon inspection, lol, there was to be a plethora of teenage boys just waiting to have penises thrust into their [[Goatse\|anuses]], as well as a 40 year-old [[gaydar]] who lives in his basement [[fapping]] to the thought. There are also a couple of [[Fatty\|fat]] chicks who linger around once in a while, who ''love'' the [[Penis\|caulk]]. [[Niggers]] aren't welcome.

	[[Last Thursday]], the server hosting GTANet/GTAForums went down after several mods [[Cum\|ejaculated]] into the server's air ducts, immediately causing the server to explode into a fiery vortex of doom and menstrual blood which in turn vaporized half of Waddy's penis. [[Niggers\|People]] got pissed, and several race riots were held in Guatemala. And like the [[media]], this forum being controlled by Jew who their [[old\|ancestors]] Jew and makes the [[normal]] humans want to destroy the stupid forum. if [[you]]'ll go there, [[god]] will kill you.
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	~~==The forum bodyguard! Be careful!==~~

	~~[[Image:The guards are cumming! Run!!!.jpg\|thumb\|If you'll be found as a 12 years old, this is what will happen....]]~~

	~~If you'll be found as a [[baby\|12 years old girl]], the [[pedo\|guards]] will come to hunt you!~~

	~~==Forum Categories==~~
	~~[[Image:Retractedmicrowang.jpg\|thumb\|left\|The moderator's penis.]]~~
	*'''GTA V''' - The biggest spammed place where both 11year and 12 old faggots discuss about ponies, dicks and sex clubs in next gta release.
	*'''GTA IV''' - Where ''all'' of the [[wiggers]] and forum [[queers]] gather in mass orgies to discuss [[Shit Nobody Cares About\|how big Niko Bellic's and LUIS's crack. is]]. Also a place to talk how GTA IV is the DEEPESTEST GAME EVAR (fedora required).
	*'''San Andreas''' - A place where you can be as [[fucktard\|special]] as you like without feeling any [[fag\|different]]. As user simsman2010 clearly stated when he logged in first time: "i cna has hot coffee LOL".
	*'''The Lounge/General Chat''' - Typically where all the forum [[douchebags]] go when they're not [[Buttsex\|screwing]] each other. Also contains houses award winning threads such as "The Official Forum Stoners" and "The alcohol topic" which has stolen [[at least 100]] users from [[420 chan]]. Most [[Bullshit\|forum drama]] goes down here, so don't be messin.
	*'''Expression''' - The best section overall of the forums. Where photoshop masterpieces are posted and future Picasso's and Van Gogh's are born.
	*'''Debates & Discussion''' - The place for idiots to argue about [[Shit Nobody Cares About\|edgy topics]], such as "Universal Healthcare" and "Bigfoot". Most posts here contain [[over 9,000]] words, and house most of the forum [[Internet asshole\|assholes.]]
	*'''Public Gang Chat''' - The place where all the [[faggot\|"important members"]] go to fuck each other in the ass. Mostly filled with mutual masturbation, people that hump Anime dolls, cock size competitions and hypocritical [[douche\|fuckwads]] who complain about people posting random shit while posting nothing but random shit themselves. Anyone who points out the shittery is banned by the [[asswipe\|gang leaders]], who are probably too busy bathing themselves in oceans of cock to see how fucking [[mental retardation\|retarded]] they are themselves.



	~~==OGA Gangs==~~

	~~Andolini Mafia Family - The forum racists and xenophobes. Also known for kitty pictures and gay buttfucking orgies.~~

	~~Zaibatsu - Lame tweens. Not worth a wank.~~

	~~The Precinct - Man children who have yet to move out of their parents basements. Can't have serious conversations to save their own skins because they're very very special.~~

	The Connection - The pretentious and pseudo-intellectual snobs. Do nothing but sit in their ivory tower and gossip cause they literally have nothing better to do with their lives. Half of them are transvestites.

	~~The Yardies - Wanna be druggie Jamacians but in reality White Europeans living in comfortable middle class suburbs.~~

	~~South Side Hoodz - The forum creeps and anime obsessed virgins. Keep blow up dolls in their basements.~~

	~~Feroci - Who?~~

	~~==Becoming a Mod==~~

	~~[[Image:Waddysecks.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Getting violated anally never looked so good!]]~~

	~~Becoming a [[Mod\|moderator]] at GTAForums isn't easy, in the slightest bit. But with the right guidance, you'll be able to [[cocksucker\|suck]] your way right to the top.~~

	~~# Have an avatar of a middle-aged actor like [[Italy\|Robert De Niro or Al Pacino]].~~
	~~# Use an advanced vocabulary to come across as smart to the dim-witted community.~~
	~~# Get a ton of thumbs up points by [[Shit\|shitting]] on GTA V.~~
	~~# Add mods to your respect list and [[Gay\|suck their cocks]] at every opportunity.~~
	~~# [[????]]~~
	~~# PROFIT!!!~~
	# Another alternative option would be to be a snarky & sarcastic left-wing SJW with delusions of power and remember to berate people with opposing political views whenever you can, and just generally act like a superior narcissistic pseudo-intellectual wanker, and you will have it in the bag.

	~~==Concept Threads==~~

	Starting [[Last Thursday]], an [[13-year-old boy\|intelligent poster]] decided that it would be an amazing idea to post ideas for a Grand Theft Auto game he called a "concept thread". The writers of these threads lack imagination, and will either ramble on about their "original characters" [[Insane\|shooting up army bases on a jetpack]], or put zero effort into their thread, [[RJ Bandsma\|borrowing vehicles, weapons, and even characters from other sources]], even "Grand Theft Auto" itself. The great irony of these threads are that they believe that their "original creation" will [[Unrealistic Expectations\|actually be made into a game]].


	~~While reading these, be sure to look out for:~~
	*Every single line being a different color, causing eye rape.
	*An [[Nigger\|African-American hoodlum]] as a protagonist.
	*Every single radio station being either a rap station or featuring [[shit nobody cares about]].
	*A truly [[No\|original]] story that only a [[Retard\|true literary genius]] can make.
	*Ignoring and butchering shit from the original games, because fuck Rockstar when they do it but when they do it it's fine, amirite?


	~~{{cg\|Concept Thread Hall of Fame\|galleryofgtaiV\|center\|~~
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	~~Image:Hoodproporty.jpg\|Ghetto gangbangers and spelling errors-the true ideals of a concept thread done correctly~~
	~~Image:Originalstory.jpg\|Only if [[No\|Shakespeare wrote this good!]]~~
	~~Image:Trytoreadthis.jpg\|Try to read this. I dare you.~~
	~~Image:Tryreadingthis.png\|Couldn't read the picture to the left? Then try this on for size.~~
	~~</gallery>\|<gallery perrow="4">~~
	~~Image:Eastereggs.jpg\|Look at all the original ideas! I'll be sure to look out for these when [[Unrealistic Expectations\|this game is finally made]].~~
	~~Image:Gtamap.jpg\|According to the writers, this is supposed to be [[Fail\|an accurate description of America]].~~
	~~Image:Notagain.jpg\|What every thread becomes. [[Srsly]].~~
	~~Image:Eyerape2.jpg\|A common trick to hide shoddy writing is to hide it with a barely readable color.~~
	~~</gallery>}}~~

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	~~==See Also==~~
	* [[Homosexuality]]
	* [[Buttsecks]]
	* [[Forum]]
	* ''[[Grand Theft Auto]]''
	* [[Jew]]
	* [[San Andreas Roleplay]]

	~~==External Links==~~
	* [http://www.gtaforums.com/ GTAForums.com]

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