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imported>Mantequilla at 14:27, 14 July 2014

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imported>Mantequilla at 14:27, 14 July 2014

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imported>Mantequilla at 14:27, 14 July 2014

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	[[Image:Kde4.2_lol.jpg\|thumb\|kde, a similar project attempting to copy [[Windows]].]]		[[Image:Kde4.2_lol.jpg\|thumb\|kde, a similar project attempting to copy [[Windows]].]]
	[[Image:Stfugnome.jpg\|thumb\|What a [[sarcasm\|nice guy]].]]		[[Image:Stfugnome.jpg\|thumb\|What a [[sarcasm\|nice guy]].]]
	GNOME ([[RMS\|'''GN'''U]] - '''O'''vertly '''M'''etrosexual '''E'''nvironment) is an ugly rip-off of the [[fail\|Mac ~~OS 9~~]] [[GUI]], proving once again that all [[open source]] applications are made from stolen source code rearranged randomly with gay little scripts. GNOMEs development philosophy is '''our users are stupid''' and thus every new release is actually smaller than the last, [https://lists.linux-foundation.org/pipermail/desktop_architects/2005-December/000390.html] proving the developers are just removing features in the name of "usability" and instead use donations to buy Prozac and [[Microsoft]] stocks. All this and yet somehow, GNOME manages to remain slow and bloated, thanks to the [[over 9000]] dependencies and libraries GNOME needs to function.		GNOME ([[RMS\|'''GN'''U]] - '''O'''vertly '''M'''etrosexual '''E'''nvironment) is an ugly rip-off of the [[fail\|Mac OSX]] [[GUI]], proving once again that all [[open source]] applications are made from stolen source code rearranged randomly with gay little scripts. GNOMEs development philosophy is '''our users are stupid''' and thus every new release is actually smaller than the last, [https://lists.linux-foundation.org/pipermail/desktop_architects/2005-December/000390.html] proving the developers are just removing features in the name of "usability" and instead use donations to buy Prozac and [[Microsoft]] stocks. All this and yet somehow, GNOME manages to remain slow and bloated, thanks to the [[over 9000]] dependencies and libraries GNOME needs to function.

	GNOME is known for being so ugly that it takes 30 hacks to, at least try and make it not look like shit. That means font fixes and manually editing configuration files. What is this, [[Newgrounds\|the 90's?]] Also, the file chooser can't have a thumbnail view because the asshat gtk/GNOME devs can't imagine anyone needing it, which means if you're an imageboard user, you're pretty much fucked.		GNOME is known for being so ugly that it takes 30 hacks to, at least try and make it not look like shit. That means font fixes and manually editing configuration files. What is this, [[Newgrounds\|the 90's?]] Also, the file chooser can't have a thumbnail view because the asshat gtk/GNOME devs can't imagine anyone needing it, which means if you're an imageboard user, you're pretty much fucked.

imported>DekoMan91: Combined videos; categories on the bottom; Softwarez template; small fixes

2013-12-03T13:55:17Z

Combined videos; categories on the bottom; Softwarez template; small fixes

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	[[File:David the Gnome.PNG\|thumb\|Look around you.<br>There are many things to see,<br>that some would say could never be.<br>These things I know.<br>It's true and I will tell you so.<br>They are there to see,<br>if you believe.<br>Trolls and wizards and fairy kings!<br>Birds that talk and fish that sing!<br>And if your heart is true,<br>you will find them too.<br>In every wish and dream and happy home,<br>you will find a Kingdom of the Gnomes.]]		[[File:David the Gnome.PNG\|thumb\|Look around you.<br>There are many things to see,<br>that some would say could never be.<br>These things I know.<br>It's true and I will tell you so.<br>They are there to see,<br>if you believe.<br>Trolls and wizards and fairy kings!<br>Birds that talk and fish that sing!<br>And if your heart is true,<br>you will find them too.<br>In every wish and dream and happy home,<br>you will find a Kingdom of the Gnomes.]]

	[[Image:Kde4.2_lol.jpg\|thumb\|kde, a similar project attempting to copy [[Windows]]]]		[[Image:Kde4.2_lol.jpg\|thumb\|kde, a similar project attempting to copy [[Windows]].]]
	[[Image:Stfugnome.jpg\|thumb\|What a [[sarcasm\|nice guy]].]]		[[Image:Stfugnome.jpg\|thumb\|What a [[sarcasm\|nice guy]].]]
	GNOME ([[RMS\|'''GN'''U]] - '''O'''vertly '''M'''etrosexual '''E'''nvironment) is an ugly rip-off of the [[fail\|Mac OS 9]] [[GUI]], proving once again that all [[open source]] applications are made from stolen source code rearranged randomly with gay little scripts. GNOMEs development philosophy is '''our users are stupid''' and thus every new release is actually smaller than the last,[https://lists.linux-foundation.org/pipermail/desktop_architects/2005-December/000390.html] proving the developers are just removing features in the name of "usability" and instead use donations to buy Prozac and [[Microsoft]] stocks. All this and yet somehow, GNOME manages to remain slow and bloated, thanks to the [[over 9000]] dependencies and libraries GNOME needs to function.		GNOME ([[RMS\|'''GN'''U]] - '''O'''vertly '''M'''etrosexual '''E'''nvironment) is an ugly rip-off of the [[fail\|Mac OS 9]] [[GUI]], proving once again that all [[open source]] applications are made from stolen source code rearranged randomly with gay little scripts. GNOMEs development philosophy is '''our users are stupid''' and thus every new release is actually smaller than the last, [https://lists.linux-foundation.org/pipermail/desktop_architects/2005-December/000390.html] proving the developers are just removing features in the name of "usability" and instead use donations to buy Prozac and [[Microsoft]] stocks. All this and yet somehow, GNOME manages to remain slow and bloated, thanks to the [[over 9000]] dependencies and libraries GNOME needs to function.

	GNOME is known for being so ugly that it takes 30 hacks to, at least try and make it not look like shit. That means font fixes and manually editing configuration files. What is this, [[Newgrounds\|the 90's?]] Also, the file chooser can't have a thumbnail view because the asshat gtk/GNOME devs can't imagine anyone needing it, which means if you're an imageboard user, you're pretty much fucked.		GNOME is known for being so ugly that it takes 30 hacks to, at least try and make it not look like shit. That means font fixes and manually editing configuration files. What is this, [[Newgrounds\|the 90's?]] Also, the file chooser can't have a thumbnail view because the asshat gtk/GNOME devs can't imagine anyone needing it, which means if you're an imageboard user, you're pretty much fucked.
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	===Features===		===Features===
	Gnome provides excellent features such as~~...~~		Gnome provides excellent features such as:
	* Windows you can move around and shit.		* Windows you can move around and shit.
	* Buttons and menus with no more than 3 frames of animation.		* Buttons and menus with no more than 3 frames of animation.
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	GNOME is strictly for ex-[[Mac]] users and [[emo]] fags. Always use protective eyewear to avoid being chronoshifted back to the 90's.		GNOME is strictly for ex-[[Mac]] users and [[emo]] fags. Always use protective eyewear to avoid being chronoshifted back to the 90's.

	GNOMES are taking over [[Mexico]]		<center>{{Frame\|{{fv\|gnomevids1\|background-color: white;\|font-weight: bold;
			\|<youtube>DlLgd8wjO78</youtube><center>'''GNOMES are taking over [[Mexico]].'''</center>
			\|<youtube>EAjyxdjDeUA</youtube><center>'''No really, they are.'''</center>
			\|<youtube>YGRLRHkz8Js</youtube><center>'''They also know some sweet dance moves.'''</center>
			}}\|border=white\|background=white}}</center>

	~~<youtube>DlLgd8wjO78<~~/~~youtube>~~		==See Also==
			*[http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1191554/ Here is] a [[Newgrounds\|Jewgroundian]] named misterchees0 invented the concept of gnoming to become a way of trolling.
	~~No really, they are~~.

	~~<youtube>EAjyxdjDeUA<~~/~~youtube>~~

	~~They also know some sweet dance moves~~.

	~~<youtube>YGRLRHkz8Js</youtube>~~

	[[Category:Softwarez]] [[Category:Drama-generating techniques]]		{{Softwarez}}
			[[Category:Softwarez]]
	~~==See Also==~~		[[Category:Drama-generating techniques]]
	*[http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1191554/ here is] a [[Newgrounds\|Jewgroundian]] named misterchees0 invented the concept of gnoming to become a way of trolling.

imported>Oddguy: /* See Also */

2013-11-29T17:31:03Z

imported>Gray at 22:30, 17 July 2012

2012-07-17T22:30:28Z

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			[[File:David the Gnome.PNG\|thumb\|Look around you.<br>There are many things to see,<br>that some would say could never be.<br>These things I know.<br>It's true and I will tell you so.<br>They are there to see,<br>if you believe.<br>Trolls and wizards and fairy kings!<br>Birds that talk and fish that sing!<br>And if your heart is true,<br>you will find them too.<br>In every wish and dream and happy home,<br>you will find a Kingdom of the Gnomes.]]
	[[~~Image~~:~~Davidmean~~.~~jpg~~\|thumb\|Look around you.<br>There are many things to see,<br>that some would say could never be.<br>These things I know.<br>It's true and I will tell you so.<br>They are there to see,<br>if you believe.<br>Trolls and wizards and fairy kings!<br>Birds that talk and fish that sing!<br>And if your heart is true,<br>you will find them too.<br>In every wish and dream and happy home,<br>you will find a Kingdom of the Gnomes.]]

	[[Image:Kde4.2_lol.jpg\|thumb\|kde, a similar project attempting to copy [[Windows]]]]		[[Image:Kde4.2_lol.jpg\|thumb\|kde, a similar project attempting to copy [[Windows]]]]

imported>Tepples: /* Features */ KDE uses ordinary caps for things like Amarok now

2012-02-29T03:05:01Z

Features: KDE uses ordinary caps for things like Amarok now

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	* Buttons and menus with no more than 3 frames of animation.		* Buttons and menus with no more than 3 frames of animation.
	* Beautiful [[shit\|Minimalistic]] [[GUI]].		* Beautiful [[shit\|Minimalistic]] [[GUI]].
	* [[~~gay\|GTK~~]] apps!		* G-T-[[Gay]] apps!
	* Now with less buttons so users won't get confused...how do i installed themes?		* Now with less buttons so users won't get confused...how do i installed themes?
	* You can always use the superior qt-based apps such as [[KDE\|k3b and ~~amaroK~~]] in GNOME. (never mention this to a GNOME developer or he will kill you in your sleep.)		* You can always use the superior qt-based apps such as [[KDE\|k3b and Amarok]] in GNOME. (never mention this to a GNOME developer or he will kill you in your sleep.)
	* Since 2.16 was released you can actually install fonts with a [[GUI]] now! (although you still have to run ''sudo dpkg-reconfigure fontconfig'')		* Since 2.16 was released you can actually install fonts with a [[GUI]] now! (although you still have to run ''sudo dpkg-reconfigure fontconfig'')
	* Cute little dev-comments in the source code such as "M$/KDE - gay lovers" or "2310 Brooklyn Street for [[GRIDS\|free buttseks]]".		* Cute little dev-comments in the source code such as "M$/KDE - gay lovers" or "2310 Brooklyn Street for [[GRIDS\|free buttseks]]".
	* More newbies, since Ubuntu users are too stupid to install [[KDE\|Gay-Dee-Eee]].		* More newbies, since Ubuntu users are too stupid to install [[KDE\|Gay-Dee-Eee]].
	* [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING\|~~You can~~ remove it and install another desktop environment.]]		* You can [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING\|remove it]] and install another desktop environment.

	===Note===		===Note===

imported>Mattuiop: /* See Also */

2011-09-12T19:54:11Z

imported>Mattuiop: /* Note */

2011-09-12T19:52:33Z

Note

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	[[Category:Softwarez]] [[Category:Drama-generating techniques]]		[[Category:Softwarez]] [[Category:Drama-generating techniques]]

			==See Also==
			http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1191554/1 - A [[Newgrounds\|Jewgroundian]] named misterchees0 invented the concept of gnoming to become a way of trolling.

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	[[Image:Kde4.2_lol.jpg\|thumb\|kde, a similar project attempting to copy [[Windows]].]]		[[Image:Kde4.2_lol.jpg\|thumb\|kde, a similar project attempting to copy [[Windows]].]]
	[[Image:Stfugnome.jpg\|thumb\|What a [[sarcasm\|nice guy]].]]		[[Image:Stfugnome.jpg\|thumb\|What a [[sarcasm\|nice guy]].]]
	GNOME ([[RMS\|'''GN'''U]] - '''O'''vertly '''M'''etrosexual '''E'''nvironment) is an ugly rip-off of the [[fail\|Mac ~~OS 9~~]] [[GUI]], proving once again that all [[open source]] applications are made from stolen source code rearranged randomly with gay little scripts. GNOMEs development philosophy is '''our users are stupid''' and thus every new release is actually smaller than the last, [https://lists.linux-foundation.org/pipermail/desktop_architects/2005-December/000390.html] proving the developers are just removing features in the name of "usability" and instead use donations to buy Prozac and [[Microsoft]] stocks. All this and yet somehow, GNOME manages to remain slow and bloated, thanks to the [[over 9000]] dependencies and libraries GNOME needs to function.		GNOME ([[RMS\|'''GN'''U]] - '''O'''vertly '''M'''etrosexual '''E'''nvironment) is an ugly rip-off of the [[fail\|Mac OSX]] [[GUI]], proving once again that all [[open source]] applications are made from stolen source code rearranged randomly with gay little scripts. GNOMEs development philosophy is '''our users are stupid''' and thus every new release is actually smaller than the last, [https://lists.linux-foundation.org/pipermail/desktop_architects/2005-December/000390.html] proving the developers are just removing features in the name of "usability" and instead use donations to buy Prozac and [[Microsoft]] stocks. All this and yet somehow, GNOME manages to remain slow and bloated, thanks to the [[over 9000]] dependencies and libraries GNOME needs to function.

	GNOME is known for being so ugly that it takes 30 hacks to, at least try and make it not look like shit. That means font fixes and manually editing configuration files. What is this, [[Newgrounds\|the 90's?]] Also, the file chooser can't have a thumbnail view because the asshat gtk/GNOME devs can't imagine anyone needing it, which means if you're an imageboard user, you're pretty much fucked.		GNOME is known for being so ugly that it takes 30 hacks to, at least try and make it not look like shit. That means font fixes and manually editing configuration files. What is this, [[Newgrounds\|the 90's?]] Also, the file chooser can't have a thumbnail view because the asshat gtk/GNOME devs can't imagine anyone needing it, which means if you're an imageboard user, you're pretty much fucked.

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	==See Also==		==See Also==
	http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1191554/ ~~- A~~ [[Newgrounds\|Jewgroundian]] named misterchees0 invented the concept of gnoming to become a way of trolling.		*[http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1191554/ here is] a [[Newgrounds\|Jewgroundian]] named misterchees0 invented the concept of gnoming to become a way of trolling.

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	==See Also==		==See Also==
	http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1191554/1 - A [[Newgrounds\|Jewgroundian]] named misterchees0 invented the concept of gnoming to become a way of trolling.		http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1191554/ - A [[Newgrounds\|Jewgroundian]] named misterchees0 invented the concept of gnoming to become a way of trolling.