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Paul in the Mall at 14:23, 10 January 2026

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	*[[2012]] - <s>World ends [[allegedly]]</s> lolno.		*[[2012]] - <s>World ends [[allegedly]]</s> lolno.
	*[[2015]] - Dr. Emmett L. Brown and Martin Seamus McFly Sr. travel again further into the future to stop Biff Tannen from ballsing things up for the rest of humanity.		*[[2015]] - Dr. Emmett L. Brown and Martin Seamus McFly Sr. travel again further into the future to stop Biff Tannen from ballsing things up for the rest of humanity.
	*[[2016]] -[[The Donald]] is elected president. Collective bricks are shat by [[SJW\|progressive retards]] leading to one of the greatest political upheaves of the 2010s.		*[[2016]] - [[The Donald]] is elected president. Collective bricks are shat by [[SJW\|progressive retards]] leading to one of the greatest political upheaves of the 2010s.
	*[[2016]] - [[The Onion]] becomes somewhat of a legitimate news source.		*[[2016]] - [[The Onion]] becomes somewhat of a legitimate news source.
	*[[2017]] - [[Apple]] Releases the $1000 Emoji machine known as [[Never\|iPhone X]].		*[[2017]] - [[Apple]] Releases the $1000 Emoji machine known as [[Never\|iPhone X]].

Paul in the Mall at 14:22, 10 January 2026

2026-01-10T14:22:16Z

HellenicTrapstar: Reverted edit by Edgar181's sock puppet 7 (talk) to last revision by GirlOnInternet

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Edgar181's sock puppet 7 at 11:55, 20 August 2024

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GirlOnInternet at 21:42, 25 July 2024

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	*2102 - The word [[literally]] is no longer abused, but the [[Intellectual\|few people]] who would care all [[An hero\|an heroed]] a long time ago because of [[Retards\|its abusers]].		*2102 - The word [[literally]] is no longer abused, but the [[Intellectual\|few people]] who would care all [[An hero\|an heroed]] a long time ago because of [[Retards\|its abusers]].
	*2104 - The android David who was assigned to the Prometheus star ship has been found		*2104 - The android David who was assigned to the Prometheus star ship has been found
	*[[2115_(Terminator_End)\|2115]] - First world economy collapses. Global blackout. People riot in the streets. The wealthiest release drones and cybernetic organisms - living tissue over a metal endoskeleton - called terminators, to exterminate the 40+ billion masses.
	*2120 - Alec Mason goes to Mars after he decided that the EDF [[fail\|fail at]] at helping Earth, only have his brother killed by [[Pedobear]].		*2120 - Alec Mason goes to Mars after he decided that the EDF [[fail\|fail at]] at helping Earth, only have his brother killed by [[Pedobear]].
	*2144 - [[Carlos Mencia\|Mexicans]] steal a time machine, get inside while drunk on bathtub tequila and accidentally travel back to 1947 and crash in Roswell, New Mexico.		*2144 - [[Carlos Mencia\|Mexicans]] steal a time machine, get inside while drunk on bathtub tequila and accidentally travel back to 1947 and crash in Roswell, New Mexico.

Slim shady at 14:00, 21 July 2024

2024-07-21T14:00:08Z

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	*[[2012]] - <s>World ends [[allegedly]]</s> lolno.		*[[2012]] - <s>World ends [[allegedly]]</s> lolno.
	*[[2015]] - Dr. Emmett L. Brown and Martin Seamus McFly Sr. travel again further into the future to stop Biff Tannen from ballsing things up for the rest of humanity.		*[[2015]] - Dr. Emmett L. Brown and Martin Seamus McFly Sr. travel again further into the future to stop Biff Tannen from ballsing things up for the rest of humanity.
	*[[2016]] - ~~Our lord and savior~~ [[The Donald]] is elected president. Collective bricks are shat by [[SJW\|progressive retards]] leading to one of the greatest political upheaves of the 2010s.		*[[2016]] -[[The Donald]] is elected president. Collective bricks are shat by [[SJW\|progressive retards]] leading to one of the greatest political upheaves of the 2010s.
	*2016 - [[The Onion]] becomes somewhat of a legitimate news source.		*2016 - [[The Onion]] becomes somewhat of a legitimate news source.
	*2017 - [[Apple]] Releases the $1000 Emoji machine known as [[Never\|iPhone X]].		*2017 - [[Apple]] Releases the $1000 Emoji machine known as [[Never\|iPhone X]].

imported>FlynnR13: /* 21st Century */

2022-11-16T22:40:07Z

21st Century

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imported>FlynnR13: /* 21st Century */

2022-11-16T22:40:07Z

21st Century

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	*2024 - You can now text/surf teh intarwebz with the power of your puny brain.		*2024 - You can now text/surf teh intarwebz with the power of your puny brain.
	*2024 - The majority of western youth now sexually identify as bizarre or stupid shit like trigender walrus otherkin.		*2024 - The majority of western youth now sexually identify as bizarre or stupid shit like trigender walrus otherkin.
	*2025 - The ~~south~~ secedes from the USA. The Donald is immediately appointed their supreme leader and prophet of God, replacing Jesus Christ.		*2025 - The [[Confederate States of America\|bible belt]] secedes from the USA a second time. The Donald is immediately appointed their supreme leader and prophet of God, replacing Jesus Christ.
	*2025 - [[Skynet\|Drones]] now spam the world map IRL in 'murka.		*2025 - [[Skynet\|Drones]] now spam the world map IRL in 'murka.
	*2026 - [[Iceland\|New islands will randomly pop into existence on the world map.]]		*2026 - [[Iceland\|New islands will randomly pop into existence on the world map.]]

imported>FlynnR13: /* 21st Century */

2022-07-19T20:00:05Z

21st Century

imported>FlynnR13 at 01:45, 7 December 2021

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	[[File:Fortune cookie - Eternal suffering.jpg\|thumb\|The future of [[you]]]]		[[File:Fortune cookie - Eternal suffering.jpg\|thumb\|The future of [[you]]]]

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	*2102 - The word [[literally]] is no longer abused, but the [[Intellectual\|few people]] who would care all [[An hero\|an heroed]] a long time ago because of [[Retards\|its abusers]].		*2102 - The word [[literally]] is no longer abused, but the [[Intellectual\|few people]] who would care all [[An hero\|an heroed]] a long time ago because of [[Retards\|its abusers]].
	*2104 - The android David who was assigned to the Prometheus star ship has been found		*2104 - The android David who was assigned to the Prometheus star ship has been found
	*[[2115_(Terminator_End)\|2115]] - First world economy collapses. Global blackout. People riot in the streets. The wealthiest release drones and cybernetic organisms - living tissue over a metal endoskeleton - called terminators, to exterminate the 40+ billion masses.
	*2120 - Alec Mason goes to Mars after he decided that the EDF [[fail\|fail at]] at helping Earth, only have his brother killed by [[Pedobear]].		*2120 - Alec Mason goes to Mars after he decided that the EDF [[fail\|fail at]] at helping Earth, only have his brother killed by [[Pedobear]].
	*2144 - [[Carlos Mencia\|Mexicans]] steal a time machine, get inside while drunk on bathtub tequila and accidentally travel back to 1947 and crash in Roswell, New Mexico.		*2144 - [[Carlos Mencia\|Mexicans]] steal a time machine, get inside while drunk on bathtub tequila and accidentally travel back to 1947 and crash in Roswell, New Mexico.

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	*[[2015]] - Dr. Emmett L. Brown and Martin Seamus McFly Sr. travel again further into the future to stop Biff Tannen from ballsing things up for the rest of humanity.		*[[2015]] - Dr. Emmett L. Brown and Martin Seamus McFly Sr. travel again further into the future to stop Biff Tannen from ballsing things up for the rest of humanity.
	*[[2016]] -[[The Donald]] is elected president. Collective bricks are shat by [[SJW\|progressive retards]] leading to one of the greatest political upheaves of the 2010s.		*[[2016]] -[[The Donald]] is elected president. Collective bricks are shat by [[SJW\|progressive retards]] leading to one of the greatest political upheaves of the 2010s.
	*2016 - [[The Onion]] becomes somewhat of a legitimate news source.		*[[2016]] - [[The Onion]] becomes somewhat of a legitimate news source.
	*2017 - [[Apple]] Releases the $1000 Emoji machine known as [[Never\|iPhone X]].		*[[2017]] - [[Apple]] Releases the $1000 Emoji machine known as [[Never\|iPhone X]].
	*2018 - Trump MOABS [[Syria]], even though they're fighting ISIS.		*[[2018]] - Trump MOABS [[Syria]], even though they're fighting ISIS.
	*2020 - [[Dumbfuckistan]] destabilizes the gook region around Japan, Korea, and China. It has also been mathematically proven that [http://phys.org/news/2017-01-social-instability-lies.html this will be the year western civilization begins to collapse, starting with COVID-19 and the George Floyd riots]		*[[2020]] - [[Dumbfuckistan]] destabilizes the gook region around Japan, Korea, and China. It has also been mathematically proven that [http://phys.org/news/2017-01-social-instability-lies.html this will be the year western civilization begins to collapse, starting with COVID-19 and the George Floyd riots]
	*2020 - [[Donald Drumpf\|The Donald]] is re-elected president of the USA. I swear, he won by a lot! <s>Save us, Trump, from creepy [[Joe Biden\|Uncle Joe]]!</s>		*[[2020]] - [[Donald Drumpf\|The Donald]] is re-elected president of the USA. I swear, he won by a lot! <s>Save us, Trump, from creepy [[Joe Biden\|Uncle Joe]]!</s>
	*2021 - [[Generation X]] and [[Millenials]] begin to reshape global politics, while the [[Baby Boomers]] and other shitty generations fuck off and die, mostly due to old age or [[COVID-19]].		*[[2021]] - [[Generation X]] and [[Millenials]] begin to reshape global politics, while the [[Baby Boomers]] and other shitty generations fuck off and die, mostly due to old age or [[COVID-19]].
	*2021 - A group of marine biologists living aboard an underwater sea lab will become the subject of a cartoon on the famously elitist [[Adult Swim]]; television designed for people who think they are smarter than everybody else, but not quite smart enough to stop watching the fucking television.		*[[2021]] - A group of marine biologists living aboard an underwater sea lab will become the subject of a cartoon on the famously elitist [[Adult Swim]]; television designed for people who think they are smarter than everybody else, but not quite smart enough to stop watching the fucking television.
	*2022 - 5,000,000,000 motherfuckers are now on teh intarwebz. (See: [[Eternal September]])		*[[2022]] - 5,000,000,000 motherfuckers are now on teh intarwebz. (See: [[Eternal September]])
	*2023 - Mario finally kills Bowser, but feels empty now that princess peach is 99 years old.		*[[2023]] - Mario finally kills Bowser, but feels empty now that princess peach is 99 years old.
	*2024 - You can now text/surf teh intarwebz with the power of your puny brain.		*[[2024]] - You can now text/surf teh intarwebz with the power of your puny brain.
	*2024 - The majority of western youth now sexually identify as bizarre or stupid shit like trigender walrus otherkin.		*[[2024]] - The majority of western youth now sexually identify as bizarre or stupid shit like trigender walrus otherkin.
	*2025 - The [[Confederate States of America\|bible belt]] secedes from the USA a second time. The Donald is immediately appointed their supreme leader and prophet of God, replacing Jesus Christ.		*[[2025]] - The [[Confederate States of America\|bible belt]] secedes from the USA a second time. The Donald is immediately appointed their supreme leader and prophet of God, replacing Jesus Christ.
	*2025 - [[Skynet\|Drones]] now spam the world map IRL in 'murka.		*[[2025]] - [[Skynet\|Drones]] now spam the world map IRL in 'murka.
	*2026 - [[Iceland\|New islands will randomly pop into existence on the world map.]]		*[[2026]] - [[Iceland\|New islands will randomly pop into existence on the world map.]]
	*2030 - [[Lie\|Flying cars will be invented]].		*2030 - [[Lie\|Flying cars will be invented]].
	*2031 - Overpopulation is starting to seriously raep [[Earth]]. India, Mexico, and the Middle-East are the major culprits for the population explosion.		*2031 - Overpopulation is starting to seriously raep [[Earth]]. India, Mexico, and the Middle-East are the major culprits for the population explosion.

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	[[File:Oatmealfuture.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[The Oatmeal]] accurately predicts the future]]		[[File:Oatmealfuture.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[The Oatmeal]] accurately predicts the future]]
	[[File:Constantine.jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px\|America, shortly after dubya got elected.]]		[[File:Constantine.jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px\|America, shortly after dubya got elected.]]
	*[[2001]] - The dumbass [[W]] gets elected, then [[Jews did WTC\|Jews do WTC]], so he institutes [[1984]] and destroys Murka during his 8 year reign.		*[[2001]] - The dumbass [[W]] gets elected, then [[Jews did WTC\|Jews do WTC]], so he institutes [[1984]] and destroys Murka during his 8-year reign.
	*[[2007]] - The dank memes that lazy, arrogant, bored [[Millennial]] teenagers make begin to be used by the [[NORP\|normies]], creating another [[Eternal September]] event.		*[[2007]] - The dank memes that lazy, arrogant, bored [[Millennial]] teenagers make begin to be used by the [[NORP\|normies]], creating another [[Eternal September]] event.
	*[[2008]] - [[Obama]] gets elected, continuing the bullshit politics of his predecessor. The bush 3.0 presidency ~~lasts~~ another 8 miserable years.		*[[2008]] - [[Obama]] gets elected, continuing the bullshit politics of his predecessor. The bush 3.0 presidency lasted another 8 miserable years.
	*[[2012]] - World ends [[allegedly]].		*[[2012]] - <s>World ends [[allegedly]]</s> lolno.
	*[[2015]] - Dr. Emmett L. Brown and Martin Seamus McFly Sr. travel again further into the future to stop Biff Tannen from ballsing things up for the rest of humanity.		*[[2015]] - Dr. Emmett L. Brown and Martin Seamus McFly Sr. travel again further into the future to stop Biff Tannen from ballsing things up for the rest of humanity.
	*[[2016]] - ~~Gay Atheist Senator Jim Maynard~~ is elected president. Collective bricks are shat by ~~conservative~~ retards leading to the ~~10 month civil war~~ of ~~2016-2017~~.		*[[2016]] - Our lord and savior [[The Donald]] is elected president. Collective bricks are shat by [[SJW\|progressive retards]] leading to one of the greatest political upheaves of the 2010s.
	*2016 - [[The Onion]] becomes a legitimate news source. ~~Biff Tannen gets elected President~~		*2016 - [[The Onion]] becomes somewhat of a legitimate news source.
	*2017 - [[Apple]] Releases the $1000 Emoji machine known as iPhone X		*2017 - [[Apple]] Releases the $1000 Emoji machine known as [[Never\|iPhone X]].
	*2018 - ~~Biff Tannen~~ MOABS [[~~Best Korea~~]] ~~The [[Best Korea]] government surrenders suffers humiliating defeat~~.		*2018 - Trump MOABS [[Syria]], even though they're fighting ISIS.
	*2020 - [[Dumbfuckistan]] destabilizes the gook region around Japan, Korea, and China~~. Biff Tannen Gets re elected~~. It has been mathematically proven that [http://phys.org/news/2017-01-social-instability-lies.html this will be the year western civilization begins to collapse]		*2020 - [[Dumbfuckistan]] destabilizes the gook region around Japan, Korea, and China. It has also been mathematically proven that [http://phys.org/news/2017-01-social-instability-lies.html this will be the year western civilization begins to collapse, starting with COVID-19 and the George Floyd riots]
	*2021 - [[Generation X]] ~~finally starts~~ to ~~have power in~~ politics, ~~after~~ [[Baby Boomers]] and other shitty generations fuck off, ~~mainly due to dying~~ due to old age.		*2020 - [[Donald Drumpf\|The Donald]] is re-elected president of the USA. I swear, he won by a lot! <s>Save us, Trump, from creepy [[Joe Biden\|Uncle Joe]]!</s>
			*2021 - [[Generation X]] and [[Millenials]] begin to reshape global politics, while the [[Baby Boomers]] and other shitty generations fuck off and die, mostly due to old age or [[COVID-19]].
	*2021 - A group of marine biologists living aboard an underwater sea lab will become the subject of a cartoon on the famously elitist [[Adult Swim]]; television designed for people who think they are smarter than everybody else, but not quite smart enough to stop watching the fucking television.		*2021 - A group of marine biologists living aboard an underwater sea lab will become the subject of a cartoon on the famously elitist [[Adult Swim]]; television designed for people who think they are smarter than everybody else, but not quite smart enough to stop watching the fucking television.
	*2022 - 5,000,000,000 motherfuckers are now on teh intarwebz. (See: [[Eternal September]]		*2022 - 5,000,000,000 motherfuckers are now on teh intarwebz. (See: [[Eternal September]])
	*2023 - Mario finally kills Bowser, but feels empty now that princess peach is 99 years old.		*2023 - Mario finally kills Bowser, but feels empty now that princess peach is 99 years old.
	*2024 - You can now text / surf teh intarwebz with the power of your puny brain.		*2024 - You can now text/surf teh intarwebz with the power of your puny brain.
	*2024 - The majority of western youth now sexually identify as ~~bizzare~~ or stupid shit like trigender walrus otherkin.		*2024 - The majority of western youth now sexually identify as bizarre or stupid shit like trigender walrus otherkin.
			*2025 - The south secedes from the USA. The Donald is immediately appointed their supreme leader and prophet of God, replacing Jesus Christ.
	*2025 - [[Skynet\|Drones]] now spam the world map IRL in 'murka.		*2025 - [[Skynet\|Drones]] now spam the world map IRL in 'murka.
	*2026 - [[Iceland\|New islands will randomly pop into existence on the world map.]]		*2026 - [[Iceland\|New islands will randomly pop into existence on the world map.]]
	*2030 - [[Lie\|Flying cars will be invented]].		*2030 - [[Lie\|Flying cars will be invented]].
	*2031 - Overpopulation is starting to seriously raep [[Earth]]. ~~Niggers~~, ~~Spics~~ and ~~Gooks~~ are the major culprits for the population explosion.		*2031 - Overpopulation is starting to seriously raep [[Earth]]. India, Mexico, and the Middle-East are the major culprits for the population explosion.
	*2032 - Degenerate sexual acts become common sightings in the streets of the West, even in small towns like [[Wyoming\|Cheyenne, Wyoming]]; this trend ~~begun~~ in [[San Francisco]] during the early 21st century.		*2032 - Degenerate sexual acts become common sightings in the streets of the West, even in small towns like [[Wyoming\|Cheyenne, Wyoming]]; this trend began in [[San Francisco]] during the early 21st century.
	*2031 - [[Epic Win\|Anonymous destroys the Church of Scientology]].		*2031 - [[Epic Win\|Anonymous destroys the Church of Scientology]].
	*2032 - Citizens of [[San Francisco\|San]] [[Los Angeles\|Angeles]] are terrorized by famous black person Wesley Snipes. He is ultimately defeated by a suave Sylvester Stallone and a Jew Sandra Bullock.		*2032 - Citizens of [[San Francisco\|San]] [[Los Angeles\|Angeles]] are terrorized by famous black person Wesley Snipes. He is ultimately defeated by a suave Sylvester Stallone and a Jew Sandra Bullock.
	*2033 - [[Russia]] gets bombed and the citizens are forced to [[Basement-dweller\|live in the underground metro stations]] surrounding the area. As [[Aspergers\|mutations]] occur, a new species is created called the [[Niggers\|Dark Ones]]. Nobody knows what they do, but it appears they have [[Psychic\|telepathic]] abilities.		*2033 - [[Russia]] gets bombed, and the citizens are forced to [[Basement-dweller\|live in the underground metro stations]] surrounding the area. As [[Aspergers\|mutations]] occur, a new species is created called the [[Niggers\|Dark Ones]]. Nobody knows what they do, but it appears they have [[Psychic\|telepathic]] abilities.
	*2034 - USA starts to decline as a world power. You got what you deserved, you sweaty fat fucks.		*2034 - USA starts to decline as a world power. You got what you deserved, you sweaty fat fucks.
	*2035 - The [[Muslim]] plague has dramatically risen. [[You\|Somebody]] should [[Anders Breivik\|do something about it.]]		*2035 - The [[Muslim]] plague has dramatically risen. [[You\|Somebody]] should [[Anders Breivik\|do something about it.]]
	*2035 - A [[Gackt\|bishie faggot]] [[almost raped\|almost]] becomes [[Castlevania\|Dracula]]. Meanwhile [[Will Smith]] fights some robots.		*2035 - A [[Gackt\|bishie faggot]] [[almost raped\|almost]] becomes [[Castlevania\|Dracula]]. Meanwhile [[Will Smith]] fights some robots.
	*2037 - Europe is now majority non-white.		*2037 - Europe is now majority non-white.
	*'''2038 - On Tuesday, January 19, all the computers in the world stop working forever at precisely 03:14:07 (UTC), and consequently our ~~civilisation~~ is knocked back to the technological level of the 1940s. [http://maul.deepsky.com/~merovech/2038.html {{colortext\|RED\|(PROOF)}}] All historical events below this entry only take place in the parallel universe where [[John Titor]] lives.'''		*'''2038 - On Tuesday, January 19, all the computers in the world stop working forever at precisely 03:14:07 (UTC), and consequently our civilization is knocked back to the technological level of the 1940s. [http://maul.deepsky.com/~merovech/2038.html {{colortext\|RED\|(PROOF)}}] All historical events below this entry only take place in the parallel universe where [[John Titor]] lives.'''
	*2040 - [[Tobacco]] has been greatly reduced from society, with those who chose to be [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82x9pzHkHK4 fags and smoke], usually dying from [[Cancer]] and rightfully so. Fags.		*2040 - [[Tobacco]] has been greatly reduced from society, with those who chose to be [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82x9pzHkHK4 fags and smoke], usually dying from [[Cancer]] and rightfully so. Fags.
	*2041 - Famous home shopping center Lowe's is ~~aquired~~ in a hostile takeover by Home Depot Gmbh (Now run by ~~[[Germany\|~~Germans]]). People realize the future isn't all that different from [[2005]].		*2041 - Famous home shopping center Lowe's is acquired in a hostile takeover by Home Depot Gmbh (Now run by Germans). People realize the future isn't all that different from 2005.
	*2043 - ~~Whitey now have~~ become a Minority in America.		*2043 - [[White People]] become a Minority in America.
	*2048 - Mass Extinction of life ~~occurs~~ by this point. Epic lulz.		*2044 - [[Straight\|Cisgenderism]] is no longer normalized.
	*~~2044~~ - 5 year survival rates for ass cancer are at 100%. You might just survive reading OP's posts in the future! ~~Former President self made Billionaire Biff Tannen dies due to old age.~~		*2048 - Mass Extinction of life via anthropogenic means may occur by this point. Epic lulz.
	*~~2050~~ - ~~Self driving cars are the normal now.~~		*2054 - 5 year survival rates for ass cancer are at 100%. You might just survive reading OP's posts in the future!
	*2060 - First Artificial intelligence becomes self aware & is created to serve humanity.		*2068 - Halley's comet will return, and probably have Rule 34 if it exists by that point.
	*2077 - Prepared for a nuclear or biological attack from China, the President and the Enclave ~~retreats~~ to remote sections around the globe and make contingency plans for continuing the war. A few months later, Nuka Cola Quantum is released to the public just hours before the bombs are launched. Who struck first is unknown, and it is not even known if the bombs came from China or America. Other countries, seeing the missiles on their way, launch their planes and fire their warheads ~~as well~~. Air raid sirens sound, but very few people go into vaults, thinking it is a false alarm. The Vaults are sealed. What ensues is two hours of nuclear bombardment upon the Earth's surface. The effects are far worse than most imagined. The Earth's faults shift violently. Mountain ranges thrust themselves through the soil. Whole lands are submerged under floods of water. The Necropolis Vault never closes. Once it becomes known that the other vaults have sealed, people within Bakersfield, CA attempt to force their way into Vault 12 to protect themselves and their families.		*2077 - [[Fallout\|Prepared for a nuclear or biological attack from China, the President, and the Enclave retreat to remote sections around the globe and make contingency plans for continuing the war. A few months later, Nuka Cola Quantum is released to the public just hours before the bombs are launched. Who struck first is unknown, and it is not even known if the bombs came from China or America. Other countries, seeing the missiles on their way, launch their planes and fire their warheads. Air raid sirens sound, but very few people go into vaults, thinking it is a false alarm. The Vaults are sealed. What ensues is two hours of nuclear bombardment upon the Earth's surface. The effects are far worse than most imagined. The Earth's faults shift violently. Mountain ranges thrust themselves through the soil. Whole lands are submerged under floods of water. The Necropolis Vault never closes. Once it becomes known that the other vaults have sealed, people within Bakersfield, CA attempt to force their way into Vault 12 to protect themselves and their families.]]
	*2090 - AMD ~~crates~~ the ~~worlds~~ first self aware Android known as David.		*Also 2077 - [[Cyberpunk 2077\|Some city in California starts going full retard.]]
			*2080 - [[Cry\|No, kids.]] We don't go back to the 80s here...
			*2090 - AMD creates the world's first self-aware Android known as David.

	===22nd Century===		===22nd Century===