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	[[Whore\|Snowshoe / Carlou]]: Another tranny-dyke of Furry Paws with image issues and gender confusion, Carlou has decided to mask 'his/her' identity crisis by creating an female-alter ego called Snowshoe. Snowshoe BAAWWWWS about her excuse for a wolfdog being given away by her assraping dad. <s>Carlou / Snowshoe is also getting married to Kitty. Maybe another to add ~~the~~ the alter ego list?</s> Cancel that, it was a lie to get attention. [http://twitter.com/iCarlouTouch link to "Carlou's" inactive twitter]		[[Whore\|Snowshoe / Carlou]]: Another tranny-dyke of Furry Paws with image issues and gender confusion, Carlou has decided to mask 'his/her' identity crisis by creating an female-alter ego called Snowshoe. Snowshoe BAAWWWWS about her excuse for a wolfdog being given away by her assraping dad. <s>Carlou / Snowshoe is also getting married to Kitty. Maybe another to add the alter ego list?</s> Cancel that, it was a lie to get attention. [http://twitter.com/iCarlouTouch link to "Carlou's" inactive twitter]
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	====The Saga of Nazi Dykes: [[Dyke\|Sheer]], [[Dyke\|Sker]], [[Dyke\|Alchemic Reaction]]====		====The Saga of Nazi Dykes: [[Dyke\|Sheer]], [[Dyke\|Sker]], [[Dyke\|Alchemic Reaction]]====
	Sheer, a [[Nazi\|skinhead nazi reformist]] who praises,"Seig heil," to the German flag, yet partakes in her fellow dykenes and also belongs to a nazi goth, [[nazi\|Sker]], is merely a 13 year old low-life who depends on the company of Alchemic Reaction, another low-life follower of the skinhead reformation, who faps to [[Michael Jackson]] ~~whilst~~ [[BAWWW]]ing over her [[lol\|deceased lover]], Billy Mays. These little emo kids enjoy sleeping, fapping, and spending their hours inbetween on the computer trolling the Furry-Paws chat room for some [[12 year old girls\|12 year old girls]]. If they aren't doing one of these, they are [[BAWWW]]ing over their latest big breakup with their fellow dykebian girlfriend, commencing in false pity within the community.		Sheer, a [[Nazi\|skinhead nazi reformist]] who praises,"Seig heil," to the German flag, yet partakes in her fellow dykenes and also belongs to a nazi goth, [[nazi\|Sker]], is merely a 13 year old low-life who depends on the company of Alchemic Reaction, another low-life follower of the skinhead reformation, who faps to [[Michael Jackson]] while [[BAWWW]]ing over her [[lol\|deceased lover]], Billy Mays. These little emo kids enjoy sleeping, fapping, and spending their hours inbetween on the computer trolling the Furry-Paws chat room for some [[12 year old girls\|12 year old girls]]. If they aren't doing one of these, they are [[BAWWW]]ing over their latest big breakup with their fellow dykebian girlfriend, commencing in false pity within the community.

	====Talon: He dies like 6 times a year====		====Talon: He dies like 6 times a year====

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FPians, Both Loved and Hated

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	The friendships FPians make with eachother will last a lifetime, which isn't particularly long because all the over stuffed users will die soon enough of diabetes, heart attacks, or strokes thanks to their high quality life styles.		The friendships FPians make with eachother will last a lifetime, which isn't particularly long because all the over stuffed users will die soon enough of diabetes, heart attacks, or strokes thanks to their high quality life styles.

	==~~Genres of Failure~~==		==FPians, Both Loved and Hated==

	===~~Site Owner~~ Kah===		===Kah, the Benevolent Leader===
	Kah is the [[ginger]] owner of FP. According to sources, she created and has been maintaining FP since she was [[WTF\|14/15]], attended one of the most prestigious public universities named in honor of a [[freemason]] and graduated with a 4.0 gpa at the age when most people JUST started college. Since such powers are usually only wielded by [[mensa]] member [[asians\|engineers/programmers]], one can assume she is an [[asspie]]. It turns out the reason why Kah doesn't give a shit about FP anymore isn't the fact that she's in the hospital from being [[fat]] (like 90% of fpians), it's because she's studying to become a [[madagascar\|bio-terroist]].		Kah is the [[ginger]] owner of FP. According to sources, she created and has been maintaining FP since she was [[WTF\|14/15]], attended one of the most prestigious public universities named in honor of a [[freemason]] and graduated with a 4.0 gpa at the age when most people JUST started college. Since such powers are usually only wielded by [[mensa]] member [[asians\|engineers/programmers]], one can assume she is an [[asspie]]. It turns out the reason why Kah doesn't give a shit about FP anymore isn't the fact that she's in the hospital from being [[fat]] (like 90% of fpians), it's because she's studying to become a [[madagascar\|bio-terroist]]. Right? No. The owner of your furry-fag website claims she's going to [[lie\|school]], but really spends her day [[stripping]] her ugly [[ginger]] ass for the leftover dinners people leave upon viewing her and nearly dying in disgust on their way out.

	Among the failures of Kah's programming, include not knowing how to put in protection from malicious javascript redirects, not encrypting correctly (according to sources), getting [[DOS]]'d by a [[13 year old boy]] (according to ~~fpm~~), not putting in protections to block player-written cheat scripts, and having regular downtimes and slow loading. It's no wonder FP is easily breached and hacked.		Among the failures of Kah's programming, include not knowing how to put in protection from malicious javascript redirects, not encrypting correctly (according to sources), getting [[DOS]]'d by a [[13 year old boy]] (according to FP Mature), not putting in protections to block player-written cheat scripts, and having regular downtimes and slow loading. It's no wonder FP is easily breached and hacked.

			In a stunning and wildly popular move Kah updated the TOS to forbid the resale or trading of characters by anyone other than the original artist. Thanks to this rule her already lazy and worthless mod team has even less work to do, so instead they can dedicate their time to waving confederate flags, being embittered by the LGBT hype of the antisocial population, and getting bribes from a popular artist who doesn't want to be revealed as the reincarnated scammer she is.

			Thanks to the adored site owner FP experienced a high quality and much demanded revamp a few years ago in order to demonstrate to her player base that she actually gives a fuck about the site. The majority of the community hates the layout, but dare they say it publicly (or privately for that matter), because Kah will get [[butthurt]] and [[BAWWWW]] to her doggie, who she named after her favourite meal, Chili. For said reasons, the community will publicly announce and suckup to Kahlem, saying they [[lie\|adore]] her new layout and it is a [[true]] [[revolution]] for FP and the unactive owner to do. In the transition she lost many old and dedicated players, but thanks to advertising she got a whole new collection of fat players to join, realize the game still sucked, and leave. After showing her loyalty to the site by providing the update she has made sure to check in once every few months, since that is obviously frequent enough.

			On one of her scheduled check ins she realized that once again her poor mods were having to do any work to serve the art side of FP and prevent scamming, so she developed a novel new idea of the PRA system. After starting this sure fire way to prevent scamming she's told her mods to completely back off of the art boards and allow the poisonous system to work at slowly killing the boards so that the detested art people will finally leave. Once they've all abandoned the site she can happily continue her biannual visits to a site used by the 3 remaining members who care at all about her stupid dog game.

	[http://twitter.com/nejlyngih Her inactive twitter] nejlyn@cox.net & nejlyngih@gmail.com are her emails/site registers		[http://twitter.com/nejlyngih Her inactive twitter] nejlyn@cox.net & nejlyngih@gmail.com are her emails/site registers
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	===The Average Player===		===The Average Player===

	[[16 year old girls]] who have no [[IRL]] friends. The average Furry-Paws player weighs upwards of 160lbs, [[asspies\|has no social skills whatsoever]], is a [[dyke]] and/or looks like a [[trap\|man]]. Additionally, a vast majority of the community is [[furry\|a fucking furfag]].		[[13 year old girls]] who have no [[IRL]] friends. The average Furry-Paws player weighs upwards of 160lbs, [[asspies\|has no social skills whatsoever]], is a [[dyke]] and/or looks like a [[trap\|man]]. Additionally, a vast majority of the community is [[furry\|a fucking furfag]]. As part of being open to everyone and anyone, the community embraced furry suits and bestiality but will rapidly move to prey upon anyone who show the slightest right wing views.

	Proud supporters of shitty [[emo]] bands and the [[Democrat]] Party (despite [[idiot\|not knowing shit about politics]] ~~[does any Democrat?]~~), they embrace [[bullshit\|feminism]] and think about how [[lame\|awesome]] they are for rejecting the [[conservative]] morals of their parents. [[losers\|Outcasts]] in the [[real world]], these [[fat]] girls flock the only site that will simultaneously not judge them for being [[fatass]]es but that will also allow them to achieve a spark of [[e-fame]] by doing nothing more than sitting on their asses all day. Unsurprisingly, the main demographic is [[white]], since ~~There~~ are no black people on the Internet. Eventually, the average player will never go anywhere in life, being in the same position (sitting on their asses playing FP) and not having any talent. They will settle down with either a [[fat]] [[basement dweller]] of a spouse or a fellow [[dyke]], work low level jobs so they can spend it on FPP (~~can't seem to get their priorities straight~~) and eventually become [[an hero]]s together.		Proud supporters of shitty [[emo]] bands and the [[Democrat]] Party (despite [[idiot\|not knowing shit about politics]] like the majority of their party members), they embrace [[bullshit\|feminism]] and think about how [[lame\|awesome]] they are for rejecting the [[conservative]] morals of their parents. [[losers\|Outcasts]] in the [[real world]], these [[fat]] girls flock the only site that will simultaneously not judge them for being [[fatass]]es but that will also allow them to achieve a spark of [[e-fame]] by doing nothing more than sitting on their asses all day. Unsurprisingly, the main demographic is [[white]], since there are no black people on the Internet, except for a choice few members who make sure their underrepresented race is flaunted with the characteristically pathetic language skills they employ. Eventually, the average player will never go anywhere in life, being in the same position (sitting on their asses playing FP) and not having any talent. They will settle down with either a [[fat]] [[basement dweller]] of a spouse or a fellow [[dyke]], work low level jobs so they can spend it on FPP or the highest quality of art for their pixel scene dogs (which is obviously a good priority in life) and eventually become [[an hero\|heroes]] together.

	Because they lack any form of social life, the members that do own [[IRL]] dogs develop [[obsession]]s with them in order to placate their longing desire for [[friends]]. Posting daily threads about their pets, they include [[shitty]] [[photography]] of their dogs staring blankly into the camera. As they are incapable of achieving e-popularity in any other way, ~~they~~ resort to whoring their dogs on the forums for [[beastiality\|other members to masturbate to]].		Because they lack any form of social life, the members that do own [[IRL]] dogs develop [[obsession]]s with them in order to placate their longing desire for [[friends]]. Posting daily threads about their pets, they include [[shitty]] [[photography]] of their dogs staring blankly into the camera. Sometimes the posts even feature videos taken with camera phones of the fat owner actually standing or sometimes walking around to demonstrate the mad skillz of their dogs. These pictures and videos can then fall under heavy critiques on hate blogs because the dogs have imperfect anatomy and/ or are obviously unhappy at gay pride events. As they are incapable of achieving e-popularity in any other way, the canine owners resort to whoring their dogs on the forums for [[beastiality\|other members to masturbate to]].

			These dogs also inspire such artistic ventures as the following poetry, which doubles as a demonstration of slightly better than average writing from an FP player.
	{{squote\|You are my dog.		{{squote\|You are my dog.
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	Ok so you chase people down the road,		Ok so you chase people down the road,
	<br/>So what, as long as there are no ~~cars~~,		<br/>So what, as long as there are no cats,
	<br/>I laugh because you think your bark is big,		<br/>I laugh because you think your bark is big,
	<br/>Sometimes I don't think you're a Pug,		<br/>Sometimes I don't think you're a Pug,
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	[[Image:FurryPaws10bucks.png\|thumb\|right\|[[No\|It's definitely worth 10 bucks]], [[amirite]]?]]		[[Image:FurryPaws10bucks.png\|thumb\|right\|[[No\|It's definitely worth 10 bucks]], [[amirite]]?]]

	The few competent artists, possessing knowledge of basic anatomy and design skills, gather a swarm of leeches that [[stalk\|e-stalk]] them, hoping for free art or that, magically, their [[skillz\|mad skillz]] will rub off on them. These motherfuckers charge USD$ for in-game art, which the masses inhale like cocaine fresh off the plane from Colombia.		The few competent artists, possessing knowledge of basic anatomy and design skills, gather a swarm of leeches that [[stalk\|e-stalk]] them, hoping for free art or that, magically, their [[skillz\|mad skillz]] will rub off on them. These motherfuckers charge USD$ for in-game art, which the masses inhale like cocaine fresh off the plane from Colombia. The 13 year old player base shells out their life savings for the amazingness of a 150 X 150 pixel piece of art that took a moderately more skilled artist whole, entire hours to produce.

	[[Image:Wtf_soul_eater.gif\|thumb\|left\|What passes as [[art\|realistic]] art on Furry-Paws.]]		[[Image:Wtf_soul_eater.gif\|thumb\|left\|What passes as [[art\|realistic]] art on Furry-Paws.]]

			====Skullsmasher, Loveless, Lothario, and Kitten====
			In a sad attempt to get out of commissions and be a sleezy [[:File:Bitch.jpg\|cheap skate]], Skullsmasher faked his death. Like many people before him, they obviously couldn't do anything fucking right like pretending to die and move on with life. Apparently [[Suck cock\|skin cancer]] or some bullshit was the killer, leaving behind many questions unanswered, many [[12 year old girls\|BAWWWING]] left unheard. His girlfriend Blitz seems to go on like nothing happened, continues to sell art/post on forms even though her [[fuckbuddy\|lover]] is dead and gone. Even worse, a new [[con\|artist]] appeared right after the day SS kicked the bucket. Claiming to be SS's friend IRL and that he taught her how to draw, Loveless has the [[lol\|exact]] drawing style as the old Skullsmasher and is [[Fucking\|buddy buddy]] with Blitz as well. Because thats what Skullsmasher would of wanted LOL. It seems he got off skott clean, keeping all the money from his poor commissioners for himself. Countless BAWWWING posts about him dying can be read on the General Board, seeing how the mods let this fly. Skullsmashers dead, end of story.

			After many years of being dead, SS was reincarnated with a different gender as Lothario, who had the same style but was, of course, not the same person. After claiming time and again that she was not the same scammer, Lothario evolved into Kitten, who by then was blatantly obvious about being the same person, but no one gave a fuck about this person walking away with hundreds of dollars before so now once again they throw all their money at her. While she has yet to be the same sort of thief as before, she is back to using FP as her cash cow. She can make upwards of $100 on a tag, and at least $80 on everything else. She's also fallen under accusation of tracing which are not unfounded with her ability to reference images down to each hair in the dog's coat and has sold designs that imitate the colors of other designs, done by both herself and other artists.

	===[[Pedophile\|Moderator]]s===		===[[Pedophile\|Moderator]]s===

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	Like most [[virgin\|social retards]] who play [[MMO\|online games]], [[losers\|players]] dedicate their waking hours to feverishly improving their virtual dogs through [[lame\|bad-ass]] methods like equipping them with diamond collars and feeding them [[WTF\|chocolate chip cookies]], after which they spend the rest of their time clicking through pages of “shows” in a desperate attempt to improve the levels of their [[dog]]s.		Like most [[virgin\|social retards]] who play [[MMO\|online games]], [[losers\|players]] dedicate their waking hours to feverishly improving their virtual dogs through [[lame\|bad-ass]] methods like equipping them with diamond collars and feeding them [[WTF\|chocolate chip cookies]], after which they spend the rest of their time clicking through pages of “shows” in a desperate attempt to improve the levels of their [[dog]]s.

	Unlike in the [[real world]], where success is measured in tangible artifacts, success on Furry-Paws is measured by how much time you dedicate to sitting on your ass entering dogs in shows and accumulating virtual money. Basically it's for fat fucks with no life.		Unlike in the [[real world]], where success is measured in tangible artifacts, success on Furry-Paws is measured by how much time you dedicate to sitting on your ass entering dogs in shows and accumulating virtual money. The money can go towards obtaining MORE dogs and MORE worthless virtual money. But it's important to note that sometimes the worthless virtual money isn't enough, and sometimes users must use sacred real money to buy fake money that has a minute amount of actual value. Basically it's for fat fucks with no life and $20 to spend on the oh so important goal of eliting and validating themselves by being visible on the boards, where their life problems and stories can be advertised and defended as all the meanies insinuate they should consider getting something like a real job.

			Of course, the site has developed, with a great deal of encouragement from Allah Kah, an art side as well. Here the users of FP can buy and sell questionable doodles that feature rainbow throw up as designs. Small, insignificant art can be sold to large, insignificant people for over $100... if the artist is one of 2 name brands. The rest of the artists can just whimper about being underpaid as they continue their fulfilling careers as worthless sacks of humanity that happen to know how to hold a pencil, though often not how to wield it.

			The friendships FPians make with eachother will last a lifetime, which isn't particularly long because all the over stuffed users will die soon enough of diabetes, heart attacks, or strokes thanks to their high quality life styles.

	==Genres of Failure==		==Genres of Failure==

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	[[Category:Faggotry]][[Category:Furries]][[Category:Gaming]]~~[[Category:~~Sites]][[Category:Subcultures]]		[[Category:Faggotry]][[Category:Furries]][[Category:Gaming]]{{Sites}}[[Category:Subcultures]]

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	===The Average Player===		===The Average Player===
	~~[[Image:Doggy style sickfuck.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[Beastiality\|What members do in their spare time.]]]]~~

	[[16 year old girls]] who have no [[IRL]] friends. The average Furry-Paws player weighs upwards of 160lbs, [[asspies\|has no social skills whatsoever]], is a [[dyke]] and/or looks like a [[trap\|man]]. Additionally, a vast majority of the community is [[furry\|a fucking furfag]].		[[16 year old girls]] who have no [[IRL]] friends. The average Furry-Paws player weighs upwards of 160lbs, [[asspies\|has no social skills whatsoever]], is a [[dyke]] and/or looks like a [[trap\|man]]. Additionally, a vast majority of the community is [[furry\|a fucking furfag]].