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imported>LIOD at 22:04, 25 September 2017

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	== External links ==		== External links ==

	* [http://www.~~soundboards~~.ws/sb/~~Friends/index.html~~ Friends MP3 Soundboard]		* [http://www.soundboard.com/sb/Friends_TV_Sounds_clips Friends MP3 Soundboard]

imported>Schnitzel at 21:12, 20 May 2017

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	After 10 seasons in which the actors were paid more than the combined GDP of several African countries, somebody out there mercifully decided to end it. Not a moment too soon, either, given that the characters had become sickening stereotypes of personalities completely unfunny to start with, demonstrated in the "zany" character of Phoebe. It's astounding that she made it through 10 seasons without someone beating her to death with half a cinder block.		After 10 seasons in which the actors were paid more than the combined GDP of several African countries, somebody out there mercifully decided to end it. Not a moment too soon, either, given that the characters had become sickening stereotypes of personalities completely unfunny to start with, demonstrated in the "zany" character of Phoebe. It's astounding that she made it through 10 seasons without someone beating her to death with half a cinder block.

	Potentially the most annoying type of person in the world is the type who wonders: "~~[[Not You\|~~Why isn't my life like an episode of Friends]], and why don't I have wacky friends who come around to instigate crazy adventures?" The answer is simple: Assuming you have any friends left after the divorce/prison/horrendous sexual misadventure, then they are likely as boring and sedentary as you. The reason you never have "wacky" adventures is because [[you]] and all your friends are boring fucks who spend the vast majority of your time wearing jogging bottoms, eating Wotsits and [[masturbation\|masturbating]] so aggressively that everyone is surprised your cock/snatch is still attached, let alone functioning.		Potentially the most annoying type of person in the world is the type who wonders: "Why isn't my life like an episode of Friends, and why don't I have wacky friends who come around to instigate crazy adventures?" The answer is simple: Assuming you have any friends left after the divorce/prison/horrendous sexual misadventure, then they are likely as boring and sedentary as you. The reason you never have "wacky" adventures is because [[you]] and all your friends are boring fucks who spend the vast majority of your time wearing jogging bottoms, eating Wotsits and [[masturbation\|masturbating]] so aggressively that everyone is surprised your cock/snatch is still attached, let alone functioning.

	Unbelievably, the characters spend the vast amount of their time in a coffee house. Hard to believe, given that if any normal person had to spend that amount of time with people that terrible, they would undoubtedly want to be somewhere, anywhere that sells [[alcohol]]. It's suspected that the show played no part in Matthew Perry's crippling drug addiction, you would certainly want to be ripped out of your skull if you had to listen to David Schwimmer for any longer than 2 minutes. You can almost see small pieces of his soul slipping away as he makes another "hilarious" Chandler <s>sarcastic comment</s> "joke", his place as the funny one hopefully being an ironic in-joke.		Unbelievably, the characters spend the vast amount of their time in a coffee house. Hard to believe, given that if any normal person had to spend that amount of time with people that terrible, they would undoubtedly want to be somewhere, anywhere that sells [[alcohol]]. It's suspected that the show played no part in Matthew Perry's crippling drug addiction, you would certainly want to be ripped out of your skull if you had to listen to David Schwimmer for any longer than 2 minutes. You can almost see small pieces of his soul slipping away as he makes another "hilarious" Chandler <s>sarcastic comment</s> "joke", his place as the funny one hopefully being an ironic in-joke.

imported>Schnitzel: Undo revision 966149 by Schnitzel (talk)

2017-05-20T21:02:20Z

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	*[[You don't have any friends]]		*[[You don't have any friends]]
	*[[Unfunny]]		*[[Unfunny]]
	*[[Not You]]

	== External links ==		== External links ==

imported>Schnitzel: /* See Also */

2016-12-16T18:06:53Z

imported>Schnitzel: /* TV Show */

2016-12-16T18:05:07Z

TV Show

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	This American sitcom became astoundingly popular despite a flimsy pretense and a seeming lack of any acting talent. Intrinsic to the appalling nature of the show are the appalling people in it. Case in point: Joey, a character who, if he had really been as stupid as is made out, would have had trouble standing unaided, let alone speaking or indeed "seeing how you were doing".		This American sitcom became astoundingly popular despite a flimsy pretense and a seeming lack of any acting talent. Intrinsic to the appalling nature of the show are the appalling people in it. Case in point: Joey, a character who, if he had really been as stupid as is made out, would have had trouble standing unaided, let alone speaking or indeed "seeing how you were doing".

	After 10 seasons in which the actors were paid more than the combined GDP of several African countries, somebody out there mercifully decided to end it. Not a moment too soon, either, given that the characters had become sickening stereotypes of personalities completely unfunny to start with, demonstrated in the "zany" character of Phoebe. It's astounding that she made it through 10 seasons without someone beating her to death with half a ~~cinderblock~~.		After 10 seasons in which the actors were paid more than the combined GDP of several African countries, somebody out there mercifully decided to end it. Not a moment too soon, either, given that the characters had become sickening stereotypes of personalities completely unfunny to start with, demonstrated in the "zany" character of Phoebe. It's astounding that she made it through 10 seasons without someone beating her to death with half a cinder block.

	Potentially the most annoying type of person in the world is the type who wonders: "Why isn't my life like an episode of Friends, and why don't I have wacky friends who come around to instigate crazy adventures?" The answer is simple: Assuming you have any friends left after the divorce/prison/horrendous sexual misadventure, then they are likely as boring and sedentary as you. The reason you never have "wacky" adventures is because [[you]] and all your friends are boring fucks who spend the vast majority of your time wearing jogging bottoms, eating Wotsits and [[masturbation\|masturbating]] so aggressively that everyone is surprised your cock/snatch is still attached, let alone functioning.		Potentially the most annoying type of person in the world is the type who wonders: "[[Not You\|Why isn't my life like an episode of Friends]], and why don't I have wacky friends who come around to instigate crazy adventures?" The answer is simple: Assuming you have any friends left after the divorce/prison/horrendous sexual misadventure, then they are likely as boring and sedentary as you. The reason you never have "wacky" adventures is because [[you]] and all your friends are boring fucks who spend the vast majority of your time wearing jogging bottoms, eating Wotsits and [[masturbation\|masturbating]] so aggressively that everyone is surprised your cock/snatch is still attached, let alone functioning.

	Unbelievably, the characters spend the vast amount of their time in a coffee house. Hard to believe, given that if any normal person had to spend that amount of time with people that terrible, they would undoubtedly want to be somewhere, anywhere that sells [[alcohol]]. It's suspected that the show played no part in Matthew Perry's crippling drug addiction, you would certainly want to be ripped out of your skull if you had to listen to David Schwimmer for any longer than 2 minutes. You can almost see small pieces of his soul slipping away as he makes another "hilarious" Chandler <s>sarcastic comment</s> "joke", his place as the funny one hopefully being an ironic in-joke.		Unbelievably, the characters spend the vast amount of their time in a coffee house. Hard to believe, given that if any normal person had to spend that amount of time with people that terrible, they would undoubtedly want to be somewhere, anywhere that sells [[alcohol]]. It's suspected that the show played no part in Matthew Perry's crippling drug addiction, you would certainly want to be ripped out of your skull if you had to listen to David Schwimmer for any longer than 2 minutes. You can almost see small pieces of his soul slipping away as he makes another "hilarious" Chandler <s>sarcastic comment</s> "joke", his place as the funny one hopefully being an ironic in-joke.

imported>Hipcrime at 22:09, 1 June 2016

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	Unbelievably, the characters spend the vast amount of their time in a coffee house. Hard to believe, given that if any normal person had to spend that amount of time with people that terrible, they would undoubtedly want to be somewhere, anywhere that sells [[alcohol]]. It's suspected that the show played no part in Matthew Perry's crippling drug addiction, you would certainly want to be ripped out of your skull if you had to listen to David Schwimmer for any longer than 2 minutes. You can almost see small pieces of his soul slipping away as he makes another "hilarious" Chandler <s>sarcastic comment</s> "joke", his place as the funny one hopefully being an ironic in-joke.		Unbelievably, the characters spend the vast amount of their time in a coffee house. Hard to believe, given that if any normal person had to spend that amount of time with people that terrible, they would undoubtedly want to be somewhere, anywhere that sells [[alcohol]]. It's suspected that the show played no part in Matthew Perry's crippling drug addiction, you would certainly want to be ripped out of your skull if you had to listen to David Schwimmer for any longer than 2 minutes. You can almost see small pieces of his soul slipping away as he makes another "hilarious" Chandler <s>sarcastic comment</s> "joke", his place as the funny one hopefully being an ironic in-joke.

	{{Q\| Basically after [[Bill Clinton\|Billy]] have gave up being free and joined the illuminatis, the world needed to forget about [[Monica Lewinsky]]. Using the [[Furluminati\|illuminatis]] supernatural powers of control they generated the show Friends and infused Monica soul into the series. They did it! All people forgot about Monica!\| Skyn53sn7}}

	== The Annoying Friend ==		== The Annoying Friend ==
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	*[[You don't have any friends]]		*[[You don't have any friends]]
	*[[Unfunny]]		*[[Unfunny]]
	*[[Illuminati\|Illuminati]]

	== External links ==		== External links ==

imported>Rulokat: /* See Also */

2016-06-01T09:36:55Z

imported>Rulokat: /* TV Show */ adding reality q

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TV Show: adding reality q

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	Unbelievably, the characters spend the vast amount of their time in a coffee house. Hard to believe, given that if any normal person had to spend that amount of time with people that terrible, they would undoubtedly want to be somewhere, anywhere that sells [[alcohol]]. It's suspected that the show played no part in Matthew Perry's crippling drug addiction, you would certainly want to be ripped out of your skull if you had to listen to David Schwimmer for any longer than 2 minutes. You can almost see small pieces of his soul slipping away as he makes another "hilarious" Chandler <s>sarcastic comment</s> "joke", his place as the funny one hopefully being an ironic in-joke.		Unbelievably, the characters spend the vast amount of their time in a coffee house. Hard to believe, given that if any normal person had to spend that amount of time with people that terrible, they would undoubtedly want to be somewhere, anywhere that sells [[alcohol]]. It's suspected that the show played no part in Matthew Perry's crippling drug addiction, you would certainly want to be ripped out of your skull if you had to listen to David Schwimmer for any longer than 2 minutes. You can almost see small pieces of his soul slipping away as he makes another "hilarious" Chandler <s>sarcastic comment</s> "joke", his place as the funny one hopefully being an ironic in-joke.

			{{Q\| Basically after [[Bill Clinton\|Billy]] have gave up being free and joined the illuminatis, the world needed to forget about [[Monica Lewinsky]]. Using the [[Furluminati\|illuminatis]] supernatural powers of control they generated the show Friends and infused Monica soul into the series. They did it! All people forgot about Monica!\| Skyn53sn7}}

	== The Annoying Friend ==		== The Annoying Friend ==

imported>Lolyunohavgudsoftware at 04:19, 23 May 2016

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	== IRL ==		== IRL ==
	{{Quote\|Heh, heh... Thanks... You're nice. Umm... Can I ask... a question?<br> Your friends... What kind of... people are they?<br> I wonder... Do these people... think of you... as a friend? ''\|Child wearing Odolwa's mask in [[The Legend of Zelda]]: Majoras Mask}}		{{Quote\|Heh, heh... Thanks... You're nice. Umm... Can I ask... a question?<br> Your friends... What kind of... people are they?<br> I wonder... Do these people... think of you... as a friend? ''\|Child wearing Odolwa's mask in [[The Legend of Zelda]]: Majoras Mask}}
	[[Image:Nerdman I'm dying squirtle.png\|thumb\|500px\|The nerdman ~~on the~~ picture is you. The squirtle is a Pokémonisation of your friends. ~~Meme:[[I'm Dying Squirtle]]~~]]		[[Image:Nerdman I'm dying squirtle.png\|thumb\|500px\|The nerdman in [[I'm Dying Squirtle\|this picture]] is you. The squirtle is a Pokémonisation of your friends.]]
	[[Image:Fags bestfriends demotivator.jpg\|thumb\|Typical [[white people\|white]] friends.]]		[[Image:Fags bestfriends demotivator.jpg\|thumb\|Typical [[white people\|white]] friends.]]
	[[Image:Friendsjackyouoff.jpg\|thumb\|Friends will jack you off.]]		[[Image:Friendsjackyouoff.jpg\|thumb\|Friends will jack you off.]]
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	* '''The Fair-weather Friend''' Basically every friend, relative, colleague and other human being on the planet. They may come of with a pleasant demeanor, but how many are really there for you even the slightest? Here are some types of fair weather friends:		* '''The Fair-weather Friend''' Basically every friend, relative, colleague and other human being on the planet. They may come of with a pleasant demeanor, but how many are really there for you even the slightest? Here are some types of fair weather friends:
	* '''The Devil''' He just disrespects others and (eventually) [[you]] for no reason. Why be friends with someone who needlessly puts you down? It is not like he is going to be of use for you when you need him, in your hour of need.		* '''The Devil''' He just disrespects others and (eventually) [[you]] for no reason. Why be friends with someone who needlessly puts you down? It is not like he is going to be of use for you when you need him, in your hour of need.
	* '''The Individualist''' They may try to woo you but ~~in the end~~ they are only using you ~~for~~ their ~~own means~~. A true friend would in general let you tag along on all their activities.		* '''The Individualist''' They may try to woo you but ultimately they are only using you as a means to their ends. A true friend would in general let you tag along on all their activities.
	* '''The Braggart''' You don't understand the expression "To be full of yourself" untill you have met one of them. They will talk about themselves all the time and brag without caring about your feelings.		* '''The Braggart''' You don't understand the expression "To be full of yourself" untill you have met one of them. They will talk about themselves all the time and brag without caring about your feelings.
	* '''The Victim''' Like the braggart, but they will tell you how terrible they have it but not give a fuck about you.		* '''The Victim''' Like the braggart, but they will tell you how terrible they have it but not give a fuck about you.
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	*and 911		*and 911

	==See Also:==		==See Also ==
	*[[Facebook friend culling]]		*[[Facebook friend culling]]
	*[[You don't have any friends]]		*[[You don't have any friends]]
	*[http://www.soundboards.ws/sb/Friends/index.html Friends MP3 Soundboard]
	*[[Unfunny]]		*[[Unfunny]]

			== External links ==

			* [http://www.soundboards.ws/sb/Friends/index.html Friends MP3 Soundboard]


	{{Television}}		{{Television}}

	[[Category:Cliques]]		[[Category:Cliques]]

imported>XxSwagzilla9000: /* OL Friends */

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OL Friends

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	== OL Friends ==		== OL Friends ==

	Even [[OL]] most people will claim to be someone's "friend" just so they can see their goods. When people [[camwhore]], this is an excellent way to increase one's list of so-called friends. Direct communication is not a must for OL friends; only reading is. Although IRL if a friend asked you "what's up?" you'd probably just talk to them, OL you would probably ~~say~~ "[[~~rml~~]]".		Even [[OL]] most people will claim to be someone's "friend" just so they can see their goods. When people [[camwhore]], this is an excellent way to increase one's list of so-called friends. Direct communication is not a must for OL friends; only reading is. Although IRL if a friend asked you "what's up?" you'd probably just talk to them, OL you would probably tell them to stop being a fgt who is "[[trying too hard]]".

	==TV Show==		==TV Show==

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	*[[You don't have any friends]]		*[[You don't have any friends]]
	*[[Unfunny]]		*[[Unfunny]]
			*[[Not You]]

	== External links ==		== External links ==

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	*[[You don't have any friends]]		*[[You don't have any friends]]
	*[[Unfunny]]		*[[Unfunny]]
			*[[Illuminati\|Illuminati]]

	== External links ==		== External links ==