Friend Zone - Revision history

imported>Sidecar: /* The trap: */ + pic (level 99)

2018-05-15T06:40:51Z

The trap:: + pic (level 99)

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	== The trap: ==		== The trap: ==
	[[image:friendzonemotivational.jpg\|thumb\|Keep telling yourself it's better than nothing.]]		[[image:friendzonemotivational.jpg\|thumb\|Keep telling yourself it's better than nothing.]]
			[[File:Friendzone level 99.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Even Hell only has seven]]
	The trap consists of a girl feigning interest in some vulnerable beta male pussy.		The trap consists of a girl feigning interest in some vulnerable beta male pussy.

imported>AlGore: /* Why do they do it? */

2017-09-26T02:10:59Z

Why do they do it?

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	== Why do they do it? ==		== Why do they do it? ==
	Since the advent of [[feminism]], women have incorporated the concept that they are [[misogyny\|more equal]] than men in life. As such, men have grown up in an environment where women are worshiped and honored because men are so afraid of [[rape\|making a mistake]] in their opposite sex relationships. Think of it like a [[Bestiality\|dog]]/owner relationship. All women, at their core, are filthy whores. This isn't an insult, because it's [[Fact\|true]]. It's [[science]]. If someone is a male and finds himself pining over a girl because she is willing to honor his failure of an existence on this earth with an [[AIM]] message once a week asking for computer help or to borrow a few hundred bucks so that she and her boyfriend could rent a cherry picker and fuck outside his bedroom window, that person would be only too happy to provide her with said provisions, because in his delusional state of neckbearded virginity, he thinks that somehow it will lead to her loving him. In truth, that [[virgin]] is her [[slavery\|property]].		Since the advent of [[feminism]], women have incorporated the concept that they are [[misogyny\|more equal]] than men in life. As such, men have grown up in an environment where women are worshiped and honored because men are so afraid of [[rape\|making a mistake]] in their opposite sex relationships. Think of it like a [[Bestiality\|dog]]/owner relationship. All women, at their core, are filthy whores. This isn't an insult, because it's [[Fact\|true]]. It's [[science]]. If someone is a male and finds himself pining over a girl because she is willing to honor his failure of an existence on this earth with an <s>[[AIM]]</s> snapchat message once a week asking for computer help or to borrow a few hundred bucks so that she and her boyfriend could rent a cherry picker and fuck outside his bedroom window, that person would be only too happy to provide her with said provisions, because in his delusional state of neckbearded virginity, he thinks that somehow it will lead to her loving him. In truth, that [[virgin]] is her [[slavery\|property]].

	== Is there hope? ==		== Is there hope? ==

imported>LIOD: /* External links */

2017-09-25T22:42:53Z

External links

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	==External links==		==External links==

	* [http://~~www.peroxidecomics~~.com~~/escape-from-friend-zone-game~~/ '''ESCAPE FROM THE FRIEND ZONE: THE GAME''' -- Brought to You by PeroxideComics]		* [http://escapefromfriendzone.com/ '''ESCAPE FROM THE FRIEND ZONE: THE GAME''' -- Brought to You by PeroxideComics]
	* [http://www.soundclick.com/bands/default.cfm?bandID=302085&content=songinfo&songID=7802142 A song directly inspired by life in the friend zone]		* [http://www.soundclick.com/bands/default.cfm?bandID=302085&content=songinfo&songID=7802142 A song directly inspired by life in the friend zone]

imported>TommyP84 at 21:29, 29 August 2016

2016-08-29T21:29:09Z

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imported>SanctumDominus: /* Cheers to the nice guys */

2014-10-30T00:02:19Z

Cheers to the nice guys

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imported>SanctumDominus: /* Cheers to the nice guys */

2014-10-30T00:02:19Z

Cheers to the nice guys

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imported>SanctumDominus: /* Cheers to the nice guys */

2014-10-30T00:02:19Z

Cheers to the nice guys

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imported>SanctumDominus: /* Cheers to the nice guys */

2014-10-30T00:02:19Z

Cheers to the nice guys

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	==Cheers to the nice guys==		==Cheers to the nice guys==

	<center><youtube>p37_Ux1G_BI</youtube></center>~~<!-- Title: FRIENDZONE SONG~~		<center><youtube>p37_Ux1G_BI</youtube></center>

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imported>SanctumDominus: /* Cheers to the nice guys */

2014-10-30T00:00:11Z

Cheers to the nice guys

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	==Cheers to the nice guys==		==Cheers to the nice guys==

			<center><youtube>p37_Ux1G_BI</youtube></center><!-- Title: FRIENDZONE SONG

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	{{Bigpic\|Nice guys always finish last.jpg\|800\|200\|}}		{{Bigpic\|Nice guys always finish last.jpg\|800\|200\|}}

imported>SchoolFoodEnslavement at 22:26, 21 June 2014

2014-06-21T22:26:27Z

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	# Burn her house down.		# Burn her house down.
	# [[Rape]] her [[in the ass]] because she is [[asking for it]].		# [[Rape]] her [[in the ass]] because she is [[asking for it]].
	# The INSTANT you sense you might be in the Friend Zone, change your entire personality around her. Become THAT [[asshole]] that's always an insensitive jerk to other people including women, but whom people take very seriously. Even go so far as to say, to her face, "Listen, whatever you do, do NOT place me in the Friend Zone. It will piss me off badly and make me want to kill you." Even if this doesn't increase your chances, it'll spare you the [[hell\|agonizing torture of a heartbreak]].		# The INSTANT you sense you might be in the Friend Zone, change your entire personality around her. Become THAT [[asshole]] that's always an insensitive jerk to other people including women, but whom people take very seriously (this means hitting the gym, getting rid of your fedora and MLP shirt, and quit playing the "victim"). Even go so far as to say, to her face, "Listen, whatever you do, do NOT place me in the Friend Zone. It will piss me off badly and make me want to kill you." Even if this doesn't increase your chances, it'll spare you the [[hell\|agonizing torture of a heartbreak]].
	# Really, don't ever talk to her again!		# Really, don't ever talk to her again!
	# [[Murder\|Shoot her in the fucking face]], [[Necrophilia\|then rape her corpse in front of her new boyfriend]].		# [[Murder\|Shoot her in the fucking face]], [[Necrophilia\|then rape her corpse in front of her new boyfriend]].