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	*How do I [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:How 2 EDit for Dummies\|use Wiki]]?		*How do I [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:How 2 EDit for Dummies\|use Wiki]]?
	*Can you [[no\|remove this for me]]?		*Can you [[no\|remove this for me]]?
	*Where the FUCK does [[User:HedgeJew\|HedgeJew]] come from when people get banned, is he a [[ninja\|trained assassin]]?
	*What is [[MysteryBot]]?		*What is [[MysteryBot]]?
	*Why do I [[you suck\|keep getting reverted]]?		*Why do I [[you suck\|keep getting reverted]]?

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	*[[RTFM\|Find the FAQ on the sitemap.]] If you can't find it, try typing /FAQ after the domain, or opening your fucking eyes.		*[[RTFM\|Find the FAQ on the sitemap.]] If you can't find it, try typing /FAQ after the domain, or opening your fucking eyes.
	*[[Lurk]] more and see what other people are doing. It's okay, you're going to end up stealing other people's ideas and reposting mudkips anyway.		*[[Lurk]] more and see what other people are doing. It's okay, you're going to end up stealing other people's ideas and reposting mudkips anyway.
	*Ask [[your mom]]. She's been around.		*Ask [[your mom]]. She's been around. Trust us.
	*Explore the site and its various functions. Learn by doing. Most things on the Internet are intuitive enough for [[16-year-old girl\|people]] to figure out on their own.		*Explore the site and its various functions. Learn by doing. Most things on the Internet are intuitive enough for [[16-year-old girl\|people]] to figure out on their own.
	*Check the forums (if available) for a section related to user questions and issues. There's probably an existing thread out there already that covers your [[Nobody Cares\|dumbass question]]. Don't ask it again in the "Post Dick Pictures Here" section.		*Check the forums (if available) for a section related to user questions and issues. There's probably an existing thread out there already that covers your [[Nobody Cares\|dumbass question]]. Don't ask it again in the "Post Dick Pictures Here" section.

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	'''Frequently Asked Questions''', or ''FAQ'', are simply questions that are frequently asked on the Internet by [[n00bs]]. It is common knowledge that 99% of internet users don't actually ever read a website's FAQ page(s), rendering them as the Internet's equivalent to "WET PAINT" signs and labels on [[Oxycontin]] scripts that say "DO NOT CHEW OR CRUSH!". Most [[website]]s have an FAQ page full of stupid questions (and presumably stupid answers) the webmaster keeps getting asked and have given him a twist in his ball sack.		'''Frequently Asked Questions''', or ''FAQ'', are simply questions that are frequently asked on the Internet by [[n00bs]]. It is common knowledge that 99% of internet users don't actually ever read a website's FAQ page(s), rendering them as the Internet's equivalent to "WET PAINT" signs and labels on [[Oxycontin]] scripts that say "DO NOT CHEW OR CRUSH!". Most [[website]]s have an FAQ page full of stupid questions (and presumably stupid answers) the webmaster keeps getting asked and have given him a twist in his ball sack.

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	==See Also==		==See Also==
	*[[ED:FAQ]]		*[[ED:FAQ]]
	*[[erectile dysfunction\|ED]] [http://virilplant.com/erectile-dysfunction-faq.htm FAQ]		*[[erectile dysfunction\|ED]]:[http://virilplant.com/erectile-dysfunction-faq.htm FAQ]
	*[[IRC FAQ]]		*[[IRC FAQ]]

	[[Category:Communicae]][[Category:Netspeak]]		[[Category:Communicae]][[Category:Netspeak]]

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'''Frequently Asked Questions''', or ''FAQ'', are simply questions that are frequently asked on the Internet by [[n00bs]]. It is common knowledge that 99% of internet users don't actually ever read a website's FAQ page(s), rendering them as the Internet's equivalent to "WET PAINT" signs and labels on [[Oxycontin]] scripts that say "DO NOT CHEW OR CRUSH!". Most [[website]]s have an FAQ page full of stupid questions (and presumably stupid answers) the webmaster keeps getting asked and have given him a twist in his ball sack.

==Common FAQs on ED==
[[Image:Faq.jpg|thumb|right|Not to be confused with [[Fag|FAG]].]]
*Why am I [[banned]]?
*Can I [[Vandalism is pointless|remove this]]?
*What is a [[Category]]?
*How do I [[Get On IRC Fgt|get on IRC]]?
*How do I [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:How 2 EDit for Dummies|use Wiki]]?
*Can you [[no|remove this for me]]?
*Where the FUCK does [[User:HedgeJew|HedgeJew]] come from when people get banned, is he a [[ninja|trained assassin]]?
*What is [[MysteryBot]]?
*Why do I [[you suck|keep getting reverted]]?

==Avoiding Conflict==
It's common practice for new users to forego logical methods of gaining knowledge in favor of either pestering other users, or, in far more [[lol|lulzy]] and [[banhammer]]-worthy fashion, mailbombing admins for information readily available on site. To maintain your self-respect, attempt the following before bothering anyone else with your newfaggotry:
*[[RTFM|Find the FAQ on the sitemap.]] If you can't find it, try typing /FAQ after the domain, or opening your fucking eyes.
*[[Lurk]] more and see what other people are doing. It's okay, you're going to end up stealing other people's ideas and reposting mudkips anyway.
*Ask [[your mom]]. She's been around.
*Explore the site and its various functions. Learn by doing. Most things on the Internet are intuitive enough for [[16-year-old girl|people]] to figure out on their own.
*Check the forums (if available) for a section related to user questions and issues. There's probably an existing thread out there already that covers your [[Nobody Cares|dumbass question]]. Don't ask it again in the "Post Dick Pictures Here" section.
*If you really can't find the information anywhere else, then use the website's chain of command in contacting administrators. Contact the moderator before you call Bill Gates and ask him what [[The Game]] is. Your [[ED Sysops Active Duty Roster|SysOps]] will thank you.

==See Also==
*[[ED:FAQ]]
*[[erectile dysfunction|ED]] [http://virilplant.com/erectile-dysfunction-faq.htm FAQ]
*[[IRC FAQ]]

[[Category:Communicae]][[Category:Netspeak]]

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	==See Also==		==See Also==
	*[[ED:FAQ]]		*[[ED:FAQ]]
	*[[erectile dysfunction\|ED]]:[http://virilplant.com/erectile-dysfunction-faq.htm FAQ]
	*[[IRC FAQ]]		*[[IRC FAQ]]

	[[Category:Communicae]][[Category:Netspeak]]		[[Category:Communicae]][[Category:Netspeak]]