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Example sites

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	* [http://www.freewebs.com/weamstherussians/ WE AMS THE RUSSIANS] - wut		* [http://www.freewebs.com/weamstherussians/ WE AMS THE RUSSIANS] - wut
	* [http://www.freewebs.com/funking Funking] - Is die fun en uuu? .		* [http://www.freewebs.com/funking Funking] - Is die fun en uuu? .
	* [http://www.freewebs.com/kugyay Kugyay] - A ~~load of furfags~~		* [http://www.freewebs.com/kugyay Kugyay] - A cool Warriors RP

	{{Timeline\|Featured article August 12, [[2006]]\|[[Jacknstock]]\|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]\|[[Paypal]]}}		{{Timeline\|Featured article August 12, [[2006]]\|[[Jacknstock]]\|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]\|[[Paypal]]}}

	{{Sites}}		{{Sites}}

imported>SheepBot: teaching bitches how to swim

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teaching bitches how to swim

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imported>SheepBot: teaching bitches how to swim

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teaching bitches how to swim

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imported>SheepBot: teaching bitches how to swim

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teaching bitches how to swim

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teaching bitches how to swim

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	{{Timeline\|Featured article August 12, [[2006]]\|[[Jacknstock]]\|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]\|[[Paypal]]}}		{{Timeline\|Featured article August 12, [[2006]]\|[[Jacknstock]]\|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]\|[[Paypal]]}}

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imported>Gray at 23:59, 29 November 2012

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imported>LoganR93: /* What you will find on Freewebs */

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What you will find on Freewebs

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	* Links to shitty [[forum]]s		* Links to shitty [[forum]]s
	* [[Advertising]]		* [[Advertising]]
	* [[13-year-old boy\|12 year old boys]] and ~~there~~ blogs		* [[13-year-old boy\|12 year old boys]] and their blogs
	* A empty website with ads encouraging you to donate		* A empty website with ads encouraging you to donate
	* Invalid links to free games		* Invalid links to free games

imported>Unknown: Created page with " [[Noone on Freewebs can draw that well, but they certainly host it]] ''Not to be confused with Freeweb'' '''[http://www.freewebs.com ..."

2011-04-16T03:39:07Z

Created page with " thumb|[[Noone on Freewebs can draw that well, but they certainly host it]] ''Not to be confused with Freeweb'' <s>'''[http://www.freewebs.com ..."

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[[Image:Standing Proud.jpg|thumb|[[Noone]] on Freewebs can draw that well, but they certainly host it]]

''Not to be confused with [[Freeweb]]''

<s>'''[http://www.freewebs.com Freewebs]'''</s> ([http://www.webs.com now not so free])is a website that provides webhosting as well as webbuilding, [[blog]]ging and [[gay]] [[porn]] utilities, but sadly lacks any [[spellcheck]]ing features. Imagine combining [[livejournal]] with [[dreamhost]] and then taking out anything that is good about it, and you get Freewebs. Web pages hosted here tend to be made by [[n00b]]s who don't have the [[skillz]] to learn to make webpages. What this means is that most sites rival [[MySpace]] in the flashy colours and stupid crap. Also, buttrape.

Freewebs is not only [[gay]], it is also a breeding spot for [[grammar nazi|grammar nazis]], [[fat]]ties, [[furries]] and dolphin [[rape|rapists]].

Once you sign up for a Freewebs page, your inbox is automatically [[spam]]med with offers of [[penis]] enlargement, cheap sales on XXS [[condom]]s and others of the sort that is useful to the average [[faggot|freewebs user]].

== Free hosting features ==
[[Image:3c1d.jpg|frame|Save those [[money|$$$]] by hosting at Freewebs so you can have plastic surgery, just like aempirei's boyfriend]]
'''Free'''webs offers these '''free''' features for '''no cost''' (thats right, '''free''')
* Easy site builder: So that no work is required to make these useless websites
* Easy to use file uploader - [[At least 100]] times slower than using FTP, and usually requires reloading (and in some browers, re-logging in) between each file. May not work, see [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Searching|searching Encyclopædia Dramatica]]
* Photo albums: Display your collection of [[furry]] [[pornography]] for others to see
* Blog: [[Livejournal]] - [[Wikipedia:LiveJournal#Features|Features]] = Freewebs blogging service
* Site promotion: Freewebs has a forum for saying how [[cool|k3w1]] your [[shit]] website is to other [[fucktard]]ed [[lusers]]. The sites seriously get hits and positive guestbook [[comments]] even if there is no content
* Web Polls: Would you like to see me in:
*#A cheerleading outfit
*#A netball uniform
*#A [[BDSM|all-body latex]] [[fursuit]] ([[OMG]] [[oxymoron|OXYMORON]])
*#[[Nothing]]
* Web commerce - What's better than a useless website? One that sells useless [[shit]]. Web commerce lets you sell stuff or accept donations via PayPal, therefore allowing for a lot of [[camwhoring]] from the [[16-year-old girl]]s who use Freewebs.
* Web forms - Like webpolls except that it can have text boxes, etc., and sends submissions to the user's inbox. Freewebs lets a user have 30 submissions a month on a [[free]] account, which [[shemale|he/she]] definitely won't use. If someone writes a stupid article on [[ED]] about their crappy Freewebs site, use this to spam the shit out of them with [[old memes]] and [[your mom]] jokes
* Guestbook - "HI [[OMG]]" "[[OMG]] HI" "[[LOL]] [[OMG]]" "BUY FREE VIAGRA [[Penis|PENIS]] 10X SIZE !!!!"
* Unlimited bandwidth - [[Physics|Physically impossible]], not that anyone on Freewebs would need it

== Freewebs paid features ==
Not that it makes sense, but these are Freewebs features that you have to pay for:
* DNS - This is what lets you use a domain name
* Domain name - What you need to hide the fact you are hosted on a shitty webhost
* FTP - Quick way to upload; too [[1337]] for free service (all other webhosts, free or not, have this)
* [[PHP]] and [[MySQL]] - Come on, anyone who could even write a simple guestbook in php wouldn't use Freewebs, let alone pay for it
* [[Space]] - Want to store more [[camwhore|hawt photos of yourself]]? Buy more space
* Dignity - Oops, that's a mistake. You can't even buy that when you host at Freewebs

== What you will find on Freewebs ==
[[Image:Comic-1-mytuesday.jpg|thumb|400px|right|Expect to find more like this on Freewebs]]
*"OMH [[Hai2u|hI 2 U]], WELCOMe To MY WebSize That I maDe"
* [[Spam]]
* [[Porn]]
* [[16-year-old girl]]s
* [[Engrish]]-speaking dipshits
* [[Spam]]
* [[Webcomics]]
* Links to shitty [[forum]]s
* [[Advertising]]
* [[13-year-old boy|12 year old boys]] and there blogs
* A empty website with ads encouraging you to donate
* Invalid links to free games

== See also ==
* [[BLT]]
* [[Spam]]
* [[Dreamhost|Better webhosting]]
* [[Webcomic]]
* [[Idiot]]
* [[Camwhore]]
* [[hepkitten]]

== Example sites ==
* [http://www.freewebs.com/emma--source What should be done to ALL freewebs.]
* [http://www.freewebs.com/tanoshinde/ Tanoshinde] - Full of [[foshata]]s
* [http://www.freewebs.com/deadblank/ Fake Sun] - The sun is fake...
* [http://www.freewebs.com/lolicaninternetsplzfelateme/ ~*~*~HI INTERNET~*~*~] - [[My cool website|Goatse's cool website]]
* [http://www.freewebs.com/comic_kid/ Comic Kid Comics] - [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Comic_Kid_Comics&oldid=1996954717 Thinks we care]
* [http://www.freewebs.com/angelbabe_13/ Angelbabe's site] - [[16-year-old girl]] with every fucking annoying javascript thingy that [[teh internets]] has to <s>offer</s> copy and paste
* [http://www.freewebs.com/uglyfatso123/ Come anytime for a tea party wit...] - Another [[16-year-old girl]] (there are a lot of them on freewebs) with a [[fat]] [[fetish]]
* [http://www.freewebs.com/ngtremour/ NG BBS Gold Mine] - [[One]] site on Freewebs that doesn't suck, [[Newgrounds]] [[drama]] archive
* [http://www.freewebs.com/draskterleir/index.htm Cheetah's Cage] - Home of a [[furry]] [[faggot]] who rants about homosexual's rights in [[font size=5]]
* [http://www.freewebs.com/weamstherussians/ WE AMS THE RUSSIANS] - wut
* [http://www.freewebs.com/funking Funking] - Is die fun en uuu? .
* [http://www.freewebs.com/kugyay Kugyay] - A load of furfags

{{Timeline|Featured article August 12, [[2006]]|[[Jacknstock]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[Paypal]]}}

[[Category:Sites]]

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	'''Free'''webs offers these '''free''' features for '''no cost''' (thats right, '''free''')		'''Free'''webs offers these '''free''' features for '''no cost''' (thats right, '''free''')
	* Easy site builder: So that no work is required to make these useless websites		* Easy site builder: So that no work is required to make these useless websites
	* Easy to use file uploader - [[At least 100]] times slower than using FTP, and usually requires reloading (and in some browers, re-logging in) between each file. ~~May not work, see [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Searching\|searching Encyclopædia Dramatica]]~~		* Easy to use file uploader - [[At least 100]] times slower than using FTP, and usually requires reloading (and in some browers, re-logging in) between each file.
	* Photo albums: Display your collection of [[furry]] [[pornography]] for others to see		* Photo albums: Display your collection of [[furry]] [[pornography]] for others to see
	* Blog: [[Livejournal]] - [[Wikipedia:LiveJournal#Features\|Features]] = Freewebs blogging service		* Blog: [[Livejournal]] - [[Wikipedia:LiveJournal#Features\|Features]] = Freewebs blogging service
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	* [http://www.freewebs.com/tanoshinde/ Tanoshinde] - Full of [[foshata]]s		* [http://www.freewebs.com/tanoshinde/ Tanoshinde] - Full of [[foshata]]s
	* [http://www.freewebs.com/deadblank/ Fake Sun] - The sun is fake...		* [http://www.freewebs.com/deadblank/ Fake Sun] - The sun is fake...
	* [http://www.freewebs.com/lolicaninternetsplzfelateme/ ~~~HI INTERNET~~~] - ~~[[My cool website\|~~Goatse's cool website]]		* [http://www.freewebs.com/lolicaninternetsplzfelateme/ ~~~HI INTERNET~~~] - Goatse's cool website
	* [http://www.freewebs.com/comic_kid/ Comic Kid Comics] - [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Comic_Kid_Comics&oldid=1996954717 Thinks we care]		* [http://www.freewebs.com/comic_kid/ Comic Kid Comics] - [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Comic_Kid_Comics&oldid=1996954717 Thinks we care]
	* [http://www.freewebs.com/angelbabe_13/ Angelbabe's site] - [[16-year-old girl]] with every fucking annoying javascript thingy that [[teh internets]] has to <s>offer</s> copy and paste		* [http://www.freewebs.com/angelbabe_13/ Angelbabe's site] - [[16-year-old girl]] with every fucking annoying javascript thingy that [[teh internets]] has to <s>offer</s> copy and paste