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	'''Freenode''' is an [[IRC]] network [[pwned\|formerly]] run by the infamous fraud and huckster [[Rob Levin]], who is currently [[dead\|up his own ass for eternity]]. He tried to convince people to donate to "help run the IRC network", then he was pwned by a bus, tank, or some other motorized object while he was riding his moped. Just like every other major IRC network, all of Freenode's servers and [[bandwidth]] are put up by volunteers. Donations never paid for any of it; they merely went to Rob's [[unlimited disposable income\|bank account]].		'''Freenode''' is an [[IRC]] network [[pwned\|formerly]] run by the infamous fraud and huckster [[Rob Levin]], who is currently [[dead\|up his own ass for eternity]]. He tried to convince people to donate to "help run the IRC network", then he was pwned by a bus, tank, or some other motorized object while he was riding his moped. Just like every other major IRC network, all of Freenode's servers and [[bandwidth]] are put up by volunteers. Donations never paid for any of it; they merely went to Rob's [[unlimited disposable income\|bank account]].

	Despite the status of Freenode's current/former overlords, the network itself is known to be the largest collective of [[Asperger's Syndrome\|Autism]] known to man. Harboring such channels as [[Wikipedia\|#wikipedia]]and [[FreeBSD\|#freebsd]], Freenode has long been speculated as a government project to study the useless Autistic creatures in their natural environment. No actual "work" is accomplished on Freenode due to high levels of [[AIDS]]/in-drama/circle jerking amongst its permanently-logged-in chatterers.		Despite the status of Freenode's current/former overlords, the network itself is known to be the largest collective of [[Asperger's Syndrome\|Autism]] known to man. Harboring such channels as [[Wikipedia\|#wikipedia]] and [[FreeBSD\|#freebsd]], Freenode has long been speculated as a government project to study the useless Autistic creatures in their natural environment. No actual "work" is accomplished on Freenode due to high levels of [[AIDS]]/in-drama/circle jerking amongst its permanently-logged-in chatterers.

	==The Wikipedia Connection==		==The Wikipedia Connection==

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	'''Freenode''' is an [[IRC]] network [[pwned\|formerly]] run by the infamous fraud and huckster [[Rob Levin]], who is currently [[dead\|up his own ass for eternity]]. He tried to convince people to donate to "help run the IRC network", then he was pwned by a bus, tank, or some other motorized object while he was riding his moped. Just like every other major IRC network, all of Freenode's servers and [[bandwidth]] are put up by volunteers. Donations never paid for any of it; they merely went to Rob's [[unlimited disposable income\|bank account]].		'''Freenode''' is an [[IRC]] network [[pwned\|formerly]] run by the infamous fraud and huckster [[Rob Levin]], who is currently [[dead\|up his own ass for eternity]]. He tried to convince people to donate to "help run the IRC network", then he was pwned by a bus, tank, or some other motorized object while he was riding his moped. Just like every other major IRC network, all of Freenode's servers and [[bandwidth]] are put up by volunteers. Donations never paid for any of it; they merely went to Rob's [[unlimited disposable income\|bank account]].

	Despite the status of Freenode's current/former overlords, the network itself is known to be the largest collective of Autism known to man. Harboring such channels as #wikipedia and #freebsd, Freenode has long been speculated as a government project to study the useless Autistic creatures in their natural environment. No actual "work" is accomplished on Freenode due to high levels of [[~~aids~~]]/in-drama/circle jerking amongst its permanently-logged-in chatterers.		Despite the status of Freenode's current/former overlords, the network itself is known to be the largest collective of [[Asperger's Syndrome\|Autism]] known to man. Harboring such channels as [[Wikipedia\|#wikipedia]]and [[FreeBSD\|#freebsd]], Freenode has long been speculated as a government project to study the useless Autistic creatures in their natural environment. No actual "work" is accomplished on Freenode due to high levels of [[AIDS]]/in-drama/circle jerking amongst its permanently-logged-in chatterers.

	==The Wikipedia ~~connection~~==		==The Wikipedia Connection==
	Levin was so popular with the shit-eating dorkoids who run [[TOW]] (especially [[Erik Moeller]]), after Levin got run over by a truck in 2006, they preserved [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Rob_Levin his userpage] forevar and evar amen. Despite being proven to be a fucking sleazoid liar, he was [[canon\|canonized]] by the magical Wikipedians. And the original channel they had been using obsessively (now called #wikipedia-en) became ''unclosable'' and untouchable. At least 100-150 Wikipedia insiders are logged in to that channel 24/7, frantically PMing each other in their usual [[ADHD]] way, and watching every peep anyone makes publicly, to keep "undesirables" out. Plus the "official" admin channel (#wikipedia-en.admins), where dirty deeds are plotted and red-hot tire irons are rammed up the anuses of ordinary WP editors. Many times, [[David Gerard]] tried to censor the existence of #wikipedia-en.admins on any and all WMF-controlled websites, and kept on failing over and over. For some years, that Glorious Lard King [[Jdforrester]] ran the Freenode WP channels, in his usual "fuck you and die" manner. Plus, [[Ironholds]] gets a big dick-kick out of harassing and threatening people on IRC.		Levin was so popular with the shit-eating dorkoids who run [[TOW]] (especially [[Erik Moeller]]), after Levin got run over by a truck in 2006, they preserved [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Rob_Levin his userpage] forevar and evar amen. Despite being proven to be a fucking sleazoid liar, he was [[canon\|canonized]] by the magical Wikipedians. And the original channel they had been using obsessively (now called #wikipedia-en) became ''unclosable'' and untouchable. At least 100-150 Wikipedia insiders are logged in to that channel 24/7, frantically PMing each other in their usual [[ADHD]] way, and watching every peep anyone makes publicly, to keep "undesirables" out. Plus the "official" admin channel (#wikipedia-en.admins), where dirty deeds are plotted and red-hot tire irons are rammed up the anuses of ordinary WP editors. Many times, [[David Gerard]] tried to censor the existence of #wikipedia-en.admins on any and all WMF-controlled websites, and kept on failing over and over. For some years, that Glorious Lard King [[Jdforrester]] ran the Freenode WP channels, in his usual "fuck you and die" manner. Plus, [[Ironholds]] gets a big dick-kick out of harassing and threatening people on IRC.

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	Despite it being an "awful and banworthy crime" to take logs of Wikipedia channels, it happens routinely. [[GNAA]] occasionally crapflooded the WP channels and had hundreds of captures of the main WP channel on their website, but they were taken down thanks to legal threats from the WMF. [[Hipcrime]] put them on a private blog, the WMF sent him a [http://dildomail.com/ nasty letter], and he took them down again. (They are now [http://mywikibiz.com/User:Badmachine on MyWikiBiz], where the WMF clit-gobblers can't touch them because Greg Kohs hates clit-gobblers.) See [[Wikipedia IRC Bouncers]] for more.		Despite it being an "awful and banworthy crime" to take logs of Wikipedia channels, it happens routinely. [[GNAA]] occasionally crapflooded the WP channels and had hundreds of captures of the main WP channel on their website, but they were taken down thanks to legal threats from the WMF. [[Hipcrime]] put them on a private blog, the WMF sent him a [http://dildomail.com/ nasty letter], and he took them down again. (They are now [http://mywikibiz.com/User:Badmachine on MyWikiBiz], where the WMF clit-gobblers can't touch them because Greg Kohs hates clit-gobblers.) See [[Wikipedia IRC Bouncers]] for more.

	==A ~~quick summary~~==		==A Quick Summary==
	*<+faggot_oper> take social chatter to #defocus		*<+faggot_oper> take social chatter to #defocus
	*<+LoRez> stupid GNAA failure script kiddies		*<+LoRez> stupid GNAA failure script kiddies

imported>Lolyunohavgudsoftware at 09:02, 29 April 2016

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	[[Image:SlowkingmantheNeoNaziPedo.png\|thumb~~\|right~~\|[[Slowking_man]] up to his usual [[pedophilia\|tricks]].]]		[[Image:SlowkingmantheNeoNaziPedo.png\|thumb\|[[Slowking_man]] up to his usual [[pedophilia\|tricks]].]]
	[[Image:Gnaa-wikipedia-assault.jpg\|thumb~~\|right~~\|Normal operations on Freenode.]]		[[Image:Gnaa-wikipedia-assault.jpg\|thumb\|Normal operations on Freenode.]]
	[[File:Dongforce freenode.jpg\|thumb~~\|right~~\|More Freenode activity, with special ~~<nowiki>~~#1~~</nowiki>~~ oper kloeri]]		[[File:Dongforce freenode.jpg\|thumb\|More Freenode activity, with special #1 oper kloeri]]

	'''Freenode''' is an [[IRC]] network [[pwned\|formerly]] run by the infamous fraud and huckster [[Rob Levin]], who is currently [[dead\|up his own ass for eternity]]. He tried to convince people to donate to "help run the IRC network", then he was pwned by a bus, tank, or some other motorized object while he was riding his moped. Just like every other major IRC network, all of Freenode's servers and [[bandwidth]] are put up by volunteers. Donations never paid for any of it; they merely went to Rob's [[unlimited disposable income\|bank account]].		'''Freenode''' is an [[IRC]] network [[pwned\|formerly]] run by the infamous fraud and huckster [[Rob Levin]], who is currently [[dead\|up his own ass for eternity]]. He tried to convince people to donate to "help run the IRC network", then he was pwned by a bus, tank, or some other motorized object while he was riding his moped. Just like every other major IRC network, all of Freenode's servers and [[bandwidth]] are put up by volunteers. Donations never paid for any of it; they merely went to Rob's [[unlimited disposable income\|bank account]].

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	*<+jtrucks> THIS ISN'T A NETWORK FOR YOU WANNA BE HACKERS TO PLAY AROUND ON		*<+jtrucks> THIS ISN'T A NETWORK FOR YOU WANNA BE HACKERS TO PLAY AROUND ON
	*< lilo> brb bike ride		*< lilo> brb bike ride

	===[[Ironholds\|Autisimo and Flapiet]]===		===[[Ironholds\|Autisimo and Flapiet]]===
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	{{quote\|<HelenaKitty> kloeri: Are you autistic bro?		{{quote\|<HelenaKitty> kloeri: Are you autistic bro?
	<+erry> HelenaKitty, hi! how can we helP?\|Typical staff response}}		<+erry> HelenaKitty, hi! how can we helP?\|Typical staff response}}

	~~== The Fastlizard4 Captures==~~
	~~{{Main\|Freenode/Fastlizard4 captures}}~~

	==See Also==		==See Also==
	*[[Firefox XPS IRC Attack]]		* [[Freenode/Fastlizard4 captures\|The Fastlizard4 Captures]]
	*[[lilo]] - "Former" (read: in hiding) owner and founder of Freenode		* [[Firefox XPS IRC Attack]]
	*[[Good job opers]]		* [[lilo]] - "Former" (read: in hiding) owner and founder of Freenode
	*[[Kunwon1]] - a known pedophile on Freenode		* [[Good job opers]]
	*[[kloeri]] - a known autist on Freenode		* [[Kunwon1]] - a known pedophile on Freenode
			* [[kloeri]] - a known autist on Freenode

	==External Links==		==External Links==
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	* [http://web.archive.org/web/20040519133646/http://liloaid.ecce.co.uk/ Rob Levin]		* [http://web.archive.org/web/20040519133646/http://liloaid.ecce.co.uk/ Rob Levin]
	* [http://web.archive.org/web/20061030022627/http://lists.grok.org.uk/pipermail/full-disclosure/2006-June/047488.html Rob received a federal indictment in 1992] for stealing from a nonprofit organization he worked for.		* [http://web.archive.org/web/20061030022627/http://lists.grok.org.uk/pipermail/full-disclosure/2006-June/047488.html Rob received a federal indictment in 1992] for stealing from a nonprofit organization he worked for.
	~~<br>~~

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	[[Category:Communicae]]		[[Category:Communicae]]

imported>JuniusThaddeus: Long.

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	== The Fastlizard4 Captures==		== The Fastlizard4 Captures==
	Note that these are from various times in 2005, and Wikipedians will deny that any of this is a real capture.		Note that these are from various times in 2005, and Wikipedians will deny that any of this is a real capture.
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	:#$-------------------------------------------------------------------------------		:#$-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
	:-- This is the pseudo-database file for FastLizard4's quote database --		:-- This is the pseudo-database file for FastLizard4's quote database --
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	:<Shappy> snirk !a sperm Until_It_Sleeps		:<Shappy> snirk !a sperm Until_It_Sleeps
	::<snirk> Until It Sleeps's total sperm count is 0.		::<snirk> Until It Sleeps's total sperm count is 0.
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	==See Also==		==See Also==

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