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{{lj|user=freeko}} is a 40 year old [[bisexual]] [[liberal]] [[douchebag]] whose crowning achievements throughout his lifespan have been getting a job at UPS, getting a driver's licence at the age of 30, and incessantly [[whining]] on his [[LJ]] on a daily basis. He blames CBS, [[Fox News]], [[nazi]]s, [[George W Bush]], [[Ann Coulter]], [[republican]]s, and [[internet]] [[trolls]] as his excuse for never amounting to anything in his miserable life aside from being an overly emotional [[faggot|butt-pirate]] and an all around [[loser]]. He is also one of [[LJ]]'s biggest [[hypocrite]]s, constantly contradicting himself and changing his story around to look better in the eyes of other people. In due time, it was revealed that he just has a chronic case of [[Inconsistent_Personality_Disorder|IPD]].

A text-book example of an [[internet tough guy]], {{lj|user=freeko}} believes [[The_Internet_Is_Serious_Business|the internet is serious business]] and will threaten to [[in_the_ass|kick your ass]] if he can't get a good word into any argument. Be prepared to expect the aforementioned about 99% of the time since he has the IQ of an institutionalized [[retard]]. As expected of all members of the [[fag|ITG species]], he never carries out his threats and just makes [[emo|lengthy journal entries]] about how he got [[pwned]] by at least half of the [[LJ]] world [[at least 100 years ago|countless times]]. Realizing this, {{lj|user=freeko}} constantly [[emo|whines]] those who [[pwn|dis him publically]] on his LJ hoping everyone on his [[friends list]] (all his "[[friends]]" consist of [[whores]], [[retards]], [[attention whores]], and [[retarded]] [[attention whores]]) would feel sorry for him.

{{lj|user=freeko}} is also known for [[polyamory|cheating]] on his "wife" with [[transvestite]]s and for spreading [[AIDS]] throughout half of Bloomington, New York. He also has dreams of having [[sex]] with his [[dead|deceased]] father. Pictures of both of them can be found [[lemonparty|here]] and [http://www.lemonparty.org here]. 

Communities {{lj|user=freeko}} annoys on a daily basis: 
{{ljcomm|user=ohnotheydidnt}} 
{{ljcomm|user=neo_goths_suck}} 
{{ljcomm|user=polyamory}} 

Communities dedicated to {{lj|user=freeko}}: 
{{lj|user=freeko_has_hiv}} 
{{lj|user=freeko_has_hiv2}} 
{{lj|user=hahayouhaveaids}} 

Ways to troll {{lj|user=freeko}} 
A.) Tell him you were the person who hacked into his E-Bay account. 
B.) Laugh at his dyslexia. 
C.) Remind him that his father's dead. The more references you can make to [[necrophilia]], the better. 
D.) Ask him how AIDS is treating him. This will always piss him off. 
E.) Call him either [[gay]], [[emo]], and/or [[jewish]]. This one also works like a charm. 
F.) Remind him of how badly he gets pwned on the internet and [[IRL]]. This method is typically more effective if you can rub in his face certain people who have pwned him in the past, such as [[user:crimsondrowning|crimsondrowning]], [[bloodlent]], or sciucaro. The more people you can think of, the better. 
G.) When all else fails, compare him to fellow [[Inconsistent_Personality_Disorder|IPD]] sufferer/arch-nemesis [[heavenablaze]] and/or [[Fred Phelps]]. 
H.) Find a way to direct him to this page, then [http://freeko.livejournal.com/482324.html?mode=reply just sit back and watch] as he sheds some [[Butthurt|e-tears]] on his LJ. This technique is a sure-fire way to generate some [[lulz]] from this [[emo]] [[lolcow]].

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