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imported>Boudica: clean enough

2015-01-26T06:28:17Z

clean enough

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imported>Boudica: clean enough

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clean enough

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imported>Boudica: clean enough

2015-01-26T06:28:17Z

clean enough

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imported>Boudica: clean enough

2015-01-26T06:28:17Z

clean enough

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	[[File:Oldestfoxconnworker.jpeg \|thumb\| \|right\| \|200px\| Oldest (and happiest looking) foxconn worker ever discovered]]		[[File:Oldestfoxconnworker.jpeg \|thumb\| \|right\| \|200px\| Oldest (and happiest looking) foxconn worker ever discovered]]

imported>AlmaWade at 08:23, 20 October 2012

2012-10-20T08:23:45Z

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	[[File:Oldestfoxconnworker.jpeg \|thumb\| \|right\| \|200px\| Oldest (and happiest looking) foxconn worker ever discovered]]		[[File:Oldestfoxconnworker.jpeg \|thumb\| \|right\| \|200px\| Oldest (and happiest looking) foxconn worker ever discovered]]

	'''Foxconn''' is a child slave labor camp owned by [[ apple\|crapple]] and its non-existent investors. It is best known for making [[IPod \| shitty useless products]] used by brainwashed [[Hipsters]] who don't understand how to use a [[Windows\|real computer.]]		'''Foxconn''' is a child slave labor camp obviously named by [[Furfag\|furfags]], owned by [[ apple\|crapple]] and its non-existent investors. It is best known for making [[IPod \| shitty useless products]] used by brainwashed [[Hipsters]] who don't understand how to use a [[Windows\|real computer.]]

	==Child Labor==		==Child Labor==

imported>InsaneBronyGuy at 00:09, 16 October 2012

2012-10-16T00:09:51Z

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	==Relaxed Work Experience==		==Relaxed Work Experience==
	If you ask anyone who knows anything about Foxconn, they will surely tell you the great and easy, relaxed working condition kids get to work in at the "factory". Working conditions are so relaxed, so [[at least 100]] kids commit suicide every year from working hard to produce the shitty iDevices so loved by the hipster and liberal faggots who spend all their time whining about the poor working environment when them buying apples shit merely perpetuates the whole situation. Ironic right?		If you ask anyone who knows anything about Foxconn, they will surely tell you the great and easy, relaxed working condition kids get to work in at the "factory". Working conditions are so relaxed, so [[at least 100]] kids commit suicide every year from working hard to produce the shitty iDevices so loved by the hipster and liberal faggots who spend all their time whining about the poor working environment when them buying apples shit merely perpetuates the whole situation. [[No\|Ironic right?]]

	==High Quality Products==		==High Quality Products==

imported>LordCustos3: /* Child Labor */

2011-11-04T19:38:31Z

Child Labor

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	==Child Labor==		==Child Labor==
	[[File:SteveJobsNotSure.jpeg \|thumb\| \|right\| \|200px\| Umm. No. We aren't affiliated with that]]		[[File:SteveJobsNotSure.jpeg\|thumb\|\|right\|\|200px\|"Umm. No. We aren't affiliated with that"]]
	Foxconn hires [[Asian \| slanted eye children]] to do hardcore [[Prostitot\|labour]] when working at their [[brothel\|factory]]. The children that behave excellently and above average get a generous slice of gum for every 5 hours of worshiping [[goatse\|The Forbidden Apple and giving [[gay\|rectum massages]] to the Steve Jobs action figures they secretly manufacture. Even though every child that works at ~~foxconn~~ is totally [[asking for it]], some of the employees don't appreciate the fair, humane, and completely acceptable behavior ~~foxconn~~ continuously shows towards their 6 year-old employees. They usually get fired after the first or second time complaining about it.		Foxconn hires [[Asian \| slanted eye children]] to do hardcore [[Prostitot\|labour]] when working at their [[brothel\|factory]]. The children that behave excellently and above average get a generous slice of gum for every 5 hours of worshiping [[goatse\|The Forbidden Apple]] and giving [[gay\|rectum massages]] to the Steve Jobs action figures they secretly manufacture. Even though every child that works at Foxconn is totally [[asking for it]], some of the employees don't appreciate the fair, humane, and completely acceptable behavior Foxconn continuously shows towards their 6 year-old employees. They usually get fired after the first or second time complaining about it.

	~~<center>~~Average Foxconn Employee after growing too old to work at Foxconn.<br><youtube>vbS3Y-2zHtg</youtube~~><br~~></center>		{{ytplus\|Average Foxconn Employee after growing too old to work at Foxconn\|<center><youtube>vbS3Y-2zHtg</youtube></center>\|This will be your new god\|}}

	==Relaxed Work Experience==		==Relaxed Work Experience==

imported>Moscow: half assed attempt at a clean up. IMO this page is beyond help.

2011-11-04T08:18:36Z

half assed attempt at a clean up. IMO this page is beyond help.

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	[[File:Oldestfoxconnworker.jpeg \|thumb\| \|right\| \|200px\| Oldest (and happiest looking) foxconn worker ever discovered]]		[[File:Oldestfoxconnworker.jpeg \|thumb\| \|right\| \|200px\| Oldest (and happiest looking) foxconn worker ever discovered]]

	'''Foxconn''' is a child slave labor camp owned by [[ apple \| crapple]] and its non-existent investors. It is best known for making [[~~IPad~~ \| shitty useless products]] used by brainwashed [[~~Scientologists~~]] who don't understand how to use a ~~'''~~real computer.~~'''~~		'''Foxconn''' is a child slave labor camp owned by [[ apple\|crapple]] and its non-existent investors. It is best known for making [[IPod \| shitty useless products]] used by brainwashed [[Hipsters]] who don't understand how to use a [[Windows\|real computer.]]

	~~==Racism==~~
	Foxconn will only hire [[Azn]] children to work at their labor camp. Anyone who is 17 years or older or who is not [[Azn]] will get sent off with a fine. ([[Niggers]] who apply usually just get shot. But that doesn't matter because the only [[Tom_Cruise \| nigger]] that has ever been to Asia is [[Will_Smith \| Will Smith's]] son when [http://www.slantmagazine.com/film/review/the-karate-kid/4857 she was pretending to be a good actor while being recorded for the low-budget Karate Kid crap Columbia Pictures uses as an excuse for a movie])

	==Child Labor==		==Child Labor==
	[[File:SteveJobsNotSure.jpeg \|thumb\| \|right\| \|200px\| Umm. No. We aren't affiliated with that]]		[[File:SteveJobsNotSure.jpeg \|thumb\| \|right\| \|200px\| Umm. No. We aren't affiliated with that]]
			Foxconn hires [[Asian \| slanted eye children]] to do hardcore [[Prostitot\|labour]] when working at their [[brothel\|factory]]. The children that behave excellently and above average get a generous slice of gum for every 5 hours of worshiping [[goatse\|The Forbidden Apple and giving [[gay\|rectum massages]] to the Steve Jobs action figures they secretly manufacture. Even though every child that works at foxconn is totally [[asking for it]], some of the employees don't appreciate the fair, humane, and completely acceptable behavior foxconn continuously shows towards their 6 year-old employees. They usually get fired after the first or second time complaining about it.

	Even though this isn't really a bad thing, Foxconn hires [[Asian \| slanted eye children]] to do hardcore labor when working at their "''factory''". The [[Asian \| slanted eye children]] that behave excellently and above average get a generous slice of gum for every 5 hours of worshiping "The Forbidden Apple" and giving rectum massages to the Steve Jobs action figures they secretly manufacture. Even though '''every single slanted eye child that works at foxconn deserves it''', some of the employees at crapple don't appreciate the fair, humane, and completely acceptable behavior foxconn continuously shows towards their 6 year-old employees. They usually get fired after the first or second time complaining about it.		<center>Average Foxconn Employee after growing too old to work at Foxconn.<br><youtube>vbS3Y-2zHtg</youtube><br></center>

	<center>~~'''~~Average Foxconn Employee after growing too old to work at Foxconn.~~'''~~<br><youtube>vbS3Y-2zHtg</youtube><br></center>

	==Relaxed Work Experience==		==Relaxed Work Experience==
	If you ask anyone who knows anything about Foxconn, they will surely tell you the great and easy, relaxed working condition kids get to work in at the "''factory''". Working conditions are so relaxed, ~~only about '''500~~ kids commit suicide every year~~'''~~ from working ~~''barely'' at all. This is mainly due~~ to ~~Encyclopedia Dramatica being blocked on their~~ shitty ~~linux computers that '''lag like hell''' due to~~ the ~~fact they cost~~ about ~~'''2 freaking dollars''' or that they '''stole it from a nigger~~.~~'''~~		If you ask anyone who knows anything about Foxconn, they will surely tell you the great and easy, relaxed working condition kids get to work in at the "factory". Working conditions are so relaxed, so [[at least 100]] kids commit suicide every year from working hard to produce the shitty iDevices so loved by the hipster and liberal faggots who spend all their time whining about the poor working environment when them buying apples shit merely perpetuates the whole situation. Ironic right?

	==High Quality Products==		==High Quality Products==
	Foxconn is known for making the shittiest products of all time. ~~If you buy an~~ iPod ~~Touch Yourself and open~~ the ~~box~~ to ~~find a rock with a smiley face drawn on it, your not getting a refund~~ and ~~everyone will think you're crazy after trying to explain yourself. You crazy bastard. And if your damn sleep button gets jammed don't expect that to get covered on your '''non-existent warranty~~ that ~~really doesn't cover anything~~.		Foxconn is known for making the shittiest products of all time. amongst other things thy are responsible for making the [[iPod]], [[iPad]] the [[iPhone]], the iHigh voltage neural manipulator which apple use to keep the fanbois coming back and the iCoffin that Steve jobs was buried in in.

	==See Also==		==See Also==
	*[[~~Gooks]]~~		*[[Apple]]
	*[[China]]
	*[[Communism]]
	*[[Crapple]]
	*[[iPod]]		*[[iPod]]
	*[[iPad]]		*[[iPad]]
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	*[[Steve Jobs]]		*[[Steve Jobs]]

	~~{{truth}}~~
	~~{{softwarez}}~~
	{{apple}}		{{apple}}

imported>Griotchet: /* Racism */

2011-11-04T05:25:28Z

Racism

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	==Racism==		==Racism==
	Foxconn will only hire [[~~Asian~~]] children to work at their labor camp. Anyone who is 17 years or older or who is not [[~~Asian~~]] will get sent off with a fine. ([[Niggers]] who apply usually just get shot. But that doesn't matter because the only [[Tom_Cruise \| nigger]] that has ever been to Asia is [[Will_Smith \| Will Smith's]] son when [http://www.slantmagazine.com/film/review/the-karate-kid/4857 she was pretending to be a good actor while being recorded for the low-budget Karate Kid crap Columbia Pictures uses as an excuse for a movie])		Foxconn will only hire [[Azn]] children to work at their labor camp. Anyone who is 17 years or older or who is not [[Azn]] will get sent off with a fine. ([[Niggers]] who apply usually just get shot. But that doesn't matter because the only [[Tom_Cruise \| nigger]] that has ever been to Asia is [[Will_Smith \| Will Smith's]] son when [http://www.slantmagazine.com/film/review/the-karate-kid/4857 she was pretending to be a good actor while being recorded for the low-budget Karate Kid crap Columbia Pictures uses as an excuse for a movie])

	==Child Labor==		==Child Labor==

imported>Mu.ollin: Reverted edits by Tentaclemonster (talk) to last revision by Straucher

2011-11-01T02:09:45Z

Reverted edits by Tentaclemonster (talk) to last revision by Straucher

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		{{cleanup}}

		[[File:Oldestfoxconnworker.jpeg \|thumb\| \|right\| \|200px\| Oldest (and happiest looking) foxconn worker ever discovered]]

		'''Foxconn''' is a child slave labor camp owned by [[ apple \| crapple]] and its non-existent investors. It is best known for making [[IPad \| shitty useless products]] used by brainwashed [[Scientologists]] who don't understand how to use a '''real computer.'''

		==Racism==
		Foxconn will only hire [[Asian]] children to work at their labor camp. Anyone who is 17 years or older or who is not [[Asian]] will get sent off with a fine. ([[Niggers]] who apply usually just get shot. But that doesn't matter because the only [[Tom_Cruise \| nigger]] that has ever been to Asia is [[Will_Smith \| Will Smith's]] son when [http://www.slantmagazine.com/film/review/the-karate-kid/4857 she was pretending to be a good actor while being recorded for the low-budget Karate Kid crap Columbia Pictures uses as an excuse for a movie])

		==Child Labor==
		[[File:SteveJobsNotSure.jpeg \|thumb\| \|right\| \|200px\| Umm. No. We aren't affiliated with that]]

		Even though this isn't really a bad thing, Foxconn hires [[Asian \| slanted eye children]] to do hardcore labor when working at their "''factory''". The [[Asian \| slanted eye children]] that behave excellently and above average get a generous slice of gum for every 5 hours of worshiping "The Forbidden Apple" and giving rectum massages to the Steve Jobs action figures they secretly manufacture. Even though '''every single slanted eye child that works at foxconn deserves it''', some of the employees at crapple don't appreciate the fair, humane, and completely acceptable behavior foxconn continuously shows towards their 6 year-old employees. They usually get fired after the first or second time complaining about it.

		<center>'''Average Foxconn Employee after growing too old to work at Foxconn.'''<br><youtube>vbS3Y-2zHtg</youtube><br></center>

		==Relaxed Work Experience==
		If you ask anyone who knows anything about Foxconn, they will surely tell you the great and easy, relaxed working condition kids get to work in at the "''factory''". Working conditions are so relaxed, only about '''500 kids commit suicide every year''' from working ''barely'' at all. This is mainly due to Encyclopedia Dramatica being blocked on their shitty linux computers that '''lag like hell''' due to the fact they cost about '''2 freaking dollars''' or that they '''stole it from a nigger.'''

		==High Quality Products==
		Foxconn is known for making the shittiest products of all time. If you buy an iPod Touch Yourself and open the box to find a rock with a smiley face drawn on it, your not getting a refund and everyone will think you're crazy after trying to explain yourself. You crazy bastard. And if your damn sleep button gets jammed don't expect that to get covered on your '''non-existent warranty that really doesn't cover anything.

		==See Also==
		*[[Gooks]]
		*[[China]]
		*[[Communism]]
		*[[Crapple]]
		*[[iPod]]
		*[[iPad]]
		*[[iPhone]]
		*[[Steve Jobs]]

		{{truth}}
		{{softwarez}}
		{{apple}}