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	'''Forbidden''' is a certain form of the plague [[virus]] that originated on [[MySpace]]. Who knows where the [[fuck]] she came from, or why, but she's here. All that is known about her was recently declassified by the [[CIA]]. Apparently, Forbidden was created as an exercise in how to trump up mediocrity in the form of a half raccoon/half [[eating disorder#bulimia\|bulimia]] hybrid. Although the project was a success, the creation soon escaped away from them. It is known fact that she spent many years hiding in urban sewage systems, feeding on dead fetuses and stale feces to nourish her dark soul.		'''Forbidden''' is a certain form of the plague [[virus]] that originated on [[MySpace]]. Who knows where the [[fuck]] she came from, or why, but she's here. All that is known about her was recently declassified by the [[CIA]]. Apparently, Forbidden was created as an exercise in how to trump up mediocrity in the form of a half raccoon/half [[eating disorder#bulimia\|bulimia]] hybrid. Although the project was a success, the creation soon escaped away from them. It is known fact that she spent many years hiding in urban sewage systems, feeding on dead fetuses and stale feces to nourish her dark soul.

	Because of her [[dark]], mysterious past, she loves Nine inch nails. This proves that, in fact, she IS dark and mysterious. There is no denying the fact that ~~[[Nine~~ inch nails~~\|NIN]]~~ are for the darkest of the [[dark]]. And Forbidden, well, she's even more [[dark]] than you. As almost if to drive the darkness home even further, she includes some of her elegant stream of consciousness poetry on her [[Myspace]] shrine. This only shows her to be on an artistic level of [[Shakespeare]]. Clearly she has mastered the human mind.		Because of her [[dark]], mysterious past, she loves Nine inch nails. This proves that, in fact, she IS dark and mysterious. There is no denying the fact that nine-inch nails are for the darkest of the [[dark]]. And Forbidden, well, she's even more [[dark]] than you. As almost if to drive the darkness home even further, she includes some of her elegant stream of consciousness poetry on her [[Myspace]] shrine. This only shows her to be on an artistic level of [[Shakespeare]]. Clearly she has mastered the human mind.

	She is also from Orange County, [[California]]. This will be used as an excuse to allow any foreign aggression to occur in the state of California.		She is also from Orange County, [[California]]. This will be used as an excuse to allow any foreign aggression to occur in the state of California.

imported>Gray at 16:54, 28 November 2012

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	'''Forbidden''' is a certain form of the plague [[virus]] that originated on [[MySpace]]. Who knows where the [[fuck]] she came from, or why, but she's here. All that is known about her was recently declassified by the [[CIA]]. Apparently, Forbidden was created as an exercise in how to trump up mediocrity in the form of a half raccoon/half [[eating disorder#bulimia\|bulimia]] hybrid. Although the project was a success, the creation soon escaped away from them. It is known fact that she spent many years hiding in urban sewage systems, feeding on dead fetuses and stale feces to nourish her dark soul.		'''Forbidden''' is a certain form of the plague [[virus]] that originated on [[MySpace]]. Who knows where the [[fuck]] she came from, or why, but she's here. All that is known about her was recently declassified by the [[CIA]]. Apparently, Forbidden was created as an exercise in how to trump up mediocrity in the form of a half raccoon/half [[eating disorder#bulimia\|bulimia]] hybrid. Although the project was a success, the creation soon escaped away from them. It is known fact that she spent many years hiding in urban sewage systems, feeding on dead fetuses and stale feces to nourish her dark soul.

	Because of her [[dark]], mysterious past, she loves [[Nine inch nails]]. This proves that, in fact, she IS dark and mysterious. There is no denying the fact that [[Nine inch nails\|NIN]] are for the darkest of the [[dark]]. And Forbidden, well, she's even more [[dark]] than you. As almost if to drive the darkness home even further, she includes some of her elegant stream of consciousness poetry on her [[Myspace]] shrine. This only shows her to be on an artistic level of [[Shakespeare]]. Clearly she has mastered the human mind.		Because of her [[dark]], mysterious past, she loves Nine inch nails. This proves that, in fact, she IS dark and mysterious. There is no denying the fact that [[Nine inch nails\|NIN]] are for the darkest of the [[dark]]. And Forbidden, well, she's even more [[dark]] than you. As almost if to drive the darkness home even further, she includes some of her elegant stream of consciousness poetry on her [[Myspace]] shrine. This only shows her to be on an artistic level of [[Shakespeare]]. Clearly she has mastered the human mind.

	She is also from Orange County, [[California]]. This will be used as an excuse to allow any foreign aggression to occur in the state of California.		She is also from Orange County, [[California]]. This will be used as an excuse to allow any foreign aggression to occur in the state of California.

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[[Image:Forbiddenass.jpg|thumb|How you get 800000 friends by looking like this... we shall never know.]]

'''Forbidden''' is a certain form of the plague [[virus]] that originated on [[MySpace]]. Who knows where the [[fuck]] she came from, or why, but she's here. All that is known about her was recently declassified by the [[CIA]]. Apparently, Forbidden was created as an exercise in how to trump up mediocrity in the form of a half raccoon/half [[eating disorder#bulimia|bulimia]] hybrid. Although the project was a success, the creation soon escaped away from them. It is known fact that she spent many years hiding in urban sewage systems, feeding on dead fetuses and stale feces to nourish her dark soul.

Because of her [[dark]], mysterious past, she loves [[Nine inch nails]]. This proves that, in fact, she IS dark and mysterious. There is no denying the fact that [[Nine inch nails|NIN]] are for the darkest of the [[dark]]. And Forbidden, well, she's even more [[dark]] than you. As almost if to drive the darkness home even further, she includes some of her elegant stream of consciousness poetry on her [[Myspace]] shrine. This only shows her to be on an artistic level of [[Shakespeare]]. Clearly she has mastered the human mind.

She is also from Orange County, [[California]]. This will be used as an excuse to allow any foreign aggression to occur in the state of California.

In retrospect, it seems the experiment worked. Roughly 800,000 men riding [[The Virginmobile]] drool over her daily, without realizing that if she has no makeup on, she ranks slightly above "60 miles of bad road" on the attractiveness scale. Let her be a role model to women injured in eye shadow explosions forever.

Recently forbidden was offered a shoot in [[Whore|playboy]], but was disappointed that she did not make the cover. In a recent MySpace entry, she links to an [[internets]] petition to try and get her on the cover, effectively advertising to the world what a shitty, difficult model she is. Between [[serial adding]] on MySpace and taking people to [[internet court]] for calling her a [[bitch]] on their websites, its clear that forbidden lives a full and meaningful [[life]].

It appears however that she just cannot put enough shit on her MySpace page because entering it causes your computer to lag like crazy. Just like the [[GIF ]] article on [[ED]].

=== Theories on the spread of her fame===
Scientists have attempted to explain her phenomenon, but most walked away after the first hour, proclaiming "holy shit, we're all so goddamned stupid." Nonetheless, she is living proof that if you suck enough [[California|Orange County]] [[metrosexual]] dick, you too can be in Playboy.

=== External links===

[http://www.jasonrivera.com/viewarticle.php?art_id=502 Another anti-forbidden article, complete with censored pics because her "agent" threatened legal action]

[http://www.tehinter.net/articles/debauchery/forbidden.shtml An informative article on Forbidden]

[http://myspace.com/forbidden The whore herself]

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