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	[[File:Longrat - flower.jpg\|thumb\|Flower]]		[[File:Longrat - flower.jpg\|thumb\|Flower]]
	'''Flower the Meerkat''' is the star of - well, actually, ''was'' the star of - a show called ''Meerkat Manor'', a very educational show with [[at least 100]] [[Furry\|fans]].		'''Flower the Meerkat''' is the star of - well, actually, ''was'' the star of - a show called ''Meerkat Manor'', a very educational show with [[at least 100]] [[Furry\|fans]].

	[[Last Thursday]], bricks were shat and Flower died after getting owned on the face by a cobra with [[AIDS]]. [[Furfags\|Fans of the show]] became [[butthurt]] over this, and [[YouTube]] exploded with [[over 9,000]] videos tributes of her. Even more lol-inducing, [[lolcow]] conspiracy theorists claim that the [[what\|camera crew filming the show had actually been at the place when Flower got bitten and watched as she died]]. ~~They also claim that they ensured~~ Flower's death ~~for some bullshit about advancing the drama in~~ the ~~show and other things no one cares about~~. ~~In reality, the show is filmed by placing special recording cameras in~~ the ~~desert and~~ the ~~camera crew only comes around to pick up the film~~. ~~A more likely idea is that by the time the~~ Flower ~~[[shit]]storm happened~~, ~~that~~ meerkat ~~was '''[[pwned\|already fucking dead~~]]~~'''. Of course, the fans failed to realize this and continued on with their videos anyway:~~		[[Last Thursday]], bricks were shat and Flower died after getting owned on the face by a cobra with [[AIDS]]. [[Furfags\|Fans of the show]] became [[butthurt]] over this, and [[YouTube]] exploded with [[over 9,000]] videos tributes of her. Even more lol-inducing, [[lolcow]] conspiracy theorists claim that the [[what\|camera crew filming the show had actually been at the place when Flower got bitten and watched as she died]]. [[Shit nobody cares about\|Flower's death has had a pretty dramatic impact on the gang. Rocket Dog has taken her place as the new leader of the Whiskers. Meanwhile, Flower's mate, "Zaphod" grieved for about 5 minutes before ditching the gang in search of some hot meerkat action. Nice.]]

	~~<youtube>NbW2KGnh8w8</youtube>~~		They also claim that they ensured Flower's death for some bullshit about advancing the drama in the show and other things no one cares about. In reality, the show is filmed by placing special recording cameras in the desert and the camera crew only comes around to pick up the film. A more likely idea is that by the time the Flower [[shit]]storm happened, that meerkat was '''[[pwned\|already fucking dead]]'''. Of course, the fans failed to realize this and continued on with their videos anyway.

	~~<youtube>LlXYBVdYsqo</youtube>~~

	~~[[Shit nobody cares about\|~~Flower's death ~~has had a pretty dramatic impact on~~ the ~~gang~~. ~~Rocket Dog has taken her place as~~ the ~~new leader of~~ the ~~Whiskers~~. ~~Meanwhile~~, ~~Flower~~'~~s mate~~, ~~"Zaphod" grieved for about 5 minutes before ditching~~ the ~~gang in search of some hot meerkat action~~. ~~Nice.]]~~

	==Steps to troll the fans==		==Steps to troll the fans==
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	== Gallery ==		== Gallery ==
			<center>{{videoframe\|BOTDFvids\|background-color: white;\|font-weight: bold;
			\|<youtube>NbW2KGnh8w8</youtube>
			\|<youtube>LlXYBVdYsqo</youtube>}}</center>

	<gallery>		<center><gallery>
	Image: Cobrakillsflower1.jpg\|The Snake		Image: Cobrakillsflower1.jpg\|The Snake
	Image: Bitchesdontknowcobra.jpg\|Moar lulz		Image: Bitchesdontknowcobra.jpg\|Moar lulz
	Image:Happysnake.jpg\|Snake community is pleased.		Image:Happysnake.jpg\|Snake community is pleased.
	Image:Shoopdavemons.gif\|The incident		Image:Shoopdavemons.gif\|The incident
	</gallery>		</gallery></center>

	==See Also==		==See Also==
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	*[http://community.livejournal.com/meerkatmanor/ An LJ community ripe for trolling]		*[http://community.livejournal.com/meerkatmanor/ An LJ community ripe for trolling]
	[[Category:Furries]]		[[Category:Furries]]
			{{Television}}
	{{furfaggotry}}		{{furfaggotry}}
	~~{{Television}}~~

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	[[File:Longrat - flower.jpg\|thumb\|Flower]]		[[File:Longrat - flower.jpg\|thumb\|Flower]]
	'''Flower the Meerkat''' is the star of - well, actually, ''was'' the star of - a show called ''Meerkat Manor'', a very educational show with [[at least 100]] [[Furry\|fans]].		'''Flower the Meerkat''' is the star of - well, actually, ''was'' the star of - a show called ''Meerkat Manor'', a very educational show with [[at least 100]] [[Furry\|fans]].
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	*[http://community.discovery.com/eve/forums/a/cfrm/f/2921965038 Official forums for the show]		*[http://community.discovery.com/eve/forums/a/cfrm/f/2921965038 Official forums for the show]
	*[http://community.livejournal.com/meerkatmanor/ An LJ community ripe for trolling]		*[http://community.livejournal.com/meerkatmanor/ An LJ community ripe for trolling]

	~~[[Category:TV Shows]]~~
	[[Category:Furries]]		[[Category:Furries]]

	{{furfaggotry}}		{{furfaggotry}}
	{{TV}}		{{Television}}

imported>Cleveland Bay II - Return Of Cleveland Bay: /* See Also */

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	==Steps to troll the fans==		==Steps to troll the fans==
	[[Image:Butthurt_meerfag.PNG\|thumb\|right\|Trolling meerkat fans is a piece of cake. They're among the most butthurt in the furry community]]		[[Image:Butthurt_meerfag.PNG\|thumb\|right\|Trolling meerkat fans is a piece of cake. They're among the most butthurt in the furry community]]
	#Remind the fans that Flower is "just a rat".		#Remind the fans that Flower is "just a [[rat]]".
	#[[Impossible\|Tell them to get lives.]]		#[[Impossible\|Tell them to get lives.]]
	#Lol at the fact that she got OWNED by that cobra.		#Lol at the fact that she got OWNED by that cobra.

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[[File:Longrat - flower.jpg|thumb|Flower]]
'''Flower the Meerkat''' is the star of - well, actually, ''was'' the star of - a show called ''Meerkat Manor'', a very educational show with [[at least 100]] [[Furry|fans]].

[[Last Thursday]], bricks were shat and Flower died after getting owned on the face by a cobra with [[AIDS]]. [[Furfags|Fans of the show]] became [[butthurt]] over this, and [[YouTube]] exploded with [[over 9,000]] videos tributes of her. Even more lol-inducing, [[lolcow]] conspiracy theorists claim that the [[what|camera crew filming the show had actually been at the place when Flower got bitten and watched as she died]]. They also claim that they ensured Flower's death for some bullshit about advancing the drama in the show and other things no one cares about. In reality, the show is filmed by placing special recording cameras in the desert and the camera crew only comes around to pick up the film. A more likely idea is that by the time the Flower [[shit]]storm happened, that meerkat was '''[[pwned|already fucking dead]]'''. Of course, the fans failed to realize this and continued on with their videos anyway:

<youtube>NbW2KGnh8w8</youtube>

<youtube>LlXYBVdYsqo</youtube>

[[Shit nobody cares about|Flower's death has had a pretty dramatic impact on the gang. Rocket Dog has taken her place as the new leader of the Whiskers. Meanwhile, Flower's mate, "Zaphod" grieved for about 5 minutes before ditching the gang in search of some hot meerkat action. Nice.]]

==Steps to troll the fans==
[[Image:Butthurt_meerfag.PNG|thumb|right|Trolling meerkat fans is a piece of cake. They're among the most butthurt in the furry community]]
#Remind the fans that Flower is "just a rat".
#[[Impossible|Tell them to get lives.]]
#Lol at the fact that she got OWNED by that cobra.
#Tell them that [[truth|no one gives a shit]].
#?????
#[[PROFIT!]]

==Lulz-Worthy Quotes==
Pulled from the comments of many JewTube videos, this is some lulz-worthy shit. Seriously, do make sure you're alone, or else people will look at you funny if you [[LOL|laugh out loud]] and think you're [[gay]].

{{quote|if hannibal dies im ganna through a party and invite all my friends|YouTube User}}

{{quote|YOU GUYZ! This show... I will never watch it again! It makes me cry!!!! I can`t belive Flower got killded by A EVIL SNAKE FROM HELL! R.I.P. flower and her family|[[An Hero]] in training.}}

{{quote|What The FUCK FLOWER DIED AND NOBODY TOLD ME!!!!!!|Luser}}

And of course, [[Atimon]] gave us moar to [[LOL]] at, but you couldn't expect any different:

{{quote|I finally got a response from the German Animal Planet Team after waiting for a reply for about a month. They've talked to the production team as well. Flower's dead. I hope you bastards enjoyed pointing the camera at Flower while she was dying! F*** you!|[[Atimon]], in the midst of living vicariously through a similar TV show.}}

==Not quite a LiveJournal tribute, but....==
Link to the official obituary--the following version has been slightly edited for [[I_did_it_for_the_lulz|maximum lulz.]]:
Flower, star of Animal Planet's popular series, ''Meerkat Manor'', is survived by loving mate Zaphod and many children including Mozart, Mitch, Buster, Suggs and Izzy. Flower leaves behind a devastated meerkat mob now without its fearless leader. From humble beginnings, she created one of the largest, most close-knit families on the Manor. Affectionately referred to as the "Kalahari Desert Rose" by those who knew her best, she was a [[Bitch|formidable leader]] and a noble mother.

:Now this is a story all about how my
:Life got flipped turned upside down
:And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
:I'll tell you how I become the Queen of a clan called Whiskers
:
:In west Kalahari born and raised
:On the sand dunes is where I spent most of my days
:Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool
:And all eatin' some scorpions outside of the school
:When a couple of guys they were up to no good
:Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
:I got in one little fight and the fans got scared
:And said, "You're gonna be the start of the clan called Whiskers."
:
:I whistled for a cab and when it came near
:The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
:If anything I could say that this cab was rare
:But I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo home to Whiskers!"
:
:I pulled up to the burrow 'bout 7 or 8
:And I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later
:Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
:To sit on my throne as the prince of Whiskers.

== Gallery ==

<gallery>
Image: Cobrakillsflower1.jpg|The Snake
Image: Bitchesdontknowcobra.jpg|Moar lulz
Image:Happysnake.jpg|Snake community is pleased.
Image:Shoopdavemons.gif|The incident
</gallery>

==See Also==
*[[Atimon]]
*[[Shit nobody cares about]]
*[[Furry]]

==Links==
*[http://community.discovery.com/eve/forums/a/cfrm/f/2921965038 Official forums for the show]
*[http://community.livejournal.com/meerkatmanor/ An LJ community ripe for trolling]

[[Category:TV Shows]]
[[Category:Furries]]

{{furfaggotry}}
{{TV}}

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