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	'''Flat-Chan''' is an attention whore/camwhore hybrid that posts her [[Tits\|itty-bitty tities]] on [[4chan\|4chan's]] /b/ image board. While posting her lack of tits, Flat-chan confuses her many admirers by never posting her face and by never posting her vagoo. This confusion leads to a general outcry from the [[\|b/\|/b/]] populace that she is a [[Trap\|"Trap" of some sort]], but this is not the case as any normal human being can plainly see it's a chick, on account of you can see parts of her beef curtains in the banner pictured [[^]] there.		'''Flat-Chan''' is an attention whore/camwhore hybrid that posts her [[Tits\|itty-bitty tities]] on [[4chan\|4chan's]] /b/ image board. While posting her lack of tits, Flat-chan confuses her many admirers by never posting her face and by never posting her vagoo. This confusion leads to a general outcry from the [[b/\|/b/]] populace that she is a [[Trap\|"Trap" of some sort]], but this is not the case as any normal human being can plainly see it's a chick, on account of you can see parts of her beef curtains in the banner pictured [[^]] there.

	{{quote\|ALTHOUGH THE TOPIC OF FLAT-CHAN'S GENDR IS GREATLY DEBATED, FOR THE PURPOSE OF THIS ARTICLE, LET'S REFFER TO FLAT-CHAN AS A 'SHE' OR IN GENDER NEUTRAL FORMS, FOR THE SAKE OF FAPPING PLEASSURE AND THE PERSUIT OF GREAT JUSTICE.\|Added by ~~[[User:Rin\|~~some moron]] who can't spell "pursuit."... or "refer"...}}		{{quote\|ALTHOUGH THE TOPIC OF FLAT-CHAN'S GENDR IS GREATLY DEBATED, FOR THE PURPOSE OF THIS ARTICLE, LET'S REFFER TO FLAT-CHAN AS A 'SHE' OR IN GENDER NEUTRAL FORMS, FOR THE SAKE OF FAPPING PLEASSURE AND THE PERSUIT OF GREAT JUSTICE.\|Added by some moron who can't spell "pursuit."... or "refer"...}}

	==History==		==History==

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	{{Notice\|'''Flatchan''' redirects here. For the [[loli]] message boards called '''Flatchan''', see [[Renchan#Flatchan (Renchan 2: Electric Boogaloo)]].''}}		{{Notice\|'''Flatchan''' redirects here. For the [[loli]] message boards called '''Flatchan''', see [[Renchan#Flatchan (Renchan 2: Electric Boogaloo)]].''}}
	~~<center>~~[[Image:Flatchantop1.jpg]]~~</center>~~		[[Image:Flatchantop1.jpg\|center]]
	'''Flat-Chan''' is an attention whore/camwhore hybrid that posts her [[Tits\|itty-bitty tities]] on [[4chan\|4chan’s]] /b/ image board. While posting her lack of tits, Flat-chan confuses her many admirers by never posting her face and by never posting her vagoo. This confusion leads to a general outcry from the [[/b/]] populace that she is a [[Trap\|“Trap” of some sort,]] but this is not the case as any normal human being can plainly see it's a chick, on account of you can see parts of her beef curtains in the banner pictured [[^]] there.
			'''Flat-Chan''' is an attention whore/camwhore hybrid that posts her [[Tits\|itty-bitty tities]] on [[4chan\|4chan’s]] /b/ image board. While posting her lack of tits, Flat-chan confuses her many admirers by never posting her face and by never posting her vagoo. This confusion leads to a general outcry from the [[\|b/\|/b/]] populace that she is a [[Trap\|“Trap” of some sort,]] but this is not the case as any normal human being can plainly see it's a chick, on account of you can see parts of her beef curtains in the banner pictured [[^]] there.

	{{quote\|ALTHOUGH THE TOPIC OF FLAT-CHAN'S GENDR IS GREATLY DEBATED, FOR THE PURPOSE OF THIS ARTICLE, LET'S REFFER TO FLAT-CHAN AS A 'SHE' OR IN GENDER NEUTRAL FORMS, FOR THE SAKE OF FAPPING PLEASSURE AND THE PERSUIT OF GREAT JUSTICE.\|Added by [[User:Rin\|some moron]] who can't spell "pursuit."... or "refer"...}}		{{quote\|ALTHOUGH THE TOPIC OF FLAT-CHAN'S GENDR IS GREATLY DEBATED, FOR THE PURPOSE OF THIS ARTICLE, LET'S REFFER TO FLAT-CHAN AS A 'SHE' OR IN GENDER NEUTRAL FORMS, FOR THE SAKE OF FAPPING PLEASSURE AND THE PERSUIT OF GREAT JUSTICE.\|Added by [[User:Rin\|some moron]] who can't spell "pursuit."... or "refer"...}}

	==History==		==History==
	[[Image:Flatchan8.jpg\|thumb~~\|175px~~\|Is this a trap? [Y/N]]]
			[[Image:Flatchan8.jpg\|thumb\|Is this a trap? [Y/N]]]

	[[Last Thursday\|Early in 2009,]] a young person who sported absolutely [[Azn\|no breasts]] at all posted a slew of images on /b/. These pictures were sexy or [[Manboobs\|horrid]] depending on your sexual bend, but one thing [[People\|everybody]] agreed upon was the fact that nobody could tell if the pictures were of a boy or girl. With /b/’s curiosity [[Clitoris\|aroused,]] a general cry for more pictures containing timestamps, and vagoo/penis were demanded. The original poster obliged for the most part, uploading images that contained close ups of his crotch covered by panties and a few time-stamped pictures. As of this writing, no actual confirmed pictures of a fully exposed penis or a vagina have been posted, but anybody with a working set of eyes can see that the genitals are that of a female's. Anyone who says otherwise is a [[faggot]].		[[Last Thursday\|Early in 2009,]] a young person who sported absolutely [[Azn\|no breasts]] at all posted a slew of images on /b/. These pictures were sexy or [[Manboobs\|horrid]] depending on your sexual bend, but one thing [[People\|everybody]] agreed upon was the fact that nobody could tell if the pictures were of a boy or girl. With /b/’s curiosity [[Clitoris\|aroused,]] a general cry for more pictures containing timestamps, and vagoo/penis were demanded. The original poster obliged for the most part, uploading images that contained close ups of his crotch covered by panties and a few time-stamped pictures. As of this writing, no actual confirmed pictures of a fully exposed penis or a vagina have been posted, but anybody with a working set of eyes can see that the genitals are that of a female's. Anyone who says otherwise is a [[faggot]].

	==Confusion==		==Confusion==
	[[Image:Flatchan11.jpg\|thumb~~\|175px~~\|One of the many pictures that lead to confusion...]]
			[[Image:Flatchan11.jpg\|thumb\|One of the many pictures that lead to confusion...]]

	{{quote\| Hmm, the toilet paper on the floor has me confused.\|Anon, speculating on Flat-chan’s surroundings in an attempt to discern their sex.}}		{{quote\| Hmm, the toilet paper on the floor has me confused.\|Anon, speculating on Flat-chan’s surroundings in an attempt to discern their sex.}}

	Because of the fact that the [[16-year-old girl\|person depicted]] in the posted pictures has a very flat chest, many people are confused as to Flat-~~chan’s~~ sexuality. When a Flat-chan [[Thread\|thread is posted,]] the usual crop of basement dwelling, booger-picking [[Idiot\|morons]] dig into the new thread with a [[Zerg Rush\|gusto]] that can only be described as a bloodthirsty pack of insane piranha descending upon a freshly wounded toddler. Amid the rabid feeding frenzy of fap, several [[Cool story bro\|interesting points]] come up throughout the conversation:		Because of the fact that the [[16-year-old girl\|person depicted]] in the posted pictures has a very flat chest, many people are confused as to Flat-chan's sexuality. When a Flat-chan [[Thread\|thread is posted]], the usual crop of basement dwelling, booger-picking [[Idiot\|morons]] dig into the new thread with a [[Zerg Rush\|gusto]] that can only be described as a bloodthirsty pack of insane piranha descending upon a freshly wounded toddler. Amid the rabid feeding frenzy of fap, several [[Cool story bro\|interesting points]] come up throughout the conversation:

	*If Flat-chan were male, why would their bathroom be so clean?		*If Flat-chan were male, why would their bathroom be so clean?
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	*OMG!!! Where did you get those stockings?!?!?		*OMG!!! Where did you get those stockings?!?!?
	*GUYS STOP IT I DONT WANT YOU TO KEEP ON HURTING ME LIKAE THIS I DONT WANT MY INFORMATION ON THE INTERNET AND INTIL YOU DELETE IT I WAILL KEEP ON HATING MY GF OK SHE TRIES REALLY HARD TO KEEP ME HAPPY BE NOT HARD ENOUGH SHES LUCKY TO HAVE SOMEONE WHO IS BETTER THAN 99.99999% OF THE POPULATION AT ALl THE MAJOR VIDEOGAMES I WISH SHE COUWLD RECOGNISE THAT AND I WILL BEAT IT INTO HER IF I HAVE TO		*GUYS STOP IT I DONT WANT YOU TO KEEP ON HURTING ME LIKAE THIS I DONT WANT MY INFORMATION ON THE INTERNET AND INTIL YOU DELETE IT I WAILL KEEP ON HATING MY GF OK SHE TRIES REALLY HARD TO KEEP ME HAPPY BE NOT HARD ENOUGH SHES LUCKY TO HAVE SOMEONE WHO IS BETTER THAN 99.99999% OF THE POPULATION AT ALl THE MAJOR VIDEOGAMES I WISH SHE COUWLD RECOGNISE THAT AND I WILL BEAT IT INTO HER IF I HAVE TO

	==Fans and Detractors==		==Fans and Detractors==

	Just like any of the other Chan’s that post on /b/, Flat-chan has his share of fans and detractors who will descend into [[Drama\|theatrics]] anytime a Flat-chan thread is started.		Just like any of the other Chan’s that post on /b/, Flat-chan has his share of fans and detractors who will descend into [[Drama\|theatrics]] anytime a Flat-chan thread is started.

	===Fan Reactions===		===Fan Reactions===

	Upon seeing such a thread, fans will snake their hands down to their gray underwear covered crotch and begin [[Masturbation\|slow fapping]] while keeping their other hand poised over their [[F5\|F5 key]] in a drooling anticipation of the next picture to be posted. This type of fan is the plain old pervert that will stroke to just about any boy posted on /b/. Other fans are right-click-saving with a wild abandon, hoping to gain the admiration of their fellow Anons by making and uploading the next Rapidshare RAR file to share. The final type of fan is the [[Pedophilia\|creep who likes little boys,]] but feels <s>guilty about it</s> fear because he might get caught. When Flat-chan posts, these [[Internet guilty\|culpable feelings]] can take a vacation due to the fact that Flat-chan is obviously female, but because of her lack of hanging breasts, looks like a boy.		Upon seeing such a thread, fans will snake their hands down to their gray underwear covered crotch and begin [[Masturbation\|slow fapping]] while keeping their other hand poised over their [[F5\|F5 key]] in a drooling anticipation of the next picture to be posted. This type of fan is the plain old pervert that will stroke to just about any boy posted on /b/. Other fans are right-click-saving with a wild abandon, hoping to gain the admiration of their fellow Anons by making and uploading the next Rapidshare RAR file to share. The final type of fan is the [[Pedophilia\|creep who likes little boys,]] but feels <s>guilty about it</s> fear because he might get caught. When Flat-chan posts, these [[Internet guilty\|culpable feelings]] can take a vacation due to the fact that Flat-chan is obviously female, but because of her lack of hanging breasts, looks like a boy.

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	==Reasons for Posting==		==Reasons for Posting==
	[[Image:Flatchan36.jpg\|thumb~~\|175px~~\|left\|One of the few pictures that shows any portion of Flat-chan's face.]]		[[Image:Flatchan36.jpg\|thumb\|left\|One of the few pictures that shows any portion of Flat-chan's face.]]
	[[Image:Flatchan65.jpg\|thumb~~\|175px~~\|The other end.]]		[[Image:Flatchan65.jpg\|thumb\|The other end.]]
	{{quote\|If I get enough repose from anon, as well as reason why I should, I will post new pictures.\|Flat-chan after a hard day.}}		{{quote\|If I get enough repose from anon, as well as reason why I should, I will post new pictures.\|Flat-chan after a hard day.}}

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	{{quote\|Been a bad week for me. I need the outlet.\|Whatever floats your boat, honey.}}		{{quote\|Been a bad week for me. I need the outlet.\|Whatever floats your boat, honey.}}

	Flat-chan takes several pictures for each of their threads and posts them out like a miser doling out pennies. He/She wants /b/tards to work for her images. This attitude feeds more into the attention whore mystique, and also creates epic threads where many little dramas will play out, to the satisfaction of drama whores, [[EDiot~~\|EDiots,~~]] and Flat-chan herself.		Flat-chan takes several pictures for each of their threads and posts them out like a miser doling out pennies. He/She wants /b/tards to work for her images. This attitude feeds more into the attention whore mystique, and also creates epic threads where many little dramas will play out, to the satisfaction of drama whores, [[EDiot]]s, and Flat-chan herself.

	{{quote\| If I get enough repose from anon, as well as reason why I should, I will post new pictures.\|Flat-chan will post more, you just have to give her (many) good reasons to do so.}}		{{quote\| If I get enough repose from anon, as well as reason why I should, I will post new pictures.\|Flat-chan will post more, you just have to give her (many) good reasons to do so.}}
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	{{cg\|'''Flat Chan Gallery'''\|fcgallery\|center\|<gallery>		{{cg\|'''Flat Chan Gallery'''\|fcgallery\|center\|<gallery>

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	==See Also==		==See Also==
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	==External Links==		==External Links==
	*[http://rs729.rapidshare.com/files/208955898/flatchan_03.13.09.rar ~~RapidShare~~ of her pictures]
	*[http://rs.4chan.org/?s=Flatchan More ~~RapidShares~~ if the first one doesn't work]		* <s>[http://rs729.rapidshare.com/files/208955898/flatchan_03.13.09.rar RapidShit of her pictures]</s>
			* <s>[http://rs.4chan.org/?s=Flatchan More RapidShit if the first one doesn't work]</s>


	{{Whores}}		{{Whores}}

	[[Category:People]]		[[Category:People]]

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