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	[[Image:DohohoBateman.JPG\|thumb\|250px\|[[Scott Bateman\|Be warned: using flash with graphics and humor this advanced will destroy your computer.]]]]		[[Image:DohohoBateman.JPG\|thumb\|250px\|[[Scott Bateman\|Be warned: using flash with graphics and humor this advanced will destroy your computer.]]]]
	[[Image:Flash.gif\|thumb\|Flash would go on to be [[dramouted]] as [[hacker]] software by internet god, [[T. Reginald Gibbons]].]]		[[Image:Flash.gif\|thumb\|Flash would go on to be [[dramouted]] as [[hacker]] software by internet god, [[T. Reginald Gibbons]].]]
	Adobe ~~'''~~Flash~~'''~~ is an alleged trojan horse computer virus designed to prevent people under 25 from ever procreating. While flash poses as that thing you need to make [[YouTube]] work, Flash is named after its ulterior motive. Flash's real goal is to make laptops run so incredibly hot that the heat generated will "flash" the users [[balls\|nuts]] with enough heat to render them sterile.		Adobe Flash is an alleged trojan horse computer virus designed to prevent people under 25 from ever procreating. While flash poses as that thing you need to make [[YouTube]] work, Flash is named after its ulterior motive. Flash's real goal is to make laptops run so incredibly hot that the heat generated will "flash" the users [[balls\|nuts]] with enough heat to render them sterile.
	[[Image:Flash_Crashed.jpg\|thumb\|250px\|[[oh noes]]! [[~~Nerd Rage~~\|Flash Crashed!!!]]]]		[[Image:Flash_Crashed.jpg\|thumb\|250px\|[[Oh_noes\|oh noes]]! [[Nerd_Rage\|Flash Crashed!!!]]]]

	Adobe Flash also enables the neckbeards of various *chan sites on the interwebs to sit around and watch loops of stupid chan memes on their /f/ boards. Most notably, 4chan's /f/ board has brought about many [[no\|great]] animations and games over the years.		Adobe Flash also enables the neckbeards of various *chan sites on the interwebs to sit around and watch loops of stupid chan memes on their /f/ boards. Most notably, 4chan's /f/ board has brought about many [[no\|great]] animations and games over the years.
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	==How to steal RTMP videos found on the internets==		==How to steal RTMP videos found on the internets==
	If you are too [[new]] to [[torrent]] videos off the interwebs, or to hide your [[furry\|porn]], it is likely that you stream videos over the web. On occasion, you may wish to download these videos. More often than not, things are are [[not ~~win~~\|straightforward]] and all you need to do to get the video is use live [http://livehttpheaders.mozdev.org/ HTTP Headers] to find the HTTP URL of the video and download it that way. However, some sites use the flash RTMP protocol to transfer the video in real time, instead of a standard buffer/download over HTTP. This is done for a number of reasons: (i) to troll, (ii) to prevent [[copypasta\|copying]] of videos and (iii) to ensure that only 10 seconds of video is ever buffered after the exact point of the video you are currently viewing to save bandwidth [[Jew gold\|costs]]. The latter is annoying because if you have a [[Australia\|slow]] internet connection that not even deleting [[system 32]] can speed up, the video keeps stopping and starting when you try to watch it and there is [[lolitrolu\|nothing you can do about it]].		If you are too [[new]] to [[torrent]] videos off the interwebs, or to hide your [[furry\|porn]], it is likely that you stream videos over the web. On occasion, you may wish to download these videos. More often than not, things are are [[not gay\|straightforward]] and all you need to do to get the video is use live [http://livehttpheaders.mozdev.org/ HTTP Headers] to find the HTTP URL of the video and download it that way. However, some sites use the flash RTMP protocol to transfer the video in real time, instead of a standard buffer/download over HTTP. This is done for a number of reasons: (i) to troll, (ii) to prevent [[copypasta\|copying]] of videos and (iii) to ensure that only 10 seconds of video is ever buffered after the exact point of the video you are currently viewing to save bandwidth [[Jew gold\|costs]]. The latter is annoying because if you have a [[Australia\|slow]] internet connection that not even deleting [[system 32]] can speed up, the video keeps stopping and starting when you try to watch it and there is [[lolitrolu\|nothing you can do about it]].


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	* This is why you have to press those annoying human verification buttons when you try to stream videos. That and additional ad revenue.		* This is why you have to press those annoying human verification buttons when you try to stream videos. That and additional ad revenue.

	/Owning Adobe and its [[shit]]ty copy protection [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Real_Time_Messaging_Protocol encrypted streaming mechanism].		/Owning Adobe and its [[shit\|shitty]] copy protection [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Real_Time_Messaging_Protocol encrypted streaming mechanism].

	==Ripoffs==		==Ripoffs==
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	===Easy Toon===		===Easy Toon===
	Easy Toon is the black person Flash. All it can do is make colorless animations that come out looking like drawings done in [[MS Paint]]. Easy Toon is mainly used by [[noobs]] that are too retarded to at least get the demo version of Flash.		Easy Toon is the black person [[Flash]]. All it can do is make colorless animations that come out looking like drawings done in [[MS Paint]]. Easy Toon is mainly used by [[noobs]] that are too retarded to at least get the demo version of [[Flash]].

	====The interface====		====The interface====
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	If [[MS Paint]] could animate, it would be Easy Toon... Except without the colors. No matter how bad it sounds, you can still make [[shit nobody cares about\|cool animations]] with it. Just look at all of the talent in these		If [[MS Paint]] could animate, it would be Easy Toon... Except without the colors. No matter how bad it sounds, you can still make [[shit nobody cares about\|cool animations]] with it. Just look at all of the talent in these
	<center>		<center>
	{{fv\|0\|\|font-weight: bold;\|<youtube>QBFk2ipsUAs</youtube>\|<youtube>zISyXisbMvU</youtube> <center> Okay, this one actually took some talent. Pity it wasn't used on Flash.</center>}}</center>		{{fv\|0\|\|font-weight: bold;\|<youtube>QBFk2ipsUAs</youtube>\|<youtube>zISyXisbMvU</youtube> <center> Okay, this one actually took some talent. Pity it wasn't used on [[Flash]].</center>}}</center>

	Basically, every Easy Toon animation is the same because they all are [[Masturbation\|stickmen beating the shit out of walls]].		Basically, every Easy Toon animation is the same because they all are [[Masturbation\|stickmen beating the shit out of walls]].
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	<youtube>ZGDo7P0VnPI</youtube>		<youtube>ZGDo7P0VnPI</youtube>

	==External ~~links~~==		==External Links==
	*[http://swfchan.com/ SWFchan] - save your /r/ (USE IT)		*[http://swfchan.com/ SWFchan] - save your /r/ (USE IT)
	*[http://www.newgrounds.com/ Jewgrounds]		*[http://www.newgrounds.com/ Jewgrounds]
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	*[https://ruffle.rs Ruffle - A way to run Flash games/animations after Adobe stops?]		*[https://ruffle.rs Ruffle - A way to run Flash games/animations after Adobe stops?]
	*[http://blog.archive.org/2020/11/19/flash-animations-live-forever-at-the-internet-archive/ "Flash Animations Live Forever At The Internet Archive"]		*[http://blog.archive.org/2020/11/19/flash-animations-live-forever-at-the-internet-archive/ "Flash Animations Live Forever At The Internet Archive"]
	[[Category:Softwarez]][[Category:Fandom Stuff]]		[[Category: Softwarez]][[Category:Fandom Stuff]]
	{{softwarez}}		{{softwarez}}
	{{chans}}		{{chans}}
	{{Timeline\|Featured article January ~~6–8~~, 2021\|[[Meme Combining]]\|~~Flash~~\|[[Thedonald.win]]}}		{{Timeline\|Featured article January 6 - 8, 2021\|[[Meme Combining]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[Thedonald.win]]}}

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	[[Image:DohohoBateman.JPG\|thumb\|250px\|[[Scott Bateman\|Be warned: using flash with graphics and humor this advanced will destroy your computer.]]]]		[[Image:DohohoBateman.JPG\|thumb\|250px\|[[Scott Bateman\|Be warned: using flash with graphics and humor this advanced will destroy your computer.]]]]
	[[Image:Flash.gif\|thumb\|Flash would go on to be [[dramouted]] as [[hacker]] software by internet god, [[T. Reginald Gibbons]].]]		[[Image:Flash.gif\|thumb\|Flash would go on to be [[dramouted]] as [[hacker]] software by internet god, [[T. Reginald Gibbons]].]]
	Adobe Flash is an alleged trojan horse computer virus designed to prevent people under 25 from ever procreating. While flash poses as that thing you need to make [[YouTube]] work, Flash is named after its ulterior motive. Flash's real goal is to make laptops run so incredibly hot that the heat generated will "flash" the users [[balls\|nuts]] with enough heat to render them sterile.		Adobe '''Flash''' is an alleged trojan horse computer virus designed to prevent people under 25 from ever procreating. While flash poses as that thing you need to make [[YouTube]] work, Flash is named after its ulterior motive. Flash's real goal is to make laptops run so incredibly hot that the heat generated will "flash" the users [[balls\|nuts]] with enough heat to render them sterile.
	[[Image:Flash_Crashed.jpg\|thumb\|250px\|[[~~Oh_noes\|~~oh noes]]! [[~~Nerd_Rage~~\|Flash Crashed!!!]]]]		[[Image:Flash_Crashed.jpg\|thumb\|250px\|[[oh noes]]! [[Nerd Rage\|Flash Crashed!!!]]]]

	Adobe Flash also enables the neckbeards of various *chan sites on the interwebs to sit around and watch loops of stupid chan memes on their /f/ boards. Most notably, 4chan's /f/ board has brought about many [[no\|great]] animations and games over the years.		Adobe Flash also enables the neckbeards of various *chan sites on the interwebs to sit around and watch loops of stupid chan memes on their /f/ boards. Most notably, 4chan's /f/ board has brought about many [[no\|great]] animations and games over the years.
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	==How to steal RTMP videos found on the internets==		==How to steal RTMP videos found on the internets==
	If you are too [[new]] to [[torrent]] videos off the interwebs, or to hide your [[furry\|porn]], it is likely that you stream videos over the web. On occasion, you may wish to download these videos. More often than not, things are are [[not ~~gay~~\|straightforward]] and all you need to do to get the video is use live [http://livehttpheaders.mozdev.org/ HTTP Headers] to find the HTTP URL of the video and download it that way. However, some sites use the flash RTMP protocol to transfer the video in real time, instead of a standard buffer/download over HTTP. This is done for a number of reasons: (i) to troll, (ii) to prevent [[copypasta\|copying]] of videos and (iii) to ensure that only 10 seconds of video is ever buffered after the exact point of the video you are currently viewing to save bandwidth [[Jew gold\|costs]]. The latter is annoying because if you have a [[Australia\|slow]] internet connection that not even deleting [[system 32]] can speed up, the video keeps stopping and starting when you try to watch it and there is [[lolitrolu\|nothing you can do about it]].		If you are too [[new]] to [[torrent]] videos off the interwebs, or to hide your [[furry\|porn]], it is likely that you stream videos over the web. On occasion, you may wish to download these videos. More often than not, things are are [[not win\|straightforward]] and all you need to do to get the video is use live [http://livehttpheaders.mozdev.org/ HTTP Headers] to find the HTTP URL of the video and download it that way. However, some sites use the flash RTMP protocol to transfer the video in real time, instead of a standard buffer/download over HTTP. This is done for a number of reasons: (i) to troll, (ii) to prevent [[copypasta\|copying]] of videos and (iii) to ensure that only 10 seconds of video is ever buffered after the exact point of the video you are currently viewing to save bandwidth [[Jew gold\|costs]]. The latter is annoying because if you have a [[Australia\|slow]] internet connection that not even deleting [[system 32]] can speed up, the video keeps stopping and starting when you try to watch it and there is [[lolitrolu\|nothing you can do about it]].


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	* This is why you have to press those annoying human verification buttons when you try to stream videos. That and additional ad revenue.		* This is why you have to press those annoying human verification buttons when you try to stream videos. That and additional ad revenue.

	/Owning Adobe and its [[shit~~\|shitty~~]] copy protection [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Real_Time_Messaging_Protocol encrypted streaming mechanism].		/Owning Adobe and its [[shit]]ty copy protection [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Real_Time_Messaging_Protocol encrypted streaming mechanism].

	==Ripoffs==		==Ripoffs==
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	===Easy Toon===		===Easy Toon===
	Easy Toon is the black person [[Flash]]. All it can do is make colorless animations that come out looking like drawings done in [[MS Paint]]. Easy Toon is mainly used by [[noobs]] that are too retarded to at least get the demo version of [[Flash]].		Easy Toon is the black person Flash. All it can do is make colorless animations that come out looking like drawings done in [[MS Paint]]. Easy Toon is mainly used by [[noobs]] that are too retarded to at least get the demo version of Flash.

	====The interface====		====The interface====
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	If [[MS Paint]] could animate, it would be Easy Toon... Except without the colors. No matter how bad it sounds, you can still make [[shit nobody cares about\|cool animations]] with it. Just look at all of the talent in these		If [[MS Paint]] could animate, it would be Easy Toon... Except without the colors. No matter how bad it sounds, you can still make [[shit nobody cares about\|cool animations]] with it. Just look at all of the talent in these
	<center>		<center>
	{{fv\|0\|\|font-weight: bold;\|<youtube>QBFk2ipsUAs</youtube>\|<youtube>zISyXisbMvU</youtube> <center> Okay, this one actually took some talent. Pity it wasn't used on [[Flash]].</center>}}</center>		{{fv\|0\|\|font-weight: bold;\|<youtube>QBFk2ipsUAs</youtube>\|<youtube>zISyXisbMvU</youtube> <center> Okay, this one actually took some talent. Pity it wasn't used on Flash.</center>}}</center>

	Basically, every Easy Toon animation is the same because they all are [[Masturbation\|stickmen beating the shit out of walls]].		Basically, every Easy Toon animation is the same because they all are [[Masturbation\|stickmen beating the shit out of walls]].
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	<youtube>ZGDo7P0VnPI</youtube>		<youtube>ZGDo7P0VnPI</youtube>

	==External ~~Links~~==		==External links==
	*[http://swfchan.com/ SWFchan] - save your /r/ (USE IT)		*[http://swfchan.com/ SWFchan] - save your /r/ (USE IT)
	*[http://www.newgrounds.com/ Jewgrounds]		*[http://www.newgrounds.com/ Jewgrounds]
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	*[https://ruffle.rs Ruffle - A way to run Flash games/animations after Adobe stops?]		*[https://ruffle.rs Ruffle - A way to run Flash games/animations after Adobe stops?]
	*[http://blog.archive.org/2020/11/19/flash-animations-live-forever-at-the-internet-archive/ "Flash Animations Live Forever At The Internet Archive"]		*[http://blog.archive.org/2020/11/19/flash-animations-live-forever-at-the-internet-archive/ "Flash Animations Live Forever At The Internet Archive"]
	[[Category: Softwarez]][[Category:Fandom Stuff]]		[[Category:Softwarez]][[Category:Fandom Stuff]]
	{{softwarez}}		{{softwarez}}
	{{chans}}		{{chans}}
	{{Timeline\|Featured article January ~~6 - 8~~, 2021\|[[Meme Combining]]\|~~{{PAGENAME}}~~\|[[Thedonald.win]]}}		{{Timeline\|Featured article January 6–8, 2021\|[[Meme Combining]]\|Flash\|[[Thedonald.win]]}}

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	Adobe Flash also enables the neckbeards of various *chan sites on the interwebs to sit around and watch loops of stupid chan memes on their /f/ boards. Most notably, 4chan's /f/ board has brought about many [[no\|great]] animations and games over the years.		Adobe Flash also enables the neckbeards of various *chan sites on the interwebs to sit around and watch loops of stupid chan memes on their /f/ boards. Most notably, 4chan's /f/ board has brought about many [[no\|great]] animations and games over the years.

	In December of [[2020]], Adobe ended support for Flash Player, thus wiping a large amount of the internetz's old games (think: 1999-2007 era) out of f usability. RIP Flash, you will totes be missed.		In December of [[2020]], Adobe ended support for Flash Player, thus wiping a large amount of the internetz's old games (think: 1999-2007 era) out of usability. RIP Flash, you will totes be missed.

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	*[http://boards.4chan.org/f/ /f/ is 4chan's flash board = EPIC]		*[http://boards.4chan.org/f/ /f/ is 4chan's flash board = EPIC]
	*[https://bluemaxima.org/flashpoint/ Flashpoint - an attempt to archive and preserve old Flash games.]		*[https://bluemaxima.org/flashpoint/ Flashpoint - an attempt to archive and preserve old Flash games.]
	*[https://ruffle.rs Ruffle - A way to run Flash games/animations after Adobe stops?		*[https://ruffle.rs Ruffle - A way to run Flash games/animations after Adobe stops?]
	*[http://blog.archive.org/2020/11/19/flash-animations-live-forever-at-the-internet-archive/ "Flash Animations Live Forever At The Internet Archive"]		*[http://blog.archive.org/2020/11/19/flash-animations-live-forever-at-the-internet-archive/ "Flash Animations Live Forever At The Internet Archive"]
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	*[http://www.newgrounds.com/ Jewgrounds]		*[http://www.newgrounds.com/ Jewgrounds]
	*[http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/ ABS]		*[http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/ ABS]
	*[http://www.theinquirer.net/inquirer/news/1592730/jobs-damns-flash Steve Jobs hæt Flash]
	*[http://www.superfundungeonrun.com/easytoon/ Easy Toon, a craptacular alternative]		*[http://www.superfundungeonrun.com/easytoon/ Easy Toon, a craptacular alternative]
	*[http://boards.4chan.org/f/ /f/ is 4chan's flash board = EPIC]		*[http://boards.4chan.org/f/ /f/ is 4chan's flash board = EPIC]
	*[https://bluemaxima.org/flashpoint/ Flashpoint - an attempt to archive and preserve old Flash games.]		*[https://bluemaxima.org/flashpoint/ Flashpoint - an attempt to archive and preserve old Flash games.]
			*[https://ruffle.rs Ruffle - A way to run Flash games/animations after Adobe stops?
	*[http://blog.archive.org/2020/11/19/flash-animations-live-forever-at-the-internet-archive/ "Flash Animations Live Forever At The Internet Archive"]		*[http://blog.archive.org/2020/11/19/flash-animations-live-forever-at-the-internet-archive/ "Flash Animations Live Forever At The Internet Archive"]
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	*[http://www.superfundungeonrun.com/easytoon/ Easy Toon, a craptacular alternative]		*[http://www.superfundungeonrun.com/easytoon/ Easy Toon, a craptacular alternative]
	*[http://boards.4chan.org/f/ /f/ is 4chan's flash board = EPIC]		*[http://boards.4chan.org/f/ /f/ is 4chan's flash board = EPIC]
	*[https://bluemaxima.org/flashpoint/ Flashpoint - an ~~attemp~~ to archive and preserve old Flash games.]		*[https://bluemaxima.org/flashpoint/ Flashpoint - an attempt to archive and preserve old Flash games.]
			*[http://blog.archive.org/2020/11/19/flash-animations-live-forever-at-the-internet-archive/ "Flash Animations Live Forever At The Internet Archive"]
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