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	== See also ==		== See also ==
			* [[BOOBIES!!]]
	* [[Ground floor]]		* [[Ground floor]]
	* [[~~BOOBIES!!~~]]		* [[Second]]

	== External Links ==		== External Links ==

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On certain [[forum]]s and at certain [[journal]]s, the "first post" is highly coveted by [[Attention Whore|attention-]][[Seaking|seeking]] [[comment whore]]s, who quickly declare their [[post]]'s status as such. This is a bannable offense at [[Something Awful]], while it is usually awarded a certain amount of [[epoints]] on [[Jameth]]'s [[LiveJournal]]. On [[Slashdot]] it is considered [[GNAA]] [[troll|trolling]] and blocked immediately.

On [[Fark]] the words "first post" are changed to "[[Boobies]]" and the timestamp is [[bump]]ed up by 12 hours. This is the only funny thing that happens on Fark.

On http://www.thesuperficial.com every single blog post is full of [[Retards|people]] trying to get the first post with the [[Win|winners]], [[Fail|losers]], and those who think first posting is stupid all cussing each other out and e-fighting over first posting.

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MaxofS2D shows us that even the french are annoyed by first comments.

[[Image:First faggot.jpg|thumb|What a typical first post looks like.]]

== See also ==
* [[Ground floor]]
* [[BOOBIES!!]]

== External Links ==
*[http://www.livejournal.com/community/blog_sociology/122329.html?thread=1877721#t1877721 The phenomena]
*[http://www.livejournal.com/users/jameth/1640490.html meta]
*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/First_post

[[Category:Internets Phenomena]]
[[Category: In Jokes]]

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imported>Unknown: Created page with " On certain forums and at certain journals, the "first post" is highly coveted by attention-seeking comment whores, who quickly declar..."