Fidget spinner - Revision history

imported>TommyP84 at 06:03, 15 December 2017

2017-12-15T06:03:24Z

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	[[Image:Fidget_Spinners_-_10.jpg\|right\|thumb\|Not even satirical.]]		[[Image:Fidget_Spinners_-_10.jpg\|right\|thumb\|Not even satirical.]]
	Since the beginning of humanity itself, there have been toys, and the toys that explode into popularity for no logical reason. The early 19th century saw the wildly successful ~~Toy~~ [[~~Trains~~]], the 1940s the deceptively simple ~~slinky~~. In recent history you may remember other trendy toys ~~like whacky wall walkers~~, charms, slap bracelets, ~~pogs~~, ~~beyblades~~, ~~yugioh~~ cards, [[~~tamagotchi~~]]s or [[Furry\|~~minion~~ plushies]]~~. But~~ none of these will ever come close to the outright bizarre viral popularity of the '''~~Fidget Spinner~~'''.		Since the beginning of humanity itself, there have been toys, and the toys that explode into popularity for no logical reason. The early 19th century saw the wildly successful toy [[trains]], the 1940s the deceptively simple Slinky. In recent history you may remember other trendy toys such as Wacky WallWalkers, charms, slap bracelets, Pogs, Beyblades, ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' cards, [[Tamagotchi]]s or [[Furry\|Minion plushies]], but none of these will ever come close to the outright bizarre viral popularity of the '''fidget spinner'''.

	The ~~Fidget Spinner~~ (a throw back to the fidget cube of [[2016\|the year before]]) was originally designed as a hand held device for children with [[autism]], [[ADHD]], [[ADD]] or any number of [[asshole\|other things starting with the letter A]] to play with in their free hand, so they could focus better in class. However, the Internet took one look at this device and decided it had a greater plan for it: Memedom. Since gaining an audience on [[Facebook]] and other social media platforms sales for the device have skyrocketed, some people owning dozens of the things. Since it is a small, handheld object that has gone viral in popularity, naturally the trend to stick them in the anus has also gone viral.<br><br>		The fidget spinner (a throw back to the fidget cube of [[2016\|the year before]]) was originally designed as a hand held device for children with [[autism]], [[ADHD]], [[ADD]] or any number of [[asshole\|other things starting with the letter A]] to play with in their free hand, so they could focus better in class. However, the Internet took one look at this device and decided it had a greater plan for it: Memedom. Since gaining an audience on [[Facebook]] and other social media platforms sales for the device have skyrocketed, some people owning dozens of the things. Since it is a small, handheld object that has gone viral in popularity, naturally the trend to stick them in the anus has also gone viral.<br><br>

	==Capitalist ~~Spin~~==		==Capitalist spin==
	[[Image:Fidget_Spinner_Career.png\|thumb\|right\|No matter how useless your job makes you feel, it could always be worse.]]		[[Image:Fidget_Spinner_Career.png\|thumb\|right\|No matter how useless your job makes you feel, it could always be worse.]]
	Like all fads there's fucktons of easy cash to be made, which has spawned thousands upon thousands of knock-offs, gimmicks, accessories and the like. From the "[[Sonic\|gotta go fast]]" crowd trying to find the fastest spin, to the [[Sparkledogs]] type that go for glowing, blinking, strobing, eye stabbing add-ons, to the [[Graphic Design\|MAKE THE LOGO BIGGER]] brigade trying to create the largest spinners possible, there's no shortage of opportunists trying to weasel their personal taint on into the mix to try and make more money.		Like all fads there's fucktons of easy cash to be made, which has spawned thousands upon thousands of knock-offs, gimmicks, accessories and the like. From the "[[Sonic\|gotta go fast]]" crowd trying to find the fastest spin, to the [[Sparkledogs]] type that go for glowing, blinking, strobing, eye stabbing add-ons, to the [[Graphic Design\|MAKE THE LOGO BIGGER]] brigade trying to create the largest spinners possible, there's no shortage of opportunists trying to weasel their personal taint on into the mix to try and make more money.

	~~Youtube~~ is another area ripe for exploitation. Simply putting the words "fidget spinner" in the title of your video can instantly increase your viewership and ensuing ad revenue.<br><br>		YouTube is another area ripe for exploitation. Simply putting the words "fidget spinner" in the title of your video can instantly increase your viewership and ensuing ad revenue.<br><br>

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	Image:Fidget_Spinners_-_Bling_-_06.jpg		Image:Fidget_Spinners_-_Bling_-_06.jpg
	Image:Fidget_Spinners_-_Bling_-_07.png\|$17,000 gold plated fidget spinner.		Image:Fidget_Spinners_-_Bling_-_07.png\|$17,000 gold plated fidget spinner.
	Image:Fidget_Spinners_-_Bling_-_Butt_Plug.jpg\|Let's call it the<br>"ass tapper".		Image:Fidget_Spinners_-_Bling_-_Butt_Plug.jpg\|Let's call it the<br>"ass tapper."
	Image:Fidget_Spinners_-_Bling_-_Trump.jpg		Image:Fidget_Spinners_-_Bling_-_Trump.jpg
	Image:Fidget_Spinners_-_Bling_-_Fuckin_Chinese_Runes_n_Shit.jpg\|Fuckin gook runes 'n shit!		Image:Fidget_Spinners_-_Bling_-_Fuckin_Chinese_Runes_n_Shit.jpg\|Fuckin gook runes 'n shit!
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	No fad would be complete without "full retard" style "[[trolling\|challenges]]" circulating about the tubes and this one's version brings a whole new definition to the phrase, "Tha'fuck you doin, nigga?!"		No fad would be complete without "full retard" style "[[trolling\|challenges]]" circulating about the tubes and this one's version brings a whole new definition to the phrase, "Tha'fuck you doin, nigga?!"

	Largely circulating about on YouTube, the "challenge" is to attach things onto your fidget spinner... because "[[~~stupidity~~\|reasons]]". And then, uh... we don't know, try not to slice your wrists open? Popularized by [[13 year old boys]], [[Neckbeard\|grown men who compulsively say "m'lady"]] and [[Jackass]] wannabes the trend involves attaching anything from thumbtacks, nail, drill bits to fucking [[emo\|RAZOR BLADES]] to the fidget spinner, using pressurized air to make it [[GOTTA GO FAST\|reach thousands of RPM]] and then [[Retard\|stop it spinning using their bare hands]] while wondering why they require stiches for the half an inch deep gash in their hand.		Largely circulating about on YouTube, the "challenge" is to attach things onto your fidget spinner... because "[[Stupidity\|reasons]]." And then, uh... we don't know, try not to slice your wrists open? Popularized by [[13-year-old boys]], [[Neckbeard\|grown men who compulsively say "m'lady"]] and [[Jackass]] wannabes the trend involves attaching anything from thumbtacks, nail, drill bits to fucking [[emo\|RAZOR BLADES]] to the fidget spinner, using pressurized air to make it [[GOTTA GO FAST\|reach thousands of RPM]] and then [[Retard\|stop it spinning using their bare hands]] while wondering why they require stiches for the half an inch deep gash in their hand.

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	==~~Youtubers And Fidget Spinners~~==		==YouTubers and fidget spinners==
	Just to advertise fidget spinners to their autistic audiences.		Just to advertise fidget spinners to their autistic audiences.

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	<youtube>2HB00BeT9hc</youtube><br>'''"Time to unbox some exotic fidget spinners from the Congo."'''}}		<youtube>2HB00BeT9hc</youtube><br>'''"Time to unbox some exotic fidget spinners from the Congo."'''}}

	==Animals ~~And Fidget Spinners~~==		==Animals and fidget spinners==
	Probably the only actual entertaining thing to come out of this fad...<br><br>		Probably the only actual entertaining thing to come out of this fad...<br><br>

	<center><youtube>GJQpORuVu6E</youtube></center><br><br>		<center><youtube>GJQpORuVu6E</youtube></center><br><br>

	==Classic ~~Fidget Spinners~~==		==Classic fidget spinners==
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	Image:Fidget_Spinners_-_Classic_-_Newtons_Cradle.jpg\|Newton's Cradle		Image:Fidget_Spinners_-_Classic_-_Newtons_Cradle.jpg\|Newton's Cradle
	Image:Fidget_Spinners_-_Classic_-_Water_Snakes.jpg\|Gel filled "Water [[Penis\|Snakes]]".		Image:Fidget_Spinners_-_Classic_-_Water_Snakes.jpg\|Gel filled "Water [[Penis\|Snakes]]."
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	==Gallery ~~Of Autism Awareness~~==		==Gallery of autism awareness==
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	Image:Fidget_Spinners_-_01.jpg		Image:Fidget_Spinners_-_01.jpg
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	==See ~~Also~~==		==See also==
	*[[Autism]]		*[[Autism]]
	*[[Plastic ~~Crap~~]]		*[[Plastic crap]]

	{{memes}}		{{memes}}

imported>Schnitzel: Reverted edits by Republic (talk) to last revision by AlGore

2017-11-25T19:59:11Z

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imported>Republic: Replaced content with "I like gab, you should too."

2017-11-25T19:39:33Z

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imported>AlGore: /* See Also */

2017-09-19T09:58:31Z

imported>CuntyFresh: /* Animals And Fidget Spinners */

2017-09-08T06:54:00Z

Animals And Fidget Spinners

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	Probably the only actual entertaining thing to come out of this fad...<br><br>		Probably the only actual entertaining thing to come out of this fad...<br><br>

	<center><youtube>~~_kajo9_BbUo~~</youtube></center><br><br>		<center><youtube>GJQpORuVu6E</youtube></center><br><br>


	==Classic Fidget Spinners==		==Classic Fidget Spinners==

imported>Mimkrys: Moved image into the correct section... I'll find a replacement for the... actually fuck it, I'm just gonna upload the video to ED later on today, fuck YT.

2017-08-05T15:16:05Z

Moved image into the correct section... I'll find a replacement for the... actually fuck it, I'm just gonna upload the video to ED later on today, fuck YT.

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	Image:Fidget_Spinners_-_Bling_-_Rainbow_Flower.jpg\|Looks like it got molested by Lisa Frank.		Image:Fidget_Spinners_-_Bling_-_Rainbow_Flower.jpg\|Looks like it got molested by Lisa Frank.
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imported>Seenit45: /* Youtubers And Fidget Spinners */

2017-08-05T08:56:21Z

Youtubers And Fidget Spinners

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	{{fv\|spinnervids\|background-color: white; margin: auto;\|font-weight: bold;\|		{{fv\|spinnervids\|background-color: white; margin: auto;\|font-weight: bold;\|
	~~<youtube>uzMSqnwmMz4</youtube><br>'''Pewds tries to become one with the fidget spinner.'''\|~~
	<youtube>Ge_22K0UTIY</youtube><br>'''11/10 best guide to do fidget spinner tricks.'''\|		<youtube>Ge_22K0UTIY</youtube><br>'''11/10 best guide to do fidget spinner tricks.'''\|
	<youtube>ci_PqoWEFik</youtube><br>'''When two memes collide.'''\|		<youtube>ci_PqoWEFik</youtube><br>'''When two memes collide.'''\|

imported>MamaYellow: Added more videos

2017-07-14T23:14:26Z

Added more videos

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			==Youtubers And Fidget Spinners==
			Just to advertise fidget spinners to their autistic audiences.

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			<youtube>uzMSqnwmMz4</youtube><br>'''Pewds tries to become one with the fidget spinner.'''\|
			<youtube>Ge_22K0UTIY</youtube><br>'''11/10 best guide to do fidget spinner tricks.'''\|
			<youtube>ci_PqoWEFik</youtube><br>'''When two memes collide.'''\|
			<youtube>2HB00BeT9hc</youtube><br>'''"Time to unbox some exotic fidget spinners from the Congo."'''}}

	==Animals And Fidget Spinners==		==Animals And Fidget Spinners==
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	<center><youtube>_kajo9_BbUo</youtube></center><br><br>		<center><youtube>_kajo9_BbUo</youtube></center><br><br>


	==Classic Fidget Spinners==		==Classic Fidget Spinners==

imported>MamaYellow: added 1 video

2017-07-14T19:25:27Z

added 1 video

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	[[Image:Fidget_Spinner_Germany.png\|thumb\|right\|Never forget the Spinocaust.]]		[[Image:Fidget_Spinner_Germany.png\|thumb\|right\|Never forget the Spinocaust.]]
	The Germans recently decided to cleanse their culture of the social impurity that is fidget spinners. Millions have been rounded up and will be sent off to be righteously incinerated like the Godless heathen vermin that they are. That and, "they come from China"... which, I guess is supposed to imply [[plastic crap\|something]], we're not quite sure. Apparently Germans hate the Chinese as much as they do Jews and fun children's toys, but we guess that kind of goes without saying. Meanwhile of course Kinder Surprise Eggs, a notorious choking hazard, are still perfectly acceptable to have in Germany! Hypocrisy... not just a fun word to say slowly and feel your lips jiggle about.		The Germans recently decided to cleanse their culture of the social impurity that is fidget spinners. Millions have been rounded up and will be sent off to be righteously incinerated like the Godless heathen vermin that they are. That and, "they come from China"... which, I guess is supposed to imply [[plastic crap\|something]], we're not quite sure. Apparently Germans hate the Chinese as much as they do Jews and fun children's toys, but we guess that kind of goes without saying. Meanwhile of course Kinder Surprise Eggs, a notorious choking hazard, are still perfectly acceptable to have in Germany! Hypocrisy... not just a fun word to say slowly and feel your lips jiggle about.

			<center><youtube>8Bh4Y-sfWIY</youtube></center><br><br>

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imported>AlGore: /* Capitalist Spin */

2017-07-13T04:28:53Z

Capitalist Spin

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	Image:Fidget_Spinners_-_Bling_-_Rainbow_Flower.jpg\|Looks like it got molested by Lisa Frank.		Image:Fidget_Spinners_-_Bling_-_Rainbow_Flower.jpg\|Looks like it got molested by Lisa Frank.
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	*[[Plastic Crap]]		*[[Plastic Crap]]

	~~{{GNA}}~~
	{{memes}}		{{memes}}
	{{Social media}}		{{Social media}}

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	~~<youtube>uzMSqnwmMz4</youtube><br>'''Pewds tries to become one with the fidget spinner.'''\|~~
	<youtube>Ge_22K0UTIY</youtube><br>'''11/10 best guide to do fidget spinner tricks.'''\|		<youtube>Ge_22K0UTIY</youtube><br>'''11/10 best guide to do fidget spinner tricks.'''\|
	<youtube>ci_PqoWEFik</youtube><br>'''When two memes collide.'''\|		<youtube>ci_PqoWEFik</youtube><br>'''When two memes collide.'''\|