FemaleGoodra - Revision history

imported>JuniusThaddeus: Kiwi Farms is back.

2017-02-11T15:55:50Z

Kiwi Farms is back.

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	==External links==		==External links==
	*[~~http~~://~~archive~~.is/~~mn5So~~ Lolcow.wiki article]		*[https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/FemaleGoodra Lolcow.wiki article]

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imported>JuniusThaddeus: Replacing dead links.

2017-02-02T14:34:37Z

Replacing dead links.

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	==External links==		==External links==
	*[~~https~~://~~lolcow~~.~~wiki~~/~~wiki/FemaleGoodra~~ Lolcow.wiki article]		*[http://archive.is/mn5So Lolcow.wiki article]

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imported>Lulbots at 17:52, 14 June 2016

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	He bellowed ''''' [[Threatening suicide\|IMMA GUNNA KEEEEEEL MUHSELF!!!]] '''''.		He bellowed ''''' [[Threatening suicide\|IMMA GUNNA KEEEEEEL MUHSELF!!!]] '''''.

	So, after [[Trolls Remorse\|softhearted]] Kiwis talked him off the notional ledge, Slugfucker promised that he would seek professional help, and he [[Delete fucking everything\|closed all his puke-green tumblr pages]] and [[Flounce\|left the Internet]] for six hours.		So after [[Trolls Remorse\|softhearted]] Kiwis talked him off the notional ledge, Slugfucker promised that he would seek professional help, and he [[Delete fucking everything\|closed all his puke-green tumblr pages]] and [[Flounce\|left the Internet]] for six hours.

	Then, mysteriously, a "new" twoll appeared, declaring that Slugfucker had [[an hero]]ed himself, and [[Sock puppet\|this new Slugfucker 2.0]] will now continue Slugfucker's crusade, posting very similar copypasta and using the same lameass style of argumentation.		Then, mysteriously, a "new" twoll appeared, declaring that Slugfucker had [[an hero]]ed himself, and [[Sock puppet\|this new Slugfucker 2.0]] will now continue Slugfucker's crusade, posting very similar copypasta and using the same lameass style of argumentation.

	Needless to say, the Kiwis were very unamused, and swore jihad.		Needless to say, the Kiwis were very unamused and swore jihad.

	==Is he for reals?==		==Is he for reals?==
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	Let me introduce you to someone who has all those traits		Let us introduce you to someone who has all those traits
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	<span class="co;[BLADOW! Suck on that Manly Purple Dinosaur];[Undeniable Proof Slugfucker is Wrong];0;test1"></span><span class="test1" style="background-color: red; color: white; padding: 5px;"><PRE>		<span class="co;[BLADOW! Suck on that Manly Purple Dinosaur];[Undeniable Proof Slugfucker is Wrong];0;test1"></span><span class="test1" style="background-color: red; color: white; padding: 5px;"><PRE>

imported>Lulbots: Fixed some of the 13 year old boy tier grammar and removed first person talking and all the unnecessary dots. This is an encyclopedia of lulz. Not your personal blog, LordCustos. Go back to school.

2016-06-14T17:44:55Z

Fixed some of the 13 year old boy tier grammar and removed first person talking and all the unnecessary dots. This is an encyclopedia of lulz. Not your personal blog, LordCustos. Go back to school.

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imported>JuniusThaddeus: Linking.

2016-06-14T14:40:30Z

Linking.

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	*[[Pokémon]]		*[[Pokémon]]
	*[[vp\|/vp/]]		*[[vp\|/vp/]]

			==External links==
			*[https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/FemaleGoodra Lolcow.wiki article]

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imported>TommyP84 at 23:01, 8 February 2016

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	See...~~.its~~ all too well choreographed.~~<br>~~		See... it's all too well choreographed.

	On the other hand, [[Nick Bate\|humans]] [[Josef Fritzl\|suck]] and he's [[Dave Cheung\|probably]] [[Luka Magnotta\|for reals]].		On the other hand, [[Nick Bate\|humans]] [[Josef Fritzl\|suck]] and he's [[Dave Cheung\|probably]] [[Luka Magnotta\|for reals]].

imported>TommyP84 at 22:56, 8 February 2016

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	Sometimes all it takes is one 'sperg with an obsession (and too much time on his hands) to bring a 4Chan board to its knees.~~<br>~~		Sometimes all it takes is one 'sperg with an obsession (and too much time on his hands) to bring a 4Chan board to its knees.
	Take user '''FemaleGoodra''' (aka ~~The~~ Slugfucker). Like so many other 'sperged out Pokétards, he had a stupid opinion and an Internet connection. So everyone was forced to put up with it. When it became obvious that nobody gave a shit, he became more insistent, until eventually his [[shitpost]]ing turned /vp/ into the all-FemaleGoodra all the time channel.~~<br>~~
			Take user '''FemaleGoodra''' (aka Slugfucker). Like so many other 'sperged out Pokétards, he had a stupid opinion and an Internet connection. So everyone was forced to put up with it. When it became obvious that nobody gave a shit, he became more insistent, until eventually his [[shitpost]]ing turned /vp/ into the all-FemaleGoodra all the time channel.

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	====Phase 3: [[Banned\|Banhammer]] of the gods====		====Phase 3: [[Banned\|Banhammer]] of the gods====
	Eventually, the mods woke up from their Hot Pockets-induced stupor and banned FemaleGoodra.~~<br>~~		Eventually, the mods woke up from their Hot Pockets-induced stupor and banned FemaleGoodra.
	Did this stop the stupid? No, of course not. FemaleGoodra started spending between $500-$1000 of real-world non-monopoly cash to build a series of microservers, VPNs and proxies....to evade a 4Chan ban....so he could keep posting arrant nonsense....about the gender of a Pokémon....that nobody gave a shit about....except him.~~<br>~~
			Did this stop the stupid? No, of course not. FemaleGoodra started spending between $500-$1000 of real-world non-monopoly cash to build a series of microservers, VPNs and proxies....to evade a 4Chan ban....so he could keep posting arrant nonsense....about the gender of a Pokémon....that nobody gave a shit about....except him.

	His insane shitposting cancer metastasized to the point that he began spending '''several hours a day''' reposting this madness outside of /vp/. So that even [[Neopets]] sites were polluted by it. Eventually, he build a vast fortress inside [[tumblr]] to wage his war against sanity.		His insane shitposting cancer metastasized to the point that he began spending '''several hours a day''' reposting this madness outside of /vp/. So that even [[Neopets]] sites were polluted by it. Eventually, he build a vast fortress inside [[tumblr]] to wage his war against sanity.

	==FemaleGoodra's psychopathology==		==FemaleGoodra's psychopathology==
	The more he posted, the more obvious it became that Slugfucker was very, very mentally ill. One day, some poor soul asked Slugfucker why he needed Goodra to be female....and the result was like discovering that underneath that thin layer of pond-scum was a septic pit five miles deep.~~<br>~~		The more he posted, the more obvious it became that Slugfucker was very, very mentally ill. One day, some poor soul asked Slugfucker why he needed Goodra to be female....and the result was like discovering that underneath that thin layer of pond-scum was a septic pit five miles deep.
	Slugfucker needed Goodra -- [[What\|who he called his Goddess]] -- to, in his own words, "[[Faggot\|~~Stick~~ her motherly antenna into his rectum]]."~~<br>~~
			Slugfucker needed Goodra -- [[What\|who he called his Goddess]] -- to, in his own words, "[[Faggot\|stick her motherly antenna into his rectum]]."

	Because it reminds me of his mother. Who he wants to be fucked by...in his ass.<br>		Because it reminds me of his mother. Who he wants to be fucked by...in his ass.<br>

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	==FemaleGoodra and the Kiwi Farms==		==FemaleGoodra and the Kiwi Farms==
	Slugfucker's stench eventually caught the attention of the Kiwi Farms, who were glad to replace [[Chris-Chan\|their worn out speed bag]] with a new one.~~<br>~~		Slugfucker's stench eventually caught the attention of the Kiwi Farms, who were glad to replace [[Chris-Chan\|their worn out speed bag]] with a new one.
	Boy Howdy did Slugfucker rise to the challenge. By which, I mean, he avoided engaging with the Farms directly, but instead Sniped and bitched and complained endlessly about individual members in the most surreal and psychotic fashion imaginable from several different ~~Tumblr~~ accounts, all of them retina-singing shades of snot green. All the while revealing a plethora of new, up til then unknown, character flaws. From the nearly endless sea of screenshots the Kiwi famrers collected, a newer, even uglier picture emerged.~~<br>~~
	The Mollusc-Molestor wasn't just a [[sick fuck]] with a hard-on for a puddle of lime ~~jello~~ from a kiddie cartoon. He was also an insane admixture of every annoying SJW smugsicle trait AND homophobic MRA racist douchebag trait simultaneously.~~<br>~~		Boy Howdy did Slugfucker rise to the challenge. By which, I mean, he avoided engaging with the Farms directly, but instead Sniped and bitched and complained endlessly about individual members in the most surreal and psychotic fashion imaginable from several different tumblr accounts, all of them retina-singing shades of snot green. All the while revealing a plethora of new, up til then unknown, character flaws. From the nearly endless sea of screenshots the Kiwi famrers collected, a newer, even uglier picture emerged.
	Weirdest of all, The Kiwi farmer who found him -- a girl named Cosmos -- was declared, by him, to be a cute shota boy who he planned on having underaged boy-on-boy shota sex with....in between frothing fits of raging at her and hurling [[Internet Tough Guy\|death threats]] at her.~~<br>~~
			The Mollusc-Molestor wasn't just a [[sick fuck]] with a hard-on for a puddle of lime Jell-O from a kiddie cartoon. He was also an insane admixture of every annoying SJW smugsicle trait AND homophobic MRA racist douchebag trait simultaneously.

			Weirdest of all, The Kiwi farmer who found him -- a girl named Cosmos -- was declared, by him, to be a cute shota boy who he planned on having underaged boy-on-boy shota sex with....in between frothing fits of raging at her and hurling [[Internet Tough Guy\|death threats]] at her.

	So, the Kiwi Farms gangbang squad took turns mocking his dumbass shtick, pointing to [[Truth\|official sources]] proving he was wrong, and tricking him into contradicting himself. He responded by password protecting his tumblr so no Kiwis could read it (which some scamp circumvented with the magic of Google Cache), yelling [[unfunny]] memes at them and even having at least one genuinely weird meltdown. A meltdown so epic that some suspected he was actually a malfunctioning weather satellite.		So, the Kiwi Farms gangbang squad took turns mocking his dumbass shtick, pointing to [[Truth\|official sources]] proving he was wrong, and tricking him into contradicting himself. He responded by password protecting his tumblr so no Kiwis could read it (which some scamp circumvented with the magic of Google Cache), yelling [[unfunny]] memes at them and even having at least one genuinely weird meltdown. A meltdown so epic that some suspected he was actually a malfunctioning weather satellite.

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	Of course his reaction to being proven wrong was the same as any tumblrite.		Of course his reaction to being proven wrong was the same as any tumblrite.

	~~<p>~~{{an hero}}{{Failsathero}}<br~~></p~~>		{{an hero}}{{Failsathero}}<br>
	He bellowed ''''' [[Threatening suicide\|IMMA GUNNA KEEEEEEL MUHSELF!!!]] '''''.~~<br>~~		He bellowed ''''' [[Threatening suicide\|IMMA GUNNA KEEEEEEL MUHSELF!!!]] '''''.
	So, after [[Trolls Remorse\|softhearted]] Kiwis talked him off the notional ledge, Slugfucker promised that he would seek professional help, and he [[Delete fucking everything\|closed all his puke-green tumblr pages]] and [[Flounce\|left the Internet]].~~<br>~~
	~~For~~ six hours.~~<br>~~		So, after [[Trolls Remorse\|softhearted]] Kiwis talked him off the notional ledge, Slugfucker promised that he would seek professional help, and he [[Delete fucking everything\|closed all his puke-green tumblr pages]] and [[Flounce\|left the Internet]]... for six hours.
	Then, mysteriously, a "new" twoll appeared, declaring that Slugfucker had [[an hero]]ed himself, and [[Sock puppet\|this new Slugfucker 2.0]] will now continue ~~Slugfuckers "~~crusade"; posting very similar copypasta and using the same lameass style of argumentation.~~<br>~~
	Needless to say, the Kiwis were very unamused, and swore ~~Jihad~~.		Then, mysteriously, a "new" twoll appeared, declaring that Slugfucker had [[an hero]]ed himself, and [[Sock puppet\|this new Slugfucker 2.0]] will now continue Slugfucker's crusade, posting very similar copypasta and using the same lameass style of argumentation.

			Needless to say, the Kiwis were very unamused, and swore jihad.

	==Is he for reals?==		==Is he for reals?==
	Nobody is 100% sure, but in a world post-[[ParkourDude91]]/Jan Rankowski, folks have to look at their lolcows with suspicion. FemaleGoodra is just so lolcowish that it can raise doubts.~~<br>~~		Nobody is 100% sure, but in a world post-[[ParkourDude91]]/Jan Rankowski, folks have to look at their lolcows with suspicion. FemaleGoodra is just so lolcowish that it can raise doubts.

	His persona is too carefully calibrated to annoy every possible faction of Internet asshattery:<br>		His persona is too carefully calibrated to annoy every possible faction of Internet asshattery:<br>

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	==Final proof that he's full of shit==		==Final proof that he's full of shit==
	Slugfuckers insists that all ~~goodras~~ are female because they have the following traits:<br>		Slugfuckers insists that all Goodras are female because they have the following traits:<br>

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	==How to troll==		==How to troll==
	Oh, Jesus. Slugfucker is the easiest mark on the Internet. "Hitting a ~~Nerve~~" is so easy, you'd be doing by accident without even trying. Doing '''anything''' even remotely close to any of these things will set him off:<br>		Oh, Jesus. Slugfucker is the easiest mark on the Internet. "Hitting a nerve" is so easy, you'd be doing by accident without even trying. Doing '''anything''' even remotely close to any of these things will set him off:<br>

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imported>TommyP84 at 22:35, 8 February 2016

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imported>LulzKiller: /* FemaleGoodra's Manifesto */ yeah we only need this image once

2016-01-24T00:15:39Z

FemaleGoodra's Manifesto: yeah we only need this image once

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	Did this stop the stupid? No, of course not. FemaleGoodra started spending between $500-$1000 dollars of real-world non-monopoly cash to build a series of microservers, VPNs and proxies....to evade a 4Chan ban....so he could keep posting arrant nonsense....about the gender of a pokemon....that nobody gave a shit about....except him.<br>		Did this stop the stupid? No, of course not. FemaleGoodra started spending between $500-$1000 dollars of real-world non-monopoly cash to build a series of microservers, VPNs and proxies....to evade a 4Chan ban....so he could keep posting arrant nonsense....about the gender of a pokemon....that nobody gave a shit about....except him.<br>
	His insane shitposting cancer metastasized to the point that he began spending '''several hours a day''' reposting this madness outside of /vp/. So that even [[Neopets]] sites were polluted by it. Eventually, he build a vast fortress inside [[tumblr]] to wage his war against sanity.		His insane shitposting cancer metastasized to the point that he began spending '''several hours a day''' reposting this madness outside of /vp/. So that even [[Neopets]] sites were polluted by it. Eventually, he build a vast fortress inside [[tumblr]] to wage his war against sanity.



	==FemaleGoodra's Psychopathology==		==FemaleGoodra's Psychopathology==

imported>VX: /* See Also */

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