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imported>Nekobit: Gab stuff and such

2023-08-10T02:27:08Z

Gab stuff and such

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Gab stuff and such

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	== The Gabbening ==		== The Gabbening ==

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			Gab.ai (not to be confused with [[jews\|Gabai]], or simply [[Gab\|'''Gab''']], is a microblogging website created by Andrew Torba specifically for the alt-right. Of course, since Torba could not just hire competent programmers to create their own social media backend, he instead sucked Alex Gleason's dick to make him a frontend for the Nazi software known as Mastodon. Lulz and laughs ensued. Everyone shit on Gab, leftists and rightoids, pedophiles and shitposters. It was a like a commemorative family event.

			Many Gabbers had no clue what federation actually was, and genuinely believed that those users were part of the Gab community. Most of them were Q boomers and couldn't operating a computer if they tried, let alone the internet.

			Of course, it was quite a simple community raid and this spawned a video of Torba seething and crying about federation. Anime, Loli, Nigger spam, etc etc, all was thrown at the Gabbers. It was probably the most lulzy thing that ever came out of the Fediverse, and that's saying a lot.

	== That one time ED joined the Fediverse ==		== That one time ED joined the Fediverse ==

	~~{{stub}}~~		[[Taking_Down_ED\|Encyclopedia Dramatica]] ran a Soapbox instance at dramatica.online, oh wait.. now it's a Pleroma instance. Oh wait, now it's down. Many such cases!

	= Twitpocalypse =		= Twitpocalypse =

imported>Nekobit at 02:05, 10 August 2023

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	The '''Fediverse''', aka '''Fedi''' or '''Mastodon''', is a shitty email clone designed for people too gay for Twitter but too autistic for Tumblr with a [[longcat\|long]] and boring history. Unlike Twitter, users are forced to host their own nodes, which can then federate with other larger, more cancerous instances, allowing for the greatest gay orgy you've ever seen.		The '''Fediverse''', aka '''Fedi''' or '''Mastodon''', is a shitty email clone designed for people too gay for Twitter but too autistic for Tumblr with a [[longcat\|long]] and boring history. Unlike Twitter, users are forced to host their own nodes, which can then federate with other larger, more cancerous instances, allowing for the greatest gay orgy you've ever seen. To simplify further, users can put multiple dicks into one single ass, then they can smear the shit from one ass and put it in another.

			After a few disgruntled Twitter users at the Fag Software Foundation found that nobody wanted to follow them or retweet them because their posts sucked balls, they all grouped together to make a shitty protocol and, in the spirit of [[Open_Source\|fossfaggotry]], blatantly copied Twitter.

	= Software =		= Software =

imported>Nekobit at 23:07, 9 August 2023

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 The '''Fediverse''', aka '''Fedi''' or '''Mastodon''', is a shitty email clone designed for people too gay for Twitter but too autistic for Tumblr with a [[longcat|long]] and boring history. Unlike Twitter, users are forced to host their own nodes, which can then federate with other larger, more cancerous instances, allowing for the greatest gay orgy you've ever seen.
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 Like all Free and Open Sores software, nobody can agree on making one large, good software. Instead, everyone is split up between 300 unique broken pieces of shit that consume all your memory and CPU and have security vulnerabilities every other week.
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 ==== [[Mastodon]] ====
 If GNU social had too many Nazis for you, then comes over to Mastodon. Mastodon is not just a software, but a large and captivating political message. It decided to bring it's own standard into the mix called Activitypub, because OStatus or whatever GNU Social used wasn't retarded enough and, again, nobody in the open sores world can agree on a single standard. It's designed to rape your CPU beyond repair to it's desire as Gargron is too busy sucking furfag cock to optimize it.
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 Pleroma carried a lot of culture over from GNU Social, with various jokes like "cum", "suya", and "benis" and basically everything a toddler would mutter. Nobody who isn't mentally retarded actually laughs at these.
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 The backend, "Rebased" has nothing of value to give for itself except for fixing some of the Pleroma shit faster and removing useless features. The frontend resembles modern Twitter aka it's shit.
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imported>MarioMario456 at 19:04, 9 August 2023

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			The '''Fediverse''', aka '''Fedi''' or '''Mastodon''', is a shitty email clone designed for people too gay for Twitter but too autistic for Tumblr with a [[longcat\|long]] and boring history. Unlike Twitter, users are forced to host their own nodes, which can then federate with other larger, more cancerous instances, allowing for the greatest gay orgy you've ever seen.
	The Fediverse, aka Fedi, or Mastodon, is a shitty email clone designed for people too gay for Twitter but too autistic for Tumblr with a [[longcat\|long]] and boring history. Unlike Twitter, users are forced to host their own nodes, which can then federate with other larger, more cancerous instances, allowing for the greatest gay orgy you've ever seen.

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	Like all Free and Open Sores software, nobody can agree on making one large, good software. Instead, everyone is split up between 300 unique broken pieces of shit that consume all your memory and CPU and have security vulnerabilities every other week.		Like all Free and Open Sores software, nobody can agree on making one large, good software. Instead, everyone is split up between 300 unique broken pieces of shit that consume all your memory and CPU and have security vulnerabilities every other week.

	==== [[~~GNU_Social\|~~GNU Social]] ====		==== [[GNU Social]] ====

	The old grandpa of fedi software. This was the first instance that really kicked the concept into the rear end. A lot of the sovl and fun also happened here, if you want to call it that. This spawned lots of (formerly) famous instances, such as freezepeach, smugloli, shitposter.club (still alive), sealion club, and a million single user instances struggling to surpass a lifespan of 2 weeks.		The old grandpa of fedi software. This was the first instance that really kicked the concept into the rear end. A lot of the sovl and fun also happened here, if you want to call it that. This spawned lots of (formerly) famous instances, such as freezepeach, smugloli, shitposter.club (still alive), sealion club, and a million single user instances struggling to surpass a lifespan of 2 weeks.

	==== [[~~Mastodon\|~~Mastodon]] ====		==== [[Mastodon]] ====

	If GNU social had too many Nazis for you, then comes over to Mastodon. Mastodon is not just a software, but a large and captivating political message. It decided to bring it's own standard into the mix called Activitypub, because OStatus or whatever GNU Social used wasn't retarded enough and, again, nobody in the open sores world can agree on a single standard. It's designed to rape your CPU beyond repair to it's desire as Gargron is too busy sucking furfag cock to optimize it.		If GNU social had too many Nazis for you, then comes over to Mastodon. Mastodon is not just a software, but a large and captivating political message. It decided to bring it's own standard into the mix called Activitypub, because OStatus or whatever GNU Social used wasn't retarded enough and, again, nobody in the open sores world can agree on a single standard. It's designed to rape your CPU beyond repair to it's desire as Gargron is too busy sucking furfag cock to optimize it.
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	It's gained quite a following ever since Elon Musk took over Twitter, with millions of users flocking to the same 2 instances because they don't know how Federation works and expect this to be another Twitter clone.		It's gained quite a following ever since Elon Musk took over Twitter, with millions of users flocking to the same 2 instances because they don't know how Federation works and expect this to be another Twitter clone.

	==== [[~~Pleroma\|~~Pleroma]] ====		==== [[Pleroma]] ====

	Pleroma was the final nail in the coffin for GNU Social, where some faggot named Lain created his own fedi software in a dogshit foreign language known as Elixir, making it impossible for outsiders without Autism to contribute. Ever since it's birth, essentially left GNU Social to rot in a pit for eternity until there were only 3 GS instances remaining. Instances like Shitposter.club and smugloli migrated to Pleroma, while the rest burned to the ashes never to be seen again.		Pleroma was the final nail in the coffin for GNU Social, where some faggot named Lain created his own fedi software in a dogshit foreign language known as Elixir, making it impossible for outsiders without Autism to contribute. Ever since it's birth, essentially left GNU Social to rot in a pit for eternity until there were only 3 GS instances remaining. Instances like Shitposter.club and smugloli migrated to Pleroma, while the rest burned to the ashes never to be seen again.
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	The backend, "Rebased" has nothing of value to give for itself except for fixing some of the Pleroma shit faster and removing useless features. The frontend resembles modern Twitter aka it's shit.		The backend, "Rebased" has nothing of value to give for itself except for fixing some of the Pleroma shit faster and removing useless features. The frontend resembles modern Twitter aka it's shit.


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imported>MarioMario456 at 19:02, 9 August 2023

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