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imported>Lolyunohavgudsoftware at 20:41, 16 December 2015

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	'''Fchan''' is supposed to be the [[furry]](er) equivalent of [[4chan]], just without the [[/b/]], [[freedom of speech]], [[lulz]], or anything [[Encyclopedia Dramatica\|good]]. It should be avoided like [[AIDS\|the plague]]. It's run by Sage Nadia, who is responsible for the arbitrary board setup, [[ban]]ning freedom of speech and tightass rules. He isn't listed among the people running the site lest he actually be held accountable for anything, but he still holds absolute power. Questioning this or any of his other decisions is a great way to get b&.		'''Fchan''' is supposed to be the [[furry]](er) equivalent of [[4chan]], just without the [[b/\|/b/]], [[freedom of speech]], [[lulz]], or anything [[Encyclopedia Dramatica\|good]]. It should be avoided like [[AIDS\|the plague]]. It's run by Sage Nadia, who is responsible for the arbitrary board setup, [[ban]]ning freedom of speech and tightass rules. He isn't listed among the people running the site lest he actually be held accountable for anything, but he still holds absolute power. Questioning this or any of his other decisions is a great way to get b&.

	== The DNP List ==		== The DNP List ==
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	Procedure of the spammers: pick some popular furry's art, stick some huge text, censor it and encourage by any means the banning of furries from 4chan, and try to encourage members of lulz.net to leave and post on Fchan. [[Chemo\|Keep up the good work, guys! We need more Chemo!]]		Procedure of the spammers: pick some popular furry's art, stick some huge text, censor it and encourage by any means the banning of furries from 4chan, and try to encourage members of lulz.net to leave and post on Fchan. [[Chemo\|Keep up the good work, guys! We need more Chemo!]]

	=External Links=		==External Links==
	[[File:U18chan logo.jpg\|thumb~~\|right~~\|100px\|U-18 Chan Symbol]]		[[File:U18chan logo.jpg\|thumb\|100px\|U-18 Chan Symbol]]
	*[http://fchan.us Fchan: Creepy shit, don't forget the] [[goggles]].		*[http://fchan.us Fchan: Creepy shit, don't forget the] [[goggles]].
	:*'''Warning''': presence of Trojans and Worms reported, make sure your Firefox/Opera is up to date before any eventual raid.		:*'''Warning''': presence of Trojans and Worms reported, make sure your Firefox/Opera is up to date before any eventual raid.
	*[http://u18chan.com/ U-18Chan: Less Nazis, more faggotry]		*[http://u18chan.com/ U-18Chan: Less Nazis, more faggotry]


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	[[Category:Furries]]		[[Category:Furries]]

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	{{infobox Chan\|imageboard_name=Fchan\|imageboard_logo=[[File:Fchanlogo.png]]\|date_founded=Furry Friday\|major_boards=/ah/, [[male\|/m/]]\|epic_win=Nothing. Ever.\|homepage=[http://fchan.us fchan.us]}}		{{infobox Chan\|imageboard_name=Fchan\|imageboard_logo=[[File:Fchanlogo.png]]\|date_founded=Furry Friday\|major_boards=/ah/, [[male\|/m/]]\|epic_win=Nothing. Ever.\|homepage=[http://fchan.us fchan.us]}}
	[[Image:TypicalFChan.JPG\|thumb\|Typical Fchan thread.]]		[[Image:TypicalFChan.JPG\|thumb\|Typical Fchan thread.]]

imported>DekoMan91: Added logo.

2012-03-26T15:49:41Z

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	{{infobox Chan\|imageboard_name=Fchan\|imageboard_logo=~~none lol~~\|date_founded=Furry Friday\|major_boards=/ah/, [[male\|/m/]]\|epic_win=Nothing. Ever.\|homepage=[http://fchan.us fchan.us]}}		{{infobox Chan\|imageboard_name=Fchan\|imageboard_logo=[[File:Fchanlogo.png]]\|date_founded=Furry Friday\|major_boards=/ah/, [[male\|/m/]]\|epic_win=Nothing. Ever.\|homepage=[http://fchan.us fchan.us]}}
	[[Image:TypicalFChan.JPG\|thumb\|Typical Fchan thread.]]		[[Image:TypicalFChan.JPG\|thumb\|Typical Fchan thread.]]

imported>El Señor at 14:58, 16 September 2011

2011-09-16T14:58:28Z

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	'''Fchan''' is supposed to be the [[furry]](er) equivalent of [[4chan]], just without the [[/b/]], [[freedom of speech]], [[lulz]], or anything [[Encyclopedia Dramatica\|good]]. It should be avoided like [[AIDS\|the plague]]. It's run by Sage Nadia, who is responsible for the arbitrary board setup, [[ban]]ning freedom of speech and tightass rules. He isn't listed among the people running the site lest he actually be held accountable for anything, but he still holds absolute power. Questioning this is or any of his other decisions is a great way to get b&.		'''Fchan''' is supposed to be the [[furry]](er) equivalent of [[4chan]], just without the [[/b/]], [[freedom of speech]], [[lulz]], or anything [[Encyclopedia Dramatica\|good]]. It should be avoided like [[AIDS\|the plague]]. It's run by Sage Nadia, who is responsible for the arbitrary board setup, [[ban]]ning freedom of speech and tightass rules. He isn't listed among the people running the site lest he actually be held accountable for anything, but he still holds absolute power. Questioning this or any of his other decisions is a great way to get b&.

	== The DNP List ==		== The DNP List ==
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	Whenever someone posts a picture containing a [[faggotry\|fetish]] (despite the fact that furry is a fetish), the mods will often swoop in and state "this is /a/ah/ material!" (/a/ being "Alternative" and /ah/"Alternative (hard)"(Honestly, what's even the fucking difference?) They will then proceed to vaporize it off the intertubes forevar. Because of course, a picture of two wolves screwing each other [[in the ass]] while wearing leather [[BDSM\|bondage]] is '''so much worse''' than a picture of two wolves screwing each other in the ass. Despite that it's all fur faggotry, the mods think they're making a difference, even though it just makes the [[faggots\|furries]] angrier. Yet, they still kiss up to the mods anyway. [[Fact\|Evidence shows that this is caused by furries having small brains, even smaller than the animals they think they are.]]		Whenever someone posts a picture containing a [[faggotry\|fetish]] (despite the fact that furry is a fetish), the mods will often swoop in and state "this is /a/ah/ material!" (/a/ being "Alternative" and /ah/"Alternative (hard)"(Honestly, what's even the fucking difference?) They will then proceed to vaporize it off the intertubes forevar. Because of course, a picture of two wolves screwing each other [[in the ass]] while wearing leather [[BDSM\|bondage]] is '''so much worse''' than a picture of two wolves screwing each other in the ass. Despite that it's all fur faggotry, the mods think they're making a difference, even though it just makes the [[faggots\|furries]] angrier. Yet, they still kiss up to the mods anyway. [[Fact\|Evidence shows that this is caused by furries having small brains, even smaller than the animals they think they are.]]

	This has been further confused lately by Nadia unilaterally deciding that all ''~~Pokemon~~'' content, no matter how nasty, be placed in the /Toon/ board, lest the members of /AH/ get their sensibilities upset by seeing something too cute for their sensitive eyes. Lulz ensued because he neglected to tell any of the other moderators about this, resulting in many a furry posting their truly obscene cartoon material to the /Toon/ board, then getting their picture or thread deleted, and a summary ban handed out for posting nasty stuff in the wrong board, while he still happily deletes material he deems too cartoony on the /ah/ board, and bans those who posted it for going against his sudden arbitrary ruling.		This has been further confused lately by Nadia unilaterally deciding that all ''Pokémon'' content, no matter how nasty, be placed in the /Toon/ board, lest the members of /AH/ get their sensibilities upset by seeing something too cute for their sensitive eyes. Lulz ensued because he neglected to tell any of the other moderators about this, resulting in many a furry posting their truly obscene cartoon material to the /Toon/ board, then getting their picture or thread deleted, and a summary ban handed out for posting nasty stuff in the wrong board, while he still happily deletes material he deems too cartoony on the /ah/ board, and bans those who posted it for going against his sudden arbitrary ruling.

	Oh yeah, and questioning this in any way also results in a ban. This includes such basic actions as asking "Why?", "How cartoony is too toony?" and "What is WRONG with you?". At this current rate, experts expect so many new rules within the week that the website will simply be set to Permaban anyone who posts anything just to streamline the process.		Oh yeah, and questioning this in any way also results in a ban. This includes such basic actions as asking "Why?", "How cartoony is too toony?" and "What is WRONG with you?". At this current rate, experts expect so many new rules within the week that the website will simply be set to Permaban anyone who posts anything just to streamline the process.

imported>Another n00b: /* How to Get Banned */

2011-07-14T01:53:33Z

How to Get Banned

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	Post.		Post something.

	The mods on Fchan are the most fucking [[Nazi]]-esque mods you will ever encounter, slamming the [[banhammer]] on anyone who complains about an irrational rule the mods put into place, asks why the mods did something, argues about the [[Shit_nobody_cares_about\|DNP]] list, breathes incorrectly, or jerks off with their left hand (seriously, though, if you pull your pud with your left hand, you are a Jew).		The mods on Fchan are the most fucking [[Nazi]]-esque mods you will ever encounter, slamming the [[banhammer]] on anyone who complains about an irrational rule the mods put into place, asks why the mods did something, argues about the [[Shit_nobody_cares_about\|DNP]] list, breathes incorrectly, or jerks off with their left hand (seriously, though, if you pull your pud with your left hand, you are a Jew).

imported>Unknown: Created page with " Average Fchan user {{infobox Chan|imageboard_name=Fchan|imageboard_logo=none lol|date_founded=Furry Friday|major_boards=/ah/, /m/|ep..."

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[[Image:Furfagvirgin2.jpg|center|Average Fchan user]]

{{infobox Chan|imageboard_name=Fchan|imageboard_logo=none lol|date_founded=Furry Friday|major_boards=/ah/, [[male|/m/]]|epic_win=Nothing. Ever.|homepage=[http://fchan.us fchan.us]}}
[[Image:TypicalFChan.JPG|thumb|Typical Fchan thread.]]

'''Fchan''' is supposed to be the [[furry]](er) equivalent of [[4chan]], just without the [[/b/]], [[freedom of speech]], [[lulz]], or anything [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|good]]. It should be avoided like [[AIDS|the plague]]. It's run by Sage Nadia, who is responsible for the arbitrary board setup, [[ban]]ning freedom of speech and tightass rules. He isn't listed among the people running the site lest he actually be held accountable for anything, but he still holds absolute power. Questioning this is or any of his other decisions is a great way to get b&.

== The DNP List ==

People on the DNP list are self important losers who think that it makes them seem more important if they don't let people distribute their work. Even considering that it's the [[Internet]] and [[Shit nobody cares about|no one in their right mind should actually give a shit]], the mods work valiantly to make sure that the shitty [[furry art]]ists of the world don't get [[butthurt]] when their art is posted on an overly strict image board that they would never know about anyway. Often, its users will try and kiss up to the [[mod]]s by marking every single fucking picture they see DNP. Never fear, the furries are here!

I have to go [[Suicide|kill myself]] now.

== "This is /a/ah/ material!" ==

[[File:Lulzfchan.JPG|thumb|Fchan's nasty shit.]]
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1575438118034&set=a.1575438078033.2071485.1598023522
[[Image:Fban.png|thumb|The FBan. You've been warned.]]

Whenever someone posts a picture containing a [[faggotry|fetish]] (despite the fact that furry is a fetish), the mods will often swoop in and state "this is /a/ah/ material!" (/a/ being "Alternative" and /ah/"Alternative (hard)"(Honestly, what's even the fucking difference?) They will then proceed to vaporize it off the intertubes forevar. Because of course, a picture of two wolves screwing each other [[in the ass]] while wearing leather [[BDSM|bondage]] is '''so much worse''' than a picture of two wolves screwing each other in the ass. Despite that it's all fur faggotry, the mods think they're making a difference, even though it just makes the [[faggots|furries]] angrier. Yet, they still kiss up to the mods anyway. [[Fact|Evidence shows that this is caused by furries having small brains, even smaller than the animals they think they are.]]

This has been further confused lately by Nadia unilaterally deciding that all ''Pokemon'' content, no matter how nasty, be placed in the /Toon/ board, lest the members of /AH/ get their sensibilities upset by seeing something too cute for their sensitive eyes. Lulz ensued because he neglected to tell any of the other moderators about this, resulting in many a furry posting their truly obscene cartoon material to the /Toon/ board, then getting their picture or thread deleted, and a summary ban handed out for posting nasty stuff in the wrong board, while he still happily deletes material he deems too cartoony on the /ah/ board, and bans those who posted it for going against his sudden arbitrary ruling.

Oh yeah, and questioning this in any way also results in a ban. This includes such basic actions as asking "Why?", "How cartoony is too toony?" and "What is WRONG with you?". At this current rate, experts expect so many new rules within the week that the website will simply be set to Permaban anyone who posts anything just to streamline the process.

== How to troll FChan ==

[[Image:fchangay.jpg|thumb|How to NOT troll Fchan.]]

*[[F40PH]]! lots and lots of F40PH pics (do not enter F40PH in any of the text fields or you will get auto B&).
*Invade the latest thread devoted to ''Balto'' and claim you're the real Klaus Doberman (don't ask).
*Post [[goatse]] at the [[always|proper opportunity]].
*Start a thread like "furries being killed by humans." This shit actually works because they think its another fetish. And many lulz will be had by all.
*Post porn on the clean board, and Clean stuffs on Alternative boards
*Talk about LULZ, /furi/ or Paws.ru
*Say loud and clear [[truth|a furry is just a drawing and nothing else.]]
*Critique sincerely and professionally anything posted on /artist/ or /crit/, they'll turn batshit and it's by far the best way to get banned for not liking Jim Hardiman's 12yo coloring style.

== How to Get Banned ==
[[Image:Fchan_Sally_Thread_WTF.jpg|thumb|[[I CAME]]!]]

Post.

The mods on Fchan are the most fucking [[Nazi]]-esque mods you will ever encounter, slamming the [[banhammer]] on anyone who complains about an irrational rule the mods put into place, asks why the mods did something, argues about the [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|DNP]] list, breathes incorrectly, or jerks off with their left hand (seriously, though, if you pull your pud with your left hand, you are a Jew).

== Fchan IRC ==
Recently, FurryJustice, a division of PervertedJustice, sent a young 14 year old into the Fchan [[IRC]]. Lulz were expected, perhaps not this much, though.

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<pre>10:23 Anon_The_Third Hullow, jsr20
Anon_The_Third Also, JET SET RADIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
10:24 jsr20 Do a barrel roll!
Mietz rolls
jsr20 xD
Anon_The_Third With or without sticking it in a pooper?
jsr20 x3
Blux wow anon
Blux wow
10:25 Anon_The_Third I figured he was here to spew memes, that's one of them
Blux lol
Anon_The_Third "In b4 barrel roll, pooper, etc."
jsr20 O.o Spam is eval
10:26 Anon_The_Third Hahah
Anon_The_Third spams the chan regularly with definitions
Anon_The_Third For example
Anon_The_Third PREPARE
Anon_The_Third In some programming languages, eval is a function which ''eval''uates a string as though it were an expression and returns a result; in others, it executes multiple lines of code as though they had been included instead of the line including the eval.
Anon_The_Third Eval-like functions are more common in interpreted languages than in compiled languages, since including one in a compiled language would require including an interpreter or compiler with the program, and more runtime information (such as variable names). Some compiled languages do have something similar to an eval function, see below.
10:27 Anon_The_Third END TRANSMISSION
jsr20 lol
varek fuck off you retard
Blux Whats your line count
Blux ?
10:28 Anon_The_Third Iunno, I don't feel like checking
Anon_The_Third Varek, was that to me?
Anon_The_Third Sheesh...
varek guess
jsr20 Deviantart just ruined my perception of life
Maiq Hey look, it's Wee Todd! jsr20, don't you have a bridge to be guarding?
Tenchi lol
jsr20 I did but it's gone now. O.o
10:29 Maiq Awww.
Anon_The_Third chuckles
Maiq plays the world's smallest violin
Tenchi plays the 2nd
Tenchi woo sterio!
varek stereo
jsr20 I like the sound but..
10:30 jsr20 it could of used more cowbell
Maiq So, jsr20, fans want to know: How are you going to fail next?
TerrorBite wheels in a giant cowbell in a frame.
jsr20 I'm going to pretend to be straight
jsr20 D:
jsr20 epic fail insures
TerrorBite *ensues
jsr20 lolz
TerrorBite D
Anon_The_Third Is there something I'm missing here? People are being cunts and I'm not sure why.
TerrorBite even
10:31 Aglaia continues chasing invisible goblins
varek i was always a cunt, dumbass.
Maiq Anon, jsr20 came in trolling yesterday
Anon_The_Third Ah, okay.
jsr20 I was being a douche yesterday
jsr20
10:32 Anon_The_Third Varek: I'm not used to you popping up to hurl poorly worded insults at me.
varek poorly worded ?
varek 'fuck off you retard' is timless and very apt.
varek timeless even
Tenchi yea
10:33 Anon_The_Third At least use a comma
varek you're not worthy of my grammar.
Anon_The_Third The hell did I do to you, anyway?
10:34 jsr20 It's kind of like what I did yesterday Anon, it had no meaning and was quite idiotic.
jsr20 Maybe Varek just likes to do random shit.
varek well i'm sorry if i don't appreciate some retard pasting what 'eval' is into a channel chat for no reason.
10:35 jsr20 exactly
Anon_The_Third T'was an example.
TerrorBite 'eval' is a programming keyword, short for 'evaluaton'
Tenchi we need ascii porn
TerrorBite *Evaluation
Anon_The_Third No, no we don't Tenchi
Anon_The_Third XD
jsr20 Thats not what your mother said. Oooh. Burn. <== Example of overused shit.
Maiq 8======D O: <- ASCII porn
10:36 Blux lol maiq
10:37 varek thanks for sharing, jsr20
jsr20 changes nick to fail_smith
varek err
varek actually
fail_smith ;o
varek make that captain obvious
varek from now on
fail_smith lolz
varek hands fail_smith a paper hat
fail_smith woot
varek enjoy.
10:38 Anon_The_Third 8===): lulz
10:39 Maiq 8======D~~ ~~ ~~OX
10:40 Maiq This is so retarded it's funny
fail_smith not as much as yesterday
fail_smith
fail_smith >:[
Anon_The_Third >:3
Blux Wait...you weren't trolling furnet the other day were you?
10:41 fail_smith I don't really remember
fail_smith >.>
Tenchi lol
fail_smith mind you, I don't REALLY hate furries.
fail_smith >.>
varek you should do
fail_smith My friend isone.
varek we're all awful people
10:42 varek worse than christians
varek even worse than vegetarians
Anon_The_Third Varek's probably right, there.
10:43 Mietz i hate myself for it even
fail_smith and why is that
Blux Oh yes so awful.
10:44 varek come on guys, group self harm session.
TerrorBite We're worse than Jehova's Witnesses.
Mietz hits himslef with a whip on the back
varek gets the kleenex and pointy things.
TerrorBite Or even Mormons.
Mietz *whip whip*
fail_smith never
10:45 Mietz starts jamming scissors into his crotch
fail_smith xO
Blux 0_o
Mietz *jam jam whip*
Anon_The_Third Guys, Guys, holdon a second.
varek gouges eyes with hot coals.
Anon_The_Third What the fuck are you doing.
fail_smith omg
Maiq They're self-hating
Mietz out out demons of furryness
10:46 Mietz !!!
Anon_The_Third ...
Anon_The_Third Proceed.
fail_smith random moment
varek purging!
TerrorBite OUT DAMN SPOT! *kicks a dog out of the door*
Mietz looks at varek and is jeallous of vareks bigger selfhate
10:47 Mietz he goes to a gym, i cant beat that in selfhate D:
Maiq lol
Blux lawls
Maiq checks his pants... yup, his demons of furryness are alive and well ^^
Maiq Evil is gewd.
10:48 fail_smith Bob Saget > Evil
Mietz can i wear a miniskirt while jamming my scissors into my crotch?
Blux maybe later
Blux >>
Blux <<
Maiq Sure, but only if you moan like a whore when you're doing it Miertz
Maiq Mietz*
Mietz moans like a whore
Mietz *jam jam whip*
Maiq Okies, here's a miniskirt
10:49 Mietz puts it on and jams furiously moaning
Anon_The_Third This cannot be PG-13
10:50 Maiq Hey! It's guro! Quick, get a camera!
Blux phones in gurochan
Anon_The_Third goes to gurochan for the lulz every once in a while.
Anon_The_Third Goddamn the stories are just downright hilarious
Maiq Anon: It's PG-13, barely
Maiq I think
10:51 fail_smith jabbing your crotch with scissors warrents at least a pg rating
Maiq well, until one of the @'s or %'s comes in and yells at us
Anon_The_Third holds his hands above his head
Anon_The_Third I'm not part of this!
Anon_The_Third leaves to go get some breakfast
fail_smith omg burn him
Anon_The_Third is away| Fudz.
10:52 Maiq I need something to eat, too >.<
Maiq changes nick to MaiqAFK
fail_smith I have some chocolate in my trunk.
Blux ....
MaiqAFK Yeah, I'll pass on that thx
10:53 fail_smith *pulls a candy bar out of his car's trunk* It's 100 grand.
fail_smith Well I gotta brb..
fail_smith I need to drop the kids off at the pool and sit down and proccess some shit
Mietz pours gasoline over himself and ignites
10:54 TerrorBite But the pool's closed?
Blux salutes smith
TerrorBite couldn't resist
Blux never got the whole "pools closed" meme
10:55 Mietz runs through the channel naked
TerrorBite Something to do with, there was this pool in an MMORPG, and then someone with AIDS went for a swim in it, and then everyone got AIDS? Or something...
TerrorBite Mietz, I did that earlier...
10:56 fail_smith I never knew private parts could hang down so low.
fail_smith O.o
Mietz yeah, but you werent burning at the time
Blux ooooo
Mietz runs through the channel naked AND burning
Mietz i win
10:57 fail_smith Some furries are always on fire and naked. Dragons? (O.o)
10:58 TerrorBite http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Pool%27s_closed
fail_smith oh that place
fail_smith Why did they close
TerrorBite http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/The_Great_Habbo_Raid_of_July_2006
10:59 fail_smith I mean mcdonalds doesn't pay great but damn
fail_smith habbo is fun to spam
11:00 fail_smith o.o there's a creepy show on witches on
11:01 fail_smith omg they burned themselves to find purity O.o;
Blux Thats one way too do it
11:02 fail_smith sets Blux on fire
fail_smith k
Blux runs around screaming
Blux wait...didn't christians burn them anyways?
11:03 fail_smith it says people who thought they were witches
fail_smith even non christians
fail_smith they would drown them
fail_smith or burn them at a stake
fail_smith O.o
Mietz sits down in a corner still burning
11:04 fail_smith roasts a hotdog over Mietz
fail_smith good eatin'
Mietz eats it
Blux changes nick to Blux|out
fail_smith T.T
11:05 Mietz nomnomnom
fail_smith pours acid on Mietz
Mietz drinks it
11:07 fail_smith >[ *stuffs Mietz into a cannon and fires him into North Korea*
Mietz returns
11:08 fail_smith what did you bring back
Mietz REVOLUTION!
fail_smith omg hasta la vista *moves to Canacia*
11:10 Aglaia continues hunting invisible butterflies
11:11 fail_smith o.o
11:18 Mietz lets have a racist coffee
11:20 Anon_The_Third Vivaaaa la reee-voo-lution
Anon_The_Third :3 Adicts.
Anon_The_Third The Adicts rather.
11:21 -> loofa has joined fchan
loofa Hello
Mietz RACIST
11:22 Anon_The_Third Heyyo, loofa
Mietz oh, i mean hi loofa
loofa Hehe
Anon_The_Third Hey, he said hi without attempted homicide!
Anon_The_Third You've come a long way, loofa
Anon_The_Third XD
loofa Yay!
11:23 Mietz stabs loofa
loofa Awwww
Anon_The_Third Ooh, not that long of a way
loofa Hehe
loofa Getting ready for a show
Mietz burns you and fries in hot oil, munches
Anon_The_Third mumbles something about 'getting ready for your mom'
loofa
Anon_The_Third XD
11:24 loofa Awright, gotta go
loofa See you guys later
loofa Gonna play some music!
<- loofa has disconnected (Connection reset by peer)
Mietz that was like the loudest "I WANT ATTENTION" shout i ever read
Mietz <.<
11:25 Anon_The_Third sits on ch-
Anon_The_Third She left again D:
Mietz come in, tell what you do, and leave again
Mietz he really needs friends
Anon_The_Third That's loofa for you :/
Mietz yeah
11:26 Mietz like totally
Anon_The_Third gags himself with a spoon
11:31 Anon_The_Third reboots in attempts to get his second monitor up
<- Anon_The_Third has disconnected (Quit: Trillian (http://www.ceruleanstudios.com)
11:39 -> Nero has joined fchan
11:41 Mietz http://www.furaffinity.net/view/703966/
Mietz :D[[User:PervertedFurryJustice|PervertedFurryJustice]]
11:43 TerrorBite <3 DarkNek0gami
11:44 Mietz YES
Mietz win²</pre>

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Fail_Smith was the username used to find out information, the decoy was made to appear as a simple kind-hearted [[Douchebag|douche]] who had apologized for a few days ago when he trolled the IRC with join [[Crapflood|flooding]]. In this way, he was granted to stay in a private pm by one of the admins, and able to record the following. PFJ has taken this and reported it to various outlets capable of handling the lulz factor.

== Furries and Butthurtness ==
[[Image:Fchan_cub_art1.png|thumb|right|A prime example of furfag [[logic]].]]
Some furries may resort to reporting your ip to the major IRC channels as done with several of PFJ's accounts. This can be remedied by simply changing your ip address or bypassing the server client. [[Nice try]], furfags.

== Cub Art? In MY Fchan? ==
[[Image:XENO_SELF_BANz.gif|thumb|56px|WHUT? YEAAAH!]]
For the longest time, all depictions of [[pedophilia|underage furfags]] (aka [[CP|cub pr0nz]]) had been exiled to /ah/, amongst the sickfuckiest of [[sick fuck]] [[furry|furfaggotry]] known on the internet. Yet somehow if the picture is of [[Tails|a copyrighted character]], the age and action depicted [[awwright|doesn't fucking matter]], and said pr0n can be posted in /toon/. This makes [[stupid |no fucking sense]]. But then again, when have furfags EVER made any god damn sense?

Recently Xenofur (the Fchan admin) outlawed all depictions of cub pr0n, citing some imaginary U.S. law. This triggered [[butthurt]] and [[drama]] across the entire [[Furry|fandom]], especially due to the fact that /toon/ was somehow, again, exempt from this [[law]].

Also, making a topic about cub art in /dis/ is a surefire way to get yourself [[banhammer |b&]], because Xenofur is [[Bureaucratic Fuck|easily butthurt that anyone would even fucking dare question his/her/its infallible law]].

UPDATE: Xenofur posted in a "ban trap" thread (see left image) which Sage Nazia created for the purpose of "trawling" and weeding out anyone who disagrees with him. Xeno, not wanting to seem "speshulz" promptly b&'z ''himself'' for [[Great_justice |For Great Justice]]. Some humorless, ass-kissing furfag tattles to Xeno about this entry on ED and he edits it, but fails to add any [[lulz]]. [[Vandal]]ism has been countered by preventative [[copypasta]].

== List of Boards ==

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*[[yiff|/b/]] - [[fail|not the random board]], the [[LOL WUT|"banner" board]], [[Shit nobody cares about|but seriously who gives a shit]]?
*[[yiff|/s/]] - For [[straight]] furry [[pr0n]]. Has been collecting dust for [[at least 100]] years. As of now has become the new straight/[[bisexual|bi]] board
*[[yiff|/f/]] - Composed entirely of separate threads devoted to every single female ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' character.
*[[yiff|/m/]] - The main attraction of Fchan. Composed entirely of [[cock]]s, furfags and Neko [[Bridget]] [[Shota]].[http://fchan.us/m/res/78982.html]
*[[yiff|/h/]] - Furry [[Dickgirls]]. Beach ball [[Tits|boobs]] and arm-length dicks à la Doug Winger.
*[[yiff|/toon/]] - As if Fchan Law wasn't already extremely confusing, the mods introduced a board for posting ''cartoon'' related porn. This board is also filled up with [[at least 100]] different threads devoted to [[Tails]].
:*[[ Rule 34]] is supposed to go here, but it's not heavily enforced.
*[[yiff|/a/ah/]] - Devoted to posting the creepiest shit possible, (unless it's deemed "too cartoony", then it's /toon/ material.) as if furry porn itself weren't fucked up enough. have a look and now that your eyes are ruined, feel free to look at the [[pain series]].
*[[yiff|/c/]] - For [[christian furries]] who would feel like dirty heathens for masturbating to porn, despite the fact that [[God]] considers all furries to be fucking abominations.
*[[yiff|/tent/]] - Deleted after everyone realized it made no sense to have a board devoted entirely to one [[Tentacle_rape|fetish]].
*[[yiff|/flash/]] - Deleted after [[http://www.furaffinity.net/user/lenoh/ some furfag]] collected every single Flash animation before the weekly [[Bawwwww|maintenance]], and then reposted all of them, turning the board into /r9k/ due to the fact that the shit-for-brains usual users couldn't figure out what the fuck to do.
*[[yiff|/crit/]] - Furry circle jerk where furries post their [[crap|crappy]] artwork and yiff each other in the butt.
*[[yiff|/artist/]] - For "artistic" furries to pump their [[e-go]]s and characters full of helium.

== Fchan Spamming ==

If you are a closet furfag and frequent 4chan /b/, /ic/ or any open imageboard with, or even without a /furi/ board; you have probably witnessed the following attempted [[Chemo]]. Encouraged by Sage Nadia and Christian Walde(AKA Xenofur), people were trying to spread fchan on closet-fur imageboards, accompanied by the usual anti-furry spam.
{{cg|GTFO of 4chan, furfags!|fchanspammgallery|center|<gallery>
Image:Thatcatisdead.jpg
Image:Meowth.jpg| The cake is a lie
Image:Krystal-.JPG
Image:Renamonhasanasus.JPG
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Thearistocats.JPG| I'm pretty sure the original artist would have some words about this
Image:Furriesruinsfurries.JPG| Certainly one of the rarest meaningful furry drawing turned into this FURSECUTION bullshit makes me kind of sad anyway
Image:Flamedramonlol.JPG
Image:Digimonshitagain.JPG| Oh no,you can't be serious!
Image:Generalrainiswrongthistime.jpg
Image:Fchan hypocrisy.JPG| Respect artists, use their art as Propaganda Material!
Image:Omgtheyhateus.JPG
Image:Imsoclever.jpg
Image:Idisagree.jpg|It's a rare occurrence, but occasionally a fur will get something right.
Image:Ohyoupedo.jpg
Image:Morenothanku.jpg| No,thanks.
Image:Teaserfagottry.jpg| There's a reason why Photoshop is so overpriced, to avoid this kind of shit to happen...
Image:Epic furry guy.gif| Average Fchan poster.
</gallery>}}
Procedure of the spammers: pick some popular furry's art, stick some huge text, censor it and encourage by any means the banning of furries from 4chan, and try to encourage members of lulz.net to leave and post on Fchan. [[Chemo|Keep up the good work, guys! We need more Chemo!]]

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