Fast Food - Revision history

Paul in the Mall at 04:22, 30 July 2025

2025-07-30T04:22:15Z

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	*[[Subway]] – Pay $10 for an 11-inch sandwich that lacks any flavor, aside from the cum punched in by your local Sandwich Artist.		*[[Subway]] – Pay $10 for an 11-inch sandwich that lacks any flavor, aside from the cum punched in by your local Sandwich Artist.
	*[[Taco Bell]] – Cheap and tasty for the first minute, then you realize you're eating rat meat and you shart all over the place.		*[[Taco Bell]] – Cheap and tasty for the first minute, then you realize you're eating rat meat and you shart all over the place.
	*Wendy's – Like all the before mentioned, salt bacon and grease are their main ingredients but at Wendy's you can expect a 30% markup.		*[[Wendy's]] – Like all the before mentioned, salt bacon and grease are their main ingredients but at Wendy's you can expect a 30% markup.
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imported>TP84: Removed red link.

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	[[File:Fast Food.jpg\|thumb\|250px\|right\|The truth about fast food.]]		[[File:Fast Food.jpg\|thumb\|250px\|right\|The truth about fast food]]
	'''Fast food''' refers to dining venues which specialize in offering food service at high speeds and low quality.		'''Fast food''' refers to dining venues which specialize in offering food service at high speeds and low quality.

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	*[[Subway]] – Pay $10 for an 11-inch sandwich that lacks any flavor, aside from the cum punched in by your local Sandwich Artist.		*[[Subway]] – Pay $10 for an 11-inch sandwich that lacks any flavor, aside from the cum punched in by your local Sandwich Artist.
	*[[Taco Bell]] – Cheap and tasty for the first minute, then you realize you're eating rat meat and you shart all over the place.		*[[Taco Bell]] – Cheap and tasty for the first minute, then you realize you're eating rat meat and you shart all over the place.
	*[[Wendy's]] – Like all the before mentioned, salt bacon and grease are their main ingredients but at Wendy's you can expect a 30% markup.		*Wendy's – Like all the before mentioned, salt bacon and grease are their main ingredients but at Wendy's you can expect a 30% markup.
	*[[Doggis]] – [[Chile\|Chilean]] Hot Dog restaurant that was a meme in 2020 since people were calling a [[Fat\|Fatass]] [[Portuguese]] [[Pedophile]] at age 16.
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imported>Glitchlov at 12:58, 4 May 2022

2022-05-04T12:58:25Z

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	*[[Taco Bell]] – Cheap and tasty for the first minute, then you realize you're eating rat meat and you shart all over the place.		*[[Taco Bell]] – Cheap and tasty for the first minute, then you realize you're eating rat meat and you shart all over the place.
	*[[Wendy's]] – Like all the before mentioned, salt bacon and grease are their main ingredients but at Wendy's you can expect a 30% markup.		*[[Wendy's]] – Like all the before mentioned, salt bacon and grease are their main ingredients but at Wendy's you can expect a 30% markup.
			*[[Doggis]] – [[Chile\|Chilean]] Hot Dog restaurant that was a meme in 2020 since people were calling a [[Fat\|Fatass]] [[Portuguese]] [[Pedophile]] at age 16.
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imported>Kamaloka at 03:38, 10 March 2022

2022-03-10T03:38:51Z

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	'''Fast food''' refers to dining venues which specialize in offering food service at high speeds and low quality.		'''Fast food''' refers to dining venues which specialize in offering food service at high speeds and low quality.

	In reality the wait times often take up to ten minutes, as the stores typically only hire [[Black people\|chimpanzees]] and/or acne-ridden, flunked the military ~~MSAT~~ [[teenagers]] who'll spit in your food just for shits and giggles, [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/22/subway-employee-puts-penis-on-bread-frozen-urine_n_3635174.html stick their dicks in it], [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2175053/Burger-King-worker-posted-pictures-standing-bins-lettuce-fired.html put their feet in the produce], or [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/03/taco-bell-worker-licking_n_3377709.html fellate the taco shells until their a gooey mess that falls apart in your hand.]		In reality the wait times often take up to ten minutes, as the stores typically only hire [[Black people\|chimpanzees]] and/or acne-ridden, flunked the military ASVAB [[teenagers]] who'll spit in your food just for shits and giggles, [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/22/subway-employee-puts-penis-on-bread-frozen-urine_n_3635174.html stick their dicks in it], [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2175053/Burger-King-worker-posted-pictures-standing-bins-lettuce-fired.html put their feet in the produce], or [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/03/taco-bell-worker-licking_n_3377709.html fellate the taco shells until their a gooey mess that falls apart in your hand.]

	For the majority of us, fast food restraints serve as a place to take a [[shit]] or a piss on a long trip and then ask the cops hanging around outside where we can find a decent place to eat because		For the majority of us, fast food restraints serve as a place to take a [[shit]] or a piss on a long trip and then ask the cops hanging around outside where we can find a decent place to eat because
	the quality of this [[Shit\|food]] ranges from absolute shit to something that may have been scraped from the slimy bottom of the dumpster outside and has been recently discovered by [[California]] to cause [[cancer]] in [[Jew\|rats]] ranging from brain tumors to fatty liver.		the quality of this [[Shit\|food]] ranges from absolute shit to something that may have been scraped from the slimy bottom of the dumpster outside and has been recently discovered by [[California]] to cause [[cancer]] in [[Jew\|rats]] ranging from brain tumors to fatty liver.

	'''Under no circumstance should you consume this "food,"''' unless you're poor and black, and thus are already a burden on society. Fast food is one of the leading causes of the obesity epidemic in the [[Jewnited States of Americunts\|United States]], and is why [[Americunts\|Americans]] are so [[SJW\|fat and useless]] when it comes to [[Trump\|Making ~~Anerica~~ Great Again]].		'''Under no circumstance should you consume this "food,"''' unless you're poor and black, and thus are already a burden on society. Fast food is one of the leading causes of the obesity epidemic in the [[Jewnited States of Americunts\|United States]], and is why [[Americunts\|Americans]] are so [[SJW\|fat and useless]] when it comes to [[Trump\|Making America Great Again]].

	'''Notable stores:'''		'''Notable stores:'''

imported>TommyP84 at 20:51, 1 December 2018

2018-12-01T20:51:44Z

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	[[File:Fast Food.jpg\|thumb\|right\|The truth about fast food.]]		[[File:Fast Food.jpg\|thumb\|250px\|right\|The truth about fast food.]]
	'''Fast food''' refers to dining venues which specialize in offering food service at high speeds and low quality.		'''Fast food''' refers to dining venues which specialize in offering food service at high speeds and low quality.

	In reality the wait times often take up to ten minutes, as the stores typically only hire [[Black people\|chimpanzees]] and/or acne-ridden, flunked the ~~Mil8tary~~ MSAT [[teenagers]] who'll spit in your food just for shits and giggles, [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/22/subway-employee-puts-penis-on-bread-frozen-urine_n_3635174.html stick their dicks in it], [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2175053/Burger-King-worker-posted-pictures-standing-bins-lettuce-fired.html put their feet in the produce], or [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/03/taco-bell-worker-licking_n_3377709.html fellate the taco shells until their a gooey mess that falls apart in your hand.]		In reality the wait times often take up to ten minutes, as the stores typically only hire [[Black people\|chimpanzees]] and/or acne-ridden, flunked the military MSAT [[teenagers]] who'll spit in your food just for shits and giggles, [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/22/subway-employee-puts-penis-on-bread-frozen-urine_n_3635174.html stick their dicks in it], [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2175053/Burger-King-worker-posted-pictures-standing-bins-lettuce-fired.html put their feet in the produce], or [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/03/taco-bell-worker-licking_n_3377709.html fellate the taco shells until their a gooey mess that falls apart in your hand.]

	For the majority of us, fast food restraints serve as a place to take a [[shit]] or a piss on a long trip and then ask the cops hanging around outside where we can find a decent place to eat because		For the majority of us, fast food restraints serve as a place to take a [[shit]] or a piss on a long trip and then ask the cops hanging around outside where we can find a decent place to eat because
	the quality of this [[Shit\|food]] ranges from absolute shit to something that may have been scraped from the slimy bottom of the dumpster outside and has been recently discovered by [[California]] to cause [[cancer]] in [[Jew\|~~Rats~~]] ranging from brain tumors to fatty liver.		the quality of this [[Shit\|food]] ranges from absolute shit to something that may have been scraped from the slimy bottom of the dumpster outside and has been recently discovered by [[California]] to cause [[cancer]] in [[Jew\|rats]] ranging from brain tumors to fatty liver.

	'''Under no circumstance should you consume this "food,"''' unless you're poor and black, and thus are already a burden on society. Fast food is one of the leading causes of the obesity epidemic in the [[Jewnited States of Americunts\|United States]], and is why [[Americunts\|Americans]] are so [[SJW\|fat and useless]] when it comes to [[Trump\|Making Anerica Great Again]].		'''Under no circumstance should you consume this "food,"''' unless you're poor and black, and thus are already a burden on society. Fast food is one of the leading causes of the obesity epidemic in the [[Jewnited States of Americunts\|United States]], and is why [[Americunts\|Americans]] are so [[SJW\|fat and useless]] when it comes to [[Trump\|Making Anerica Great Again]].
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	*[[Subway]] – Pay $10 for an 11-inch sandwich that lacks any flavor, aside from the cum punched in by your local Sandwich Artist.		*[[Subway]] – Pay $10 for an 11-inch sandwich that lacks any flavor, aside from the cum punched in by your local Sandwich Artist.
	*[[Taco Bell]] – Cheap and tasty for the first minute, then you realize you're eating rat meat and you shart all over the place.		*[[Taco Bell]] – Cheap and tasty for the first minute, then you realize you're eating rat meat and you shart all over the place.
	*[[Wendy's]] Like all the before mentioned, salt bacon and grease are their main ingredients but at Wendy's you can expect a 30% markup.		*[[Wendy's]] – Like all the before mentioned, salt bacon and grease are their main ingredients but at Wendy's you can expect a 30% markup.
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imported>HaGibor at 09:42, 28 October 2018

2018-10-28T09:42:03Z

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	*[[Subway]] – Pay $10 for an 11-inch sandwich that lacks any flavor, aside from the cum punched in by your local Sandwich Artist.		*[[Subway]] – Pay $10 for an 11-inch sandwich that lacks any flavor, aside from the cum punched in by your local Sandwich Artist.
	*[[Taco Bell]] – Cheap and tasty for the first minute, then you realize you're eating rat meat and you shart all over the place.		*[[Taco Bell]] – Cheap and tasty for the first minute, then you realize you're eating rat meat and you shart all over the place.
			*[[Wendy's]] Like all the before mentioned, salt bacon and grease are their main ingredients but at Wendy's you can expect a 30% markup.
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imported>HaGibor at 02:14, 24 October 2018

2018-10-24T02:14:53Z

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	[[File:Fast Food.jpg\|thumb\|right\|The truth about fast food.]]		[[File:Fast Food.jpg\|thumb\|right\|The truth about fast food.]]
	'''Fast food''' refers to dining venues which specialize in offering food service at high speeds~~. In reality the wait times often take up to ten minutes, as the stores typically only hire [[Black people\|chimpanzees]]~~ and/or acne-ridden [[teenagers]] who'll spit in your food, [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/22/subway-employee-puts-penis-on-bread-frozen-urine_n_3635174.html stick their dicks in it], [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2175053/Burger-King-worker-posted-pictures-standing-bins-lettuce-fired.html put their feet in the produce], or [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/03/taco-bell-worker-licking_n_3377709.html fellate the taco shells.]		'''Fast food''' refers to dining venues which specialize in offering food service at high speeds and low quality.

	~~The~~ quality of this [[Shit\|food]] ranges from absolute shit to ~~garbage,~~ and has been recently discovered to cause [[cancer]]. Under no circumstance should you consume this "food," unless you're poor and black, and thus are already a burden on society. Fast food is one of the leading causes of the obesity epidemic in the [[Jewnited States of Americunts\|United States]], and is why [[Americunts\|Americans]] are so [[SJW\|fat and useless]].		In reality the wait times often take up to ten minutes, as the stores typically only hire [[Black people\|chimpanzees]] and/or acne-ridden, flunked the Mil8tary MSAT [[teenagers]] who'll spit in your food just for shits and giggles, [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/22/subway-employee-puts-penis-on-bread-frozen-urine_n_3635174.html stick their dicks in it], [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2175053/Burger-King-worker-posted-pictures-standing-bins-lettuce-fired.html put their feet in the produce], or [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/03/taco-bell-worker-licking_n_3377709.html fellate the taco shells until their a gooey mess that falls apart in your hand.]

			For the majority of us, fast food restraints serve as a place to take a [[shit]] or a piss on a long trip and then ask the cops hanging around outside where we can find a decent place to eat because
			the quality of this [[Shit\|food]] ranges from absolute shit to something that may have been scraped from the slimy bottom of the dumpster outside and has been recently discovered by [[California]] to cause [[cancer]] in [[Jew\|Rats]] ranging from brain tumors to fatty liver.

			'''Under no circumstance should you consume this "food,"''' unless you're poor and black, and thus are already a burden on society. Fast food is one of the leading causes of the obesity epidemic in the [[Jewnited States of Americunts\|United States]], and is why [[Americunts\|Americans]] are so [[SJW\|fat and useless]] when it comes to [[Trump\|Making Anerica Great Again]].

	'''Notable stores:'''		'''Notable stores:'''

	*[[Burger King]] – Where the burgers taste like ass, the fries are soggy, and your drink is filled with piss and sweat.		*[[Burger King]] – Where the burgers taste like ass, the fries are soggy, and your drink is filled with piss and sweat. Because they like to hire illegal immigrants, it's best to learn to count in Spanish and forgo the idea of having it your way.
	*[[Chick-Fil-A\|Chick-fil-A]] – Same thing as KFC, but even worse in quality. Only eat if bone-in chicken feels a little too much like real food for you.		*[[Chick-Fil-A\|Chick-fil-A]] – Same thing as KFC, but even worse in quality. Only eat if bone-in chicken feels a little too much like real food for you.
	*[[KFC]] – Food for niggers and rednecks from the South.		*[[KFC]] – Food for niggers and rednecks from the South. Stay away from the nuggets unless you like gristle and pink chicken meat.
	*[[McDonald's]] – Greasy and salty fries that will give you an orgasm and then a heart attack. All the rest of the items are disgusting and will make you shit your pants.		*[[McDonald's]] – Greasy and salty fries that will give you an orgasm and then a heart attack. All the rest of the items are disgusting and will make you shit your pants.
	*[[Subway]] – Pay $10 for an 11-inch sandwich that lacks any flavor, aside from the cum punched in by your local Sandwich Artist.		*[[Subway]] – Pay $10 for an 11-inch sandwich that lacks any flavor, aside from the cum punched in by your local Sandwich Artist.

imported>TommyP84 at 05:21, 17 March 2017

2017-03-17T05:21:37Z

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	'''Fast food''' refers to dining venues which specialize in offering food service at high speeds. In reality the wait times often take up to ten minutes, as the stores typically only hire [[Black people\|chimpanzees]] and/or acne-ridden [[teenagers]] who'll spit in your food, [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/22/subway-employee-puts-penis-on-bread-frozen-urine_n_3635174.html stick their dicks in it], [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2175053/Burger-King-worker-posted-pictures-standing-bins-lettuce-fired.html put their feet in the produce], or [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/03/taco-bell-worker-licking_n_3377709.html fellate the taco shells.]		'''Fast food''' refers to dining venues which specialize in offering food service at high speeds. In reality the wait times often take up to ten minutes, as the stores typically only hire [[Black people\|chimpanzees]] and/or acne-ridden [[teenagers]] who'll spit in your food, [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/22/subway-employee-puts-penis-on-bread-frozen-urine_n_3635174.html stick their dicks in it], [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2175053/Burger-King-worker-posted-pictures-standing-bins-lettuce-fired.html put their feet in the produce], or [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/03/taco-bell-worker-licking_n_3377709.html fellate the taco shells.]

	The quality of this [[Shit\|food]] ranges from absolute shit to garbage, and has been recently discovered to cause [[cancer]]. Under no circumstance should ~~anyone~~ consume this "food" unless you're poor and black, and thus are already a burden on society. Fast food is one of the leading causes of the obesity epidemic in the [[Jewnited States of Americunts\|United States]], and is why ~~they're~~ [[SJW\|fat and useless]].		The quality of this [[Shit\|food]] ranges from absolute shit to garbage, and has been recently discovered to cause [[cancer]]. Under no circumstance should you consume this "food," unless you're poor and black, and thus are already a burden on society. Fast food is one of the leading causes of the obesity epidemic in the [[Jewnited States of Americunts\|United States]], and is why [[Americunts\|Americans]] are so [[SJW\|fat and useless]].

	'''Notable stores:'''		'''Notable stores:'''

	*[[Burger King]] – Where the burgers taste like ass, the fries are soggy, and your drink is filled with piss and sweat.		*[[Burger King]] – Where the burgers taste like ass, the fries are soggy, and your drink is filled with piss and sweat.
	*[[Chick-Fil-A]] – Same thing as KFC, but even worse in quality. Only eat if bone-in chicken feels a little too much like real food for you.		*[[Chick-Fil-A\|Chick-fil-A]] – Same thing as KFC, but even worse in quality. Only eat if bone-in chicken feels a little too much like real food for you.
	*[[KFC]] – Food for niggers and rednecks from the South.		*[[KFC]] – Food for niggers and rednecks from the South.
	*[[McDonald's]] – Greasy and salty fries that will give you an orgasm and then a heart attack. All the rest of the items are disgusting and will make you shit your pants.		*[[McDonald's]] – Greasy and salty fries that will give you an orgasm and then a heart attack. All the rest of the items are disgusting and will make you shit your pants.
	*[[Subway]] – Pay $10 for an 11-inch sandwich that lacks any flavor, aside from the cum punched in by your local Sandwich Artist.		*[[Subway]] – Pay $10 for an 11-inch sandwich that lacks any flavor, aside from the cum punched in by your local Sandwich Artist.
	*[[Taco Bell]] – Cheap and tasty for the first minute, then you realize you're eating rat meat and you shart all over the place.		*[[Taco Bell]] – Cheap and tasty for the first minute, then you realize you're eating rat meat and you shart all over the place.
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imported>TommyP84 at 12:10, 16 March 2017

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	[[File:Fast Food.jpg\|thumb\|right\|The truth about fast food.]]		[[File:Fast Food.jpg\|thumb\|right\|The truth about fast food.]]
	'''Fast food''' refers to dining venues which specialize in offering food service at high speeds. In reality, the wait times often take up to ten minutes as the stores typically only hire chimpanzees or acne ridden [[teenagers]] who ~~will likely~~ spit in your food, [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/22/subway-employee-puts-penis-on-bread-frozen-urine_n_3635174.html stick their dicks in it], [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2175053/Burger-King-worker-posted-pictures-standing-bins-lettuce-fired.html put their feet in the produce], or [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/03/taco-bell-worker-licking_n_3377709.html fellate the taco shells.]		'''Fast food''' refers to dining venues which specialize in offering food service at high speeds. In reality the wait times often take up to ten minutes, as the stores typically only hire [[Black people\|chimpanzees]] and/or acne-ridden [[teenagers]] who'll spit in your food, [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/22/subway-employee-puts-penis-on-bread-frozen-urine_n_3635174.html stick their dicks in it], [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2175053/Burger-King-worker-posted-pictures-standing-bins-lettuce-fired.html put their feet in the produce], or [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/03/taco-bell-worker-licking_n_3377709.html fellate the taco shells.]

	~~<br>~~		The quality of this [[Shit\|food]] ranges from absolute shit to garbage, and has been recently discovered to cause [[cancer]]. Under no circumstance should anyone consume this "food" unless you're poor and black, and thus are already a burden on society. Fast food is one of the leading causes of the obesity epidemic in the [[Jewnited States of Americunts\|United States]], and is why they're [[SJW\|fat and useless]].
	~~<br>~~
	The quality of this [[~~shit~~\|food]] ranges from absolute shit to garbage, and recently discovered to cause [[cancer]]. Under no circumstance should anyone consume this "food" unless you ~~are [[nigger\|~~poor and black]] and are already a burden on society. Fast food is the leading ~~cause~~ of the obesity epidemic in the [[~~America~~\|United States]], and why they ~~are~~ [[~~sjws~~\|fat and useless]].

	~~<br>~~
	~~<br>~~
	'''Notable stores:'''		'''Notable stores:'''

	*[[Burger King]] - Where the burgers taste like ass, the fries are soggy, and your drink is filled with piss and sweat.		*[[Burger King]] – Where the burgers taste like ass, the fries are soggy, and your drink is filled with piss and sweat.
	*[[Chick-Fil-A]] - Same thing as KFC, but even worse in quality.		*[[Chick-Fil-A]] – Same thing as KFC, but even worse in quality. Only eat if bone-in chicken feels a little too much like real food for you.
	*[[KFC]] - Food for niggers and rednecks from the South.		*[[KFC]] – Food for niggers and rednecks from the South.
	*[[McDonald's]] - Greasy and salty fries that will give you an orgasm and then a heart attack. All the rest of the items are disgusting and will make you shit your pants.		*[[McDonald's]] – Greasy and salty fries that will give you an orgasm and then a heart attack. All the rest of the items are disgusting and will make you shit your pants.
	*[[Subway]] - Pay $10 for an 11-inch sandwich that lacks any flavor, aside from the cum punched in by your local Sandwich Artist.		*[[Subway]] – Pay $10 for an 11-inch sandwich that lacks any flavor, aside from the cum punched in by your local Sandwich Artist.
	*[[Taco Bell]] - Cheap and tasty for the first minute, then you realize you're eating rat meat and you shart all over the place.		*[[Taco Bell]] – Cheap and tasty for the first minute, then you realize you're eating rat meat and you shart all over the place.


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imported>Konev at 06:47, 12 March 2017

2017-03-12T06:47:09Z

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	'''Fast food''' refers to dining venues which specialize in offering food service at high speeds. In reality, the wait times often take up to ten minutes as the stores typically only hire chimpanzees or acne ridden [[teenagers]] who will likely spit in your food, [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/22/subway-employee-puts-penis-on-bread-frozen-urine_n_3635174.html stick their dicks in it], [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2175053/Burger-King-worker-posted-pictures-standing-bins-lettuce-fired.html put their feet in the produce], or [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/03/taco-bell-worker-licking_n_3377709.html fellate the taco shells.]		'''Fast food''' refers to dining venues which specialize in offering food service at high speeds. In reality, the wait times often take up to ten minutes as the stores typically only hire chimpanzees or acne ridden [[teenagers]] who will likely spit in your food, [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/22/subway-employee-puts-penis-on-bread-frozen-urine_n_3635174.html stick their dicks in it], [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2175053/Burger-King-worker-posted-pictures-standing-bins-lettuce-fired.html put their feet in the produce], or [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/03/taco-bell-worker-licking_n_3377709.html fellate the taco shells.]

			<br>
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			The quality of this [[shit\|food]] ranges from absolute shit to garbage, and recently discovered to cause [[cancer]]. Under no circumstance should anyone consume this "food" unless you are [[nigger\|poor and black]] and are already a burden on society. Fast food is the leading cause of the obesity epidemic in the [[America\|United States]], and why they are [[sjws\|fat and useless]].

			<br>
			<br>
	'''Notable stores:'''		'''Notable stores:'''